Seeing a good clapback is always satisfying. It's witty, has an element of justice, and can defend against unnecessary insults. The funnier it is, though, the more effective. We don't only want justice, we want to make the comeback sting more with a joke.
There is an X (Twitter) page that collects this sort of humor. People online say all sorts of things. And there's no shortage of wannabe comedians or just people with a well-developed funny bone online as well. Clever Comebacks is the place where one can find some witty roasts. So we invite you to scroll through our selection from this X page and tell us your own stories of clapping back in style.
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Interesting that many clowns have masked their faces. Wear the mask, clown.
Twit: "I can't breathe when I wear a mask." Me: "My 95 yr old father with COPD can wear a mask with no problem. What's your real excuse?"
Lmao! Fellow disabled person here,I had to read it twice! Utterly stunned. Ignorant pratt
Maybe some people think that handicapped people are only handicapped during office hours -- don't need special parking for evenings, weekends and holidays.
Why does he need to park in handicapped parking outside of business hours? lol
Already done thanks to Obama. Seriously my roommate is diabetic and when he got on ACA his insulin went from $500 per month to $50 per month. He literally cried he was so happy.
I'm so glad Insulin is free in my country. Hopefully it eventually will be in USA too.
Load More Replies...It isn't just insulin. They need to do all the supplies: needles, syringes, meters, lancets, test strips, pen needles...and not just insulin vials, but insulin pens are what is really expensive. I've worked for a retail pharmacy for 23 years, and it is shameful. The price gouging is just evil greed. The government's inability, or inaction, to control Big Pharma is disgraceful. Even Medicare D is a travesty, but then that is what you get when you allow the insurance industry to design it...which happened during W.'s administration, if you're wondering.
What part of it, because if you mean the money they're making I agree
Load More Replies...For people who can't afford health plans with Rx discounts, medications are too expensive. Paying for meds out of pocket will bankrupt someone. People with depression are getting more depressed and having to go on stronger meds. The whole system here just makes you want to hide in your house all day.
In Ireland insulin is 100 % free for diabetics. My Mam even got a grant recently for 5 free solar panels as she has a diabetic child living under her roof
and the GOP had less than nothing to do with fixing either problem.
How many of us would want to be able to come up with witty comebacks on the spot? How often do most of us wonder how to clap back in the moment? Not an hour, a day, or a week later. The secret to a great comeback, according to a theater artistic director, is focusing, really focusing, on what the other person is saying.
Abigail Paul, the artistic director at the Theatre Language Studio (TLS) in Frankfurt, told the BBC in 2016 that you can't really plan a good comeback. It's like improv on stage in that regard – you work with what the other person is giving you. Paul claims that people think faster than other people speak. That gives them time to come up with a witty answer.
So tell me what vegan jewelry sculptures and monuments look like? Yeah you can't
Load More Replies...I laugh at this every time. I think the atheists only tell that person because they want them to stop preaching about their own religion
And kill each other over slight differences in the interpretation of how to be an Atheist
I'm surprised more people aren't athiests now. I did my time. 12 years growing up in a fundamental church cult. It's all about power and control. Narcissistic pastor who spent all the money given on Hawaii trips and Rolex watches. He even preached one day saying if we didn't give more he'd go to a different church that pays. Church people are so brain washed and also judgemental. The most annoying thing is they're too easily offended. "You haven't been to this church! It's the real deal!" It's NOT. Holy ghost Pentecost is a cult built on narcissism. It's like if Homelander was the Pastor. My long time friend recently texted me saying I need Jesus. She was blocked. No. I don't. I need better people who are healthy emotionally. I have had therapy, goals, sobriety ect. It's a shame as I could use CoDa which is a support group for codependency but just can't deal with the Jesus stuff.
You are on point with a lot of congregations being cult-like, judgemental, etc. But those kinds of congregations do not follow the bible and use it as their guide for life. They will be the ones to pick out verses and use them against you, and they will make unsolicited remarks about how "if only you went to church," etc. But I am a Christian, and not all of us are like that. We, as Christians, were told to love our neighbor, and even love those who hate us. We are told not to be judgemental or to gossip. We are even told that we should not condemn people. While some "Christians" are like what you describe, not all of us are.
Load More Replies...Don't forget asking body parts of past notable Atheists to grant wishes or at least to pass their messages along to nothing.
One of those posts that BP seems to be contractually obliged to publish once a month.
Whatta bunch of concocted hooey Flora Porter typed..."Contractually obliged"~~like she knows. Get lost.
Load More Replies...As an atheist I approve this reply. And another thing alot of atheist don't even tell people because alot of us don't want to deal with the backlash and proselytizing that inevitably follows.
Or a deeply rooted desire to not hit my face on the cliff as I fall. I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid of pain.
Load More Replies...I encourage all "influencers" like this to try for their Darwin Award!
Load More Replies...But even if you had would they pay out if you suicide?
Load More Replies...It's a forced perspective photo. She's actually only about two feet off the ground.
Lack of strength is a good reason. I know I couldn't hold someone like that and not drop them.
Yaba... Daba... Durp-Dee-Durp. I'll see myself out...
Load More Replies...Ah yes, the famous Bible passage about Jesus riding a dinosaur with a gun. I literally saw someone on Reddit once where they believed this was real
Load More Replies...Great answer, however I doubt the idiots will understand "65 million years ago”.
someone's been to that idiotic place in KY eh? Religulous was right... scary stuff
And even if they were alive at the same time, people surviving would be survival of the fittest, not devine providence.
Paul says good listening skills come in handy when coming up with a clever comeback. For those who want to hone their listening skills, she suggests a simple game of one-word volleyball. Two people build a story by quickly adding a word as a response to what the other person just said.
She uses the same technique when teaching improvisation theater. "The goal is that we let go of our own ego and our own ideas because a huge part of listening is that you really have to be willing to be changed by what's being said," Paul told the BBC.
and apparently Luciferians. They're an offshoot of Satanism where they focus on the dark lord more. Weird right?
Load More Replies...I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
Load More Replies...I love this one. But just like the sun and moon, it probably goes right over OP's head.
This demonstrates how ignorance can lead people to rely on superstition and religion to explain things they don't understand, rather than learning the science. The sun is 400 times larger than the moon but also 400 times farther away from Earth, creating a unique alignment that makes both celestial bodies appear the same size in the sky.
Y’all really did some good work here! “69” upvotes on a comment that said “Lol” on a post about consent and objectification. Y’all did that on purpose didn’t you? ;D you all rock either way hahaha
Load More Replies...Oh he absolutely, Definitely, positively did !!!!
Load More Replies...Why can't people use the English language properly - what does " women be like" mean? Can someone translate please?
