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50 Hilarious Pics That Show What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone
There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.
We don’t even know what those sneaky little angels are capable of until we see it. Have your kids ever surprised you in this not-very-pleasant but quite funny way? If so, share pictures so everyone can have a laugh!
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This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."
Children Are The Future
When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room
My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face
There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds
Never Leave Jam Unattended
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog
This is why you get huge dogs: so toddlers can't do things like this 😂
When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds
My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter
Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And
I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This
Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second
Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags
Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty
My Daughter Was Upstairs, Being Very Quiet
Watcha Lookin At
Little Artist
Doing Creative Work On The Computer
I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog
My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless
When Your Older Brother Babysits
He really wanted to look like dad. At least he was smart enough to not put it directly on his face
Sibling Love
Shiniest Kid
Look on the bright side: he'll have lovely soft skin afterwards! ;)
Thanks Kids
Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room
Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox
The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement
I'm Pooped
This Is What Happens When You Blink
Little Guy Has No Regrets
A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This
Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This
I Think He Enjoyed It
Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old
A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This
What's Wrong Mom?
That Peanut Butter Life
Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow
I have a question. I have looked at multiple pages of kids painting themselves or something at this point. Do parents NOT teach their kids to leave items that don't belong to them alone? When three years old I got the brilliant idea of using my mother's lipstick to decorate the bathroom wall. She handed me a wet sponge and a can of Comet and said. You made the mess, you clean it up. She said I wiped a while and I cried a while. It took me hours to clean it. I'm sure she did additional cleaning after I was in bed. After all, there is only so much ability a three year old has. For the REST of my life, now 53 years later, I have NEVER drawn or written on any wall or ANY item I shouldn't have. That's all it took, I had to clean my own mess. How many of these parents made their kids even help clean the mess? How much you want to bet some percentage of parents actually MADE the mess to do an internet posting? Isn't there a Clorox commercial like that?
Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!
bean bags are dangerous for kids, they can coke on the styrofoam if they inhale it.
I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake
She Is Playing Holi...
Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'
Yoooo that's like impossible to remove out of skin for like a few days or week 😳
This Kiddo
The Artist And His Work
Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...
He Was The Only One Laughing
The Young Artist
Caught In The Act
Too Many Bubbles
Started From The Bottom Now We're Here
Step 1:complete Step 2: break windshield Step 3: *in creepy deep voice* GOD KNOWS
Why Kids And Yarn Don’t Mix
They Are In So Much Trouble
Potty Is Still Too Complicated
Little Birthday Princess
Daughter's Been Silent For 5 Minutes. Went To Investigate
Teamwork
When You Discover The New Artwork On Your Daughter's Wall
Yes, We Went Out In Public Like This. Yes, I Gave Up Caring A Long Time Ago
Guess He Got Bored
Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno
Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of
Silence Is Golden. Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Suspicious
He Was Only Playing Outside Nicely
Well, It's More Convenient Like That
Just Redecorating The Bathroom
And Meanwhile In Southamlandia, The Wild Quincy Beast Can Be Seen In His Natural Habitat
That Innocent Smile
Saying Good Bye To The Wall
Flour Kids
2 Kids And 4 Gallons Of Paint Later...
While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought
Lovely Child
My 7 Year-Old Decided He Needed To Know What Was Inside His Overstuffed Feather Pillow
Nesquik Dust Storm Caused By 2 Little Tornadoes
There's a broom in the picture. Did you clean a little and then decide this should be photographed
Permanent Marker, Zit Cream, And Nail Polish. We’re So Proud
I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level
Don't Leave Your Kids Alone
My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor
New Tub Of Desitin + New Tub Of Vaseline + New Container Of Powder + Extra Long 'Nap'= Reminder To Get A Tubal Ligation
So The Twins Were Quietly Playing With Their Blocks I Thought
Noticed The House Was Quiet. Then Found Him In My Room
The Friendly Frog Green Paint Looked So Great On The Kids’ Bedroom Wall, They Decided To Add A Few Touch Ups To Our Bedroom Wall
Pamela, let me help you here... Maybe they didn't have paint on their thumbs... and... that's about it, really.
Kids Decided To Make Popcorn
Since Early Childhood, I Have Had An Intense Fear Of Everything Clown - From The Circus Variety To Jesters And Mimes. So Try To Imagine My Terror When I Walked In To My Daughter’s Bedroom And Discovered Her Like This
Caught Red Handed. And Footed. And Legged. And Bodied. And...
