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I create functional artwork made from discarded pots at a community ceramic studio in Brooklyn, NY. 

The challenge is to make something new out of half-finished pottery.

I was never great at drawing from life, but I know how to put eyes and noses together to make some funny faces. The first ceramic studio I worked at had a big pile of unwanted pottery in the back yard that they let people glaze for free to test out different glaze combinations. I quickly became obsessed with drawing faces and writing notes on the discarded dishes. I loved that quick throw-away jokes could be applied to a material that, if not dropped on the floor, could last for thousands of years.

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#1

I am afraid of the dark.

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I’ve since moved to a bigger community studio — Gasworks NYC in Brooklyn — and have put up signs everywhere asking others to leave unfinished projects on my shelf for me to glaze or sculpt on top of. Working with an almost endless supply of unwanted pottery keeps me from taking anything too seriously. Badly misshapen, lumpy, and poorly thrown pots are some of the most fun to transform. 

When I start working on a piece, I try to paint myself into a corner and then find a messy path out. That means starting to write a sentence on the outside of a vase without knowing how I am going to finish it. I like when the mistakes show up. Mutations are important to evolution. I take a lot of inspiration from hand written signs on deli doors or advertising yard sales — they get the message across, but aren't concerned with too many best-practices and rules of design. Convincing myself to ignore a few rules is the best way to get over my insecurities and start something new.

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    #2

    Dear cat, your food is disgusting and you cannot read and I love you.

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    Regal Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cat, I would like it known that we can read and speak, most of us just don't feel the need to make this known to our servants (also known as humans).

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    #3

    Let's eat cookies an after that...

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the one for me 🍪🥛

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the song that never ends.

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my hubby Steve, the Cookie Monster!

    DuchessDegu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my perfect day!

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    Most of the pots I work on don't have space for me to write more than a sentence, so I try to cut out any unnecessary words and let the reader fill in some blanks. My favorite messages — ones like “I’m sorry your new baby is illiterate,” “these flowers are from the fancy deli, not the regular deli,” “I didn’t know what to get you, so I got you this dish. It was $700” use a few words to move from something conventional to something very slightly stranger. I aim for messages that are grounded in real situations — giving a gift, labeling a container, making a meal — but wind up somewhere unexpected.

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    #5

    You have eaten all my brains. I hope you are happy.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the door knocker on the labyrinth lol

    By making a lot of pieces every day and not spending too long on each one, I am able to avoid overthinking things and get some strange results. I have 100,000 bad ideas in me. I need to get all of them out into the world so I can start getting into the good ideas that come next.

    I think it is okay to do things the easy way as long the easy way is my own unique easy way. The easy way for me is to take a dish and just start painting or sculpting without too much of a plan. A lot of ceramic work is about the beauty of the craft and working toward an ideal form. I tend to move in the opposite direction — I love to make something that looks all wrong, doesn’t cost much to buy, and is somehow too memorable to throw away.

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    #6

    Don't talk to me.

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    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just depressed?? We may never know, that's the mystery of the introvert.

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    Jef Bateman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it is made of Irish Spring soap.

    o_o
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need this for my room

    Rick Drew
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not talk to books? That's what a tome is, right?

    #7

    This text makes the bowl harder to clean.

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    BoredPanther ‍
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aghhh im just imagining having to clean it -~-

    I live in a small apartment in New York City and make things until I run out of storage space. Once my apartment is full I have a big sale on my website, mail everything off, and start working on new stuff. I’ve seen my work grow and change over the years, but it is still centered on making funny faces and writing down whatever I can to make myself laugh.

    #8

    The partially-melted spatula is my favorite spatula.

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too. That's why it's partially melted.

    featherytoad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too, except it's the handle that's melted. It's a good rigid one that I have a hard time finding anymore. It seems like they're all too flimsy and too flexible.

    featherytoad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same thing. You can't find a good rigid one anymore. Mine has metal between the spatula part and the melted handle. Never giving that one up.

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    III CAAAAN CCHHHAAASEEE MYYY TTAAAIIILLLL HHHRRHEHAHAHAAA

    Regal Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I object to this slander. If a cat decides they want to do something, they will do it. They will not "chase" their tail, the will "catch" it. Uneducated fools. Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to go push everything off the counter to assert dominance

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    #10

    We should go back to sleep.

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    #11

    If you can read this, I am sorry to inform you that the little candies have all been eaten.

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    #12

    So... We meet again...

