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Chairman Miaow

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Chairman Miaow • commented on 10 posts 11 months ago

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

It's a hotel. I'm not sure I want to stay there...

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

I got away with no COVID for 3 and a half years. Then went back to the UK. The day I was supposed to go back to Beijing, I tested positive. That was s**t as China was strict then... Now they'll let you on the plane regardless. The airport staff at Heathrow said they could let me on the plane, but there was a non-zero chance I could be (very expensively) knocked back at Beijing capital airport... Decided not to risk it for a biscuit, as luckily I got my ticket on a Chinese app, so I was able to get a 50% refund on the day!

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

It's a hotel. I'm not sure I want to stay there...

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Also, for some reason people often ask me for directions (at home and here). I think I have a "helpful customer service face" left over from many years in customer-facing jobs...

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Also confusing in other languages. Although I'm at intermediate level in Mandarin, I have to think twice when giving taxi drivers directions involving left or right...

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Wondered about that. I don't eat big pieces of meat so very rarely need to use two hands to eat. As a right-handed person I only have this problem when using the extra long chopsticks when eating hotpot with friends.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

I was 8!

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Chairman Miaow • upvoted 30 items 11 months ago

People Spotted 30 Astonishingly Big Things And Shared Them With The World (New Pics)

For users of the metric system: 203 cm, 195 kg.

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Well, chalk boards too. I was marked down by lecturers in university during practicals because "you need to stop turning your back on the class". Okay, b!tch, explain how to write on the board left-handed and still see the class.

People Spotted 30 Astonishingly Big Things And Shared Them With The World (New Pics)

For users of the metric system: 203 cm, 195 kg.

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

People Spotted 30 Astonishingly Big Things And Shared Them With The World (New Pics)

I just had to have my 13 yo husky put to sleep. Just seeing Huskybear makes me cry. Yes, I am.

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Everyone uses their cellphones instead, right? XD Well, a lot of photographers (pro and amateur) do still use cameras - OP is wrong in that regard.

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

I'm left-handed and when I draw, I literally rotate my sketchbook/paper around on my lap/desk as I'm drawing XD It feels so unnatural to try and "push" the pencil across the page, so I simply rotate my drawing and "pull" instead. I also have bought spiral notebooks for lefties, because writing in a normal spiral notebook is VERY frustrating and painful - one's hand/arm presses against the spiral.

“I Pretend I Don’t Hear It”: 30 People Share The Most Precious Things Their Partners Do

Yuki jumped on my bed for his morning snuggle today. I said "Hello, little one" and he said "Mewww" He's just over a year old, does his big boy displays and his big boy growls when he spots the bin men or someone delivering something or a perceived threat, but he only has a little boy mewww.

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

This looks like it came out of a brothell, or opium den. ...Maybe both?

Man Sparks Family Feud After Telling Sister A Pregnancy Announcement Isn’t A Christmas Present

That was probably the sister

Man Sparks Family Feud After Telling Sister A Pregnancy Announcement Isn’t A Christmas Present

Why? The sister needs her family's help in raising this child. What does that tell you? That she's not able to do it herself, therefore she shouldn't have a child.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

woof woof

30 Parents Who Are Turning Their Teens Against Them With Their Infuriating Actions

And a really mature perspective from the son.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

Then abandoning any responsibility once the child is born. Important until birth, then mother and child can drop dead.

30 Parents Who Are Turning Their Teens Against Them With Their Infuriating Actions

That is really weird behaviour from dad

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

I grew up forced to mask all the time and people did not understand why I would get so exhausted and surly after doing it for hours on end (and would not tolerate it). It's only just a few months ago, after more than twenty years, that I've felt safe openly telling people I will be working or studying with that I'm autistic. Because now I know they won't judge me for it but will show consideration toward my needs. Last year I was asked to give a speech to an audience of children, and for the first time ever I stood up in front of an audience and said "I am an autistic person, so this is really hard for me to do, but I'm doing it anyway". I later learned that a lot of those kids were themselves autistic, and now here was this impressive grown-up telling them "I am like you". And that's not something I will ever fail to give the next generation again.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

I lost my job, and if it wasn't for the fact that my parents are able to support me until I find a new one, I could well be homeless now too. Now when I see a homeless person I think "there but for the grace of Mum and Dad go I".

