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Seeing a good clapback is always satisfying. It's witty, has an element of justice, and can defend against unnecessary insults. The funnier it is, though, the more effective. We don't only want justice, we want to make the comeback sting more with a joke.

There is an X (Twitter) page that collects this sort of humor. People online say all sorts of things. And there's no shortage of wannabe comedians or just people with a well-developed funny bone online as well. Clever Comebacks is the place where one can find some witty roasts. So we invite you to scroll through our selection from this X page and tell us your own stories of clapping back in style.

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Miki
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally a good one. I hope it will go up from 45th place.

Jeff White
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely wear the clown shoes. Please.

TheGoodBoi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oo oo oo the ones that honk when stepping!

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Lynn Morello
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Big Fluffy Clown Shoes are not Compulsory.

Mickie Shea
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting that many clowns have masked their faces. Wear the mask, clown.

Damy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's not enough ice in the world to heal that burn!

wHiTeOuT!
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have trouble breathing when I wear a mask and I didn't leave home during covid bc my father wouldn't let me

Jason Moskovitch
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Twit: "I can't breathe when I wear a mask." Me: "My 95 yr old father with COPD can wear a mask with no problem. What's your real excuse?"

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa! Nice comeback

    Blue
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    AnnaRachelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao! Fellow disabled person here,I had to read it twice! Utterly stunned. Ignorant pratt

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, that's exactly what a wearwolf would say.

    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lycanthropy can be considered a disability.

    Zoey Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe we are...🐺🌚

    Natalia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a disgusting thing to even think.

    SheHulk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oldie and goodie!

    Octavia Hansen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe some people think that handicapped people are only handicapped during office hours -- don't need special parking for evenings, weekends and holidays.

    LuckyPineapple
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he need to park in handicapped parking outside of business hours? lol

    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question is what is a clown like Daniel doing out after circus hours.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already done thanks to Obama. Seriously my roommate is diabetic and when he got on ACA his insulin went from $500 per month to $50 per month. He literally cried he was so happy.

    Josephine Blogs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad Insulin is free in my country. Hopefully it eventually will be in USA too.

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Biden capped insulin at $35 for Medicare patients. It went into effect New Years Day." Copied from another post .... actual policy enactment worth repeating.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't just insulin. They need to do all the supplies: needles, syringes, meters, lancets, test strips, pen needles...and not just insulin vials, but insulin pens are what is really expensive. I've worked for a retail pharmacy for 23 years, and it is shameful. The price gouging is just evil greed. The government's inability, or inaction, to control Big Pharma is disgraceful. Even Medicare D is a travesty, but then that is what you get when you allow the insurance industry to design it...which happened during W.'s administration, if you're wondering.

    Smitin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I walked into work one day during the lockdown, and I was tasked with taking masks out of a box that said “Made in China” and put them into a box that said “Made in Canada”. I told them it wasn’t cool and walked out.

    Impasta (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of it, because if you mean the money they're making I agree

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    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who can't afford health plans with Rx discounts, medications are too expensive. Paying for meds out of pocket will bankrupt someone. People with depression are getting more depressed and having to go on stronger meds. The whole system here just makes you want to hide in your house all day.

    Kerrie Gamble
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Ireland insulin is 100 % free for diabetics. My Mam even got a grant recently for 5 free solar panels as she has a diabetic child living under her roof

    Laura
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the cost of EpiPens.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the GOP had less than nothing to do with fixing either problem.

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    How many of us would want to be able to come up with witty comebacks on the spot? How often do most of us wonder how to clap back in the moment? Not an hour, a day, or a week later. The secret to a great comeback, according to a theater artistic director, is focusing, really focusing, on what the other person is saying.

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    Abigail Paul, the artistic director at the Theatre Language Studio (TLS) in Frankfurt, told the BBC in 2016 that you can't really plan a good comeback. It's like improv on stage in that regard – you work with what the other person is giving you. Paul claims that people think faster than other people speak. That gives them time to come up with a witty answer.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're mixing up Atheists with Vegans

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So tell me what vegan jewelry sculptures and monuments look like? Yeah you can't

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh at this every time. I think the atheists only tell that person because they want them to stop preaching about their own religion

    Little Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And kill each other over slight differences in the interpretation of how to be an Atheist

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they tell you to read the holy book about atheism.

    Julie Chamberlin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget that massive atheist death toll.

    Tiffany Marie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised more people aren't athiests now. I did my time. 12 years growing up in a fundamental church cult. It's all about power and control. Narcissistic pastor who spent all the money given on Hawaii trips and Rolex watches. He even preached one day saying if we didn't give more he'd go to a different church that pays. Church people are so brain washed and also judgemental. The most annoying thing is they're too easily offended. "You haven't been to this church! It's the real deal!" It's NOT. Holy ghost Pentecost is a cult built on narcissism. It's like if Homelander was the Pastor. My long time friend recently texted me saying I need Jesus. She was blocked. No. I don't. I need better people who are healthy emotionally. I have had therapy, goals, sobriety ect. It's a shame as I could use CoDa which is a support group for codependency but just can't deal with the Jesus stuff.

    willow_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are on point with a lot of congregations being cult-like, judgemental, etc. But those kinds of congregations do not follow the bible and use it as their guide for life. They will be the ones to pick out verses and use them against you, and they will make unsolicited remarks about how "if only you went to church," etc. But I am a Christian, and not all of us are like that. We, as Christians, were told to love our neighbor, and even love those who hate us. We are told not to be judgemental or to gossip. We are even told that we should not condemn people. While some "Christians" are like what you describe, not all of us are.

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    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget asking body parts of past notable Atheists to grant wishes or at least to pass their messages along to nothing.

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those posts that BP seems to be contractually obliged to publish once a month.

    Z Alexi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatta bunch of concocted hooey Flora Porter typed..."Contractually obliged"~~like she knows. Get lost.

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist I approve this reply. And another thing alot of atheist don't even tell people because alot of us don't want to deal with the backlash and proselytizing that inevitably follows.

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a deeply rooted desire to not hit my face on the cliff as I fall. I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid of pain.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being all consumed by the need for likes on social media

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I encourage all "influencers" like this to try for their Darwin Award!

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule: If it's warm enough to be in a t-shirt I don't wear a wooly hat.

    Vada
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not having the life insurance policy set up yet

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But even if you had would they pay out if you suicide?

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of ability to fly.

    AnnaB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a forced perspective photo. She's actually only about two feet off the ground.

    Psycho Princess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of strength is a good reason. I know I couldn't hold someone like that and not drop them.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone got their history knowledge from the Flintstones. ;)

    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah-unh. I have photographic proof they coexisted. download-6...c91508.jpg download-6594420c91508.jpg

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the famous Bible passage about Jesus riding a dinosaur with a gun. I literally saw someone on Reddit once where they believed this was real

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    Mickie Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great answer, however I doubt the idiots will understand "65 million years ago”.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's been to that idiotic place in KY eh? Religulous was right... scary stuff

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, A.N.D! The caveman god was stronger than the dinosaur god !

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if they were alive at the same time, people surviving would be survival of the fittest, not devine providence.

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LoL hooman hadn't been created by those Rascal Anunnaki Giants yet before they wiped out the dinosaurs.

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    Paul says good listening skills come in handy when coming up with a clever comeback. For those who want to hone their listening skills, she suggests a simple game of one-word volleyball. Two people build a story by quickly adding a word as a response to what the other person just said. 

    She uses the same technique when teaching improvisation theater. "The goal is that we let go of our own ego and our own ideas because a huge part of listening is that you really have to be willing to be changed by what's being said," Paul told the BBC.

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    Baali Venomax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and apparently Luciferians. They're an offshoot of Satanism where they focus on the dark lord more. Weird right?

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, the Church of Satan is doing god's work.

    lily jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do Satanists believe in? Genuinely curious

    cugel.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason. II The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. III One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own. V Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs. VI People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused. VII Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

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    Marion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant, these guys are so whitty 😎

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    Kappy Pfeiffer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. But just like the sun and moon, it probably goes right over OP's head.

    Jessie Cain
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This demonstrates how ignorance can lead people to rely on superstition and religion to explain things they don't understand, rather than learning the science. The sun is 400 times larger than the moon but also 400 times farther away from Earth, creating a unique alignment that makes both celestial bodies appear the same size in the sky.

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’all really did some good work here! “69” upvotes on a comment that said “Lol” on a post about consent and objectification. Y’all did that on purpose didn’t you? ;D you all rock either way hahaha

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    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably thought he said some profound s**t too.

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he absolutely, Definitely, positively did !!!!

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    Cathy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love this one every time I bump into it 😂

    bakedpotato
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't people use the English language properly - what does " women be like" mean? Can someone translate please?

    Mellisa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is basically saying that's what women say

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    Bill Schroeder
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl I used to date left me for a French guy. When people would ask me where she was, or what happened, I'd just tell them in a sad voice, that she had a foreign object stuck in her throat, and they'd gasp and ask if she's okay, and I'd just smile at say, I don't know, but I'm sure he is.