Loves To Brush His Teeth And, Um, Legs
22 Pounds Of Flour
Late Night Finger Painting
What Baby Powder, And 5 Mins With No One Watching Will Do
Proud Little Angel
LOL this is how my daughter will look at me if I catch her getting into something. Cute
When Your Child And Your Dog Disappear Upstairs For An Hour, You Should Totally Be Suspicious
Toddler + Black Marker + Baby
We Thought He Was Taking A Nap, Instead He Found Daddy’s Stash Of Cuban Cigars
When The Kids Find The Plastic Bag Storage
My Friend's Son And His Canine Accomplice Got Into The Kitchen Cabinet
My 2-Year-Old Got Ahold Of A Sharpie And Wrote All Over My Melamine-Wrapped (Can’t Be Painted) Master Bathroom Vanity
hairspray gets rid of permanent marker that and nail polish remover
When You Go Downstairs And Find Your Kids Have Made " A Limbo Cave" Out Of One Of Their Closets
Working On Her Beauty Routine
Cleaning Up
in before Pam Grove talks about the dangerous chemical residue that might be left on your counter from cleaners and how injection could result in death!!!
That One Time My Daughter Drew All Over Your New Sheets With Permanent Marker. And Then Posed Proudly On It
Never Leave A Child Unattended
This Is What I Came Back To After A Quick Trip To Do Some Laundry In The Other Room. And Yes, There Is Another Child In There Somewhere
Jeez Pamela Grove, just go home if you don't want to play with us! You are the least fun person on here!
See How Pretty. Playing Dress Up With Aunt's Stuff Is The Worst!
A Tub Of Country Crock All Over Him And The Laundry Room. Thankfully His Twin Was In Bed And Didn’t Get Involved In This One
Kid Is Pure Evil
Little Devil
Kid Likes To Get His Hands (And face) Dirty
He Was A Bit Too Quiet... Is This What Parents Of 90s Babies Feared?
For the younger audience. Cassette tapes had two wheels (reels) of magnetic tape that stored audio. When the tape was removed from the cassette you get the picture above. Next up on old guy describes a thing...
Painting With Acrylic Paints, Left For A Minute To Help Son In Washroom. Returned To This
My Daughter Got A Hold Of My Liquid Eyeliner
Kids Are The Worst
When You Kick The Kids Out Of The Kitchen When Getting Dinner Ready, And The Big One Grabs A Bag Of Pretzels You Walk Out To This
At Least There Will Be Less Rashes When You Sit Now.
This Is Pretty Much How Tommy Ends Up Looking After Any Meal With A Tomato Based Sauce
What A Beautiful Smile
Dying Easter Eggs With Shaving Cream...
I Was Doing Dishes And Looked Over To See My 1 Year Old Had Ripped Up The Keys To My Laptop
Late Night Fridge Raiding
Just A Little Spill
They Made Themselves “Snowmen”. This Took Weeks To Clean Up
The 3 Year Old Glued A Penny To The Fridge With Butter
Just Till I Make Dinner
'I Made A Sandwich'
They Said You Could Put Nutella On Anything!
30 Seconds Of My Inattention Was All It Took For My 16 Month Old Son To Smear A Bowl Full Of Rice Pudding Into My Laptop
Kid Just Wanted A More Natural Terrain
For Just 10 Minutes Of Being Lonely They Healed Themselves And All Sofas In Living Room With Sudocream, Cream Under Diaper, Made To Be Water Resistance
I Go To Scrub Her Bathtub, That Had Gotten Ruined When She Painted Herself. While I’m Scrubbing, I Hear, 'Momma, I Colouring' This Is Stage Makeup. Love The Look On Her Face
Me: What Did You Do? Roman: I Warpainted
Why A Bathroom Break Is Not Allowed When You Have A Toddler.
She Didn't Want To Eat The Food I Gave Her. So I Gave It To The Dog. I Came Back To This
LOL kid is too cute... she'll eat worse than that before she is grown! and Pamela Grove, where did you ever hear that dogs should never have anything tomato? only the plant and leaves contain things dangerous to the dog, the ripe tomato itself is a healthy and delicious treat! check your facts and give the pontificating a rest :)
Sneaking Into Moms Room While She's In The Bathroom- Steals All The Pillows And Blankets, And Puts In My Ear Plugs So He "Didn't Have To Hear Mommy Get Upset"
What Are Bowls
Came Downstairs From Getting The Baby To These 2 Naked Ladies, Dumping Steel Cut Oats On The Floor, Toys, Couch, And Themselves
Thought He Was Eating Lunch...
