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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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Jerome Lenovo
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you don't need healthcare when you have a war weapon. Murikkkaaaaaa ! Proud to be stupid !

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CanadianDimes
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is insanely specific. Why Italy? Why would the American government stop you? Do you think the Italian government couldn’t stop you from entering Italy with an assault rifle?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if somewhere in Rome there's an incredibly bored Carabinieri reading this post, grinning, waiting...

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's pretty sad that we as humans have come so far in technology to make flying metal cans with wings that can hold humans but cant have good healthcare edit: global healthcare, I meant, so nobody from anywhere has to hijack any planes.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guarantee you that Mr. AR-15 is totally against socialzed healthcare in the US. Meanwhile, I remain baffled.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I need a gun in case some day I decide to kill people" is not a f*****g justifiable reason for owning one.

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Andrew Keir
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it's to defend myself by killing them before they kill me. *Way* before they even think of it, but, still ... /s Possibly 'guns don't kill people' but they make it *so* easy... it's called "enabling" it

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy has never been in an airport, let alone taken an international flight...

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oddly, I didn't need an ar15 rifle to move to France and get the healthcare for my children or myself. I only needed a valid passport.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like how the right wing nuts believe, that they would be welcomed in Europe. Even most right wing voters in Europe think the Republicans are completely insane.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir, they’re not going to let you put your son on the plane because you’re carrying an AR-15.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing like the "sick kid" excuse to hide one's gun fetish.

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Michael Largey
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir, speaking for your fellow citizens, no one is going to interfere with you leaving our country for any destination and for any reason.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So in the event of an admittedly possible but far unlikely to happen scenario is why you need a very unnecessary gun. You want to fight for gun ownership yet not better Healthcare, though you would easily use another country's better health system. Interesting.

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Matthew Barabas
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a gun isnt gonna save you from the government. they have bigger guns, and a lot more of those bigger guns, and they would have every reason to shoot you to death with 200 high caliber bullets.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was his daughter he might have to do that to get her a life saving abortion, here soon

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony of this second amendment argument, is that we constantly talk about how our country is better place to live than the ones people keep emigrating from. We are assuming a lot of details, if we think a government cannot become corrupt over time.

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Isaac Harvey
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you’d probably get charged for concealing a firearm to bring it through security.

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Allan Miller
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good way to get your son and you shot by trigger-happy American law enforcement officers.

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Verena
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... and get intimate knowledge for extended time of an Italian prison.

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The irony is that Alfie Evans was a British kid in a British hospital receiving very good care but his parents couldn't accept that he would never come out of his vegetative state and decided he would get better care in Italy. They didn't factor in the disruption it would cause in moving him. A very sad situation, made worse by morons similar to this one, abusing health care staff.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn‘t the good guys in the US be better off, if they just split from the others and make their own state? Like… North USA and South USA or something? Or West and East? I don‘t care. The good guys could have a peacefull live with propper healthcare and gun control while the others eff themselves (off)? Wish it could be that simple…

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Allan Miller
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good way to get you and your son shot my trigger-happy American law enforcement officers.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Y'all really don't want some mace? One I have shoots up to twelve feet, is yellow, has a thumb-flip cap, and a palmstrap. They have minis, larger ones, discrete ones shaped like other products, etc.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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