There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.

We don’t even know what those sneaky little angels are capable of until we see it. Have your kids ever surprised you in this not-very-pleasant but quite funny way? If so, share pictures so everyone can have a laugh!

#1 This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

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Nancy E 1 year ago

This is a cute one. I like a spot of color !

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#2 Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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Ella Grace 1 year ago

To a kid this would be awesome

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#3 Children Are The Future

Children Are The Future

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Ella Grace 1 year ago

OMG! NOOOOOOOOO

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#4 When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room

When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room

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Tatjana Dunkelmann 1 year ago

😂

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#5 My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

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Filipe Vieira 1 year ago

"Wait mom hear me out, this is not what you think it is"

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#6 There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds

There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

Hard to upvote because it's so painful to see!

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#7 Never Leave Jam Unattended

Never Leave Jam Unattended

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Nancy E 1 year ago

I just love this one !

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#8 This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

This is why you get huge dogs: so toddlers can't do things like this 😂

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#9 When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds

When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds

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Kevin Donegan 1 year ago

This toddler was left along a lot longer than 2 seconds.

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#10 My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter

My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter

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BlondiieSammy 1 year ago

I love the santa in his sleigh with the reindeer!

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#11 Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And

Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And

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Kwaku 1 year ago

good hevens NO

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#12 I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This

I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This

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Alessia Facchin 1 year ago

adorable...a true lady

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#13 Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second

Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second

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Cat Meow 1 year ago

The satisfied look on the girls face. Perfect. That's like the 101 of How to Put Your Sibling Into Their Rightful Space

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#14 Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags

Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags

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Nancy E 1 year ago

The static cling is no joke. This will take time to clean up .

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#15 Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty

Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

That's what hoses are for! XD

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#16 My Daughter Was Upstairs, Being Very Quiet

My Daughter Was Upstairs, Being Very Quiet

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

That's cute!

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#17 Watcha Lookin At

Watcha Lookin At

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Shirley Richard 1 year ago

Seriously, wtf? Kid is hilarious!

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#18 Little Artist

Little Artist

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Talk about cleaning time. Nightmare !

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#19 Doing Creative Work On The Computer

Doing Creative Work On The Computer

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FHKW 1 year ago

I don't feel so paranoid now about how we locked up everything we didn't want our kid getting into.

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#20 I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog

I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog

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Jade Lorreni💜💙 1 year ago

Boy:it was the dog Dog: you believe this shit

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#21 This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog

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Marty Sunderland 1 year ago

What a sweet patient pup!

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#22 My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless

My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless

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Alessia Facchin 1 year ago

she is smart...

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#23 When Your Older Brother Babysits

When Your Older Brother Babysits

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Lakia Hawkins 1 year ago

He really wanted to look like dad. At least he was smart enough to not put it directly on his face

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#24 Sibling Love

Sibling Love

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Why the head & 2 tiny marks on the feet ?

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#25 Shiniest Kid

Shiniest Kid

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Sherlock Holmes 1 year ago

Look on the bright side: he'll have lovely soft skin afterwards! ;)

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#26 Thanks Kids

Thanks Kids

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

Gotta try em all

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#27 Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room

Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

That's kinda cute though! XD

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#28 Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox

Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox

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person (i think) 1 year ago

Clean the fireplace more often!!

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#29 The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement

The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

Yet the sofa is untouched

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#30 I'm Pooped

I'm Pooped

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#31 This Is What Happens When You Blink

This Is What Happens When You Blink

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Bunnies are better!! 1 year ago

whatever you do, DON'T BLINK!

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#32 Little Guy Has No Regrets

Little Guy Has No Regrets

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Shirley Richard 1 year ago

Dad looks PO

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#33 A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This

A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This

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Nancy E 1 year ago

Well at least it is a quality butter brand.

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#34 Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

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Arnoud Lievers 1 year ago

or is he watching scarface maybe?

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#35 I Think He Enjoyed It

I Think He Enjoyed It

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Miradona Balog 1 year ago

I think he ate a smurf...

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#36 Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old

Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

Oh no! That's painful!

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#37 A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This

A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This

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Hisseefit 1 year ago

With 2 cribs, I'm guessing the other guilty one left the scene of the crime.

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#38 What's Wrong Mom?

What's Wrong Mom?

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nightcore.nerd 1 year ago

The next bendy the ink man ._.

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#39 That Peanut Butter Life

That Peanut Butter Life

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justtired 1 year ago

at least it's not poop xD

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#40 Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow

Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow

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Pamela Grove 1 year ago

I have a question. I have looked at multiple pages of kids painting themselves or something at this point. Do parents NOT teach their kids to leave items that don't belong to them alone? When three years old I got the brilliant idea of using my mother's lipstick to decorate the bathroom wall. She handed me a wet sponge and a can of Comet and said. You made the mess, you clean it up. She said I wiped a while and I cried a while. It took me hours to clean it. I'm sure she did additional cleaning after I was in bed. After all, there is only so much ability a three year old has. For the REST of my life, now 53 years later, I have NEVER drawn or written on any wall or ANY item I shouldn't have. That's all it took, I had to clean my own mess. How many of these parents made their kids even help clean the mess? How much you want to bet some percentage of parents actually MADE the mess to do an internet posting? Isn't there a Clorox commercial like that?

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#41 Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!

Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!

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Heather Mullen 1 year ago

bean bags are dangerous for kids, they can coke on the styrofoam if they inhale it.

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#42 I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

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Polfsky Pol 1 year ago

Well she's about to learn a lesson when she tries to take it off.

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#43 She Is Playing Holi...

