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Sometimes, while scrolling through social media, we come across posts that instantly make us say, "That is so clever!" But when we read them again, we might find ourselves wondering whether they were brilliant or stupid. Either way, they pique our curiosity and make us smile. Today, Pandas, we've gathered some intriguing posts from r/tumblr for you. We must let you know that the quirky and clever minds on Tumblr have a talent for capturing elusive thoughts and feelings we all might experience but can't quite articulate. So, prepare to laugh, nod in agreement, and upvote your favorite posts.

#1

Please Don’t Overanalyze This

Please Don’t Overanalyze This

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ZuriLovesYou
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Yes! Yes! How do we get Disney to see this?!

Mimi La Souris
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh my my, i never want to see a movie so mucho in my life !!!

El Dee
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never mind that - bring back the Muppet Show!!

L.V
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or just go back to making film adaptation of classics books with Muppets!

Jaya
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is already one of my favorite movies and it hasn't even been made yet.

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was kind of the premise for an old Twilight Zone ep.

Persephone
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Am I a man??? Or am I a muppet???"🎶🎶

Jennifer Crompton
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like Marilyn on the Munsters. Anyone old enough to remember that show?

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    #2

    Dads First Meme

    Dads First Meme

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will gladly provide meme support and will also provide a trailer to haul the printers if required

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an amazing first meme I approve op's dad

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one, Dad. I think it's funny.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would like this. No more filing. Which is what they promised us with computers. They lied.

    tiffhoepp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good one! Well done Dad

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off the meme tangent: I'm confused as to why colleges are getting rid of printers beyond their excuse that it's to save paper. I know that a large percentage of college students have a computer, but what about the ones who can't afford this level of technology on top of grotesquely expensive text books and all the other extreme costs required to attend college?

    Anga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great meme ! Good job dad 👍🏼

    Twilight
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOME Office People are so boring, but clearly your dad isn't one of them.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could make a ton of money charging people $5 to whack a printer with a sledge hammer.

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    #3

    This Was A Ride

    This Was A Ride

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is a rollercoaster and a half

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Sun tea is a thing.... and it's good. For iced tea, though, not British-style hot tea. And you'd make up a huge amount of it at a time.

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    Carrie B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is going to see this, but I am American and started doing pour over coffee recently. My gas stove is so freaking slow to boil water in the metal kettle. I bought an electric kettle. It's the most amazing thing ever and my favorite small appliance. On behalf of all Americans, I'm sorry. You were all correct.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a kettle on an electric stove. If anything it's too damn fast. I don't even get to finish by morning cigarette before it starts screaming for attention. ( Yeah, yeah, I know, cigarette bad.)

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of incredulity skyrockets the deeper into the post you get.

    Batwench
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a British person, this whole story threat is a nightmare and I wish to wakeup.

    NoWayNoWay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart sank, what the hell are these people?!

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Every single person in this post is a f*****g lunatic." Indeed!

    Introverted Sloth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these people seem to be boiling mad.

    Lily Langtry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this microwave popcorn or do you own a popcorn popper or did you make it in a pot on the stove or did you place the kernels out in the summer sun or...

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    Wonky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a nice electric kettle for like 30 bucks and you can boil four mugs worth of water in just two minutes

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First- the post is proof of insanity of all parties involved. Second - you can make "cold brew" but I leave tea bags infuse water for couple of hours, or overnight. And only for fruit or herbal teas, never black tea.

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    Have you ever wondered about those quirky sayings your grandparents used to toss around? While those pearls of wisdom made sense during their time, some of these sayings seem pretty baffling now.

    From dining table manners to strange warnings about health, these Tumblr posts raise questions about some classic sayings, among other things. With nearly 1.5 million curious members, their tidbits of information will surely amaze you.

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    #4

    Victory Dog

    Victory Dog

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    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst, that was prme minister Shinzo Abe. Japan has an emperor...

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that although they aren't the same thing, prime minister is much more analogous to president than emperor is

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is especially happy since Japanese dogs are absolutely adorable man, they are just balls of floof and you can shape their fur however you please, just go onto any social media and look up Japanese dog videos and you will understand what I wean

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shiba Inu are actually very difficult to train. They are very cat like. Not a good choice for a first time dog owner.

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    dayngerkat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news, even if it's wholesome, is still fake news. He didn't give her the dog, he was just there when the group gave it to her

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog looks like an Akita puppy. My favorite dog of all time was an Akita named Countach (Tash). He lived to be 14 and was the best protector of my little daughter I could ever imagine. I still get a little misty eyed when I think of him and he wasn't even my dog!

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THAT A SHIBA OMG I WANT TO PET

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a floofier version of the shiba, an akita! They get absolutely huge!

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    #5

    Thank You Goths

    Thank You Goths

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    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Britain the Christmas stuff appears in the shops long before the Halloween stuff, sadly.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only good thing about the early presence of christmas stuff is early access to Panettone.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australians having Christmas in July have no such weaknesses *Laughs in Southern Hemisphere*

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And remember, if people can start celebrating Christmas in October, then we can start celebrating Halloween in August!

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who started the "Christmas in July" thing but I hate it. No, I don't care that you "love" it, it is horrible and you are horrible, too.

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local Walmart started selling Christmas trees around September 17 last year. I wish I was kidding -_-

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it's time for the pagans to take back Christmas since it is NOT Jesus's birthday. The Romans co-opted the rowdy pagan holiday of Saturnalia. It's just a commercialized hoax. Christians spend more time buying presents than sitting in their churches.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget about what they did to Oestre! They just made up their own holidays to cover the Pagan ones.

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today is July 11. I was visiting a western New York state Walmart today. 75% off July 4th decorations.... Huge "back to school" aisle (end of first week of Sept), And Christmas ornaments being put out(!!!) But no sign of Halloween....

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked for walmart in college, Christmas stuff got shipped in August. And that was like 15 years ago.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today one of the chains put up a whole section of christmas stuff, advertized as "July-Yule"

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted a friend to declared that he saw Christmas stuff in his local Walmart in August that year! I am deeply saddened to report that I have seen Christmas stuff as early as late September and early October!

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    #6

    That And Single-Use Toiletries

    That And Single-Use Toiletries

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like hotels, even cheap one, as long as they are clean. It's a nice change of scenery. I don't have to deal with anything. I am fine with just lying on the bed relaxing.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like there are no chores. At home even when i am relaxing, i am thinking " i really should dust that end table". The never ending list of things to do to maintain wherre i am just isnt there.

    ThisIsMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I have to travel for work, I try to have one night to myself where I just get take-out, watch a movie, chill in a place that is clean, uncluttered, and just isolated for a bit.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I love it when I get home from a trip but there is something about hotels man, like having breakfast every morning, then sightseeing, chilling, then when you go home you bring home those free little notepads and toiletries, it's amazing

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those two weird girls in the hall, inviting me to play with them...

    BubbaLouie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, but even more with airports.

    Lacey MindOfWind
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Single use toiletries" ha ha....New York is doing away with those...we lose everything over here

    TruthoftheHeart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly never minded the idea of hopping hotel to hotel while I travel the world. Some people think it seems lonely, but I think you get more out of reaching out to new people and places. Material stuff won't matter in the end

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes they have flamingo wallpaper

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    As a kid, you must have heard people say, "Don't put your elbows on the dining table." This rule has been handed down through generations; however, it has become irrelevant due to changes in dining etiquette.

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    During medieval times, people sat around long, communal dining tables where a lot of people squeezed into tiny spaces or sat side by side chatting while enjoying meals together; hence, putting elbows on the table was impractical since it would make it difficult for people seated near you to eat comfortably.

    #7

    What's Yours?

    What's Yours?

    Justthisdudeyaknow Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like common sense, I think.

    Wisco_MKE
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old person trait is that I don't want to scan a QR code for a menu.

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while we're at the it, I want an owner's manual, not a QR code.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old person trait is that I want to get in a car and just be able to start it without worrying if one of a thousand different superfluous electronic components are going to malfunction and jamb it up. Mo' electronics means mo' problems.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get into a car and everything works, without having to pay for a subscription.

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    LB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old person trait is that my hips hurt every time I walk up a hill too enthusiastically. Sigh. (ETA: I'm 33, just disabled)

    VOTE if you live in the USA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old person trait is that I think your lap dog should stay at home and not join you for your TJMaxx run.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I would not like to use the shiny new self serve tills, I'd like you to serve me. Yes you can help me use the machine, that's the same thing. You will next time too.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like self checkout. If I’m just getting a few things, why would I go to a cashier?

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those problems are proof James Bond lost a battle with one of those all powerful rich evil villains out to destroy the world. The villain is just starting with small steps.

    Caryle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That I shouldn't have to open an app and download an app and jump through a bunch of hoops in order to get a damn coupon at the grocery store

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    #8

    Manners

    Manners

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    1 year ago

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    Ooh! I know this one! The elbows-on-the-tables rule came into play during the Feudal times when royalty would have grand feasts and invite hundreds of nobles. The tables set up were just cobbled together (something like plywood set atop saw horses), and leaning too hard on them with your elbows would cause the whole thing to tip over. And humans, being the creatures of habit that we are, just kept going with it.

    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard a different story. When you're on a boat, it's rocking around, right? So when you're eating, you would want to hold your plate between your arms to stop it going off the table? Elbows on the table was something that sailors (read: poor, disreputable people) did. And you wouldn't want to look like a poor person, right? /s

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think not belching or farting at the table would take precedent over elbows.

    GirlFriday
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We learned that there were much worse things you could do than placing your elbows on the table.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound opening mouth chewing emits that makes me want to cut my ears off.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least for me, it makes the table feel crowded and I get uncomfortable. So I don't like when elbows are on tables while eating.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom still enforces the no elbows rule. Doesn't matter that we're adults. She still yells at my dad about it too. :) It's an engrained habit for me now.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about giving some up votes to @CrunChewy McSandybutt. There's absolutely no reason for the down votes..

    StinkyWhizzleTeets
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like when people talk while they chew because I don't trust myself to save their life if they choke.

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the elbows-on-the-table rule. My parents only enforced that rule when I was really young, but they didn't follow that rule either, so I think they were just messing with me, lol. I'm tall and my arms are pretty long, so where the heck am I supposed to put my elbows!?

    Sydney B.
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, as a kid, whenever my mom put her elbows on the table her grandmother would smack her arm right out from under her and if my mom faceplanted her food or the table then so be it. While absolutely not a nice thing to do, it's a very entertaining mental image for me 😅

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    #9

    Sick Burns

    Sick Burns

    Yeet2006 Report

    Carbonel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m using that pinched finger thing.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tastes unlucky" is savage LMAO.

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kiddo will give us a thumbs up or thumbs down. Thumbs down is usually cured by ketchup 😄

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd far rather listen to this bright little bunny than just a constant chorus of ewww.

    Telmo Belo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna tell the dumb kid at school he's as sharp as a marble

    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so cute. That kid is going places.

    linda harbin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was 4, he tasted something, put down his fork and said “Um, that’s not yummy for me.” Gotta give him props for politeness.

    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when you censor the truth. Smart people find ways to circumvent censorship. And a 4-year-old smartass has much better tastebuds than us grownups.

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    #10

    That Guy

    That Guy

    ameen__shaikh Report

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but which country had T-Rex soldier?

    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, judging from the Jeep and the Browning M2, it was obviously the US.

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    François Carré
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought T-Rex were unfit for army service due to their tiny arms. That must have been in a desperate phase of the war where everyone had to be drafted.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good grief that is exactly what Mr Auntriarch would say...

    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these comments, but always wondered. Why isn't he called uncleriarch?

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    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was WWI. Dinosaur technology has always been more advanced.

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D-day would've been a lot easier if the Plesiosaur Corps were available

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once it runs out of ammo with the machine gun, it's useless. He can't reload with those tiny arms. I think it would be more efficient to breed a new t-rex that could breathe fire.

    Evan Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Private “Little” Sammy Vogel, who was the main character a bunch of years ago in an unfinished kickstarter called “America’s Fighting Dinosaur”

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely WWII, the Trex would not fit in the tug boat if its in WWI. :D

    Dawn Murphy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one gonna mention the guy hanging off the Jeep with no legs?

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    #11

    Don't Flatter Yourself - A Signature

    Don't Flatter Yourself - A Signature

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also the "you like to have your head still attached to your neck" filter. Which is was so ingrained that Cromwell allegedly had to specify that he wanted a realistic picture with faults included. Seriously though, I'd really like to have my portrait painted by Winterhalter

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I could sit still for that long. I hear he's working pretty slow now.

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    Linda's friend Ginger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I wish I can remember what the painting was called. But there's a painting somewhere of a famous female figure, and these art restoerers discovered there was ANOTHER painting of her under the current painting but it was SO unflattering compared to the repainting.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like "I pay" filter.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear skin in portraits because the person posing for the picture was paying for the picture?

