When there’s language there’s always a chance of getting lost in translation. And while in some instances this can be truly annoying and make your trip to the Far East somewhat of a bummer, in other cases, it gives us all a perfect source of entertainment.
Like these hilariously mistranslated signs that seem to have no shame or no awareness of whatever is wrong about them. So let’s fasten your seatbelt, we are about to get bamboozled. Psst! More poorly translated signs await in our previous post right here.
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The Worst Translation Ever!!
No Escape
In today's multicultural world, it's hard to imagine a world without translation services. From online translations to in-person interpreters, it's easier than ever to communicate with people who speak different languages. Unfortunately, not all translations are created equal.
Recently, there has been a surge in the number of poorly translated signs, billboards, and other written materials. From funny typos to incomprehensible messages, these translations make it almost impossible to understand their intended message.
Saw This At A Truck Stop
"I'll Take The Pure Speculation Meat Please"
I think p u r e b e l l y c l e a r a n c e sounds much more appetizing!
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Oh I do NOT want the pure belly clearance, I’ve had colonoscopy prep before and that was one times too many.
PURE SPECULATION MEAT the cooks are like "even we don't know what's in there, but it tastes great. by the way, has anyone seen jeff? jeff?"
That was just an innocent translation of “hot dogs.”
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Oh, I thought the first one said "wood shall be men"
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I can’t decide between the pure belly clearance snd the toothpicks meat, any recommendations?
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A KICK-A** MUSIC FESTIVAL! - THE 2023 ARE YOU HUNGRY? TOUR - FEATURING: WOOD SHALL BE MEAT * ONION EXPLOSION * PURE SPECULATION MEAT * KUNGPO-CHICKEN * THE FISH MOTHER * IRON LAMB * and PURE BELLY CLEARANCE
Mikoyan and Gurevich Design Bureau has been the symbol of Soviet dominance in aviation and aerospace for over forty years. We are proud to unveil the next chapter of Mikoyan-Gurevich superiority in design and engineering.- The Iron Lamb.
Rumor has it they no longer serve "Pure belly clearance" unless the customer is already in the bathroom. Or receiving a delivery order.
one wood-shall-be-meat for me, and a fish-flavored-shredded-pork for my friend here
I'll take a 2 Full Belly Clearances and 1 Pure Speculation Meat, please. Oh,and both with the sides Iron Lamb and Fish-flavored Shredded Pork.
"The wood shall be meal" sounds like a lot of bad restaurants and my mom's house
TBH, I'm a bit afraid of the entire menu. I mean, "pure belly clearance" doesn't really sound like something I want to eat.
I once saw a Chinese restaurant menu—in India—that said “Human Fish” [they meant “Hunan Fish”]
I'll have the wood shall be meat. wait, no, iron lamb. wait no pure belly clearance. wait, the fish mother
"Wood shall be meat"? "Pure speculation meat"? And "Pure belly clearance"? I admire their honesty.
Mmmm. Iron lamb is my favorite. Well I’m also partial to fish flavored pork. And of course "wood shall be meat."
‘Onion explosion meat,’ sounds like the what will happen after eating ‘the pure speculation meat’ and it will be a ‘pure belly clearance!’
I can't even with this... I mean, "Pure belly clearance", "Wood shall be meat", "Toothpicks meat" 😂😂😂
Excuse me. What kind of meat does this meal include? I'm sorry, sir, any haphazard hypothesis on my part would pure speculation. Excellent, I will have two large plates of Pure Speculation with a side of white rice.
I wonder if "pure belly clearance" is describing the result if you eat it.
"Pure Belly Clearance" is a great choice for those suffering with constipation.
Pure Belly Clearance 😂 Food poisoning for you and you and you! Magic diet!
Hey, come on. All of us remember the school cafeteria Mystery Meat option, that "loaf" thing that you drowned in fake gravy and ketchup to make palatable? Good times....
It’s his will make you howl with laughter: https://youtu.be/CkbHGH-NnkU
The pure belly clearance is only allowed to be served by the toilet area
Iron lamb sounds like it would put hair on your chest, but you'd be too timid to use your newfound brawniness.
This Was On My 3D Printer Box
There may be multiple reasons to blame for why a particular sign makes little sense. First, it may have to do with the fact that the translation was copy-pasted from Google Translate (or another AI) which is not the best option for high-visibility signage.
Another typical problem comes up when the hired translator isn’t given any context about the sign or what’s on it. While the verb above, “gritar,” can be translated as “cry” or “shout,” it’s clear from the visual clues that it’s referring to shouting.
Paul Is Dead
In A Local Filipino Grocery. I’m Sure It’s Delicious, But I Have Some Notes About The English Word Choices
Racist Park
What’s more, professional linguists often employ their cultural know-how to ensure a top translation. In general, unprofessional language agencies assign translators work without considering their cultural backgrounds or dialect specializations.
This may have been the problem behind American Airlines’ slogan “Fly in leather,” which was translated as “Vuela en cuero” in Spanish. For some Latin American countries, this was no problem, but in some regions like Mexico the slogan meant “fly naked.”
"Well, That's What The App Said."
There was a sign like this in Wales where by law the signs have to be in English and Welsh. The English portion said something like "health clinic parking can be found around the back of the building" while the Welsh translated to "I am out of office and will not be taking translation jobs until I return on Monday."
