Sometimes, it feels like the internet is an endless source of gloom and doom. When you go online, you seem to find yourself in the midst of heated controversial debates, angry remarks, and onslaughts of alarming headlines that make it hard to find a ray of light. But we’re here to remind you that the digital world is also full of life, beauty, wonder, and positivity. So let’s balance out the scales by injecting some wholesomeness into your day, shall we?
Let us introduce you to one especially heartwarming corner of Reddit called 'Blessed Comments'. This online community is home to some of the sweetest comments people have shared on various platforms that offer a fountain of hope in our otherwise often bitter world. From genuine compliments to hilarious observations, it's dedicated to celebrating creativity, wit, and clever humor that's bound to leave you inspired.
Below, we've wrapped up a selection of some of the fuzziest and coziest comments from the group to share with you, so enjoy smiling as you scroll down through the list. Keep reading to also find our interview with psychologist Joshua Klapow, Ph.D. Be sure to upvote your favorite posts and share them with anyone who needs an uplifting boost!
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I Saw This On R/Aww And I Searched For Blessed Comments
yes, next time you have to get the same clothes if you want this prank working :-)
Exactly! Or at least try for similar colours like a black shirt and a dark blue shirt if you can't match exactly!
Load More Replies...My Daughters best friend is a British born Iranian.. so a beautiful caramel skinned dark haired/eyed girl..My Daughter is very pale with golden blonde hair and green/Hazel eyes .. they were twins on the park one day both dressed in their matching striped dresses and had the best day ever!
This is what is so special about kids. They don't see the stupid things adults do that make them hate others. They are blind to color religion politics and so on. Wish everyone acted like this. The world we be a much better place.
I've said this so many times. Wouldn't it be lovely if we were all like them
Load More Replies...Is it okay to say I no longer want to be an adult? I want the joy and love these little fellows have in their eyes and smiles.
He Wins This Thread, Hands Down
a joke within a joke with both hitting perfectly... a rare, exquisite, beautiful moment
I Hope This Isn't A Repost
That only proves that happiness has nothing to do with your body size.
Yet sometimes a feeling that I am neglectful of my health, and lacking self-control in eating, and/or drinking,can affect my mood.
Load More Replies...Right, first photo he's sweatty, so that photo is after workout, and is proud of himself. We're all proud of him.
Load More Replies...I'm on this quest right now ..two stone down so far but its taken a lot longer than this guy!.. I've got 2.5 to go !
You can't judge a person's health by their size.
Load More Replies...Wholesome indeed. Guy managed to have a phone working for at least a year!
You must spread happiness everywhere you go, Smiley, great job with the weight you little hottie, you!!!
"The opposite of cursed comments; artistic masterpieces that fill you with joy and euphoria," the moderators of 'Blessed Comments' state in the community description, and we can’t help but wholeheartedly agree.
Ever since the forum was created in 2018, it has served as a refreshing outlet for people to share and find the sweetest, funniest, and purely optimistic comments online. With over 56k members witnessing and chronicling these wholesome encounters daily, the group spreads positivity by proving that even when the world feels full of adversity, it’s not as bad as it seems.
To learn more about our tendency to emphasize the negativity in life and the tools we can use to become a tad kinder, we reached out to Joshua Klapow, Ph.D. a psychologist and creator of Mental Drive. He started this well-being initiative to help people gain access to the best in-class psychological and performance tools to live healthier, more fulfilled, and successful lives.
Blessed_cats
Double the hate for one of the owners
Load More Replies...They got the same haircut to fool the OP. Sorry, I'm just not over those sweet boys yet.
Blessed Passenger
I have a purse that doubles as a dog carrier. My little chihuahua goes everywhere with me. He's so chill. At some restaurants, they have a hook under the bar to hang your purse. He literally hangs out with me
I just literally guffawed and now my boss is wondering wth am I doing here
Awwww
I was having terrible suicidal ideation a last year, then my friends dog jumped on my lap and licked it all away. It was so beautiful I will never forget
That’s where I’m at today. Hoping a support dog comes and finds me at work. 🥹
Load More Replies...I've had that too. A friend's support dog put her chin on my knees and wouldn't move. Apparently it was her indicating that I needed support. Bless that pupper
Oh my gosh, dogs are the answer to all our problems! Seriously, though, my therapist told me to get a dog and it's worked.