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out the "controversy" regarding the pic of Anne of Cleves that Henry VIII received.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP.... people really drank salt water??? why did you have to blur THAT? 🤣🤣

    Kennedy Stevens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who noticed the I hate chick Fil a tag

    Anga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learn that Elizabeth I had one (very flattering) portrait, and she forced every painters to copy it.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint brushing. Quite literally the original airbrushing.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you think "air brushing" originated from?

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the use of an airbrush to cover up blemishes in people's pictures. Not really relevant to this topic though, they weren't invented until the 1870s.

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    #12

    Insulin

    Insulin

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    My Friend Chad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's $24.88 a vial at Sam's Club Walmart!! Available without a prescription. R, NPH, and 70/30.

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The NHS has so much wrong with it and is in no way a perfect system, but seeing posts like this makes me feel blessed that living in Wales I don't have to pay for medicine, or operations, or even for my prescriptions. If I had been unfortunate enough to be born American, I wouldn't have made it to 30.

    Speak easy buttercup
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American that also happens to be insulin dependent diabetic every single time I read about that my blood boils! My insulin is $300 a month! Its ridiculous!

    TruthoftheHeart
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a diabetic brother who went through temporary homelessness and the lack of insulin due to no money has led to him having ketoacidosis damage to his kidneys. His life is permanently shorter now. F**k this "American dream".

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, Amerika where the thing you need to survive is 80 - 100 times more expensive than in the rest of the world

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only. Republicans. To. Blame. This is not spin or bias. If it's common sense common good. You will find that legislation, drafted by dems and obstructed by Republicans. Only ever. Every f*****g time.

    Vidas Zlioba
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of injecting politics into a website known for its funny memes and pet photos: If you must state "this is not spin or bias," it is almost certain to be spin and biased. He Who Shall not be Named first lowered insulin prices, then He Who Does not Remember expanded the program under The Inflation Reduction Act that Didn't.

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    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top reasons to emigrate number 3.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet i just read a post about a person that emigratted and everyone was saying " naw she is wrong it is sooo expensivve here"

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    JkNuss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So wrong humans deserve healthcare. As an aside I wonder if you could submit a homeowners or renters insurance claim? Cause you can file a claim when the power goes out and all the stuff in the fridge freezer goes bad. I would like to see it play out in court if they deny the claim.

    Cara Vinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One way to go at insurance for this is to say "So, should I go to the ED to get the insulin then?" They do math and decide they don't want to pay 15k instead of 800

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    #13

    Lookin At You, Bethesda 👀

    Lookin At You, Bethesda 👀

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    Abby Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seriously upsets me. If the dog/wolf/canid attacks me, it is NOT allowed to make sad noises. Only angry growls and barking.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, do you know how rare a wolf attack is? Why do wolves and bears keep trying to kill me Skyrim? I'm just minding my own business, bear sees me from 10 kilometers away, and it just has the urge to maul me.

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And please, please make them act more like wild animals would in the wild. Only video games wolves/bears/etc. attack on sight all the time. Makes me wonder how many people grow up thinking they're as dangerous as they are in video games when the actual risk of attack is so low if you're not bothering them and they're so much more likely to attempt to avoid you. The gamers who still want to kill wild animals can still go bother and chase them if that's their thing. Also, I vote for every game to have an animal friend perk to eliminate having to hurt animals if you don't want to.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ironic how Minecraft is the only one to do this right - polar bears only attack if u start it or u get too close to a cub

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    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to build Dogmeat a beautiful house in the fallout games to keep him home and safe because as much as I liked traveling with him, I could not stand to hear him whimper when he got hurt, even if you can immediately heal him every time. Awful.

    paigeofcolors
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imo Dogmeat is a wonderful companion in fallout 4

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 days to die had to make them sound angrier. I think 'no more puppy noises' was in one of the patch notes...

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see someone playing breath of the wild, and they kill the wolves, I yell at them

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Valheim, you capture wolves, tame them, raise their puppies, and then slaughter them for materials like wolf fur....

    KT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Why my games are scrabble, solitaire and ice crush

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was a kid, one of the first 'real' games I played was a demo of Dungeon Siege. I was a newbie and died a lot, but I still went out of my way and reloaded all the time so I could avoid hurting the wolves.

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    #14

    Dad Of The Year

    Dad Of The Year

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only things I remember requiring a parent's signature for were field trips and sex ed.

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first time I have ever heard of requiring a parent's signature for sex ed. What happened if they don't allow it?

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    Daimon J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the writing skills kids have nowadays, they would instantly be able to tell it wasn't a parent who signed it. My 25 year old is the only one of my 5 kids who has decent handwriting. My other kids (late teens and early 20's) sign their names like a 5th grader. They need to bring back handwriting classes.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dads way of granting power of attorney to you over your own school life. I approve!

    ThisIsMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband. We've been married 31+ years and he use to travel a lot so I signed his name on stuff when necessary. Now I have to sign everything.

    Alpacas_Are_Life
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why my mother never let Dad sign anything from school. His writing and mine were too much alike and she was afraid that I'd get in trouble for forging his signature.

    Piri Carroll
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always signed my own notes. I figured the teachers don't know my signature, especially if it's just initials and a decorative strike through it.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same initials as my mum. When my sister started school, my mum was hard to pin down to sign things (undiagnosed ADHD) so I just started signing all her forms. Obviously I told her about it, and checked before taking money for excursions.

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    #15

    They Lose. Their. Minds

    They Lose. Their. Minds

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    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I Googled COD to find out what it was, and before I got Call of Duty, I got Cash on Delivery and Chemical Oxygen Demand. I was so confused XD

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you have no idea how fragile the young male gamer ego can be! Never have I seen such a modern rendition of a "good old boys club" as I have seen with some of them. We're talking demanding that anything and everything that invites people into the hobby that aren't them being treated like the devil!

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's all they had. And now they have nothing. Cool!

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be so much better if the 'she' seems to be so unaware of what is happening in-game. "what do you mean, killing is wrong. I'm just playing a game, la lala laaaa

    Turanga Leela
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest an AI filter that changes a male voice to female if he uses sexist language

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The levels of salt...never heard that phrase

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    #16

    Dinner?

    Dinner?

