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50 Times “Dude With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Everyday Annoying Things (New Pics)
What do you think is the best way to get your message across when you’re passionate about something? Are you more of a “shout it from the rooftops” person, or would you rather stand on a street corner silently protesting?
One man who’s made it abundantly clear that audiences can still hear you even if you never open your mouth is Dude With Sign. He’s made a name for himself by being brave enough to stand on the streets of New York holding up cardboard signs that say what we’re all thinking: bread in restaurants should be free! How are there so many podcasts? Stop watching TikToks at full volume in public!
Enjoy scrolling through some of Seth’s most clever signs calling out everyday annoyances, and be sure to upvote the messages you’d be willing to stand on the street promoting.
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#1
Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago
But he's the real thing. And without silly dances or eating Tide pods
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Kookamunga 2 years ago
Maybe I'm too cynical - but get a life, dude. Doesn't he work? What's his resume say? Human Bumper Sticker?
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Rigor Moreno 2 years ago (edited)
Strongly agree! And it's dangerous on your end if it's me. :D
General Stukov 2 years ago (edited)
Due to my security job i purchased a pepper gun since its been dangerous around where i live and some "influancer" came out of nowhere, climbed the back gate at my work and as soon as i saw him and his camera guy trespassing on our property i shoot them and called it in, they were taken away and it was trespassing at a federally monitored site. I'm not having anything to do with those a******s.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If you jump out to scare me, I absolutely will punch you in the face thinking you're attacking me.
Snazzy Smurf 2 years ago
And then getting offended when they get mad or come after you for pranking them. You prank, you pay.
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
I enjoy a good prank. However, I am not responsible for any automatic reflex actions. Just saying.
whaaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago
The only acceptable pranks are the ones in which you do something completely harmful that can only make people laugh and you ONLY post it if they give you their approval. Such as having a stupid conversation on a call in which you say the most ridiculous things. Honestly things like that can make people's day. So: pranks are only acceptable when they're harmless and should only be posted on the internet if people consented with having their image published
whaaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago
I'm sorry I wrote "something completely harmful" in the beginning LOL my mind went some other place while writing that apparently 💀
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#3
SingingCatMom 2 years ago
Exactly. Nobody wants to hear about how badly your life sucks or how inane your conversation is.
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Stop talking on speaker phone at all. If you can't hear the call, go get your hearing checked. I can't understand you because your mouth is too far from the mic. All I'm hearing is the echo of my own voice. Speaker phone sucks.
tee-lena 2 years ago
I can't afford a specialized phone. And insurance doesn't pay for hearing aids. You'll just have to deal with it 🤗
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago (edited)
Hey I just made a comment on this in the above post :D. Where I work, when people sitting together talking, it's at a polite tone. Usually. People with their phone on speaker have it full volume and are talking to Chewbacca
WonderWoman 2 years ago
Stop VIDEO calls in public!! I don't want to hear the call and sure as heck do not want to see your friend as you stroll around oblivious of everyone and everything around you. AND do not let your child video call in the market, no one, repeat, no one wants to hear/see that. Maybe stop giving the child a phone in a store, and teach them to be engaged.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago (edited)
Well… Okay, I’m a deaf person with Cochlear Implants. I hate using speaker phone in public and I rarely ever do it because I don’t want people knowing my business or hearing my conversation. I’ve worked a way around this, by using Bluetooth (my CIs are basically Air Pods when I listen to music and I can do the same with phone calls.) But if for some reason my Bluetooth messed up (it has a couple times before, I figured out the reason why, but who’s to say it won’t happen again), then I will literally be forced to use speaker to take a call because I can’t hear it any other way. Putting the phone up to my CIs does not help. So I’m sure it’s annoying for the most part, but I think certain people should be granted exceptions. (And again, I never ever use speaker phone if I can help it, but I used to have to. I got upgraded versions a few years ago.)
Chickie 2 years ago
YES! I don't want to hear your issues, nor do I want to hear the fowl language.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Squawk! Cluck cluck. Quack.
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Norman Beattie 2 years ago
Always been a pet peeve but now my telephone plays through my hearing aids, it's wonderful not to have to hold the device. However I do attempt step aside and away from others when I get a call !
Dude With Sign has been a staple on Instagram for years now. The concept of the account is simple, but it resonates with millions around the globe. The page has amassed an impressive 8 million followers, despite sharing only 388 images. The signs are often complaints about small, petty annoyances such as people bragging about listening to their favorite musicians before they were big or bosses scheduling meetings for things that could have been explained in an email. But one thing’s for sure: followers love them.
The man behind Dude With Sign, who’s always seen wearing sunglasses, is Seth Phillips, a native Texan and now New York local who had no idea this page would ever reach so much success. According to an interview Seth did with Forbes in 2020, the account had very humble beginnings, as the first couple of posts were only created to go on Jerry Media founder Elliot Tebele’s Instagram account. After these pics went viral, however, the men quickly realized they were onto something.
#4
Manic Mama 2 years ago
Me, while listening to the recording telling me how much they realise my time is valuable. Really? Then answer the f**king phone!!!
Wendy O'Shea 2 years ago
I have found that if I say HUMAN, I finally get connected to a representative. Thank you, Sign Guy!!!!!