    Mickie Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When dress it is to hide or display, let us not be coy. And, never touch anyone who says not too. Save you're passion for one who does want you to.

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    People begin hearing insults thrown at them in childhood. Although at that age they might seem insignificant, a child should know how to react properly. Psychiatrist Suzanne Bender, M.D., writes for Psychology Today that ignoring the other person doesn't always work. "Rude remarks without any pushback may continue, or even escalate," she added.

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    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "thoughts and prayers". Now is never the appropriate time to discuss our gun obsession.

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    I love my golden retriever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well a teacher once threw a stapler at me, hitting me in the side of the head with it, for no apparent reason and laughed hysterically for several minutes before resuming class like nothing happened … maybe we should think twice before giving them weapons in class?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uvalde. The cops just stood there while kids died. They cowered in the hallway outside the classroom while the shooter... I just can't right now. Sorry.

    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the while knowing their horrific cowardice was being filmed -- go figure...

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    HelmGrass
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just imagine a very frustrated, tired, underpaid and burned out teacher....now put a gun in his/her pocket

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    PAYING EACHERS MORE MONEY HAS NOT MADE OUR STUDENTS ANY BETTER-IN FACT, THEY HAVE MADE THINGS WORSE FOR THEMSELVES BY NOT DOING THEIR JOBS AND MINDING THEIR BUSINESS! START TAKING SOME OF THEIR PAY AWAY WHILE PUTTING THE PARENTING BACK INTO THE HANDS OF THE PARENTS-AND MANY OF THE NEW-AGE PROBLEMS WILL DISAPPEAR IMMEDIATELY! TEACHING HAS BECOME A MONEY GAME INSTEAD OF AN HONORABLE PROFESSION! THIS PROBLEM STARTED WHEN TEACHERS STARTED TRYING TO CONTROL FAMILIES AS THOUGH THEY ARE THE PARENTS. WELL, THEN START DOING THE TEACHER PARENTING THEN! OTHERWISE, STFU, DO YOUR JOBS, AND LEAVE THE PARENTING AND FAMILYING TO THE PARENTS! TEACHERS CAUSED THE PROBLEMS SO THEY NEED TO FIX THEM!

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    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk most lunch ladies I've met where angrier and scarier than terrorists

    Sian Edwards
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! Some of them could stop you in your tracks just by looking at you!

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    Roger9er
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guns to solve gun problems, yeah ok uh-huh

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, imagine if in the UK teachers were armed, there would be so much less death in school shootings . . . wait . . .

    Turanga Leela
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the premise of an interesting action movie tho...

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember how infuriating we sometimes were as kids? Imagine a teacher dealing with 30 of those, and then give them a gun. It's gonna cost more lives than it saves, lol.

    Duckie Measles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher that used to throw the chalkboard erasers at annoying students. Can't imagine if they had a loaded weapon.

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    Stacy Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the neighboring town to mine (both in a very pro-gun area), a much beloved, very popular and seemingly well-adjusted high school teacher had a bad day, went out to his truck, retrieved his hunting rifle, and held his class hostage for hours. This is the most logical outcome of arming teachers.

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to type a witty reply, but i lost in..t...e..r.....s ...........

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy people hate buzy bodies always running around trying to tell everyone else what to do!

    Preity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate pretentious lazy people.

    Mellisa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the exact problem they usually don't do anything so the rest of us have to do it instead. Deal with them at work all the time

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    Sebastián Rodríguez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the amount of rage... it might've been a printer.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG topical! Green Day changed a few lyrics last night to blast MAGA and now all of a sudden Billy J. Armstrong is "woke" and no conservatives should listen to Green Day. Umm the album is called American Idiot and MAGA isn't the target audience. Squish squish, eff your feelings etc.

    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printer. Always the printer.

    Starfish63
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, given that our dishwasher door attacked me recently, ending in a trip to A&E (me, not the dishwasher), I would join in raging against dishwashers.

    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg these people are so dumb.

    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a little rage against the stapler.

    Mark Karol-Chik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the asshats hating on Greenday for what they sang on NYE. It's like- HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO THEIR LYRICS? Geez-

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the vacuum cleaner

    Iva Kazalova
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am rolling on this one 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

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    Agreeing with the offender might work. But children should do so with humor. If a kid tells another child "You look like a grape in this shirt", the kid might retort with "Well, I love grapes and couldn’t be prouder to represent this fruit." Yet the problem with this is that it requires verbal agility and to think on one's feet. 

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no means of checking women's virginity either

    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to ask those morons to sent me a link to an official, medical site with a foto of a real human vagina with the virginity intact in comparison to a 'defiled' one. I'm still waiting for a link

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For men to have sex, and not be gay (which is clearly offensive to these people), they need to be having sec with women. But it’s not ok for women to have lots of sexual partners. Only men (according to these people). Women have to be chaste until marriage. So is there like a separate group of women that are allowed to have multiple partners, so men can have lots of sex? Otherwise, who are all these women that these men are allowed to have sex with… This argument makes no sense! There’s a lot wrong with it, but it makes no literal sense >.<

    The Other Guest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One explanation I read (and I'm paraphrasing 'cause it was quite some time ago): "Men can and should have lots of sex. But they can't have sex with women because women should remain virgins until marriage. They can't have sex with other men because that would be gay. The only thing left is for them to go f_ _ _ themselves."

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    Somebodys grandmother
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't see if a woman is virgin either!!! That shows for his IQ!

    Heather Murphy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hymen is an outdated practice. There was a study done with 16-year-olds who were with child. A lot of the women still had their hymen. So unless you believe in miracles, the whole idea is c**p.

    JoMeBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're saying there are several more immaculate conceptions/potential religions waiting to get started? Awesome!!

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quicker than explaining to him that hymens come in all shapes, sizes and thicknesses. Some women are born without a perceptible one, and at the other end of the spectrum some need surgery to remove it. The important point is that a woman's moral integrity is not dependent on her physical integrity. It tells you nothing about her character at all.

    Zoey Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAM, right in the virginity bandaid!

    Merilyn Horton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His personality is his contraception

    Nick Curtis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not like it's written in the bible that both sexes shouldn't have sex before marriage. gotta love how some Christians seem to nit pick what parts actually apply by whether they agree with them

    MP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that god wants men to sleep with other men then?

    JoMeBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily! There are also farm animals!! 🤣🤣🤣

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He cancelled the whole human race with a flood a few chapters later...

    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after that Sodom, and Gomorrha, and someone for looking over their shoulder while walking away.

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    SM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there is supposed to be this place called Hell. I think that is about as "canceled" as you can get.

    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always be amazed at the stunning lack of thinking(?) that goes in the attempt of someone of faith to use logic or examples to fortify their arguments that are explicitly stated should be taken on faith. Unfortunately twisted.

    eame
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's right there in their beliefs. You have to have "faith", because logic would mean you see it for the farce it is.

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cancelled an aramaic preacher man for talking about one god and benevolence

    LeiLah
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    1 year ago

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    Thank you for the pronoun!

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people might say that the concept of God was an early attempt to be able to cancel people who had different beliefs and habits.

    Appalachian Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I think it began as a way to explain things like where the sun goes at night and what happens when you die, but then things got out of hand when some people decided they could turn it to their own advantage.

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    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it cancel culture protestors only stand up for predators and racists? Meanwhile they ban books, enforce dress codes, enact religious law...

    Dan Flo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagen religious people canceling someo... oh, right. And God even lives in a gated community.

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe in God, you must accept that he is busy cancelling / smiting people ALL THE TIME.

    JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on whether you take the position of the Evangelical Christians that the Bible is literal truth, or that of early, and past, Christians that they are fables and stories meant to teach and guide. I remember a Time Magazine article in the early aughts about a movement of young people distancing themselves from the term Christian, and embracing terms like Followers of Jesus, because they did not agree with the Evangelicals and those like them.

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because I'm a pedantic Ahole... Nowhere in the bible does it actually say it was an apple. In the original Hebrew text from the Book of Enoch, the tree is described as a species of Tamarind with a grape like fruit. I'd argue that as it was from The Tree of the Knowledge of Good an Evil, which was a unique tree, the fruit was also likely unique.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Polio, Ruebella, Measles, Pertussis, hell even Chicken Pox. Before a vaccine became available, approximately 100 US children, died each year from Chicken Pox.

    OutspokenHBW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those of us who didn't die from our chicken pox get to look forward to shingles!

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    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can eat a good diet, get out in nature, and enjoy the benefits of modern healthcare!

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, hear me out. What if, those who we wanted to "Darwin out" of the equation, didn't vaccinate?

    Ghostshaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened, just not on the scale that we needed

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    Amy Semenov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And vaccines lower your immune system? What??

    Stacy Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you SHOULD eat real food, and drink good water, and exercise outdoors, and practice good hygiene, and also get your vaccinations. Why is it super necessary to always choose 1 really toxic element to your lifestyle?

