“If You Tell Me The Truth I Won’t Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For
InterviewFew people would likely say they enjoy being lied to, however many have arguably been deceived in one way or another. And while some lies might seem difficult to believe, others can be surprisingly convincing, especially if the liar is skilled enough not to start laughing at the worst possible time.
Redditor ‘WattAtWork’ has recently started a discussion about lies among members of the ‘Ask Reddit’ community. They asked them what has been the biggest lie they’ve ever fallen for, and fellow netizens shared all sorts of stories, ranging from funny to pretty upsetting, and everything in between. If you want to see what kind of webs netizens have found themselves trapped in, scroll down to find their answers on the list below to find out.
Below you will also find Bored Panda’s interviews with the redditor ‘WattAtWork’ themselves, as well as professor in the department of educational and counseling psychology at McGill University and author of the book The Truth About Lying: Teaching Honesty to Children at Every Age and Stage, Dr. Victoria Talwar.
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"We value you as our employee and the people working here are most important to us".
Not a lie. They certainly do value you, and you're important to them, otherwise they wouldn't make any money. They may not care about you, your health or your welfare, and almost certainly don't reflect that 'value' in your salary, but they still value the profits you bring them.
You shouldn't have to tell your employees they are valued. You should show them.
When they say "we're family " they're only acknowledging that you're in the same zoological classification as management. You know, between phylum and species in kinship.
A bit technical there, but nice point all the same
Load More Replies...I fell for this. After 7 years, got fired before Christmas due to budget cuts because the company was hemorrhaging money.
If you tell me the truth I won't get mad.
That is why we say; if you tell me the truth, I won't get as mad as I would when you lie to me.
Us too. Honesty first. I might get mad, but not as angry as I would if you lie to me.
Load More Replies...Me too. It was a valuable lesson that helped me get through childhood.
Load More Replies...And, of course, it's friend "I know when you're lying to me". Usually produced when you've finally plucked up the courage to say something you've been afraid of saying, and guaranteeing that you will never trust again. After all, why bother to tell the truth when it gets shouted over, disrespected, and shut down.
"Shut the fuçk up/lying cúnt/stupid piece of shït, etc., then smacked/ punched, kicked, whatever.
Load More Replies...Not a lie. I will not get angry but still make you clean/pay/punish for it.
Mmm.... I can't promise to never get angry. Usually, I say something like : I'm happy you have told me the truth, otherwise, I would have been way more angry than I am now. I am still piissed that you ...., yet, I still love you. Let's see how to overcome this. .... now you (insert consequence) , while I am thinking of how to deal with this...
Load More Replies...What about "I am not mad. I am just dissappointed." I have used it with my students. And h**l, I AM mad...
Going to college will guarantee your future success.
It depends where you live and your circumstances. In Germany tuition is free, in the US it costs a fortune and paying for it with a student loan can cause significant financial hardship if you don't get a well paid job.
Load More Replies...My husband just turned 50, and he has never had a job where his Bachelor's degree mattered. All that time and debt for nothing.
Most people who graduate college aren't employed in the area they got their degree in. I wish I could remember the precise percentage; it's pretty wild.
Load More Replies...No but it does make landing a successful career more likely
If people are talking about career success and not life in general, the course in college makes a huge difference. Some courses lead to good jobs. Others do not teach anything job related. Given what is happening in AI, an apprenticeship in a licensed trade is a better if you enjoy the work. It is easier for computers to replace a white collar worker than a tool and die maker or a welder.
College will increase your chances of your future success is how it should be stated.
"In addition to dealing with financial insecurity, only 46% of college grads surveyed say they currently work in their field of study. 29% report working in a different field, while 16% of those under age 54 (and therefore not likely retired) say they are currently unemployed." Source: https://www.ngpf.org/blog/question-of-the-day/qod-what-percent-of-college-graduates-end-up-working-in-the-field-of-their-major/#:~:text=%22In%20addition%20to%20dealing%20with,say%20they%20are%20currently%20unemployed.
“I thought, what is something general many people want to know? What question might be interesting while not revealing anything about the person per se as well as anything on the internet that doesn't require some sort of account holder? Then I came up with the perfect question: ‘What's the biggest lie you've fallen for?’,” the redditor ‘WattAtWork’ shared with Bored Panda, revealing why they decided to pose this specific question to the online community.