Shadow (they/them) 2 years ago
Pressing 0#0#0# usually skips all menus and connects you directly to the next available representative. I've found it effective ~95% of the time :)
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
This should be a norm. I HATE that everything has gone automated. Just have someone pick up the phone like the "old days".
Robert Martens 2 years ago
I feel bad for the guy who writes and plays that music trying to get a date. "So, what do you do for a living?" "Well, have you ever had a question about your utility bill?'
Marie Frost 2 years ago
I prolly wouldn't say 'fucxxxx' but JUST LET ME TALK TO A REAL PERSON!
#5
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
We also don't want to hear your conversation with someone else on speaker phone.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
My mom watches Instagram videos at full volume all the time. I don't think she knows TikTok is out there - thankfully!
#6
OtterNaut 2 years ago
Eat a bowl of syphilitic d***s. Halloween is awesome!
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I misread that as babies and now I’m imagining something very strange
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
My sister is going to a ball, where she has to dress up and is annoyed that someone wants her group to dress as Barbie movie characters.
Cheryl Ramsay 2 years ago
I live in the country on a lake. No children except for visitors. I haven't gotten a trick or treater in 25 years.
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
The end is coming! take out the environmental lawyers! (not that way.) Prepare the recycling bins!
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I was with you until the parentheses.
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Dude With Sign amassed a whopping 4 million followers over the course of only 4 months after it was created, making Seth somewhat famous seemingly overnight. He told Forbes that suddenly the corners he would stand at with signs started filling up within minutes with lots of fans who had their phones out snapping photos.
“When I'm finished, a lot of people will ask to take pictures with me or videos, which is still something to get used to,” Seth shared. “It's a very strange feeling, but it also kind of cracks me up that people are seeing me as a famous person for holding up cardboard signs.”
#7
María Hermida 2 years ago
They'll invent a tax or something. If you don't have money you can "donate" a kidney. The rich need spare parts.
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
Got skipped over many times for interviews (for teaching positions) because I did not have any experience, or too little experience. It took several years of part-time work just to get a shot at an interview. I thought that was the norm: you "pay your dues" for a few years before you'll even be considered for a full time position. But now I have served on several hiring committees, and I have learned that people with no prior teaching experience are hired all the time "if they interview well". It seems like such a crapshoot, honestly.
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
A previous job I had, I lied :). Was there for 7 years till I quit for a better job!
Dee Rutherford 2 years ago
Exactly! I remember saying this on my fourth attempt! However, after saying this, they gave me a job.
Simon Bolivar 2 years ago
"Nothing's Impossible For The Person Who Doesn't Have To Do The Work!"
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
well he does have a talent for holding up signs, I must say. That is experience.
#9
Satan Laughs 2 years ago
Starving and high as Snoop, I bought $140 of pure junk food at the grocery store—well over 2 week’s allowance. One trip. Chocolate and chips and so much c**p. So much. Life is like that in your 20’s. Lesson learned.
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Absolute truth. I have made this mistake too may time...how did I get all those cans of corn??
As far as where the ideas for Dude With Sign’s new pics come from, Seth shared that his colleagues are a major help. “We work in a pretty funny and creative space so once the account kicked off, more ideas came in from the team,” he told Forbes. “When creating the protests, we try to come up with something funny that is relatable that people don't particularly talk about. We try to have each of these elements while appealing to every type of person, which is a big part of why I think the account has accumulated as many followers as it has.”
#10
VonBlade 2 years ago
You can't leave anywhere without making a big song and dance about it. Then you stay there for ages in the hope that someone tells you how much they'll miss you. Then you leave, quietly, and come back a day later.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I can neither sing nor dance.
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Lunakadi 2 years ago
No one is going to notice anyway. They are all there for the dopamine boost from having anyone interact with their own post.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
I just closed my FB account one day. All the "unfriending"/blocking nonsense reminded me of middle school. I didn't like middle school.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I will not go quietly into that good night. Nor will I go gently. I'll go bleeding when the cats finally give up on me and decide to hire a new soft can-opener.
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Let’s Be Kind 2 years ago
I’ve never had any of those social media accounts, they sound horrible. BP is as close as I get to offering my opinion and “socializing” with strangers. BP is relatively tame, we seem to monitor ourselves regarding social etiquette - for the most part. I just choose not to read BP posts that have to do with toxic subjects - why spend time reading posts about how nasty people can be? Garbage in, garbage out.
Anime_Fishy3611 1 year ago
I like to alert some people that I'm leaving before hand so they don't think I'm ghosting them and s**t
#11
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
I'm unable to walk or roll the two miles to the nearest restaurant. I can barely walk or roll through two rooms. I always tip $4.
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Anya Foxx 2 years ago
Sorry disagree sign guy. Deliveries cost drivers money too, car maintenance, gas, etc. Plus delivery drivers have bills to pay, too.
Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
You’re talking about tips. He’s talking about the fees that go to the company, not the driver. He’s also not saying there shouldn’t be a fee. Just that it shouldn’t be as crazy high as it is.
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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
Not everyone has that ability. And many of us who do, *are* choosing to get it ourselves. I can complain about the fees, and not use the service at the same time. If they didn’t charge so much, I’d do delivery. But they do, so I don’t. (And I’m talking about the high fees, not tips. Drivers deserve to be tipped.)
