Weddings mean different things to different guests. Some come for the food, others to celebrate the happy couple, and a few are there just to judge. But sometimes, they don’t even have to look too hard—some weddings are just so disastrous, they practically invite criticism.
Today, we’ve rounded up some of the best—or, should we say, worst—wedding fails that got roasted online. Because, let’s be honest, what’s a wedding without a little drama to go with the dessert?
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Imma Use This One Sometime
I think she was better off with the airplane scenario. At least that's unusual. What a weirdo.
Load More Replies...The army pilot deserves better than this woman, she's as shallow as a gasoline puddle on the runway.
It’s about the Benefits. Tricare in particular. I just had $180,000 worth of surgery I had only a $200 copay for. Plus other benefits are awesome too. But she’s going to get eaten alive as a Military Spouse, you have to make A LOT of sacrifice. It’s for better or worse, in war and in peace
Load More Replies...What an ungreatful fiance, dump her off at Goodwill and see who wants her now.
“I love him so much…” She wouldn’t know what love was if it slapped her in the face
Photographer Shaming A Guest
Despite many, many reminders, my uncle did this. He didn’t ruin too many important shots, but I still felt awful for the photographer, who was clearly bothered by it but tried heroically not to show it.
I went to a wedding last year that requested that you leave your phone at the door. They even rented little lockers so people could feel secure. It was very nice, and prevented anyone ruining shots from the ceremony. Phones were returned after that part, and everyone was encouraged to take pictures at the reception.
Look at the phone. She wasn't even taking a picture of the bride!
My mum did this years ago. The bride asked her to take a couple of pics so she spent the wedding getting in the way of the actual photographer. I had to drag her to her seat and take the camera.
This Is A Whole New Level Of Bridezilla
This is beyond words. Holy s**t, she seriously said "it's not like you knew her" in reference to her friend's miscarriage/stillborn. Oh my god. This legitimately made me sick to my stomach. I just......wow
Same. Like I had an actual visceral reaction and gasped. I don't want to know that some people are actually this terrible and void of empathy.
Load More Replies...This should be printed out and distributed at the wedding and reception just so EVERYONE knows what a peach the bride really is.
Good idea! I think it would really keep attention on her, which is all she wants and deserves...
Load More Replies...The way she talks seems so nice and polite but also aggressive at the very same time like I don't know how to explain it
It's called passive aggressive, this is a textbook example.
Load More Replies...“It’s not like you knew her anyway” what the goddamn f*****g fuckity f**k is wrong with you
What a self centered b***h that doesn't care that her friend lost her baby... good thing the friend found out that the bride couldn't care less about her. She better hope and pray that it doesn't come back to bite her in the a*s because karma can be the biggest b***h in the world. See how she would like it if somebody said that to her about losing a baby.
There are so many things that can go wrong during a wedding. Sure, couples might find themselves fretting over the most outlandish scenarios, like what happens if the venue spontaneously bursts into flames or if the food mysteriously vanishes into thin air.
While these nightmare scenarios are highly unlikely, let’s face it: no wedding is entirely issue-free. From a runaway flower girl to a DJ who can’t find the right playlist, unexpected hiccups can pop up at any moment.
4 Weddings And A Cat Party
I love my cat but unless she receives her own invitation she's not coming. Besides, where would we find a dress worthy of Miss Fluffy Von Pumpkinhead?
I just spit water halfway across my livingroom. Some idiot actually wanted to take her cats to a wedding????? SMH SMH SMH
I love my cats more than any damn human.......but I wouldn't take them to a WEDDING!!!
bc it will be a great stress for us, cats - so much people giving attention to someone else - and sure we will be not allowed to tear her attractive long dress, not try to play with that blossoms - we like to play with blossoms, and sure we can´t play with wedding cake first. So much stress can made us nervous, we will fight and can be HURT!!!!
Load More Replies...we take our cat lots of places with us. he comes to my mums when we stay over, they look after him there when we go away, he's done Christmas at the in laws on his harness etc. (husbands sisters also bring their, cat friendly, dogs) but I wouldn't dream of taking him to a wedding.
That poor bride. If her friends were like mine, after hearing about this they would keep texting and messaging her questions about accomodations for other random animals.
You Want My To Cut My Hair. You Can’t Fire Me, I Quit
What is with these batshit crazy selfish people thinking their one "special" day warrants asking other people to make any changes to themselves at all? This makes my blood boil any time I see something like this
I would love my bridesmaids to show up just as they are--maybe color coordinate the outfits or whatever, but I don't care otherwise--you could have pink and purple hair for all I care, you aren't upstaging me, you're adding to the tapestry that is my life.
One of my friends who I was a bridesmaid for only asked that we wear tea-length dresses and choose the same color stockings. Another, who chose off-the-shoulder bridesmaids dresses, asked if I'd be willing to wear my long hair up. An easy 'yes' to both.
Load More Replies...So, the bride to be has always been jealous of her "friend's" beautiful long hair and thought she had the perfect excuse to get rid of it?
Hell No I'm not cutting my hair. I also probably wouldn't show up that day.
You should have gotten bridesmaids with shoulder length hair! Don't expect for any of them to cut their hair!
White Woman Worried About Her Venue Staff Being Minorities
Does she mean she feels weird about a bunch of white people being served by all POC? Or is she just embarrassed to have any POC at her wedding? Just trying to make sure I understand her flavor of racism here.
I thought the same if all the guests are and white while the servers are all coloured it could come out as very awkward or disrespectful
Load More Replies...OK, so this comment will get buried. But this is actually a big problem in the South (US) in which white couples get married on an historical plantation and the entire serving staff is black. The OP is (hopefully) genuinely worrying that they are perpetuating racism. As the commentor said, it is only a problem if you are racist. But you may be seen as very, very racist if you do not check that the racist vibe is not the intention of the venue. (I hope I stated that well).
I think she is concerned about making the impression that "blacks serving whites" like slaves. In a kind of way I see what she means. But I think this is oversensitive. I'm pretty sure she doesn't mean it in any bad way, though. Hope people won't rip my comment apart now. Just trying to figure out what she meant.
I think this person feels weird about her guests being served by POC. The servers are already used to this type of deal. But maybe broaden your friend circle.
I'm a bit worried about the racism of "I broaden my friend circle and now I'm friends with 5 POC".
Load More Replies...Sure it will look racistic, only white people being served by only no-white, like at a Old South. Will be there any chains?
One of the biggest headaches a couple might face on their wedding day is getting their loved ones to the right place at the right time. Whether it’s a late arrival at the ceremony or guests wandering off during cocktail hour, these little hiccups can really throw off the entire schedule.
Imagine this: you’ve planned your first dance to take place outside at 6 PM, perfectly timed to catch the beautiful sunset as your backdrop. But as the moment approaches, you realize guests are still trickling in—some weren’t even aware of the timing. Your dream of dancing under the golden glow of the setting sun starts to slip away, leaving you feeling a bit deflated.
Just Hope There Isn’t A Third
But not start with it, wait till the end when you raise your glass, as a toast! 😅🙅♂️
Load More Replies...Guests Must Wear Yellow, May Not Speak Aloud
Oh she's not on the verge of attaining legendary bridezilla status, she's gone full bridezilla.
I think Amy meant the bride is on the verge of becoming the legendary queen of all bridezillas. And I think she's right. XD
Load More Replies...Oh I love Ask Amy! She is brilliant. I know she recently switched careers but how I loved reading her advice columns!
I can accommodate this bride. Absolutely no one will hear me at this wedding. Or see me, either.
I’m All For Using An Uber Sure But Come On
It makes the ride cheaper if you choose to "carpool" with other riders going the same direction.
Load More Replies...Should of stayed in the uber all the way to the wedding and crashed it!
WTF is an uber pool for f###s sake. I live in Australia and news from the rest of the world takes a while to get here because we still rely on smoke signals and carrier pigeons.
An uber is like a taxi. An uber pool is when u share the car with orher people lie carpooling.
Load More Replies...Well then the idiots shouldn't have used Uber to go to their own wedding.
As it is said, it takes all kinds to make a world, unfortunately !!!
What is an Uber Pool? Multi bookings? The wedding couple would have known that when they called the Uber surely!
One of the easiest things to do to avoid such a situation is sending out reminders to your guests a few days before the big day. You can include details about the timing in your invitations, but a friendly reminder via text or email can help keep everyone on the same page.
I Can’t Decide If This Is Tacky, Or Brilliant. I Wouldn’t Have Been Able To Pay Enough $$ For Someone To Be Willing To Distract My Mil
I'd be willing to chip in for that. My husband's mother and mine were absolutely perfect at our wedding but I've read horror stories about others.
My mother wore white. And told everyone it was her wedding.
Load More Replies...Not related but this is the most reasonable and detailed job listing I've seen in a long time.
I like that they admitted a problem, thought of a solution, offered money for the solution all the while been very respectfully towards MIL..
Wondering how the mother-in-law feels about it and if she even knows. Being a narcissist I can only imagine letting her know they're going to set her up on a blind date during the weddin and how she reacts to being told that. Surely they're not just gonna throw it on her and have a complete stranger show up as soon as the wedding starts. Because I can only imagine how horribly that would go down in the moment. I would love to know if the mother-in-law has been told or not.