They are incredible. Our older dog really gets nervous when she senses that i am upset and while she is nor ally not very cuddly she goes out of her way to cuddle me in those moments. Sometimes is anoting when i am trying to fix something or make a phone call and have a 36kg dog climbing on me. But its adorable
Load More Replies...I have a rescue dog who is still socializing...I usually tell potential "petters" not to pet him, but he responds nicely to friendly voices. One day, these 2 women and a young boy saw him (he's a cute boxer/chihuahua) and the little guy wanted to pet him. My doggo showed no tension or stress, but I picked him up just to be safe) and told the boy his name (Rocky Balboa) and to say hi to him, but please don't pet him. He stood there. And very slowly he lightly held Rocky's paw and said, "Nice to meet you, Rocky" and let go. Rocky wagged his tail in response! We're getting there!
My dad had a boxer growing up named Rocky Balboa ☺️ Thank you for rescuing!!! x
Load More Replies...not so sure people would react all-over positively to you putting your head in their lap. Just... ask first ;-)
Load More Replies...I have a pitbull who is just absolutely ridiculous when it comes to wanting to greet everyone and get pets. She gets very hyper and, unfortunately even after training, is VERY jumpy. People either absolutely love it or are TERRIFIED. I just laugh at those people and say "she literally wants to be your best friend, sorry".
Oh my God SEVEN THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ONE DAYS OF BEING BROKEN?!
I think hyperbole is an acceptable way to make a social network post have a certain lighthearted cynicism. It’s also not uncommon for a period of negative mental health to last twenty years. Double punctuation is less acceptable than either of those.
Load More Replies...According to Klapow, we humans believe we’re constantly surrounded by negativity because we are trained to pay more attention to it — "bad often means danger." The psychologist told Bored Panda that from a survival perspective, it is important to be dialed into anything dangerous.
"As we have evolved, 'survival' becomes more complex. As a result, relationship breakups, lost fortunes, stealing, corruption, etc. all are associated with survival, and so we are drawn to it."
This explains why it’s so easy for us to focus just on the negatives. In fact, this instinctual drive to seek out the scary, the awful, and the alarming has a name. It’s called negativity bias and it means that we’re more likely to register and dwell on negative thoughts and experiences than positive or neutral ones. We are even inclined to focus on the pessimistic aspects when they are rather insignificant.
Blessed Dogs
How do you top a photo of a someone, who was in space - add dogs to your afterspace photo. Because dogs make everything better.
NASA actually did a photoshoot with astronauts and their dogs. It's great.
Sort of, but not really… NASA doesn’t allow dogs on site. So he snuck them in past security in his van then up a back entrance of the building. Then told the photographer to just start taking photos.
Load More Replies...Luckiest human ever. He's has 2 dogs that obviously love him to the moon and back (how awesome is that?) And he's an astronaut!
Ahh that's so nice and beats the emails I get from a rich royal Prince stuck in space who needs me to send my life savings to help him get home. I didn't have the heart to tell him.I don't have any.
Was one of them the one that the Russians sent up there?
Laika was always intended as a one way mission; she's with the stars now.
Load More Replies...Space Doggo
Whoever runs their account has a sense of humor, and love for dogs.
Load More Replies...Blessed Parrot
I’d give each dog a baby-cut carrot. My dog won’t eat it but he likes to sit on them. My kids now call them “butt” carrots. 😁
We had a dog who loved carrots more than meat or treats, to eat I mean. But your comment is hilarious.
Load More Replies...That shouldn't be a problem. I'd whistle for my parrot. I taught him several whistling sounds, and one of them is for greeting me when I get home / responding when I call him. Photo with my green fluffball :) 20220912_1...8140ec.jpg
I wouldn't even try - I would just claim them all! But if pressed, the sound of the coffee grinder would bring him for a biscuit.