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Shannon Hawks 2 years ago
Get off your lazy a*s and get it yourself or stop complaining about it
Scrappychick 2 years ago
When I can walk again I will, but till then delivery is how I survive. But I also live in a country with a minimum wage
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
You can not trust me to make cookies because I will eat a lot of the cookie dough, last time I made cookies I ate like three or four cookies worth of cookie dough
Mark 2 years ago
I would love to hear proof that raw cookie dough makes you sick, never once have I gotten sick from it and I'm 37 years old.
𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago
Whenever me and my friend make cookie dough she’ll literally pull out a spoon and start eating it. Raw. And then we barely have any left over to make actual cookies 😭
Francesa Miller 2 years ago
We called it "cookie pudding" when we'd snitch it from Mom's bowl.
Seth has even seen so much success from Dude With Sign that he’s been able to meet Ellen DeGeneres and President Joe Biden. He told Forbes that he wasn’t sure what the future holds, but he’s enjoying the experience of it all. “There are interesting opportunities that I would have never imagined coming my way with this all the time,” Seth shared. “Right now I’m kind of just riding the wave, dipping my toes in different things. Ellen, for example, was something cool that got me really interested in how television works. I’m just learning, doing my best, and meeting awesome people and I’m confident something awesome will come my way.”
#13
that one ace lesbian genderfae 2 years ago
Me who was researching school sh00ting/sh00ters for a school project:
🧶𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕂𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣🪡 2 years ago
I got caught shoplifting from Burdine's as a 13 year old and went through pre-trial intervention so I wouldn't get a record - I had to do 32 hours of community service as punishment and somehow my mom got me a gig with the Public Defender's office. First day, the first few hours I just stapled papers and organized stuff until the boss man said "you seem like you're capable of a lot more than this...tell you what, our receptionist is on leave so how about you try that out? Rita will show you how it all works and train you on rounds" (*which was going to the courthouse, jail, between all the different law offices, & post office to collect/drop off paperwork & mail). I wound up getting hired as a state employee there after those 32 hours, at 13! But I'd spend my lunch break in the legal library and I'll never forget picking up the tiny black serial killer book they had in there...I don't know why it piqued my fancy but it did! And that desire to study them has stuck with me my whole life.
#14
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
I was going to offer an insightful & affirming/supportive reply, but I’m gonna come back and do that next month.
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devotedtodreams 2 years ago
My golden rule is that 15 minutes is acceptable (punctuality is better, though). Beyond that, I'm out. My ex and all his friends were exactly those kind of poeple who see no problem showing up an hour later than the initially agreed time...
#15
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
cut into slices, add oil, vinegar, parsley, onion slices (red if possible), small diced garlic, salt and pepper. Bon appétit ! ^-^
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whineygingercat 2 years ago
Isn't that kinda the whole point of the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Throwing stuff at the stage?
Tim 2 years ago
I think they're talking about the idiot who threw his phone at a woman on stage singing a song. Among other incidents. Expected audience participation is different.
Load More Replies...Seth’s signs also sometimes hit heavier topics than simple office drama or annoyances you encounter while walking down the street. In 2021, Dude With Sign got to visit the White House and promote COVID-19 vaccines with none other than President Joe Biden. Seth held up a sign stating, “Let’s Look Out For Each Other And Get Vaccinated.” And Joe stood proudly next to him with a wholesome sign stating, “This Dude Gets It, Folks.”
#16
Shadow (they/them) 2 years ago
I don't have a podcast and I listen to podcasts. Now what?
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
Good question! I've never listened to one in my life. I'm more of a reader.
Shadow (they/them) 2 years ago
Me? Podcasts are rad. I follow podcasters more than YouTube creators ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ fyi: it's like a radio program, but with no ads and only contains the content you're there for. Some are audio dramas! Most of his signs point out annoying problems, so who's getting forcefed podcasts?? This is a v Karen take.
#17
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Yes! No judgement here... we just hungry :]
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Write it down, always. Then the server has proof that you ordered your eggs scrambled, not fried.
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
trust me, I don't want to memorize it either. I often get it wrong when I try to do that. But sometimes I have to if my computer is down. They frown upon us writing things down for some reason. Really stupid.
Magazine 2 years ago
What? Is this a thing? Where?? I expect a waiter to write everything down
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Terry Tobias 2 years ago
Some restaurants require servers to not use an order pad; they don't have a choice. I've been in places like this and it's very disconcerting because you expect that they'll forget something.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Nah, even at fast food places they get things wrong. I need them to tell me what they have so I know what they tuned out, or pretended not to hear.
Kim Kermes 2 years ago
Restaurant owners, we don't want servers to have to memorize orders. Neither do the cooks.
#18
Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
In the UK. Much like the whole world isn’t the U.S., it isn’t all the U.K., either.
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Triplets Mum 2 years ago (edited)
Bi-weekly = every other week, twi-weekly = twice per week [edited for typo]
EP 2 years ago
For real? Is twi-weekly a real word….. if so I’m shocked. If not, good joke because you got me good lol. Twice a week is definitely a term but I have no idea about that shortened version.
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Prince of Darkness 2 years ago (edited)
bi-weekly = every two weeks. semi-weekly = twice a week
As far as how Seth manages to get the perfect shots of him with his signs for social media, he told Daquan, “I used to only stand out there for a few minutes just to get the picture, but now I'm out there for way longer... I end up staying out there for a couple of hours, trying to be nice and take pictures with everyone who asks."
