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Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there. 

The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

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The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.

This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was he wearing? Probably didn’t even have any head protection, totally asking for it. He has such a punchable face, it’s his own fault. /s

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Kyra Heiker
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wasn't wearing a helmet, that means he was asking for it.

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michael Chock
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She wasn't assaulting him, she was trying to rape him. So it's fine.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wasn’t wearing a helmet. He clearly wanted it, if he was going outside dressed like that. Did he even try to fight back? He probably secretly liked it.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should have known women can't control themselves, emotional creatures we are...

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He is a Christian preacher, who was standing outside a *high school* full of children, telling them that they're evil and going to hell, while carrying the sign mentioned above. He was specifically targeting the LGBTQ students.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did she stop at just the one hit....?? She should have traumatized him, put him in hospital, make him scared of his own stupid fuc*ing shadow, make him feel ashamed, never trusting anyone again - ever.... What a weapon grades cun*....

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She also proved she could take care of herself if she was ever attacked.

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Michael Largey
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone carrying a sign like that obviously already had received serious damage to their head.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was he wearing though? Why didn't he covered up his whole body n wear a helmet to protect himself from a random attack? Duh.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Witnesses told police "Nope, he hit himself over the head with the baseball bat."

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How could that have happened with all the thoughts and prayers I was sending him?

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He should've been more aware of his surroundings. If he was in a state of constant vigilance he would have seen her coming with the bat and had time to get away. Personally it was a pretty feeble hit. Should have split this prick's head in two.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he’s so uneducated I wish I was baseball bat wielding woman. I hope she didn’t get arrested or anything

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the way he was dressed, he's asking to get ra**ed with that same bat.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No body deserves to be raped. (Except maybe ftards w signs that say that. But even still...)

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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are you talking about, "unsafe"? He was saying this outside a high school.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Jesus sent that waman to knock some religious sense into him the power of christ compels him

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Danish Susanne
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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wasn't that woman, but if only I had been carrying a baseball bat I might have been. And not only used it on his head but also between his legs.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just once? As a conservative, I'd want to know why she stopped while he could still get up.

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2 days ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did this actually happen? If he had been walking by my middle-class house in a predominantly white suburb in Texas (more diversity every year, thank goodness) where I live alone, I would have literally beat the brakes off him with a Yankee candle, 5 lb. weight or a stiletto (whatever is closest) before I realized what I was doing. Edited for grammar.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*ugh* First things first the guy is an a*****e. No way he should have been carrying a sign like that. BUT he also shouldn't have been physically assaulted. Hit someone in the head with a bat and you risk killing them. At that point the woman who did it goes to jail for murder. How does that help the cause (or her)? Report the guy to the police for hate speech or inciting violence (for the sign). If they're unwilling to do something about it then make your own sign that says "Priests should stop raping children". That should get the point across.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unpopular opinion; If someone has reprehensible, abhorrent beliefs, they have a constitutionally protected right to express those beliefs (at least in the United States). If someone hits a person in the head with a baseball bat because they disagree with what they're saying, THAT person has the right to be imprisoned and charged with attempted murder. I await your downvotes.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are talking about laws. The law states he has a right to loudly proclaim that women deserve to be raped, right? Just because something is legal, doesn't necessarily mean it's morally right in all circumstances. I believe this young woman was morally right to smack him in the f*****g head.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

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2 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀

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