My dog always carefully bites my hand in a very specific way as a greeting. I’d hold out my hand and walk around the room until she came up to me and held my hand in her mouth.
You might get my dog. I think it's in golden retriever's DNA.
Load More Replies...I'd call her by one of her many nicknames. Who uses their pet's real name anyway?
And it's no secret that online hostility can feel overwhelming. Just think about the news and comments about the political turmoil, the looming economic crisis, and the bottomless supply of information that only adds more fuel to our inner chaos — it's hard to stay resilient to negativity.
According to Verywell Mind, this bias leads to remembering traumatic experiences better than positive ones, recalling insults better than praise, reacting more strongly to negative stimuli, and responding more strongly to negative events than to equally positive ones. This tendency to pay more attention to bad things and overlook good things helped keep humans alive in the past, but we don’t really need to fear for our safety as much in the modern world.
So to lead a more fulfilling life, we must gain back control over how we perceive this tendency. We need to become aware of how our brains get so wary and try to put things in perspective to see that it’s usually not as tragic as we think.
Blessed_comment
My mother had dementia. She was a huge fan of Johnny Cash. I can safely say my father was not a fan of Johnny Cash. My mother would sit at the kitchen table with my father. He realized she would respond to music so, he bought a bunch of VHS tapes of Johnny Cash and would play them all day long for her. She would brighten up and sing to most of them. He never complained about having to listen. He was just happy he found something that could make her smile.
My Pop-Pop had dementia and was also a Johnny Cash fan. The nursing home staff played Johnny Cash for him non-stop in the last few days before he passed. I am so happy he he left this world listening to his all-time favorite.. 😊
Load More Replies...I remeber a viral video of a former ballerina with dementia, listening to a ballet music, she started to dance.
I was on the ferry, with my GF, having an .... animated..... discussion about arithmatic, (We got together through my trying to teach her "Maths.") I didn't notice the two tourists who came to look out of the window, as I said to my GF, "Division is just backwards Multiplication!" Later one of them came back and said that his father had demensia. He had been an accountant, and had heard me. He had said "He's right," and that that had triggered a "Good Day" and had brought him back to life, for a bit. The son was so gratefull for my stupid, casual remark, so I am glad that I said it.
That‘s beautiful. All elderly homes should make it a rule to play music to their patients.
I think music is wired differently in humans brains to be way more influential then we think it is. It can get through when nothing else can, we can identify a song from just a few notes, and some fan even predict where a tune is going without having heard it before. Its really impressive how much effect music has on humans
Music does the same for me. I don't have concrete memories but I do get a strong deja vu-like sense of memory. I also get the same sense when the light outside is a certain way. It's hard to explain but it happens quite often.
If you have never seen the video of the former ballerina who now suffers from dementia, please watch. It is proof positive that this is true. Once she heard the music for Swan Lake, she began going through the motions again. Beautiful.
We All Feel It
I was on pavlov with a friend who was a major marvel fan like me but had lung cancer a long time ago and he was going to pass in two weeks and the last time we played he said "Soon I'll be talking superheros with stan Lee and playing basketball with kobe".
Good thing it wasn't on a public server because it would have been blown to pieces. May he RIP.
I've had something similar happen in an MMORPG I used to play. One day a buddy of mine just stopped logging on, thought he quit, but about a year or so later I saw a few people saying they couldn't believe it had been a year since he died. My stomach definitely fell through the floor. He was a great guy
God Blessed It Twice
I found a fox cub one evening. He was out having a cub adventure. I gave him a whole steak. He snapped at it and then dragged it half under a bush and scoffed it all. His belly was dragging on the ground
Don't care if that's a nope pet, I would be playing, petting, and cuddling so much.
Outlets such as 'Blessed Comments' are a breath of fresh air that reminds us of the wonderful encounters happening online. However, we can also take a step further and add a dash of joy by shifting our mindset.
