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Besides serving as an important source of employment for broke art students, clever chalkboard sidewalk signs like these are also great for entertaining and attracting customers! How else would you attract the desired clientele to your fine establishment if not by funny slogans and some of the best puns scribbled on a blackboard?

College students love to see bar signs like these in front of their favorite rathskellers, but just about any store can throw up a good chalkboard sign if they have a witty and/or talented artist with a few clever ideas. If you've seen any cool chalk drawings dissing hipsters or promising unique services, please add them to this list – and upvote your favorite funny signs, too!

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No Hipsters

No Hipsters

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    Sign Outside A Wine Tasting Bar In Napa

    Sign Outside A Wine Tasting Bar In Napa

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    #3

    Trust Me

    Trust Me

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    frank0ys
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Nice try vodka, nice try.

    #4

    Pilates?

    Pilates?

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    #5

    UK Pub Signs

    UK Pub Signs

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    DarrenLeybourne
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha that's down the road from me. They got quite a few complaints.

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    #6

    Truth

    Truth

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    TinyDynamine
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the second drawing depicts "During coffee". ;)

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    #7

    Chalkboard Sign

    Chalkboard Sign

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    DulcePaulina
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs' vet has a sign at her office saying this. Hilarious!

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    #8

    Cheeky Pub Sign

    Cheeky Pub Sign

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    #9

    Free Beer

    Free Beer

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    #10

    Soup Of The Day

    Soup Of The Day

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    SusannaVesna
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahahha! I have friends who'd love to go there!

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    #11

    I Saw This Sign Last Night

    I Saw This Sign Last Night

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    #12

    Was Told To Make A Valentines Day Sign For The Bar I Work At

    Was Told To Make A Valentines Day Sign For The Bar I Work At

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    #13

    Irish Pub Sign. These Guys Got Your Back

    Irish Pub Sign. These Guys Got Your Back

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    TerriHubbard
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    10 years ago

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    seen before nothing new

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    #14

    Bacon

    Bacon

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    #15

    Local Pub's Sign

    Local Pub's Sign

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    #16

    A Friend Of Mine's Dad Owns A Bar, This Was His Sign One Day

    A Friend Of Mine's Dad Owns A Bar, This Was His Sign One Day

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    #17

    Excellent Pub Sign In Edinburgh

    Excellent Pub Sign In Edinburgh

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    joseernestogonzalez
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is amazing that after 5 centuries, they still have time to be creative. That´s probably the reason they´ve been there so long...

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    #18

    Most Convincing Bar Sign Ever

    Most Convincing Bar Sign Ever

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    #19

    The Best Soup Of The Day

    The Best Soup Of The Day

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    Bar Sign

    Bar Sign

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    #21

    My Dad Just Sent This To Me

    My Dad Just Sent This To Me

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    GeorgianGrec
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dumb people will find this reaaaally offensive, though.

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    #22

    Best Sign Ever Hung In A Pub

    Best Sign Ever Hung In A Pub

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    eliseisaturtle
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    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, my family has a pretty good inside joke about salad :P

    #23

    But Beer...

    But Beer...

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    #24

    There's A Support Group For That

    There's A Support Group For That

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    #26

    Just A Sign At A Bar

    Just A Sign At A Bar

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    #27

    Sign At My Local Pub, Good Advertising

    Sign At My Local Pub, Good Advertising

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    #28

    I Saw This Sign Outside A Pub That Was Next To A Library

    I Saw This Sign Outside A Pub That Was Next To A Library

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    #29

    Sign Outside A Pub In Ireland

    Sign Outside A Pub In Ireland

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    #30

    This Bar Has Great Dance Move Instructions

    This Bar Has Great Dance Move Instructions

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    #31

    Bar Sign

    Bar Sign

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    #32

    Educational & Inspiring!

    Educational & Inspiring!

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    #33

    Laughed Pretty Good At This Sign I Saw At A Bar Today

    Laughed Pretty Good At This Sign I Saw At A Bar Today

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    #34

    99 Problems

    99 Problems

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    #35

    Icecold Heart

    Icecold Heart

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    #36

    Spotted This Sign At The Bar Last Night

    Spotted This Sign At The Bar Last Night

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    #37

    Awesome Sign Outside Of A Bar

    Awesome Sign Outside Of A Bar

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    #38

    We Have 2 Of 3

    We Have 2 Of 3

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    #39

    Pub Sign

    Pub Sign

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    #41

    No Wifi

    No Wifi

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    #42

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday

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    #43

    My Roommate Made This Chalkboard Sign For The Restaurant She Works At

    My Roommate Made This Chalkboard Sign For The Restaurant She Works At

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    #44

    Has Your Dog Died?

    Has Your Dog Died?