    Justthisdudeyaknow Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one is paraphrasing M. Bison from the Street Fighter Movie! 🤣 "Chun Li: You don't remember? Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was dragged from the table, across the kitchen and locked in a conservatory by my grandfather for not finishing one tiny bit of meat. I had to stay there whilst the rest of the family ate their pudding. I was not given any. And yes I do remember it in vivid detail even though I was only 3 years old. I have an eating disorder as an adult.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly my eyes are welling up at the thought of it.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I have a thousand memories like this. A dog may not remember all the times you played ball with it, but it clearly remembers all the kicks it got.

    VOTE if you live in the USA
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo important. I tell the story about how in the 3rd grade I came home telling my parents that I liked a certain political candidate running for office. My dad LAID INTO ME about how that person was trash. Dude, I couldn't even vote, I was just repeating something a classmate said which she probably learned from her parents, so why did he care? The only thing I learned from that interaction is that I couldn't tell my dad anything important. So I haven't.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the core issue with adults raising children. For an adult it is just another meaningless interaction. They have fully developed personalities and loads of memories weighing them down. For a child, their world is so small and underdeveloped that everything at that stage is a huge deal. How adults forget this I will never understand.

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forget because of the loads of memories weighing them down. It's important for us older folk to listen to the young adults so that we *don't* forget.

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    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I grew up terrified of my mother. Meanwhile, to this day she insists that she 'doesn't yell' and we're all exaggerating, and gets offended and passive-aggressive if you bring up any of the incidents. Except one of the most traumatic ones, which my whole family likes to bring up because they think my reaction is funny.

    Sharkie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember my parents saying they love me... Ever...

    Jesse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just an internet stranger, but I'm so proud of you for how far you made it. So let me say it, I love you, friend.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, my mother remembers and regrets things she said, that I have no recollection of.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As foggy as my memory is, I still vividly recall my mother forcing my picky-eater brother to sit at the table until he finished his meal. He was gagging. Hours went by. Literally, hours. He was just a kid. I hated her then. I still hate her now.

    Mikkel Sørensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember one time, I must have been about 12 or 13. I got really angry with my grandmother over something insignificant. Ten seconds later, I had calmed down (I had a really bad temper, when I was a kid) and I apologized. She just held me in her arms and said, I know you don't mean it and a love you. She died of cancer when I was 14.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way it should work - everyone loses it sometimes, the thing is it shouldn't happen all the time, and they should know you don't hate them, you're just angry at something they've done, but it'll pass

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    #17

    Keep Dabbling Everyone

    Keep Dabbling Everyone

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this has inspired me to do black magic.

    Meagan Glaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody know which crystals help me get rock hard abs?

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no idea. I will now go to the shop and buy 12 boxes of Black Magic

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I'm a little afraid of both.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always liked black magic when I did it. I just couldn't turn it into a habit. Too much going on, you know?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both. I shall do both and I shall be twice as powerful.

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent my young apprentice!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exercise will keep you alive and well to some degree, black magic is of the devil and there’s a very good chance you would never be able to bounce back from that unless God would intervene! I’ll take trust in the God who rose from the dead and exercise over black magic any day!

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plagues of Egypt, great flood, eventual Revelations on earth. That's all pretty dark magic.

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    #18

    Transparent Dishwasher

    Transparent Dishwasher

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yo son sat entranced for half an hour in a store watching the demo dishwasher with a transparent door once. Cheapest child minding I ever found. I too wish I could have bought it. Maybe there is an opportunity here to sell replacement acrylic doors.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time where it was more common to place your baby infront of the washing machine and not a TV. The rumbeling and rythms calm the baby.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause you don't want to see a bunch of nasty food particles flying around at you.

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought of that, but now I do want a dishwasher with transparent doors.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube has videos about everything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHP942Livy0

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those little dogs licking the dishes clean! Wow!

    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to watch cookies bake in the oven. It was good fun. Especially if I didn't have to take them off the cookie sheet when they were done.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My washing machine is opaque :(

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet a dishwasher often tries to gaslight you about the time it takes to do a cycle.

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the fridge? Complete opaque, a blank white slate, doing God knows what to your food while you live in ignorant bliss...

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    #19

    What A Fun Sitcom Idea

    What A Fun Sitcom Idea

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    Sharkie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would mean nobody would be able to watch these episodes out of order without spoiling the info about who will die...

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m picturing the song and montage to Gillian’s island 😂

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the final episode, the title of the show is changed to simply "FRIEND".

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, “No Friends”. It’s just one of them sitting in an empty apartment for a half hour, maybe going to the barren apartment across the hall where their friends used to live, heading to the coffee shop and silently sipping a cup alone…

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With_____, the Skipper too, the millionaire, and________, the movie star, __________and Mary Ann...

    Howard M. Lewis Ship
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ancient spoiler for the Doctor Who spinoff series Torchwood (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torchwood) ... for the pilot episode, they had a title sequence with all the normal quick cuts of the entire Torchwood team doing various things ... including the woman who was the pilot episode's turncoat/big bad. She dies, and the remaining episodes of that season have a different title sequence without here. They were that dedicated to surprising the audience!

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first episode of the amazing digital circus did something like this. One of the characters is replaced by a cardboard cutout in the intro tune and we later find out he was turned onto a monster.(death of the mind in that world).

    notreallyraine (they/them)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but i dont think theyll continue doing that in future episodes

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already did something like that, except all of the people were replaced by one person in each of their roles. See Too Many Cooks on YT.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly with the sitcom be about then?

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In each situation, a person will die in a comedic way.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure you really want to know?

    Anga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edgar Allan Poe's Murder Mystery Dinner Party already done that (YouTube https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs2T_dNZ-XW6UjWC-qUbZSWJyCLFmsdPP&si=OL9LT015LvqiaTQe)

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    #20

    You're All Trespassing

    You're All Trespassing

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soft can-openers to the left of me! Soft can-openers to the right of me! HALP! They're everywhere!

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting a "stuck in the middle with meow" - type ending to that.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same reaction to a crowd.

    Liz Downing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the face of anyone watching a Rockies game.

    H Daven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing Denver I'd be pissed too

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...on the day of my cat's nobel prize award...

    #21

    But He Never Did It

    But He Never Did It

    SeRegoss Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in high school, I had a friend who was taking French. I said, "Je ne sais pas," and one of our other friends asked what it meant. I said, "I don't know." My French-learning friend couldn't stop laughing.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first French teacher decided to teach that phrase by quizzing the class on vocab and then suddenly asking, "What does 'Je ne sais pas' mean?" . She called on me, and when I of course said, "I don't know," she just got this huge grin and said "Correct!" I was absolutely befuddled at first.