When asked how to maintain a bright outlook in real life, the psychologist explained that the research is very clear. "We must train our brains to look for optimistic and positive events because the default for so many of us is to look for negative ones." The creator of Mental Drive added that things like gratitude journals and appreciation lists help balance the negative information saturation we live with.
Blessed Little Doggo
That happened to my late mum, but the other way round. Her little hairy brown dog, a Griffon, stretched his lead while she was in a toilet stall and crept under the wall into the next one. There was a loud scream of "A RAT!" followed by more screams form other stalls. My mum quietly pulled the dog back and sneaked out, not pausing to wash her hands.
A dog walks into a bathroom stall and asks the person... one sec😂... one sec🤣...
i start laughing when this happens too, even if im impatient or in a bad mood i cant help it
Grandma's Love
I hope she reminded them not to swim for at least half an hour after eating
I was going to say "actually that's a myth", but then I remembered that's also the sort of thing grandmas say so it still works. :p
Load More Replies...My grandparents were already great grandparents when I was born, because my dad was an oops baby born when they were 46 & 47, so I was literally the baby of the cousins who were all grown by the time I came along. I was spoiled beyond belief and my grandma would do things like this for me. Being the only girl might have also added to them overindulging me a bit.
Hope you are bragging and not complaining. 😊
Load More Replies...and half of it is gonna end up on the grass or in the pool XD
Blessed_bread
😹 My SO "shakes" me. He says he has to get in a good shake every day. If I ask him why he's shaking me, he says "you haven't been shaken today" or "you need a good shake", etc. Never fails to make me laugh and squeal, I have no idea why it's so hilarious. 😹
Because that's usually a burrito or taco move. It's not just bread. Don't be ridiculous boyfriend
This is what I must strive to achieve in life. Screw college
Speaking of the challenge of keeping ourselves positive online, Klapow noted that following uplifting and upbeat sources is like having a balanced meal. "It’s critical for our mental health. Make sure you have at least some information streams that are automatic and positive coming at you." After all, optimism and happiness are contagious. It’s important to surround yourself with cheerful people, both in the real and the digital world, who can help you unwind from unfortunate events happening today.
Blessed Cat Comment
Pants!
I can’t stop thinking of this comment as someone rapidly saying “Hi” over and over
Load More Replies...Tom Nook enjoying the Island getaway with the resident human
Tom Nook asking about your recent construction loan.
Load More Replies...tbh it doesn't look like anyone in this photo is wearing anything
Blessed Irony
They look like they're going to break into a chorus of "YMCA" at any minute.
Well, in the navy, you can sail the seven seas......
Load More Replies...I swear to gawd Kirill Kaligin is the only one in that picture that doesn't look gay.
Fr he looks like the protagonist of a John Hughes film
Load More Replies...Hey bro, you gay bashed great today! You too bro, you looked awesome in stripes! Thanks bro. You too bro **silence** Passionate kissing
So weird how Russian state media has called America/West "gay Nazis".... Wtf?!
However, we all need to strive to stay rounded and well-informed citizens, and turning a blind eye to the negativities in the world won’t make them any brighter. In a bid to broaden our horizons while keeping sanity intact, one thing is crucial — balancing out the content we consume.
"Social media is a 'filterless' landing place," Klapow said. "We are free to express as much pent-up anger, frustration, vitriol, sadness, stress, etc., that we have in our lives." You can essentially say whatever you want online — whether it’s objectively true or not, kind or cruel — and not really have a price to pay for doing so.
However, Klapow said this approach fuels a toxic, negative sea of information and perspectives. "Keeping ourselves more positive is a matter of training ourselves to do so."
Blessed Dad
Hah my 4 yr old was eating dinner tonight and he was shoveling food in his mouth with his hands and burping loudly. Me forcing myself to be the grown-up said it wasn't polite to do and he should practice being more polite at the dinner table. I said if he goes on a date with a girlfriend she might not appreciate it. He said "I want to go with a boyfriend". Told him that's ok he can date whoever he wants to date but they might not appreciate it either.
Or, in this case, if yo a bigot Ur father is a failure.