Load More Replies...The $1000 should just be a retainer. Additional charges based on services needed and the psi of teeth grinding..
Is it not easier to just not invite her at all? I feel like doing all this just fortifies her shîtty behaviour and sets you up to having to do this for the rest of your life to please her and her whims?
easier to not invite the parent of one of the people getting married? easier? oh my sweet summer child.
Load More Replies...Real Life Soap Opera
I'd reply with a single, middle finger emoji and block that side of the family from ever contacting me again.
I would tell the aunt and trashy cousin No and we are no longer related.
Tell your mom to f**k off. You owe your family nothing. Wow, this something my mother would've done.
Beat the c**p out of her before wedding or after if u want. I'm not kidding. Or do it a week before. Just don't get caught
Found On Twitter
Sharing the story on your social media account is just spreading the narrative even further.
But also correcting the narrative so I think it's reasonable.
Load More Replies...I feel it wouldn't be unfair to advertise that if anyone wants the dirt on this guy you're happy to have a chat.
Same thing happened to me but I was married and he was one of my best friends. D**k
I was going to post, at least they weren't married ..
Load More Replies...Hmm not sure how you can, you say former bestie, so don't fret, people will know, those who don't, does it matter now?
They can a right to call them out on their bull. And to correct the narrative.
Load More Replies...Another thing that can be a complete disaster is when you can’t get the photos you planned and dreamt of. This could happen due to various reasons, like maybe time slipped away from you.
Or you were not able to find your loved ones for those important group shots. Whatever the reason, ending up without the photographs you envisioned can be a real letdown.
Check Out This Horror Of A "Mother"
I had a hard time wrapping my mind around this kind of priority too.
"Do I sound like a villain in a Reese Witherspoon movie?" LOL! I love it!
Load More Replies...kinda surprised the response didn't call out that the letter writer just casually dropped that as if it didn't matter. Mom is worried bout the perfect wedding but doesn't think it matters that she actually has no relationship with the daughter to speak of.
Load More Replies...You want help your daughter's wedding to be perfect? Fine, then don't show up.
ITS YOUR DAUGHTERS WEDDING YOU REDICULOUS TWAT. IM GLAD SHE FROZE YOU OUT!
It's NOT YOUR wedding, it's your daughter's wedding and if she wants her best friend to be a bridesmaid then she should be.
I love the "Do I sound like the villain in a Reese Witherspoon movie" line -- gotta use that.
Gahhh This Is Bad
My guess (and hope) is that this is actually just a joke. Everyone knows getting married on a weekday is way cheaper.
This is one of the reasons why every single other country in the world thinks were stupid
Karen Thinks Artists Are Ripping Her Off For Charging $1000 For A Live Painting Of Her Wedding Ceremony. Expects To Get A Literal Picasso For That Price
A very talented live wedding painter (her name eludes me but she's popular on TikTok) charges somewhere around $4000 for a painting. And that makes perfect sense given the immense amount of work it takes to pull that off and make it look GOOD. $1000 is indeed absolutely nothing.
Hahaha, i'm pretty sure she would NOT want a Picasso like painting of her wedding.
IF theyd spent 27k already...whats anothe $1000. Only an idiot would say its too much
$27,000 for a wedding...I know that is pretty standard these days, but that could go into savings for a house! I just don't think I could in good conscience spend that much on my wedding personally...but also I'm 20 and have no concept of money yet...so
An artist is going to pot put together a friggin masterpiece before your reception is even over - and yes, it'll be a masterpiece bc it will capture the energy, the details, the loved ones, and even your personal requests - in a painting you will display in your home. Why would you NOT pay $1k??
This is BS. Any painting by a legit artist is going to cost many thousands of dollars, and should. It's how they make their living.
There is software that can make a photograph look like a painting. Results vary by the knowledge and skill of the user.
Susie from Revelry Events offers valuable advice: “The best way to make sure this doesn’t happen is to communicate with your photographer. Send them a list of all the group shots you want to take plus the detail shots you don’t want to be missed (you worked hard on those place cards!)”
“Work on the schedule together so they know what’s coming up and when to be ready to click. Also, designate some of your bridal party or ushers to help corralling the guests you need for group shots.”
Wedding Shaming, The Dear Prudence Edition
I had a very overweight friend that I considered asking to be a bridesmaid, but didn't. NOT because I was worried about her ruining my pictures. But because she was very low income, I was afraid she wouldn't have been able to afford her dress (bigger dresses cost more), and I didn't want to put her in a spot where she felt obligated, and spent money she didn't have. It wasn't about her looks. I never cared about that. Anyway, I only had my sister stand up for me, as the maid of honor, and no other bridesmaids, so it wasn't like anyone else would've felt left out.
400 lb she'll have a hard time finding a dress to fit in the first place she'll definitely ruin all the pictures and any aesthetics you hope for Go with just Jr bridesmaids and ring beer and flower girl don't have any adult women
This Is Terrible
If any of the employees got sick I would talk to the lawyer about suing those idiot families for putting everybody at risk.
I know three people who died of Covid. One travelled home from overseas and died, one during the pandemic pre-vaccine, and one after the vaccine came out (anti vaxxer).
Well deserved for the third one. The problem is that many of these anti-vaxxers survived, but killed too many others, by not taking precautions.
Load More Replies...I can see being upset about finding out about positive Covid carriers. But my question is, why are you allowing the venue to open and serve a wedding in the first damn place in the middle of a pandemic? That is what is bûļļșħíț. Then write an entire article about it having the audacity to be upset when you put yourself and your people in that situation to begin with during a pandemic. they are the ones that knowingly did all of us and are just as responsible if not more for allowing it to go down.
I wish there was a way to know when this happened to get an idea of approximately how many there would have been vaccinated. Or if this was in Florida before the vaccine was developed since they mostly refused to shut down.
We are full of dumb people. A lot of did not understand what a pandemic is.
I'm honestly kind of surprised the owner told them to shut it down. Most of the time, places only care about making money. Employee/guest health and safety be damned. Yes, even in the middle of the pandemic. Places ONLY shut down what they had to, when they had to, and not for a second more. Gotta make that profit! 🙄
You’re Probably Wondering Why This Is Shame Worthy. Well How Do You Feel Now That You Know She Was ***not*** The Bride
I'm a BOSS when a vomit is needed ^_^ And no, no alimentation troubles (hopefully), nothing, I'm just able to empty my stomach with abdominal contractions, lol !
Load More Replies...White is usually the color of surrender. But for a guest at a wedding, it's a declaration of war.
To me, that doesn't say "bride" as much as "look at me, I made my tablecloth into a dress".
That was the goal of most wedding dresses in the 80's, I believe.
Load More Replies...I just don't get this. I never did. To my own wedding, two women arrived in long flowy white dresses. They didn't look exactly bride-y since my dress was a bit more sparkly and I didn't say a word, but they pop out on the pictures. Yes, white is a nice colour, especially in summer, but there are dozens of days you can wear them, why on a wedding?
It is a Western tradition no female guests are to wear white at a wedding.. some today just want attention at anyone's cost.
Load More Replies...And also the groom, and like, the whole flipping wedding. (Also, idk why you were downvoted, here’s an upvote)
Load More Replies...So I am guessing ... a jealous Ex? Overly possessive Mother? She knew exactly how bad it looks; and was probably smugly thinking that she had one up on the bride.. some people can't be helped...
Weddings and family drama sometimes go hand in hand, right? For instance, your Aunt Karen decides she’s had enough of Uncle Bob and refuses to sit next to him. The best thing you can do in such situations is stay calm, smile, and find a new seating arrangement. Sometimes all you need is a quick and easy solution to save your special day.
What A Hilarious Prank
That's pretty mean spirited. What a jackass. I truly hope the groom and jackass are no longer friends.
Indoor Fireworks Before First Dance
Really?? 100 people died in the Station nightclub fire and 230+ were injured.
Load More Replies...Do they not know that there's a difference between fireworks designed to be set off indoors and just setting off ordinary fireworks indoors? One lot are Indoor Fireworks while the others are Indoor? Fireworks!?!
It Can’t Just Be The Bride’s Big Day, You Know
Cancel the plans, elope and get married! And MIL will (hopefully) get there and have her special day, on HER expense!
I would change the date to the day before and not tell her until the last second if at all.
As long as the MIL isn't expecting the actual wedding couple and their party there 2 hours before their scheduled wedding....but she probably expects everyone there for the wedding on her side to also come and make a big deal about the vow renewal.
Load More Replies...Since we were getting married on my parents anniversary, we invited them to renew their vows during our ceremony. It was a nice addition to our wedding. Renewing vows in order to be special is not going to work for anyone.
Yeah, but that's okay, because you ALL agreed on it, and way ahead of time. Which I know you understand.
Load More Replies...What is w these mother of brides thinking the day should be about them?! I don't get it
This one is the mother of the groom. But yeah, I don't get why the mothers would act that way. And I'm a mother myself.