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    #45

    In Decatur, Georgia

    In Decatur, Georgia

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    #46

    Sign At My Local Bar

    Sign At My Local Bar

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    #47

    Green Leaf Brewing Co., North Vancover, Good Beer And A Wonderful View

    Green Leaf Brewing Co., North Vancover, Good Beer And A Wonderful View

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    #48

    Utside Of A Coffee Shop In Boston

    Utside Of A Coffee Shop In Boston

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    #49

    As Sign In My Local Bar

    As Sign In My Local Bar

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    #50

    Sign At A Boston Bar

    Sign At A Boston Bar

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    Georgia Stergiadis
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA! This just reminds me, I need a drink, like NOW!

    #51

    Nice Sign Outside A Local Pub

    Nice Sign Outside A Local Pub

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    #52

    Too Many Sober Decisions

    Too Many Sober Decisions

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    #53

    That Explains Why I Yawn So Much!

    That Explains Why I Yawn So Much!

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    #54

    Fruit Salad For Dinner ...

    Fruit Salad For Dinner ...

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    #55

    Seen In Haarlem, Netherlands :d

    Seen In Haarlem, Netherlands :d

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    #56

    Viennese Humour!

    Viennese Humour!

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    Benjamin Chen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and same you has to pay the consequences. It's not the size but how hard they are. Mine are like ball bearings.

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    #57

    Found This Sign Outside Of A Pub The Other Night

    Found This Sign Outside Of A Pub The Other Night

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    #58

    This Is A Sign Outside A Bar In My City. I Think This Is Rather Clever Marketing

    This Is A Sign Outside A Bar In My City. I Think This Is Rather Clever Marketing

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    #59

    Saw This Sign Outside A Local Bar

    Saw This Sign Outside A Local Bar

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    #60

    Coffee Experience

    Coffee Experience

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    #61

    Bacon Hypnosis

    Bacon Hypnosis

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    #62

    A Sign I Found In Croatia

    A Sign I Found In Croatia

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    #63

    Newcastle Humour

    Newcastle Humour

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    #64

    Love Your Enemy!

    Love Your Enemy!

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    #65

    Watch Your Monster

    Watch Your Monster

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    #66

    In Manchester...

    In Manchester...

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    #67

    Definition Of Han.gry At The Old Fields Southfields

    Definition Of Han.gry At The Old Fields Southfields

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    #68

    All You Need Is Coffee

    All You Need Is Coffee

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    Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success:

    Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success:

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    #70

    A Sign Outside Of A Bar

    A Sign Outside Of A Bar

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    #71

    Sign At My Local Pub

    Sign At My Local Pub

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    #72

    Aprils Fools Day At The Old Fields

    Aprils Fools Day At The Old Fields

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    #73

    Andalucia!

    Andalucia!

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    #74

    In St Tropez: Alcohol Doesn't Solve Anything, That Said, Neither Do Water Or Milk!!

    In St Tropez: Alcohol Doesn't Solve Anything, That Said, Neither Do Water Or Milk!!

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    #75

    Well That Works I Guess

    Well That Works I Guess

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    #76

    In Bucharest #1

    In Bucharest #1

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    In Bucharest #2 - Other Side :d

    In Bucharest #2 - Other Side :d

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    #78

    What Time Is It?

    What Time Is It?

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    #79

    Body Language

    Body Language

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    #80

    Craft Brewery Sign

    Craft Brewery Sign

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    #81

    #yolo

    #yolo

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    #82

    Pub In Dublin

    Pub In Dublin

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    #83

    Bar Sign

    Bar Sign

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    In Amsterdam

    In Amsterdam

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    #85

    Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

    Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

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    #86

    Another "cold Heart" Sign

    Another "cold Heart" Sign

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    #87

    A Bit Of #tennisinnuendo At The Old Fields Southfields

    A Bit Of #tennisinnuendo At The Old Fields Southfields

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    #88

    Special

    Special

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    CleverFool
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This effing infuriates me! I hate being called "special". Ahole.

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    #89

    The Duchess Of Kent, Ellington Street Islington, London

    The Duchess Of Kent, Ellington Street Islington, London

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    #90

    A Sign At A Local Pub

    A Sign At A Local Pub

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    #91

    Responsible Drinking

    Responsible Drinking

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    #92

    Found In Jim Thorpe, Pa.

    Found In Jim Thorpe, Pa.

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    #93

    Came Across This Sign In Korcula, Croatia. I Felt Safe.

    Came Across This Sign In Korcula, Croatia. I Felt Safe.

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    #94

    From A Bar In Budapest

    From A Bar In Budapest

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    #95

    In Klaipėda

    In Klaipėda

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    Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

    Just In Case That You Are Seeking A Cup Of Healthy Coffee...

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    #98

    Moanday...

    Moanday...

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    #99

    I'm Nacho Friend Anymore

    I'm Nacho Friend Anymore

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    #100

    Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success: 1 Never Tell Everybody Everything You Know. 2

    Quote Of The Week: There Are 2 Rules To Success: 1 Never Tell Everybody Everything You Know. 2

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