Load More Replies...You're a failure as a parent if you can't love your children for who they are.
Is this supposed to be sarcasm? Cause if so, better too use /s
Load More Replies...Get off this feed. If I wanted to listen to judgement and hate, I’d turn on Fox “news”
I failed in one of the best ways: letting my kid be himself without feeling like there's something wrong with him.
Blessed Cat
“FOR CREAMY!” they all scream as they rush into battle. Facing mental illnesses and adversities head on. All for one little cat.
Blessed_schwarzenegger
pLeAsE LeT tHiS Be a NoRmaL fiELd TrIp
Load More Replies...I can see the guy who commented HI ARNOLD just jumping up and down in his chair in excitement as he yelled this.
"A simple strategy is to take any comment you place online and before you post it read it aloud (not in your head, aloud)," Klapow advised. "When you hear yourself saying the words, very often you will at the very least tone them down. When we are forced to hear our own thoughts, we often realize just how toxic they can be."
If you strive to be more optimistic in general, the psychologist suggested trying this exercise. "For one week at the end of the day, write down 5 things that went well that day. Force yourself to get 5. They can be small (i.e. it was nice weather), or big (I got a promotion). But do 5."
"Doing this at the end of the day helps you go to bed on an optimistic note, and it begins to train your brain to concentrate more on the positive aspects of your life," Klapow concluded.
Blessed_garlic_bread
Or, as u/thirdfloornorth noted, you can JUST BE BREAD anytime you want!
Blessed_secret
Like the name and I want it know the channel too
Load More Replies...I do this for a friend's sister, I follow her and comment on her YouTube posts under a pseudonym. She is always super appreciative for the comments.
I anonymously leave cans of cat food for the cat who lives below us since it's been told the owner doesnt feed her all the time.
Blessed_religion
Did NOT see till you pointed out- Thank you ! Hahahaha👏🏼
Load More Replies...Blessed Roast
I'm really hoping this guy has survived because that cancer sounds terrible, viz Leiomyosarcoma, or LMS, is a type of rare cancer that grows in the smooth muscles. The smooth muscles are in the hollow organs of the body, including the intestines, stomach, bladder, and blood vessels. In females, there is also smooth muscle in the uterus. These smooth muscle tissues help move blood, food, and other material through the body and work without you being aware. LMS is an aggressive cancer, which means it can grow quickly. LMS is found most often in the abdomen or in the uterus
Leiomyosarcoma is probably the worst, fastest growing cancer I've ever heard of. My friend got it in her uterus when she was 44. They thought it was a fibroid. Removed it, found the cancer, but the cancer hadn't spread. She did chemo. In 2 months it was in her lungs and bones. Six months after her diagnosis when it hadn't spread anywhere, she died. It's an awful, awful cancer that didn't respond to anything for her. I hope this gentleman had a better outcome.
Load More Replies...Doesn't seem like it. His last post on reddit was a year ago (2 years after this roastme post though) and he mentioned that despite chemo the tumors were still growing. Still he did go quiet for 2 years only to randomly pop on again one day so maybe he will resurface again.
Load More Replies..."Unusual for Leomyosarcoma to be located on the FACE." I get the wholesomeness, but people come to r/RoastMe to get roasted, and to refuse to do that because of their condition is kind of patronizing. Literally everyone he meets is all, "you're a brave hero!," he wants to be ripped up for once
This was me on roastme (in essence, not as in "this is SPECIFICALLY me making that comment). If they even remotely looked sad, depressed, or their bio stated they were going through some s**t, I just couldn't bring myself to offer them the sharp side of my tongue. Save that for the Chads and Karens out there trying to cosplay as nihilists.
Blessed Caesar
Blessed Dog Fact
If I could attach a smal generator to my dog's tail I can power my whole house.
My dog is nicknamed "propeller guy" for exactly this reason.
Load More Replies...It doesn't matter how bad I day I'm having, the merest mention of dogs brightens it.
I'm the same, Scagsy. Dogs are magical like that. Sources of pure love.
