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Few people would likely say they enjoy being lied to, however many have arguably been deceived in one way or another. And while some lies might seem difficult to believe, others can be surprisingly convincing, especially if the liar is skilled enough not to start laughing at the worst possible time.

Redditor ‘WattAtWork’ has recently started a discussion about lies among members of the ‘Ask Reddit’ community. They asked them what has been the biggest lie they’ve ever fallen for, and fellow netizens shared all sorts of stories, ranging from funny to pretty upsetting, and everything in between. If you want to see what kind of webs netizens have found themselves trapped in, scroll down to find their answers on the list below to find out.

Below you will also find Bored Panda’s interviews with the redditor ‘WattAtWork’ themselves, as well as professor in the department of educational and counseling psychology at McGill University and author of the book The Truth About Lying: Teaching Honesty to Children at Every Age and Stage, Dr. Victoria Talwar.

#1

“If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For "We value you as our employee and the people working here are most important to us".

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Ace
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a lie. They certainly do value you, and you're important to them, otherwise they wouldn't make any money. They may not care about you, your health or your welfare, and almost certainly don't reflect that 'value' in your salary, but they still value the profits you bring them.

gijeff58
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know I'm valued because I got a peice of paper with a red star on it saying "Congratulations on your 15 years of service"!

KatSaidWhat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You shouldn't have to tell your employees they are valued. You should show them.

Lotekguy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When they say "we're family " they're only acknowledging that you're in the same zoological classification as management. You know, between phylum and species in kinship.

Andrew Keir
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A bit technical there, but nice point all the same

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Verena
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Look, we have work to get done. We have no interest in you as person" - even boomers would have applied.

Petunia Petal
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pah! It's all about the cold, hard profits!

Alessa Gillespie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I fell for this. After 7 years, got fired before Christmas due to budget cuts because the company was hemorrhaging money.

Tree P
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, I fell for that c**p when I was young and stupid.

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    #2

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For If you tell me the truth I won't get mad.

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    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why we say; if you tell me the truth, I won't get as mad as I would when you lie to me.

    Lisia Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Us too. Honesty first. I might get mad, but not as angry as I would if you lie to me.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't say you wouldn't get punished though.

    Mrs. Dearly Regret
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned this one early so I kept my mouth shut

    Snorkeldorf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. It was a valuable lesson that helped me get through childhood.

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    Porribix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good way to cause trauma in children and have them lie as an adult :)

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still trying for it not to be a lie as a parent...

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, of course, it's friend "I know when you're lying to me". Usually produced when you've finally plucked up the courage to say something you've been afraid of saying, and guaranteeing that you will never trust again. After all, why bother to tell the truth when it gets shouted over, disrespected, and shut down.

    debrina blackmoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Shut the fuçk up/lying cúnt/stupid piece of shït, etc., then smacked/ punched, kicked, whatever.

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    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling the truth and lying led to the same beating.

    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a lie. I will not get angry but still make you clean/pay/punish for it.

    Kobe (she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm.... I can't promise to never get angry. Usually, I say something like : I'm happy you have told me the truth, otherwise, I would have been way more angry than I am now. I am still piissed that you ...., yet, I still love you. Let's see how to overcome this. .... now you (insert consequence) , while I am thinking of how to deal with this...

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about "I am not mad. I am just dissappointed." I have used it with my students. And h**l, I AM mad...

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    #3

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For Going to college will guarantee your future success.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it doesn't hurt either

    Tams21
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends where you live and your circumstances. In Germany tuition is free, in the US it costs a fortune and paying for it with a student loan can cause significant financial hardship if you don't get a well paid job.

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    gijeff58
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College is overated, Trade School is an option that High Schools dont mention to students.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband just turned 50, and he has never had a job where his Bachelor's degree mattered. All that time and debt for nothing.

    Petra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people who graduate college aren't employed in the area they got their degree in. I wish I could remember the precise percentage; it's pretty wild.

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    Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but it does make landing a successful career more likely

    Jackson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people are talking about career success and not life in general, the course in college makes a huge difference. Some courses lead to good jobs. Others do not teach anything job related. Given what is happening in AI, an apprenticeship in a licensed trade is a better if you enjoy the work. It is easier for computers to replace a white collar worker than a tool and die maker or a welder.

    Ervin Conn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College will increase your chances of your future success is how it should be stated.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Define success. It guarantees you a solid basis and step up. Still hard work to find a good employer and interesting job.

    Petra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In addition to dealing with financial insecurity, only 46% of college grads surveyed say they currently work in their field of study. 29% report working in a different field, while 16% of those under age 54 (and therefore not likely retired) say they are currently unemployed." Source: https://www.ngpf.org/blog/question-of-the-day/qod-what-percent-of-college-graduates-end-up-working-in-the-field-of-their-major/#:~:text=%22In%20addition%20to%20dealing%20with,say%20they%20are%20currently%20unemployed.