That suppressing your feelings makes you a "man.".
Ironically, most women prefer a man with open, heartfelt emotions on his sleeve and willing to share the burden, as opposed to keeping things -- ANYTHING, not just emotions -- hidden.
My Dad is over 80, and I recently saw him cry for the first time. He was quietly sniffling while watching a movie. Freaked me out, because he's always been an absolute stoic. Sad, because I know it's simply the dementia.
And , deep inside, he probably knows that. But love lasts, even when memory dies
Load More Replies...I'm a 6'2"(189cm) mid 30s straight "manly" man and I literally cry when I watch war movies now that I've learned it's ok to express my feelings... the opening screen to Saving Private Ryan gets me bawling like a baby every time and that's not only ok, it's how every man should react when seeing a depiction of war
This is so much b******t it’s frying my phone, just because you are a man, doesn’t mean you can’t cry.
Life is easier after you grow up.
Completely untrue for me. Sure, adulthood is hard now, but I'd take it over getting beaten any day.
Load More Replies...How is he lying down? Is it the pillow that unnerves me or the way he is lying so awkwardly?
Who told them That! Closest to that I heard was, "when you're grown up; you can make the, choice to have ice cream an pop corn for dinner. But only when you're grown up." But I definitely heard that, life was easy for kids and it was going to get Tuff!
Strange. For me it was the opposite. I hated life as a kid.
Load More Replies...Better to say "Life is harder if you don't grow up." Harder on those around you, at least.
The reality: Life is easier when you stop caring what other people "think".
Life in my 20's was really cool. Like being free but not too much an adult. Now at 43... it's different...
That depends on your situation. I absolutely f*****g abhorred being a child. I'm still treated like one, but at least I can drive to get away, or I won't be driven back here by a cop because I'm underage, walking around outside at night. But I'm still yelled at, my feelings and opinions are still constantly disregarded, and I'm still shoved into a corner for my self. But at least I can go away for a bit.
The OP seemingly took certain answers with a pinch of salt, though some stories the redditors shared did surprise them. “I, being new to Reddit after all (1 week, 1 day old account at the time of posting), have learnt quickly that the answers you get are often a mixture of jokes and truth,” they said.
“What stood out most, however, were all the comments about people's love relationships and their agreements about truth and lies. Many people have experienced their partner lying to them but believing it. I replied as best I could at the beginning of the post, before the comments piled up one by one, that they didn't fall out of sheer stupidity but out of hope for love.”
Don’t remember the biggest lie, but my dad has a bald spot and when I was a kid he told me and my siblings that he got it from going to bed while chewing gum and they had to cut it out the next day
You bet your a*s none of us ever went to bed with gum after that.
Why on earth would you go to bed with chewing gum in the first place?!
Because it might lose its flavour if you leave it on the bedpost overnight, of course.
Load More Replies...I hate it when parents destroy the trust bond with their children by telling them lies of convenience for behavior stuff. When my best friend was young, her mother told her that reusing the knife for the mayo would cause it to go bad. So when making sandwiches she would get a fresh knife for each dip into the jar of mayo. It was total BS. The truth was sometimes a toast crumb might end up in the mayo and her mom didn't like that so lied about the reason not to do it. I found out about this years later by watching her get a new knife for each slice of bread while making sandwiches and asking "WTH are you doing?" There was a second one too but I can't recall it. Her mom was basically a good person but - just don't lie to your kids. There will be times in life when it is important for them to believe you.
My oldest went to bed with Silly Putty in his hand (he picked it up after I tucked him in) and we had to do some creative hair trimming the next day. Lemme tell ya, the tricks to get gum out of hair don't work nearly as well on Silly Putty.
We were told chewing gum was made out of rats tails. We never wanted it or asked for it.
I apparently did it regularly as a kid, as well as having hair ties around my wrist super tight 😂 so according to my mom she spend countless evenings whacking me back up, forcing me to spit out the gum and taking away my hair tie 😅 nowadays I couldn’t even think of a reason to do that
"we support a healthy work life balance"
Btw manditory overtime everyday this week.
Healthy for the grow of our profits, of course...oh you thought it was about you?!?
I’m amazed at the number of people at my company who work during “vacations.”
