50 Times People Found Gems On Wikipedia That Were Too Funny Not To Share (New Pics)

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This may be the best (and most accurate) new word in recent memory.

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I feel like BP might have hired Microsoft's censors.

Often leading those people to quietly quit when they cotton on...

and Taco Bell was no brother of Graham Bell!

Did he like waffles?

I love the cat for scale!

The cat's name was Sassy.

Boo-Boo was to Yogi what Barney Rubble was to Fred Flintstone. (Both Boo-Boo and Barney were voiced by the great Mel Blanc.)

I wonder if they know that? And how they feel about it.

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They got irony too.

Scott Kelly. You know. Now Senator Scott Kelly. The one our president is accusing of treason. Who may be recalled to active duty just so he can be court-martialed. Yeah, *that* Scott Kelly. This administration is a monkey flying, Monday to Friday, fuster cluck of an embarrassment.

Understandable.

Magikarp's revenge

Those are pretty good, NGL.

Yeah right, mine had 3 girls and threw a fit when I wanted my ears pierced for my 13th birthday because that made me a w***e, at 13.

Not THAT is clever! Good motivator

Mwahahaha

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No banana was available.

Would "mispelled" qualify?

And when the name is transcribed, he will be known as ( ) formerly known as Casper

4 packs of cigarettes a day???? Gosh, except for the extra radiation from space, he was certainly enjoying better health on Mir

The real problem with jurors that have watched CSI is that too many of them think that forensics is infallible. When jurors are too easily fooled by the prosecutions "evidence" innocent people can go to jail or even be executed. Ask Google about Cameron Todd Willingham.

I think it looks more like a dog with a floppy ear. 🐕

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Way back in the before times when cptrs were a new thing in offices, they were not given to those of us who understood and needed them. They were more often given to luddites. I was asked to look at one by its user because the cup holder wasn't working properly. "The What?" yeah..

*Mozart has entered the chat*

Ships were immediately dispatched to the Caribbean to bring back bananas.

I'm a huge fan of this. Also Turned Out Tuesday, where you should be happy I evened turned out. Why Am I Here Wednesday, where I spend my work day questioning my life choices. Think Again Thursdays, where I glare at you if you ask me to do anything. And also Phoning it in Fridays, I'd tell you more about that, but it's Friday

That doesn't look like any chili I've ever seen...

So many of these in Social Media today. And BP....

At least here in California we make you jump through a bureaucratic hoop and possess a piece of paper before you can own one. It's not like we're stupid or anything.

Fun fact: Each Amish community sets their own rules. Some have solar panels and electricity, some even have ebikes, and most have ambulances for emergencies.

I believe this is "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC, due to the fact that a computer virus once attacked Iran's nuclear facility by causing its computers to play the song at full volume

Oh. Okay.

Wait a minute. What happened if SHE were at home that day and her best friend were at home that day and then they tried to visit one another on, say, Mondays, but neither of them were at home. What would they do then? The mysteries of life before telephones existed

And the BBC has a heat bias

Well, everything before it was too, but hey...

Why come up with a term like "jobless unemployed" for people who have little or no work while remaining employed when we already have a perfectly serviceable term like "management"?

Because why would you move your children to a place with no schools?

"Out d****d spot!" *dog exits room*

Or an example of how the lack of a smile reminds us of a human these days.

In Namibia is local politician named Adolf Hitler. He just won fifth elections for local council.

"A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field" - George Orwell

Octember.

Excess sebum can lead to hair loss. Washing your hair does not. Some shampoos clean the sebum on your scalp and let your hair follicles grow hair. If nothing else, give your scalp a good scrub when you wash your hair, no matter what kind of hair on your head nor how much hair

That hurts my eyes when I try it

The shortest war of History ?

how about JnG for an infinite number ("n") of guys? Then you don't have to constantly do a head-count

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I have kids, I have never disliked a meme more than this one

Do you know why donkeys aren't allowed in school? No body likes a smart a*s. I'll show myself out...

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Translation: “Intimidation messages through networks.”

They were kind of cool actually.

I ordered a copy of that book from Amazon decades ago. They sent me "Llama, Llama, Red Pyjama". I sent it back. They sent it to me again. I sent it back again. They refused to do any more to fulfill my order 🙁

Also made it difficult to see roads.

So these are types of leeches? I never knew they had green ones.

I never heard about them. Nor the other 14

Nah, my surface is way more egg-shaped.