A girl I used to date left me for a French guy. When people would ask me where she was, or what happened, I'd just tell them in a sad voice, that she had a foreign object stuck in her throat, and they'd gasp and ask if she's okay, and I'd just smile at say, I don't know, but I'm sure he is.
When dress it is to hide or display, let us not be coy. And, never touch anyone who says not too. Save you're passion for one who does want you to.
People begin hearing insults thrown at them in childhood. Although at that age they might seem insignificant, a child should know how to react properly. Psychiatrist Suzanne Bender, M.D., writes for Psychology Today that ignoring the other person doesn't always work. "Rude remarks without any pushback may continue, or even escalate," she added.
Don't forget "thoughts and prayers". Now is never the appropriate time to discuss our gun obsession.
Load More Replies...Well a teacher once threw a stapler at me, hitting me in the side of the head with it, for no apparent reason and laughed hysterically for several minutes before resuming class like nothing happened … maybe we should think twice before giving them weapons in class?
Uvalde. The cops just stood there while kids died. They cowered in the hallway outside the classroom while the shooter... I just can't right now. Sorry.
All the while knowing their horrific cowardice was being filmed -- go figure...
Load More Replies...just imagine a very frustrated, tired, underpaid and burned out teacher....now put a gun in his/her pocket
Idk most lunch ladies I've met where angrier and scarier than terrorists
Right! Some of them could stop you in your tracks just by looking at you!
Load More Replies...Remember how infuriating we sometimes were as kids? Imagine a teacher dealing with 30 of those, and then give them a gun. It's gonna cost more lives than it saves, lol.
I had a teacher that used to throw the chalkboard erasers at annoying students. Can't imagine if they had a loaded weapon.
Load More Replies...In the neighboring town to mine (both in a very pro-gun area), a much beloved, very popular and seemingly well-adjusted high school teacher had a bad day, went out to his truck, retrieved his hunting rifle, and held his class hostage for hours. This is the most logical outcome of arming teachers.
OMG topical! Green Day changed a few lyrics last night to blast MAGA and now all of a sudden Billy J. Armstrong is "woke" and no conservatives should listen to Green Day. Umm the album is called American Idiot and MAGA isn't the target audience. Squish squish, eff your feelings etc.
Well, given that our dishwasher door attacked me recently, ending in a trip to A&E (me, not the dishwasher), I would join in raging against dishwashers.
Just like the asshats hating on Greenday for what they sang on NYE. It's like- HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO THEIR LYRICS? Geez-
Agreeing with the offender might work. But children should do so with humor. If a kid tells another child "You look like a grape in this shirt", the kid might retort with "Well, I love grapes and couldn’t be prouder to represent this fruit." Yet the problem with this is that it requires verbal agility and to think on one's feet.
I like to ask those morons to sent me a link to an official, medical site with a foto of a real human vagina with the virginity intact in comparison to a 'defiled' one. I'm still waiting for a link
Load More Replies...For men to have sex, and not be gay (which is clearly offensive to these people), they need to be having sec with women. But it’s not ok for women to have lots of sexual partners. Only men (according to these people). Women have to be chaste until marriage. So is there like a separate group of women that are allowed to have multiple partners, so men can have lots of sex? Otherwise, who are all these women that these men are allowed to have sex with… This argument makes no sense! There’s a lot wrong with it, but it makes no literal sense >.<
One explanation I read (and I'm paraphrasing 'cause it was quite some time ago): "Men can and should have lots of sex. But they can't have sex with women because women should remain virgins until marriage. They can't have sex with other men because that would be gay. The only thing left is for them to go f_ _ _ themselves."
Load More Replies...You can't see if a woman is virgin either!!! That shows for his IQ!
The hymen is an outdated practice. There was a study done with 16-year-olds who were with child. A lot of the women still had their hymen. So unless you believe in miracles, the whole idea is c**p.
So you're saying there are several more immaculate conceptions/potential religions waiting to get started? Awesome!!
Load More Replies...Quicker than explaining to him that hymens come in all shapes, sizes and thicknesses. Some women are born without a perceptible one, and at the other end of the spectrum some need surgery to remove it. The important point is that a woman's moral integrity is not dependent on her physical integrity. It tells you nothing about her character at all.
not like it's written in the bible that both sexes shouldn't have sex before marriage. gotta love how some Christians seem to nit pick what parts actually apply by whether they agree with them
And after that Sodom, and Gomorrha, and someone for looking over their shoulder while walking away.
Load More Replies...I will always be amazed at the stunning lack of thinking(?) that goes in the attempt of someone of faith to use logic or examples to fortify their arguments that are explicitly stated should be taken on faith. Unfortunately twisted.
I mean, it's right there in their beliefs. You have to have "faith", because logic would mean you see it for the farce it is.
Load More Replies...They cancelled an aramaic preacher man for talking about one god and benevolence
Some people might say that the concept of God was an early attempt to be able to cancel people who had different beliefs and habits.
Well, I think it began as a way to explain things like where the sun goes at night and what happens when you die, but then things got out of hand when some people decided they could turn it to their own advantage.
Load More Replies...Why is it cancel culture protestors only stand up for predators and racists? Meanwhile they ban books, enforce dress codes, enact religious law...
If you believe in God, you must accept that he is busy cancelling / smiting people ALL THE TIME.
Depends on whether you take the position of the Evangelical Christians that the Bible is literal truth, or that of early, and past, Christians that they are fables and stories meant to teach and guide. I remember a Time Magazine article in the early aughts about a movement of young people distancing themselves from the term Christian, and embracing terms like Followers of Jesus, because they did not agree with the Evangelicals and those like them.
Load More Replies...Just because I'm a pedantic Ahole... Nowhere in the bible does it actually say it was an apple. In the original Hebrew text from the Book of Enoch, the tree is described as a species of Tamarind with a grape like fruit. I'd argue that as it was from The Tree of the Knowledge of Good an Evil, which was a unique tree, the fruit was also likely unique.
And Polio, Ruebella, Measles, Pertussis, hell even Chicken Pox. Before a vaccine became available, approximately 100 US children, died each year from Chicken Pox.
And those of us who didn't die from our chicken pox get to look forward to shingles!
Load More Replies...We can eat a good diet, get out in nature, and enjoy the benefits of modern healthcare!
Okay, hear me out. What if, those who we wanted to "Darwin out" of the equation, didn't vaccinate?
I mean, you SHOULD eat real food, and drink good water, and exercise outdoors, and practice good hygiene, and also get your vaccinations. Why is it super necessary to always choose 1 really toxic element to your lifestyle?
My mother nearly died from measles, she had it about a year before the vaccine became available to doctors in the UK.