That's just not the full quote - We support a healthy work life balance - for management, while you peasants are gonna be worked to death
Glad I don't work there. My manager tells me to get the hell out after 40 hours. Overtime needs to be approved. If I get a call outside hours, sign in remotely before doing any work, but only after the manager calls me. Anyone else has to call the manager first. I actually have my own time!
That each second between lightning and thunder is a mile. It was in my 3rd year of my physics degree before I learned my entire life was a lie. It's 5 seconds per mile btw.
I have screamed in fear one time in my life. It was lightning simutanious with thunder, right over my head. I have never heard a more SOUND in my life, and the whole aerea was luminated a 1000 times. Its the most impressive and scary thing I have vitnessed, so immidiatly i looked to my dog, to see if he was as shellshocked. He looked like nothing, and perticularily not the heaven rupturing, had happened, and I still dont understand how that was possible. Dogs 🥰
We had some bad lightning storms here before. It was fing teffifying! Just flashes and cracks of thunder all together for like an hour at a time. Me, hubby, and the dogs all huddled up together being scared together lol
Load More Replies...Sound travels at around 340 metres per second. So if you start counting the seconds from when you see the flash, to when you hear the thunder and multiply by 340, that's the approximate distance. I have no idea what that is in feet/miles/etc
Since everyone counts different, the seconds will be longer or shorter based on the impatience level of said counter. It's very approximate at best so miles or kilometers may overlap if you have a hard time knowing how long a second is. We all know that if you count to blorx in Huttese, the lightning is 1209 bananas away though,, that we can all agree on.
Load More Replies...1 second, 300m is what I've been told as a child. Grateful to grow up metric...like, how many yards or foot (feet?) is that?
Since 5 seconds is 1500 meters and a mile is 1600 meters, near as makes no difference...
Load More Replies...“I think the majority of people on Earth fall for several lies every day,” ‘WattAtWork’ told Bored Panda. “It's mainly about trying to see beyond the lie and understand the intention of the lie. You should definitely not be broken by a lie you fall for. Let yourself build an information field instead.
“Sometimes it can also be about lying for your own good, but sometimes it can instead be about people not being trustworthy,” they continued. “I think the biggest lie I've fallen for is that my friends haven't talked behind my back.”
If you work hard and save you can own the American dream.
This hasn't been true since the introduction of "trickle down" economics.
Nonsense! All you need to achieve the American Dream is hard work, determination, and $200,000 from daddy to get your business going!
Nobody's American Dream includes homelessness and starvation....
You need to work smart, not hard. Or both, but just working hard will probably get you nowhere. Source: been there, done that (the working hard bit, not the smart)
I'm 44 and as an "American" I still can't afford the so called "American" dream. The "American Pipe-Dream" is what they should call it, for everyone.
When I was a kid, we would often drive a town over to visit my cousins. One of the roads passed through some ponds, one of which had a perculiar looking branch that had fallen over.
I always noticed it, would point it out to everyone in the car, and one day my dad said it was a “crocomigator” as a joke since we had just watched some Crocodile Dundee before heading out.
In my head it made sense, I knew how alligators could lay dormant for months at a time with a low heart rate, so the fact it wouldnt move just meant he was hibernating.
Years go by, parents split, my dad passes away, still look out for this crocimigator, get to high school, still looking out at the pond to look at this fallen tree not really remembering why.
Then one day, I am like 19, my mom, brother and I are driving on the same road, I instinctively check the pond and its not there. The memories flooded back and I say “god damn it”.
My mom asked me whats wrong and it took me a bit to stop laughing, but I explained the story of the “crocomigator” and we all laughed at how silly looking log in the water and my dad managed to trick me for years.
"teasing lies" (or whatever you would call them) should only be in the moment. I would tell my grandkids silly stuff like that but I also made sure they went away knowing it was a joke. Also, know your audience. Of the two oldest grandkids, one would catch on quickly and laugh. But the other one would take things literally. A couple of times stuff I thought was an obvious joke had her in tears so I learned not to do it. TLDR: Fun/silly is fine but making kids feel foolish / tricked isn't.
My dad convinced us that those big round bales of hay that we saw driving through the country were illegal because the cows weren't getting *a square meal*. I never thought anything of this until driving with my bf at age 20 when I mindlessly repeated it not realizing til that moment that it was a dad joke. SMH. The older I get the more I appreciate his humor and wish he had lived long enough for me to tell him!
