Long term relationships are a fulfilling commitment that, if done right, can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. Years of familiarity does mean, however, that a certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, does sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of everyday coexistence with your life partner.
These guys don't need any relationship advice, and, knowing this, like to keep their significant others guessing. And what better way to spice up a married couples life that than with a creative, practical joke? Because nothing is sexier than a sense of humor, right?
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of boyfriends and husbands who make sure their marriages are relationship meme-worthy while never letting their spouses get bored, as a follow up to our previous post. Scroll down to check the marriage jokes out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for the ones you like best!
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Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day
Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York
R.I.P
Day 14 Of Wife Being On A Work Trip
"violin plays softly in the background" My dearest Elizabeth, I fear the worst is upon us. Supplies are depleted and our spirits are dreadfully low. Now, we live only for the day of your return. And of course for the meal you shall prepare upon that day. Ever yours, Jedidiah
I didn't laugh ..................until I saw he was roasting a can of Spam.
What a crack up ! My husband just ate out everyday at a restaurant, and brought the doggy bag home to share with our little dog.
So many funny things going on here. And he's still in his pajamas too! And the dog in the box, hahah, why? Just why?? LOLOLOL!
This one's a little upsetting. I can outcook my wife on her best days. I'm not curtailed to heating spam on a stick to survive her not doing the cooking. Even when she's home we share the cooking duties equally.
Are you a short guy because the jokes about 3 inches above your head
Load More Replies...My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On
The Handsomest Man
My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport
Great Deal
Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby
My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain
Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!
i thought i was the only one doing this to my girl when i see our cat hanging outside the bathroom.
He Dead
Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking
I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom
My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race
My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use
My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working
My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It
My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby
When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day
My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am
lol that's priceless. But how nice of her to look out for that coyote.
Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings
Just Doing What My Wife Asked
Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife
I always finish reading far-away text before realizing I can scroll down and there's a close-up of it lol.
Styling Done Right
Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved
Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One
I don't see any problem with this picture. Those ugly pillows on the other hand...
At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge
I've seen those in Disneyland as well... I was shocked and guilty for thinking such. hahahhahaa
Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry
My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs
My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room
Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby
After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do
I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed
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These were really fun to read and heartwarming! It's so nice to see so many people so comfortable with each other for a change.
BORED PANDA!!! This new format is very un-user firendly. God help you if you have to leave before you finish 120 photos or you accidentally close the window by .... you have to start at the beginning.... PIA!!!
not only that but your new EDIT feature doesn't work so I couldn't remove remove the word "by" gggggrrrrrrr
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Once knew A guy who pulled kind of a horrible prank On GF and that was supposed to be his over the top marriage proposal: She was away for a couple of days or something, and he promised to have their flat clean and tidy on her return ( something that was very important to her). Of course - he went out of his way to make it as dirty and gross as posssible - he left the dishes with spoiled and smelly food in the sink, he left the bathroom and sinks in an unimaginable way and he just made a horrible mess everywhere. His intention was to prank her , and in the middle of her nervous breakdown - to propose marriage. When he told me of his great plan I told him it's a HORRIBLE IDEA. I would not have said yes in those circumstances. But he did exactly that, and she returned home to that filth and she simply cried with anger and frustration. But what do you know - he proposed and she accepted. I guess love makes you very stupid
These were really fun to read and heartwarming! It's so nice to see so many people so comfortable with each other for a change.
BORED PANDA!!! This new format is very un-user firendly. God help you if you have to leave before you finish 120 photos or you accidentally close the window by .... you have to start at the beginning.... PIA!!!
not only that but your new EDIT feature doesn't work so I couldn't remove remove the word "by" gggggrrrrrrr
Load More Replies... Once knew A guy who pulled kind of a horrible prank On GF and that was supposed to be his over the top marriage proposal: She was away for a couple of days or something, and he promised to have their flat clean and tidy on her return ( something that was very important to her). Of course - he went out of his way to make it as dirty and gross as posssible - he left the dishes with spoiled and smelly food in the sink, he left the bathroom and sinks in an unimaginable way and he just made a horrible mess everywhere. His intention was to prank her , and in the middle of her nervous breakdown - to propose marriage. When he told me of his great plan I told him it's a HORRIBLE IDEA. I would not have said yes in those circumstances. But he did exactly that, and she returned home to that filth and she simply cried with anger and frustration. But what do you know - he proposed and she accepted. I guess love makes you very stupid