#19
StPaul9 2 years ago
I believe you can literally buy New York Times bestsellers points. And too many movie executives think Rotten Tomatoes are actual film critics (No, they are not).
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Korean Boi 2 years ago
just like home and car insurance. "save $700 with liberty mutual" like b***h no you dont and everyone knows it
#20
Annik Perrot 2 years ago
But it must be done by kids under 5. Only they have small enough fingers to find an almond's tiny udders.
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Istvan Kozak 2 years ago
Oh believe me you don't want to know. There's a whole farm out there with a bunch of men in stalls hooked up the machines. It's crazy
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
No, they have those tubes that connect to the u know what. /s /j (don't downvote. It is just a joke)
Load More Replies... PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
No, seriously how do they actually make milk out of nuts and oats?
whineygingercat 2 years ago
Soak the nuts in water for 24 hours, then remove the nuts. The liquid that remains is then called 'milk'. As for oat milk, I'm not sure.
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#21
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
My dad loves the cats he didn’t want too!
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Korean Boi 2 years ago
my dad is the BIGGEST softie to my cat pinstripes. he pushes food to the edge of his plate and lets her eat with him
Today, the Dude With Sign account appears to have become quite lucrative as well. Seth has shared sponsored posts for Old Spice, Subway, Vita Coco, Wing Stop, Charmin and more. He even collaborated with Justin Bieber, urging Justin to shave his mustache, to which Justin replied, “No.”
"I think the craziest thing I'm still wrapping my head around is that Rihanna follows the account," Seth shared. "I actually got to DM her, and she mentioned having ideas for some of the protests.”
#22
arthbach 2 years ago
I love it! We get home and I take the suitcase through to the laundry, and start the first load of washing. Then the suitcase is taken upstairs, emptied and stored under the bed. .... The only time this doesn't happen is if we get home after 10pm.
Jul 2 years ago
Saaaame lol. I mean I don’t love it, but if I don’t do it right away, it tends to stick around unpacked for the next 2 months.
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I always take the day after vacation off. It's my decompression, unpack, get back to real life day.
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
Yep, it’s been one month since I got back from vacation and I’ve still got stuff in my suitcase
Dirk Daring 2 years ago
Unpack? Muh fugga I barely take anything out of the car the first day.
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Depends on the flight and time I get home. My last flight was from Canada back to Perth via Singapore. Taxi from the airport, I was home just after midnight. Flopped into bed within minutes but did unpack the 'same day' after a good nights sleep :).
Istvan Kozak 2 years ago
So true plus it's always great when you go on vacation next year your bags are already packed
#23
McNugRay 2 years ago (edited)
In case anyone else was wondering: “An Irish exit is when you leave a social situation (a party or larger gathering, for example) without saying goodbye to your host or to other guests.”
Ima Manimal 2 years ago
Yes please!!!! For those of us with social anxiety, we’d rather not do the whole long drawn out goodbye thing
vintage_one 2 years ago
My husband did that at a halloween party and I was so embarrassed. I told him we would never be invited back. He said, 'That's the point."
Istvan Kozak 2 years ago
Never knew what that meant but I've done that a million times. The party sucks the people suck you just leave
#24
UnimportantDog/Imp (she/her) 2 years ago
That’s literally what me and my brother do
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Unstable_Artist 2 years ago
I cannot describe the anger that fills my mind when I’m charging one of my devices that’s at 1% and someone shows up and says that theirs is at -27% and expect me to hand it over
cerinamroth 2 years ago
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person being in possession of a nearly-dead phone must be in want of charger juice.
Colleen Glim 2 years ago
We each have chargers all over the house. But there’s only one charger on the sofa. So whoever has the lowest battery has dibs on the sofa charger. The other person can go find their own and plug it into the extension cord on the sofa
While Seth’s account is mostly spreading silly messages, he has also used the page to address social issues, promoting the Black Lives Matter movement and access to abortion. But he wants to remind followers that even he has no idea where the future of the account will go. “At the end of the day, I'm just a regular dude holding [freaking] cardboard, and it's just an Instagram account." But we thank him for his service (and public service announcements), and I’m sure he won’t run out of ideas for signs any time soon.
#25
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
I go visit my only remaining grandma every friday and I talked to her just this morning. XD
deanna woods 2 years ago
Please do this. I was lucky to have seventeen wonderful years with my grandmother. I miss her everyday.
Rose Lin 2 years ago
I hate pride flags ... I'm supportive and have several flags of my own... That's the non binary flag, correct? Also I just talked to my grandma.. I bought an entire cake for her. It's her deathday. I also ate at Olive garden, her fav restaurant... during this I saw several spirits.
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UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you) 2 years ago
Gonna have to break out the Ouija board for this one.
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arthbach 2 years ago
Nope. There is a huge difference between a 12 month old, an 18, and a 24 month/2 year old. These are useful distinctions.
Upstaged75 2 years ago (edited)
You can use months up until they turn 2. After that it's dumb. But I disagree with this sign - a 1 year old is developmentally quite different from an 18 month old!
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Measuring in months makes more sense insofar as developmental guidelines, but once your child is a couple years old, you should stop. No one's "baby" is 48 months old.