I would have flooded the car with tears of gratitude and appreciation for those small gifts Dad left behind. Especially those that evoke deep guffaws of laughter.
That focusing on education, rather than on developing social skills and meaningful connections, will be enough to lead a fulfilling and prosperous life.
Thanks mom, you had the best intentions.
As with everything else, balance is key. Says the banana who would rather stay home by himself or with just his partner 99% of the time :)
I understand this one. I was told only to focus to study when I was young. I was not allowed to go out to play with friends, or even have any relationship with boys. Years later, I'm struggling to connect with people and my mother wonder why I never have any boyfriend.😢
My mum is the opposite. She’s forcing me to be less antisocial which is going to derail me from my studies which are anyways more important for me
School and college are not all about how much information you can cram into your brain. Learning to be social is absolutely vital too. Your ability to cope with a work environment or pass a job interview are going to be dependent on good interpersonal skills.
Load More Replies...I don't really get this one. Developing social skills, and meaningful connections isn't exactly lucrative most of the time. You need both. And quite honestly, when you are young, focusing on your education and not worrying about falling in love and getting married right away is actually good advice.
The reason you know about that is because it is an anomaly. For every " dropout becomes wildly successful" there are millions who didnt.
Load More Replies...Author of The Truth About Lying: Teaching Honesty to Children at Every Age and Stage, Prof. Victoria Talwar, pointed out that people lie for a variety of reasons, which can be thought of as a spectrum. “On one end are lies that are completely self-oriented—told to benefit the self—followed by lies for self-gain (to escape punishment or negative consequences). Then there are reputational lies told to make people think well of the liar, then the lies that are more other-oriented, and towards the other end of the spectrum—lies to be polite, lies told to protect others or their feelings, eventually reaching altruistic lies where there is a potential cost for oneself but benefit for another human,” she explained in a recent interview with Bored Panda.
'I'm not having an affair, I think I'm asexual'.
-- My ex Wife who certainly was having an affair, and not in the slightest bit asexual.
Is there garlic bread involved? If "yes" you're probably fine.
Load More Replies...As someone who does identify as ace, I'm actually curious as to your intentions here. I don't like that you've been blindly down voted. While I have little to no interest in sex I do very much see that someone could be having q romantic or emotional affair. I don't think that just because an affair isn't sexual relegates it to meaningless. I'm not sure what I'm trying to say here other than I'm not sure of your or OP's intentions
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"He's just a friend, it doesn't mean anything. ".
This hits home hard for me, being gas-lit for a year does wonders for your mental health.
That must have been harsh, sorry it happened to you. Learn from it going forward, but don't assume everyone else is lying. Don't lose faith in finding a decent partner because of that one dishonest piece of human guano.
Load More Replies...i guess this depends on the person cause 98% of my friends are male i grew up will all male friends and learned a long time ago that men make better friends no backstabbing if you lose 10 lbs and say that to a male friend they are like oh okay but say it to a female friend and if they say oh great they are secertly thinking b***h i wanna lose 10 lbs too .
“I’ll pay you back.”
$9000 in the hole later… still haven’t been paid back.
If you loan a friend money, best to consider it a gift. That way, if they pay you back, great, but if they don't, you are a great gift giver.
If they don't pay it back, they are not my friend anymore, even if I consider the money lost. It's the principle of the thing.
Load More Replies...I never lend anyone money unless I'm ok with it not coming back. So every time i lend money, i consider it a gift and not expect it back. If it makes it back, it's a bonus
I've lent various amounts over the years, sometimes it's a great investment to not have those people around anymore. It's often worth it.
According to Dr. Talwar, most people only lie occasionally—they may lie for self-gain or because they can achieve their interpersonal goals through deceit—it rarely ever becomes a habitual, chronic behavior. “Only very few people—less than 5%—are prolific liars; most people tell the occasional lie. Those that do lie, though, may tell lies more frequently and are also likely to tell bigger lies with bigger consequences.”
My sister convinced me that I was adopted.
Cruel b***h. The appropriate rebike might be "well at least they really chose to have me", but that's hard for a kid to come up with.
Stolen from a webtoon: “well at least I was wanted, the only reason you’re here is bc mom’s a catholic”
Load More Replies...Isn't this something all older siblings do to their younger siblings? Unless my brother wrote the above comment 😆
Can confirm, my older siblings did it with me. But I never did it to the ones that came after me ;)
Load More Replies...I convinced my younger cousin he was Elvis Presley reincarnated. He was born a few days after Elvis passed away.
