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Humor is arguably Britain's finest export. It's bold, witty, and full of puns, and can knock you out almost instantly. In fact, hands down the funniest person I know is from Manchester, England. (He also wrote for Bored Panda, so if you've been reading us for long enough, you might even know who I'm talking about.)

So let's take a closer look at the culture that molds it. Spanning across multiple social media platforms, British Memes is an online project that paints a vivid picture of what everyday life looks like in this corner of the world.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was nothing else she could've done, really. LOL

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    Edward Monks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutly, the later the better. Post lunch me doesnt want to be sat working for hours and hours after eating

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    English comedian Ricky Gervais, who co-wrote, co-produced, and starred in the hit BBC series The Office, which was on air for two years and adapted for a U.S. series for eight seasons, thinks that a good way to describe British humor is to juxtapose it to its American counterpart.

    "It's often dangerous to generalize, but under threat, I would say that Americans are more 'down the line,'" Gervais wrote in TIME. "They don't hide their hopes and fears. They applaud ambition and openly reward success."

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    N G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was disappointed when i found out it went to France :/

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just start disconnecting the hinges. no door no problem.

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    "Brits are more comfortable with life's losers. We embrace the underdog until it's no longer the underdog. We like to bring authority down a peg or two. Just for the hell of it," Gervais explained.

    "Americans say, 'have a nice day' whether they mean it or not. Brits are terrified to say this. We tell ourselves it's because we don't want to sound insincere but I think it might be for the opposite reason. We don't want to celebrate anything too soon."

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    Andi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if British --- crisps not chips - unless its chips not fries .... simple

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    Alan Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did she end up buying half of his shopping??

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    Gervais thinks Brits see failure and disappointment lurk around every corner. This is due to their upbringing. While Americans are raised to believe they can be the next president, Brits are told, "It won't happen for you."

    The comedian also pointed out that while irony shows up in the smarter US comedies, Americans don't use it as much socially as Brits. "We use it as liberally as prepositions in everyday speech. We tease our friends. We use sarcasm as a shield and a weapon. We avoid sincerity until it’s absolutely necessary," he said. "We mercilessly take the piss out of people we like or dislike basically. And ourselves. This is very important. Our brashness and swagger is laden with equal portions of self-deprecation. This is our license to hand it out."

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School WAS terrible, it's just that work is even worse lol!

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're halfway to becoming Royston Vasey. Are you local?

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    This, Gervais has found, is sometimes perceived as nasty by the 'recipients' who aren't used to such customs, but he reassured everyone that it isn't. "It’s play fighting," he explained. "It's almost a sign of affection if we like you, and ego bursting if we don't. You just have to know which one it is."

    "I never actively try to offend. That's churlish, pointless and frankly too easy. But I believe you should say what you mean. Be honest. No one should ever be offended by truth. That way you'll never have to apologize. I hate it when a comedian says, 'Sorry for what I said.' You shouldn't say it if you didn't mean it and you should never regret anything you meant to do."

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    Firstname Lastname
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto, but yelling HONK because I don't have a horn earns me strange looks.

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    Andi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this is the embarrassing hair cut photo of tomorrow.

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    Another thing that the rest of the world may not know is that in the UK nothing and nobody is off-limits, so you will regularly see politicians being ridiculed and anybody in the public eye, including the Royal Family, is fair game.

    No wonder satire is so popular in the UK. As Gervais briefly mentioned, Brits love humbling people when they get too arrogant and there have been many comedy shows dedicated to exactly this type of humor, including Have I Got News For You and Weekly Wipe.

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    Daria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same on my way back from work, but with a girl :D

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    Debbie Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love island is awful. It's the kind of show that makes having root canal treatment a pleasure. Nothing to do with love and everything to do with getting a job in TV or getting a modelling career off the ground.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coca Cola from a glass bottle is the best if you had to

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    But the UK has also had a number of hit sitcoms where pretty much nothing happens apart from everyday life. There are no knee-slapping moments but a lot of cringey situations when you cannot believe someone has done or said what they have.  

    These sitcoms are subtle but absurdly funny and ones worth watching are Gavin and Tracy, I'm Alan Partridge, and The Royle Family.

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    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Objection, your helmet— homet, excuse me…helnor—” *sits back down*

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could they only afford a couple of tins of Heinz Spaghetti for the party?