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    “I thought, what is something general many people want to know? What question might be interesting while not revealing anything about the person per se as well as anything on the internet that doesn't require some sort of account holder? Then I came up with the perfect question: ‘What's the biggest lie you've fallen for?’,” the redditor ‘WattAtWork’ shared with Bored Panda, revealing why they decided to pose this specific question to the online community.

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    #4

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For That suppressing your feelings makes you a "man.".

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you a man with high blood pressure, possibly depression and with heart issues.

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know it's a lie now. Lots of people don't. Good for you.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, most women prefer a man with open, heartfelt emotions on his sleeve and willing to share the burden, as opposed to keeping things -- ANYTHING, not just emotions -- hidden.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad is over 80, and I recently saw him cry for the first time. He was quietly sniffling while watching a movie. Freaked me out, because he's always been an absolute stoic. Sad, because I know it's simply the dementia.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And , deep inside, he probably knows that. But love lasts, even when memory dies

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have any feelings about this one.

    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 6'2"(189cm) mid 30s straight "manly" man and I literally cry when I watch war movies now that I've learned it's ok to express my feelings... the opening screen to Saving Private Ryan gets me bawling like a baby every time and that's not only ok, it's how every man should react when seeing a depiction of war

    HolyDiver
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Gen X!! We rock at this one!! WE'RE #1! WE"RE #1!

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no. You're only supposed to suppress GIRLY emotions like sadness, genuine joy, compassion, fear. A "real man" knows to flex his rage muscles. Ignoring the fact that rage and fear are very strongly tied together...

    Jaeger (Jaeger)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so much b******t it’s frying my phone, just because you are a man, doesn’t mean you can’t cry.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never suppressed (or hid) my feelings because I thought it was a man thing. I mean, yes, I did suppress and hide them, but I never thought it would make me a man or that there was any other option, for males or females.

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    #5

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For Life is easier after you grow up.

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    Petunia Petal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is easiest as a kid, you just don't realise!

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely untrue for me. Sure, adulthood is hard now, but I'd take it over getting beaten any day.

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    Raphapablap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is he lying down? Is it the pillow that unnerves me or the way he is lying so awkwardly?

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who told them That! Closest to that I heard was, "when you're grown up; you can make the, choice to have ice cream an pop corn for dinner. But only when you're grown up." But I definitely heard that, life was easy for kids and it was going to get Tuff!

    Ranger Kanootsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange. For me it was the opposite. I hated life as a kid.

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    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say "Enjoy it now, because it just gets harder."

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better to say "Life is harder if you don't grow up." Harder on those around you, at least.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reality: Life is easier when you stop caring what other people "think".

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life in my 20's was really cool. Like being free but not too much an adult. Now at 43... it's different...

    Joy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is easier for me as an adult. At least I don't have to worry about my parents beating the s**t out of me anymore.

    Nykky
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends on your situation. I absolutely f*****g abhorred being a child. I'm still treated like one, but at least I can drive to get away, or I won't be driven back here by a cop because I'm underage, walking around outside at night. But I'm still yelled at, my feelings and opinions are still constantly disregarded, and I'm still shoved into a corner for my self. But at least I can go away for a bit.

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    The OP seemingly took certain answers with a pinch of salt, though some stories the redditors shared did surprise them. “I, being new to Reddit after all (1 week, 1 day old account at the time of posting), have learnt quickly that the answers you get are often a mixture of jokes and truth,” they said.

    “What stood out most, however, were all the comments about people's love relationships and their agreements about truth and lies. Many people have experienced their partner lying to them but believing it. I replied as best I could at the beginning of the post, before the comments piled up one by one, that they didn't fall out of sheer stupidity but out of hope for love.”

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    #6

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For Don’t remember the biggest lie, but my dad has a bald spot and when I was a kid he told me and my siblings that he got it from going to bed while chewing gum and they had to cut it out the next day You bet your a*s none of us ever went to bed with gum after that.

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    Petunia Petal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you go to bed with chewing gum in the first place?!

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it might lose its flavour if you leave it on the bedpost overnight, of course.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when parents destroy the trust bond with their children by telling them lies of convenience for behavior stuff. When my best friend was young, her mother told her that reusing the knife for the mayo would cause it to go bad. So when making sandwiches she would get a fresh knife for each dip into the jar of mayo. It was total BS. The truth was sometimes a toast crumb might end up in the mayo and her mom didn't like that so lied about the reason not to do it. I found out about this years later by watching her get a new knife for each slice of bread while making sandwiches and asking "WTH are you doing?" There was a second one too but I can't recall it. Her mom was basically a good person but - just don't lie to your kids. There will be times in life when it is important for them to believe you.

    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doooes your chewing gum lose it's flavor on your bald spot overnight?

    RapidUnscheduledDisassembly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest went to bed with Silly Putty in his hand (he picked it up after I tucked him in) and we had to do some creative hair trimming the next day. Lemme tell ya, the tricks to get gum out of hair don't work nearly as well on Silly Putty.

    Jaeger (Jaeger)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good excuse, and it teaches a lesson.

    debrina blackmoon
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some powerful fûcked up gum!

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were told chewing gum was made out of rats tails. We never wanted it or asked for it.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might have saved some lives.