    Sian Edwards
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother nearly died from measles, she had it about a year before the vaccine became available to doctors in the UK.

    Id row
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone like this and it's hard to deal with. I feel like getting more vaccinations just to spite them.

    FaceTime Audio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand sanitizer isn’t perfect, washing your hands is still good because hand sanitizer can’t kill everything, but it’s useful for situations like public places where you can’t just wash your hands constantly. Wash your hands after the bathroom and to remove dirt, but sanitizer is great for the rest.

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection somehow screwed up, and you’re still here !

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    However,children can practice and enhance their verbal agility. Bender suggests parents roleplay with their kids. That way, the child can take turns to be both the aggressor and the responder. Practicing these types of situations might increase the kid's confidence. Next time, they might have a clever comeback prepared, and that's incredibly empowering to a young child.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get lost in a grocery store situated in a an ethnically diverse neighbourhood while trying to steal spices."....There, fixed it.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about get lost in a shoe store that you thought was a grocery store even though everybody told you "dude, no, that's a shoe store"

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then seizing ownership of the shoe store for the king of Spain.

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    ƒιѕн
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Columbus day is when we celebrate the Pilgrims landing on the moon.

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trade (perfectly sanitized) blankets for good will?

    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then kill most of the population with diseases you carry, and also enslaving them.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do that any day of the year.

    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Columbus never even made it as far as America

    DotC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then r*ping the store staff

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the left isn''t the one hoarding guns and ammo and preparing for a new civil war. We don't want war and bloodshed. That's kind of our thing.

    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she's British, so it's not about civil war and guns. She's a self-promoter who says highly provocative and offensive things to get publicity, and very unpopular in the UK.

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    Starfish63
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is so stupid she wrote an article about children's names. She said she hates people who name their children after countries. Says the woman who called her daughter 'India'.

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is a genuinely awful person..

    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a white boomer male. If you feel sorry for your treatment because you are a white conservative woman, you have NO empathy. We'll start a GoFundMe to get you some.

    Ian Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k Katie Hopkins, what a vile person she is.

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a Facebook ban for speaking my opinion on this trailer trash who lost her house due to racism. No regrets.

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only worthwhile thing our conservative government did during the pandemic was kicking her out of the country.

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And rightfully so ! You made your stupid bed, invite trump, and lie in it !

    lakitha tolbert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't if funny how the Conservative Right is always crying victimhood as if it were a desirable thing, while demonizing the "actual" victims they created?

    Tomás Fratini
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These far right conservatives don't have one good brain between the lot of them.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canadian French pigs are all Oinqeh? Cajun pigs be saying... OinkYaYou?

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago

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    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Never if you're high on fentanyl.

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    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Pig Latín pigs be like OINKLAY…

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the American ones are just trying to get through their day without going bankrupt or committing suicide, but there's a few pigs that control the whole sty and they are out to make life even worse for the other pigs.

    eykntspel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude which version of animal farm did you read?

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    Alma Tuano
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soup I'm drinking came out of my nostrils

    MarsFKA
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!"

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    What's interesting is that "the battle of wits" is not an invention of social media. Pamela Druckerman writes for The New York Times about the movie "Ridicule", which examines the social injustices of late 18th-century France. It portrays French aristocrats as having a never-ending battle of wits.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of several people who I personally, along with a large percentage of the world’s population, would gladly have share that fate.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh şĥïť. Damn. That is amazing. Well played

    DJR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South Park did this 20 years ago in S08E03.

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, let the first person speak!!

    eame
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus had no debt. And he hated the rich.

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's use the Pope! He hasn't done anything great for humanity.

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    I love my golden retriever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    International alliance of nationalists? So …globalism ?

    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair. Nationalism doesn't necessarily mean that countries doesn't work together. We had nationalism all the time before globalisation was a thing. I'm not defending radical nationalists. But there are certain things that should stay on a national scale and not all globalization is good

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    Lutecia Florencio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please clarify as it was said that the Flat Earth Members live on a ...GLOBE ???

    The explanation
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said "The flat Earth society has members around the globe"

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    Jane Hower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that one!!! GREAT LAUGH!!!

    EJN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like a federation of those who envision themselves as medieval feudal lords of the world.

    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The existence of globalism means that to effectively fight it, you need to globally organise. It sounds stupid, is stupid, but isn't actually stupid.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anarchy Inaction Initiative

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in California, the Swiss Cheese logic here is accurate.

    xczechr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live there, and the labor laws would be towards the top of the list for what I miss.

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    Tracy J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the Calif. Supreme Court stated they had to be paid for their work.....this guys spin is absurd.

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    He's a legal journalist reporting the news. Only the response assumes that he is against it.

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    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone works for you, you should compensate them, its only fair. Mind, that can mean taking them all to dinner and covering the bill or giving them money, but they gave you irrecoverable time off their lives, so you owe them something. -Californian, too.

    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding billions to local and individual economies...

    Margaret H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Californian court just banned slavery AGAIN.

    Rebecca Derr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the press seems to believe that we can't understand what they are saying. Like people who say you shouldn't drink dihydrogen monoxide. That's H2O or .... water.

    P R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not limited to America....or any single country

    OnlyMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans still enslaving people

    Irishwoman abroad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What amazes me is how these billionaires blithely ignore the fact that outside the USA, employers are paying at least minimum wages, social security, maternity leave,health care and pensions are included and they have to pay overtime or give more hoidays, and yet - surprise! - they are still raking in profits! Funny how businesses like MacDonalds, Starbucks and so on all have to abide by the laws of the countries they operate in, but they make a profit! Could it be magic? Or could it be that this logic that they're peddling in the USA is bs?

    Ece Cenker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technicaly speaking, it is an addition to labor costs. Framing it ONLY as such is despicable capitalism, though.

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    The film is set on the eve of the French Revolution, and shows the corruption and callousness of the aristocrats. Those who were able to make their rivals look ridiculous, possessed 'esprit.' As Merriam Webster defines it, the term means 'vivacious cleverness or wit.' The movie’s tagline is this: "Wit opens every door."

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, so since no pastor alive today witnessed the s**t they preach about they're all false witnesses and therefore broke the 9th commandment.

    Skim Beebles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" is so often and easily swept under the big hypocritical rug.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And any sermon from this man lol

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then by his own reasoning shouldn't he shut the f**k up?

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gospel writers were actual witnesses to the events they wrote about with the exception of Luke who was a researcher/ historian for the most part. It's okay to relate what actual witnesses have testified to. Just don't make sh*t up.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tanks the entire Bible, actually, but don't tell Pastor John....

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's what I've been say'n for years. All false prophets.

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    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at my firstborn bunny who only eats apples if I cut them into smaller pieces first...

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dawww. My kitty refuses to eat any foods that aren't fish.

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    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make better and healthier products then.

    CrazyKnitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I helped deliver my firstborn dog when we fostered his mom. That baby gets anything he wants.

    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS! One of my cats had surgery to remove stones from his bladder this morning. That's what I get for feeding him cheap Costco cat food. Never again. Both cats will eat a special urinary tract care diet from now on. (He is out of surgery and I pick him up this afternoon, btw. Poor guy has to be crated and wear a cone for 2 weeks.)

    DragonofMordor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is on the urinary prescription food. It comes in two kinds, but she's only willing to eat the fish one.

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    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I can't father children, then my Companions (four legged) serve as my offspring, and are probably better mannered to boot.

    DonnerDinnerParty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, man if only we had cared sooner 😪 As a child into a young adult we had two family dogs who ended up being full of cancerous tumors. As an early-30's adult now, all 3 of our dogs are in a whole food diet that I make from home with added vitamins and minerals so that they stay strong and healthy. Now I understand how all of our dogs growing up ended with cancer, it's the ONLY thing that makes sense! We were feeding them dry kibble full of "meat" that could have died from disease, found on the side of the road, died from poisoning, etc along with random body parts and questionable fillers and extremely low to no standards. I wish I could have saved my fur family as a child, but what i can do now is make sure that the ones I have today are being fed real, healthy, whole foods and regular vaccinations ❤️

    E.V.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding them expensive but nutritious food will save you vet bills in the long run.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Garbage in, garbage out - I'd much rather feed my pets well and avoid vet costs than buy rubbish for them. Course mine are family members and will NEVER find themselves 'dumped like trash' somewhere.

    Stefaan De Clerck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know quite a few Boomers who dress their dogs like a child, take their cat in a buggy like a small child and spoil their pets even more than their very own grandchild. Stop bashing the younger generations.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regardless of the man / woman context, this is the best response of all.

    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us go an entire lifetime without dropping a retort like that...

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    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to bet she didn't get it?

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the "the statement on the other side of this card is false" thing!

    emokid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he got her real good on that one

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    Druckerman likens this order of society to her daughter's playground. You and everyone around you is in a competition not to look ridiculous. "When my daughter complained that a boy had insulted her during recess, I counseled her to forget about it," Druckerman writes. "She said that just wouldn't do: To save face, she had to humiliate him."