Load More Replies...Another reason cats should be used more. There is no way they would be happy participating.
Unfortunately, cats wag their tails when they're annoyed, so it still wouldn't work.
Load More Replies...My corgi has a half-tail that she was born with (not docked), and she shakes her whole back end when she wags.
My dog does the same thing. nothing is wrong with her tail she's just stupid. I love her so much.
Load More Replies...When my girl really gets going her whole body starts wiggling. She looks like she's standing there vibrating. Sometimes I'm concerned she's gonna hurt herself.
My male dogs tail is so heavy that he ends up wiggling his whole butt when he wags his tail. We've dubbed him wiggle waggles. He gets so excited when we call him that.
I once read of a dog, dunno if it was real, who sprained his tail from wagging to hard
Shortly after adopting her, my dog had to have her tail amputated (little stub now) because she broke it in multiple spots and had nerve damage. It's called Happy Tail Syndrome
Load More Replies...Blessed Kiss
Because she's jealous she didn't make the joke obviously.
Load More Replies...That’s such a sweet and funny thing to say! I could never be mad at that.
Blessed_ferocious_creature
A genuine tough guy doesn't need a pit bull - a genuine tough guy is secure enough in himself to have a little white fluffy dog, or a kitty, or a 3" bird . . .
You know how many big dudes I've seen get out of big trucks with silly, little, fuffy, white dogs? So many. I thought for a while it must've become a meme. Maybe we only started to notice it because we have a silly, little, fluffy, white dog, but it's my giant of a husband who starts patting at me excitedly and pointing for me to look. He cuddles her every night while he watches television.
Load More Replies...My 6’5 ripped af bf won’t stop asking me for a parrot when he already has a beautiful fluffy, Alice in wonderland cat 😔 lmao love him, he’s so manly
Parrots are ferocious little winged demons. I have a feathery little hellspawn of my own, and I love him to death!
I'm 6'3" 280. I have two little chaos potatoes aka rats. They are the sweetest babies in the world. They even giggle when you tickle them!!!!
Pits are the sweetest most loyal and most misunderstood dogs in the world along with chows.. it is so horrible how humans treat them..🥺
Pit bulls aren’t mean and ferocious. Pitties are the second best dog. Rescues are the BEST!!
One of the most homicidal and maniacal pets I ever owned was a 6" Cockatiel called Bobby - he'd think nothing of attacking anyone who came to visit and when we got a rescue dog (Jack Russell x Collie - very active) he would constantly attack him, to the point that he lost his tail feathers a couple of times as he wasn't quick enough ; eventually, for the sake of my sanity, a friend of mine said he'd take him on as he had a large, heated aviary outside his place ; he led a long and happy life after that although he would still pretend to like you if you called him, land on your shoulder then take a chunk out of your ear before flying off squawking loudly - little git !!
The Blessed Way Of Asking A Girl Out
the good comment edits unlike this Edit:thanks for all the likes
Load More Replies...I Stole It From R/Comedyhomicide Because It Wasnt A Homicide. Thought It Belonged Here
Fun isn't something one considers when spewing boiling lave, but this... puts a smile on my face!
That look when you are barely holding it together and then someone asks if you're okay.
From Blessed Images
You hardly ever see one of my cats, Sundae, because she's scared of literally everything especially humans and loud noises (we rescued her from a household that...didn't really treat her well. she has trauma.) so she'll go and hide under the bed BUT on the rare occasion that she feels brave enough to let you pet her, the one on the right is the exact face she makes and it just makes me so happy 🤗
She's not a new cat either, we've had her for years and she still doesn't trust any of us. Though sometimes, on good days, she'll come and sleep on my bed. Then I breath and she runs away, she's the definition of "scaredy cat" but that's not the point. I LOVE HER SO MUCH
Load More Replies...Seen On Tumblr
Dude, I can't breathe! I've been laughing for a solid minute! Thanks for that!