    Morphuny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I apparently did it regularly as a kid, as well as having hair ties around my wrist super tight 😂 so according to my mom she spend countless evenings whacking me back up, forcing me to spit out the gum and taking away my hair tie 😅 nowadays I couldn’t even think of a reason to do that

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    #7

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For "we support a healthy work life balance" Btw manditory overtime everyday this week.

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    Petunia Petal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixed it for them..." we support an unhealthy work life balance".

    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We live, you work. Perfectly balanced.

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthy for the grow of our profits, of course...oh you thought it was about you?!?

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mandatory overtime? Does that still exist? I hope you get compensated for that, at least.

    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m amazed at the number of people at my company who work during “vacations.”

    MotorcycleDoggo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just not the full quote - We support a healthy work life balance - for management, while you peasants are gonna be worked to death

    HarveyAndGandalf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I don't work there. My manager tells me to get the hell out after 40 hours. Overtime needs to be approved. If I get a call outside hours, sign in remotely before doing any work, but only after the manager calls me. Anyone else has to call the manager first. I actually have my own time!

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't work, you won't have much of a life.

    gijeff58
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We Strive", most overused word in the coporate world.

    #8

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For That each second between lightning and thunder is a mile. It was in my 3rd year of my physics degree before I learned my entire life was a lie. It's 5 seconds per mile btw.

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    Any
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 seconds is a kilometre.

    Petunia Petal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I learned something new! I've believed this my whole life 😂

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count the seconds, divide by three and get the kilometers. That's what I was told.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have screamed in fear one time in my life. It was lightning simutanious with thunder, right over my head. I have never heard a more SOUND in my life, and the whole aerea was luminated a 1000 times. Its the most impressive and scary thing I have vitnessed, so immidiatly i looked to my dog, to see if he was as shellshocked. He looked like nothing, and perticularily not the heaven rupturing, had happened, and I still dont understand how that was possible. Dogs 🥰

    Evolbeky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had some bad lightning storms here before. It was fing teffifying! Just flashes and cracks of thunder all together for like an hour at a time. Me, hubby, and the dogs all huddled up together being scared together lol

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    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound travels at around 340 metres per second. So if you start counting the seconds from when you see the flash, to when you hear the thunder and multiply by 340, that's the approximate distance. I have no idea what that is in feet/miles/etc

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since everyone counts different, the seconds will be longer or shorter based on the impatience level of said counter. It's very approximate at best so miles or kilometers may overlap if you have a hard time knowing how long a second is. We all know that if you count to blorx in Huttese, the lightning is 1209 bananas away though,, that we can all agree on.

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    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 second, 300m is what I've been told as a child. Grateful to grow up metric...like, how many yards or foot (feet?) is that?

    R Dennis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since 5 seconds is 1500 meters and a mile is 1600 meters, near as makes no difference...

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    S Boise
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 sec between flash and hearing loss? me be hitting the ground ... and sneezing

    Jesha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live a few blocks away from my bestie and we'd text each other when we heard a big boom.

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    “I think the majority of people on Earth fall for several lies every day,” ‘WattAtWork’ told Bored Panda. “It's mainly about trying to see beyond the lie and understand the intention of the lie. You should definitely not be broken by a lie you fall for. Let yourself build an information field instead.

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    “Sometimes it can also be about lying for your own good, but sometimes it can instead be about people not being trustworthy,” they continued. “I think the biggest lie I've fallen for is that my friends haven't talked behind my back.”

    #9

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For If you work hard and save you can own the American dream.

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    Charles McChristy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hasn't been true since the introduction of "trickle down" economics.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only works when the CEO has incontinence? /s

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense! All you need to achieve the American Dream is hard work, determination, and $200,000 from daddy to get your business going!

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (It's called a 'dream' because it vanishes as you wake up)

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can own a dream. I own the dream that I'm independently wealthy. I am, in fact, NOT independently wealthy, I struggle to afford food, utilities, and lot rent for my glorious 840²' mobile home, but dammit I own that dream!

    Mike D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If any reasonable person thinks that everyone can be a success, that's naivety. If you think everyone can be healthy and happy, that's naivety. Do the best you can with the hand you're dealt. That's success. Don't compare yourself to others, only yourself.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's American Dream includes homelessness and starvation....

    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to work smart, not hard. Or both, but just working hard will probably get you nowhere. Source: been there, done that (the working hard bit, not the smart)

    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 44 and as an "American" I still can't afford the so called "American" dream. The "American Pipe-Dream" is what they should call it, for everyone.

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    #10

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For When I was a kid, we would often drive a town over to visit my cousins. One of the roads passed through some ponds, one of which had a perculiar looking branch that had fallen over. I always noticed it, would point it out to everyone in the car, and one day my dad said it was a “crocomigator” as a joke since we had just watched some Crocodile Dundee before heading out. In my head it made sense, I knew how alligators could lay dormant for months at a time with a low heart rate, so the fact it wouldnt move just meant he was hibernating. Years go by, parents split, my dad passes away, still look out for this crocimigator, get to high school, still looking out at the pond to look at this fallen tree not really remembering why. Then one day, I am like 19, my mom, brother and I are driving on the same road, I instinctively check the pond and its not there. The memories flooded back and I say “god damn it”. My mom asked me whats wrong and it took me a bit to stop laughing, but I explained the story of the “crocomigator” and we all laughed at how silly looking log in the water and my dad managed to trick me for years.