My sister did the same because it was an easy way to make me cry. But later in life when we would talk about all the family dysfunction I would remind her that I was the adopted one, to her chagrin
My mom was the youngest of the three children in her family. When they were young kids, my uncle told my mom that the reason she lives with their family is because they all went to the zoo one day and picked her out of the monkey cages. He insisted that they put her in a milk bottle to color her white, and then taught her how to talk. He said they tried and tried to scrub all of her fur off, but they couldn't get it all, and that's why she's the only one in the family with red hair. This same uncle later went on to become a rocket scientist at NASA.
Mine did as well. Fortunately me, my mom, and my great aunt have the exact same hands. You literally can't tell whose is whose they are that exact. Unfortunately it took me weeks to figure that out. Thanks Tara
OMG you guys are hand twins? You could make a fortune out in Vegas! Lol
Load More Replies...I actually _am_ adopted and always knew it. One kid at school decided to make fun of me for it. I told my mother and, after she calmed down, said, "The next time he says that, tell him, 'Well, at least my parents got to chose me. Your parents had to take what they got .... which wasn't much.'" He never teased me again. He did, however, hate me with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.
Decaf removed caffeine from my body
ETA: yall I know what it is, I believed decaf was a way to remove caffeine from the human body. BELIEVED.
You know how on bags of potato chips it says “Guaranteed fresh until printed date”? When I was a kid I thought it meant that the chips were fresh UNTIL someone had printed *ANY* date on the bag. Like I’d get a bag, see the wording and say “DAMN…someone printed the date. Guess they’re not fresh…”
I mean, as long as they're not also drinking caffinated teas or pop, then it's "working"
I ignored my studies because I thought the world is gonna end in 2012.
This person has bigger problems if they believed that kind of nonsense.
but why? in the off chance you're wrong you ruin your studies for that? what did you do with all this "free time"?
Probably religious or Mayan calendar rumor
Load More Replies...“Most of the time, we consider lying not a desirable behavior. The reason for this is because it erodes an individual’s credibility and it erodes trust,” Prof. Talwar pointed out. “Those that lie frequently often have difficulties in their social relationships; to be considered a liar is a terrible indictment in our society.”
I believed that whole s**t of “if you both have braces and u kiss they’ll get stuck together” until i actually kissed someone with braces and they were like “u know that’s fake right”.
This actually happened to a good friend of mine when she was in middle school. It was a first kiss for both of them and their braces locked. Fortunately, they happened to have the same orthodontist. Her mom drove them to his house, put them on the front porch (still stuck at the smile), rang the bell, and went back to the car to wait. They knew where he lived because he was also their bishop. She still turns red when it comes up now, 30 years later!
That getting a Masters in a STEM field would get me a great salary job!
MINT in German, Beta-vakken in Dutch. Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics. Well, the chances of getting handed such a job on a golden plate without any activities from your side are pretty much low. But during that Master, students do usually meet potential employers. During internships, on fairs, visits to companies... It also depends on your specific field and knowledge and your plans for your life.
Totally agree. There are simply no guarantees that you will get a good job with diplomas and good education. But without those qualifications it is usually much more difficult.
Load More Replies...A masters in STEM is the wrong path entirely. Industry specific certifications are a thousand times more useful.
Like everything else in life, it's all about supply, demand and quality. When there are 2-5 applicants for every available job that requires a college degree, unless you are in the top 10% of your field, you're either not going to get looked at, or you're going to paid terribly....because the reality is there are multiple people with similar qualifications waiting in the wings. That's not the case for skilled labor positions. There has been a deficit of skilled labor workers for decades and it continues to increase, despite the fact that jobs like electrician, plumber, welder, carpenter, mason don't require any formal education to get your foot in the door, just the ability to pass a skills test. Too many people prioritize the idea of their "passion" while ignoring the reality of the job market.
For me, it was more like thinking how much the college would help you with this. They did jack s**t to help any students, and anyone who didn't exactly know what to do were rolled under the bus. I was one of them. They make their posters seem like you'll get everything you need handed to you, but you don't. You have to ask a lot of questions, and many times, you have to look for answers outside of the education system. It's super f*****g annoying.