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    Disgruntled Pelican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a sub in high school who freaked out because she insisted I was using the word "ironic" incorrectly and started arguing with me about it. I finally looked at her and said "what do you think this conversation is???" She paused, and wouldn't speak to me the rest of the period lol.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll teach her. ...from asking for help again.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Updated version of Who's on first.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We should start a club for procrastinators." "Later."

    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teacher kids used to ask me for a pass to the nurse because they had a headache. I would say, "You can't have a headache. You're a carrier." "What's a carrier?" "Here's your pass." Finally, towards the end of the one year I taught, someone said, "No, really, what's a carrier." They were not happy when I told them.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it started with her asking what it meant

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    #22

    Exactly The Type Of Thing That Will Happen When Schools Open

    Exactly The Type Of Thing That Will Happen When Schools Open

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, plenty of so-called adults basically did this.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but they licked the salt & lime before chasing someone with a beer bottle.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out most kids were better behaved than adults.

    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my nephew was just starting school when corona hit, he took the distancing and masks/washing hands/sanitising very seriously, he 'invented' the virtual fist bump to say good bye on zoom calls.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched a guy on the bus during the pandemic slide his mask down, hawk into his hand, put his mask back up, then grab the pole. I'm sorry, what were you saying about children?

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a 17 year old lick a restaurant kitchen floor to win $10

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope his experience violently ejecting liquid from both ends was worth it.

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    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a little kid some time. You will be sick all the time. Usually puking sick. They are disease bags that carry all sicknesses possible. They get older though and start washing their hands here and there and it gets so much better.

    Myboneswerestolen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve visited a school during covid and multiple kids were holding hands in a circle and running down the hall way at the same time, no idea how they did it. They yelled something about getting covid and that’s all i heard

    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my experience children sat quietly and tidily. A lot of them actually complimented each others' masks or brought in extras just in case.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they mean little kids. I worked in highschool (11 to 16 year olds) and the children were way more sensible than the average supermarket full of adults. It was a school that by UK standards would at best be described as 'challenging'. On the whole, they were not afraid for themselves, but worried that not distancing might result in them hurting family members. Some took delight in the fact that with masks on it was way harder for teachers to work out who was saying bad words, and most were annoyed how complicated dinner time became. But they were happy yelling insults at a distance.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept telling a child to pull her mask up. Finally she put it over her eyes. I did what anyone would do. Took a picture and sent it to her mother. 😃

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    #23

    Banana Strings

    Banana Strings

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    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this with a banana. Still got the strings. LIES!

    Blitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the if the teacher doesn’t show up after 15 minutes you can leave… WHY DID WE ALL COLLECTIVELY BELIVE THIS THOUGH LIKE NOBODY KNEW IT WAS A LIE WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS TRUEEEE *ahem* Anyway.

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    Brian Herold
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I think the banana solution would work for transphobes and racists, too. Start peeling them from the bottom, and they'll shut up real quick.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they want to peel the bottoms off of trans people to look at their genitals, so they obviously are okay with being peeled from the bottom.

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you peel the transphobes and racists from the bottom, an interesting thing happens...

    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you peel the skin off from the bottom you will not get the racism and transphobia.

    rorschach-penguin
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    1 year ago

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say the peel from the bottom is worth a try for the other two, too

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like peeling it from the bottom should work on all three, in different ways. Edit word

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just peel the transphobes and racists. I don't think it matters if you start at the top or bottom though

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever try to peel a banana from the bottom? Very difficult to get it started. Easier to deal with strings.

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    The superstition that breaking a mirror brings seven years of bad luck dates back centuries and is rooted in ancient beliefs about mirrors reflecting the soul. It was thought that breaking a mirror would harm one's soul and lead to misfortune. In reality, the fear of bad luck from breaking mirrors is purely superstitious and has no scientific basis.

    #24

    If I Travel Hundred Years Into The Future I'd Probs Head To McDonald's First

    If I Travel Hundred Years Into The Future I'd Probs Head To McDonald's First

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not McD's, man. The future is brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time Traveler from 2040: Hey I've come to warn you and stop the next world war from happening? Me: There's going to be a World War 3? TT: Three? Oh, I've gone back too far

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only animal that has the capacity for arrogance is a human. War to end all wars. You freakin idiots.

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost an actual line of dialogue by malcolm mcdowell as "h.g. wells" from the movie "time after time". his time machine sends him to 1979 san francisco after it was used by "jack the ripper". he hears about WW1 but later is saddened to hear that their was a second.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally a scene from Doctor Who

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    #25

    On Teleportation

    On Teleportation

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could make a copy of me, I would be besides myself!

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would be weird al's parody, "i think i'm a clone now"!

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are copies of copies of copies anyway the longer we live. It's just slower then teleporting.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s the difference between repairing and replacing

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A scientist succeeded in cloning himself. His colleagues said, "Isn't that just like him?"

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unable to atomise original you - Windows 23 is running a forced update for your security. You name is now apended with "clone 0". Clone 1 has a single dot under their eyelid

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some ancient tribes thought that photographs stole your soul, too.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My copy would get stuck in the buffer

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you'd get to come back for one last grand adventure 100 years later when they found your pattern and rematerialized you! Well it worked for Scotty...

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    Batwench
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it changes your physical body to atoms and reconstructs it at the other end, can it please remove the extra fat cells, change the matter into working body bits so I could be fully functional as I was 35 years ago.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd ever take a teleporter that used atomization either. You would literally be killing yourself and making a clone of yourself at the destination. "You" as you know yourself would cease to exist, and a new "you" who is made from entirely different matter would form at the destination, with no link to the old "you" at all.

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    #26

    Hippo Propaganda

    Hippo Propaganda

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but I’ve never seen a shark in a tutu --- edit to thanks you all, you silly funny BP fellows with all the tutu !

    AnnaRachelle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not stand the term 'shark infested waters'....it is there home ffs!

    SheHulk
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also humans kill thousands of sharks every year by cutting off their fins then just dumping the sharks alive; unable to swim.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes this even more incredible is the fact that Hippopotami are herbivores; they kill out of sheer vicious territoriality.

    Sandra Morison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true but sharks get a bad rep. We go into their territory splashing looking like an animal in distress.

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they have killed anybody in Columbia?