Load More Replies...Step away from that family. Definitely if fiancé doesn't back u up
Groom beeds to step up and tell his Mommy that if she goes through with her plans, she won't be invited to the wedding. (I mean, he probably won't. But he really needs to )
Now, when it comes to food, chances are someone might change their mind at the at the last minute. A guest who RSVP’d for non-veg can suddenly have an epiphany and decide to turn vegan two months before your wedding. What do you do? It’s always smart to have a backup plan with a safe food option on hand—something simple, like a veggie pasta or salad, just in case.
Oh, and let’s not forget those moments when you might realize your wedding dress isn’t as perfect as you imagined—it’s creased, stained, or maybe even worse. But remember, panicking won’t do you any good. Take a deep breath and focus on quick fixes.
Went To A Wedding And The Mil Wore This... Would You Be Okay With It?
I'm wondering that Jesus changed water into wine at that wedding for just such a circumstance.
Load More Replies...Now that I'm out and gay, I hope one day to be the sassy gay guy at a wedding like this. I want to 1000% "accidentally" trip and toss a glass of red wine on a person like this. "Oh honey, I am SO sorry! Let's get you out of that tacky little thing and into something more appropriate for someone ELSE's wedding, shall we?"
You should start charging for this value added service, it is a job required on every stupid wedding.
Load More Replies...WTF is wrong with these crazy women? It's creepy that they seem to want to marry their own sons.
Again...selfish attention seeking cow. I hope you don't cut the crust off the grooms toast for him@
My daughter's wedding was a doozy! The MIL wore black...as in funereal black. She considered herself to be mourning the loss of her son. For context he is the second of four but he has always been her favourite. She was telling anyone who would listen that he was making a mistake and actually tried to cut in during their first dance.
This one is misleading. The bride okayed his mother wearing this dress. I can't remember the background story but the bride was fine with her and this dress.
Personally,I bet most of the guests just secretly feel sorry for the bride and groom, and having a pathetic person wear a wedding-like dress just makes them look attention-seeking and likely doesn't actually detract from anyone's feelings of joy for the happy couple...
Too Bad, So Sad Wedding Photo Edition
Continue with your first inclination...don't even respond. And...you should post this on your contact page as an example to other idiot ppl
So, she is pissed at the original photographer for not telling her the 2nd photographer would do a crappy job. Well, it was the bride's responsibility to research who she was using. Who in their right mind would use a photographer who only charges $50?
Point out that you said nothing because it is unprofessional to run down your competition.
I do product photography. I have the utmost respect for the wedding photographers that have to deal with these people.It takes a huge amount of skill to do wedding photography, never mind the bridezillas. I could not deal with them without being brought up on charges eventually.
Bride Cancels Vendor For Supporting Black Lives Matter
For the thousandth time, Black Lives Matter doesn’t mean No Other Lives Matter.
Yes, but to people like the bride, it's "No Lives Other Than Mine Matter."
Load More Replies...When the hell will people realize that when we say black lives matter, it means black lives ALSO matter or black lives matter TOO. The whole point of the movement was to remind people that black people are also human beings and deserve to live as much as anyone else. Especially since so many people did not care for years that black women and men were being killed (and still are) by the police. Damn too many humans just completely lack common sense.
The slogan is Black Lives Matter. Not "Only Black Lives Matter" or "Black Lives Matter Most". Twisting it to make it seem like all lives don't matter is a disgusting misinterpretation of the movement.
My cousin unfriended me on FB when I posted something about BLM, and a few days later posted a "No white genocide" meme as well. (THERE IS NO WHITE GENOCIDE IN SOUTH AFRICA. YOU'RE NOT THAT SPECIAL.) He assumed I hated myself (for being white, I guess) and all other white people. No. I was supporting the BLM movements for my American FB friends, and I debunk nonsense, which "WHITE GENOCIDE" is. FFS.
It would have helped the hard of thinking if it was "Black Lives Matter as well"
True but it shouldn't have to. People are supposed to have common sense.
Load More Replies...Good waste money on an attorney to find out that you signed the contract that says non refundable I want to see the bride stand in court and tell the judge she's canceling her contract because she's a racist. I'm tired of these Karen's that think they're privileged because they're white, yes I am white. These people are embarrassing
Saying all lives matter in response to Black Lives Matter is like it being someone’s birthday and you getting offended because you also have a birthday, and no one is celebrating it, even though it’s in 6 months.
While some things on your wedding day are within your control, others are not—like the weather! Whether it’s blazing sun, a chill in the air, or unexpected rain, these elements can throw a wrench in your plans. But don’t let that spoil your mood.
Kate Wood, a bridal fashion and beauty expert for The Knot, suggests you should try to embrace the rain instead of letting it dampen your spirits. “Send a bridesmaid or close friend out to buy a dozen golf umbrellas for you and your bridal party (even better if you can get them in your wedding colors!). To ensure your hair stays put, ask your hairstylist to accompany you to the ceremony for a last-minute touch-up. When it's time to take pictures, grab a pair of cute rain boots and a matching umbrella for a romantic photo shoot.”
This Girl Is An Icon. She Really Spilled Some Tea!
Or hold big weddings in venues that aren't equipped to hold that many people (see: some natural areas, state parks), public venues (and get annoyed when the public is in their photos) etc etc.
I honestly never understood the whole-a*s wedding production thing. We had a registry office, and a small house party for our best friends. Simple dress, marriage certificate, that's all we wanted. The idea of walking down the aisle in a Hollywood-costume and being the cynosure of all eyes is anathema to me. It seems to be all about the wedding and not the marriage to the person you love.
We Sent You This Card So Send Us Money
I will congratulate the happy couple in ways that cannot be expressed by money
100% agree that asking money from people who aren’t invited is kinda tacky but I don’t understand the outrage at being invited/asked to contribute to a honeymoon. My BFF had owned her house for over a decade; her fiancé had been living there for years, so their wedding registry consisted of honeymoon experiences they couldn’t afford otherwise. They took lots of pictures while on these experiences, explicitly thanking the people who had paid for them. It gave me far more satisfaction seeing the joy on their faces as they got to do things they couldn’t afford than buying redundant household cr@p they didn’t need could ever have given me. True gifts are those that have meaning and value to the recipients.
Reminds me of the time a former roommate specifically didn't invite me to his wedding. I was down on my luck when we were roommates and could barely pay my bills but he fed me a lot and never treated me different. When his wedding came around I was back on my feet making bank. I set aside $2k for his wedding gift because I wanted to thank my amazing friend, then I found out they didn't want me there because they thought I was still poor. Saved me a LOT of money.
This reminds me of a Dear Abby letter I saw a while ago from the mother of the bride. The bride had declined to invite her uncle because his political views didn't align with hers, and his presence would make her uncomfortable. The woman went on to say that the uncle typically gave $1,000.00 to other nieces and nephews when they got married, and she and her daughter were upset that he didn't give her a similar gift.
If you aren't going to invite somebody don't send any announcements or bridal shower invitations.
I'd send them 25 cents, and on the reply write "here's a quarter call someone who cares!"
They would probably spend more money and time looking for a payphone 😂
Load More Replies...As I read it, I have the option to congratulate a registry, which is must preferable saluting these two grabbers.
I will never understand the gall of couples to ask people who aren't invited to their ceremony for gifts. I feel that if you're not invited, you shouldn't be obligated to give a gift, period.
Ooooo Yikes
And yet people whine when someone doesn't serve alcohol at their wedding reception 🙄
The fact that she was on probation when this happened is the Chef's Kiss.
So, while you can control some wedding mishaps, there are others you just can’t avoid. And those are the ones that end up making waves online, just like these posts. Which one of these wedding fails made you laugh (or cringe) the most?
Mother Of The Groom And The Groom On Their Special Day
Bride Claims “No Masks Allowed” At Her Wedding
Or that they did and removed themselves from the gene pool
Load More Replies...I hate photos of people wearing masks. Why not get married before a Justice of the Peace, and then have a wedding celebration when the pandemic is over?
I feel really out of touch as I have no idea what this "trend"(?) is all about. . .!
Anyone who attends this wedding should not only be masked, but also come under an assumed name just to be safe.
I must be over the covid attention time: by no masks I thought they meant no party masks (KKK and such)
Newly Engaged Dependa (Not My Story)
I mean, the story might be, but.... https://www.tacobellwedding.com/
Load More Replies...This is when someone hints to the First Sergeant that Groom needs some counseling about future bride. The military has always taken dim views of poor young schmucks getting engaged after a month. It happens a lot, so hopefully he can be made to see how stupid he’s being.
Army spouse here. I've seen situations like this before. Young dudes away from home for the first time and money to burn. First sergeants have their work cut out for them trying to stop them from making all kinds of bad decisions. It's also why military posts have blacklists of local businesses that take advantage of the baby soldiers lol.
Load More Replies...OP doesn't have to tell him. If they hate her, soon they'll be making excuses to avoid any activities that include her, and slowly but surely he'll get the hint. As I've said before, good friends are among the first casualties of a bad relationship/marriage.
He's going to miss his friends, and his money. Very sad but I hope the marriage reaches its inevitable conclusion in as brief a time as the engagement.
Taco Bell is actually significant to me and my husband. We had our first date there. We were in college. He asked me to lunch and we picked a quick lunch at Taco Bell between classes. For many years we would get Taco Bell on our first date anniversary. We now just make tacos at home. I still would have never wanted to get married at Taco Bell. As for OP, mind ya own business.
