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jplanets🤍 • upvoted an item 6 months ago

Curiosities

The Only Correct Answer

jplanets🤍 • commented on 9 posts 1 year ago

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Assuming it's their property, this one isn't that bad.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

depends on the store, normally there is a very high chance the robber is armed cuz yk MAGA people love their guns

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Assuming it's their property, this one isn't that bad.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

depends on the store, normally there is a very high chance the robber is armed cuz yk MAGA people love their guns

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Oddly helpful, now I’m the only one in my class that remembers how to write 零

50 Examples Of "Chaotic Good" Behavior, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Most books don’t include bestality, rape, incest, graphic depictions of sacrifice, the rapture. This is coming from someone who read the Bible when they were seven.

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jplanets🤍 • upvoted 30 items 1 year ago

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

Not exactly, "something" was wrong, that's instinct, which ever version you want to call it. Assuming it's an affair is just guessing the most likely thing she thought it could be. Because who would jump straight to that?

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

Jesus Christ, when in hindsight/comparison, cheating would've been what you wished for, you know you're in a fücked up situation. I feel so incredibly sorry for the poor girl (and everyone else who ever had to endure something like that, obviously). Hopefully the bastard got to eat his own d!ck in prison.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

Walking the beach, drinking milkshakes, thrift-shopping and playing games sounds like a great time, tho ....

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

Yeah, and how could that be resolved? Ah, I know: More guns, more guns, more guns. And more ammo. And more guns, and maybe a pound of fReEdUmM. Yes, that'll do.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

Since it's America ( I can tell cuz they're talking about Walmart lol) most stores don't allow employees to confront shoplifters, cuz you know, in this country any crazy a**hole could have a gun 🫠

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

The instincts of a mother, I would say.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

I assume you were watching him for disability fraud not shoplifting? And the stores did nothing?

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Oddly helpful, now I’m the only one in my class that remembers how to write 零

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

F**k, I just realized at this exact moment I never learned how to write "zero" in Mandarin.

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

It is not same quality even cursory Google search will bring up article after article of just how dangerous products sold on these sites can be

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Stop. The products sold on these cheap sites are often not safe! Please read up on it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6193385 https://www.ctol.digital/news/toxic-chemicals-found-shein-temu-products/

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

And since they are all flat, they can be stored like carpets, all neat and stacked

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Paper is an essential good and made (at least where I live) from a) recycled paper an mixed with/or b) trees from purposely planted production forests. Plus the paper factories of today are supervised closely, if the follow safety, health and environmental rules and regulations. Temu sells stuff that is produced by workers working and living under horrible circumstances, in a poisoned environment. The "cheap" for you is paid for by these workers and their nature. Chickening out of the responsibility because "I'm just a customer buying at a shop, we have no influence on the production circumstance" is the base of many problems.

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

can confirm. mandarin is freaking weird...(please don't downvote, am chinese.)

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

This is how to write numbers in Mandarin, if you weren't sure.

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Sibling rivalry at best

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Michael Jackson, famously known for his 'heehee' interjections in a lot of his music

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

my anxiety after seeing this pic 📈📈

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

I understand your comment, but it is irrelevant to the post. Please, if you don’t want to be downvoted, post a relevant comment.

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Literally has nothing to do with this post

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Free Palestine! Over 15000 children murdered by Israel. Stop the madness!

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

you dont need to be gay to be an ally :)

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Oh, the DE is quite misleading and her name sounds german... my mistake for not using Google

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

She was born and raised in Delaware.

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

If God hates gays so much, why did she make so many of them?

50 Examples Of "Chaotic Good" Behavior, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Most books don’t include bestality, rape, incest, graphic depictions of sacrifice, the rapture. This is coming from someone who read the Bible when they were seven.

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Reminds me of that old joke: "We asked people how they view lesbian relationships. The question had to be rephrased after majority of responders answered 'in high definition'."

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Honouring "their service and sacrifices" sounds like pure s**t if the government doesn't give them proper medical and mental care and just lets people with PTSD deal with it alone. Words and medals don't pay the rent, you know. I guess it must be extremely difficult for some of them to return to "normal" life, especially when their government couldn't care less for them once the return to civilian life. I read somewhere lots of homeless people in the USA are veterans who couldn't adjust or were too mentally ill to lead a "normal" life.

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

99% of the US people are immigrants or descendants from immigrants, who either came to the US for a better life for themselves and their kids; or because they were criminals.

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

How is a woman's body preference ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT MEN WANT. We have the right to body autonomy, that means we makes choices for our bodies for ourselves, we are not a potential appendage to a man in life, we have a life all our own.

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jplanets🤍 • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen At A Wedding? (Closed)

jplanets🤍 • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen At A Wedding? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That Seems Normal But Isn't?

jplanets🤍 • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Assuming it's their property, this one isn't that bad.

48 Strange Things People Discovered When They Hired A Private Investigator

depends on the store, normally there is a very high chance the robber is armed cuz yk MAGA people love their guns

50 Painful Pics That Will Probably Make You Say “Okay, Enough Internet For Me For Today”

Oddly helpful, now I’m the only one in my class that remembers how to write 零

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

You deserve do die burn in hell, reincarnate, die immediately and do it again

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

I can’t even with all of you

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Ahem..racism..ahem

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

Still racist

50 Of The Most Savage Responses People Had To Jerks (Best Of All Time)

I understand your comment, but it is irrelevant to the post. Please, if you don’t want to be downvoted, post a relevant comment.

50 Examples Of "Chaotic Good" Behavior, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

Most books don’t include bestality, rape, incest, graphic depictions of sacrifice, the rapture. This is coming from someone who read the Bible when they were seven.

“Today I Learned”: 50 Cool Things People Just Discovered (New Posts)

With the help of truman

“Today I Learned”: 50 Cool Things People Just Discovered (New Posts)

Thank you

“Today I Learned”: 50 Cool Things People Just Discovered (New Posts)

I wonder if they felt there were less people in the world like you, so they felt comfortable to share the frequency of it without seeming sick.

50 People Who Have Hilarious In-Laws

It’s like margarine

50 Of The Best ‘You Had One Job’ Fails Of All Time

It’s cropped

50 Hilarious YouTube Comments That Were Celebrated On This Instagram Page

Or lord farquaad

45 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Got Shamed On This Online Group That Doesn’t Hold Back (New Posts)

But, she says that it ruins her aesthetic and that’s the racist part.

45 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Got Shamed On This Online Group That Doesn’t Hold Back (New Posts)

Awful, I can’t imagine the pain they must feel /s

45 Times Weddings Were So Bad, They Got Shamed On This Online Group That Doesn’t Hold Back (New Posts)

She means she’s racist and you just showed that you are 2

30 Instagrammers Whose Photos Are So Far From Reality, They Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

I don’t see a difference

‘Today I Learned’: 50 People Share Fascinating Things They Didn't Learn At School (New Pics)

If it was Christ would you be saying the same thing?

jplanets🤍 • upvoted an item 5 months ago

Curiosities

The Only Correct Answer

jplanets🤍 • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Like one of those inflatables at a cars dealer

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Orange girl is only a "prop" for Fake Friend Girl.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Nonsense. “Professional” shoots are more than just paying a girl with a knapsack (a professional photog would have an assistant) to take your picture. They involve hair, makeup, costuming, lighting, and the model actually getting paid. Source: I interned at French Vogue. That being said, this isn’t too terribly offensive.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Professional shoots have lighting, bouncers, blockers and a team of 5-6 other folks including camera, styling, etc. This is just a girl with a DSLR.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

This one looks like a professional shoot. I've had to do shoots in public before. It's not a big deal

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

yeah, her... toes...

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Well, I guess she wants to show everyone she's an a*s.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Sure.. in a family water park. This should be forbidden.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Construction workers... in designer shoes

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

The hard hats though...?

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Noo! Don't do the Grinch dirty like this! 50 Shades of Desperate.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

You misspelled 'last date'.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

break up. Now

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

You say committed, I say in denial.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

They are committed though, both stay in position while the wave comes in.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

He wears all of his outfits well.

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Little V wears the dress better! (Seen in the metal cover of "Barbie Girl)

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Yep. That would definitely be a two-drink situation!

30 Times People Spotted Influencers And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

No they didn’t!! Use your kids for taking a shot like this? 😒

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