Apparently My 2-Year-Old Decided To 'Make' Eggs On Our New Area Rug
If My Thoughts Had Vocalised I Would Have Needed To Use The Stuffing For My Mouth
This Is Art Mom
At Least It Was Washable
(This Was Me) Guess I Was Hungry
Helpie Mchelperson Was Helping Us Pack Because We Were Moving
Oh Yay Me! The Girls Were Being Sweet Angels Playing So Nicely Together In The Other Room And Now I Know Why!
I Open The Door To Wake Up My 2 Year Old From A Nap And This Is What I Found. Worst Part Was The Statically Charged Styrofoam Particles That Refused Many Attempts To Be Cleaned Up
future note. spray everything down with "Static Guard", then vacuum. (yeah, this is the voice of experience)
It Was Sooo Good
Soooo... This Happened While I Squeezed In My Workout
No Snow? Why Not Try A Dirt Angel Then
Set The Table, Kids, It's Time To Feast!
This Is Why I Don't Like It When My Kids Are Quiet
Taking My Dog Hiking When I Realized Why My Daughter Had Him Locked In The Bathroom With Her Last Week
What Happens When My Niece Is Left Alone For 10 Minutes
Asked My Daughter To Keep An Eye On Her Brother...
Found Ghost, Thought It Was Blood, Remembered I Just Gave The Kids Juice. I Was Making Lunch
Food Dye Is Fun In The Car
How Long Was That Child Left Alone For In Order For Them To Do That. Well, Now That I Am A Mom, I Have The Answer To That Question. About 15 Seconds
No One Knew Where My Cousin Went
I Got Into The Baby Powder
My Children Prepping For War
All Moisturised And Sofl
It's Flour... I Swear
"Silence Is Golden... Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Very Suspicious"
Coco Pops Taste Better Off The Floor According To This Little Lady
Makeup..
When You Leave The Room For 2 Minutes And Your Toddler Decides The Milk Belongs In His Kitchen
Wondered Why My Kids Were Being So Quiet In Their Room
I Left My Son Alone For Two Minutes
Busted With The Cream
When You Leave Them Outside With Their Father For 5 Minutes...
I Wanted To Be A Mummy
Seriously????
Say A Little Prayer For Me
Why Draw On The Paper When You Can Draw On Yourself?
Can't Leave These Two Alone For 5 Mins
When You Accidentally Leave Flour Outside
Oh, What's In This Bag Hidden Behind This Big Cabinet? I Have Lots Of Toys, But Something In A Mysterious Bag Must Be Found Out. Paint!
Wasn't Me
OK, so what is the white powder!?!?!? Because I'd assume it's Comet right in there next to the laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and other cleaners. Seriously? Not at all funny. Not. One. Bit.
An Here I Was Thinking They Were Picking Up There Toys, How Wrong I Was
Not Distructive, But Still....
Apparently My 2yo Thought My Window Smelled Bad 😂
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Children Alone With Their Children. He Cried When She Took Him Down.
I Have No Idea What They Were Doing, But They Were Pleased With It.
Hee hee, reminds me of my girls when they were little. Weirdest little weirdos ever! The best!
"i'm A Tiger!" In Sharpie....
The Cake Had No Chance
My Daughter's Idea Of "painting Her Nails"
Why Keep The Sand In The Tray When I Can Spread It Over The Rug While Mummy Gets Me Some Juice!
Well Bless You!
Serves Me Right Leaving It For A Minute Whilst Going To The Bathroom! Selfie
As Soon As She Steped Out.
Just Several Minute In Another Room.......:d
This Is What Happens When You Leave The Bathroom Door Open
The one on our right looks like he's balding from the cream in his hair!
Turn Around Then The Pant Were Off
Spot The Full Gallon Of Milk On The Couch!
Aspiring To Be A Graffiti Artist? I Don't Think I'll Get My Deposit Back!
When The Kids And The Friends Get Too Quiet
Nope, this is a fake picture. Look at the boxes, they are all empty and some are even 2 or 3 boxes in there. Who buys this amount of food AND what bothers me most, where is the food?? Little kids can't open the boxes that way!! - Sorry, but this is the second picture of all the posts I don't believe.
She Was White Before We Left Her Alone!
Left Him In A Different Room With His Sister's. Came Back 2 Minutes Later Asked Dad Where He Was Said With The Girls.... Girls Were Outside This Is What I Found. Seriously Never Renovate If You Have Kids. Like Ever Deal With The Crappy Broken Crap He Was Standing In The Mud Bucket Literally Standing In It.....