I have no issue with someone getting married at a fast food chain. On the other hand, I'd be concerned about the girlfriend's personality.
Load More Replies...Big time eye roll on that entitled guest. Especially the our rank comment. When I was active duty, I ran into wife's who thought the wore their husband's rank. UGH
Everyone In The Comments Is Calling Her Out. How Can You Think This Is A Good Idea?
The ONLY good thing about this idea, is all the p**s and s**t they would have too deal with
Unless this is an adoption event DON'T USE LIVE ANIMALS AT A WEDDING. I can't believe I have to say it. Don't use puppies, kittens, butterflies (half of them won't survive before you can release them) , doves or any other animals.
I do know a couple that worked with a local rescue to have some of their animals included in some of the wedding pics, it was carefully controlled and there was a welcome board with pictures and descriptions of the animals for the guests should they be interested in adopting. One of the older dogs decided the bride's train was the perfect bed, bride decided the dog would sleep a lot better on her couch, from memory a few guests did contact the rescue and adopt. The train sleeping dog now lives in doggy luxury with the bride and groom.
Load More Replies...I've been around a long while, but I admit that I have never heard of a puppy bondage themed wedding before.
Puppies aren't toys. Some people are afraid of dogs. Some people are allergic to dogs. (Gold star to the venue for not saying "That's against about 489 county and state regulations on health and safety in public places, especially where food is being served." But instead for saying "Oh sure, just use a two-foot lead." WTF?))
Just Saw This On Facebook... Eek
What the heck hit me with a deck? Spending ≥180 then never wearing it because of some bashful, b1tchy bride?
Show up at the wedding wearing it anyway! Eat her food and drink her drinks that she's had to pay for. When people ask why you're dressed like the bridesmaids tell them the truth. If she complains to you about it tell her that you already had to buy one dress for her weddings, you're not going to be a second one.
If people give it enough downvotes, it will be.
Load More Replies...Not sure of the OP's life circumstances, but I find that to be a perfectly attractive dress--it is not an obviously "bridesmaid" dress than can only be worn at a wedding. She might raise the hem a few inches, but I'm sure my wife could find plenty of occasions to wear a dress like that
Uh huh, she forgot, yeah right. If she doesn't pay me back for the dress I would wear it to the wedding anyway.
I think it's appalling that couples make the wedding party BUY or RENT their OWN stupid outfit for the wedding. It's a stupid waste of money! I backed out of a wedding because the cost just to be in the party was out of my reach.
Cringe Cake Topper, Not To Mention The Fondant
No worse than the "bride dragging the groom" and "bride chasing the groom" ones....
If that's not a joke, why are they getting married? If it is a joke, it's not that funny.
This is cute and shows the couple has a great sence of humor. Ease up judgementals!
It's disrespectful and it would still be rude if the genders were switches. But this is still bad since it's born from the whole "I hate my wife/ball and chain" sexist c**p that women deal with.
Load More Replies...Bridezilla Wants All Her Bridesmaids To Cut And Dye Their Hair So They Look Identical
Now I'm picturing people brandishing bridesmaids like swords.
Load More Replies...You knew what your friends looked like when you asked them to be in your wedding. If you want identical bridesmaids hire them. Your friends are real people who aren't going to alter their appearance for "your" day
If you're so hung up on how the bridal party looks, just hire a chorus line from some amateur theatrical group, maybe from the local high school. If they're doing "Brigadoon" or "Bye Bye Birdie" or "Oklahoma" they should be up to speed and accustomed to costumes and wigs.
I would say no to the cut and color. If she wants that she can buy wigs for all of you.
Social media has truly given rise to massive amounts of a*****e ppl
Tell the bride that it's better if the groom is not confused about which one he should be taking up to the bridal suite.
It's possible the bride wants them all to look the same, so they look different from her. I've heard of bridezillas who want to be the ONLY blonde, or the ONLY one with long hair, etc. Not that that's any less immature and asinine as anything else on this list.
Load More Replies...Mother Of Bride Wearing Bridal Gown!
Jocasta complex. (For those who don't know, Jocasta in Greek myth, was the mother and wife of Oedipus. )
I'm going on visual presumptions only here, but the parents appear to be Asian. If the bride and/or groom were born in a Western country, the parents may be immigrants, and thus, "white bride dress" may not be a normal/native cultural thing for them at all. They might not even understand that "white is for the bride only" unless it was explained to them. In many Asian cultures, white isn't the "bride color" at all.
Load More Replies...A lot of women must think that ‘wedding dress’ means a dress that you wear to all weddings for the rest of your life!!
I wouldn't call a dress with slit to the crotch "simple" but, agree Her's does look more bridal than yours. . .! So. . .?
Double-Shame? Moh Knew She Had Been Exposed Before The Pandemic Wedding
No doubt she planned it... actually, I caught Covid for the first time at my mom's funeral.
Sharing This Very Normal And Appropriate Groom Outfit
Crocs with Trump socks? He sure knows how to make a girl feel special.
Not as bad, but I once saw a bride and groom getting into a truck with a Trump flag, and what I think was some sort of white supremacy flag. Trump was in town yesterday, and I've seen at least 5 vehicles flying Trump flags. People are nuts.
Mr. Costanza, Not everyone living in Florida behaves badly or dresses with poor taste.
Load More Replies...I’d Be Tripping All The Way Down The Aisle!
Judging by the outfit, probably only part-time
Load More Replies...It looks like something England would send to the eurovision on a bad year.
GLOVE ON THE OPPOSING HAND SO AT LEASTS IT'S SYMMETRICAL!!!!!!
That is the ugliest, most inappropriate bridal gown, ( I use the term loosely) that I've ever seen..
Looks like a bathing suit with a weird and sewn on leg thing with a knee skirt? and a random white glove? And you are 100% correct - the ugliest and most inappropriate for sure! I'd also love to see her walk in it, she's already stepping on it? WTF?
Load More Replies...Different .....but flattering? Would the groom be startled and run and the guests applaud? Of course, she has a great sense of fun.
Tbf, if it wasn't white and wasn't for a wedding I'd be impressed that she made it, it's not my thing but it does take some skill
Has no one noticed the left leg looks like a prosthetic? When you’re done with bowing to society needs to pretend they don’t view you as “less than” because you aren’t physically whole, kudos to someone who highlighted their disability. She’s gorgeous, she’s proud of not letting a missing leg define her beauty. If you have a problem with that… it’s your problem.
Not a prosthetic, just sausage-tight pantihose ( you can see the dark panty portion bunched up at her hip) and what looks like a light colored ANKLE MONITOR
Load More Replies...And They Say Romance Is Dead
On the plus side, one or both of them may be in prison by now. Jan. 6 prosecutions are still ongoing.
That's so funny that he has a can of bud light as most of the election deniers also think stuff like that is "woke". You know, including other stuff like having sex with women is gay. I wish this stuff was made-up but they're really out there. 🤣
Maybe the picture was taken before the MAGAts starting boycotting Bud Light, because of that spokesperson.
Load More Replies...The Groom’s Idea Of Dressing For The Occasion
I never understand why the brides let them get away with this. No, I'm not saying that the wife should control what her husband wears every day for the rest of their lives. I'm saying it's their f*****g wedding and if the groom were to show up like this, he would probably also be buried in that same outfit, likely the same day. Surely you discuss what the groom and groomsmen will be wearing...
Forget him -- she went along with it! The first of the infinite number of concessions, surrenders, renunciations she's going to be making through her smile-though-your-heart-is-breaking life. He's ridiculous, but she's tragic.
i, as a male,agree that the groom is tacky. i DO like the sword though! should have had one at our wedding!
Please Be Considerate About Peoples Choices At Your Wedding
I wonder if the couple had offered a vegan option on the RSVP card, or if someone (or their "plus one") showed up and requested something vegan?
The vegetarian option I was given at quite a classy restaurant was a pile of cold cooked spinach, sitting in iced water, with a lump of feta on top. So I can believe this is the actual vegan option.
Load More Replies...Last wedding I went to, they had specifically asked people for any food allergies so they could provide a meal that wouldn't be dangerous to anyone. I got served a plate of prawns and lobster. Can you guess what I'm extremely, fatally allergic to?
Oh no!!! I hope there was something else that you could eat.
Load More Replies...Is not so hard to make a vegan option. Pasta with tomato and basil sauce is easy, delicious and affordable.
My BIL is a vegetarian, but he'll still drink milk, and eat cheese, and egg whites. And, at the time my husband and I married, my niece was a vegetarian, too. We had Subway party platters (because those tiny ham sandwiches everyone else always had never filled me up, lol), so in addition to the two regular platters we ordered, we also ordered a small platter of veggie and cheese sandwiches, just for them. Maybe not the best fare, but still the same thing everyone else was eating, and way better than just a plate of lettuce!
Load More Replies...A lazy cook/caterer. I've attended several occasions where the cook/caterer took it as a challenge to serve vegetarians an attractive meal. It really isn't that hard but you have to be willing to put in a little bit of effort.
