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Tumblr was a social media giant in the early 2010s. It was the perfect middle ground, offering more text characters than Twitter and less clutter than Facebook. For many people, it was a glorious era of online networking

Thankfully, the Curated Tumblr subreddit keeps those days alive in today’s world of “reels” and “shorts.” As the name suggests, it’s a collection of screenshots from the platform that touch on political discourse, life’s absurdities, and everything in between.

We’re keeping this a lighthearted list that’s more about the silly and mundane. Enjoy scrolling and have yourself a nice throwback to a simpler time on the internet.

#1

The End Of The Monarchy

The End Of The Monarchy

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    #2

    We Sadly Live In A Society

    We Sadly Live In A Society

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because if we don't, things are even worse for us. Just sayin' ...

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    #3

    Shoo

    Shoo

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    If you came of age in the Instagram and TikTok era, you’re likely not as familiar with Tumblr’s appeal. But looking at its About page will tell you a lot about its character and personality. 

    “Wholesome chaos” was the phrase used to describe the site’s contents. It also encourages self-expression because “Tumblr is whatever you want it to be.”

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    #4

    Pokemon Names

    Pokemon Names

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    #5

    It's Not Getting Fast, But It's Getting There

    It's Not Getting Fast, But It's Getting There

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    #6

    That Tables Turn

    That Tables Turn

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    The internet defines Tumblr as a microblog. However, its founder, David Karp, does not use this description. In an interview with Media Bistro, he describes it as “the easiest way to share yourself.” 

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    Karp also emphasizes Tumblr’s flexibility regarding the type of content users can create. Because it is easy for anyone to self-publish, he believes it helped draw in a broad audience. 

    #7

    [u.s.] Michigan Democrats

    [u.s.] Michigan Democrats

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    #8

    That's How It Works

    That's How It Works

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    Vinny DaPooh
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I'm the guy the defense wants on the jury. You committed a crime and got immediate karma so now want the true victim to pay? Your honor, are we allowed to hang the plaintiff?

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    #9

    Astronaut

    Astronaut

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh noooo so you can't pay your way into space anymore? Bummer. Well then, how about you use that money to pay your workers better? Sound good?

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    “It’s the gay people in your phone” is another description written on the site. This comes from Tumblr’s similar claim to be the “queerest place on the internet.” 

    According to Adweek statistics published in 2021, one in four users on the platform identify as LGBTQIA+. A Tumblr user is also said to be 193% more likely to be part of the queer community compared to other social networking sites.

    #10

    Scenes Are Meant To Be Seen

    Scenes Are Meant To Be Seen

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    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light comes from the same place as the music - is pretty poetic!

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    #11

    Professionalism

    Professionalism

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely story about cool prople. My bar is low, but this was wholesome

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    #12

    Most Embarrassing Thing That Can Ever Happen

    Most Embarrassing Thing That Can Ever Happen

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    To solidify Tumblr’s reputation as queer-friendly, Sydney-based writer and photographer Jonno Revanche wrote an article for The Guardian in 2016. Here, he described the platform as his “saviour” that made him see he “wasn’t monstrous and unloveable.”

    “While it may seem simple or silly, social media allowed me to express elements of myself I felt like I couldn’t in my day-to-day life,” he wrote. 

    #13

    Pronunciation

    Pronunciation

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    Az
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kid in Tokyo - Fuggetaboutit!

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    #14

    Accidentally Based

    Accidentally Based

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only problem: Somebody has to deliver. Which was solved e.g. in social and health services (as a grneral overall term) in most of Europe, by everybody chipping in so those in need of health treatment, parental leave etc do get help.

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    #15

    What's Your Corpse To Water Ratio?

    What's Your Corpse To Water Ratio?

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called, "Not thinking about the corpse when swimming" so yes if you somehow camouflage a corpse n a pool, don't tell me, and tell me to swim in it i will be fine.

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    Tumblr seems to have always catered to a younger, more progressive audience. For author and DePaul University professor Allison McCracken, it became the youth’s “best option for an online ‘private’ public space.” 

    In a journal article she published in 2017, she credits the platform’s ability to “bring a broader range of voices” than any college classroom could. She also believes Tumblr was able to “offer developed minority representation” when the media wasn’t able to.