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    Laurence Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they have good hygiene standards for preventing covid, otherwise on your last day, you'll be leaving a little hoarse.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite sweet, to be fair.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cos you shovel your food down your gob!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up (I'm sick and have nothing better to do): they're red spider mites and are considered a pest as they kill plants, so I guess they've been killed off with insecticide. Thanks for occupying my brain with something other than how ill I'm feeling for a few minutes!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lugging letters and parcels around in the heat for hours (then the snow/rain/ice in winter), worried if Tyson the territorial rottweiler will actually get one of your fingers this time.... No thanks.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please someone translate I have no idea what's happening

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    DDmaybeandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British culture. Idk anyone talking about drinking cider, maybe stolen liquor or beer though.

    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cider is an alcoholic drink in the UK, not just apple juice - it's stronger than beer most of the time.

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    Starbelly Eleven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mad Dog 20/20 and Boone's Farm could be considered bad cider if you squint just right.

    KAG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the memories. The strawberry boonesfarm

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    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to go gnome nicking, except we'd actually move lawn ornaments to the garden next door. The neighbour would suddenly have gnomes and stuff in their lawn they'd previously only seen next door. I'm sorry, I still think this was hilarious. Fight me.

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only front gardens this is, we didn't go into anyone's back garden. Ahaha.

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, it is illegal to drink in public and also the drinking age is 21, so this scenario is much wilder in the US than in the UK I guess.

    Okiedokie
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not illegal to drink in public but if you’re so sloshed you’re being a terror then yes you will probably get arrested in the U.S. edit: apparently it is prohibited depending where you are, sometimes by state sometimes by local municipality. Weird. It’s not heavily enforced in most areas, I’ll say that for sure.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the drinking, vandalise a bus stop.

    Spankathon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to steal the bus stop posters and sell them

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    Sandra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved to Wales when I was 14 from the United States and was quickly inaugurated to the practice. None of the fancy ciders in America taste anywhere near as good to me as that cheap cider!

    Lesley Relph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, cider is non alcoholic - unless it's 'hard' cider. I think...

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Plain cider isn't alcoholic & hard cider is alcoholic.

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    K O
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be able to down a liter of old english in under a minute and then boke it all up 5mins later. I would shout 'waterfall time' and every one would stand there watching me boke haha good times

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you seriously wonder why your cozntry voted BoJo into office?

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    Notyomama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't drink the cider drink, but we do drink the vodka drink!

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sing the songs that remind us of the good times..

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just british. In america they buy guns and shoot up their school at 14.

    Stolas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow ok um. a few American kids maybe, not all of us. most of us are trying to find a way to stop it from happening

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, man, we had MD20/20 (Mad Dog 20/20) - it came in FLAVORS. (And was also nasty as hell but hey, we were stupid kids and it was, well, there...)

    Katya Myers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And British girls get like super drunk. Not from cider I mean. When they get drunk - it is really ugly. Vomiting on the streets, falling asleep, walking barefoot etc. Never seen anything like that in any other country(ok, maybe in Australia).

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.S., most underage kids drink beer, or whatever booze they can snitch from their parents, or get someone over the age of 21 to buy for them. Basic cider isn't alcoholic, but hard cider is.

    Mora Chilis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used tell our parents we were staying at other's house, then drink wine coolers Boone's Farm, Purple Passions, ever clear...whatever we could get and pretty much spend the night dying in a field from alcohol poisoning. So yes.

    Hev Bushnell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI cider in the UK is alcoholic.

    Makajha Banjjjak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We (Poland) used to drink the cheapest 'wine' beverage that was basically some fruit taste, high vol alcohol and sth we call sulfur but was probably some horrible add on. I still cringe for my 15-16 self. And yeah, it was in the park

    Weed in the Garden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh yes...depending on location - Nattie Light for camping, Barefoot Moscato for the park and long island iced tea at the beach.

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or any drink that can strip the paint from walls.

    Andrew Keir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they drank it at home they'd have to obey the "Cider House Rules". I'll get my coat ...

    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The answer is yes and the 'cider' was strawberry hill c**p "wine".

    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The answer is yes and our "cider" was strawberry hill c**p wine.

    Heather
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America it's MD 20/20 or Boone's Farm. Basically, alcoholic koolaid.

    JP Purves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.S. it's cheap beer you got your sister's thug boyfriend to buy for you.

    olaff 422
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cider and UK cider are completely different. UK cider is US hard cider, and US cider is unfiltered apple juice.