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

A few years ago I was at a high profile parade on a very hot day. A member of one of the marching bands was clearly struggling, vomited, and nearly collapsed. Several people helped him to a shaded area, gave him a folding chair, and numerous people walked over and started fanning him and giving him water bottles. One person went to get nearby medical personnel. I felt a little restoration in my faith in humanity since everyone’s first instinct was to help this individual, and even though there was a large crowd I didn’t see anyone filming what was No Doubt a very scary and somewhat embarrassing moment for this individual.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

This is a generalization, you don't know the stories behind those people. Some elders have been awful to their relatives and that's why they live in isolation now. When i worked in a retirement home there was this elderly man who was nice to everyone and we always felt sad for him because no one ever came to visit him, until we learned why: he SA his own daughter and that's why the whole family abandoned him. Don't judge if you don't know the full story.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

Addiction is a disease, yet there are so many people who still treat it as a matter of choice and strength of character.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

Not a very christian behavior coming from the country with the largest christian population in the world.

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

Fúcking disgusting practice!!

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

Mixing health insurance and employment just seems like a bad idea to me. I had a hotel manager in the US who had to work with terminal cancer until her final 2 weeks because her treatment/insurance was tied to her employment. Similarly, a good friend is continuing to work past retirement due to the superior benefits his insurance provides for him and his wife. He is ready to retire but is worried a medical issue could bankrupt them. Crazy.

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

That’s a tunnel in my hometown, Melbourne Australia. Seems to work

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

Would rather have the dog

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

Those mountains are holier than thou

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

Oh!! my house is filled with turtles. He's gorgeous

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

As long as his name isn't Damian, you probably don't need to worry about this......🏃🏽💨

Friend Angry Her Rude BF Isn’t Invited To Wedding, Livid Couple Refuses To Put Up With Him

From the reddit thread: "Oof okay. He used to tell all his friends I liked him and would tell them i was obsessed with him and he rejected me. He tried to set me up with people he knew by telling them I liked them, making them all think I was overly promiscuous and chasing after all his friends. When I was working at a restaurant in college, he came in with Miley, loudly joked that I was making racist comments about them and a bunch of customers complained. I had to get written up and my managers yelled at me. I got cheated on 3rd year and he told me I should’ve tried harder. When I first met my fiance, he told me I wasn’t pretty enough for him. He said I was ugly and that any guy who likes me must be gay. He told me his grandma died and him and Miley convinced me to write an essay for him for a class because he was depressed. I found he was lying a month later. All college btw"

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

Dogs ARE magical

30 People Who Left A Mark In Dispatcher Memories With Their Wild 911 Calls

I like turtles

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

I like turtles!

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Chairman Miaow • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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I Took Photos During My Recent Travels In China Over The Chinese New Year (12 Pics)

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I Took Photos During My Recent Travels In China Over The Chinese New Year (12 Pics)

Chairman Miaow • commented on 16 posts 11 months ago

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

It's a hotel. I'm not sure I want to stay there...

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

57 Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

My uncle leaves whisky, a mince pie and carrots for the reindeer. Cookies and milk is an American thing?

57 Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

Or just walked into the local chemist and asked for a spot of laudanum

57 Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

They were a thing when I was a kid, and I'm not a vampire. Just about remember them still existing in the 1980s. So yes, I'm almost half a century old, just not 1.5 centuries old

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

I love the way the curves of the mirror mirror those of the cat's tail.

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Also, for some reason people often ask me for directions (at home and here). I think I have a "helpful customer service face" left over from many years in customer-facing jobs...

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

Also confusing in other languages. Although I'm at intermediate level in Mandarin, I have to think twice when giving taxi drivers directions involving left or right...

Left-Handers Share What Truly Doesn't Work Right For Them, The Replies Are Surprising (28 Examples)

35 Normal Things That Are Actually Pretty Horrific If You Think About It

I was 8!

Someone Asked What Has Been Overrated In 2024 And 40 People Don’t Hold Back

It's everywhere in the "west" too? I suppose I shouldn't be surprised with the other artists involved. Couldn't escape it at my school, one of my students played it with a guitar accompaniment at the school talent show... Hearing it everywhere in cafes too. At least I learnt one extra word in Korean through sheer repetition

Mom Sets Up Fundraiser For Daughter's Trip To Africa, Gets Agitated Over Lack Of Donations

Yes, I wouldn't dream of asking to contribute to a holiday! I made the mistake of doing two sponsored events in one month, one 10k race and one 21k "trek". I felt bad enough "charity begging" twice in one month. Won't be doing that again.