Heather Talma 2 years ago
So much happens in the first 2 years that I think months are valid up until then. But after that you can only do full and half years.
#27
Trond Øien 2 years ago
Those are the same people that stop liking an artist because they got big. It's just stupid imho.
Scrappychick 2 years ago
It's like people getting their noses out of joint because there was a Metallica resurgence after Stranger Things...welcome to the gang young ones
Are you feeling inspired to take to the streets with cardboard signs calling out your biggest pet peeves, pandas? Anyone can channel their inner Dude With Sign with just a marker, a box and some confidence. Keep upvoting the pics that you find most relatable, and feel free to share in the comments what you’d like to see written on the next sign. Then, if you’re interested in viewing even more of these pics, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last Dude With Sign article!
#28
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
I don't visit fast food places very often but when I do, I request 'No ice' in the soda drink. I then get 2 x as much actual drink !
Colleen Glim 2 years ago
I disagree. I like a martini with a bit of lemon
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Ashley Conover 2 years ago
Any drink doesn't need a lot of ice. If soda, lemonade, etc I have no ice. It's just water. I want more of the drunk than water.
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago
nor should any drink be. had a lemonade that had only one ounce of drink in it.
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Lyric 2 years ago
except the nap-atizer is at olive garden and then you’ve eaten far too many breadsticks to enjoy the meal
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Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Just happened to me yesterday. I had to get up early to run errands and around 3pm I was watching TV on my couch. I felt myself being tired, but I didn't realize I was me waking up 45 minutes later with my remote in my hand tired! Couch was like "I got you fam"
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
I fall asleep on the floor. My cat, Rat Rat, will come up and lay on my hip since I sleep on my side. It's tradition at this point.
#30
RosenCranzLives 2 years ago
I'm moving to Portugal. 1/3rd the rent of any major city in Canada. ¼ rent from Vancouver or Toronto.
tuzdayschild 2 years ago
My 2 nieces just left Paris are now in Ibiza. To answer your question, I do not know.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Try tell those of us outside the first world. A burger in the EU at like 7-9 EU is literally like food for a family here.
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Ravens Mom 2 years ago
It's almost mid-September and we will still be at 115 this weekend. Enough already!! (I live in Phoenix)
Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
I was about to ask if your in the Phoenix area. Sending ❄️ thoughts your way.
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Bremusa4u 2 years ago
Big oak tree shielding house from eastern side of the house. Solar panels taking take the brunt on the western end. New watertight roof with architecture shingles and a well insulated attick. Yeah, it cost us an arm and a leg (except for the tree) but we sticking it to the power company while doing some good for the environment 😉. But seriously the house is over 30 yrs old, so it needed a new roof anyway. We keep the AC around 74 degree F and the AC only goes of for two or three hours in Florida's afternoon heat.
#32
Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
And at least have an idea of what you're having before you get there? Standing with the bartender for 10 minutes (or more) trying to make up your mind on what to have is just rude.
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Jessica Scott 2 years ago
The guy smoking a joint in front of him makes this picture even more hilarious. 😂
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
But but I just mastered the art of "looking" like I'm being productive...
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
The words Productive and Friday just don’t go together. It’s the law of life.
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
When you work 6 days a week, 2 jobs, and both are open 7 days a week...kinda hard not to.
#34
Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Or add an intermission... you know, like in the old days when there was a B grade movie; intermission; then the feature film.
geezeronthehill 2 years ago
Intermissions are such a relief for everyone's bladder...
Load More Replies... Ima Manimal 2 years ago (edited)
Thank you!!!!! I haven’t seen the new Avatar movie but heard that is brutal with repetitive scenes and loose plot lines. Like the production focused more on the production than the storyline. Do correct me if I’m wrong. I’m still on the fence about watching it. Your feedback can make a difference :-)
Spannermonkey 2 years ago
Wrong. Make that bastard long. I'll be damned if I leave the house, drive somewhere with ...ergh...people and pay an exorbitant amount to see 90 minutes of entertainment. You gotta amortise that cost minute by minute!
#35
Em 2 years ago
Welp, this made me realize I just left my best portable charger with my best friend who I likely won't see again for a month.
Scrappychick 2 years ago
Love the look on people's face when I pull my powerbank out with a multi charger cable, I imagine it's how they'd look if somebody offered them a bottle of cold water in the Sahara lol
#36
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Watch LIONESS on Paramount+ (you can get a free trial of Paramount+ right now); LIONESS: Season 1's first episode is amazing; then Ep2 will HOOK you and Ep 8 (final Ep of Season 1) will CHANGE YOUR LIFE. Come back here and thank me.
Load More Replies... Barbara Turner 2 years ago
Take all those portraits of Elizabeth and paint over the hair, and paint some hair in the eyebrows. Flatten the chest. It becomes a portrait of Charles.
María Hermida 2 years ago
You can come over to Spain to watch the eeeendless hours of arguments, discussions, speeches and doctoral dissertations about "the kiss". Please, somebody kick that man in his "noble parts" and just turn a new leaf. Enough. Choose another topic.
Prince of Darkness 2 years ago
If the ending of any tv series makes you feel this empty, you've got much bigger problems than the ending of a tv series.
luvsick (they/them) 2 years ago
me when i have to wait like two years for another heartstopper season
#37
Oscar Gómez 2 years ago
I have never been charged for bread in the Mediterraean and they'd better not start trying to charge.