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww ... that is a sweet lie

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "teasing lies" (or whatever you would call them) should only be in the moment. I would tell my grandkids silly stuff like that but I also made sure they went away knowing it was a joke. Also, know your audience. Of the two oldest grandkids, one would catch on quickly and laugh. But the other one would take things literally. A couple of times stuff I thought was an obvious joke had her in tears so I learned not to do it. TLDR: Fun/silly is fine but making kids feel foolish / tricked isn't.

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad convinced us that those big round bales of hay that we saw driving through the country were illegal because the cows weren't getting *a square meal*. I never thought anything of this until driving with my bf at age 20 when I mindlessly repeated it not realizing til that moment that it was a dad joke. SMH. The older I get the more I appreciate his humor and wish he had lived long enough for me to tell him!

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have flooded the car with tears of gratitude and appreciation for those small gifts Dad left behind. Especially those that evoke deep guffaws of laughter.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, we used to call them logodiles

    Jaeger (Jaeger)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not a lie, it’s a adorable trick!

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THOSE are great memories!

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather spoilt the swimming there, though

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    #11

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For That focusing on education, rather than on developing social skills and meaningful connections, will be enough to lead a fulfilling and prosperous life. Thanks mom, you had the best intentions.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As with everything else, balance is key. Says the banana who would rather stay home by himself or with just his partner 99% of the time :)

    Shana Mustafa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this one. I was told only to focus to study when I was young. I was not allowed to go out to play with friends, or even have any relationship with boys. Years later, I'm struggling to connect with people and my mother wonder why I never have any boyfriend.😢

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum is the opposite. She’s forcing me to be less antisocial which is going to derail me from my studies which are anyways more important for me

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School and college are not all about how much information you can cram into your brain. Learning to be social is absolutely vital too. Your ability to cope with a work environment or pass a job interview are going to be dependent on good interpersonal skills.

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    ginshun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really get this one. Developing social skills, and meaningful connections isn't exactly lucrative most of the time. You need both. And quite honestly, when you are young, focusing on your education and not worrying about falling in love and getting married right away is actually good advice.

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    The American delusion that degrees are the key to success is astonishing, considering that Bill Gates dropped out...

    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason you know about that is because it is an anomaly. For every " dropout becomes wildly successful" there are millions who didnt.

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    Author of The Truth About Lying: Teaching Honesty to Children at Every Age and Stage, Prof. Victoria Talwar, pointed out that people lie for a variety of reasons, which can be thought of as a spectrum. “On one end are lies that are completely self-oriented—told to benefit the self—followed by lies for self-gain (to escape punishment or negative consequences). Then there are reputational lies told to make people think well of the liar, then the lies that are more other-oriented, and towards the other end of the spectrum—lies to be polite, lies told to protect others or their feelings, eventually reaching altruistic lies where there is a potential cost for oneself but benefit for another human,” she explained in a recent interview with Bored Panda.

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    #12

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For 'I'm not having an affair, I think I'm asexual'. -- My ex Wife who certainly was having an affair, and not in the slightest bit asexual.

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    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee I think I’m doing this asexual thing all wrong! :p

    CheshirePhrogg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there garlic bread involved? If "yes" you're probably fine.

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    Nykky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile for me, that is the case. My ex was always panicky because he thought I'd leave him for someone with a bigger d**k. That was....6ish years ago? And I'm still single and not wanting to mingle. In any way.

    Slap Shot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point here is she’s having an affair whether she’s asexual or not.

    CheshirePhrogg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who does identify as ace, I'm actually curious as to your intentions here. I don't like that you've been blindly down voted. While I have little to no interest in sex I do very much see that someone could be having q romantic or emotional affair. I don't think that just because an affair isn't sexual relegates it to meaningless. I'm not sure what I'm trying to say here other than I'm not sure of your or OP's intentions

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    I'm guessing the ex-wife just didn't like her husband!

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    I was sort of going out with a girl who was like this. We met in a club. Literally bumped into each other. She told me she was feeling asexual again I suspected she was "cheating" (we were loyal but not together) turned out she was already in a 10 month relationship.

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    #13

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For "He's just a friend, it doesn't mean anything. ".

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    SupaCab
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits home hard for me, being gas-lit for a year does wonders for your mental health.

    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been harsh, sorry it happened to you. Learn from it going forward, but don't assume everyone else is lying. Don't lose faith in finding a decent partner because of that one dishonest piece of human guano.

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    tracy black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess this depends on the person cause 98% of my friends are male i grew up will all male friends and learned a long time ago that men make better friends no backstabbing if you lose 10 lbs and say that to a male friend they are like oh okay but say it to a female friend and if they say oh great they are secertly thinking b***h i wanna lose 10 lbs too .

