That taking a shower and washing their hair are two different types of showers.

The things that men do to impress women mostly just impress other men. Most women don’t actually give a s**t about your car, your abs, your muscles, your d**k size, etc.

That men and women view things like fairness, equality, intention, etc; totally differently. And that boys really need to start playing house more.

When we first lived together, I would do all the laundry and noticed all her undies had discharge and assumed she was aroused all the time but never wanted to do anything with me. Boy was I wrong and embarrassed.

Periods are no joke.

The pain, cramping, headaches. It’s like having a flu once a month. Idk how women work full time like this.

Obviously not all women get strong period symptoms, but still.

They’ll love you to the ends of the earth as long as you don’t let them down.

That pockets can be fake.

Never occurred to me that clothing would have fake pockets! Fake pockets?!

Ladies, you deserve real pockets that can hold all sorts of dumb c**p. F**k the patriarchy, get you some pockets!

They do makeup to impress themselves and other women, it has very little to do with looking good for dudes.

I always thought women did makeup to attract guys but my girlfriend said it was because she wanted to feel pretty and I believe it.

They actually appreciate small efforts more than big gestures.