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    Lame Llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some posts are obviously trolling.

    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hope. Since 2020, I can believe this is real

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, please continue to be deeply offended at the comments of 8 year olds. That helps the rest of us recognize your sooner (now that Jeff's Foxworthy's idea of people wearing signs never caught on).

    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Engvill. Jeff might've been a redneck

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    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chic? I think you spelled s**t wrong.

    Amy Semenov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling this is satire.

    Rebecca Derr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Karen, you should probably stop acting like one. And also get over yourself.

    Kelly Hartle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you're offended doesn't mean you're right.

    JP Purves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Karen" hairstyle hasn't been chic in thirty years.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that just because two people of biologically opposite genders (male and female) have sex and conceive, that does NOT mean those people are or were “straight”. Bisexual people exist. Pansexual people exist. And non-binary people exist. And genderfluid people exist. Many people are capable of conceiving a child. Having sex that results in pregnancy does not automatically make the genetically-contributing parties “straight”.

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible to have enjoyable sex with the gender a person isn't sexually attracted to. And it happens, for all sorts of reasons.

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    farbenzirkel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still I don't get the point. So if both my parents are bus drivers - I gotta be a bus driver?

    Starfish63
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the best reply to an anti-LGBTQ person was the brilliant George Takei. The troll wrote 'George Takei - you suck. To which Mr Takei replied 'and well, I am told'.

    BlackestDawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add in that bisexual people (you know the B in LGBTQ) can still conceive fully naturally.

    Appalachian Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking as a queer person, I do understand the basics of reproductive biology. And I really don’t recall ever hearing any of my fellow LGBTQ+ folx trying to argue that straight relationships shouldn't exist.

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homophobic people think gay folks hate them, for some reason. Project much?

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That whole "ask for consent" statement needs to be amended... "ask for AND GET consent".

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going outside while being visibly queer is a terrifying proposition these days.

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my oldest, closest friends is a trans woman and I worry about her every day.

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    Violet Jensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes bisexual people marry into a straight relationship

    eame
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did their comment "f**k queers" get so many upvotes? Is that supposed to pass as intelligence?

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dukes of Hazzard style

    Martin Kaine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just some good ole boys, Never meanin' no harm, beats all you never saw, but they've been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to yeet myself into the getaway car while shouting COWABUNGA! It works. Don't fix it if it ain't broken.

    Greta Kolding
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife (Prince Philip).

    Marie BellaDonna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. My husband and I have been together almost 25 years, and he still opens car doors for me. Not every single time. But sometimes. I don't ever expect him to, nor am I in any way offended if he doesn't. But when he does, I think it's sweet.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the getting out we still struggle with... This damn firewall is working against us!

    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They figured out how to teleport?

    Shelley Colleen
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As first-wave GenX, I literally laughed out loud when I heard my mum say that "gentleman open car doors for women." (I was six, our car was huge, and tthought she meant something like women's hands aren't strong enough to open car doors.

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    So if we're doomed to always be on our toes and have witty comebacks ready on the go, how do we make them land? Belina Raffy, a business improvisation consultant, told the BBC that it's best to respond to an insult in a positive way. She says that toxic banter turns the environment sour for every employee.

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    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corporate Socialism is the norm but give the poor anything & it's a bad for the country!

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe "Money from the government" needs a rephrasing. "Money from societal contribution" to be used for empathy or abuse.

    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free" ;-)

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    The Bearded Viking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh touché! That is very good indeed. Take my upvote 👏

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    I love my golden retriever
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they seriously just suggest daily prostitution as a retirement plan?

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a naive view of the world that every woman could command $100 for intercourse, every day, let alone the physical and mental toll it would take on her.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A working brain is required for it to take a mental toll.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this expression, but, unironically he has the word palm in his user name. That's probably what gets the most action in his bedroom.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Palm Her" made me disregard anything he was about to post

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I said a response up a few spots was the best of all entries. I admit I was badly mistaken. THIS response is the best.

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that my first thought was that $100 sounds cheap and not that prostitution is bad?

    James Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this carson dude will breed, oh, and vote.....

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know people working full time jobs that make less than $36,500 a year. 10 minutes of shagging a day for $36 doesn't seem that bad in comparison. Heck, shag two dudes a day and you've hit $73k, which is more than most teachers make.

    Lena Flising
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true for Carson too; if he f**k one guy a day for $100, he'll get $36 500 too.

    Craig Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine showing potentially everyone with Internet access that you somehow managed to skip over multiplication in the 3rd and 4th grades!

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    Vermonta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just tryin' to get to the can, man

    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could it possibly have something to do with slow walkers often not having somewhere to be? You're probably happier when you're in no hurry than when you are. Correlation does not equal causation.

    InfiniteZeek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just trying to get to my favorite place, home.

    Dan St John
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a retired slowpoke, but I walk to the side, so people that have agendas, can get to them.

    CardboardBox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how statistics work...

    zububonsai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm delivering parcels and despair of slowly ambling crowds in the touristy parts of my hometown ("sorry, 'scuse me, apologies....")

    veveve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is frustrating to walk behind slow walkers who take up the whole walking space. like I am fine if people want to walk slowly as long as they are not blocking the way for others

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    Instead of being mean, says Raffy, try to reveal the "ridiculousness of the situation" and don't make the antagonist the bad guy. It's best to turn them into the "victim" of the circumstances. What are some examples? "If a colleague says, 'This project is going nowhere fast,' you could say, 'At least it's going and I intend to steer it in the right direction,'" Raffy suggests.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans didn't colonize America, they conquered it by committing genocide on the people who were already here.

    The Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the government wants to give reparations the Native Americans are the ones that should get it.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's shocking - history is taught in the US as if Native Americans won't be reading the text books??

    Lexekon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, people using violence to take things from other people... humans have always done that, sadly enough. Something about bad leaders, but that doesn't feel popular to point out.

    Fidgets McGee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs MORE UPVOTES I'm living in a region where 30% of the population is THE ORIGINAL population. Like they are traced back over 10 thousand years. I just moved here in May. It's astounding...like huge respect. It gets to be -60c here...these folks are the OGs, massive respect

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reply was so cold I got frostbite holding my phone

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but, the original owners weren't doing anything with it. White settlers needed hotels and Club Meds , and restaurants and factories and cars.

    The Bearded Viking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant! I'd like to hear what mark he got for that answer and whether he was apologized to for having that insensitive tripe of a question on the test. Alas, I'm thinking it was met with a 'x' and no apology.

    Definitely a Human
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but now they're not just in those three regions.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a resident of Michigan, I can confirm. But, we're finally getting things back on track and coming out of the dark ages (16 years of republican governors). Go Gretch!!

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do like your Gov quite a bit, I hope she goes higher, the country needs energetic, younger people with strong morals and good ideas on the national stage- but I know Michigan needs her.

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    Pumpkinpi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rome also had good architecture verses some of the modern stuff that is barely fit for anyone to live in. They also believed in science whereas half the people on the internet today thinks science is just Hocus Pocus.

    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Rome had no horse in national politics. The myth is just that, a myth.

    Craig Reynolds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rome was better because, from time to time, they chose to unalive corrupt politicians. We reelect them...

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unlike CA where potholes eat cars... and our gas taxes are supposed to take care of that problem..

    Lise Brouillette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy vey, wait 'til you the ones in Québec.

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather a long time after the roman empire fell, people lean about it in history and visit the remnants... When the American and other such empires fall, we might learn about it trying to understand the next version of 'American pie'

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just down right brilliant. I am equal parts Confused and Impressed...

    Paul T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll get to travel to unique foreign lands. You'll get to meet unique foreign people. And you'll get to kill them to fuel the military industrial complex.

    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vietnam Conflict veteran -- can confirm... 8-(

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    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recruiter knows how to recruit

    FaceTime Audio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep getting emails telling me about how West Point Military Academy will give me a free education. I’m disqualified from serving in the US Army for at least 10 reasons, but free education is certainly tempting.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, recruiters goal is to get you in nearly by any means necessary lol

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    Thatkamloopsguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not old enough to drink, I'm not old enough to kill.

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't - spent 10 yrs at March AFB... did travel some but not on this alleged level.

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    Debbie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still find this one funny. Honest and I bet Paul Felder also had to laugh about the response.

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he did, Paul strikes me as one of the more laid back UFC fighter/commentators.

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he was honest lol

    Anikulapo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This started like a brawl and finished with a cup of Earl Grey, little fingers in the air.

    Kinshenewa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw The Click narrate this tweet, it was funny

    kozmikWZRD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks like he eats corn the long way.

    Richienotsorich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the response to someone having a different opinion is to threaten violence?!

    kozmikWZRD
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    1 year ago

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess both came away with a win. Lol

    Carole G.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hits a true funny bone. Just plain funny, good verbal fun.