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    #13

    Please do not forget to blink every four seconds.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't tell me what to do! /s (but seriously, I now refuse to blink any more than once every 7 seconds)

    that weirdo in ur closet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I counting the seconds between my blinking to make sure it’s four seconds? What is wrong with me?

    Lady of the Mountains
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am now very aware of my blinking. Thanks.

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great... now I'm going to focus on blinking.

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    #14

    When I find fruits that resemble human buttocks I display them in here. Look!

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    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have this immediately.

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    Freya the Wanderer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a water tower near Gaffney, SC that looks like a ginormous peach. If you approach it from the right direction on I-85, all of a sudden you see this enormous orange árse. "Whoa, I just got mooned by Donald tRump!"

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! ... this is great. Now I have to go in search of pictures.

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    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my LAAAWWWWD! I AM CRYING!!

    #15

    I made you a salad with wild edibles I found on my nature walk.

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    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are killing me !!! Very very funny!! The cigarette butt OMG!!

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    #16

    I didn't know what to get you, so I got you this fancy bowl. It was 700 dollars.

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    Silvermidnight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am touched! It was so expensive . . . 🥰

    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH and worth EVERY SINGLE PENNY! i LOL 'D on that one!

    #19

    The amazing fish who can speak.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just sitting at the lake, minding my own business, wetting a line... if your gramps decided to swipe that cheese that's on him. Blub blub back at you.

    #20

    I am sorry that your new baby is illiterate.

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    Isabel Care
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent a teen a card that read "Congratulations on the birth of your triplets" inside it read "Due to a printing mishap, this card should read "Happy Birthday"".

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    Epona
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...all babies are illiterate. Until they learn how to read.

    #21

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    Selina DA Ostrich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Even the bowl wants food, GO SHARE, DON'T BE GREEDY, sharing is caring :)

    Heidrance
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know why i love this so much

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these dishes...I think of them like Ickus and the others on Ahhh! Real Monsters!

    #22

    Your hands are a little gross. Please use a fork to eat the rest of the M&Ms.

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    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL a little slow..but I still laughed pretty hard

    #23

    Today is a good day to quit your job ans start illegal tilapia farm in the basement. Live your dream!

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    #24

    Measured in bananas, the circumference of this bowl is one.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wellllll straight to the top of the list with this one, please!

    #25

    My problems are bigger than your problems.

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those must be some pretty impressive problems

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pound for pound or are you on the metric system?

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know if that was supposed to be the most adorable elephant ever but it's happened so let's embrace it.

    Regal Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, my problems are the most important!!!! I HAVENT BEEN FED IN HALF AN HOUR! I"M STARVING!!! ;)

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    #27

    For your collection of very small rocks that look a little like human teeth.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have tooth rocks....but I have several heart shaped ones, would those do?

    #28

    Wow! This is just like eating off of my bathroom floor!

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    #29

    Fine art.

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also want this, fart contest?

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lies. It doesn't have a dragon nor tiger on it, so how could it be??

    The Cute Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I felt fined by this jug or jar or what ever it is

    #30

    This water is from the sink, not the toilet.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't concerned until you mentioned it. How peculiar.

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a video on YT that shows the little sister bringing cold water to all her brothers playing in the other room and then the next shot is her taking the cup to the toilet bowl...

    Eliana Frank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay.. *drinks and barfs* MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

    #31

    It's a shame that this thing only goes in one direction.

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    #32

    My pen is regular size.

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    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one to see......

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally like really large pens

    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is the most important, length or girth?

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    #33

    I am looking forward to eating your corpse.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, let's go fishing...

    ShockSandSniper_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah not letting you do that for another 50 yrs

    that weirdo in ur closet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww thx 🥰 but u will have to wait a lil while, I’m afraid

    PenguinQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow that took a dark turn 😬😂

    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually you can snack out my meal inside my intestine while I am still alive

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark, makes me rethink my love of worms!!

    #34

    Let's see if we can eat pancakes all day every day for a few months and survive.

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    braeanne_1991
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm you can. Pancakes is all I ate for 4 months when I was pregnant

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put fruit in the pancakes, sure, why not. Eggs? Yush. A pinch of sugar? Absolutely. I would need to know the definitive rules of this challenge, otherwise, I shall exploit everything I can.

    #35

    It is a bowl to keep spiders in.

