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Which_Intention7472 reply
Oregon may become the first state to implement universal healthcare. A measure to make it a state Constitutional right was passed in 2022, with a report outlining plans set to be released in September 2026, with a guarantee for a legislative vote in 2027. .

KindaFitKindaSquishy reply
Today Florida launches a public, searchable animal mistreatment database. This will prevent animals being placed with a person who is violent toward animals. It’s part of Dexter’s law. Justice for the animals ♥️.

chris_gnarley reply
California is no longer in a drought and all our reservoirs are significantly over capacity
Edit: spelling.

migrainefog reply
My neighbors abandoned their son to me, randomly off and on starting when he was 3, then the mother went to prison and the dad fell hard into the booze by the time the kid was 12. I got permanent legal guardianship.
He graduated with honors from high school. He got an academic scholarship to an ivy league University where he graduated on time and with honors. He's in his 30's now with his own toddler and doing great in life.

Tsu_Dho_Namh reply
Terrorist Khay Rahnajet mailed a letter b**b without enough postage. When it got returned to sender he opened it and died.
Not really ironic, but still funny as hell.

Keanu Reeves, An Actor Best Known For Movies Like "John Wick" And "The Matrix"
A friend of mine ran into Keanu Reeves while he was taking a break just outside a movie set. Said he was happy to talk to them, was super down to Earth and was genuinely interested in talking with them, not just at them.
I know this isnt the question, but in a thread like this, I just love Keanu for what a great contrast he is to all these jerks, lol.

hiddenspinach reply
This is very much me. I have chronic pain (fibro, endo, degenerative disc disease) and I can’t keep friends because I can’t walk around without hurting and for medical reasons I’m unable to drink any alcohol.
I’m already very much introverted but I’ve given up on meeting new people because I don’t know how bad I’ll be hurting (and have to cancel) during future meetups.
I’m only 25 and considering the years ahead feels very, very lonely at times… I wish I had friends, I really do. I feel as though life is passing me by and I am too much of a shut in, too aching to do anything about it.
To anyone reading this: if you know someone with chronic pain, please give them a little more grace and patience. The pain is so real and it affects every aspect of our life ❤️
Edit: Thank you so, so, so much for everyone who reached out and was supportive, offering to be my friend and chat together. The support is overwhelming, thank you so much for all your kind words ❤️❤️❤️.

hiddenspinach reply
This is very much me. I have chronic pain (fibro, endo, degenerative disc disease) and I can’t keep friends because I can’t walk around without hurting and for medical reasons I’m unable to drink any alcohol.
I’m already very much introverted but I’ve given up on meeting new people because I don’t know how bad I’ll be hurting (and have to cancel) during future meetups.
I’m only 25 and considering the years ahead feels very, very lonely at times… I wish I had friends, I really do. I feel as though life is passing me by and I am too much of a shut in, too aching to do anything about it.
To anyone reading this: if you know someone with chronic pain, please give them a little more grace and patience. The pain is so real and it affects every aspect of our life ❤️
Edit: Thank you so, so, so much for everyone who reached out and was supportive, offering to be my friend and chat together. The support is overwhelming, thank you so much for all your kind words ❤️❤️❤️.

DoctorBartleby reply
You know those people who always seem to have some crazy thing happening in their life and it seems absolutely unbelievable? They take a Lyft and the driver gets road rage and stops in the middle of the freeway. Their HVAC breaks and as soon as they pay it off they have to replace all their pipes and as soon as they pay that off they have to replace their roof and as soon as they pay that off… During Covid they quarantined and meticulously cleaned and then got COVID the first time they left the house. They got a new job and their dog gave birth live while they were giving a presentation so they delivered puppies while presenting.
It all sounds like utter BS until you are that person and then it feels like a curse. No one believes you until they are in the audience of the presentation, in the Lyft when the driver wigs out, at your place when the house falls apart comically, etc.
It’s constantly one thing after another. You become nervous when things start to go well because it never seems to last long. The moment the knot in your stomach goes away is when everything falls apart. Everyone assumes you are making it up, you are the problem, or you are the unluckiest person alive, but in the end, no one really wants to be around walking chaos.

The “Ghosts Of The Mountains” Are Safe! The First-Ever Robust Camera-Trap Survey Just Confirmed That The Snow Leopard Population Has Stabilized At Nearly 400 Individuals

migrainefog reply
My neighbors abandoned their son to me, randomly off and on starting when he was 3, then the mother went to prison and the dad fell hard into the booze by the time the kid was 12. I got permanent legal guardianship.
He graduated with honors from high school. He got an academic scholarship to an ivy league University where he graduated on time and with honors. He's in his 30's now with his own toddler and doing great in life.

Brilliant_Tourist400 reply
Cancer survival rates are up due to early detection and advances in treatment. This is especially true of colorectal and breast cancers.

Which_Intention7472 reply
Oregon may become the first state to implement universal healthcare. A measure to make it a state Constitutional right was passed in 2022, with a report outlining plans set to be released in September 2026, with a guarantee for a legislative vote in 2027. .

Keanu Reeves, An Actor Best Known For Movies Like "John Wick" And "The Matrix"
A friend of mine ran into Keanu Reeves while he was taking a break just outside a movie set. Said he was happy to talk to them, was super down to Earth and was genuinely interested in talking with them, not just at them.
I know this isnt the question, but in a thread like this, I just love Keanu for what a great contrast he is to all these jerks, lol.
