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    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they sometimes leave out articles. Instead of "I'm going to the hospital" it's "I'm going to hospital." My son has a slight British accent from watching Peppa Pig. He will say holiday instead of vacation. He will call a popsicle an ice lolly. I think it's great. 😆

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I never, I didn’t realise we did that! It’s actually a bit chavy to leave it out in some instances, for example, “I’m goin’ Elephant” instead of “I’m going to the Elephant and Castle.” My niece does it in an apparent attempt to sound cool! Now I’m wondering what else we do it with…?

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was low quality tea anyway, I believe.

    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Country to popular belief only a small part of the country drops it's t's the rest of us speak English normally

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same thing. There are so many dialects in British English, Most of them speak very well, with elocution that would make americans scratch their heads. Plus, travel to different parts of america and you will hear a lot of different accents and dialects. Go up and down the east coast and you would think you're in a different country

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    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we British should pronounce our ts like the Americans do. Let’s put the pedal to the medal on this. Let’s up the Anny. Let’s relax and watch twenny four. Ok butty. Oh no that’s the English word. Over in America it got pronounced buddy.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah yes, the socialist funding structure of the US Army and the USPS.... Shhhh...don't tell the GOP.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USPS hasn't gotten tax money since the 1970's. It runs completely on revenue from postage, PO Boxes, and advertisers. In the early 2000's, some "geniuses" in Congress decided the USPS needed to prefund its pension plan to have $ to cover 70 years of pension payments, something no other corporation or government agency has ever had to do. That means, they have to fund pensions for people that have not even been born yet! If the USPS did not have to make million dollar balloon payments at the end of each fiscal year, it would be completely solvent. (Spoken as a former USPS employee.)

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although the military has actually lost over $1T, as in we have no idea where that $1T is

    Kris Tyler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually, no one i know hates usps, and most of them are a s****y bunch!

    Bi-Polar Express
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the USPS. They refuse to deliver to my community. UPS does. Fed Ex does. USPS takes our stuff and holds it in a back office for a week and then puts a tag in our box and then closes at 4:30 so it's almost impossible to get packages sent through them.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never thought of this issue in that manner. Although I suspect a fair number of people DO think the US military "loses" $750b per year.

    SM
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Government provides a service; let's say health care, education, roads, ... That service provides healthily, educated employees, which in turn allows the business and the nation to be more profitable. How is success of this judged? Government doesn't tax businesses enough to cover the cost of the services, and as such runs a deficit. Which the politicians use as an excuse to cut those services. They also claim that the government will default on its loans. Governments that print their money never run out of money! The real test is if the country's GDP can support the spending. You have cooperations with insane valuations, and somehow, they can't afford to pay for the services that made them that insane valuation.

    Yeah, ok. Whatever Brian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USPS is the only Federal Public Service not federally funded. They do not receive tax payer money. The messed up thing is that it is also the only one actually written into our Constitution.

    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patent service is also written in the Constitution

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    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh so the fact there is no real competition to lose to has absolutely nothing to do with it. Absolutely makes sense

    Puter Prsn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly the same. Stamp sales were suppposed to cover the cost so the line in the national budget would be -0-

    Slarty Bartfast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although it appears that the Pentagon DOES literally lose money on a regular basis, according to their own records!

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for your head on account of how often you banged it on the desk?

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former waitress I applaud restaurants that defend themselves against ignorant trash.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago

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    Against people complaining the chicken consisted of "small pieces of battered dry chicken?"

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    Vadertime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read he description carefully and don't just look at the pictures.

    Terry Rex
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO 🤣😂 that was a good burn

    DotC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good burn but bad business to go after stupid customers in a public forum. Gotta hold it together.

    William Travis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how DARE the restaurant expect karen to actually read the MENU before ordering!!!!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Guys are not complicated creatures.

    MP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn’t true for all or probably even most men. Men definitely do not care to talk to every woman that approaches. There’s nothing complicated about that in the slightest.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if a tree started talking to me I'd certainly be interested. And possibly call an ambulance.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably ask "how's the weather was up there?"...Or "how's it hangin?"...Then get slapped by a tree branch..

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can promise you that a girl can fancy a boy and him not be interested. This myth that males will feel romantic towards any female that shows interest is simply untrue.

    SM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is true, but that isn't to say that an average girl wouldn't have a chance. Like all things it will just depend on if they hit it off or not and what each are really looking for. One thing that is 100% is that if you don't take the chance, you have a 0% chance of it happening.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you Pandas know, I'm now dating a Willow because she asked me out. She has a great personali-tree with the added bonus of junk in the trunk XP

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as an ugly woman: this isn't true at all *cries*

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugly is below average though but you’re probably not actually even ugly.

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha... I must be faaaaaar more below average than I thought. This is a depressing revelation.

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I'm married now but I've shot my shot lots of times and gotten turned down.

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she said give them a chance. He said they would talk to a tree. So not the same imo

    Fresh Big
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um, this tree, got its number? Asking for a friend.

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s definitely not true. Plenty of men turn women down all the time and not just married men. Men have standards too.

    MrsFettesVette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why you were downvoted for speaking the truth, take my upvote

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    SM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The economics of government is just way above some people's heads... Actually, so is regular economics!

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or logic. or intelligent thought of any kind. or empathy. or science. character and humane values...

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    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police force is reported running on Dunkin products (well, walking, not running, and not too fast)

    William Travis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure the 'taxation is theft and the military protects us' idiot is 100% a trump voter. It takes a special grade of F*****G STUPID to compare the two.

    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would the actual price of a gallon of gas be if we factored in the associated military cost? "The Spice (oil) must flow"

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just like the USPS, utilities, phone, sheriff, PD, CHP, FD, mayors office etc.... seriously? where do you think it comes from?? (my hubs has the same problem... shaking my head yet again)

    Anh Aline Vuo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they think the military fund themselves by selling cookies, the way the girl scouts do?

    Lena Flising
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taxation is what finances the military, silly. No tax, no military.

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police runs on Duncan......I thought everyone knew that.

    Kelly Hartle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So sue me." Oh wait, the courts are funded by taxes too.

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    Clown fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We said you matter, we didn't say anything about our staff

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you kinda matter-ish, we don’t love you that much, and you’re only moderately attractive in a good light?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with raising the minimum wage is that legislatures are filled with old guys who worked for less than $5 per hour when they were young, and are affluent enough now to be tone deaf about the decades of inflation since then.

    FaceTime Audio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, not here BK!!! We just increased our minimum wage from $15 to $16, and for some professions it’s $20! That’s nowhere near perfect, but it’s improvement! Suck it, big corporations!!!

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory, housing costs should only be 1/3 of your take home earnings. If you worked full time at 40 hours a week, you would gross $1280.00 a month. Take out taxes, insurance, etc., so let's say net pay is $1000 a month. This means your housing cost should only be ~$333 a month. Of course, BK (and other fast food) mostly has part time positions, your housing cost should be even less at this pay rate. In order to be able to survive, you would have to live in a dumpster of an apartment with a minimum of 4 other adults if they, too, were making the same amount monthly.

    DB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You provide entry level jobs that aren't meant to be lifetime careers.

    Karri Berkowitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's the Burger King by my house, that's $6 too much for what they do. (They always pretend to be closed and sit in the lobby playing on phones)

    Huntress of Artemis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although guys.You really are worth it.Thought some people needed to hear that.Do not stay in a place where you are not valued.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the size of those garages, too? Those are wealthy people.

    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not large garages, for America. I worked on plenty of new construction McMansions with 3-7 car garages. I was a roofer in east county San Diego, when I was 18-19.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or wealthy parents

    BWC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tha have investor friends and other connections.

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody these days can even afford a garage, much less a house for it to be attached to!

    Duckie Measles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even afford a car, never mind a place to store one.

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    Vadertime
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I outsourced my garage to an Indian company.

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a garage and a way to get my hands on a s*** ton of money, fast.

    Cadence Thorne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I don't have generationally wealthy parents to get me started with hundreds of thousands of interest-free dollars I will never have to pay back.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could start a garage industry too, if my parents fronted me over a quarter of a million dollars.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly people don't realize these companies were started by average people who were not super rich or privileged, proving that anyone can do it.

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone has parents withh 300k to invest in your garage scheme (Bezos). Google already surpassed the million dollar border before they acquired the garage. And Apple outgrew the garage before actually going big. These guys were not as average as myth likes to pretend. For these four garage schemes that succeeded there are thousands who fail, sometimes from lack of money, from ill timing, from any kind of mismanagement, or sheer bad luck. If anyone COULD do it every house would have five garages, there would be far more millionaires and far less myth about it. https://www.makeuseof.com/tag/apple-didnt-start-garage-google-hp-amazon/

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    Caroline Fraser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s the houses where mum and dad lived who funded these garage genius’.

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world will be a better place if that racist bigot PJW was launched at the sun

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An incel making up statistics

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's totally normal to obsess over how much sex other guys are having, everyone! lmao

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be true for guys wearing masks DURING sex. Really limits the foreplay options.