Ex wife telling me how disgusting cheaters are and how they are succumb of the earth. Guess why I am divorced.
In her defense she's totally correct... She just also happens to be one.
That a fat guy in a red suit travelled the entire world in one night in a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer delivering presents to all the good kids. But only the good kids, bad kids can get bent. And he knows who is who because he's *always watching*.
You want to keep on getting a stocking filled with presents? Smile, nod and pretend you still believe.
I always told my high school friends that I was happy to believe in anything that resulted in more gifts.
Load More Replies...What's wrong in believing in santa. Its a wonderful holiday kids have fun, everyone is together in certain families anyway. Its gorgeous. I'm not Christian now but was growing up, i remember the excitement, the sweets and chocolates. I never asked for anything because i wouldn't have gotten it but i had hope and the stories of santa were so exciting. We need to let kids have some fun, believing in santa is totally harmless.
Just wait till you hear about the other dude in the sky watching your every move 🙄
Rewrite this one about every single major religious text/story/god/prophet and tell me that it's not identical to Santa Claus.
When I was questioning the reality of Mr. Clause; no one can do the whole world in one night. My older brother showed me the globe and the International Date Line. He explained the time difference and that there was really TWO nights for distributing gifts world wide. I believed for another year :)
I hate this "good kids" narrative. We're Jewish and for a few years (before she told us), our lovely daughter worried that she wasn't a good child because Father Christmas didn't come to her. I explained it's only for Christians or sort-of Christians or not-anything-else-in-particular kids. I'll save the "old white man taking the credit for what is mainly women's work" explanation for another year ;-)
Well, somebody is always watching for sure online. Just Amazon/devilish Temu etc delivers not based on being good but on having money. I am afraid there is some truth to poor little elves being exploited to produce all the stuff...
"Old, unshaven man stares at children while they are sleeping and offers them gifts to be 'good'. Is rumored to often be fling high. Hygiene is questionable due to always being seen in the same clothes. Sometimes hangs around shopping malls hoping little kids will sit in his lap. " LOL - sounds so pervy in today's society.
Everything is made sound pervy, weird and disgusting in todays society.
Load More Replies...Same as a dude who was born to a virgin, then killed, then zombified and currently living in an invisible, magical kingdom in the clouds that watches everything you do to make sure you don't f*ck up, or he'll send you to a place of wternal suffering because he supposedly loves you. So much BS in religion of any kind, but people continuing falling for it even millenia later.
"You're gonna scare the fish away shut up".
No, this one is true. But only the shortened version has been given. The full version is, "You're gonna scare the fish away. If you don't shut up, I'm going to throw you in the river, and that will definitely scare away the fish."
Also know fact, fish like to eavesdrop that's what a school of them are doing,they LOVE dishing the dirt.
Load More Replies...Said most probably by an adult who just wants peace and quiet to a nosy kid. I know my dad said it to me and my siblings when he was out fishing and we got rowdy. Didn't mind us asking questions, but if they got to be too many, the fish getting scared would come up.
Exactly. Grandpa wants you to be quite and stop asking questions for a while.
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I was catfished for like a year because i was young and stupid.
Here, here! That's the difference. People who don't know are inexperienced. People who know and do it anyway are stupid.
Load More Replies...Heck, I am 56yo, bright, educated and in a professional career. Just opted to break my 20-years of not dating.... Scammer catfished me... For 2 weeks. I learned from it and never compromised anything. But, I must admit, besides just being grateful that I was savvy enough to call him out AND I took up a whole bunch of his time when he otherwise might have conned a less confident woman, it was dam**d fun!
I got told I love you by a girl I had a crush on once but apparently she loved everyone else too.
There's all kinds of love. I've had people tell me they love me, and I know it's not romantic. And there are people I love just like family.
When people mature and realize exactly what you said there, it can be an epiphany. Just like feeling absolute, unconditional love for the first time -- Undeniable.
Load More Replies...One failing of English, we use "love" for all types, where in other languages (Latin, off the top of my head) distinguish between platonic, familial, and romantic loves.
I once told a close friend that I loved Joe but he thought I said “I love you” and answered he loved me too. I was too mortified to correct him at the time, I just mumbled something about how terrible it was that we could never act on our feelings and left the country soon after. He might still think we were star crossed lovers. >.<
I want a $1 for every guy who claimed to love me, if it happened in the first 3 months you know it's a bunch of c**p.