Hand sanitizer isn’t perfect, washing your hands is still good because hand sanitizer can’t kill everything, but it’s useful for situations like public places where you can’t just wash your hands constantly. Wash your hands after the bathroom and to remove dirt, but sanitizer is great for the rest.
However,children can practice and enhance their verbal agility. Bender suggests parents roleplay with their kids. That way, the child can take turns to be both the aggressor and the responder. Practicing these types of situations might increase the kid's confidence. Next time, they might have a clever comeback prepared, and that's incredibly empowering to a young child.
"Get lost in a grocery store situated in a an ethnically diverse neighbourhood while trying to steal spices."....There, fixed it.
How about get lost in a shoe store that you thought was a grocery store even though everybody told you "dude, no, that's a shoe store"
And then seizing ownership of the shoe store for the king of Spain.
Load More Replies...Then kill most of the population with diseases you carry, and also enslaving them.
Also the left isn''t the one hoarding guns and ammo and preparing for a new civil war. We don't want war and bloodshed. That's kind of our thing.
Well, she's British, so it's not about civil war and guns. She's a self-promoter who says highly provocative and offensive things to get publicity, and very unpopular in the UK.
Load More Replies...She is so stupid she wrote an article about children's names. She said she hates people who name their children after countries. Says the woman who called her daughter 'India'.
I'm a white boomer male. If you feel sorry for your treatment because you are a white conservative woman, you have NO empathy. We'll start a GoFundMe to get you some.
Got a Facebook ban for speaking my opinion on this trailer trash who lost her house due to racism. No regrets.
The only worthwhile thing our conservative government did during the pandemic was kicking her out of the country.
Isn't if funny how the Conservative Right is always crying victimhood as if it were a desirable thing, while demonizing the "actual" victims they created?
These far right conservatives don't have one good brain between the lot of them.
Canadian French pigs are all Oinqeh? Cajun pigs be saying... OinkYaYou?
I think the American ones are just trying to get through their day without going bankrupt or committing suicide, but there's a few pigs that control the whole sty and they are out to make life even worse for the other pigs.
What's interesting is that "the battle of wits" is not an invention of social media. Pamela Druckerman writes for The New York Times about the movie "Ridicule", which examines the social injustices of late 18th-century France. It portrays French aristocrats as having a never-ending battle of wits.
To be fair. Nationalism doesn't necessarily mean that countries doesn't work together. We had nationalism all the time before globalisation was a thing. I'm not defending radical nationalists. But there are certain things that should stay on a national scale and not all globalization is good
Load More Replies...Please clarify as it was said that the Flat Earth Members live on a ...GLOBE ???
They said "The flat Earth society has members around the globe"
Load More Replies...Living in California, the Swiss Cheese logic here is accurate.
I used to live there, and the labor laws would be towards the top of the list for what I miss.
Load More Replies...At least the Calif. Supreme Court stated they had to be paid for their work.....this guys spin is absurd.
If someone works for you, you should compensate them, its only fair. Mind, that can mean taking them all to dinner and covering the bill or giving them money, but they gave you irrecoverable time off their lives, so you owe them something. -Californian, too.
Love how the press seems to believe that we can't understand what they are saying. Like people who say you shouldn't drink dihydrogen monoxide. That's H2O or .... water.
What amazes me is how these billionaires blithely ignore the fact that outside the USA, employers are paying at least minimum wages, social security, maternity leave,health care and pensions are included and they have to pay overtime or give more hoidays, and yet - surprise! - they are still raking in profits! Funny how businesses like MacDonalds, Starbucks and so on all have to abide by the laws of the countries they operate in, but they make a profit! Could it be magic? Or could it be that this logic that they're peddling in the USA is bs?
Technicaly speaking, it is an addition to labor costs. Framing it ONLY as such is despicable capitalism, though.
The film is set on the eve of the French Revolution, and shows the corruption and callousness of the aristocrats. Those who were able to make their rivals look ridiculous, possessed 'esprit.' As Merriam Webster defines it, the term means 'vivacious cleverness or wit.' The movie’s tagline is this: "Wit opens every door."
Alright, so since no pastor alive today witnessed the s**t they preach about they're all false witnesses and therefore broke the 9th commandment.
Funny how "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" is so often and easily swept under the big hypocritical rug.
The gospel writers were actual witnesses to the events they wrote about with the exception of Luke who was a researcher/ historian for the most part. It's okay to relate what actual witnesses have testified to. Just don't make sh*t up.
Tanks the entire Bible, actually, but don't tell Pastor John....
Looking at my firstborn bunny who only eats apples if I cut them into smaller pieces first...
Dawww. My kitty refuses to eat any foods that aren't fish.
Load More Replies...Hey, I helped deliver my firstborn dog when we fostered his mom. That baby gets anything he wants.
THIS! One of my cats had surgery to remove stones from his bladder this morning. That's what I get for feeding him cheap Costco cat food. Never again. Both cats will eat a special urinary tract care diet from now on. (He is out of surgery and I pick him up this afternoon, btw. Poor guy has to be crated and wear a cone for 2 weeks.)
My cat is on the urinary prescription food. It comes in two kinds, but she's only willing to eat the fish one.
Load More Replies...Since I can't father children, then my Companions (four legged) serve as my offspring, and are probably better mannered to boot.
Ah, man if only we had cared sooner 😪 As a child into a young adult we had two family dogs who ended up being full of cancerous tumors. As an early-30's adult now, all 3 of our dogs are in a whole food diet that I make from home with added vitamins and minerals so that they stay strong and healthy. Now I understand how all of our dogs growing up ended with cancer, it's the ONLY thing that makes sense! We were feeding them dry kibble full of "meat" that could have died from disease, found on the side of the road, died from poisoning, etc along with random body parts and questionable fillers and extremely low to no standards. I wish I could have saved my fur family as a child, but what i can do now is make sure that the ones I have today are being fed real, healthy, whole foods and regular vaccinations ❤️
Garbage in, garbage out - I'd much rather feed my pets well and avoid vet costs than buy rubbish for them. Course mine are family members and will NEVER find themselves 'dumped like trash' somewhere.
I know quite a few Boomers who dress their dogs like a child, take their cat in a buggy like a small child and spoil their pets even more than their very own grandchild. Stop bashing the younger generations.
Regardless of the man / woman context, this is the best response of all.
Most of us go an entire lifetime without dropping a retort like that...
Load More Replies...This is like the "the statement on the other side of this card is false" thing!
Druckerman likens this order of society to her daughter's playground. You and everyone around you is in a competition not to look ridiculous. "When my daughter complained that a boy had insulted her during recess, I counseled her to forget about it," Druckerman writes. "She said that just wouldn't do: To save face, she had to humiliate him."