    Little_Disaster
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget that correlation doesn't mean causation. I love how pseudoscientists always forget about it. Run a t test as well my dude to see if there's anything in it, or an ANOVA if you have more independent variables with different levels, to see interactions, correlation in it self doesn't say anything, only that it has a relationship. Is it a negative, or positive correlation though? Lol. There's a correlation between people getting eaten by sharks and the amount of consumed ice cream on the beach as well, but you can't just go ahead and say sharks eat people who ate ice cream, or sharks want ice cream too so they eat people who ate ice cream lol... 🤦😂

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the OP is a functional something, but BoredPanda doesn't allow bad words ...

    Pizzaking, village burner.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games make me forget everything that is going on in my life (I am going through a hard time) and unlike alcohol it doesn’t f**k up most of my organs and cost a f*****g ton of money

    Dans (She/Her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you’re better soon. I know I’m a bit late, but I hope you’re ok.

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    Nathaniel Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an actual alcoholic in recovery. 2-3 hours a week?? Yeah buddy same spiritual level as an active alcoholic

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! Does anyone else smell smoke because that burn was fire!

    michael Chock
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play video games as escapism, but so is exploiting people for wealth, alcohol, drugs, women, fast cars, oversea travel, sports, books, news, friends, work, day trips, good food...

    Pedantic Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I drink whilst playing my games?

    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the video games are more fun than the twit farm. Now to baskbinbthe glory of Horizon Forbidden West.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is a waste of time, nothing (imo)

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the original question. Because it is my last name. You don't need another reason.

    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the wrong question. The real question is: why should we? In my opinion, it would be best if both took a double name with their respective birth name first. Every argument they make for a woman taking her man's name is far more valid for that option. But I still think everyone should decide for themselves what they want to do

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird question. What's the reasoning behind men who won't take their wife's last name?

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is rare and I'm emotionally attached to it. Will do a double name though.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because this was the name I was given at birth and I don't understand why I should have to change it because of a life event. I don't change it when I move into a new house, start a new job, have kids, etc.

    ADHORTATOR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my wifes name would have been Best, I would have taken her name

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is because women are more recognized as individuals in their own right and not as property owned by their spouse.

    Jinx (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because his last name is 13 letters long, and mine is only 5 letters long... just seems easier

    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope her husband proposed with Tina Turner's 'The Best'.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Sorbo is the guy famous for playing Hercules in the '90s TV series. He has since gone a little funny in the head and believes some very strange things.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny, on the show he played kind of the original super hero muscle head, but he played Hercules as sensible and level headed. Maybe he's a much better actor than we give him credit for

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin sorbo is kinda the avatar of yikes

    Zelda McLink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Sorbo has to be one of the most moronic people on earth.

    PeTeH
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand the thing with communism americans have. Do they believe some mysterious communists attack america, the strongest army in the world, and conquer it if every redneck doesn't own a bunch of guns? Or do they thing most americans suddenly feel like communism, and vote them into power? I just can't make it make sence...

    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We Americans require a communist bogey man to distract us from the hëll that is capitalism.

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    gremlinnn he/she/they
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought kevin sorbo looked like white the rock with less muscles and hair

    Pirate Luxe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Sorbo is a washed up one hit wonder. Why would anyone engage him in debate of this nature?

    Shiva Ho
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have the Andromeda Strain Disease!

    DotC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scared old man syndrome. We lost a lot of good comedians to it.

    EJN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure about the job thing, but if this were a communist takeover, he would find himself living in a gulag to the North for his mouthing off.

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not suitjamas.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they could be just fall asleep in them

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    Per-Ole Sjuve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not many metal bands have those kind of vests as band merch.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because not everyone has a job where they sit behind a desk and the biggest mess they have to deal with is a little salad dressing on their tie.

    M O'Connell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every now and then I do, and usually someone at work asks me if I am going to a funeral later.

    Aim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give this comment upvotes!!!

    Damy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you like doing chores in a wedding dress then?

    lakitha tolbert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some men have jobs where they actually have to do some work!

    Hampter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have the body shape

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do bathe occasionally...and wearing that getup would just drip all over and I wouldn't get very clean.

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    The Mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR. Some people are so stupid.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can have my face. I’m not fond of it XD

    William Travis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had a coworkers complain about 'the government' using facial recognition to find criminals who participated in the trump insurrection as he whined about fascism. He's a courier who has worked for a multinational delivery for more than a decade so the company has all his driving info on file. I told him "dude you know you have a driver's licence, right? That means they know your height, weight and home address". He just kinda stared at me for a minute before he walked away.

    Thomas Ewing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn. Now I can't wear my face in public!

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm way ahead of the game, I just never got my driver's license ;)

    walkabout
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once used that remark when someone protested the requirement to sign a voter affidavit.

    Paul Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when someone tries to say something profound and wind up being profoundly stupid.

    Damy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what exactly do you think they're going to do with your face?

    Annamay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. And I get to legally drive!

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually not a bad way to cook salmon. It's not a great way, but a healthy and simple dinner in 3 minutes. Fish will be nice and flaky.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... I take it.... people still don't quite believe that stuff actually can be **cooked** in a microwave, not simply reheated? As far as I know... and have eaten-and-not-died... it's true. So......... ?

    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It CAN be cooked in the micro wave, over cooked and raw in different locations. Grill or oven is much better.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it'll still be a Bestseller

    Barbara Cochrane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Thanksgiving my oven died so I was able to cook an eight pound turkey in a microwave with an oven bag. It was delicious and thoroughly cooked.

    Dan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds kinda good. If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yikes. yeah. Microwave? The horror! Stephen, I love ya, man... but cooking salmon by nuking? Maybe on a re-heat for left-overs if you live alone.

    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you eat the paper towels, or what? Please don't write a cookbook Mr. King.

    Ece Cenker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am willing to tray this if he says what happens to the damp paper towels first.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, sounds like something I would like to try.

    Janelle Collard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were supposed to cook my own meals, DoorDash, etc., would not have been invented. I cooked for 4 husbands - I AM DONE.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, you're trying to use sense or logic on a vaccine denier? It is astounding how ineffective that method is (although "I" think your example is brilliant). Well done.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago

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    God forgive me for defending idiots like Jenna Jameson, because I absolutely support nearly all vaccines and believe her nonsense is literally killing people, but yes, the fact that government mandates something you should want for your own good is a HUGE reason to question why the government is mandating it. Yvett's analogy is stupid because the government does NOT mandate you drive sober (sic). It mandates that IF you drive, you do so soberly. We have been way TOO complacent in presuming that DEA, CDC, FDA, etc, have been acting entirely for our own good, and not for the benefit of the drug companies which employ their employees.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great, now the anti-vaxxers will drive drunk.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf that's jenna jameson she already does that

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    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best reasons to add poison to your food is because the government mandates that manufacturers don't do it. So please anti-whateverthefovernmensays-people, add poison to your food!

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like dying an ugly death, and taking grandma with you, to own the libs.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best advice do the opposite of anything jenna suggests

    Ghostshaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me again: why is Jenna Jameson famous?

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to vaccinate this sort of people is strictly forbid vaccines. They'd go to buy them on the black market to f*ck the system for sure

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no reason whatsoever to drive drunk.

    LeiLah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, this truly is some people's logic.

    Sophia L.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except they allow you to go places drunk, but not too long ago they...

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six pack abs are nice to look at, but dad bods are best for cuddling.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like a little softness when I hug a man. I don't want the feeling of hugging a bag of rocks.

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    LeiLah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a 'dad bod' means that being a dad is a more important endeavor to spend time and energy on than looking like a magazine cover... and THAT is what is sexy! It's all about the priorities!

    Helena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say it was the moves more than the bods. There is something incredibly hot about a guy who can dance.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Channing Tatum has said the way he had to eat, basically starving himself, to get the way he looked for “Magic Mike” was unhealthy.

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah the venn diagram of Shrek audiences and Magic Mike's is absolutely bursting in the middle

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So women can't have diverse tastes? I like both idk about anyone else..

    Awesome At Being Autistic
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. It used to irk my dad bod ex to no end. "What do you see in these skinny dyíng fückers?!" Edit: sp

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    Caroline Fraser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always preferred dad bods. Not as arrogant and vain.

    DotC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like dad bods (shrek is WAY bigger than a dad bod and also a kids movie. Kids like jolly) or muscles. I like fit skinny guys like runners or swimmers or goth runners or swimmers. Stop trying to make a body type trendy. Not everyone can achieve it or wants it.

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    VonBlade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lived through the IRA atrocities, whose hands am I meant to be checking? The Irish or the Brits?

    Thenatural
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey....you just hurt my great great great great grandfather's feelings....

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A Modest Proposal", phase 2?

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like so many other religions, Muslims also have less draconian sects. Quit stereotyping.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago

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    Ehhh, I don't like amy_4034's attitude, and I can't presume what's on misrinasbia's mind, but I think it's pretty likely she's selling sex appeal in a way that's not consistent with the teachings of Allah. Or Christ. Or Moses.

