30 Car Memes To Steer Your Mood In The Right Direction

All of my family, friends, distant acquaintances and I also know how to drive stick (manual). Misleading post.

I got lazy and went automatic when I started having a long commute, but manual is definitely more fun.

Agree, my daughter did not want to learn on a stick shift, but after she learned, her next three cars were stick shifts. She could also parallel park, change her oil and tires.

That doesn't mean everyone does. What do you believe the ratio between the two is among Americans? 1000 to 1?

I agree to a point but they are getting much much much more difficult to find.

Fish, Agree. My current vehicle is an automatic but I've been driving stick since age 12 (pickup on the farm). Cars, trucks, forklifts, tractors, bigger trucks and one time a full size semi truck with flatbed trailer but that last one was just slow inside an oil refinery. I don't have a CDL. Motorcycle if you count foot shift. Also, I've been to "Europe" (some of the countries). Lot of manual but they have automatics as well (no surprise)

I learned to drive in a '64 Jeep. Four on the floor all the way!

I'm an immigrant, but with American SO and exes. 50%/50% with the manual/automatic thing.

Same, I straight up will not consider a car if i can't have it with 3 pedals and an H-Pattern

Good for you but as a Brit living in California I find a lot of Americans can't drive a manual. Even valets. I often have to park my Lotus myself and I'd prefer that anyway.

When people in the car are dressed black or white, they are the seeds. :-)

Racist

Rules like staying on your side of the road aren't practiced there. :-) Note I don't live in India, but that is how I understand it. Note that I live in California and have noticed that in last 10 years or so people have forgotten that you are supposed to stop entering the intersection when the light turns red.

Free of charge.

Eccentrica Gallumbits!

& 1 eye.

So I worked afternoons, getting off at 1030pm. Lone traffic light in town converts to flashing red at 10. Was able to work a shift where I got my 8hrs in by 830pm, pulled up to the red traffic light...look both ways..go on through. Was 2 blocks down the street before I went "oh s***"

I once did that and got pulled over. I admitted my guilt and politely apologized and told the officer that my brain was thinking 'stop sign.' He laughed and let me off with a warning.

I have done that before. But most times I catch myself before going through the light. On a occasion I do go through the light.

for overheating car parts, it's best to use hot water instead. the water is still way colder than the engine, ice water is too cold and the part will break from the rapid change

You don't want to get it wet, that's why you should always use dry ice.

IDK...it may have been happily photoshopped.

Touché

About to get a lot worse for 90% of us with TFG in office.

I always had a hard time figuring out what the difference between gross and net pay were but you put it beautifully. Now I know.

Fly up and away.

Tie a string to the bumper and walk away with it like a toy balloon.

Up & over obviously!

Kenny Bräck demonstrated this in 2003. https://youtu.be/Hy8fgGiI1WA with really rough crash, he got lucky. But without the cage, he would not likely been here today.