Lol. Once I attended a catered event (for which I was a specifically invited guest) and I gave loads of notice that I was a vegan. Time came, people were being served attractive dishes from different meaty options, finally they brought me a plate, at the center of which was one steamed piece of broccoli, one steamed piece of cauliflower, and one steamed piece of... I don't even remember. But together it was a small handful in size. Big round white plate with this sad little clump huddled in the middle. Other guests had sides of vegetables that were bigger. You say "vegan" to some people and their brains just break.
This reminds me of something similar at an event I attended. I was told over a decade ago to avoid gluten because it causes issue with my autoimmune disease. My daughter had a big orientation day at the local university a few years ago. Students were supposed to bring parents. You start the day together and then branch off to do separate things. The parents attended info sessions and had their own lunch. The email about the lunch stated there would be gluten free options. I appreciated that, and did not pack my own lunch. Day of, it's time for lunch. I go up to the little buffet and there is nothing there that is GF except for a green salad. I ask one of the attendants about the gluten free options and they smile and point to the salad. This was a FULL day event. We had to be there early and it ran way past lunch. I don''t expect to be accommodated. I was prepared to bring my own food. But don't tell me there are GF options and then show me a salad that is just mixed greens.
Other people’s dietary choices are not my problem. Allergies and intolerances, yes. Being vegan, no.
There’s Still Time To Change Your Decor
Upper case R? C’mon now, if you are going to do this then do it correctly.
Am I seeing this right? He has pink fingernail polish? ya? Cute to go with the tacky.
Too bad the photo only shows the dude’s hands. Now they’ll never know who did this.
Mother Of Groom Insists On Being In Son’s Wedding Portrait With Bust Of Deceased Husband
At least it wasn't with the deceased FIL's body; taking pictures with the corpse was apparently a thing in Victorian times.
It's not as gross as it sounds off the cuff. It's because photography was nascent and expensive, and sometimes a "memento mori" was the last (and thus only) thing a family member could get to remember their deceased loved one. It was pretty common for infants that were stillborn or died shortly after birth.
Load More Replies...The mother of the groom was the most important person at the wedding but then she was reigning over the British Empire at the time. At least she didn’t wear white. Actually, she was the one who popularized brides wearing white.
She made her kids so miserable dragging poor dead Albert into everything
Load More Replies...Aaaaaaaaaaalberrrrrrrrt! Victoria can't even be bothered to look at the *happy* couple.
Well This Should Be Fun - Online Wedding Group Drama
Ok not all kids are cute but no-one in their right mind calls them terribly ugly in public.
And I've noticed in a lot of those celebs when they were kids photos, they aren't all winners as kids. Sometimes a person has to grown into their appearance.
Load More Replies...Oh indeed. Expect the backlash to be epic for demeaning a 3-year old, ya shallow, pathetic excuse of a bride >:-( -_-
Hmmm.. but why post this? You do you. Nobody needs to know how you feel about your friends kid.
Right, bride could have asked friend to be in her wedding without extending the invite to her daughter. Since the bride has plenty of family including HER OWN daughter, the friend should have had no expectation otherwise. But no, bride had to share her rude and ugly thoughts and bring on the drama.
Load More Replies...The point is this: The bride posted this horrible thing, then evidently saw sense and deleted it but her "friend" copied and reposted it, exposing the bride and causing drama and horror all around. This bunch must be absolute gems.
If you never asked her, and kept quiet about it, all would have been well. But you had to go and broadcast your f****d up REASONS for not asking her, exposing yourself as a first-class jerk for all the world to see. Congratulations! You just broke the all-time record for stupidest a*****e!
Man Proposes To Woman After Which She Grabs Her Phone To Upload A Picture On Instagram
If you really, really think you need a photo, recreate it later! The moment itself is for celebrating (or politely saying no); recreating the photo LATER with your spouse, if they want to, would be an alright way to announce online to everybody that ‘hey, we engaged’.
Maybe she needs to ask all of her online friends what her answer should be? XD
Load More Replies...And I bet she'll be requesting very explicit rules about said wedding
sounds like the kind of person who shares pictures of what she is eating. I hope she did that also.
Or she's sending a picture to her family and friends. Y'all are way too happy and way too quick to jump on the "look! women are superficial and shallow and demand attention!" bandwagon.
She needed to send a photo WHILE he was still on his knees, though?
Load More Replies...I Paid For The First Slice After It Was Announced On The Day We'd Be Helping To Pay For Their Cake!! Apparently Didn't Count For The Second
I'd reply "Instead of the money, I'll return that slice of cake just as soon as I'm through with it."
Imagine watching CCTV videos of people around your cake where the video is god know how long for 3.66. Like bsffr
Screenshot: Bride And Moh Scam Bridesmaids
Yikes Yikes Yikes
Exactly my thoughts nothing better than seeing a little creature struggle with death while celebrating love (/s).
Load More Replies...I once ended up with a pet Beta after they were used as centerpieces at an event. My only regret was that I couldn't keep them all. It was heartbreaking.
Probably the poison plastic walmart jewels. Or dumbass guest getting " the fish drunk"
Knew someone in a gift shop with an aquarium, his fish kept dy!ng. I asked a friend who was an expert in critters go look and he said it was because it didn't have an aerator. The owner of the store wanted to argue, wild fish don't have them? Hey dumb@ss, even wild fish can pass if they don't get enough oxygen dissolving in the water! OK whatever. Have fun with your fish that don't live more than a week or two...
Asking The Girl Your Fiancé Groomed To Be Your Photographer For Free
And I know it's her decision, but I think she should go public with it. What if the bride has young girls in her family that Scott might try to groom, too?
I have to wonder if maybe the bride was unaware of the full history here. It's an awful request, but whether the bride is an AH or not depends entirely on her knowledge of the situation.
Why wouldn;t you go public? If you are making threats like this you must have something to back it up.
Because as a woman you're still being treated as s**t. Have you not followed the Pelicot case?
Load More Replies...A New Wedding Theme For You To Consider
I appreciate the gloves and masks requirement, but the rest of it is a bit... "things that make you go hmmm".
At least the orange is TRYING to give them a graceful way out. A chance to say 'Hah, yes, wasn't that funny? Now, our real idea is...'. You can only hope they didn't double-down.
The masks and gloves I'd be okay with. But $100 towards an "Insurance Honeypot Bucket"? GFY. For one, if I'm going to a wedding, I've already spent enough money on clothes, haircuts, gas, etc, PLUS your gift. AND I'm probably missing a day of work. I wouldn't have an extra $100 to give you, even if I wanted to-which I DON'T. For another thing, how do you even manage this properly? Even if someone got covid, how do you know they got it at your wedding? How do you divide the money? If I don't get sick, do I get my money back? Or are you keeping it? This is just infeasible and ridiculous, any way you look at it...
Sounds Like A Great Idea To Save A Few Cents! May Save Even More When The Twin And His New Bride Don’t Come To Your Wedding!
Pay the $30 or so for some envelopes and stamps and mail them out, you cheap bastard
Where do these tacky a*s ppl come from? Don't you magats teach your kids basic etiquette
Wowzas.. Father Is More Interested Than The Aesthetics Of His Wedding Than A Life Long Relationship With His Daughter
How could the father veto his younger child having a special day with his parents if the child has a mother who would allow it?
Load More Replies...I don't like kids - so I don't have them. I cannot imagine actually having a child and "not liking" them this much.
Since you don't like kids (and there's nothing wrong with that; this post is meant sincerely, and not in snark), I bet you're also intelligent enough not to date someone with kids. Most people are. Most parents consider themselves and their kids to be a package deal. All or none. And most sane people, with common sense, understand this. But not this bítch. Why someone who doesn't like kids, would choose to date someone WITH kids, mystifies me. Almost as much as why a parent would not only allow this to happen, but *enable* it! They are both AH, and deserve each other. Daughter will grow up, move out, and go NC. And they deserve that too.
Load More Replies...This! Why would he even continue to date her, once he found that out??
Load More Replies...I hope the daughter had a magnificent time with her grandparents and the bride threw a four hour tantrum after the ceremony.
I hope it rains, the cake tastes as terrible as her personality, the priest is drunk and someone pukes on her dress.
Load More Replies...I assume your gf has all the $$ and power in this thing. You're obviously really Whipped by this person. I hope your poor daughter realizes what a F*****G PUSSY OF A MAN YOU ARE NOW.
How scary is this? I wonder how the new bride will get rid of the kid once they are married?
Pregnant Sister Obviously Got Pregnant On Purpose To Ruin The Wedding
This one is really tough. Would it be more realistic that sis attends the wedding as MoH with a three-month-old? A six-month-old? Or the couple shall postpone the wedding even more? Is that a realistic expectation? The wording is bad, the problem is real.
yeah if she'd left out the "kick her out" question and stuck with the 'do i have to postpone" it would be received different
Load More Replies...Ya cuz having a kid is NEVER a surprise. Get a good shrink honey
Be happy for your sister and her husband. This is a huge life event for them. She wouldn't have become pregnant to take the spotlight on your wedding day. It's a coincidence that the dates of your marriage and their baby's birth are so close. Relax, and take events as they happen. They'll have their baby, you'll be married, and all will work out.
Wedding Guest Shaming
Why are ppl so afraid of masks? Hmmmm drs wear them, workers wear them. What the f*****g problem magats?
Guys, this one needs context. The person who refuses to wear a mask could be a child with autism or some other sensory disorder, and the mask could cause a meltdown. If that's the case, I understand where the texter is coming from. However, if the person refusing to wear a mask is a spoiled but otherwise healthy kid, or worse, a whiny baby adult, and they can't put their discomfort aside for a few hours for someone they're supposed to love, then f them.
It Truly Is Funny How Being A Part Of Someone's Bridesmaids Or Being The Maid Of Honor Is No Longer Chosen By How Close You Are To The Bride But By How Well You Fit Her Aesthetic
Good for! Remember, there is NOTHING wrong with you. Drop the b***h
Seems bridesmaids are also being chosen by who is either patient enough, stupid enough, or enough of a doormat, to put up with the bridezilla's búllshit. Glad OP wasn't.
I Paid $600 And Gave Her Six Months For My Wedding Dress Hem To Look Like This
That will just be the cost for the alterations.
Load More Replies...I never wanted my dress hemmed because they cut off all the beautiful edging. So she pinned it up in the front for me. It wasn't ideal but I am glad I chose that option.
Surprise! A Pregnant Alien Officiant
This was on here before. The couple laughed their @sses off and loved it.
I mean, I dress as The Dude to officiate weddings. That said, I'm a Dudeist minister and that is our official ceremony outfit.
This would depend entirely on the relationship between the couple and the officiant. While it's certainly not to my taste, I know people who would find this a funny thing at their wedding. I'm hesitant to shame it without knowing the background.
Yes…and yet I feel the ‘did not tell them beforehand’ bit speaks volumes. I mean, my bridesmaids dressed up a dinosaurs to surprise the groom. But then I asked them to. Though you make a good point, presumably some people would love this?
Load More Replies...Dude I'd love this imagine 40 years later showing your grandkids photos and telling them you got married by an alien.
From A Wedding Group, Bride Is Mad Because No One Has Sent Gifts Yet
For me it's the *boughten*...WTF? *Anything off our registry*... surely it would be anything from our registry... I've said it before and I'll say it again. As a society we need to give up on racism and start discriminating against stupid people. There are so many of them available to cull and it will tangibly improve society.
All these people seem to be under the impression that they HAVE to spend large amounts of money, and that the amount is a debt that others must help to cover/repay. A wedding is something that you CHOOSE to do, and you choose how. You invite people to share in something you are going to be able to do anyway - you don't invite them on the basis that if they don't pay, it can't go ahead.
You're an entitled lil princess aren't you. So I'm guessing he's considering his future. Atleast I hope he is. Are your parents expecting to be "paid back as well"? Jesus
Do Not Talk To The Bride At All
That is a LOT of spelling mistakes when "the bride actually hates people, don't come" would have sufficed.
If Terry can't spell properly ("admited") or write a proper sentence ("no acceptance??"), then toodles to yoodles.
I would absolutely wear full, dramatic makeup on half of my face, leaving the other half bare or perhaps slathered with a thick layer of cream or masque. That would be just the beginning.
This person's grammar is atrocious. Likely not a professional coordinator writing like this
That's what I was thinking. Their "wedding coordinator" is just a friend of theirs, who's not very smart ..
Load More Replies...I'm thinking the wedding coordinator really needed the work because judging by their spelling and grammatical mistakes, they are not top tier.
“Please Shoot People So We Can Have Our Wedding Illegally”
"To any Police reading this, YES I just admitted to a crime, NO I don't care, YES, you probably are already familiar with me".
"hey, anyone willing to get into a fatal firefight with police and take a bullet/go to prison for us? We'll maybe give you pizza and beer"
This has to be some weird cult like the Sovereign Citizen movement, because I can’t think of a single circumstance where a gunfire would be exchanged at a COVID breaking wedding. That’s a civil matter. Sounds like the groom is hoping there will be trouble.
I don't normally think people should be staring down the business end of a firearm but people like these... -_-"
The Audacity Of This Wedding Guest And Their Mum! Plan Your Own Special Moment, Cheapskates!
Proposing or doing anything related to YOUR relationships at a friends wedding, in a desperate attempt to gain attention, is simply crass.
Play it safe and uninvite them. Otherwise they'll still try to do it with or without the bouquet.
Has Any Other Country Had People Wear Their Flag As A Wedding Dress? No? Just... Ew
I find that most conflate "patriotic" with "nationalistic".
Load More Replies...I mean, if it wasn’t the fact that it's the American flag, it’s still an otherwise pretty dress! And no, I’m not American.
It's illegal here to wear the national flag as a piece of clothing because it's considered disrespectful.
We had a bunch of legal cases many years which ultimately culminated in our Supreme Court ruling that burning a flag was a protected form of free speech. It's a violation of etiquette to wear and actual flag as a garment but not against the law. Also, there is no violation of flag etiquette if the fabric used for the garment is not a flag but merely "stars & stripes" printed fabric. That's what this dress is.
Load More Replies...That looks like something the local corn-husker queen would wear while riding a float in the town 4th of July parade and hog-tying contest.
Well, if they didn't include stripes, it would look pretty good, dark blue dress with white stars. But I still don't know why would anyone want to wear their national flag as wedding dress.
Repeat After Me: Global Tragedy Is Not An Appropriate Wedding Theme
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue." - Rick, "Casablanca"
My parents married in WW2 - what I think she means is that it would be 'make do and mend'. Cakes were made of cardboard (not enough eggs or flour) dresses were often either borrowed or old ones dyed a new colour, and the groom often wore his military unifirm. Granny made the sandwiches and the pub sent a barrel of (weak) beer. At no point is anyone supposed to be bombed or injured. It's a different 'take' on an Elvis themed do, that's all.
Or the Jewish community! You'd sure as hell never see a WW2 themed bar mitzvah!!
Load More Replies...Up there w civil war/confederate themed trashiness. Tells me EVERYTHING I need to, but don’t want to, know
I see you got down voted, Fran. I am with you. Why on earth would anyone be up for any kind of WAR themed wedding?
Load More Replies...There's dozens upon dozens of romance movies set during ww2, steal ideas from them.
Couldn’t Have Chosen Any Other Day?
Starting Off Marriage By Secretly Going Against Your Fiancé’s Wishes... Yikes
Ignoring your partner's wishes, lying, manipulation... Yup. Great start to a marriage.
Well clearly she knows what he wants better than he knows himself. I mean, that's what good wives do, right? /s
Load More Replies...My Cousin Is Butthurt That No One Is Donating To Their Wedding …
Weddings don't have to be expensive. We spent a couple of thousand at most for a wedding with maybe 25 people. The biggest expense was catering because if people were going to make the effort to come, they deserved a really good meal. Dress code for bridesmaids (our nieces) and groomspeople (nephew and (female) friend): wear something. Everyone had fun and we're still married over a decade later.
My wedding was €1200. We cooked our own food the night and morning of, we bought cake fed everyone and had a lovely day. That money included our kebab on the way home 🙂 18 years on and it's still going great
Load More Replies...I once attended a surprise wedding. The couple invited everyone to a housewarming/backyard bbq then when everyone had arrived... "Surprise! We're getting married!" One of the friends officiated, other friends played music, everyone had brought food/housewarming gifts like you would. Probably cost them a couple hundred bucks and there was zero stress or drama. I highly recommend it.
Some of the very best weddings I've been to have been very low-key and budget friendly. They tend to mean more (at least to me) if you know that, say, Aunt Sally made the cake and Uncle Roger did the flowers and Grandma Jenny performed the ceremony.
This was my wedding. Aunt Dee -cake, cousin Christy-flowers, sister-in-law Andrea sang, family pitch in for food, wore Mammaw's wedding dress, bought 2nd hand veil and other thrifty ideas my mom came up with. Still married 22+yrs
Load More Replies...The best most funnest wedding I've ever gone to was a picnic potluck. All the guests brought whatever picnic food or supplies they wanted. Mason jars adorned the picnic tables with costco flowers. We ate pb&j sandwiches hot dogs kfc. It doesn't need to cost a fortune and be showcased onTikTok. You guys are ruining every norm that exists.
Weddings don't need to be expensive, you could have one for almost free. That being said, in the Netherlands it's common to ask for guests to give you money instead of gifts, because most people already own all the household stuff they need, so they'd rather get money to help pay for the wedding or the honeymoon. So in essence, a lot of guests already pay for the wedding, just afterwards instead of beforehand. And if you have financial difficulties to come up with enough money to pay beforehand and get it back through wedding gifts later, it actually would make sense to ask people that IF they want to give you a gift for the wedding, if they maybe would like to donate it beforehand.
Aside from our venue that my dad paid for, which was only $700, I think our wedding cost probably $3000 at most. We did all DIY with supplies from Amazon and the Dollar Store, cooked our own food, my SIL did our cupcakes and mini cake and most of the family pitched in to help day of with setup and take down. MY dress was only $100 on sale (and it had pockets!), my husband and his BM, groomsman, and our son who was the ring bearers clothes we bought everything off amazon for cheap, same with the 2 flower girl dresses, my MOH bought her dress of Wish and my Bridesmaid handmade her dress.
