People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

It's satisfying. Try it.

for prevented them to stick to their skin

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

They exhausted

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

Back pain, mostly

It hides our terrible handwriting.

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

because silence is golden when you have kids.

Because most food dates are arbitrary

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

By dad (57 yo) always tells me how his brain is stuck at 18 ^^

In all fairness this happens to women as well

Because we all do.

My dad is 53and he says he’s 15

Oh, trust me, I think I'm a lot younger than that!

I feel about 20 years older than I am. Who are these crazy dudes who feel 20 years younger?

because they still standing strong? #ifyouknowwhatimean #mrbeanmeme

Boys never grow up.

So they'll keep providing for their family rather than excusing themselves on account of age.

Becuase all moms think they are older, so we have to balance it out. If we are younger, then they think they are younger too!

My kids complained that I acted 20 years older than I was...

To counterbalance the teens that believe older people are stupid and that all problems have easy solutions or even solutions at all

Its because we don't live as long. : )

When old enough, everyone is 20 years younger

Never give in to the darkness. Stay young and keep truck.... Ouch what was that... damn it... .. ...

Young in mind, not in body

Dads need to think like they're 20 years younger so they're better suited to help their slacker kids accomplish everyday tasks.

Just remember, inside ever man there is a little boy and inside ever woman is a mother, so everything works out good.

Because we don't want to admit we're getting old.

Because we go from puberty directly to retirement. Or to grave...

When dad was in the hospital, a young male nurse said there just a few papers to go over and would need my signature. The nurse was acting kind of nervous and it me. I said "you think I'm his wife. Look at us, does he look like I married him for his boatload if cash? Look at me, do I looiiiiiôoioooooo so hard and the nurse was so embarrassed. I looked at the nurse and told him what my brother, the diplomat, had asked me. "What happened. You used to be cute?" It was then I realized that I could ioooiiii

omg right

Same reason we all do. They think about what they could have done or been. Plus it's helps them believe the 18 year old with the big boobs sees him that way.

because we don't have purses.

Because Homer Simpson started it.

To make room for the desserts.

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

Do you have change in your purse?

Not just dads do this ...

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

Free

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

Cause you're not special

Because people with great sense of humor know what is funny. And also you probably make it too easy for him.

machete Don't text