    DeeDee M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is any attraction at all, it is virtually impossible to be "just friends." It can sneak up on you, and it's no ones fault, we're all human. Dealing with this right now and it is NOT FUN.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right up there with the asexual woman.

    J. Allan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All your male "friends" would bed you in a second. Even the gay ones.

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    #14

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For “I’ll pay you back.” $9000 in the hole later… still haven’t been paid back.

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    Thee8thsense
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you loan a friend money, best to consider it a gift. That way, if they pay you back, great, but if they don't, you are a great gift giver.

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't pay it back, they are not my friend anymore, even if I consider the money lost. It's the principle of the thing.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never lend anyone money unless I'm ok with it not coming back. So every time i lend money, i consider it a gift and not expect it back. If it makes it back, it's a bonus

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never lend what you can't afford to give away.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always told us, "Don't loan money you can't afford to lose."

    Bobby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never loan more than you can afford to lose. Even people with every intent to pay you back may fall I to circumstances that prevent them from doing so in a timely fashion

    DeathBeforeDecaff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lent various amounts over the years, sometimes it's a great investment to not have those people around anymore. It's often worth it.

    Tree P
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I fell for that one too. Learned my lesson well.

    Parriah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is when someone owes you money you really needed and you see them eating out and buying new and unnecessary stuff. Family is the worst for this.

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    According to Dr. Talwar, most people only lie occasionally—they may lie for self-gain or because they can achieve their interpersonal goals through deceit—it rarely ever becomes a habitual, chronic behavior. “Only very few people—less than 5%—are prolific liars; most people tell the occasional lie. Those that do lie, though, may tell lies more frequently and are also likely to tell bigger lies with bigger consequences.”

    #15

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For My sister convinced me that I was adopted.

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    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cruel b***h. The appropriate rebike might be "well at least they really chose to have me", but that's hard for a kid to come up with.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stolen from a webtoon: “well at least I was wanted, the only reason you’re here is bc mom’s a catholic”

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    Petunia Petal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this something all older siblings do to their younger siblings? Unless my brother wrote the above comment 😆

    Natalie Bohrteller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, my older siblings did it with me. But I never did it to the ones that came after me ;)

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    Tropical Tarot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I convinced my younger cousin he was Elvis Presley reincarnated. He was born a few days after Elvis passed away.

    Event horizon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did the same because it was an easy way to make me cry. But later in life when we would talk about all the family dysfunction I would remind her that I was the adopted one, to her chagrin

    Vermonta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was left on the front porch by a gypsy. That's what my sisters told me because I was a pesty grade schooler when they were in Jr. High.

    Rosemary .
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was the youngest of the three children in her family. When they were young kids, my uncle told my mom that the reason she lives with their family is because they all went to the zoo one day and picked her out of the monkey cages. He insisted that they put her in a milk bottle to color her white, and then taught her how to talk. He said they tried and tried to scrub all of her fur off, but they couldn't get it all, and that's why she's the only one in the family with red hair. This same uncle later went on to become a rocket scientist at NASA.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and cousin told me test tube baby.

    Melissa Sawicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did as well. Fortunately me, my mom, and my great aunt have the exact same hands. You literally can't tell whose is whose they are that exact. Unfortunately it took me weeks to figure that out. Thanks Tara

    Rosemary .
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG you guys are hand twins? You could make a fortune out in Vegas! Lol

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    Ordhaj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually _am_ adopted and always knew it. One kid at school decided to make fun of me for it. I told my mother and, after she calmed down, said, "The next time he says that, tell him, 'Well, at least my parents got to chose me. Your parents had to take what they got .... which wasn't much.'" He never teased me again. He did, however, hate me with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.

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    #16

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For Decaf removed caffeine from my body ETA: yall I know what it is, I believed decaf was a way to remove caffeine from the human body. BELIEVED.

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    Anne Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dies the human body store caffeine? Don't think so

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The body stores caffeine until the next time you pee.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note if you are really trying to avoid caffeine - Decaf coffee isn't caffeine free and varies. In a test I read about, some of it had half as much caffeine as regular coffee, other brands less.

    FrogMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how on bags of potato chips it says “Guaranteed fresh until printed date”? When I was a kid I thought it meant that the chips were fresh UNTIL someone had printed *ANY* date on the bag. Like I’d get a bag, see the wording and say “DAMN…someone printed the date. Guess they’re not fresh…”

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kidneys remove caffeine don't they? Or your liver?

    UselessKnowledgeFont
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, as long as they're not also drinking caffinated teas or pop, then it's "working"

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    #17

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For I ignored my studies because I thought the world is gonna end in 2012.

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    Anna Chandler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person has bigger problems if they believed that kind of nonsense.

    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why? in the off chance you're wrong you ruin your studies for that? what did you do with all this "free time"?

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used that 2012 prophecy to NOT do laundry, cook, or any cleaning. If it was going to happen ..I wasn't going to be vacuuming ...

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you didn't. It's called procrastinating. ;)

    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person would fail no matter what..