Please tell me your kids will learn to write better than this when they are older.
It Literally Took Me 1 Minute To Throw Clothes In The Washer.. 1 Minute..
2yr Old +9 Month Old German Shepherd + Left Alone For 5minutes = Baking Soda Snow Storm.
5 Year Old Hosted Barbie Jacuzzi Party With Whiskey. 1
This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Playing Legos With Your Older Brothers.
I Thought They Were Past This Stage, I Thought Wrong. At Least They Are Actually Getting Along So That's A Plus Right .
Toddler With A Stuffy Nose...
Kids And Lotion
This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?
This Is What Happens When There Aren't Chaperones!
Graffiti Kids 🤷🏼♀️
Never Too Early To Prevent Wrinkles. Diaper Rash Cream's Gotta Work.
I Couldn't Get Mad At Her, She Was Too Cute.
Left My Two Year Old Alone For 5 Minutes And He Redecorated The Fish Tank... Yes, Those Are Socks..
Cutey
I Only Went To The Bathroom... (it's Frosting, Relax)
Power Powder
Playing In The Dog Crate Gone Bad!
Our Nephews, The Ring Bearers (my Sister's Boy And My Sister-in-law's Boy) After The Wedding Rehearsal. They Found One Of The Gifts That Had Been Sent And "helped" Unpack It While The Grownups Were Getting Food Ready...(1999).
This Literally Took 10 Seconds. And This Is Why We Paint Outside.
Just Went To The Bathroom...came Out And He Was In To The Baby Powder!!
Went To The Bathroom And He Stole My Jelly Doughnut
My Lipstick... Perfect Shirt Choice For This Day
Our Cute Food Thief Chicken Wings, Daddy's Donut And My Cake. So Proud Of Herself!
I Was Upstairs Feeding My Newborn Daughter And Her Brother, 3 Years Old, Wanted Strawberry Milk And Made It Himself! Looks Like A Crime Scene!
When You Go To The Bathroom By Yourself For 3 Minutes Without Your 1yr Old.
When The Sugar High Crash Is To Much While Watching A Movie.
This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?
He Wanted Mascara... He Used White Out. Fyi, Mk Eye Make Up Removed Removed It!
Had To Explain To Daycare It Wasn't A Rash... She Was Stained By The Lipstick
Dad Said He Would Watch Them.... Dirt From Potted Plant Everywhere Including The Toilet.
When You Are Trying To Potty Train Your Kid And You Leave Them Alone For 2 Minutes.
Thought It Was Good Idea To Give Her Markers While I Unloaded Groceries
Tomatoes Go On The Nose Right?
Be Sure All The Bubbles Are Gone Before You Leave A 2 Year Old Alone In The Kitchen
I Didn't Know She Could Climb On The Chairs.
My Daughter Watched Me Painting And Thought She Would Create Her Own Masterpiece
Stepped Out To Change A Diaper And Came Back To The Girls Having Used All The Sugar Candies
Thought They'd Make A Head Start With The Baking
Vaseline.....now Imagine How Difficult It Was To Carry Him Up To The Bathtub!
Kid Forts Have Come A Long Way... This One Has A Weapons Cache, A Fan, Carpet, Furniture, Interior Lighting And Wall Art.
Found The Colourstay Lipstick
First Time She Fed Herself
All the pics are so funny, but, you parents do realize that if you stop and take pictures of your misfit kid, presumably while you laugh, s/he's going to do that again?
They don't necessarily do that. Kids aren't simple output programs where one input does not equal one output. Plus, the parents might not laugh at all, they might've just taken the pic.
Load More Replies...Well, sorry, but I call these sets of pictures 'free contraception photos' :D Guess I may more happily live my life with three smelly and loud dogs...
Yeah, I love my nieces and nephew but seeing how they can act/behave or what they do sometimes... And seeing lists like this :P No thanks. I'll stick with my cats (and dogs later too) :P
Load More Replies...All the pics are so funny, but, you parents do realize that if you stop and take pictures of your misfit kid, presumably while you laugh, s/he's going to do that again?
They don't necessarily do that. Kids aren't simple output programs where one input does not equal one output. Plus, the parents might not laugh at all, they might've just taken the pic.
Load More Replies...Well, sorry, but I call these sets of pictures 'free contraception photos' :D Guess I may more happily live my life with three smelly and loud dogs...
Yeah, I love my nieces and nephew but seeing how they can act/behave or what they do sometimes... And seeing lists like this :P No thanks. I'll stick with my cats (and dogs later too) :P
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