50 Hilarious Memes For People Who Might Have Given Up On Life—But With Humor (New Pics)

Give Mr Thirsty a medal, right now!

I tone mine down because of trauma.

True friends.

"Amber alert, cat masters! Dave is onto us!"

maybe we would be able to do it too if we had 16h of sleep every day

SO accurate.

THAT is pure brilliance!

Those who ignore history are destined to repeat it

Then, carpe noctem...

Think we've all been hit by this one in the last year or so. and it ain't stopping😣

One of mine is sitting next to me right now, holding on to me with both paws while she grooms her lovely self and purrs loudly. Earlier she wanted to play, so she brought a little cloth toy for me to throw to her so she can fetch it and bring it back multiple times. Cats are a true joy.

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I once had a therapist tell me to run the dishwasher twice. I just couldn't face the sink full of dishes. I had to all but wash them before I put them into the dishwasher for then to get clean in my crappy dishwasher so I just kept putting then off and putting then off. When I told my therapist, he said run to run the dishwasher twice! I was gobsmacked! What a crazy idea! But it worked. No more sick full of dishes. Next, I took a shower sitting down.

Now I need one too

I went to a deli some time ago, and got a sandwich. When the deli-master had finished constructing and wrapping the masterpiece, he held it up and said, "Beg?" I thought it was an unusual request, but I'm an accommodating sort of person, so I held my hands up like a dog's paws, lolled my tongue out, and panted. He looked at me, confused, picked up a small paper bag with his other hand, held up the sandwich and the bag, and asked "Do you vant a beg or don't you?"

Tempting

You missed quality control at a crisp factory.

if my cats died, i think i would have a breakdown.

Bonus fact: when they sneeze it's called a pikachu.

Hahaha, I do this to help me manage my fatigue! It’s comfortable sat on the sofa, and I can partially forget how gôddamn tired I actually am.

Flashnight.

Just keep swimming....

I've done something similar when I'm restless after being indoors for too long. I tell myself, "The Beast is pacing around her cage restlessly, suffering without species-typical activities." Sometimes, before a long walk, I might tell my husband that I'm going to release myself back into nature.

I may steal that line.

fool me 3 times, you already have all your evidence to prove i'm an idiot, why do you need to do it again??

Krusty, is that you?

Mentally I have let go of the tree

That's how my gf and me spend most of our Saturdays

There weren't enough "muahs" there.

Thomas had never seen such bulls...wait, no!

Pacman had a rough day at the maze.

And your expectations.

I was approaching my neighborhood cemetery one night, when I encountered a group of teenage girls. They stopped me and said they were afraid to walk past the cemetery at night and would I walk with them. I agreed and, when we got a bit over half way, I said, "You know, I was always afraid to walk past this cemetery when I was alive, too."

Translation.."sucks to be you."

And? AND!? AAAANNDD!!??

When one door closes, open it again. That's how doors work...

MAGA handed off cursed Trump to the entire country.

And someone tells you to "cheer up".

Hello USA.

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Me, every waking moment.

Don't.

90% of everything I ever worried about never happened. Worry works.

One of our cats never left the entire mouse -- just the tail. Evidently it was the tastiest bit, in her opinion -- or the worst, because she knew we weren't going to eat it. One expedition produced a whole row of tails left on the doorstep.

The way he's diabolically rubbing his tiny little paws together.

Do it for the frogs.

You're a friend, you can

I love this song! RIP Dolores - such a unique and beautiful voice.

The best thing to do is not stick around afterwards. First, you ghost them, then you delete all your social media accounts, and shortly thereafter, you quietly move to another town.

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Mine tastes like charred barrels and peat. I don't mind.

Reality, nice to visit but wouldn't want to live there.

Accurate

nah, i still need to understand everything

Alternatively, the graffiti has become self sentient & changed the original message, so now there's a possibility of reading something different each day on that bit of wall. No, I'm not high...

All the home health nurses talk to my mother like she is a baby. She will close her eyes and pretend to sleep. If they keep going, she will get up, go to the bedroom and shut the door.

I am so glad someone else thpught pf this. I know some sciolars who are ‘important’ to cite in my discipline sometimes but I know they are s**t.

This was basically how I described puberty to my kid. The human body does some really gross things and in the next few years, it's gonna be a little extra gross. But the good news is that all your friends bodies are doing the same thing, so embrace it and be gross together.

How are you describing me so accurately?

Same