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    Steve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In future, please make sure the reply icon isn’t covering the one word required to understand what was said

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Muslims are naked under their clothes.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, just how many of us (of any religion) were born dressed, do you think?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate how some people think they can police how others dress (or not) and practise their religion (or not)

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    Flora Porter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying at 99 isn't that unexpected.

    Corrsfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this person think the vaccine was supposed to protect against all death?

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was 99 years old. Maybe that can be the cause of death????

    Tux Cat Momma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I maintain he was dead for years before his date of death. Look at him there and tell me thats not his corpse... or the cryptkeeper.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 99, you don't need a reason. You can just say, "I'm not wearing that tux and you can't make me."

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needed a rest from the family drama.

    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At deaths door but he still wore a suit and tie

    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looked like skeletor before he died

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I sit there (in a bar or anywhere) reading a book I specifically don't want anyone to "like" me

    Astro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever see anyone reading a book at a bar, I actually have a quiet respect for them! Looks like a chill way to spend some time.

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    Clown fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going with 95% of their life

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I take a book to a bar I clearly am not there to make friends and socialise - so - okay.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I want to look at four different walls and have a drink. If you don’t like me, great! Maybe you’ll leave me alone.

    Cash4Psleeve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes wear my earbuds without anything playing just so people don’t talk to me (guy)

    Skullface VonHornhelm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know nobody likes me. That's why I brought a book.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we we're there reading we don't give two shites what you degenerate alcoholics think.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I bring a book to a bar, I don't want to be liked. So what's his point?

    Joshua
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that is kind of the point of bringing the book. That said, I've been in my share of bars. How are you able to concentrate on reading the book in a bar? Or have I just not been in enough bars and there exist some that aren't ridiculously loud all the time?

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to Christians Against Science... Proving it and changing their minds are not the same act.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! Another attempted use of common sense and science and such voodoo. We all know that God put lead in the dinosaur bones when he buried them 4000 years ago.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the devil buried dinosaur bones to trick us?

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Change my mind" part is an impossibility of course

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't even have his own myth right. The 4000 year figure comes from a 16th century bishop who calculated that the universe was created 4000 years before the birth of Christ. Even if he was right, that would make the earth 6000 years old, not 4000.

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly wrong, for two reasons: 1. Most lead, like most elements, was not created on Earth. 2. Most lead., like most elements, was created in extreme (nuclear reaction) conditions, not as a result of 'natural' decay of heavier elements.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, most lead in universe was created in small stars, much like our Sun, when they go from red giant to white dwarf phase.

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    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not quite that simple. There are 4 stable isotopes of lead, 3 of which are the end results of radioactive decay series, and one of which is not. It is referred to as primordial, meaning it was created in a star just like the uranium. So the mere existence of lead proves nothing. But the ratios of the various isotopes of uranium, its decay products and lead are regularly used to date very old rocks. It is these elements and their isotopes which have proved that the earth is 4.5 billion years old.

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible does not state how old the Earth is. The creative days were not literal 24 hour days. God is a being who does not perceive time as we do. Psalm 90:4; 2 Peter 3:8.

    Pirate Luxe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... Pyramids and the fact that it's the Jewish year 5784

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young earth creationists are only slightly less stupid than flat earthers.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do you consider flat earthers more stupid? Aren't they equally stupid?

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe god simply sped up the process of radioactive decay to mess with the minds of the infidels? Prove me wrong. ;)

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The honest name for the group would be, "PRETEND Christians Against Science."

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Digital Bread" is a great name for a prog rock album.

    Delenn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I am 48 and I don't know what it is. Help please.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bread tag. Remove slices of bread. Twirl plastic to keep air out. Place this plastic doohickey over the twirled bit to stop it untwirling. Fresh bread.

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    OutspokenHBW
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost no one under 40 hasn't eaten one of those as a toddler.

    fan of phish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE Michael McKean! Been a fan since L&S, been a mega fan since This Is Spinal Tap.

    Emilia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gen Z and know how to use this but don't know what it's called.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me, but most of my baked goods come with these to secure the wrapper. This is good old analog bakery.

    Dans (She/Her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So young people don’t eat bread? Am I an outcast?

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought sliced bread and it came with a cardboard version. It works just as well.

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. Who suppose to be a jerk in here? For me its lidocaine.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's a jerk response to a reasonable question.

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman gets onto a city bus and sees all the seats are full. She says loudly, "You'd think there was one gentleman on this bus who would give his seat to a tired, pregnant woman!" After a couple awkward seconds, a man stands up. The woman thanks him and sits down. The man thinks hmmm, she doesn't look that pregnant. He asks, "I hope this isn't too rude, but how far along are you?" "About 20 minutes, that's why I'm so tired."

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    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring back Henry Cavill. We don't care if it's relevant.

    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish he'd go back to being Geralt. Nothing against Liam Hemsworth though, I just got used to Cavill.

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better script writing would help. DC sucks at character development etc. I can't care about explosions or heroics if I don't give a flying fig about any of the characters.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe ... he could wear his underwear inside his pants. It could be an option.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's what NOT to do: conflate the story of an orphaned baby who crashed to Earth with illegal economic migrants stealing people's identities to work in America.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oklahoma City. Charlottesville. Pulse nightclub. January 6th. I can go on.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. That's a bad burn. Also, did he forget January 6, 2021?

    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened? I know nothing of events ever. Can you explain please?

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    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see many liberals hoarding AK47s and canned corn...

    Caro Ansaldo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you have never heard any of Milei's speeches...

    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he got this backwards. It's the right that insists the people have a god - given right to own military firearms and use them at will on anyone they don't like.

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    SM
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guns used for Olympic sports are low caliber and have almost no kick to them.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that stance too, it looks so f*cking cool.

    DJR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the correct way to do the ISSF 25 meter rapid fire.

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf practises his shooting like that. And I tried it as well. There is no recoil on sports guns (that sounds bad but I don't know what else to call them. Competition guns also sounds bad).

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long range hole punch. I used to compete. Great sport.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Most likely match-grade 22 caliber.

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't win gold because of the way she holds it, she won gold because of talent. The rest of us should still use two hands. Also, don't play guitar left handed; you are not Jimi Hendrix.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am left handed though. Don't play guitar right handed; you're not Chet Atkins

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    White Sauce Hot Sauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy is upset about tattoos, but watches p0rnhub?

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think he was upset by them. He just seems like he’s sexually turned off by them.

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    Sonja
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I find the 'burn' worse. I do have tattoos and approve of them. Still it's perfectly okay if others don't like the looks of my tattoos and tell me they prefer not to see them. As long as that's all they say that's fine. Everyone is entitled to have an opinion on aesthetics. Including mine. All I'd answer is: well, I like them and it's my body. You do you, I do I. Live and let live. Not every comment is an attack, just because it conveys an opinion that differs from mine.

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    Jeff White
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate your attempt at common sense. But people who are so deranged regarding vaccines are never going to be affected by math and science and the common sense stuff. I really wish I had something wise and profound to say and help, but I don't.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about this? It is a extremely harsh take. People who are opposed to vaccines, especially for their own children, are the most totally MF'ing selfish people in the world. Explanation: No competent person has ever denied that there is some risk to getting a vaccine. But that risk is worth it because the actual diseases treated with vaccines are clearly worse. And the herd immunity significantly helps those too young or unable to get a vaccine. But what if you can get the benefits of the herd immunity without accepting the risk to YOUR loved ones? Anti-vaxxers have done their "research" (code - read biased sh*t on the interent) but almost certainly do understand herd immunity. Thus, they are purposefully taking stupid positions (because the positions are too stupid to be real) in order to gain the herd immunity for THEIR children with accepting any of the risk other people take to enable the immunity. Conclusion: The most MF'ing selfish people in the world.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what the people in the US were told, but in Germany they told us that the vaccination doesn't protect the people from 'catching' Covid - it 'only' protects from a severe course of the disease and from possible death.

    Debbie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, again, the vaccination reduces the chance of getting infected and reduces the symptoms when you get infected. so what percentage of those 5800 got severe symptoms, versus what percentage of coronavirus victims that were not vaccinated?

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, diamonds are completely useless

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not useless. They're good for cutting edges, grinding, and polishing. The high heat transfers and low thermal expansion make them good for some heat spreader roles, they've also got useful optical properties.

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    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then give me your useless diamonds. They have resale value.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first of all, diamond have an artificially inflated value engineered by DeBeers, et al...

    Clown fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm writing please see CV in all the boxes because I don't have time to fill it out again

    Zaphod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jewelry seems to be innately human, but diamonds are for suckers, imo. "Archaeologists found 33 snail shell beads in Morocco's Bizmoune Cave. The world's earliest known piece of jewellery has been found by archaeologists, who say the 150,000-year-old beads may have been worn as earrings or on a necklace."-Artnet News.

    MP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s like saying wearing blue or having short hair is for suckers. Most people don’t buy a certain style because of its value. They buy it because it looks pretty. Gold and diamonds look way cooler to me than rubies and amethysts and opals. They’re more versatile and match more outfits, less prone to breaking too.