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I tell someone that sharks are harmless and dolphins will kill you they think I'm going insane I swear, better educate these people and may I note all these people are older then I am

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, though. I agree the risk sharks pose is very, very low, but the risk dolphins pose is also very, very low, and significantly lower than that of sharks, as low as that is. I'm afraid you've been influenced by the collective internet amplifying some bad information that is seriously hurting the reputation of the amazing, intelligent, rarely harmful and sometimes helpful dolphin.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gesturing to sharks: An idiot. A goddam fool.

    Nick Jeffery
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference is, a hippo could still kill someone in the sea, a shark couldn't kill someone in the African savannah...

    Fancy Nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharks don't back up to bushes, spin their tails and spray feces all over just to let you know they were there!

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    #27

    Jimmy Carter: Horny On Main

    Jimmy Carter: Horny On Main

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like JFK telling the people of Berlin that he's a jam donut?

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, because what he said was both correct and clear. Nobody, but nobody at all, would have thought he was referring to the fried sweet product that happens to be named after the city.

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    Elchinero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark: JFK was totally correct reqarding "Berliner"

    rorschach-penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, imagine Donald Trump specifically shows up to your country to tell you he's there to f**k and he's not leaving. The whole country would have to be evacuated.

    Awesome At Being Autistic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me actually laugh out loud every time I see it.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be clear: it was Steven Seymour - hired translator from Washington - who said those things. Carter was pretty clear with his speech, but Seymour kept making stupid mistakes and bizarre choices with his translations (more than ones mentioned in the post), which led to both crowd and Polish officials bursting out laughing.

    Kythé Mackenzie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you for clarifying. i knew that could not be the whole story

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    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When president Bush was meeting with the Japanese prime minister, he threw up in his lap. Now the Japanese word for vomit translates to “do the Bush thing”

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    These Tumblr posts remind us that we shouldn’t blindly follow everything we see. When we question things around us, it helps us understand the world better.

    What is one thing that you believed that turned out to be false? Share these fun tidbits with family and friends!

    #28

    They Staying Silly

    They Staying Silly

    Trpepper Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are catgirls the IT furries now?

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The catgirls are hackers, the furries are sysadmins. they have different, but similar habitats.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Civilization would truly fall apart if it wasn't for benevolent hacker cat girls. No joke.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember I saw this in an EmKay video being narrated by Lexi who is infact a catgirl who knows just about everything about computers and she said "this was not me I swear this was not me" was a very wholesome moment

    Coco
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which video? I watch most of the EmKay videos and haven’t seen it recently lol

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the picture of the Pope, though? 😂

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect for all the decent hackers out there trying to make the world a better place.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chaotic Good aligned character ^_^

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta respect a hacker who uses skills for the greater good and not too scam people.

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    #29

    All That Prep For Ten Minutes

    All That Prep For Ten Minutes

    Aztery Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patrick Stewart is such an awesome human being.

    Carrie B
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picard is now my favorite ST series. He's amazing.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Sean Bean was as well prepared for his role as Emperor Martin Septim.

    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Igon apparently got nothing! 🤣https://www.ign.com/articles/elden-rings-igon-on-recording-his-role-in-the-erdtree-dlc-and-meeting-miyazaki-it-was-epic-in-there

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    #30

    Should Have Seen That Coming

    Should Have Seen That Coming

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to listen to everything, but often translating the lyrics is a big disappointment :D

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I like Vocaloid but many of those songs are mature so I try not to translate the lyrics bc I know what will happen

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    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finnish Folk metal is amazing. It's all hard and HAAARRLSJSHABAKEJFFLFNVE and the lyrics are literally "I love riding my horse over the earth" (source: "Keep on Galloping" by Korpiklaani)

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woes of being heavily into Finnish folk metal. The good thing is you can usually assume they're singing about alcohol and the consumption of alcohol. Either that or something with forests and winter and forests in winter.

    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've started introducing my redneck brethren to folk metal. Thematically there is a lot of overlap with country music.

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    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hu is metal Mongolian throat singing and I live for it. Don't understand a word

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add Bulgarian folk singing to your list, simply amazing. https://youtu.be/hVqrW-fPOQ0

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    Biytemii
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love some Spanish music and Indian music as well don't know a word but if it sounds good that's what matters!!!

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I learn Spanish I'm discovering a whole world of amazing Spanish-language music. It's not all Mariachi, my friends.

    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you must be American (no offense) when you mentioned Spanish, I immediately assumed Spanish as in music from Spain, not Mexico lol

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I'm old and I like BTS. There would be some weird conversations though if I tried to use the Korean I've learned from their songs.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fr I listen to Vocaloid, some of the best music I've ever heard man

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, German techno and metal, sweedish death metal, whatever the language *waves vaguely at Nirvana*

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone that rocked out to the Who, the Hu are just as enjoyable.😎

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    #31

    Enough Chaotic Good Examples, It's Time For Lawful Evil

    Enough Chaotic Good Examples, It's Time For Lawful Evil

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but throwing a 16-year-old out of the house is legal?

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the very least it should be legal to bin teenagers

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should explain his reason to Trump who doesn't have a problem with underaged girls.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he tossed a pair of gloves out with it cuz, you know...

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To his shock, the next day it was back on his bed! 'of you love them, let them go...' never accounted for 'my mom didn't want the trash-men seeing that!'

    John West
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably all stiff and crusty anyway.

    Vivi Pettiss
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    1 year ago

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    ..So he isn't mature enough to understand that the issue is with doing things with people who can't consent, and not simply being attracted with a character? Seems like he doesn't truly get why pedoph*lia is wrong.

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    #32

    Good For Them

    Good For Them

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never openly admit, but come-on, the chance of being the first super high mile club member is out of this world opportunity!

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.... I feel like someone at some point probably had sex up there without telling anyone. Didn't have to be a married couple.

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    AP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, i think it would have been cool if they conceived up there....what a story that kid would have!

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine delivering up there. The first kid to have "Outer Space" as their nationality!

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    B Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been said before but is relevant...in space doggy style and reverse cowgirl ar the same thing.

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    #33

    To Be Drunk An In Love

    To Be Drunk An In Love

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Text back "bon soir" and watch him wake RIGHT up

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, because people can totally spell a word like intoxicated when they're so drunk they're almost passing out /s

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fappin it to an Anakin Skywalker selfie? Fair enough.

    PhaseWitFact
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    1 year ago

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    So sweet.... IF you want to be with an alcoholic

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    #34

    Creating Women

    Creating Women

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    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah I agree with the first poster, I have sisters and a mother and we don't look THIS similar. Genetic relationship doesn't mean "same face different hair".