We hope. Since 2020, I can believe this is real
Load More Replies...No, please continue to be deeply offended at the comments of 8 year olds. That helps the rest of us recognize your sooner (now that Jeff's Foxworthy's idea of people wearing signs never caught on).
So, Karen, you should probably stop acting like one. And also get over yourself.
Not to mention that just because two people of biologically opposite genders (male and female) have sex and conceive, that does NOT mean those people are or were “straight”. Bisexual people exist. Pansexual people exist. And non-binary people exist. And genderfluid people exist. Many people are capable of conceiving a child. Having sex that results in pregnancy does not automatically make the genetically-contributing parties “straight”.
It's possible to have enjoyable sex with the gender a person isn't sexually attracted to. And it happens, for all sorts of reasons.
Load More Replies...Still I don't get the point. So if both my parents are bus drivers - I gotta be a bus driver?
I think the best reply to an anti-LGBTQ person was the brilliant George Takei. The troll wrote 'George Takei - you suck. To which Mr Takei replied 'and well, I am told'.
Add in that bisexual people (you know the B in LGBTQ) can still conceive fully naturally.
Speaking as a queer person, I do understand the basics of reproductive biology. And I really don’t recall ever hearing any of my fellow LGBTQ+ folx trying to argue that straight relationships shouldn't exist.
Homophobic people think gay folks hate them, for some reason. Project much?
Load More Replies...That whole "ask for consent" statement needs to be amended... "ask for AND GET consent".
Going outside while being visibly queer is a terrifying proposition these days.
One of my oldest, closest friends is a trans woman and I worry about her every day.
Load More Replies...They're just some good ole boys, Never meanin' no harm, beats all you never saw, but they've been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Load More Replies...If a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife (Prince Philip).
Idk. My husband and I have been together almost 25 years, and he still opens car doors for me. Not every single time. But sometimes. I don't ever expect him to, nor am I in any way offended if he doesn't. But when he does, I think it's sweet.
Load More Replies...It's the getting out we still struggle with... This damn firewall is working against us!
As first-wave GenX, I literally laughed out loud when I heard my mum say that "gentleman open car doors for women." (I was six, our car was huge, and tthought she meant something like women's hands aren't strong enough to open car doors.
So if we're doomed to always be on our toes and have witty comebacks ready on the go, how do we make them land? Belina Raffy, a business improvisation consultant, told the BBC that it's best to respond to an insult in a positive way. She says that toxic banter turns the environment sour for every employee.
Maybe "Money from the government" needs a rephrasing. "Money from societal contribution" to be used for empathy or abuse.
"Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free" ;-)
Load More Replies...Did they seriously just suggest daily prostitution as a retirement plan?
What a naive view of the world that every woman could command $100 for intercourse, every day, let alone the physical and mental toll it would take on her.
A working brain is required for it to take a mental toll.
Load More Replies...I hate this expression, but, unironically he has the word palm in his user name. That's probably what gets the most action in his bedroom.
"Palm Her" made me disregard anything he was about to post
Load More Replies...Sorry, I said a response up a few spots was the best of all entries. I admit I was badly mistaken. THIS response is the best.
Is it bad that my first thought was that $100 sounds cheap and not that prostitution is bad?
I know people working full time jobs that make less than $36,500 a year. 10 minutes of shagging a day for $36 doesn't seem that bad in comparison. Heck, shag two dudes a day and you've hit $73k, which is more than most teachers make.
That's true for Carson too; if he f**k one guy a day for $100, he'll get $36 500 too.
Imagine showing potentially everyone with Internet access that you somehow managed to skip over multiplication in the 3rd and 4th grades!
Could it possibly have something to do with slow walkers often not having somewhere to be? You're probably happier when you're in no hurry than when you are. Correlation does not equal causation.
I'm a retired slowpoke, but I walk to the side, so people that have agendas, can get to them.
I'm delivering parcels and despair of slowly ambling crowds in the touristy parts of my hometown ("sorry, 'scuse me, apologies....")
Instead of being mean, says Raffy, try to reveal the "ridiculousness of the situation" and don't make the antagonist the bad guy. It's best to turn them into the "victim" of the circumstances. What are some examples? "If a colleague says, 'This project is going nowhere fast,' you could say, 'At least it's going and I intend to steer it in the right direction,'" Raffy suggests.
Europeans didn't colonize America, they conquered it by committing genocide on the people who were already here.
If the government wants to give reparations the Native Americans are the ones that should get it.
Load More Replies...That's shocking - history is taught in the US as if Native Americans won't be reading the text books??
This needs MORE UPVOTES I'm living in a region where 30% of the population is THE ORIGINAL population. Like they are traced back over 10 thousand years. I just moved here in May. It's astounding...like huge respect. It gets to be -60c here...these folks are the OGs, massive respect
Yeah but, the original owners weren't doing anything with it. White settlers needed hotels and Club Meds , and restaurants and factories and cars.
Brilliant! I'd like to hear what mark he got for that answer and whether he was apologized to for having that insensitive tripe of a question on the test. Alas, I'm thinking it was met with a 'x' and no apology.
so does 'Murica! burgers and guns! PLEAASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
Load More Replies...As a resident of Michigan, I can confirm. But, we're finally getting things back on track and coming out of the dark ages (16 years of republican governors). Go Gretch!!
I do like your Gov quite a bit, I hope she goes higher, the country needs energetic, younger people with strong morals and good ideas on the national stage- but I know Michigan needs her.
Load More Replies...And Rome had no horse in national politics. The myth is just that, a myth.
Rome was better because, from time to time, they chose to unalive corrupt politicians. We reelect them...
unlike CA where potholes eat cars... and our gas taxes are supposed to take care of that problem..
Rather a long time after the roman empire fell, people lean about it in history and visit the remnants... When the American and other such empires fall, we might learn about it trying to understand the next version of 'American pie'
That's just down right brilliant. I am equal parts Confused and Impressed...
You'll get to travel to unique foreign lands. You'll get to meet unique foreign people. And you'll get to kill them to fuel the military industrial complex.
I keep getting emails telling me about how West Point Military Academy will give me a free education. I’m disqualified from serving in the US Army for at least 10 reasons, but free education is certainly tempting.
Yup, recruiters goal is to get you in nearly by any means necessary lol
Load More Replies...I didn't - spent 10 yrs at March AFB... did travel some but not on this alleged level.
I still find this one funny. Honest and I bet Paul Felder also had to laugh about the response.
I'm sure he did, Paul strikes me as one of the more laid back UFC fighter/commentators.
Load More Replies...So the response to someone having a different opinion is to threaten violence?!