She Is Playing Holi...

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bubamara 1 year ago

Holi moli

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#44 Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'

Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

Yoooo that's like impossible to remove out of skin for like a few days or week 😳

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#45 This Kiddo

This Kiddo

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

At least he put the eggs in the box

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#46 The Artist And His Work

The Artist And His Work

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Charlotte Ayers 1 year ago

I admire his focus and restraint.

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#47 Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...

Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...

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Jose Baeyens 1 year ago

...they meant : it will be fun for the kids.

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#48 He Was The Only One Laughing

He Was The Only One Laughing

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Nickie LaRue 1 year ago

I'm going to bet its diaper rash cream...

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#49 The Young Artist

The Young Artist

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FHKW 1 year ago

But who could have done it?

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#50 Caught In The Act

Caught In The Act

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💖 Stacy Rae 💖 1 year ago

Sudocream again?

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#51 Too Many Bubbles

Too Many Bubbles

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Marty Sunderland 1 year ago

No such thing

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#52 Started From The Bottom Now We're Here

Started From The Bottom Now We're Here

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

Step 1:complete Step 2: break windshield Step 3: *in creepy deep voice* GOD KNOWS

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#53 Why Kids And Yarn Don’t Mix

Why Kids And Yarn Don’t Mix

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

He's so proud though! Lol

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#54 They Are In So Much Trouble

They Are In So Much Trouble

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FHKW 1 year ago

We need FBI profilers who can tell us what the kids are thinking when they do this.

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#55 Potty Is Still Too Complicated

Potty Is Still Too Complicated

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nanashi 1 year ago

instructions were unclear

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#56 Little Birthday Princess

Little Birthday Princess

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i 8 pi 1 year ago

Thug Life

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#57 Daughter's Been Silent For 5 Minutes. Went To Investigate

Daughter's Been Silent For 5 Minutes. Went To Investigate

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Cat Meow 1 year ago

That's not too bad.

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#58 Teamwork

Teamwork

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daniellabob 1 year ago

double trouble.

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#59 When You Discover The New Artwork On Your Daughter's Wall

When You Discover The New Artwork On Your Daughter's Wall

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Charlotte Ayers 1 year ago

Pretty good artist.

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#60 Yes, We Went Out In Public Like This. Yes, I Gave Up Caring A Long Time Ago

Yes, We Went Out In Public Like This. Yes, I Gave Up Caring A Long Time Ago

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Mark Jaress 1 year ago

Planning his tattoo'd life

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#61 Guess He Got Bored

Guess He Got Bored

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Dakota Zayat 1 year ago

When you can't poop

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#62 Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno

Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno

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Lance Beard 1 year ago

Hooman! You will pay...

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#63 Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of

Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of

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i 8 pi 1 year ago

"Ok mom this time it was YOU!!!"

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#64 Silence Is Golden. Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Suspicious

Silence Is Golden. Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Suspicious

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Hamlets twin 1 year ago

relatively not that bad...

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#65 He Was Only Playing Outside Nicely

He Was Only Playing Outside Nicely

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Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

That does look fun though! At least it's outside!

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#66 Well, It's More Convenient Like That

Well, It's More Convenient Like That

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Charlotte Ayers 1 year ago

Also guarantees no one else will want to eat any.....

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#67 Just Redecorating The Bathroom

Just Redecorating The Bathroom

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i 8 pi 1 year ago

They look so focused, I wonder what their next masterpiece holds.

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#68 And Meanwhile In Southamlandia, The Wild Quincy Beast Can Be Seen In His Natural Habitat

And Meanwhile In Southamlandia, The Wild Quincy Beast Can Be Seen In His Natural Habitat

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i 8 pi 1 year ago

*SUPERHERO NAME CONFIGURATION* --- Mud Man

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#69 That Innocent Smile

That Innocent Smile

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jevais 1 year ago

It is shaving cream. Have you never seen any?

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#70 Saying Good Bye To The Wall

Saying Good Bye To The Wall

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Kaitlynn Bentley 1 year ago

I wonder who ted is...

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#71 Flour Kids

Flour Kids

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Joelle Jansen 1 year ago

Yeah, definitely too late there. XD

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#72 2 Kids And 4 Gallons Of Paint Later...

2 Kids And 4 Gallons Of Paint Later...

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#73 While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought

While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought

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April Szabo 1 year ago

I've never heard water crayons before. Makes sense. Lol

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#74 Lovely Child

Lovely Child

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Hamlets twin 1 year ago

Someone enjoyed their lunch. Not sure how much he ate though...

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#75 My 7 Year-Old Decided He Needed To Know What Was Inside His Overstuffed Feather Pillow

My 7 Year-Old Decided He Needed To Know What Was Inside His Overstuffed Feather Pillow

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Socially Awkward 1 year ago

Madness. That's what.

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#76 Nesquik Dust Storm Caused By 2 Little Tornadoes

Nesquik Dust Storm Caused By 2 Little Tornadoes

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Pulkit Saraf 1 year ago

There's a broom in the picture. Did you clean a little and then decide this should be photographed

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#77 Permanent Marker, Zit Cream, And Nail Polish. We’re So Proud

Permanent Marker, Zit Cream, And Nail Polish. We’re So Proud

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Jade Lorreni💜💙 1 year ago

On a white couch as well, ouch

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#78 I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level

I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level

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Scott Campbell 1 year ago

Quiet means danger.

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#79 Don't Leave Your Kids Alone

Don't Leave Your Kids Alone

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Wyndmere 1 year ago

Hairspray removes most inks.

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#80 My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor

My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor