People Are Sharing The Things That Dads Do But Nobody Knows Why, And They’re Spot-On (30 Tweets)

They think sleep is for the weak and they don't wanna be weak OR they know falling asleep in front of a loved one is rude and they don't want to be rude to their loved one

It's satisfying. Try it.

for prevented them to stick to their skin

Because 'in their day' they didn't have to use no stinkin' GPS

They exhausted

This is the "at ease" pose that many servicemen are used to. He's relaxed but observant.

Because they do not want some fancy s**t. They ask what they need.

Well I'm not a dad but I do take grilling or any kind of meat cooking seriously. I mean the animal had to die so you can eat it, the least you can do to respect that, is being really focused on making it really delicious :D

Back pain, mostly

It hides our terrible handwriting.

When I was little and saw many adults not just men write this way I thought it was the coolest thing, my Mum did it, which was most excellent because then it was easier to forge notes to school from her, already had the signature down pat, just needed the all caps writing to give it that authenticity. The one time in 4 years that a note got questioned was one she actually did write lol

Because YELLING is our default method of communication when we have children, EMMA

Actually my mum does this and not my dad. It's because she learned cursive before she learned printing so she never really prints

Also, Thats how you type if you have been in the military. Written orders were always in all caps :P Less chance of reading it wrong i guess? :)

BECAUSE THE STUFF WE WRITE IS IMPORTANT!

Legibility, and the one track mind. Shifting gears between lower and uppercase is cumbersome.

Omg, everyones dad does that?????

My dad does this too!

What does that even mean? no one is trying to prove anything. Most people have terrible hand writing, myself included. It's hard enough for people to understand what I write in all CAPS...

You expect your dad to write clear.

our penmanship sucks... we write like that when we want it to be legible.

Because everything they write is IMPORTANT..

Or they want to be able to read it later.

They are probably used to shouting at you.

its the written equivalent of shouting

Yeah my dad does this also!

I think I´m a Dad then... ^^

because silence is golden when you have kids.

Because most food dates are arbitrary

we mentally stop ageing around 18.

because we don't have purses.

Because Homer Simpson started it.

To make room for the desserts.

Why do kids always have to pee as soon as the car moves?

Dumb question. Answer - Easier to get out, easier to load/ unload the trunk when it isn't facing traffic, Dads don't see it as a special showy thing, just an obvious thing to do.

Do you have change in your purse?

Not just dads do this ...

Dad jokes are our God given right and we are going to use them.

The mirrors and seat clearly need to be adjusted, because the car is so badly parked they need to move it.

Put a jumper on, save the world/wallet

Is it an Irish Setter? I talk to Scottish Terriers in a Scottish accent.

They are showing self restraint, they know they will accidentally keep any pen they accept

Free

Never! Why do wife and kids always have theirs on silent and miss every message a dad sends?

Because they would look silly in a Hello Kitty shirt.

Secret for you...we hate texting. We are not 13 yr old girls. A 30 second phone conversation can take the place of 20 text messages and misunderstandings.

Cause you're not special

Because people with great sense of humor know what is funny. And also you probably make it too easy for him.

machete Don't text

So as not to throw away the dental prosthesis

Because they have unrealistic expectations that the person they are lecturing will actually learn from it

because the years of bitching and complaining from our wives and kids have made us deaf.

I thought they only wore New Balance

Well if Captain America does it then it's ok...