I like how they sometimes leave out articles. Instead of "I'm going to the hospital" it's "I'm going to hospital." My son has a slight British accent from watching Peppa Pig. He will say holiday instead of vacation. He will call a popsicle an ice lolly. I think it's great. 😆
Well I never, I didn’t realise we did that! It’s actually a bit chavy to leave it out in some instances, for example, “I’m goin’ Elephant” instead of “I’m going to the Elephant and Castle.” My niece does it in an apparent attempt to sound cool! Now I’m wondering what else we do it with…?
Load More Replies...Country to popular belief only a small part of the country drops it's t's the rest of us speak English normally
I was going to say the same thing. There are so many dialects in British English, Most of them speak very well, with elocution that would make americans scratch their heads. Plus, travel to different parts of america and you will hear a lot of different accents and dialects. Go up and down the east coast and you would think you're in a different country
Load More Replies...Yeah we British should pronounce our ts like the Americans do. Let’s put the pedal to the medal on this. Let’s up the Anny. Let’s relax and watch twenny four. Ok butty. Oh no that’s the English word. Over in America it got pronounced buddy.
Aaah yes, the socialist funding structure of the US Army and the USPS.... Shhhh...don't tell the GOP.
The USPS hasn't gotten tax money since the 1970's. It runs completely on revenue from postage, PO Boxes, and advertisers. In the early 2000's, some "geniuses" in Congress decided the USPS needed to prefund its pension plan to have $ to cover 70 years of pension payments, something no other corporation or government agency has ever had to do. That means, they have to fund pensions for people that have not even been born yet! If the USPS did not have to make million dollar balloon payments at the end of each fiscal year, it would be completely solvent. (Spoken as a former USPS employee.)
Load More Replies...Although the military has actually lost over $1T, as in we have no idea where that $1T is
actually, no one i know hates usps, and most of them are a s****y bunch!
I hate the USPS. They refuse to deliver to my community. UPS does. Fed Ex does. USPS takes our stuff and holds it in a back office for a week and then puts a tag in our box and then closes at 4:30 so it's almost impossible to get packages sent through them.
Load More Replies...I have never thought of this issue in that manner. Although I suspect a fair number of people DO think the US military "loses" $750b per year.
Government provides a service; let's say health care, education, roads, ... That service provides healthily, educated employees, which in turn allows the business and the nation to be more profitable. How is success of this judged? Government doesn't tax businesses enough to cover the cost of the services, and as such runs a deficit. Which the politicians use as an excuse to cut those services. They also claim that the government will default on its loans. Governments that print their money never run out of money! The real test is if the country's GDP can support the spending. You have cooperations with insane valuations, and somehow, they can't afford to pay for the services that made them that insane valuation.
USPS is the only Federal Public Service not federally funded. They do not receive tax payer money. The messed up thing is that it is also the only one actually written into our Constitution.
Ahhhh so the fact there is no real competition to lose to has absolutely nothing to do with it. Absolutely makes sense
Not exactly the same. Stamp sales were suppposed to cover the cost so the line in the national budget would be -0-
Although it appears that the Pentagon DOES literally lose money on a regular basis, according to their own records!
for your head on account of how often you banged it on the desk?
Load More Replies...As a former waitress I applaud restaurants that defend themselves against ignorant trash.
how DARE the restaurant expect karen to actually read the MENU before ordering!!!!
It really isn’t true for all or probably even most men. Men definitely do not care to talk to every woman that approaches. There’s nothing complicated about that in the slightest.
Load More Replies...I mean if a tree started talking to me I'd certainly be interested. And possibly call an ambulance.
I'd probably ask "how's the weather was up there?"...Or "how's it hangin?"...Then get slapped by a tree branch..
Load More Replies...I can promise you that a girl can fancy a boy and him not be interested. This myth that males will feel romantic towards any female that shows interest is simply untrue.
That is true, but that isn't to say that an average girl wouldn't have a chance. Like all things it will just depend on if they hit it off or not and what each are really looking for. One thing that is 100% is that if you don't take the chance, you have a 0% chance of it happening.
Load More Replies...Just so you Pandas know, I'm now dating a Willow because she asked me out. She has a great personali-tree with the added bonus of junk in the trunk XP
Ugly is below average though but you’re probably not actually even ugly.
Load More Replies...Ha... I must be faaaaaar more below average than I thought. This is a depressing revelation.
Same, I'm married now but I've shot my shot lots of times and gotten turned down.
Load More Replies...Well she said give them a chance. He said they would talk to a tree. So not the same imo
That’s definitely not true. Plenty of men turn women down all the time and not just married men. Men have standards too.
Idk why you were downvoted for speaking the truth, take my upvote
Load More Replies...The economics of government is just way above some people's heads... Actually, so is regular economics!
or logic. or intelligent thought of any kind. or empathy. or science. character and humane values...
Load More Replies...The police force is reported running on Dunkin products (well, walking, not running, and not too fast)
I'm pretty sure the 'taxation is theft and the military protects us' idiot is 100% a trump voter. It takes a special grade of F*****G STUPID to compare the two.
just like the USPS, utilities, phone, sheriff, PD, CHP, FD, mayors office etc.... seriously? where do you think it comes from?? (my hubs has the same problem... shaking my head yet again)
Maybe they think the military fund themselves by selling cookies, the way the girl scouts do?
So you kinda matter-ish, we don’t love you that much, and you’re only moderately attractive in a good light?
Haha, not here BK!!! We just increased our minimum wage from $15 to $16, and for some professions it’s $20! That’s nowhere near perfect, but it’s improvement! Suck it, big corporations!!!
In theory, housing costs should only be 1/3 of your take home earnings. If you worked full time at 40 hours a week, you would gross $1280.00 a month. Take out taxes, insurance, etc., so let's say net pay is $1000 a month. This means your housing cost should only be ~$333 a month. Of course, BK (and other fast food) mostly has part time positions, your housing cost should be even less at this pay rate. In order to be able to survive, you would have to live in a dumpster of an apartment with a minimum of 4 other adults if they, too, were making the same amount monthly.
If it's the Burger King by my house, that's $6 too much for what they do. (They always pretend to be closed and sit in the lobby playing on phones)
Although guys.You really are worth it.Thought some people needed to hear that.Do not stay in a place where you are not valued.
Those are not large garages, for America. I worked on plenty of new construction McMansions with 3-7 car garages. I was a roofer in east county San Diego, when I was 18-19.
Load More Replies...Nobody these days can even afford a garage, much less a house for it to be attached to!
I can't even afford a car, never mind a place to store one.
Load More Replies...And I don't have generationally wealthy parents to get me started with hundreds of thousands of interest-free dollars I will never have to pay back.