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
I think it's more that at a lot of American restaurants you aren't asked if you want the bread, it is just automatically brought to the table. Most restaurants don't charge for it, but there are others who serve it without asking and then charge you.
Load More Replies... jaysko 2 years ago
I worked at a restaurant that DIDN'T serve bread...we had to charge whenever peeps asked for some & I felt so bad... like dude this is free EVERYwhere else??? But at the same time we weren't like a 4 or 5 star place, it was a gastro pub that sold $15 burgers, it would almost be weird if we served bread
Heather Talma 2 years ago
I read this immediately after the portable chargers one and for a second thought it was about charging bread like you'd charge a phone.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Most US restaurants include it free before the meal. It's a standard expectation. No one is being entitled about it when almost every restaurant does it.
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#38
Entropy Clean 2 years ago
They have real sugar. Corporate America likes cheaply massed production of corn syrup
Historyharlot93 2 years ago
They are the best cokes this side of heaven. I know they use cane sugar, but I don’t know what else they do to the recipe that make them so great.
Jay Son 2 years ago
That's what I first thought he meant because of the "hit"
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realenancy170 2 years ago
Cane sugar and a glass bottle! No plastic or aluminum aftertaste. Also the smooth roundness of the bottle against your lips feels right- don't get crude.
#39
arthbach 2 years ago
Again, no. The two are not the same thing, A person can fail to respond, even whilst caring very deeply about the person they aren't responding to.
GoldfishCrackers 2 years ago
And on the reverse. Some people are great at timely responses, yet truly don’t give a flying fruitloop.
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Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Not true! I have ADHD so I’ll see a text and then another notification pops up so I’m like oh I need to do that first and the I forget about the first thing because my short term memory is like that and then I get social anxiety cuz I’ve waited too long to respond and then it’s too awkward to respond now and they’re gonna hate me cuz they’re gonna think this (that I don’t care) when in fact I do very much care but I struggle at remembering things
Stephanie Softich 2 years ago
EXACTLY!! I just responded to a comment about going through this agony daily .. with my ADD.. i sometimes cry in panic because these type of things are so very important to me .. to get back .. i value them so much in my life.. I dont feel so alone in this now... thank you for sharing It
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Sarah Danielle 2 years ago
nah that's ableist talk. ppl have legit brain disorders dude and we're all trying. cut everyone some slack.
Azolane 2 years ago
Just no. My best friend is one of the people I care the most for in the world. I would go through hell and back for him. I still ghosted him for months when I was at the very bottom of my depression.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
I understand this. I wouldn't even say you "ghosted" him, because that implies some sort of active choice on your part. Depression doesn't work that way, especially when it hits hard.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 2 years ago
Don't agree. Unless it's just a one-liner, I like to take my time to think about how the person is feeling and why they wrote what they did, think of good advice and write a proper response. But I have kids and while I'm thinking about all that, I might have to go and change a nappy, make the dinner, clean up a sudden spillage, or you know, do my job.
#40
2 years ago
I can’t even see the screen when I sit in the front row… “hm yes these shoes are very interesting.”
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
Never again. I was forced once to do front row for "Insomnia". Awesome movie but my neck hurt so badly.
Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
As a projectionist for over 25 years, watching a movie from 30 feet up and between 85 to 135 feet away... when I got to the movies I literally would sit in the back row on the back of the seat!! Sitting anywhere closer than just south of center was impossible for me.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Well the first row isn't really a win when in cinema so... true, I guess.
#41
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
fr the "i'll do it later" feeling. then its 7 years later and your like WHOOPSIE DAISY
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
No, we're not. We're protesting against people who haven't learned which form of communication to use for which information. Email: the recipient needs a written copy of this information, and it's too long to text. Call: the issue is complicated enough that explaining it via text would be cumbersome, but a written copy isn't needed. Text: everything else.
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
Or they’re a doctor and get like a thousand emails a day, like my dad
Nat of Clan P 2 years ago
I'm a psycho then. Lol. Had over 23k emails in my account (a lot of which were unread) and I somehow managed to delete them. Oh well. If it's important they'll email me back.
#42
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We never had that as our school (and most in the area) had a uniform. We didn't even but new uniform every year, only if we grew out of the previous uniform.
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
Same for me (except I’d rather not have uniforms since they don’t have gender-neutral options at my school)
Load More Replies... StrangeOne 2 years ago
I miss it as a kid but I don't miss it as a parent. At least I was on to the school list. Since have so much stationary at home already, shopping was done going through the drawers and just making sure she had enough supplies to last through the semester. If she needed anymore supplies she could take them with her in the morning. When I was in school my mom did the whole shebang every year. I'd end up with a trash bag of broken c**p and used paper I didn't need anymore. In my daughters years she had everything in her binder and backpack. Most of it still good to use for the next year.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I miss back-to-college shopping! I was always so excited to pack up and get back to campus. It's been over 25 years now but still every August I get nostalgic for my Walmart trip with my best friend. :)
Me, Myself, and I 2 years ago
Not for clothes, for pens and pencils, markers, brand new notebooks, etc.
Tess 2 years ago
Back to school shopping at Officeworks was the only good part of school. Probably why I still have a thing about needing all of the stationery, and can't be trusted in an Officeworks.
