Choosing Beggars: Dating App Edition (30 Pics)

I so wish the first letter of each line spelled out something - opportunity missed!

Under no circumstances date anyone who is "high maintenance". I did this once and it was a nightmare of attempting to please a self-centered narcissist

As soon as there is a list, I am out

Hahash.

You should report her to the app. That is prostitution, she should move to Nevada.

Honestly, if she was cute, i would pay to shove her in my exs face. This type of chick probably gets off on that, and 300 isnt a bad price for an escort

Guarantee she isn’t a beautiful enough person inside -or out- to be a hooker or ‘sugar baby..’

Tinder food stamps😅

I’d tell her I’m sending door dash to her and just let her wait

Hilarious. What a brat.

"I have been on many nice first dates" is not the flex you think it is. It's a parade of red flags.

"Tinder veteran" sounds hopeless.

You are a veteran like captain Dan

Grifter- nope

I love the fact that he doesn't mention what he brings to the table. At all.

Well isn't he a catch!

The incel is strong with this one. He doesn't want to partner he wants a slave/sexdoll.

That's not me. I promise.

He forgot to start this list with 'Nice guy...looking for...'

I stopped reading after "full fat coke." Just stfu, dude and preserve your 2 remaining brain cells- we wouldn't want the friction of them rubbing together burning them out.

"You need to look more natural. Get a fake tan and lip filler."

Mmm, I would troll the hell out of him. I made a scammer cry at some point; I'd have a field day with this creature!

Maybe it would be a good idea to lose a few stones, perhaps you could get rid of them by throwing them at him? I would be happy to give you my rock collections for that.

Such an a*s hole

is she posing with a port-a-potty?

Ho

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For most girls, love = free food

So many scamming parasites out there.

Wow; it’s never even crossed my mind to mention dollar amounts and things I need, but having seen this, I think I’m gonna start to do exactly that to the ones who simply won’t go away but seem to want to bore me to death. All my responses to those from now on will be “I’m trying to put together $150 for a Foredom Flexshaft. I current have $200, but I also need a laser printer. I’m also STARVING but my doctor says I should ONLY eat the best omikase I can find, and I need a haircut, but that’s $120 and I haven’t even begun to save for it yet!” I’ll make it a macro and anytime anyone bores me, or if they mention astrology or the zodiac, MAGA, the orange criminal, Andrew Tate, or vaccines, I’ll send along an extra-special, expensive message! That one’s gonna mention pink sapphires and tanzanites. I might even include photos!

I would tell someone to go 'F themself' so fast.

Says she needs money for a phone, but she needs money for her mum’s present too… Which one is it? She’s a horrible person either way and I’m glad he didn’t give her money. Feel bad for the others who did for being so stupid.

There are absolutely men who like this. Not that many, but how many does she need?? FinDom is also a thing, but men who flash money like women who behave like this.