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    “Most of the time, we consider lying not a desirable behavior. The reason for this is because it erodes an individual’s credibility and it erodes trust,” Prof. Talwar pointed out. “Those that lie frequently often have difficulties in their social relationships; to be considered a liar is a terrible indictment in our society.”

    #18

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For I believed that whole s**t of “if you both have braces and u kiss they’ll get stuck together” until i actually kissed someone with braces and they were like “u know that’s fake right”.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have gotten stuck though so don’t risk it

    Wes Ouzts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was true in the early day (but rarely) of those nasty wired braces. Cuts were common in the 1960-70's.

    Diana Sampson
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to a good friend of mine when she was in middle school. It was a first kiss for both of them and their braces locked. Fortunately, they happened to have the same orthodontist. Her mom drove them to his house, put them on the front porch (still stuck at the smile), rang the bell, and went back to the car to wait. They knew where he lived because he was also their bishop. She still turns red when it comes up now, 30 years later!

    J. Allan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black n decker p****r wreckers.

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    #19

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For That getting a Masters in a STEM field would get me a great salary job!

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    Verena
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MINT in German, Beta-vakken in Dutch. Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics. Well, the chances of getting handed such a job on a golden plate without any activities from your side are pretty much low. But during that Master, students do usually meet potential employers. During internships, on fairs, visits to companies... It also depends on your specific field and knowledge and your plans for your life.

    Kobe (she)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree. There are simply no guarantees that you will get a good job with diplomas and good education. But without those qualifications it is usually much more difficult.

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    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A masters in STEM is the wrong path entirely. Industry specific certifications are a thousand times more useful.

    Mike D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perspective and how hireable you are. And how well you interact with others. Everyone should be taking acting classes in college to help with the interview process.

    iseefractals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like everything else in life, it's all about supply, demand and quality. When there are 2-5 applicants for every available job that requires a college degree, unless you are in the top 10% of your field, you're either not going to get looked at, or you're going to paid terribly....because the reality is there are multiple people with similar qualifications waiting in the wings. That's not the case for skilled labor positions. There has been a deficit of skilled labor workers for decades and it continues to increase, despite the fact that jobs like electrician, plumber, welder, carpenter, mason don't require any formal education to get your foot in the door, just the ability to pass a skills test. Too many people prioritize the idea of their "passion" while ignoring the reality of the job market.

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-one ever said it would be easy. You need to be good at what you do and motivated to get a decent job, with or without a degree.

    Nykky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it was more like thinking how much the college would help you with this. They did jack s**t to help any students, and anyone who didn't exactly know what to do were rolled under the bus. I was one of them. They make their posters seem like you'll get everything you need handed to you, but you don't. You have to ask a lot of questions, and many times, you have to look for answers outside of the education system. It's super f*****g annoying.

    ginshun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it really should. Depends on what you consider great I suppose, but if you have a masters in a STEM field and can't get a job, it's likely not a problem with the degree...

    Namea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cries in herpetologist*

    Anna Chandler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    #20

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For Ex wife telling me how disgusting cheaters are and how they are succumb of the earth. Guess why I am divorced.

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In her defense she's totally correct... She just also happens to be one.

    T.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is implied, but reads both ways.

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    AlienBarbu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he meant scum instead of succumb

    #21

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For That a fat guy in a red suit travelled the entire world in one night in a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer delivering presents to all the good kids. But only the good kids, bad kids can get bent. And he knows who is who because he's *always watching*.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to keep on getting a stocking filled with presents? Smile, nod and pretend you still believe.

    Diana Schlafer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always told my high school friends that I was happy to believe in anything that resulted in more gifts.

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    Jackson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son told me that Santa was not real, he said, "Don't tell Mom. She does not know yet."

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong in believing in santa. Its a wonderful holiday kids have fun, everyone is together in certain families anyway. Its gorgeous. I'm not Christian now but was growing up, i remember the excitement, the sweets and chocolates. I never asked for anything because i wouldn't have gotten it but i had hope and the stories of santa were so exciting. We need to let kids have some fun, believing in santa is totally harmless.

    Just_for_this
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till you hear about the other dude in the sky watching your every move 🙄

    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rewrite this one about every single major religious text/story/god/prophet and tell me that it's not identical to Santa Claus.

    Rebecca Hoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was questioning the reality of Mr. Clause; no one can do the whole world in one night. My older brother showed me the globe and the International Date Line. He explained the time difference and that there was really TWO nights for distributing gifts world wide. I believed for another year :)

    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate this "good kids" narrative. We're Jewish and for a few years (before she told us), our lovely daughter worried that she wasn't a good child because Father Christmas didn't come to her. I explained it's only for Christians or sort-of Christians or not-anything-else-in-particular kids. I'll save the "old white man taking the credit for what is mainly women's work" explanation for another year ;-)

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, somebody is always watching for sure online. Just Amazon/devilish Temu etc delivers not based on being good but on having money. I am afraid there is some truth to poor little elves being exploited to produce all the stuff...