Hahahaha alright this did it... Finally healed after the Minecraft post
What the comment below said. Had a mouthful of coffee. Almost lost on keyboard HAHAHAHAHA
Blessed_click
Well yea! Now its a*****e can be see by all who look upon it! 🤣
Load More Replies...Unfortunately Welsh corgi’s tails are docked (cut off) a few days after birth to meet American Kennel Club standards for the breed
Load More Replies...Why not show a picture of what you had in mind? He/she did exactly what you asked - shave a heart shape
Ah Yes
You might enjoy such gems as "She Loves Me", "You've got mail", “The Shop Around the Corner", or “In the Good Old Summertime". This is literally the plot of all of those films.
Load More Replies...Blessed Respect
Me too lol I'll be eighty and still dealing with acne
Load More Replies...They look better without makeup, every time, they don’t need to feel insecure about the acne or whatever it is they are covering, makeup never ever looks better than the real person
This is a good example of "toxic positivity". You mean well, but you're inadvertently insulting/invalidating anyone who does like to wear makeup. No need to put down others to kift others up (i say this as someone who is comfortable in both makeupe and bare face)
Load More Replies...I love my wife, we were out to dinner one time and a young girl about 6-7 said does he know ? And my wife said does he know what ? And she replied that you have *whispers* acne to which I responded I’m aware…. She a Said would you still marry her if you knew at first ? ….. I’ve always known….
Blessed Cat
Halt! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defence?
Load More Replies...Yeah, but does Khajiit keep all their wares in a random rock in Dawnstar? (for context, in Skyrim, all of the Khajiit traders have their inventory in a random stone that's situated next to the mine entrance in Dawnstar. You can take anything you want from it, and it's not considered stealing.)
Luckily my bf forced me to get into Elderscroll so this is kinda funny lol
this is also in a tumblr post reblog 1: id follow him to the ends of the earth rb2: id follow him to a garage sale rb3: same thing
Blessed Pokemon Joke
Cat's don't need more evolving. We all know that now they already dominate the universe.
Blessed Grabbies
Damn....you beat me to it🤣 same thing we do every night Gina Babe; try to take over the HAMSTER WHEEL😈
Load More Replies...Cutest work for hands/ paws ever! Little grabbies :)
Load More Replies...Blessed Moon
Next time you take a selfie in the mirror, take a moment to look at the difference between how you look in the mirror vs how you look on your phone. I can almost promise you'll see a difference!
My phone makes me look like a traditional eastern European witch
Load More Replies...Fun Fact: You actually ARE more attractive than you look in pictures. And here is why - First, as shown in the picture above, is the lens distortion. A good photographer knows how to minimize and compensate for this, but most pictures deal with this problem. Second is flattening errors. Taking a 3d object and representing it in 2d causes further distortions. Fourth is the 'mirror issue'. You are used to only ever seeing yourself in a mirror, where left and right are reversed. So when you look at a picture of yourself, it looks vaguely 'wrong' because its flipped from what you are used to. And last, people are living things. No matter how hard you try, you can never remain perfectly still. But a picture is unmoving. That also creates a sense of 'wrongness' when looking at it. You Expect it to move. All together, these things make you think you look much worse in photos than you actually do.
Every time you take a photo of yourself flip it horizontally. Try it and thank me later
I believe this is adds to so many having bdd. We all see our faces from strange too close angles in our phone, and think our features are a distorted version of what they are.
I am a Seggsy man in the mirror, not so much in pictures though
A focal length of 35mm or shorter is wide-angle. This causes the image to spherize. Focal length that most closely matches the human eye is 50mm.
This Was So Blessed
Put a habit on one of their heads and it would be nun of the business!
For the love of all that is holy, I hope that none of them hides the meat.
They are adorable but, oh the smell of that many ferrets in one place!
Blessed_friendship
That's why I love dogs. They're just hecking brilliant. I wasn't going to but... PAWsome! Sorry.
That's Maple from the AcousticTrench account, I think. Wonderful videos on youtube. Unfortunately Maple passed away a while ago.
Indeed a wonderful channel. "Here comes the sun" was a very nice video.