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    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drives me nuts. Most times, they don't even bother to read the cover letter.

    Rinso the Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the De Beers' promotional campaign to convince people they "need" a diamond engagement ring is finally wearing off.

    Nano Iders
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because sooner or later one generation would at last realize they're a useless waste of money.

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a related note, am I the only one who would have gone bum over breakfast if I’d tried to run full tilt down a bunch of stairs in heels? And am I the only one who wants a version where she does fall down the stairs and the prince helps her and her clothes change back and she tells him what’s going on and he’s a bro and lets her stay with him and gets his guards to throw the stepbītches in the dungeon and “And she was STAYING AT HIS PLACE!” ensues?

    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In one version they put pitch on the stairs so the shoes stick

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also why didn't the prince ask what her name was? And Im sticking with he evil fairy godmother theory I mean she could've showed up at any point in Cinderellas abusive childhood but instead leaves it until Cinderella can legally leave anyway. And why is her solution to seeing a young girl being forced into slave labour to give her shoes and a dress and hope she gets a husband? Clothes and men don't solve all the world's problems

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine how much time she wouldve saved if she told the prince her name, it seems pretty likely that they spent several hours dancing

    zovjraar me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    asking the important questions, i see.

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't bother as much as the prince dancing with her all night, falling in love with her and having no idea what she looks like so he's gotta use a shoe like some forensics detective.

    Chris Landrum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the prince stepped other foot. he was a lousy dancer

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    steve g
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm earning 40k a month, suicide is going to be a long way over the horizon.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true it's kind of why they're prone to suicide. They work their asses off. I was engineering got really put off by the 80-100 hr work week, sometimes you never got to go home and you just lived at the office. That's no life. I left and switched to psychology.

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    Karen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The really important point that has been missed here is she said Engineers get paid 40k a MONTH just to intern.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes meaning they are not full time employed with benefits, they are on probation basically and yeah they get paid its hard work

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    Charley128
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most engineers love what they do. Ever ask an engineer a question. They will give an amazing answer.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychologist don't work for free, the opposite, so unless you paid for therapy, they won't help you much...

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too on point? Too soon? Probably not.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greeks are racists, that's his point? Phillip is greek, changed his name to be part of the Royal Family.

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    Tim Fawcett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is a temple - except it has been deconsecrated and turned into a carpet warehouse

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That gives me the vision of a forklift transporting giant rolls of carpet into your warehouse XD

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    MP
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body is an efficiency apartment. Two people at a time maximum.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    afraid mine was a donut shop that went out of business :(

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is that empty shop on the corner with the “opening spring of 2017!” sign still in the window.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is one of those old gothic looking houses. Actually really amazing to be inside of, but everyone is too scared to try. Lol

    Becca not Becky
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    1 year ago

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    Bron
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will I never not laugh at this?

    MasterJoseph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that one guy who solved 2+2 in the most complicated way possible

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quicker way to get 8 - take infinity and rotate the cartesian plane 90 degrees.

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reply does have some zing!

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, flip the last two digits on the top and it really does equal exactly 8.

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    TheNewJenBrady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I actually had one in the 90s...red plaid, flannel hoodie with a front pocket. I wish I still had it. Comfy af

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    Jane Doe-Doe
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And today on ‘ things that never happened’

    Nathaniel Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On December 3, 1992, the first SMS text message in history is sent: Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old engineer, uses a personal computer to send the text message “Merry Christmas” via the Vodafone network to the phone of a colleague

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    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides we should just stop the bs everyone looks at every one the photos you post, some out of interest some out of boredom, it's not weird or stalkery is literally right there you posted them you wanted ppl to see, this isn't 1998 when you'd have to do some weird deep dive to access, that's stalking nowadays it's just social media like reading a newspaper

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite YouTube channels is called "Worst Games Ever". I enjoy watching people play terrible games I'd never play.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a douche, can't take the truth punish a child 🙄

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch people play Rust because I do not have the time to play a wipe. I prefer other people to have an epic time, then condense it all down to 45 minutes for me.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My least favorite TV program is called 'Gogglebox' It's set up to watch people who are watching TV and hear what they think and say about it. I could literally just speak to my partner about what's on instead of watching this. Kudos to whoever came up with the idea though. Super cheap, really simple and must've been one hell of a salesperson to get someone to put money into such a b******t idea..

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need some matching sets in life and death.

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed too hard at this one. 🤣🤣🤣

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I told you I was ill"-Spike Milligan's tombstone

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The circle of life will be complete

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    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they circled the answer, wouldn't have spotted it otherwise.

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    Meilin Kai
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could think up clever responses that quickly

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always at night, right before you go to bed, and then you can't sleep

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    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the interviewer said clean up this mess

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% is the maximum. If a person claims to 'give' more than that one may want to check this persons other claims.

    Costa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once asked at an interview what my worst trait was. I said I was sometimes too honest and the interviewer said she didn't think that was necessarily a negative trait. I told her I didn't give a **** what she thought.

    MasterJoseph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They better have got hired immediately

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're just an idiot

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, because c'mon, you don't want to be known as Broke-cula now, do you?

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had $10 in 1892 and inflation did the rest.

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't have to pay for food, the money adds up.

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this and compound interest coupled with living for centuries. $1,000 invested properly would be $2m after 100 years. Wait another 100 years and it will be $4b. And those numbers have been adjusted for inflation. There's a reason Einstein called compound interest the 8th wonder of the world.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made enough money to live comfortably until the end of my days. Given the end is next tuesday.

    Porribix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open a bank account with a small amount, earn interest for thousands of years.

    Bill Kubeck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots. You hire someone to make investments for you and a lawyer to manage things. Being a vampire doesn't bother people like that.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Over paid, over sexed, and over here". - About American soldiers stationed in Britain during WWII.

    Vermonta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never overpaid. Oversexed in a time of war? It may be their last day alive. When your job description is you might die a horrible death and you will see horrible things you need to live to the fullest.

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    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She confused the people attacking her country in civil war with UN soldiers coming to defend them...

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    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is classic Musk for you. When he promised Hyperloop will work? 2018 or so? And self-driving cars, that is "gonna happen next year" since 2019 I think? Probably he is not so bright.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole 'based on current trends' thing reminds me of the 'Elvis Impersonator Statistic' Feel free to Google..

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't predict what hateful thing Musk will do or say next.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can't we predict... Hmmm well, how about a prediction about a certain POS billionaire who is going to be penniless in two years... then we can finally get on with things.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if they had just kept that cruise ship from docking..../s

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd settle for Dennis Prager being eaten alive by alligators.

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bastard tried to get me fired from my job back in the mid-90's for something HE did wrong. I'd PAY to watch him being eaten alive by alligators!

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make the punishment seen by audiences.

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wikipedia says "PragerU was founded in 2009 by conservative radio talk show host Dennis Prager and radio producer/screenwriter Allen Estrin, in order to advocate for conservative views and to offset what Prager regards as the undermining of college education by the left." In more recent years, they've developed a Christian based curriculum for use in schools.

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    Power puff scientist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because she can stick her tongue out, clearly deserves it

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    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heart wrenching story about a girl who couldn't fit her tongue in her mouth. A truly epic tale on personal growth and resilience. Coming soon.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a Netflix-documentary in the making about lazy, entitled brats who think they can influence other prople?

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call an ambulance she's having a stroke

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is a good father, when his eldest daughter went to Europe with a friend, he advised her every time she took a photo with her tongue out, to take one just the same but with it in, because her future self will thank her

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with that piece of meat hanging out of her face anyways? She looks like a mouth breather.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like what is that pose supposed to be 😂

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    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Netflix show about a girl who must learn against all odds to navigate the world with her tongue hanging out. Episode 1: A trip to the malt shop. Episode 2: The oral report. Episode 3: Our star walks too close to a telephone pole during winter..

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gen X here. When I was growing up, "influencers" were called the "popular group" and most of them (not all) were either mean or annoying, or both. I guess nothing changes except the title.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she'd be good playing a panting dog.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronouns this woman used to make that statement. "I" (several times), everyone, your, we. These people don't know what pronouns are do they?

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MIL, when asked to elaborate about the "woke mob" she was complaining about, said, "I don't know what it is, I just know I don't like it!"

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing society woke up to is that there needed to be a better way to address people rather than the B&W, binary provincial method that was insensitive and arrogant.

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    Jennifer Mathison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the “creator economy’’s” product couldn’t be made without the existence of the Netflix one?

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So…children…should not…act out scenes from their favourite shows…during…their designated play time…? Is that what you’re trying to say here?

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well when else are we going to be able to try them out

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    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She organized a protest of transgendered bathrooms at a US college. One of the protesters wore a diaper. She also denies the Holocaust if you need another reason not to give her name any value in the Google search algorithm.

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    Scarlett Pettis
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y E S S S Treat your children with kindness, dignity, respect, and empathy, and they will grow up to to be functionally awesome members of the world.

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    Honey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best action and reaction. Should be #1