    HellbladesFFXI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both points are accurate to be fair. Disney IS lazy, but sometimes genetics do produce very similar results. They're just using that "fact" to be more lazy I'm sure lol

    Friedkitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both girls eyes are closer together than the Moms. Ana's nose is much longer than either Elsa's or the moms, and is upturned slightly at the end whereas the other two are not. Very similar, yes. Copy/paste...not even close. This is the opposite of lazy. They made them.similar enough to look related, but not the exact same. (Unloke hand drawn disney.Those guys were straight up copiers.

    Sera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally the same animations with different clothes drawn over the top in the old days and this is what they decide is lazy!

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    Kerry Turriff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look the same to me. Lips are different, noses are different,shape of head is different, ears are different etc

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see, there's this thing called genetics.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this art style, without dramatic changes they all look alike anyway!

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this. If you see me with my Mom, I look exactly like her (only chubbier). If you saw me with my Dad, OMG - I'm the spitting image of him. My parents look absolutely nothing alike.

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like my dad. My sisters look like my mum. I don't look anything like my mum. But we three together look same

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    #35

    He Is The Chosen One

    He Is The Chosen One

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the reason many of us just couldn't grasp the concept of NFTs, is because we couldn't believe that was all there was to it. Like, people are buying internet pictures that anyone can just screenshot? No, that can't be right.

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It became easier to understand once you realised it was just digital money laundering.

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    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't get what an NFT actually IS.. and no one will tell me, I get told everytime, that no one knows what it is..

    Dreaming Spirit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an image with attached certificate that says you are the owner.

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    Super Beast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember that email with the drawing of a spider? Old internet stuff

    Vivi Pettiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! It's different than that, you normies don't get it! It's in the blockchain! It gets powerful from the blockchain! /s

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    #36

    I Feel Seen And Validated

    I Feel Seen And Validated

    liturgical-agenda Report

    GettingCereal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this feature. Sometimes the controversial comments have it right (in my opinion) or offer an interesting perspective I hadn't considered. This is especially true in the dumpster-fire subreddit that is AITA.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find enough controversy on Reddit without looking for it specifically. AITA is one of my favorite subreddits. I read the post, have my mind firmly set on a response, but then see other responses and think, damn, I didn't even think of that perspective.

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    #37

    Just Things

    Just Things

    owowersme Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh I need to get these! Our standard response in this household to any question that we don't really want to answer is "you know, stuff, things, the usual".

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, I plan to work at a minimum wage job for the next 30 years paying off my student debt. What are your plans?

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    #38

    Here You Go! Maybe One Of You Needs This Today

    Here You Go! Maybe One Of You Needs This Today

    reddit.com Report

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1/x and -1/x are somewhat misleading because they shouldnt have crossed the Y axis.

    MathIsLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. Also the sine graph is actually f(x)=-sin(x)

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, we have the mathematical formula for the Macarena.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y don't you take me to the (d/dx)MCA!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If can remember all those symbols, I can just remember the formulas.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly don't understand this but I'm going into high school, I need all the math help I can get

    Julie Bradley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like semaphore. Which I never learnt

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a dance and song that goes to this.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    toooo many time to understand the arms are the graphic representation... :D

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    #39

    Then Who Was Phone?

    Then Who Was Phone?

    Starinight69 Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that carpeted chicken

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    leave it in the open for a week and it will be

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    Lily Langtry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone like me that hadn't heard the term 'creepypasta' before, it refers to any horror content posted online, usually brief paranormal stories designed to frighten the reader. And for any fellow nerds😁, here's a long article about the origins and evolution of creepypasta: https://medium.com/@lukewhenderson/what-makes-a-creepypasta-4e5ac00897bf

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sequel is carpeted bathroom.

    Tristin Roholt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first apartment had both. It was a nightmare.

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    Cora Han
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jackpot! I grew up in a house with BOTH a carpeted kitchen AND bathroom!

    Mark Olsson Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid in the 60s we had a carpeted kitchen. It was a terrible idea.

    Phoebe Willis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandparents lived in a cold place. They had blue shag carpet on THE BATHROOM until about 10 years ago. The kitchen got decarpeted about 20 yes ago though 😉

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    #40

    Gor-Ridiulous

    Gor-Ridiulous

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think its the other way around

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people in 1897 were mental, that's for sure.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    muffled sounds of gorilla violence

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best joke I've seen this year

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people in 1897 were in Planet of the Apes

    #41

    Lawn

    Lawn

    the_princess_frog Report

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the UK we very much have lawns.

    Victor Botha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And South Africa, Australia, New Zealand etc

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    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is a pro geoguesser player. He's so good, almost to beyond belief. I bet when he see a lawn, not only he can identify the country, but the city you are in too. In many cases, he can even find the exact location. Just from a single photo. He is that good. I kid you not! Watch his youtube channel, Rainbolt. You'll be amazed.

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here are two samples of his videos (1) Finding the exact field someone is standing on https://youtube.com/shorts/ksU9Da-wC2c?si=yVls7G79s7IBiTZf (2) Finding the exact location a captca photo is taken https://youtu.be/k5RT0GNLg8s?si=FZHTyMWWhMBPeRQM

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    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain here, we invented lawns.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And unfortunately brought them and many other invasive plants to Australia :)

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    Wingsofwrath
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody but the US (and Canada, to some extent) has manicured lawns in front of their houses, so if you're playing geoguessr (a game where you're dropped in a random point on Google Street View and have to guess where you are) and see one, chances are you're in the US. Man, I miss that game. Shame the people who made it got greedy and it's now subscription only.

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    #42

    Tumblr Users Learn About Thoughts

    Tumblr Users Learn About Thoughts

    AliceTheGamedev Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my wife is out of town, thoughts of her are quite intrusive. And welcome. And wonderful.

    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they're not intrusive 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there exist people who lack that inner voice and think only in images.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the inner voice and the thoughts.

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    dee renwick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once looked after a person diagnosed with schizophrenia whose voices were a running commentary about how fantastic they were and what a wonderful day it was. Positive intrusive thoughts and hallucinations

    Lori Gibbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some people that don't have internal dialogue in their head

    Ren
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good intrusive thoughts" sounds more like an oxymoron.

    Super Beast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My language has a phrase for it, roughly translates to 'pleasant fiction'.

    justanotherweirdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking to your self about literally everything is sometimes suffocating. They got that right.

    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think good intrusive thoughts do very much exist. Imagine you‘re mad or very sad, but suddenly a random joke or funny memory pops up in your head. You don’t want to laugh right now, but here you are.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then that is a welcome thought. Think about a home intruder, if they are welcome we call them visitor or guests. An intruder is unwelcome with hostile intent.

