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StPaul9
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Living in Sydney working for Council for Intellectual Disabilities and trying not to be cynical about too many things.

BrielleBailey61 reply
During the annual company picnic, one of our notoriously tight-lipped accounting folks, let's call her Jane, apparently decided it was time to really let her hair down. After a few too many glasses of wine, she found herself atop the karaoke stage belting out tunes like a contestant on a talent show.
But the real kicker? Jane wasn't just singing—she was revealing office secrets between songs. Everything from the truth behind mysteriously disappearing stationery to who really broke the microwave in the break room. The crowd was in stitches, and cell phone videos of her performance went viral within the office.
By Monday, the videos had somehow reached the higher-ups. They weren’t too thrilled about the breach of office etiquette and confidentiality. Management called an emergency meeting, but instead of the expected reprimand, they announced a formal karaoke contest as a new annual team-building event, thanks to Jane's unexpected display of spirit and surprisingly entertaining accusations.
Jane still works in accounting, but now she also heads the party planning committee – and the microwave has never been cleaner.

Iamthewalrusforreal reply
Standing on a crowded NYC sidewalk during morning rush when a messenger bicycle goes whizzing past. Some dude in the crowd reaches out and pushes the guy on the bike, and he wipes out spectacularly.
Bike rider jumps right up, runs back and just lays. this. guy. out. KPOW, dude hit the deck like a ton of bricks, out cold.
Rider then calmly goes over, gets on his bike and rides off.

OkInevitable1873 reply
I was 22, she was 21, last year of undergrad. Dating for about a year. We were each making plans for after graduation. Over winter break, we were in her parent’s kitchen around midnight and she could tell I was kind of worried about something. She asked if everything was alright, and I just blurted out “you are going to marry me aren’t you?”
Pause.
“Yeah, I guess so”
31 years together so far.

damnmess reply
My dad took my mom to the mall and when they passed a jewelery store he asked her if there was anything she wanted from there. She said no. He said, "you realize I'm trying to propose to you, right?" It did work though, because they're still married nearly 35 years later. .

anon reply
My ex proposed to me with a ring, which ended up needing to be resized so when it was ready, he asked me to go pick it up and as it turns out- pay for it. I was 27 at the time and just had a pit in my stomach like ‘this ain’t it.’ There has to be more to love than this. And there was.

vampyreprincess reply
My ex proposed to me while I was breaking up with him.
He had apparently bought the ring and showed my dad months before, and my dad told him he was an idiot and I would say no.

RecycleReMuse reply
My wife and I were eating our bacon egg and cheese that I had fetched on a cold winter morning. Apparently I looked thoughtful and she asked me what I was thinking. I said, “Well. I was thinking how much I’d like to marry you.” She looked surprised and said, “Well . . . you have to ask me first.” I did. She said yes.
We got married three years later.

lazenbaby reply
Something about the public attitudes to Anzac Day changed in the late 90s. I went to the dawn service and the parade since 1991 as I played in a matching band. For the first half of the 90s it was pretty empty and really sombre and really moving. Then after the dawn service you'd head to the cricketers arms and they'd have a few drinks and then have the parade which was pretty quiet affair that most people didn't even know was on. Then after about 1999 it started to change. Suddenly large numbers of young guys started coming and then getting drunk and loud and obnoxious. Our band was warned about leaving our instruments unattended as they'd get stolen. Once my drum got kicked in. As a teenager people started to try and pick a fight with us all the time or make fun of our uniform or try and lift our kilts. I can't stand Anzac Day anymore. It's been taken over by these macho fucktards.

lazenbaby reply
Something about the public attitudes to Anzac Day changed in the late 90s. I went to the dawn service and the parade since 1991 as I played in a matching band. For the first half of the 90s it was pretty empty and really sombre and really moving. Then after the dawn service you'd head to the cricketers arms and they'd have a few drinks and then have the parade which was pretty quiet affair that most people didn't even know was on. Then after about 1999 it started to change. Suddenly large numbers of young guys started coming and then getting drunk and loud and obnoxious. Our band was warned about leaving our instruments unattended as they'd get stolen. Once my drum got kicked in. As a teenager people started to try and pick a fight with us all the time or make fun of our uniform or try and lift our kilts. I can't stand Anzac Day anymore. It's been taken over by these macho fucktards.