Load More Replies... kansasmagic 2 years ago
Not me! I haaated all the "back to school" ads. Just reminded me that I had to go back to school!
Cristi nah 2 years ago
I miss opening the new packs of coloured pencils, crayons, watercolours...
#43
Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
I don’t understand sparkling water. It’s barely flavored! It’s like they just dipped an orange in there for half a second or wafted the scent of a lemon into the drink, then they put bubbles in it.
StrangeOne 2 years ago
You can add flavour and fruit to it. Love it with fresh sliced lemons.
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Greenmantle 2 years ago
Well I reckon you can find a better cohort of people to distrust than those who prefer fizzy water over still
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
What the difference between fizzy water and sparkling water?
Load More Replies... Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Not all sparkling water is carbonated. Some natural mineral water is sparkling and doesn't require carbonation.
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#44
Oscar Gómez 2 years ago
Nope. Amount of icecream in a cone is less than in in a cup. I've been working there.
MushroomHead22 2 years ago
quality over quantity. you're arguing something he didn't mention...... he never said you get more, he said it's better.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
All these people who are complaining about melting ice-cream are eating their ice-cream way tooooooooooooooooo slow. I have never had a drop of ice-cream fell on my hand while I eat ice-cream from a cone. I mean I am not just eating/stuffing it down my face, I am enjoying, savoring, every bite/lick of it.
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Well... yeah. The cone is literally there only to hold the delicious ice cream. XD
cerinamroth 2 years ago
Cone is easier with kids because you have a hand free, however cup is better when you've had kids and are half-heartedly trying to lose the baby weight!
#45
Huntress 2 years ago
Lucky you I guess. Summer is still going strong where I am and I hate this hot weather
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Same, a bunch of kids in my school literally passed out from heat exhaustion a few days ago EDIT: what the heck there was just a hailstorm a few hours ago? It’s literally like 90 degrees how-
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Goose of the Ahonkalypse 2 years ago
Meanwhile we're in record breaking heatwaves across the US.
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
TF is he talking about? Where I live, there were 1 or 2 weeks where it coolled off and rained (thank God), but otherwise, it was hot as hell (for our standards)! And now it's September, and it got hot again! When will it finally be fall...? T_T
#46
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I did, two actually! I was on a 4 week trip and finished the two books I bought. Then I bought another three while I was there and finished both, one entirely on the flight home.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
THAT IS THEE TIME TO READ THE BOOK! Food, sex, book. drinks and honeybun lying next to me...
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Kiaya Thompson 2 years ago
I bought the game of thrones box set for the plane and I read them all.
F.O.H.P.R.G 2 years ago
Bro I read a book a day ofc I'm gonna read it. Heck I'm gonna read all 4.
𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕒 2 years ago
I WISH this wasn’t true… never have I even taken that book out of my luggage 😭
#47
Kevin J. Henning 2 years ago
Maybe I'm missing the point of this one. I'm sure Canada would prefer NOT being on fire. They didn't choose to send the smoke to New York just to annoy anyone.
OtterNaut 2 years ago
Seems like a s****y statement to make while your neighbor's home is burning.
Bradley Auerbach 2 years ago
Photoshop out the people and cars in the background and you kind of have a post-apocalyptic-looking scene!
Johnnynatfan 2 years ago (edited)
That’s the point it’s smoke from Canadian wild fires
Load More Replies... Heather Talma 2 years ago
Government refusing to acknowledge climate change WTF. Or should I say government being paid off by companies who profit off being unregulated and fossil fuel usage WTF.
Robert Trebor 2 years ago (edited)
Those fires, like most wildfires, were man-produced; carelessness, or poor land management.
Load More Replies... Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago
Pathetic. It's not their fault. My best friend lives in Canada, not long ago, she could actually see the fire from her house. She was terrified. Thank God she's okay... But the smoke won't end. Called her yesterday and she kept coughing because of the smoke.
MotorcycleDoggo 2 years ago
When California was on fire, Canada got it bad, so it's just payback.
blixten1982 2 years ago
I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's about the smoke. Canada was on fire this summer and at one point the smoke blew down into the States.
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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
If you don't like them, good for you, but some of us love them on our pizza.
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
olive + chicken + cheese on a pizza is the best combo imo
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#49
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
You tell people in case you have a heart attack and need people to know where to find the body if you don't show up for a few days.
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
Maybe most people who cold plunge don't tell people but we just don't know? Maybe you're the only person not doing it /j
#50
Erik Rydbom 2 years ago
No way! Maybe $300 for top of the line, but not that much
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#51
Surenu 2 years ago
Reminds me of my best friend/workout partner. She leg presses twice my goddamned bodyweight. Absolute beast, with more than enough brains to back up her brawn!
Load More Replies... LavenderHippoInAJar 2 years ago
Actually, the only active thing at my entire highschool was... Pickleball. Very odd...
Cosmologist wannabe 2 years ago (edited)
I have to send this to my math teacher. He literally invited a pickle ball paddle manufacturer for a lecture.
#52
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I feel like when either the bread is soft or the meat is cold it makes the sandwich taste weird
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
Of course I want my sandwich microwaved. I WANT it to be soft and soaked with molten cheese, what's not to like? If I wanted to eat a crusty, sharp-edged cylinder, I could make one in my own oven.