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Old, unshaven man stares at children while they are sleeping and offers them gifts to be 'good'. Is rumored to often be fling high. Hygiene is questionable due to always being seen in the same clothes. Sometimes hangs around shopping malls hoping little kids will sit in his lap. " LOL - sounds so pervy in today's society.

    Chad Chapman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as a dude who was born to a virgin, then killed, then zombified and currently living in an invisible, magical kingdom in the clouds that watches everything you do to make sure you don't f*ck up, or he'll send you to a place of wternal suffering because he supposedly loves you. So much BS in religion of any kind, but people continuing falling for it even millenia later.

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    #22

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For "You're gonna scare the fish away shut up".

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this one is true. But only the shortened version has been given. The full version is, "You're gonna scare the fish away. If you don't shut up, I'm going to throw you in the river, and that will definitely scare away the fish."

    Marat Singh Farout
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also know fact, fish like to eavesdrop that's what a school of them are doing,they LOVE dishing the dirt.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of true. Low volume talking likely won't matter for most fishing situations but the person who won't stop talking often also won't sit still. Movement above the water will definitely scare off some fish.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said most probably by an adult who just wants peace and quiet to a nosy kid. I know my dad said it to me and my siblings when he was out fishing and we got rowdy. Didn't mind us asking questions, but if they got to be too many, the fish getting scared would come up.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Grandpa wants you to be quite and stop asking questions for a while.

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    ginshun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, its a bit true. Maybe talking quietly is fine, but if you are in a boat, especially like a canoe, good luck catching fish if you are making a bunch of noise and moving around constantly.

    Slap Shot
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    1 year ago

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    #23

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For I was catfished for like a year because i was young and stupid.

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    Mia Hamsa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Young and inexperienced.. not stupid.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, here! That's the difference. People who don't know are inexperienced. People who know and do it anyway are stupid.

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    Anne Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stupid. Possibly naive but that’s because you were young.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us haven't grown out of the stupid phase 😆

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, I am 56yo, bright, educated and in a professional career. Just opted to break my 20-years of not dating.... Scammer catfished me... For 2 weeks. I learned from it and never compromised anything. But, I must admit, besides just being grateful that I was savvy enough to call him out AND I took up a whole bunch of his time when he otherwise might have conned a less confident woman, it was dam**d fun!

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    #24

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For I got told I love you by a girl I had a crush on once but apparently she loved everyone else too.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's all kinds of love. I've had people tell me they love me, and I know it's not romantic. And there are people I love just like family.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people mature and realize exactly what you said there, it can be an epiphany. Just like feeling absolute, unconditional love for the first time -- Undeniable.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love BBQ ribs, but that doesn't mean wanting a monogamous ingestion relationship with them. I still intend to see other foods.

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One failing of English, we use "love" for all types, where in other languages (Latin, off the top of my head) distinguish between platonic, familial, and romantic loves.

    Nel Cameron
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving and being in love... two different things.

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told a close friend that I loved Joe but he thought I said “I love you” and answered he loved me too. I was too mortified to correct him at the time, I just mumbled something about how terrible it was that we could never act on our feelings and left the country soon after. He might still think we were star crossed lovers. >.<

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a $1 for every guy who claimed to love me, if it happened in the first 3 months you know it's a bunch of c**p.

    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Not all guys are like this. I got engaged 6 weeks after meeting my husband. We're at 30 year of marriage now. My parents got engaged after 4 weeks, and they are celebrating 60 years. My grandparents were engaged at 6 weeks, and they were married until Grandma died. It's perfectly possibly to fall in love quickly, and have a good, decades long marriage.

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. I get this, but someone you're not in a relationship with telling you they romantically love you is usually not a positive. Crush or not. It's probably a good thing she meant it casually.

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    #25

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For I convinced my sister that the word "Mormon" was a very bad word. I was 11.

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    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100%, and just because someone has met a nice Mormon, doesn't change the fact that it's a cult. Like all religions.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did you start to believe that you were wrong?

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine; her sister talking to someone; and they tell her that they are a Mormon. And she just starts, pleading them not to call themselves that; and not to be mean to themselves. And she doesn't think they are one.

    Ephemera Image
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get over the underwear thingy... I mean, underwear has powers? Seriously? Do no adults actually question that reasoning?

    Jaeger (Jaeger)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not a bad word, or a cult, it’s just a religion. I myself am a Mormon and i have had no regrets. We help out each other and the community!

    Moose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those saying sister was right...that hurts. :(

    Nel Cameron
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't the word that was wrong, more the teachings.

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    #26

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For When I was a kid, my siblings convinced me that Medusa lived in our attic.

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    SupaCab
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle convinced me that there were cannibals' at the park near his house when I was 7, which then resulted in my refusing to ever sleep over there. Well played uncle, well played.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if he lived in Miami he wasn't lying about the bath salts zombies.

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    Karl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my little brother that there was a homicidal robot living in my bedroom - kept the nosey wee bugger out.