Aussiechimp reply
If you are invited to a party or bbq and asked to "bring a plate" it means bring some kind of food to share.

bloodofchrist reply
That Australia is one of the most multicultural countries in the world. I think because of poor media representation, Australia is depicted as a overly majority white place when that’s really only the reality in small towns. Even in small towns I always seem to find at least 1 chinese family running a Chinese takeout and same for Vietnamese hahah.

Brazen78 reply
We swear a lot. Like a lot a lot.
We casually drop the ‘c’ word into conversation without even thinking about it.

BrielleBailey61 reply
During the annual company picnic, one of our notoriously tight-lipped accounting folks, let's call her Jane, apparently decided it was time to really let her hair down. After a few too many glasses of wine, she found herself atop the karaoke stage belting out tunes like a contestant on a talent show.
But the real kicker? Jane wasn't just singing—she was revealing office secrets between songs. Everything from the truth behind mysteriously disappearing stationery to who really broke the microwave in the break room. The crowd was in stitches, and cell phone videos of her performance went viral within the office.
By Monday, the videos had somehow reached the higher-ups. They weren’t too thrilled about the breach of office etiquette and confidentiality. Management called an emergency meeting, but instead of the expected reprimand, they announced a formal karaoke contest as a new annual team-building event, thanks to Jane's unexpected display of spirit and surprisingly entertaining accusations.
Jane still works in accounting, but now she also heads the party planning committee – and the microwave has never been cleaner.

Iamthewalrusforreal reply
Standing on a crowded NYC sidewalk during morning rush when a messenger bicycle goes whizzing past. Some dude in the crowd reaches out and pushes the guy on the bike, and he wipes out spectacularly.
Bike rider jumps right up, runs back and just lays. this. guy. out. KPOW, dude hit the deck like a ton of bricks, out cold.
Rider then calmly goes over, gets on his bike and rides off.

anon reply
My ex proposed to me with a ring, which ended up needing to be resized so when it was ready, he asked me to go pick it up and as it turns out- pay for it. I was 27 at the time and just had a pit in my stomach like ‘this ain’t it.’ There has to be more to love than this. And there was.

OkInevitable1873 reply
I was 22, she was 21, last year of undergrad. Dating for about a year. We were each making plans for after graduation. Over winter break, we were in her parent’s kitchen around midnight and she could tell I was kind of worried about something. She asked if everything was alright, and I just blurted out “you are going to marry me aren’t you?”
Pause.
“Yeah, I guess so”
31 years together so far.

RecycleReMuse reply
My wife and I were eating our bacon egg and cheese that I had fetched on a cold winter morning. Apparently I looked thoughtful and she asked me what I was thinking. I said, “Well. I was thinking how much I’d like to marry you.” She looked surprised and said, “Well . . . you have to ask me first.” I did. She said yes.
We got married three years later.

vampyreprincess reply
My ex proposed to me while I was breaking up with him.
He had apparently bought the ring and showed my dad months before, and my dad told him he was an idiot and I would say no.

lazenbaby reply
Something about the public attitudes to Anzac Day changed in the late 90s. I went to the dawn service and the parade since 1991 as I played in a matching band. For the first half of the 90s it was pretty empty and really sombre and really moving. Then after the dawn service you'd head to the cricketers arms and they'd have a few drinks and then have the parade which was pretty quiet affair that most people didn't even know was on. Then after about 1999 it started to change. Suddenly large numbers of young guys started coming and then getting drunk and loud and obnoxious. Our band was warned about leaving our instruments unattended as they'd get stolen. Once my drum got kicked in. As a teenager people started to try and pick a fight with us all the time or make fun of our uniform or try and lift our kilts. I can't stand Anzac Day anymore. It's been taken over by these macho fucktards.



