Vegan Bride Bans All Omnivore Guests From Wedding
*runs off inwardly cheering and immediately heads to the nearest steakhouse*
Load More Replies...Couple Cancels On Photographer Within 90 Days Due To Photographer's Facebook
Brilliant idea to insult someone just as you cancel, while contractually owing them their full fee.
No courts gonna give you your money back you literally signed the contract and now you're being openly discriminatory.
Um these ppl have no standards except hate. I bet they consider themselves good christians too. I hope the photog fired back at these MAGATS
Why go to the trouble of trying to make your email sound professional when you're just going to use slurs and call names anyway?
Motb In White! It Literally Looks Like A Double Wedding To Me
It's the headdress and cape that make it extra special. Because, you know, the white gown doesn't scream MCS enough.
I have no idea which one is the actual bride? Also wtf is on that lady's head?
These women. I expect this is a tacky southern white woman thing
My Free Photographer Is So Much More Important Than My Sister’s Well-Being And Happiness!
Eh, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume this is kind of a tongue-in-cheek post
Honestly, I can see where this could be worrying, especially if you're on a tight budget. BUT it could've been worded and handled MUCH better. Your sister should be your priority first. Finding a new photg second.
If your sister really loved you, she'd uninvite herself from the wedding so you can have the photographer and he'll feel comfortable.
Uninvite herself? From her own sister's wedding? Um, no.
Load More Replies...Came Across This On My Feed. Really Not Sure If It’s A Joke Or Not But Felt It Fit Here
You are not paying the vendors, AND they have to send you $100 to be considered for the "job?" Haaa Haaaa Haaaa
Yes, because someone with 8+ years of experience really needs "exposure". What planet are these people from?
There's no doubt in my mind this is a parody. In lists like this one, I think about 10 - 15% of them usually are. It's just too far over the top.
Load More Replies...My Cousin Sent This Along With Her Wedding Invitations… I Will Not Be In Attendance
For a specific friend group that ALL have the same sense of humour, this might work. For everyone else, this is intensely tacky and aggressive.
I bet the wedding colors are camo and pink. The wedding cocktail is jungle juice and dinner will be served buffet style on cafeteria trays.
Lazy F, Little S's, Dumb-A, Fat F....how about an F-U you to you little ungrateful, lazy and pathetic 'CeeUNextTuesday's '
After we cuss you out violently for a minute and a half and suggest that you are both fat and a dumbass, would you like to make a contribution to our honeymoon?
Notice the ONE sh*t you need to know is the only one that doesn't use the word f**k? It's the one where they asking for money.
PERSONALLY, I think this is hilarious. BUT, I also recognize that not everyone shares that kind of sense of humor. And I would never use it for across-the-board invitations to everyone. If I was just inviting a group of close friends, this might be okay. But if I'm inviting my whole family? NO WAY, man. My mom alone would have a stroke, lol. There's nothing wrong with a little raunchy humor. BUT, you have to know when it's appropriate to use it, and when it's absolutely NOT.
Plantation Weddings Were Contentious Enough Already
MIL Really Wanted To Be Bride. I'm Now Divorced From Her Son, Who She Posed With In The 2nd Picture
She bought the same dress? Who could've seen that divorce comin
Guy Asks Fiance If He Can Invite His Friends On Their Honeymoon
Maybe you could make it even more fun by making the bride stay at home.
Load More Replies...Oh god I remember either this one or one very similar on reddit...people had to literally explain to him what a honeymoon actually was. Not like...anatomical details...but he just thought it was "a vacation" that you got to take. Like it just so happened to be a tradition that you get married, you get a fun vacation. People had to tell him dude, your bride was expecting a *romantic* vacation. Leisurely hot tube (nekkid), waking up late to leisurely breakfast (maybe nekkis), long walks in the sunset together before a romantic candle lit dinner (and then the nekkid). People asked him if he would invite his boys along on a valentine's date or a weekend getaway for an anniversary and only then did it click what a honeymoon was. Pretty sure the wedding got postponed, because the bride finally realized how immature the dude was,. Not that they broke up, but she realized he needed to grow up a lot before he was ready for a partnership.
Thank you for explaining that. I often wonder what's really up with posts like this but don't have the bandwidth to actually find and read them. The groom here was just unaware and the bride wisely realized that he's not ready to be a husband.
Load More Replies...It's a honeymoon. You know you're supposed to get some honey from your honey and show each other how happy you are to be together, dinner, nights at a beach etc, and you wanna bring the bros?
I didn't finish the read but I truly hope SHE KICKS YOUR A*S TO THE CURB. YES YOURE A CAD, AND A COMPLETE A*****E
Future Bride Thinks The Handmaids Tale Is A Perfect Theme For The Wedding
What's next? A Hunger Games themed wedding? How about a Schindler's List themed one? Are people really this weird?
Yes. People are effed up in their heads especially when it comes to weddings.
Load More Replies...Does she actually understand the book? That it is a repressive dystopian future? Only the most corrupt are shown as ' happy'.
You know as well as I do that she absolutely did not read the book. She saw the previews for the series, liked the aesthetic and that's as much thought as she gave it. If she were any shallower, she'd be two-dimensional.
Load More Replies...ummmmm...... she does realise it's meant to be a dystopian hellscape, right?
Just Got This In My Email After Receiving The Invite 2 Days Ago
People need to understand the moment I read ASAP, I am going to delay it further than originally intended
Soooo, you're insufferable? Pretty sure that they'd be glad you didn't RSVP then.
Load More Replies...A "Friend" Took Our Wedding Photos As A Gift To Us And Then Ghosted Us. It's Been 6 Months
I Feel Like I’m Missing Something That Makes This Cute
Either that or he's a glutton for punishment!
Load More Replies...Is this the male version of "The fact that he hits me is a sign that he cares enough about me to get upset"? Seriously, this is so sick.
I Just Can’t With This, It’s So Bad
Maybe throw that dress on "a migrant" and see if they can get it through?
Only Some Of You Can Eat! Posted On Local Radio Page
Feeding a huge wedding is expensive. Very expensive. And it's totally reasonable that many people can't afford to do it. You know how you fix that? You don't have a huge f*****g wedding reception!
I'd just go to the ceremony and then go home afterwards. No big deal, imo. The wedded couple can be upset all they want. But it's the ceremony that's important. The food/reception is not nearly as important. OP and their wife can, of course, aske the wedded couple out for a dinner at some other time and treat that as a more inyimate and relaxed celebration. Why should OP and their wife take the wedded couple out for dinner? Well, obviously the newlyweds can't afford food. The dinner can be the wedding present. A "free dinner on your first day back from the honeymoon" if they like. Lol.
Spotted On Facebook
There's a story where someone (groom's mother?) insisted on wearing white. The bride and groom contacted the guests and asked all of the women attending to wear white, or their wedding dress. The bride chose a beautiful bright colour, and the obnoxious guest blended in beautifully.
Forcing everyone to change plans for one bad apple is always the wrong answer
Load More Replies...Tell her it's ok as long as she also wears a crown that says "NOT THE BRIDE"
Or just make her wear a horrible mask. If she prefers white she can wear the mask from Scream. But I'd probably prefer some halloween-slasher-bloody mask. And then, instead of tossing the bouquet or some other "fun" wedding game, they could all take turns with the red wine to make her dress match the mask. And *boom* she has a Halloween outfit as well! Ta-daaaaa 🥳
Load More Replies...Fake Unsuccessful Wedding Shaming. Technically Not A Wedding But
With Friends Like These Who Needs Enemies
Doesn't know what to do? Seems simple enough. Drop the friendship the way her "mate" dropped her at the station, alone. And if she's feeling petty, ring their partner / parent / (add important name here) and tell a whopper. "Your (partner / daughter etc.) has X (hepatitis / STI etc) / was just arrested for d***s (whatever nasty thing you can think of). Just thought you should know." But I'm petty that way.
Or just tell the truth? You don't need to make up nasty rumors when the truth is nasty enough. "X deliberately stranded me, drunk and alone at night, and lied to my fiance to try to sabotage my wedding. Can you see what's up with her? She seems mentally unwell if this is how she's treating her best mate."
Load More Replies...Mother Of The Bride. Bride’s Dress Also Had Bejeweled Top And Float Bottom
You know that grooms cannot forcibly dress their mothers in different dresses, don't you.
Load More Replies...Just gross. I'm a teenage boy's mom... I cannot fathom dressing up bridal to pose with my handsome young man. No, breeder- that is your son. Wear a nice outfit, PLAY A SUPPORTING ROLE, and grieve life's big changes later.
Someone Get Op’s Cousin Back On A Bus To Alabama
Shouldn't the groom have politely and kindly pulled back/turned his cousin down?
