There are many things we humans still haven't figured out. Like, what came before the big bang, will AI eventually overtake us, and why do all dads grunt when they sit down. Or why they take grilling so seriously. In fact, there are probably more mysteries about dads than the universe. To try and get to the bottom of them, people have started Tweeting them, and the questions perfectly describe every dad in the history of dadness. The sad part, however, is that even with all that attention, most of them remain unanswered. Science is one way we make sense of the world around us, but it appears that even rationality can't explain everything.

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Kris 1 month ago

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

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Kris 1 month ago

It's satisfying. Try it.

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Kjorn 1 month ago

for prevented them to stick to their skin

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Kris 1 month ago

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

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Kris 1 month ago

They exhausted

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Troux 1 month ago

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

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Martti Laurson 1 month ago (edited)

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

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Benjámin Dorogi 1 month ago

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

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Blakkur Sverrir 1 month ago

Back pain, mostly

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Peter Smith 1 month ago

It hides our terrible handwriting.

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Fursona non grata

why do dads fart so much

9:09 AM - 22 Oct 2014

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Laura Zappenduster 1 month ago

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

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birdhouse 1 month ago

because silence is golden when you have kids.

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Kris 1 month ago

Because most food dates are arbitrary

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Sleep Meister 1 month ago

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

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birdhouse 1 month ago

because we don't have purses.

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Ray Heap 1 month ago

Because Homer Simpson started it.

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Wil Vanderheijden 1 month ago

To make room for the desserts.

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birdhouse 1 month ago

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

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Mangoes'nRum 1 month ago

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

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David Glover 1 month ago

Do you have change in your purse?

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Kris 1 month ago

Not just dads do this ...

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Peter Smith 1 month ago

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

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Martti Laurson 1 month ago

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

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#24

Why do dads have such a thing against turning the central heating on IT'S FUCKING FREEZING

12:06 PM - 20 Oct 2014

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Sleep Meister 1 month ago

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

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Shaun Sully

Why does my dad talk to my dog with an irish accent?

5:06 AM - 22 Oct 2014

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birdhouse 1 month ago

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

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Kris 1 month ago

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

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Kris 1 month ago

Free

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birdhouse 1 month ago

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

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Wil Vanderheijden 1 month ago

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

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birdhouse 1 month ago (edited)

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

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