Soul_Fox
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I'm pretty creative, I love writing, and Bored Panda is my sacred place!
Soul_Fox • upvoted 13 items 6 months ago
Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
That my mom would love me unconditionally. Then she got married to her third husband and had a couple of kids and told me that she wanted to give them everything that she couldn't give to me and my sisters. Of course, I was still in high school at the time and felt that was a huge kick in the teeth...Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
When I was 7 I really really looked forward to middle school, I couldn’t wait to have a boyfriend. Yeah so it turned out Middle School is practically hell and dating in middle school is one of the stupidest things people didHey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
SantaHey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
That I’d be happy 💀What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
When I was a kid, I thought that the handles on the door made the car go faster. One day, we on a highway in a traffic jam and it was going REALLYYY slow. Up until this point, my parents had always locked my door. But this time, they forgot. So, I started yelling and saying, "Faster car, fasterrr" while pulling on the handle. Since it was unlocked, the car door swung open on the highway while we were moving. My parents yelled at me, and I never did THAT again. From that day forward my parents always locked my door.
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That your blood was a finite amount you had throughout your life and obviously that means old people die when they lose too much of their blood. I was terrified every time I got a cut or scrape, and as a bonus I was/am still clumsy as all hell. At 6 I got hit by a car. I was lucky that it was a side street and slower moving cars. I crawled to the curb after, noticing my elbows and knees were busted up and bleeding. I was crying and panicking and trying to cover the bleeding with my shirt when my mom arrived (I was just down the street and a watchful neighbor phoned my mother.). I got carried back home where an ambulance was waiting. I got patched up and the lovely EMT gentleman patching me up let me know that people make their own blood, so my "big boo-boos" weren't as bad as I thought. (BLESS YOU, SIR! Wherever you are now, I thank you. It's been 30 years and I never forgot his kindness and how he humored a small 6yo girl.)Show All 13 Upvotes
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Soul_Fox • upvoted 12 items 6 months ago
Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
That my mom would love me unconditionally. Then she got married to her third husband and had a couple of kids and told me that she wanted to give them everything that she couldn't give to me and my sisters. Of course, I was still in high school at the time and felt that was a huge kick in the teeth...Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
When I was 7 I really really looked forward to middle school, I couldn’t wait to have a boyfriend. Yeah so it turned out Middle School is practically hell and dating in middle school is one of the stupidest things people didHey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
SantaHey Pandas, What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
That I’d be happy 💀What Are Some Things You Believed As A Child, Only For It All To Go Downhill Later?
When I was a kid, I thought that the handles on the door made the car go faster. One day, we on a highway in a traffic jam and it was going REALLYYY slow. Up until this point, my parents had always locked my door. But this time, they forgot. So, I started yelling and saying, "Faster car, fasterrr" while pulling on the handle. Since it was unlocked, the car door swung open on the highway while we were moving. My parents yelled at me, and I never did THAT again. From that day forward my parents always locked my door.SarcastiMel reply
That your blood was a finite amount you had throughout your life and obviously that means old people die when they lose too much of their blood. I was terrified every time I got a cut or scrape, and as a bonus I was/am still clumsy as all hell. At 6 I got hit by a car. I was lucky that it was a side street and slower moving cars. I crawled to the curb after, noticing my elbows and knees were busted up and bleeding. I was crying and panicking and trying to cover the bleeding with my shirt when my mom arrived (I was just down the street and a watchful neighbor phoned my mother.). I got carried back home where an ambulance was waiting. I got patched up and the lovely EMT gentleman patching me up let me know that people make their own blood, so my "big boo-boos" weren't as bad as I thought. (BLESS YOU, SIR! Wherever you are now, I thank you. It's been 30 years and I never forgot his kindness and how he humored a small 6yo girl.) Soul_Fox • upvoted 7 items 7 months ago