From My Cousins (The Grooms) Wedding, Of Which I Wasn’t Invited
Guest Demands To Bring Their Son (18) Daughter (23), 3 Grandchildren, And A Dog To The Wedding
Uhm, I don't feel as comfy judging here... it seems like guest told wedding couple they were very uncomfortable in social settings amidst if strangers. Not bringing my dog would make me uneasy, too, so I would emotionally cling to 'my' people. If then when everything seems already sorted I got told no kids means not to bring my adult kids along, I'd be surprised and get a bit anxious, too. And then I voice that unease and get kicked out of the group chat and no reply. I don't mind not bringing my dog to another's wedding. I don't mind not being able to not bring a plus one für my comfort, IF I'm aware of that in advance. I'm not okay with my friends knowing about my level of social anxiety not talking about it with me, in advance, in private, and then being snarky if I point out that this way I can not attend their wedding (cause no one wants me to have a meltdown right after the ceremony). This response feels a bit uncaring. Edit to clarify: everyone gets to invite who they want for their wedding, just saying, without someone there to hold my hand while I sit still amongst strangers I would struggle. The wedding couple had way more on their plate than dealing with me, but as a family member or friend I'd expect to be able to have this conversation at some point with them being open for ideas for accommodations, including my only being there for the ceremony and leaving an hour after or so. I simply wouldn't make it through the day, and I do expect my people to care about me - as well as their day going without the hitch of me being drama. 😅
This Woman Is Probably The Biggest Narcissist I’ve Ever Met
She wore this to her college friends wedding (the groom.) She’d never met the bride prior, and the bride was wearing a very very simple relaxed gown.
Tell me you're in love with the groom without telling me you're in love with the groom.
How Dare My 30yo Bridesmaid Have Some Grey Hair!!
my husband had grey temples in his early 20s, when we met. we married when 32, and I didn't think for a moment to get him to dye his greys. he's now in his 40s, and a very distinguished salt and pepper all over. his grey hair didn't take away ANYTHING from our pictures.m he just looked like him.
As if the bridesmaid won't know who she is talking about just because she went anon
The gray hairs can't be that noticeable if OP just happened to notice it at the meeting. And it's not like the guests are gonna be staring at the bridesmaid's hair anyway.
Groom’s Mother Hospitalized With Covid And Pneumonia 2 Weeks After Mask-Less Wedding In Florida
Poor Photographer.. That Said I'd Be Interested To See The Pictures That They Had To Capture While This All Went Down
I Have No Words For This… Absolutely Heartless
Which era is this?? Even my aunts, older relatives and colleagues weren't dreaming about getting married since their childhood. Is this some kind of hobby?
Playing dress-up as a toddler is not wedding preparation.
Load More Replies...You don't deserve her as a friend if all you can think of are your wedding photos and how she's appear in them. What's more important, your friendship that can last a lifetime, or photos that you'll look at for a while, but that won't change the quality of your life?
Maybe this lump should learn to read and write before being allowed to socialize or marry
Wedding Favors Are Engraved Bullet Casings With The Date And The Couples' Names On Them
Yeah, maybe the happy couple can have their guests throw them at them instead of rice!!!
Load More Replies...Sounds Like It’ll Be A Healthy Marriage!
So the family can be thrilled before she dies (?)
Load More Replies...Bride Posts Conversation With Her Mom. Don’t Worry - She Got A Roasting In Comments
Yes, you're almost 40, not fresh outta college.
Load More Replies...My Friend Went To A Wedding Where They Had A Guy Handing Out Martini Olives In A Bathtub Full Of Olives
Is this his job or did he answer an ad? Was he like ok sure I can sit in a bathtub and hand out olives to your wedding guests?
Received An E-Invitation To Watch His Wedding Livestream 1 Hour Before His Wedding. I Was Not Feeling Generous
Mother In Law And Sister In Law Wore White
TBH, their dresses are nothing like the bridal gown. BTW, can someone point out the groom - the three gentlemen on the pic are dressed identical. On the other hand, I can imagine this coordination of the clothing may have been intentional (and with full consent of the couple.)
I assume MIL is on the right....looks like a bathrobe to me! Groom would be on the left with the laughing face I would guess.
Load More Replies...How Dare People Be Offended When I Want A Giant Wedding In So. California Where Someone Dies From Covid Every 6 Minutes! Muh Freedumb Of Speech!
Wedding Shaming Myself A Bit... I Would Personally Recommend To Ask Your Pastor/Celebrant To Step To The Side When The Kiss Takes Place. All Personal Preference Ofcourse. Although Hubby’s Hair Does Smell Good
I don't think he's as close as the post is suggesting. He's just looking down at his book, waiting. What else would you expect him to do?
Thank you Captain Obvious!!! We are utter clueless without you!!!
Load More Replies...Spare A Thought For This Poor Girl Who Has Been Dealt The Injustice Of Being Gifted A Mere $32,000 For Her Wedding
Make the event fit your budget, not the budget fit your dreams. After the wedding, it won't matter how modest or lavish it was, as long as the event was fun for everyone and you and your husband are happy together. You'll forget who gave you however much money - it's not important in the longer term.
My entire wedding costs, including location, dress and food/cake was under $4,000.
Mine was like $3500. And this girl can't make do with $30,000??? Sorry, $32,200. Do you know what I could do with $30,000??? And they're blowing it on one wedding?? God, people.are dumb.
Load More Replies...Received This Abomination Of A Save The Date… Whole Card Was Filled With It
I have to admit that my wedding invitations were all glitter bombs...No regrets.
This Is As Tacky As It Gets... Not Even A "Buy The Bride A Drink" Just $$$ Please
Was Picking Up Halloween Candy, Saw This Disaster: "Officially Domesticated"
What In The Hell. What A Nightmare!
I agree... however, that is one of the hazards of holding a wedding at a public venue that is first come first served. I work at a state nature area here in SD that is very popular for weddings and you see this a LOT. One group shows up to set up for a wedding and another group is already there. I'm sorry; you were told that you can't reserve the spot you want; your wedding planner (or internet site you looked at) lied when it said you could fit 500 people (or bring a bus up where I am; parking is very limited!) Most places are okay with weddings--just do your own research, and use your head when planning these things.
Load More Replies...Not really? If you spent months working on something and then another person pretended it was theirs in front of a crowd of people who came to your unveiling, yelling at them is perfectly justified. You'd want full credit, not some phony passing it off as their own. Add in the high stress of a wedding and the fact that the other people didn't apologize or leave, and even insulted the bride on her wedding day, and I think a little meltdown is fully justified. Especially since they stayed for AN HOUR while GUESTS were arriving. Talk about shameless attention whores!
Load More Replies...Even Outdoors, A 500-Person Wedding Feels A Bit Out Of Touch Right Now, Doesn’t It?
I went to wedding that had 600 guests. Felt like a convention more than a wedding.
My grandma had 14 kids, and even counting all of those relative, plus my dad's (much smaller) side, and the few friends I have, even if every single one showed up, I don't think I could make it to 500! At my actual wedding, we only had around 50 guests. And it was wonderful.
Well, they are Greeks. But yes, in Greece and Cyprus, we just postponed such events.
Animal Abuse! What A Nice Way To Celebrate Love!
Those poor fishies are likely to die in whatever that hideous thing is. I wonder if they are using them as centerpieces or like a parting gift?
You simply cannot dump any kind of fish into tap water with unwashed gravel/glass beads etc (or not) and expect them to live. I doubt these knobs even washed the jars.
Host A Photography Competition Instead Of Paying For A Photographer!
I don't think this is bridezilla stuff. It appears she will ask the guests to take pictures and post them to the cloud, not invite actual photographers to compete to win getting paid.
i mean, if they realize they're not likely to get professional photos, i don't see a problem with this at all. OP seems to want more candid photos, anyway.
I Feel So Bad For This Bride
Bride is not in the family photo and mother wearing white...
Load More Replies...It looks like a screen grab from a video, my guess they shot the video this way on purpose so she isn't in any of it.
Load More Replies...That's a great start to married life. Were their photos of the bride and groom together?
I Went To A Wedding Where The Bride And Groom Hated Vegetarians
From this they got that they must HATE vegetarians? Some people just have to play the victim card as soon as things don't go their way. 🙄
Obviously reading comprehension isn't your strong suit.
Load More Replies...what in gods name has become of weddings these days? my wife and i had our wedding in 89, simple affair. one day batchelor party and batchlorette party. now? the wedding parties are now "things" for the brides to try and play with for "aesthetics". parties are now multi day events in exotic locations that cost thousands! what happened to love and the joining of two people?
Those still exist, but they aren't waved around like the crazy bridezilla on a rampage weddings are.
Load More Replies...My nephew is getting married Saturday and his fiancée is delightful. None of this nonsense.
I just can't understand these mothers wearing white. I have a 15 y/o son, and letting him go when he moves out and/or gets married will be the hardest thing I'll ever do. But I will do it. Because I want him to be happy. And I would NEVER try to upstage his bride, on their special day. That's THEIR day. I already had mine, 20 years ago, when I married his Dad.
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what in gods name has become of weddings these days? my wife and i had our wedding in 89, simple affair. one day batchelor party and batchlorette party. now? the wedding parties are now "things" for the brides to try and play with for "aesthetics". parties are now multi day events in exotic locations that cost thousands! what happened to love and the joining of two people?
Those still exist, but they aren't waved around like the crazy bridezilla on a rampage weddings are.
Load More Replies...My nephew is getting married Saturday and his fiancée is delightful. None of this nonsense.
I just can't understand these mothers wearing white. I have a 15 y/o son, and letting him go when he moves out and/or gets married will be the hardest thing I'll ever do. But I will do it. Because I want him to be happy. And I would NEVER try to upstage his bride, on their special day. That's THEIR day. I already had mine, 20 years ago, when I married his Dad.
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