Load More Replies...He is looking at the guy like a tired parent at a kid at bed time, we still love them to pieces, but make it stop and let me sleep.
This guy's has a whole YouTube channel of him playing the guitar for his dog
Foldable Houses
So here I am, growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind.
Load More Replies...Who would want their house to do that? Wouldn't it smash all furniture and people inside?
Blessed_change
Poor person didn't feel loved, but they are/were. Even if they couldn't feel it
I'm super empathetic. Probably too empathetic. I hope my fellow Pandas are doing okay. Lurkers, regular posters, everyone in between. Virtual hugs for all!
At least I know my dog loves for no other reason than she just does. And I love her because she is.
Bird Box Irl
not to lash out, but eye thought it was a bit cornea.
Load More Replies...Angela
I might be in the minority but Angela & Dwight are my favorite characters from The Office. Oh, and Phyllis!
Blessed_youtube
He's much brighter than Elon Musk! Gates doesn't want to own the world or he would have let Paul Allen do the negotiating and had Steve Jobs purchase it. (Wish Musk would shoot himself to the moon and stay there!)
Wouldn’t that be classed as littering? Given that he’s trash..
Load More Replies...Reminds me of that line from Fairly OddParents "I inherited the Internet".
OooooOOOOOOOooooooOOooohhh it's a CONSPIRACY!
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Propose to me with this. I will say no, but will accept the necklace.
If you want to know what god thinks of money, look at who he gives it to.
Heart Warming
Well goooood for you! Meanwhile I’m still trying to lose that quarantine 10lbs I gained.
My dad actually died on 12/12/12 ☹️, so this one is truly accurate for me, lol.
I met my wife in 2012 as well and we traveled the country that whole year. So fun. We knew each other like a month before taking off and fell in love on the road.
I met my husband at the end of July 2012 and married him 11 days after we started dating. We just celebrated 10 years!
Load More Replies...Same! I met and married my husband, met my stepson, and got pregnant with my daughter. Three wonderful things all in 2012!
My life went to hell that year and lasted for 7 years. I'm doing much better, so I'm glad the world didn't end. But I was kinda disappointed back then.
Blessed Answer
(TW s3lf h@rm) there was also one that my sister saw that was "Where should I cut myself next?" and the answer just spelled "D O N ' T."
Wow, Onion Cutting Ninja was downvoted into a ban for mistaking the user name in the post for the title of the subreddit... worse every day really
You do understand that getting a comment hidden is not the same thing as being banned, right? You can look at their profile; they are very much NOT banned. Despite what trolls may tell you, it takes a LOT of downvotes to be banned. You have to be a toxic troll putting effort into trying to get banned for that to happen.
Load More Replies...Plot twist: the first post is from the second poster's mom. There is Reddit in the afterlife.
Blessed Poland
I am Polish and it's true. Mostly due to incredible job did by translator Bartosz Wierzbięta who not only translated dialogues but also localised the jokes to be more appealing to Polish audience :) same reason why Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra is so popular here :)
Don't forget dubbing - the actors did a top notch job as well! Probably the only film which I prefer to watch in Polish instead of the original.
Load More Replies...Found These As The Top Comments On A Metal Song
Blessed_pewdiepie
Not really. Pewdiepie has raised lots of money for charity (over 1 million dollars), and he’s genuinely changing the world. Sure, the way he did it is unconventional but you can’t deny him that.
Load More Replies...Pewdiepie is deeply problematic with misogynist and racist tendencies. Maybe it's best not to be like him.
Can you quote some things he's said? I've never watched him >.>
Load More Replies...Got to appreciate BP paring this down from 53 to 50! Saved me hours of scrolling. lol
I breathed heavy through my nose at your comment. And then I chuckled out loud 😁
Load More Replies...I know people are always saying it, but this really warned my heart a little 🥰
Got to appreciate BP paring this down from 53 to 50! Saved me hours of scrolling. lol
I breathed heavy through my nose at your comment. And then I chuckled out loud 😁
Load More Replies...I know people are always saying it, but this really warned my heart a little 🥰