    Nelson Sturdivant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US when I was a teen (late 70's) it would have been "Maddog" MD20/20

    Psycho Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drank wine, which cost 0.41 gbp, or 56 Serbian dinars lol. It would make your mouth, lips, teeth and everything else it touches purple. It was delicious!

    Fester Sixonesixonethree
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *would* have drunk cider in the park when I was 14 if I had *known* cider existed! I know about it now and enjoy it often.

    TheSeany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 litre flagon of devil's bit for teenage me here in Ireland.

    DeeDee M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we drink dirt cheap p**s beer(think Busch). Which is way worse.

    Lori
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap wine, in the back of someone's car, or whiskey along the back roads.

    Lorna Anne Skinner Emmons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin and brothers did. I didn't like the taste but I'm female and maybe have better taste than they do. I can't speak for all Americans though. I'm 50 now so things might have changed a bit too

    Linda Redenbaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, and I don’t even know what that is. Maybe beer if they could get it, but it’s more safe drinking your parent’s booze at home.

    Aussie panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Australian too. Any liquor you could get your hands on…

    Troy Parr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the world has moved on to alcohol-pops now... But I remember hearing a tale of a grandmother who always gave the grandchildren Woodpecker cider because it had a picture of a woodpecker on the bottle. She thought it was just a kid's drink and they just thought it was tasty.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays maybe but when I was a kid I would guess the equivalent would've been wine coolers because hard cider is more the recent decade; my day hard cider was made at home.

    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drank Smirnoff Ice because my mother told me only tinkers drink cider.

    Jason Leaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do, but only to take the edge off the methamphetamine.

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    Cider in Britain is alcoholic, not so in other countries.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kayjunmoon's comment is completely correct, cider here in Britain is ALWAYS alcoholic. Cider I'm certain other countries is not alcoholic, unless it's labelled as Hard Cider. It's extremely weird that a non-controversial factual comment is being downvoted, and a rude and factually wrong comment is being upvoted.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's stopping her is that the lowest amount you can withdraw at a cashpoint is £5.00 :D

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    jon gilbertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you consider snacks? I'm in the Midwest US. we do popcorn, chips (crisps), beef jerky. curious to what other cultures snack on.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who was always 23 minutes late. We ended up telling his to be places 25 minutes earlier than we were due to start. It made a serious difference, and we could start things on time.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you sister, I live to eat not eat to live

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name Marge just says “50 year old aunt”.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. Easier then having to go through my email to find it

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that the queen's portable toaster that she's dropping those chocs into?

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In New York, I found the street crossings very rude. I got to the intersection and pressed the button to cross the street, and the system asked me how much I weighed! Really! It said, "Weight." I glowered at it and said, "About 275, not that it's any of your business!" And the street crossing said, "Wait."

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol idiots. No, you just can't eat their chicken.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun and games until you're poor Ms. Sarah Ledgar in #24.

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    My cousins don't. Becos all the nannies and granddads died a long time ago.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which banana is the one to use for scale?

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half-hearted censoring, even BP can't be arsed with it anymore.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had my way, I would have blackout curtains and no visible light at all.

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    I think you mean the lifestyle to which you would like to become accustomed.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need a breakdown of the Hula Hoop flavours being consumed

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at all. That's your introduction scene in their movie! Make it epic.

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    it's because you are what we call a "deprived child" the other days of the year

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    And you admit it.

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because if you slow down the twins from The shining appear

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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all exhibitionists.. This programme has given them a stage to go naked on live TV.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only ever been to Nandos once in my life and learned pretty quick that it's not for me. Am I even British?!

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    censor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes sainsbury's is for fancy people with grammar and spelling.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know the whole world is under the impression the uk has terrible food, and you are not helping.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't be british, you are way too not cynical. Your passport is revoked.

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    Donnie Mc00
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my family all do the same!! heres the full video for anyone who hasn't seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsiCOYexuk

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since Boris is a fan of classics, we should launch him into the sea using a trebuchet.

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    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Three years ago, I bit off a nose. One lousy nose! I'm branded for life, here!"

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to break it to you but it's the same everywhere. We're all wage slaves.

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    Superninjatiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The british heritage really wanted to stay with this one.

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    Pat Bond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? More like the early/mid 80's, unless up North somewhere.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else lick their lips while reading this to check the level of dryness?

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