Nah. Not all guys are like this. I got engaged 6 weeks after meeting my husband. We're at 30 year of marriage now. My parents got engaged after 4 weeks, and they are celebrating 60 years. My grandparents were engaged at 6 weeks, and they were married until Grandma died. It's perfectly possibly to fall in love quickly, and have a good, decades long marriage.
Load More Replies...Oof. I get this, but someone you're not in a relationship with telling you they romantically love you is usually not a positive. Crush or not. It's probably a good thing she meant it casually.
I convinced my sister that the word "Mormon" was a very bad word. I was 11.
100%, and just because someone has met a nice Mormon, doesn't change the fact that it's a cult. Like all religions.
Load More Replies...I can't get over the underwear thingy... I mean, underwear has powers? Seriously? Do no adults actually question that reasoning?
It’s not a bad word, or a cult, it’s just a religion. I myself am a Mormon and i have had no regrets. We help out each other and the community!
When I was a kid, my siblings convinced me that Medusa lived in our attic.
My uncle convinced me that there were cannibals' at the park near his house when I was 7, which then resulted in my refusing to ever sleep over there. Well played uncle, well played.
Well, if he lived in Miami he wasn't lying about the bath salts zombies.
Load More Replies...An adopted grandfather told all his grands there was a man eating turkey living in his basement. It was just full of stuff that wasn't safe for kids, but we all believed it. I was terrified of turkeys after that.
My brain read that wrong.... "What is so bad about a man eating turkey? I eat turkey too..." Oh... a man-eating turkey.... XD
Load More Replies...My grandfather was a writer, and once convinced me and my sister he had a snake in his study. He even showed us a bucket of sand when it supposedly slept. Turns out he just wanted us out of his study. Best thing? My mother and aunts fell for the same lie when they were kids. He used the bucket for weight lifting.
When i was abor 6 or 7, I lived across the street from my grandson. There was a state park bordering his property and he convinced me there were lions and bears in the forest. There wasn't.
I convinced my grandkids we had a goblin named Walter living in our crawlspace. They could only communicate with him through a heating grate. And they did talk to him... often.
“Would you like to buy a magazine subscription?”.
That's like getting a landlines call before we had caller ID. Dude tried claiming there was a problem with our "Windows PC." The Indian sounding guy was super thrown off when I told him there weren't any in the house. Didn't mention that with only one exception the only computers ever in the house were made by Apple
For a while I got a lot of those. If I was bored I'd keep them on the line and mess with them for a bit. One guy was dumb enough to tell me he was a "Windows employee" (not a Microsoft employee - He apparently didn't know the difference). I actually have multiple windows computers in the house so I kept trying to get him to tell me which one they had detected the problem on. Computer name, MAC address, anything. He just kept saying, "your windows pc" because that was apparently what was on his script. I am grateful for folks like youtuber Scammer Payback for getting some of these a-holes arrested.
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Once as a child they told me that in GTA Vice City there is a secret code for winter to appear, and I even wrote it on a piece of paper, and for a long time I thought that I was simply entering the cheat code incorrectly...
I personally don't have an issue with it. I grew up playing GTA, call of duty , and other similar games. I also read pretty graphic depressing books like "A boy called it" from about 8 years old. As long as you keep an open discussion with the kid about what they see and what is real or fake and good or bad and make sure they don't chat with people they shouldn't I don't see any issue. It taught me a lot about the dangers and grimness of the real world without putting me in any danger, and I was never scared or negatively impacted because whenever I felt uncomfortable with something I read or saw my dad and I would talk about it. He's turn it into a teachable moment about who to trust, value of money, bad people and how to avoid them etc. For me mature games and books were educational, but I'd love to hear other insights on the topic since this is just my personal experience.
Load More Replies...It disturbs me that people tried to catch out others in the middle of games by telling them the cheat code was to press Alt-F4.
Many many many years ago a magazine in the uk ran an April fools joke to get the gore cheat working in Mortal Kombat 1 on the snes by taping an English penny into the cartridge to make it the same weight as the US version. They had shopped pictures and all to support it. That got Us good back in the day
"Click this link for free ROBUX".
The entire game is a money pit scam full of unmonitored pedos.
YeeUp... My grandson tried desperately to convince me it was true.