Husband Shoots Down Every Single Name Idea From Pregnant Wife, Netizens Say He’s Totally Right

I thought they were going to be "tragedeigh" names but actually they're all incredibly posh. Not Tarquin and Jocasta posh but not too far off. Not objectionable but not to everyone's taste

Woman Discovers A “Dark Side” Of BF’s Personality Just A Week After Moving In Together, Nopes Out

Quite easily actually. Not my case but in some cultures studying is prioritised over dating, so you can easily get to 25 without any real experience, then maybe one good relationship. Then you have nothing to compare it to, so you may not see the red flags waving...

50 Of The Most Supportive Family Members Of LGBTQ+ Folks Right In Time For Pride Month (New Pics)

My mum said "is that ALL? I thought you were gonna say you were pregnant."

“Going Down On A Woman”: 50 Straight Guys Share The Wildest Things Labeled “Gay”

Why sushi particularly? Am I missing something?

Chairman Miaow • commented on 4 posts 1 year ago

Jolly Wild Possum Discovered In Texas Woman’s Christmas Tree After It Sneezes

Yes I thought it was an opossum. Unless there's invasive possums in North America?

50 Times People’s Responses Were Comedy Gold, And Got Shared On The ‘Savage Responds’ Page

I'm lucky I didn't inherit the family height genes. I can do this, my brother would need 4 chairs. We can both sleep anywhere like a cat though. Just not very good quality sleep.

“I Am Baffled To This Day”: 50 Weird Things Guests Thought Were Acceptable To Do

Fahrenheit not Celsius. Ok. It took me a moment. Still very hot...

"Are You A Girl?": Woman Goes After A Boy In The Women's Bathroom, Is Surprised It Backfires

We need the MYTA category (mega) for this one. It shows a lot about where her mind is if she thinks an innocent kid will do anything. It's the kid who's more likely to be unsafe here, because even though she didn't physically harm him, she yelled at him and that could freak the poor kid out, who's just trying to go to the loo.

Chairman Miaow • upvoted 20 items 11 months ago

30 Sad And Wild Casino Secrets People Discovered After Working In A Casino

My mother spent this last weekend at her favorite casino. She came back today and announced to me how mad she was that she had lost $4,000 on this trip. I've been putting off critically-needed repairs on my car (my only mode of transportation) for almost a year now because I got laid off and I can't afford them. If I got all the repairs it needs, it would cost $3,100. My mom blew more than that on the slot machines at the casino in a 48-hour time period. It's my mom's money, and playing the slots makes her happy, and I have no rights to her money, but sometimes it still hurts when she makes casual remarks about losing $4k playing the slots.

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

That’s a tunnel in my hometown, Melbourne Australia. Seems to work

This Photo Of My Son Looks Like A Horror Movie Poster

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

As long as his name isn't Damian, you probably don't need to worry about this......🏃🏽💨

Rose Mirror Tray From A Flea Market Yesterday. The Sky Reflection Makes It Look Like A Portal To Another Realm

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

There's a giant coming out of that eruption cloud...

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

Those mountains are holier than thou

I Drove Into A Deep Winter Forest At Night, And It Looks Like In Some Stephen King Story

50 Real Photos That Look Like They’re Straight Out Of A Video Game Or Movie (New Pics)

Dogs ARE magical

Teen Ignores Sister’s Warning About Babysitting, Makes A Mistake That Lands Her And Toddler In ER

Can't believe all the people calling the baby a sociopath, he isn't even two yet! That said, they need to give him consequences or hw will be impossible.

Teen Ignores Sister’s Warning About Babysitting, Makes A Mistake That Lands Her And Toddler In ER

I think the point is more, if anyone is jamming a sharp small object into your eardrum you’re going to instinctively kick or throw them off regardless of age. It’s called reflexes

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When they released our city’s stupidest 911 calls a few years ago, this was one:

There’s a deer in my yard. (A weekly occurrence here)

What is it doing?

*It’s looking at me.*.

30 People Who Left A Mark In Dispatcher Memories With Their Wild 911 Calls

I like turtles

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

Return the toddler

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

Hate your family so much you want an infection that can mean being on oxygen the rest of your life, getting a blood clot or pneumonia? That's some strong hate to wish that on yourself

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

I had this two years in a row at Christmas. I was worried this would be year 3 but thankfully not!

50 People Who Got These Painfully Bad Fails Instead Of Christmas Miracles (New Pics)

Ah! I’ve seen those. They’re collections of all the people who mystifyingly can’t spell “pregnant,” nor can they get close sounding it out. “Pergant” sticks in my memory,

57 Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

As a Buddhist, I know how annoying it can be. Once I was looking at Buddha statues to donate to my local temple when some random people came in and accused Buddhists of being Nazis.

57 Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

This is what happens when doctors go all w***y-nilly with the coke and heroin prescriptions for babies.

57 Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

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