General Stukov 2 years ago
Our you could just get your sandwhich from a good deli/sammich shope
#53
cadena kuhn 2 years ago
Went to see the first lotr with my bf at the time we didn't know he was narcoleptic then. He fell asleep but he also snores really bad.one scene was really quiet and he was so loud. I was quite embarrassed. Also kinda sad as he was so excited for those movies and it took him 10 years to get through a whole one
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Kerry Borthwick 2 years ago
I'm on anti depressants so I can be upto watching movie but fall asleep I get tired easily
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Well... at home it's fine. At cinema... it might be a bit overboard. XD
#54
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
It depends on size of property, size of housekeeping dept and how you stagger arrivals/departures. We have a suggested check-out time, but no penalties for staying late. We gently nudge our checkouts and if we don’t have a room available, we literally wine & dine our guests while they wait to go to their room. We’re a smaller boutique type resort with concierge and butler service for all our guests. We can usually kill enough time with check-in cocktails & hors d’oeuvres that they never know we were turning their room.
#55
Em 2 years ago
Did this at panda express the other day. "Hey can I get blah blah blah" and moved up while the guy was assembling it because I felt weird just staring at him. Then wondered if that was the right move, because I've worked in retail too long and know that sometimes when a customer moves up, the next person in line assumes it's now Their Turn when the employee is in fact still busy. They gave me a 10% discount (didn't say anything, but it was marked on the box and receipt), so I guess it was the right call.
Bored Panda Is My Life 2 years ago
They should be sorry for messing up my sacred sandwich I had since I was 12...
#56
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Espresso Martinis? WTF is that? Gin and vermouth in really strong coffee?
Ent Hugger 2 years ago
not even! barista'd most of my working life, once at a shop that turned into a martini bar at night. these were super popular... not a "true" martini, no gin to be found - usually made with vodka, coffee liqueur, and a shot of espresso
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#58
McNugRay 2 years ago
A drink you drink after taking a shot to avoid tasting the alcohol
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Ozymandias73 2 years ago
No, but if you don't need it, why drink it? I take shots all the time w/o a chaser. Not b/c I think "it makes me look cool", I just don't want/need one.
#59
Lexekon 2 years ago
There are people who seriously take FOMO like a religion. (FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out) They think if you don't try new things, you are suffering, because you could not possibly enjoy something more than once.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Why on Earth would you care? I like meatball subs. Let me have some dåmn joy in my life, ffs.
Almarako94 2 years ago
But all the others taste like s**t.... also i avoid buying sandwiches and actually good stuff.
Juliette Deroulede 2 years ago
No way, Hosea. I like my sandwich. Six inch, multigrain, cold cut, American cheese, not toasted, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, green peppers, pickles, no sauce. Every day for lunch. Subway workers see me coming and start making my sandwich 😆
#60
Seán Hannan 2 years ago
Because some people aren't drinking to get drunk. Some people just want a little buzz to lubricate the social machinery. Here in Ireland, shots are always measured so you know how many units of alcohol you have consumed, because - contrary to American beliefs - we are not a nation of alcoholics. We like to drink, but most of us are not trying to get hammered.
Load More Replies... devotedtodreams 2 years ago
Dude, when I get a B-52, I always want them to pour me a big one. I technically wish they'd make it even bigger, but that would cost more, so... XD
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VonBlade 2 years ago (edited)
Thank you, Seth. I need a sign that says "people who hold up signs shouldn't be so damn handsome".
Ima Manimal 2 years ago
I don’t care if you’re a vegan atheist crossfitter. I’m just trying to walk my dog in peace.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
I think he steals it from homeless people :) I hope he's recycling it all.
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Courtney Christelle 2 years ago
This guy is funny! He had one sign that said something along the lines of “Yes Grandma I’m Still Single”.
Jennifer 2 years ago
For a guy that seems to dislike attention seekers, he's got an awful lot of pictures of himself.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Not everyone takes pictures of themselves for attention. Some people do it to record memories or in his case probably to entertain people. Yk make some people laugh or smile - not everything everyone does is selfish
Load More Replies... Jay Son 2 years ago (edited)
It seems that in the pictures with the same background, he wore the same clothes. It makes me wonder if he has multiple signs, taking pictures one after the other, or simply an empty one that they took pictures of in multiple angles and filled them in later with Photoshop.
VonBlade 2 years ago (edited)
Thank you, Seth. I need a sign that says "people who hold up signs shouldn't be so damn handsome".
Ima Manimal 2 years ago
I don’t care if you’re a vegan atheist crossfitter. I’m just trying to walk my dog in peace.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
I think he steals it from homeless people :) I hope he's recycling it all.
Load More Replies... Courtney Christelle 2 years ago
This guy is funny! He had one sign that said something along the lines of “Yes Grandma I’m Still Single”.
Jennifer 2 years ago
For a guy that seems to dislike attention seekers, he's got an awful lot of pictures of himself.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Not everyone takes pictures of themselves for attention. Some people do it to record memories or in his case probably to entertain people. Yk make some people laugh or smile - not everything everyone does is selfish
Load More Replies... Jay Son 2 years ago (edited)
It seems that in the pictures with the same background, he wore the same clothes. It makes me wonder if he has multiple signs, taking pictures one after the other, or simply an empty one that they took pictures of in multiple angles and filled them in later with Photoshop.
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