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    #43

    I Genuinely Can’t Decide What’s Worse

    I Genuinely Can’t Decide What’s Worse

    thelilbel Report

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least the person you have a chance to get rid of. If you have 1000 roaches in the attic, they are there to stay...

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but roaches won't take a dump in your toilet without flushing and then stab you

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person. Only because a thousand roaches wouldn't be a thousand for long

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person. Definitely a person. It would be a pain to kill 1000 roaches. A singular person, on the other hand...

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but i never see anyone going to jail for the murder of a roache :D

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. 1,000 roaches. Excuse me while I light my spliff.

    Super Beast
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, with the spliff, choosing roaches.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person. Absolutely no contest.

    Verfin22
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as both stay there and never get out I'm ok.

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person is way more dangerous than 1000 roaches

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the person is more easy to get rid of, one way or another.

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's a person. You can get rid of a person much easier than a horde of roaches. *hard shudder*

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say roaches because bugs are cool but they cause damage so person ig.

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    #44

    #1 For Rock

    #1 For Rock

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    My Friend Chad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're listening to 109.7 WWTF, your home for the best classic rock. "Make up your mind... Decide to walk with me... Around the lake tonight..."

    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I know that song! Will you treat me well? Edit: spot on about the 90s being considered “classic” rock. :_(

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    Caitlin Burt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I love Twenty One Pilots!!!

    Mother Of Birb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to both of those bands concerts this year!

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, are those not considered to be rock bands or something?

    Gaerwing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to be REALLY specific, 21 Pilots are Alternative/electropop and Imagine Dragons are Pop Rock... But they all fall under the rock umbrella and music gatekeeping like the op is lame!

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    #45

    Bread In The United States

    Bread In The United States

    whats_boppin_kids Report

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like those posts BP puts out where Europeans are like "Americans don't have kettles or roundabouts" and then the comments are full of people who have kettles and roundabouts.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans don't have feet. They stumble around on bananas attached to their ankles. I could never live there.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really have no freaking clue what real bread is like. Same with cheese

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    I'm a Jimmy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going post a response but I’m dead, because American healthcare.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the ignorant “all American bread is full of sugar” comments.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. The ignorant comments have already been posted.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Specify Europeans please. I'm Dutch, on holiday in France and I miss the Dutch bread. It probably wouldn't hold as long in this hit weather, but the bakeries here don't have as much choice as in the Netherlands. So it's country dependant, not continent.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the Netherlands has a culture around (sliced) bread for breakfast and lunch, it's the main ingredient often and we have lots of toppings.

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    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love bread, but sliced bread here in the US is awful, I want more fresh baked bread please

    Meagan Glaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even walmart has non-sliced, non factory produced loaves of bread. They might not be fresh fresh, but a day or two old. If you live in a place to small for a big mega store like that, and you don't have any local bakeries, you can still probably find frozen dough at the store and bake it up fresh if you don't feel like going full DIY

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    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans like to pretend superiority over Americans, not remembering that many Americans are ex-Europeans.

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one drives me nuts. For the love of God. What you see at the gas station is not bread. We don't buy that. What you see in the bread aisle is not bread. Don't buy it. Likely, in the very same grocery store is a bakery. Buy your bread there. Or go to a bakery. They are everywhere. From every nationality. I can choose Russian, or Ukrainian bread. Just in my neighborhood. Or I could get Ethiopian. Or maybe I want Vietnamese baguette. They are here. Just go there. Gas station bread is not bread.

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    American bread is so sweet it would be considered a cake in Europe.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you under the impression that cake is just bread that someone dumped some sugar into?

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    #46

    Because Furbies Weren't Terrifying Enough Already

    Because Furbies Weren't Terrifying Enough Already

    ThanosGraveyard Report

    MacFrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have the impression that thing is flipping me off?

    Danielle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when I had finally stopped thinking about the film 'Martyrs'

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it remind me of when a Dalek outer casing is opened?

    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furbies are so messed up that somehow it’s actually less scary like this.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the firby craze (mid 90's?) guy in my halls was given one, but he just left it close to his speakers and forgot about it. Thing woke up one time and did this really demented speed up Riders on the Storm.

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    #47

    It’s Free Real Estate

    It’s Free Real Estate

    secondhades Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who do we want to cyberbully first?

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    #48

    Punny And Useful

    Punny And Useful

    nourinjh Report

    Vivi Pettiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, if I saw that from a distance I'd think it's some stupid new type of vape.

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is dammit and why is god f-cking them/j

    #49

    God Dangit Bobby!

    God Dangit Bobby!

    Lilith-Morgenstern Report

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hank Hill, from the cartoon series "King of the Hill". He was a texan propane salesman.

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    Major Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did he also sell propane and propane accessories?

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be confused with the Meteorite Impacts

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miku and Genshin, ok so Miku is Japanese and Genshin is Chinese number one...

    My Friend Chad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are Laotian--from Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in southeast Asia.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you buy any propane accessories?

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can easily imagine Bobby being into Hatsune Miku

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    #50

    What The Hell Is This

    What The Hell Is This

    reddit.com Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen some streamers playing it, and I still can't understand anything about the game. It is too advanced for my primitive brain.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, what is this "it" that they're playing?

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd like to play it. I'd probably use the same strategy as I do normal chess, which is to confuse the other player. This version of chess would make that much easier.

    Tomato Smudge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a diagram explaining the fight mechanics to a raid in an MMORPG.

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    #51

    Italicized Emoji 😳

    Italicized Emoji 😳

    If-My-Name-Doesnt-Fi Report

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an android user how the heck did you do that man

    #52

    Oh Boy It’s Almost That Time Of Year Again

    Oh Boy It’s Almost That Time Of Year Again

    SkyGuardianOfTheSky Report

    Comfortably Numb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Daniel Boone said whatever, I'm an AMERICAN and I'm taking that native land, parceling it, and selling it anyway. This starting "Manifest Destiny", before the term was coined, killing more natives, abd then some other stuff happened and now we all want out of the US

    Bill Staples
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh give it a rest you overconfident non-sentient less than average self-hating rodent.

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    #53

    Dual Evolution

    Dual Evolution

    ealuscerwen Report

    Niki A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ghosts of Homo habilis: This is NOT what handy man means...

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    #55

    How To Solve Rising Sea Levels

    How To Solve Rising Sea Levels

    goodgamingair799 Report