Did The Devil Make This Sign
Don’t Trust Bing Translate
Reality is more wholesome, 儿时妈妈炒饭the fried rice my mum made me as a kid.
Meanwhile, one important factor is that not all translators specialize in the same content areas, which is why it’s vital for businesses to choose translators with specialization in their area.
Culinary translation, for example, is much more difficult than it may appear, so no wonder that menu translation is a specialized field. For example, “Spotted Dick” is a famous English pudding, but you can imagine the trouble translators could get themselves into if they translated it literally.
Chinese Translation Gone Wrong
Return Of Jim
Infinitely Damn
One example of a badly translated sign was seen in a popular tourist destination in Asia. Instead of saying "Do Not Enter," the sign actually said "Do Not Exit." This kind of mistake could have potentially been dangerous for visitors who were not familiar with the language.
It's important for businesses to take the time to properly translate their signs and other materials. Poorly translated signs can lead to confusion and even danger for visitors who are not familiar with the language. It's also important to use the services of professional translators who not only have the necessary skills to do so, but are also informed with the relevant context and have a cultural understanding that’s relevant to a particular translation.
Uh... I'll Have The French Fries
And not a single dish is actually French fries. Mostly rice with beef or pork and a few curry / stew type dishes
This Is My Absolute Favorite
I’m Taking The Stairs…
They Just Never Are
Lost In Translation
Afaik, These Are Diary Stickers...not Sure When I Will Need To Be A Pineapple, But Least I Can Mark The Occasion Now
Someone translated them all on Reddit (this is a long comment, get ready): Today I don't have the pussy for little lanterns (Hoy no tengo el chichi pa farolillos) Means that today I'm not in the mood for dumb s**t To the bad weather, good face (Al mal tiempo, Buena Cara) Means that we should keep our cool against hardship. I sing up for a bombing (me apunto a un bombardeo) Means I'm down for anything you wanna do I have got the ruler (Tengo la regla) this isn't really an idiom, it just means "I'm in my period" What a big brown (Qué marronazo) Means "What a big problem" If life gives you lemon, ask for tequila and salt (Si la vida te da limones, pide sal y tequila) Means the same as the "make lemonade" one just a bit spicier I guess What a big pussy (Qué coñazo) Means annoying as f**k, might be a person, an event... I want the fat one to touch me (Quiero qué me toque el Gordo) Again, not an idiom, El Gordo is the lottery, we are just praying we win it (1/many)
I Have Never Been So Thoroughly Defeated By A Sign
Explosion-Proof Dog💥
I have a decently long leash for my dog, and she hasn't exploded yet, so I'll pass. These translations. Lol
Hey, You Might As Well Be Graceful About It
Pronounciasion Skills Taught In This Kooching (Coaching) Class. Yep, I Better Sign Up
I Heard It's Protected By Unesco
Found This In A Market In 2019
I Bought A New Screen Protector For My Phone. Now I'm Left Wondering What Happened To Him And His Friend
This Would Make An Awesome Cautionary Sign In Any Bar
Got My Phone Gamepad Today
A Sign In A Slovak Bathroom Located In Bratislava Warning You To Not Throw The Toilet
Abandon
Ah, Maybe We Should Wait Til They're Done
English Signs For Tourist
You Are The Best!
Goodbye Dog
Bussy Thoughts
The Box A Mug Came In
Ai generated an image with this prompt word for word. 3QAdHKYbij...13f8fe.jpg 
Unite To Protect The Countryside Of The Sea
Japanese Dollar Store Finds
Finger Pulp
Almost Had It
Mmm Chinken
The Phone Is Not Hot, Easting Chicken Is Easier, The Phone Is Not Stuck, The King, Easy To Eat Chicken
What A Fun Bag
This Is Beautiful
Who Proofread This? And What Quote Is It Trying To Be?
What Could Have Made It Feel That Way!?
Obviously it's a fire escape door, there's lots of places in England that just say 'door is alarmed'.
Note: this post originally had 108 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
Well, they're honest and wish you luck. Nothing wrong here /s
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Here’s one I found in the wild, transcribed here because I can’t post photos: DANVOUY WASH AWAY DIRT THE ELUCIDATION (washing instructions) HAND TO DRY
I still want to know how to strid. This was on our cruise ship down the Yangtze River in China. No-Striddi...854c4f.jpg 
There was an aerosol bathroom spray in the U.S. that boasted "Smell The Difference". LOL-Really!!!!
Nothing confusing about this. If you see a sign like this, you know there is a prison nearby, and there's a good reason to not pick up hitchhikers. Sometimes the sign is simply "do not pick up hitchhikers", which is good advice no matter where you are.
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Well, they're honest and wish you luck. Nothing wrong here /s
Load More Replies... Here’s one I found in the wild, transcribed here because I can’t post photos: DANVOUY WASH AWAY DIRT THE ELUCIDATION (washing instructions) HAND TO DRY
I still want to know how to strid. This was on our cruise ship down the Yangtze River in China. No-Striddi...854c4f.jpg
There was an aerosol bathroom spray in the U.S. that boasted "Smell The Difference". LOL-Really!!!!
Nothing confusing about this. If you see a sign like this, you know there is a prison nearby, and there's a good reason to not pick up hitchhikers. Sometimes the sign is simply "do not pick up hitchhikers", which is good advice no matter where you are.
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