    #16

    Yeah, You’d Think They’d Be Able To Put Two And Two Together On This One

    Yeah, You’d Think They’d Be Able To Put Two And Two Together On This One

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    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I personally think without the social stigma more people would come out as bi, but who knows

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    #17

    Tit For Tat

    Tit For Tat

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor sounds like an insufferable girlfriend. I'm sure she's just as bad, if not worse, to her boyfriends and makes it hard for them to please her in strategy. Her muse is break-ups. If she doesn't have fights, falling outs, break ups, her career would be over.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor seems worth the suffering. Stunning world famous billionaire girlfriend? You can whip me, sing about me, throw me off the tower, I'm in.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s the fakest fake who ever faked.

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    Lea S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this phenomenon of people being upset about this.....writing about your exes is NOT a new, ground-breaking thing. No one's ever heard of Stevie Nicks or Fleetwood Mac?!

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone elaborate on the carbon emissions part?

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor Swift makes lots of short private plans flights, which is why her carbon footprint is massive, (I think, not 100% sure)

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    SlightlyTarnished
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insecure men gotta tear down a s successful woman any way he can.

    Alyssa Phillips
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indifferent to her, but she makes me think of the Boy Meets World episode where Eric interacts with the hippie singer and she goes dark.... Anyone else??

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute....are there actual names in her songs? Like she NAMES her exes in the lyrics?

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the exes? Nobody should. About the pollution the ultra-rich cause? Everyone should. If multi gazillionaures would fly first class, I wouldn't have to compensate by putting my AC unit 0.5 degrees lower and showering one minute less.

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    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her words tend to hurt her in the long run. Yet she doesn't learn

    Jcusack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's worth 1.3 Billion!?!? Somebody hurt me please!? PLEASE!?!?

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    Despite its reach and popularity among the younger demographic, Tumblr had its fair share of controversies. In 2018, it announced a prohibition on “adult content” after an iOS ban on the app due to child pornography issues. 

    In an official statement, Tumblr assured its users that it would continue to work to keep the platform a “safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community.” However, it received backlash, with affected users attacking its queer-friendly claim.

    #19

    Rich People And Ghosts

    Rich People And Ghosts

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they looked cute and, let's face it, looks beat facts every day!

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    #20

    Boring Queers

    Boring Queers

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #21

    [u.s.] Vocal Minority

    [u.s.] Vocal Minority

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    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should be able to give a short review of the book and tell you on which page the offensive material is, and whether or not it is reoccurring in the book before being even allowed to ask for a book ban.

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    By the time the controversy arose, Tumblr had already spiked in value and had been sold to media giant Yahoo! for a whopping $1.1 billion in 2013. In an interview with Inc. at the time of the sale, Karp admitted he wasn’t expecting it to happen that year. However, a “remarkable opportunity” presented itself. 

    “This was an unbelievable opportunity to shortcut a lot of the very hard things that we’re about to be going through,” he explained.

    #22

    Autism Awareness

    Autism Awareness

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    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg you can't group us. As the saying goes, If you have met one autistic person, you have met one autistic person. We present differently.

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    #23

    😔

    😔

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first part happened to me: after a sudden massive decline in health I was found to be dangerously deficient in a vitamin (B12, fwiw). Sadly the "solved all my problems" bit has yet to take effect.

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    #24

    I'm Late!

    I'm Late!

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    Tumblr remained with Yahoo! for four years before moving to Verizon Media. Two years later, in 2019, Verizon sold the platform to Automattic, the parent company of WordPress.com. 

    This time, the price tag was far less. Reports didn’t specify the amount, but it was believed to be “well below” $20 million, a far cry from its original purchase value.

    #25

    Gargle My Balls, Microsoft

    Gargle My Balls, Microsoft

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a cromebook, and had to find a way to distale security so I could downlod... VLC 😅🤬

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    #26

    Catholicism Patch Notes

    Catholicism Patch Notes

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    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re an atheist you don’t believe in any of it! 😁

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    Now, we’re shifting the attention to you, dear readers. What do you think about Tumblr as a social media platform? Where do you think it stands in comparison to TikTok and Instagram? Let’s create a discussion in the comments!

    #28

    True Allyship 🏳️‍🌈

    True Allyship 🏳️‍🌈

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    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then again, maybe if you question somebody's identity and sexuality, they'll be annoyed. Also, what if their friend was gay but hadn't come out yet? Seems a jerkish way to treat your friends

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    #29

    A Collection Of Alternative Sayings

    A Collection Of Alternative Sayings

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite put-down remains "100 000 sperm, and *you* were the winner?"

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    #30

    Racist, But Funny

    Racist, But Funny

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    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is autistic and in a special needs school and the kids are allowed to leave class and go outside if they need to.