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    that weird wallflower(she/her)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *she grabbed sandsniper’s wrist and forced their hand onto the bowl* touuuuuuuuch 👁️👄👁️

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    randomhungryhamsterperson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me making a little bed and kithenette for the spider and naming it jerry

    Eldritch_catt0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And lovecraftian horrors, I presume?

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my greatest arachnophobe friend..ME!

    KatJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just serve food to people in it, to see their reactions

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    #37

    Beep beep bip I am not programmed to wash dishes. Beep booop I am only programmed to dance.

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    Silvermidnight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    robot.exe. not doing dishes . . . loading . . . loading . . . robot.exe not doing dishes . . .

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dance dance dance you crazy robot!!

    #38

    I just want to eat soup and go to bed early, man.

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    #39

    I took a shower and I no longe smell bad and I think we should make out.

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha ha, ha, ha,...

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't brush your teeth though.

    #40

    I'll eat it.

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    #41

    I have been collecting these nuts for months to sustain me during the harsh winter ahead, but go ahead, have some as a snack i don't mind at all.

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    #43

    I keep accidentally time-travelling in the wrong direction, and now I am late for work.

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    #44

    Evidence of the divine creator's handiwork can be seen in my otherworldly beauty.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...nailed the otherworldly part. I like it.

    #45

    Fart supplies.

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    Silvermidnight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In the case of a disturbance that is too great, use these emergency tools."

    Epona
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a reference to the term "artsy fartsy"?

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh is it full of beans ...I mean beads?

    #46

    This is that cup from Indiana Jones #3, but it's the real one.

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    #47

    We are out of cheerios and I am ready to resort to cannibalism.

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    #48

    Portable micro-toilet.

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this.🚽

    Meow purr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve it to someone after doing a Number 2, say its extra rich chocolate ice cream!

    #49

    You are mega-nerd.

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    #50

    I have eaten too much and now I fall asleep.

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    #51

    I memorized a lot of phone numbers as a kid and will now say them all out loud. Enjoy!

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    Terry Tobias
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four six seven five three oh ni-e-i-ine...🎶

    Tabitha
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 62, and here’s the phone number from the house we lived in when I was between 8 and 13 years old, so summer 1969 to summer 1974: 742-9104—only back then, being a smallish town, we could drop the first two numbers and just dial 2-9104 and be connected. I do not know why that particular phone number is the only one I remember from when I was growing up. It was long before cellphones that stored numbers, so we always had to either memorize them or keep one of those mini address books in our pockets with phone numbers in it. Guess the other numbers weren’t as memorable or something.

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    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert gigantic smile here! We know you have speed dial you big show off!!

    #52

    Let's eat garbage.

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    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but it's 48km to the nearest McDonald's

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's lay on the floor and feel like garbage.

    #53

    Let's get out of here!

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    #54

    Yes, I have been sticking my feet in the peanut bowl, but my feet have been in my rainboots all day and they are way cleaner than my hands are.

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    Paz Lopez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me but where have your hands been

    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just developed peanut allergy!

    #55

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    Silvermidnight
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob the Unicorn: "You know, fantasy animals suffer from the desire to smoke and sleep deprivation too!"

    #56

    Welcome to my home. Please eat out of this special bowl that looks like the toilet.

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    #57

    I am a bottom feeder, but it's not a sex thing.

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    #58

    I am a heart worm and I love you.

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    #59

    The naked mole-rats are having a craaazy party in here!

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    #60

    Let's be roommates!!

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    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE, get that beetle away form me!

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the Nailsmith into your home. He shall make you a wonderful weapon.

    #61

    Just some former and current lovers who are obsessed with me.

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    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are pretty hot!! Just if you add tea or scalding coffee to the cup first!

    #62

    Toenail clippings.

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    ReginaC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save them for when hou REALLY need them!

    Paz Lopez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t usually gag… this hurt me on another level 😭

    Epona
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is joking! Why would anyone keep toenail or fingernail clippings? Gross 🤢🤮

    #63

    Former roomates.

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    #64

    Cooking tip: a bowl of frosted flakes tastes pretty good with cheese melted on top if you are very very stoned.

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    #65

    This container is mostly for compost but you could probably fit a severed head in it.

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    #66

    Let's make some holes in our teeth.

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    #67

    I wash my big toe in here.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My shot glass for my nightly chocolate milk shot.

    ReginaC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sorry, I just realized you may have only one!!

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    #68

    Chew the pencil before you swallow the pencil.

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    #69

    Ones with words.

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