That a seven foot tall rabbit would break into my house during the first Sunday after the Paschal full moon, and leave eggs everywhere.
We’d go to the mall to see the Easter bunny and my mom would be all “that’s who leaves the eggs in our house!” Scared me so much tbh.
But Easter bunny is totally shy, that's why you must not disturb him...so clearly, that thing at the mall was fake.
I have photos of my young Dad and uncle visiting an Easter Bunny in the 1950s, in Canada. They are bloody terrifying! A grown human in a faux-fur costume with a creepy, horror-film-esque papier-maché head - and yes, it might well have been nearly seven feet tall with the ears sticking straight up. Just why?
I was told it was the church bells flying back from Rome who scattered eggs in our garden.
I have never seen an Easter Bunny costume that wasn't at least a little bit terrifying.
I loved the holiday of Easter as a kid. I grew up in a Catholic, very Catholic family. It was strange because we knew the eggs had nothing to do with the religion but we were allowed have them because they saw no harm in it. But we did get told the eggs were from a bunny celebrating jesus 🙂 we believed it and enjoyed our eggs
I don't recall ever visiting a mall Easter Bunny. Had neighbors who were super afraid of clowns. None of us had issues with visiting mall Santa's. (Helps with getting what you actually want for Christmas. )
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My dad used to say never play with your belly button because you can unscrew it and your butt will fall off...I believed this until I was about 10 I think lol
Mine told me that if I played with fire I'd pee in the bed at night.
Load More Replies..."l have commitment issues due to my past traumas so l want to take things slowly" all while travelling his very committed (and unknown to me) girlfriend to London to meet his mum and friends. Slowly only referred to going public, he apparently didn't have problems with going fast physically. Scummy pos.
One of the biggest lies, lol. Right after just the tip
Load More Replies...my dad once showed me the middle finger, and told me that it ment "i love you". this was in first grade. my mom once told me that if i cut my hair, my curls would go straight. and now, not only do i want a shorter haircut, but now my curls are straighter than i am
I grew up in a small town and my sister had me convinced there's no such thing as black people. I had never seen one in real life. She reminded me I watched Star Trek w/ our dad and knew blue people aren't real. And this was around the time Michael Jackson went from black to white. I believed her until I was in high school.
Funny one: when I was 7 & my brother was 14, he & his friends found some rolling papers and rolled up basil or oregano "joints" & went into the backyard to "smoked" them. He saw me spying on them, so he had me come outside & take a drag off one, then told me if I ever told on him for anything ever again he'd tell my mom I smoked marijuana. I didn't find out until I was in my 20s that it wasn't marijuana, nor did it ever occur to me that HE would've gotten in trouble for giving it to me!
No nation-building, no amnesties and no bailouts. Not in Bill Clinton's wildest dreams did he think he could accomplish for the Democrats what George Bush did.
My dad used to say never play with your belly button because you can unscrew it and your butt will fall off...I believed this until I was about 10 I think lol
Mine told me that if I played with fire I'd pee in the bed at night.
Load More Replies..."l have commitment issues due to my past traumas so l want to take things slowly" all while travelling his very committed (and unknown to me) girlfriend to London to meet his mum and friends. Slowly only referred to going public, he apparently didn't have problems with going fast physically. Scummy pos.
One of the biggest lies, lol. Right after just the tip
Load More Replies...my dad once showed me the middle finger, and told me that it ment "i love you". this was in first grade. my mom once told me that if i cut my hair, my curls would go straight. and now, not only do i want a shorter haircut, but now my curls are straighter than i am
I grew up in a small town and my sister had me convinced there's no such thing as black people. I had never seen one in real life. She reminded me I watched Star Trek w/ our dad and knew blue people aren't real. And this was around the time Michael Jackson went from black to white. I believed her until I was in high school.
Funny one: when I was 7 & my brother was 14, he & his friends found some rolling papers and rolled up basil or oregano "joints" & went into the backyard to "smoked" them. He saw me spying on them, so he had me come outside & take a drag off one, then told me if I ever told on him for anything ever again he'd tell my mom I smoked marijuana. I didn't find out until I was in my 20s that it wasn't marijuana, nor did it ever occur to me that HE would've gotten in trouble for giving it to me!
No nation-building, no amnesties and no bailouts. Not in Bill Clinton's wildest dreams did he think he could accomplish for the Democrats what George Bush did.