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    #31

    Cursed_sitcom

    Cursed_sitcom

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    The explanation
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like if Doki Doki Literature Club was a TV show

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    #32

    Dumb Ways To Die

    Dumb Ways To Die

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    #33

    Evolution

    Evolution

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evolution is reactive, not proactive. There's no goal per se, as in, a species isn't trying to evolve toward something, just trying to adapt to changing conditions so as to not die.

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    #34

    Shaggy, The High Geologist

    Shaggy, The High Geologist

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    #35

    From What I Can Tell This Hasnt Been Posted Here Yet So Here

    From What I Can Tell This Hasnt Been Posted Here Yet So Here

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It fascinates me endlessly, how in the one hand people are totally loving electronics taking over human work and free stuff on internet, and at the same time complain about not being able to find well enough paid work. Guys, we are 8 billion, not 2,5 as in 1950s happy fantasyland. These 8 billion need food, clothing, shelter and entertainment, which requires them to find well enough paid jobs. Shopping deadcheap stuff from deadcheap countries ruins your local economy and employment. By this making a few incredibly rich and you screaming hell and fire because they are rich.

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    #36

    Forged In Fire

    Forged In Fire

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    #37

    Good Person

    Good Person

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because my opinions are facts, whereas your 'facts' are just opinions.

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    #38

    Female

    Female

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    lenka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the story involves her breasts, vagina or menstruation then adding 'female' to boss is irrelevant. Just don't. If the story involves your boss's breasts, vagina or menstruation then perhaps you should be reconsidering whether your relationship is appropriate and just not tell the story at all.

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    #39

    I Love How Stupid The Cybertruck Is

    I Love How Stupid The Cybertruck Is

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    Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a cyber truck with a shattered windshield, Elon is a liar

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    #40

    [u.s.] Confederate Surrender Day (Was Yesterday)

    [u.s.] Confederate Surrender Day (Was Yesterday)

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is is the difference between Georgia and Germany? It took only one Sherman to defeat Georgia... (Just a history joke I heard recently)

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    #41

    [marvel] A Simple But Elegant Solution

    [marvel] A Simple But Elegant Solution

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    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for further context: the man shown is Matt Murdock, a.k.a Daredevil (Marvel). He's blind.

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    #42

    >greentext Form

    >greentext Form

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you allowed at whatever this guy went to if you're not lgbtq+? cause it sounds pretty lit.

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    #43

    "This Country Used To Build Railroads!"

    "This Country Used To Build Railroads!"

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    #44

    Sex

    Sex

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Talking to an incel* "Yes, complaining about 'females' is good, but have you tried sex"

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    #45

    Book-Ish

    Book-Ish

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bible, unless it's one you had in primary school but your friend wrote something really naughty in it and you didn't dare give it back when you left and told the teacher you'd lost it.

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    #46

    Evil Ethics Board

    Evil Ethics Board

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use words laser, AI, quantum and entanglement, then people will fight to give you funding.

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    #47

    Welcome To Twitblr

    Welcome To Twitblr

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    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? How the fu*k is bisexuality rooted in racism and transphobia? I am bisexual/pansexual, whichever you prefer, and a person's race or gender has absolutely no bearing on whether I am attracted to them or not.

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    #48

    Try Finger, But Gun

    Try Finger, But Gun

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a darwin award about to happen.

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    #49

    Americanized Food

    Americanized Food

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of american people still think pizza and hamburger is an american invention.

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    #50

    Supes

    Supes

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    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creators of X-Men didn't plan it in the 1960s, but Magneto became a perfect analogy for israel: the victim that became worse than his tormentors, capable and guilty of greater crimes than he endured.

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    #51

    Taking It Seriously

    Taking It Seriously

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    #52

    But Chris Pratt Is One Of Them. Y'know, Generic And Famous But Milktoast Performance?

    But Chris Pratt Is One Of Them. Y'know, Generic And Famous But Milktoast Performance?

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    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell Chris Pratt to stop voicing animated characters. He got Mario and Garfield. And let's just say they don't sound very different from each other. I miss when voices in animated movies were with iconic, perfect for the part voices rather than just big names.

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    #53

    Science

    Science

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to clean my phone screen for a while because of this red dot

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    #54

    From A Small Boy To Kratos

    From A Small Boy To Kratos

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or going the other way. I know some trans fem people who were manly af with big muscles and thick waists. Now they experience the joy they always wanted of soft features, no body hair, and slim figures from a combination of hard work, controlled diet, and HRT.

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    #55

    Remember Shinzo Abe?

    Remember Shinzo Abe?

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