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An adopted grandfather told all his grands there was a man eating turkey living in his basement. It was just full of stuff that wasn't safe for kids, but we all believed it. I was terrified of turkeys after that.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain read that wrong.... "What is so bad about a man eating turkey? I eat turkey too..." Oh... a man-eating turkey.... XD

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was a writer, and once convinced me and my sister he had a snake in his study. He even showed us a bucket of sand when it supposedly slept. Turns out he just wanted us out of his study. Best thing? My mother and aunts fell for the same lie when they were kids. He used the bucket for weight lifting.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I convinced a couple of younger cousins there were alligators in ours. Sadly, they were in their 30s at the time. (First sentence true; second for fun. )

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was abor 6 or 7, I lived across the street from my grandson. There was a state park bordering his property and he convinced me there were lions and bears in the forest. There wasn't.

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so mean, I convinced my younger sister that there were wolves under her bed and I could see their red eyes glowing and their teeth glistening. Poor kid was terrified.

    Nel Cameron
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I convinced my grandkids we had a goblin named Walter living in our crawlspace. They could only communicate with him through a heating grate. And they did talk to him... often.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Medusa lived in our basement.

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    #27

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For “Would you like to buy a magazine subscription?”.

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    UselessKnowledgeFont
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like getting a landlines call before we had caller ID. Dude tried claiming there was a problem with our "Windows PC." The Indian sounding guy was super thrown off when I told him there weren't any in the house. Didn't mention that with only one exception the only computers ever in the house were made by Apple

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while I got a lot of those. If I was bored I'd keep them on the line and mess with them for a bit. One guy was dumb enough to tell me he was a "Windows employee" (not a Microsoft employee - He apparently didn't know the difference). I actually have multiple windows computers in the house so I kept trying to get him to tell me which one they had detected the problem on. Computer name, MAC address, anything. He just kept saying, "your windows pc" because that was apparently what was on his script. I am grateful for folks like youtuber Scammer Payback for getting some of these a-holes arrested.

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    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about your car’s extended warranty?

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want to build a snowman?

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    #28

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For Once as a child they told me that in GTA Vice City there is a secret code for winter to appear, and I even wrote it on a piece of paper, and for a long time I thought that I was simply entering the cheat code incorrectly...

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    Stryker Tyger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were they letting a child play a GTA game?!

    Deedee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally don't have an issue with it. I grew up playing GTA, call of duty , and other similar games. I also read pretty graphic depressing books like "A boy called it" from about 8 years old. As long as you keep an open discussion with the kid about what they see and what is real or fake and good or bad and make sure they don't chat with people they shouldn't I don't see any issue. It taught me a lot about the dangers and grimness of the real world without putting me in any danger, and I was never scared or negatively impacted because whenever I felt uncomfortable with something I read or saw my dad and I would talk about it. He's turn it into a teachable moment about who to trust, value of money, bad people and how to avoid them etc. For me mature games and books were educational, but I'd love to hear other insights on the topic since this is just my personal experience.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It disturbs me that people tried to catch out others in the middle of games by telling them the cheat code was to press Alt-F4.

    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many many many years ago a magazine in the uk ran an April fools joke to get the gore cheat working in Mortal Kombat 1 on the snes by taping an English penny into the cartridge to make it the same weight as the US version. They had shopped pictures and all to support it. That got Us good back in the day

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    #29

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For "Click this link for free ROBUX".

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    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire game is a money pit scam full of unmonitored pedos.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YeeUp... My grandson tried desperately to convince me it was true.

    #30

    “If You Tell Me The Truth I Won't Get Mad”: 30 Netizens Share The Biggest Lies They Fell For That a seven foot tall rabbit would break into my house during the first Sunday after the Paschal full moon, and leave eggs everywhere. We’d go to the mall to see the Easter bunny and my mom would be all “that’s who leaves the eggs in our house!” Scared me so much tbh.

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    Richard Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gave the impression the Easter bunny is 7 ft tall? 😳

    J. Allan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t!! I didn't know he was seven feet tall!!

    Rachel Pelz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Easter bunny is totally shy, that's why you must not disturb him...so clearly, that thing at the mall was fake.

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have photos of my young Dad and uncle visiting an Easter Bunny in the 1950s, in Canada. They are bloody terrifying! A grown human in a faux-fur costume with a creepy, horror-film-esque papier-maché head - and yes, it might well have been nearly seven feet tall with the ears sticking straight up. Just why?

    Loni Peppers
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    1 year ago

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    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was his name Harvey by any chance?

    Annik Perrot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told it was the church bells flying back from Rome who scattered eggs in our garden.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen an Easter Bunny costume that wasn't at least a little bit terrifying.

    EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the holiday of Easter as a kid. I grew up in a Catholic, very Catholic family. It was strange because we knew the eggs had nothing to do with the religion but we were allowed have them because they saw no harm in it. But we did get told the eggs were from a bunny celebrating jesus 🙂 we believed it and enjoyed our eggs

    UselessKnowledgeFont
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recall ever visiting a mall Easter Bunny. Had neighbors who were super afraid of clowns. None of us had issues with visiting mall Santa's. (Helps with getting what you actually want for Christmas. )

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