There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.

We don’t even know what those sneaky little angels are capable of until we see it. Have your kids ever surprised you in this not-very-pleasant but quite funny way? If so, share pictures so everyone can have a laugh!

#1

This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

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Nancy E
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3 years ago

This is a cute one. I like a spot of color !

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#2

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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Ella Grace
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3 years ago

To a kid this would be awesome

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#3

Children Are The Future

Children Are The Future

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Ella Grace
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3 years ago

OMG! NOOOOOOOOO

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#4

When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room

When Your Kid Is Quiet For Too Long In Another Room

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Tatjana Dunkelmann
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3 years ago

😂

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#5

My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

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Filipe Vieira
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3 years ago

"Wait mom hear me out, this is not what you think it is"

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#6

There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds

There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

Hard to upvote because it's so painful to see!

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#7

Never Leave Jam Unattended

Never Leave Jam Unattended

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

I just love this one !

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#8

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

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Dakota Zayat
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3 years ago

This is why you get huge dogs: so toddlers can't do things like this 😂

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#9

When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds

When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds

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Kevin Donegan
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3 years ago

This toddler was left along a lot longer than 2 seconds.

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#10

My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter

My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter

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BlondiieSammy
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3 years ago

I love the santa in his sleigh with the reindeer!

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#11

Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And

Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And

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Kwaku
Community Member
3 years ago

good hevens NO

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#12

I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This

I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This

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Alessia Facchin
Community Member
3 years ago

adorable...a true lady

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#13

Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second

Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second

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Cat Meow
Community Member
3 years ago

The satisfied look on the girls face. Perfect. That's like the 101 of How to Put Your Sibling Into Their Rightful Space

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#14

Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags

Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags

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Nancy E
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3 years ago

The static cling is no joke. This will take time to clean up .

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#15

Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty

Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty

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Jessica Stohr
Community Member
3 years ago

That's what hoses are for! XD

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#16

My Daughter Was Upstairs, Being Very Quiet

My Daughter Was Upstairs, Being Very Quiet

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Jessica Stohr
Community Member
3 years ago

That's cute!

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#17

Watcha Lookin At

Watcha Lookin At

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Shirley Richard
Community Member
3 years ago

Seriously, wtf? Kid is hilarious!

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#18

Little Artist

Little Artist

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Talk about cleaning time. Nightmare !

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#19

Doing Creative Work On The Computer

Doing Creative Work On The Computer

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FHKW
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't feel so paranoid now about how we locked up everything we didn't want our kid getting into.

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#20

I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog

I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog

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Jade Lorreni💜💙
Community Member
3 years ago

Boy:it was the dog Dog: you believe this shit

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#21

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog

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Marty Sunderland
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3 years ago

What a sweet patient pup!

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#22

My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless

My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless

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Alessia Facchin
Community Member
3 years ago

she is smart...

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#23

When Your Older Brother Babysits

When Your Older Brother Babysits

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Lakia Hawkins
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3 years ago

He really wanted to look like dad. At least he was smart enough to not put it directly on his face

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#24

Sibling Love

Sibling Love

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Nancy E
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3 years ago

Why the head & 2 tiny marks on the feet ?

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#25

Shiniest Kid

Shiniest Kid

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Sherlock Holmes
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3 years ago

Look on the bright side: he'll have lovely soft skin afterwards! ;)

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#26

Thanks Kids

Thanks Kids

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Dakota Zayat
Community Member
3 years ago

Gotta try em all

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#27

Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room

Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room

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Jessica Stohr
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3 years ago

That's kinda cute though! XD

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#28

Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox

Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox

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person (i think)
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3 years ago

Clean the fireplace more often!!

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#29

The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement

The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement

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Dakota Zayat
Community Member
3 years ago

Yet the sofa is untouched

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#30

I'm Pooped

I'm Pooped

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Jade Lorreni💜💙
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3 years ago

Ewwwww

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#31

This Is What Happens When You Blink

This Is What Happens When You Blink

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Bunnies are better!!
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3 years ago

whatever you do, DON'T BLINK!

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#32

Little Guy Has No Regrets

Little Guy Has No Regrets

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Shirley Richard
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3 years ago

Dad looks PO

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#33

A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This

A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This

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Nancy E
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3 years ago

Well at least it is a quality butter brand.

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#34

Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

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Arnoud Lievers
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3 years ago

or is he watching scarface maybe?

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#35

I Think He Enjoyed It

I Think He Enjoyed It

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Miradona Balog
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3 years ago

I think he ate a smurf...

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#36

Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old

Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old

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Jessica Stohr
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh no! That's painful!

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#37

A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This

A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This

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Hisseefit
Community Member
3 years ago

With 2 cribs, I'm guessing the other guilty one left the scene of the crime.

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#38

What's Wrong Mom?

What's Wrong Mom?

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nightcore.nerd
Community Member
3 years ago

The next bendy the ink man ._.

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#39

That Peanut Butter Life

That Peanut Butter Life

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justtired
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3 years ago

at least it's not poop xD

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#40

Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow

Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow

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Pamela Grove
Community Member
3 years ago

I have a question. I have looked at multiple pages of kids painting themselves or something at this point. Do parents NOT teach their kids to leave items that don't belong to them alone? When three years old I got the brilliant idea of using my mother's lipstick to decorate the bathroom wall. She handed me a wet sponge and a can of Comet and said. You made the mess, you clean it up. She said I wiped a while and I cried a while. It took me hours to clean it. I'm sure she did additional cleaning after I was in bed. After all, there is only so much ability a three year old has. For the REST of my life, now 53 years later, I have NEVER drawn or written on any wall or ANY item I shouldn't have. That's all it took, I had to clean my own mess. How many of these parents made their kids even help clean the mess? How much you want to bet some percentage of parents actually MADE the mess to do an internet posting? Isn't there a Clorox commercial like that?

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#41

Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!

Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!

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Heather Mullen
Community Member
3 years ago

bean bags are dangerous for kids, they can coke on the styrofoam if they inhale it.

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#42

I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

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Polfsky Pol
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3 years ago

Well she's about to learn a lesson when she tries to take it off.

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#43

She Is Playing Holi...

She Is Playing Holi...

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bubamara
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3 years ago

Holi moli

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#44

Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'

Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'

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Dakota Zayat
Community Member
3 years ago

Yoooo that's like impossible to remove out of skin for like a few days or week 😳

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#45

This Kiddo

This Kiddo

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Dakota Zayat
Community Member
3 years ago

At least he put the eggs in the box

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#46

The Artist And His Work

The Artist And His Work

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Charlotte Ayers
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3 years ago

I admire his focus and restraint.

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#47

Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...

Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...

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Jose Baeyens
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3 years ago

...they meant : it will be fun for the kids.

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#48

He Was The Only One Laughing

He Was The Only One Laughing

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Nickie LaRue
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm going to bet its diaper rash cream...

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#49

The Young Artist

The Young Artist

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FHKW
Community Member
3 years ago

But who could have done it?

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#50

Caught In The Act

Caught In The Act

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💖 Stacy Rae 💖
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3 years ago

Sudocream again?

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