I could start a garage industry too, if my parents fronted me over a quarter of a million dollars.
Interestingly people don't realize these companies were started by average people who were not super rich or privileged, proving that anyone can do it.
Not everyone has parents withh 300k to invest in your garage scheme (Bezos). Google already surpassed the million dollar border before they acquired the garage. And Apple outgrew the garage before actually going big. These guys were not as average as myth likes to pretend. For these four garage schemes that succeeded there are thousands who fail, sometimes from lack of money, from ill timing, from any kind of mismanagement, or sheer bad luck. If anyone COULD do it every house would have five garages, there would be far more millionaires and far less myth about it. https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/apple-didnt-start-garage-google-hp-amazon/
Load More Replies...But it’s the houses where mum and dad lived who funded these garage genius’.
Maybe if you cover your face with a mask you might get some action to
It's totally normal to obsess over how much sex other guys are having, everyone! lmao
Let's not forget that correlation doesn't mean causation. I love how pseudoscientists always forget about it. Run a t test as well my dude to see if there's anything in it, or an ANOVA if you have more independent variables with different levels, to see interactions, correlation in it self doesn't say anything, only that it has a relationship. Is it a negative, or positive correlation though? Lol. There's a correlation between people getting eaten by sharks and the amount of consumed ice cream on the beach as well, but you can't just go ahead and say sharks eat people who ate ice cream, or sharks want ice cream too so they eat people who ate ice cream lol... 🤦😂
I think the OP is a functional something, but BoredPanda doesn't allow bad words ...
Video games make me forget everything that is going on in my life (I am going through a hard time) and unlike alcohol it doesn’t f**k up most of my organs and cost a f*****g ton of money
I hope you’re better soon. I know I’m a bit late, but I hope you’re ok.
Load More Replies...I'm an actual alcoholic in recovery. 2-3 hours a week?? Yeah buddy same spiritual level as an active alcoholic
No idea why you are downvoted. Also congrats on recovering!
Load More Replies...Ouch! Does anyone else smell smoke because that burn was fire!
I play video games as escapism, but so is exploiting people for wealth, alcohol, drugs, women, fast cars, oversea travel, sports, books, news, friends, work, day trips, good food...
For the original question. Because it is my last name. You don't need another reason.
It's the wrong question. The real question is: why should we? In my opinion, it would be best if both took a double name with their respective birth name first. Every argument they make for a woman taking her man's name is far more valid for that option. But I still think everyone should decide for themselves what they want to do
Load More Replies...Weird question. What's the reasoning behind men who won't take their wife's last name?
My name is rare and I'm emotionally attached to it. Will do a double name though.
Because this was the name I was given at birth and I don't understand why I should have to change it because of a life event. I don't change it when I move into a new house, start a new job, have kids, etc.
I think it is because women are more recognized as individuals in their own right and not as property owned by their spouse.
because his last name is 13 letters long, and mine is only 5 letters long... just seems easier
Kevin Sorbo is the guy famous for playing Hercules in the '90s TV series. He has since gone a little funny in the head and believes some very strange things.
It's funny, on the show he played kind of the original super hero muscle head, but he played Hercules as sensible and level headed. Maybe he's a much better actor than we give him credit for
Load More Replies...I will never understand the thing with communism americans have. Do they believe some mysterious communists attack america, the strongest army in the world, and conquer it if every redneck doesn't own a bunch of guns? Or do they thing most americans suddenly feel like communism, and vote them into power? I just can't make it make sence...
We Americans require a communist bogey man to distract us from the hëll that is capitalism.
Load More Replies...I always thought kevin sorbo looked like white the rock with less muscles and hair
Kevin Sorbo is a washed up one hit wonder. Why would anyone engage him in debate of this nature?
Because not everyone has a job where they sit behind a desk and the biggest mess they have to deal with is a little salad dressing on their tie.
Every now and then I do, and usually someone at work asks me if I am going to a funeral later.
I do bathe occasionally...and wearing that getup would just drip all over and I wouldn't get very clean.
I actually had a coworkers complain about 'the government' using facial recognition to find criminals who participated in the trump insurrection as he whined about fascism. He's a courier who has worked for a multinational delivery for more than a decade so the company has all his driving info on file. I told him "dude you know you have a driver's licence, right? That means they know your height, weight and home address". He just kinda stared at me for a minute before he walked away.
I love it when someone tries to say something profound and wind up being profoundly stupid.
It's actually not a bad way to cook salmon. It's not a great way, but a healthy and simple dinner in 3 minutes. Fish will be nice and flaky.
.... I take it.... people still don't quite believe that stuff actually can be **cooked** in a microwave, not simply reheated? As far as I know... and have eaten-and-not-died... it's true. So......... ?
It CAN be cooked in the micro wave, over cooked and raw in different locations. Grill or oven is much better.
Load More Replies...One Thanksgiving my oven died so I was able to cook an eight pound turkey in a microwave with an oven bag. It was delicious and thoroughly cooked.
yikes. yeah. Microwave? The horror! Stephen, I love ya, man... but cooking salmon by nuking? Maybe on a re-heat for left-overs if you live alone.
Do you eat the paper towels, or what? Please don't write a cookbook Mr. King.
I am willing to tray this if he says what happens to the damp paper towels first.
If I were supposed to cook my own meals, DoorDash, etc., would not have been invented. I cooked for 4 husbands - I AM DONE.
Uh oh, you're trying to use sense or logic on a vaccine denier? It is astounding how ineffective that method is (although "I" think your example is brilliant). Well done.
One of the best reasons to add poison to your food is because the government mandates that manufacturers don't do it. So please anti-whateverthefovernmensays-people, add poison to your food!
Nothing like dying an ugly death, and taking grandma with you, to own the libs.
The best way to vaccinate this sort of people is strictly forbid vaccines. They'd go to buy them on the black market to f*ck the system for sure
I like a little softness when I hug a man. I don't want the feeling of hugging a bag of rocks.
Load More Replies...Channing Tatum has said the way he had to eat, basically starving himself, to get the way he looked for “Magic Mike” was unhealthy.
Yeah the venn diagram of Shrek audiences and Magic Mike's is absolutely bursting in the middle
Same. It used to irk my dad bod ex to no end. "What do you see in these skinny dyíng fückers?!" Edit: sp
Load More Replies...Hey....you just hurt my great great great great grandfather's feelings....
Like so many other religions, Muslims also have less draconian sects. Quit stereotyping.
Hmmm, just how many of us (of any religion) were born dressed, do you think?
He was probably more surprised the last hundred or so times that he woke up
Load More Replies...I maintain he was dead for years before his date of death. Look at him there and tell me thats not his corpse... or the cryptkeeper.
At 99, you don't need a reason. You can just say, "I'm not wearing that tux and you can't make me."
If I sit there (in a bar or anywhere) reading a book I specifically don't want anyone to "like" me
If I ever see anyone reading a book at a bar, I actually have a quiet respect for them! Looks like a chill way to spend some time.
Load More Replies...Sometimes I want to look at four different walls and have a drink. If you don’t like me, great! Maybe you’ll leave me alone.
I sometimes wear my earbuds without anything playing just so people don’t talk to me (guy)
If we we're there reading we don't give two shites what you degenerate alcoholics think.
When it comes to Christians Against Science... Proving it and changing their minds are not the same act.
Oh no! Another attempted use of common sense and science and such voodoo. We all know that God put lead in the dinosaur bones when he buried them 4000 years ago.
He doesn't even have his own myth right. The 4000 year figure comes from a 16th century bishop who calculated that the universe was created 4000 years before the birth of Christ. Even if he was right, that would make the earth 6000 years old, not 4000.
Load More Replies...Sadly wrong, for two reasons: 1. Most lead, like most elements, was not created on Earth. 2. Most lead., like most elements, was created in extreme (nuclear reaction) conditions, not as a result of 'natural' decay of heavier elements.
Right, most lead in universe was created in small stars, much like our Sun, when they go from red giant to white dwarf phase.
Load More Replies...It's not quite that simple. There are 4 stable isotopes of lead, 3 of which are the end results of radioactive decay series, and one of which is not. It is referred to as primordial, meaning it was created in a star just like the uranium. So the mere existence of lead proves nothing. But the ratios of the various isotopes of uranium, its decay products and lead are regularly used to date very old rocks. It is these elements and their isotopes which have proved that the earth is 4.5 billion years old.
The Bible does not state how old the Earth is. The creative days were not literal 24 hour days. God is a being who does not perceive time as we do. Psalm 90:4; 2 Peter 3:8.
Young earth creationists are only slightly less stupid than flat earthers.
Why do you consider flat earthers more stupid? Aren't they equally stupid?
Load More Replies...The honest name for the group would be, "PRETEND Christians Against Science."
It's a bread tag. Remove slices of bread. Twirl plastic to keep air out. Place this plastic doohickey over the twirled bit to stop it untwirling. Fresh bread.
Load More Replies...I LOVE Michael McKean! Been a fan since L&S, been a mega fan since This Is Spinal Tap.
Pardon me, but most of my baked goods come with these to secure the wrapper. This is good old analog bakery.
Yes, that's a jerk response to a reasonable question.
Load More Replies...A woman gets onto a city bus and sees all the seats are full. She says loudly, "You'd think there was one gentleman on this bus who would give his seat to a tired, pregnant woman!" After a couple awkward seconds, a man stands up. The woman thanks him and sits down. The man thinks hmmm, she doesn't look that pregnant. He asks, "I hope this isn't too rude, but how far along are you?" "About 20 minutes, that's why I'm so tired."
Load More Replies...I wish he'd go back to being Geralt. Nothing against Liam Hemsworth though, I just got used to Cavill.
Load More Replies...Maybe ... he could wear his underwear inside his pants. It could be an option.
Here's what NOT to do: conflate the story of an orphaned baby who crashed to Earth with illegal economic migrants stealing people's identities to work in America.
Oklahoma City. Charlottesville. Pulse nightclub. January 6th. I can go on.
What happened? I know nothing of events ever. Can you explain please?
Load More Replies...I think he got this backwards. It's the right that insists the people have a god - given right to own military firearms and use them at will on anyone they don't like.
The guns used for Olympic sports are low caliber and have almost no kick to them.
She didn't win gold because of the way she holds it, she won gold because of talent. The rest of us should still use two hands. Also, don't play guitar left handed; you are not Jimi Hendrix.
I am left handed though. Don't play guitar right handed; you're not Chet Atkins
Load More Replies...I don’t think he was upset by them. He just seems like he’s sexually turned off by them.
Load More Replies...Honestly I find the 'burn' worse. I do have tattoos and approve of them. Still it's perfectly okay if others don't like the looks of my tattoos and tell me they prefer not to see them. As long as that's all they say that's fine. Everyone is entitled to have an opinion on aesthetics. Including mine. All I'd answer is: well, I like them and it's my body. You do you, I do I. Live and let live. Not every comment is an attack, just because it conveys an opinion that differs from mine.
I appreciate your attempt at common sense. But people who are so deranged regarding vaccines are never going to be affected by math and science and the common sense stuff. I really wish I had something wise and profound to say and help, but I don't.
How about this? It is a extremely harsh take. People who are opposed to vaccines, especially for their own children, are the most totally MF'ing selfish people in the world. Explanation: No competent person has ever denied that there is some risk to getting a vaccine. But that risk is worth it because the actual diseases treated with vaccines are clearly worse. And the herd immunity significantly helps those too young or unable to get a vaccine. But what if you can get the benefits of the herd immunity without accepting the risk to YOUR loved ones? Anti-vaxxers have done their "research" (code - read biased sh*t on the interent) but almost certainly do understand herd immunity. Thus, they are purposefully taking stupid positions (because the positions are too stupid to be real) in order to gain the herd immunity for THEIR children with accepting any of the risk other people take to enable the immunity. Conclusion: The most MF'ing selfish people in the world.
Load More Replies...They're not useless. They're good for cutting edges, grinding, and polishing. The high heat transfers and low thermal expansion make them good for some heat spreader roles, they've also got useful optical properties.
Load More Replies...Then give me your useless diamonds. They have resale value.
first of all, diamond have an artificially inflated value engineered by DeBeers, et al...
I'm writing please see CV in all the boxes because I don't have time to fill it out again
Jewelry seems to be innately human, but diamonds are for suckers, imo. "Archaeologists found 33 snail shell beads in Morocco's Bizmoune Cave. The world's earliest known piece of jewellery has been found by archaeologists, who say the 150,000-year-old beads may have been worn as earrings or on a necklace."-Artnet News.
That’s like saying wearing blue or having short hair is for suckers. Most people don’t buy a certain style because of its value. They buy it because it looks pretty. Gold and diamonds look way cooler to me than rubies and amethysts and opals. They’re more versatile and match more outfits, less prone to breaking too.
Load More Replies...Looks like the De Beers' promotional campaign to convince people they "need" a diamond engagement ring is finally wearing off.
Because sooner or later one generation would at last realize they're a useless waste of money.
On a related note, am I the only one who would have gone bum over breakfast if I’d tried to run full tilt down a bunch of stairs in heels? And am I the only one who wants a version where she does fall down the stairs and the prince helps her and her clothes change back and she tells him what’s going on and he’s a bro and lets her stay with him and gets his guards to throw the stepbītches in the dungeon and “And she was STAYING AT HIS PLACE!” ensues?
Also why didn't the prince ask what her name was? And Im sticking with he evil fairy godmother theory I mean she could've showed up at any point in Cinderellas abusive childhood but instead leaves it until Cinderella can legally leave anyway. And why is her solution to seeing a young girl being forced into slave labour to give her shoes and a dress and hope she gets a husband? Clothes and men don't solve all the world's problems
imagine how much time she wouldve saved if she told the prince her name, it seems pretty likely that they spent several hours dancing
If I'm earning 40k a month, suicide is going to be a long way over the horizon.
Not true it's kind of why they're prone to suicide. They work their asses off. I was engineering got really put off by the 80-100 hr work week, sometimes you never got to go home and you just lived at the office. That's no life. I left and switched to psychology.
Load More Replies...The really important point that has been missed here is she said Engineers get paid 40k a MONTH just to intern.
Yes meaning they are not full time employed with benefits, they are on probation basically and yeah they get paid its hard work
Load More Replies...Most engineers love what they do. Ever ask an engineer a question. They will give an amazing answer.
So people pay you for some wrapped meat? (Sorry, I couldn't resist)
Load More Replies...My body is a temple - except it has been deconsecrated and turned into a carpet warehouse
That gives me the vision of a forklift transporting giant rolls of carpet into your warehouse XD
Load More Replies...Mine is that empty shop on the corner with the “opening spring of 2017!” sign still in the window.
It's like that one guy who solved 2+2 in the most complicated way possible
Quicker way to get 8 - take infinity and rotate the cartesian plane 90 degrees.
Also, flip the last two digits on the top and it really does equal exactly 8.
Lol I actually had one in the 90s...red plaid, flannel hoodie with a front pocket. I wish I still had it. Comfy af
Load More Replies...On December 3, 1992, the first SMS text message in history is sent: Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old engineer, uses a personal computer to send the text message “Merry Christmas” via the Vodafone network to the phone of a colleague
Besides we should just stop the bs everyone looks at every one the photos you post, some out of interest some out of boredom, it's not weird or stalkery is literally right there you posted them you wanted ppl to see, this isn't 1998 when you'd have to do some weird deep dive to access, that's stalking nowadays it's just social media like reading a newspaper
One of my favorite YouTube channels is called "Worst Games Ever". I enjoy watching people play terrible games I'd never play.
I watch people play Rust because I do not have the time to play a wipe. I prefer other people to have an epic time, then condense it all down to 45 minutes for me.
My least favorite TV program is called 'Gogglebox' It's set up to watch people who are watching TV and hear what they think and say about it. I could literally just speak to my partner about what's on instead of watching this. Kudos to whoever came up with the idea though. Super cheap, really simple and must've been one hell of a salesperson to get someone to put money into such a b******t idea..
always at night, right before you go to bed, and then you can't sleep
Load More Replies...Yup, because c'mon, you don't want to be known as Broke-cula now, do you?
Yes, this and compound interest coupled with living for centuries. $1,000 invested properly would be $2m after 100 years. Wait another 100 years and it will be $4b. And those numbers have been adjusted for inflation. There's a reason Einstein called compound interest the 8th wonder of the world.
Load More Replies...Idiots. You hire someone to make investments for you and a lawyer to manage things. Being a vampire doesn't bother people like that.
"Over paid, over sexed, and over here". - About American soldiers stationed in Britain during WWII.
Never overpaid. Oversexed in a time of war? It may be their last day alive. When your job description is you might die a horrible death and you will see horrible things you need to live to the fullest.
Load More Replies...That is classic Musk for you. When he promised Hyperloop will work? 2018 or so? And self-driving cars, that is "gonna happen next year" since 2019 I think? Probably he is not so bright.
Load More Replies...What can't we predict... Hmmm well, how about a prediction about a certain POS billionaire who is going to be penniless in two years... then we can finally get on with things.
Bastard tried to get me fired from my job back in the mid-90's for something HE did wrong. I'd PAY to watch him being eaten alive by alligators!
Load More Replies...Wikipedia says "PragerU was founded in 2009 by conservative radio talk show host Dennis Prager and radio producer/screenwriter Allen Estrin, in order to advocate for conservative views and to offset what Prager regards as the undermining of college education by the left." In more recent years, they've developed a Christian based curriculum for use in schools.
Load More Replies...because she can stick her tongue out, clearly deserves it
Load More Replies...A heart wrenching story about a girl who couldn't fit her tongue in her mouth. A truly epic tale on personal growth and resilience. Coming soon.
My brother is a good father, when his eldest daughter went to Europe with a friend, he advised her every time she took a photo with her tongue out, to take one just the same but with it in, because her future self will thank her
What is it with that piece of meat hanging out of her face anyways? She looks like a mouth breather.
Gen X here. When I was growing up, "influencers" were called the "popular group" and most of them (not all) were either mean or annoying, or both. I guess nothing changes except the title.
Pronouns this woman used to make that statement. "I" (several times), everyone, your, we. These people don't know what pronouns are do they?
My MIL, when asked to elaborate about the "woke mob" she was complaining about, said, "I don't know what it is, I just know I don't like it!"
Load More Replies...the only thing society woke up to is that there needed to be a better way to address people rather than the B&W, binary provincial method that was insensitive and arrogant.
But the “creator economy’’s” product couldn’t be made without the existence of the Netflix one?
So…children…should not…act out scenes from their favourite shows…during…their designated play time…? Is that what you’re trying to say here?
Anime is diverse. Some of it is most definitely *not* for kids.
Load More Replies...She organized a protest of transgendered bathrooms at a US college. One of the protesters wore a diaper. She also denies the Holocaust if you need another reason not to give her name any value in the Google search algorithm.
Load More Replies...Y E S S S Treat your children with kindness, dignity, respect, and empathy, and they will grow up to to be functionally awesome members of the world.
We need less AITAs and more of these. It's actually entertainment
EVERY SINGLE ONE of the first 20 had been on BP at least a dozen times.
Load More Replies...I'm left wondering how many times Bored Pandas will see the exact same jokes repeated again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again before they stop up-voting while saying to themselves "Oooh! I love this joke because it reinforces my political opinions"
We need less AITAs and more of these. It's actually entertainment
EVERY SINGLE ONE of the first 20 had been on BP at least a dozen times.
Load More Replies...I'm left wondering how many times Bored Pandas will see the exact same jokes repeated again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again before they stop up-voting while saying to themselves "Oooh! I love this joke because it reinforces my political opinions"
