Nothing can ruin a movie more than a badly written summary. But by bringing a cinema masterpiece from hero to zero, a bad summary can be a work of art in itself. Just think of The Matrix described as a movie about a guy who switches up his medication and dodges a literal bullet. (Weird eyerolls).
This was, in fact, Jimmy Fallon’s own response to his new hashtag challenge. “Take a movie and give it a funny or weird summary, and tag it with #DescribeAMovieBadly,” he announced on Twitter recently, sparking a flow of purposefully poor film descriptions.
Today, we selected some of the best of the worst examples that you can scroll through below, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your versions of #DescribeAMovieBadly in the comments! Oh, and don’t forget to check out Fallon’s previous viral challenges with #MyWeirdRoommate, #AddAWordRuinAMovie and #WeddingFail.
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Why just watch when you can be there with magic mushrooms?
Load More Replies...A dark description: A movie illustrating if you're a nobody back in the day on a sinking ship, your survival is of a lower priority compared to the rich and powerful.
Octogenarian accidentally kidnaps child and takes him to South America, endangers his life and somehow no charges are filed.
Jimmy Fallon’s hashtag challenges for The Tonight Show on NBC are among the most popular sketches on the show. Every Thursday, the Brooklyn-born comedian invites the Twitter community to share stories on one of many requested tags—from #MyDumbInjury to #WorstRoadTripEver. He then reads them out loud on the show, making everyone burst into laughter.
But not everyone is impressed by the trend of spelling hashtags out loud. One particular skit by Fallon seven years ago caught the attention of Chris Messina, the founder of the hashtag. During the sketch, Fallon and Justin Timberlake talked about mundane things, "hashtagging" everything until the discussion made little sense. Messina commented that “what Fallon has depicted is actually how teenagers are talking now… and I’m kind of like, ‘Oh God… what have I done?'” Is it really so wrong to have a tiny bit of fun with these nerdy metadata tags?
Psychopath offers candy empire to child with the least ptsd after factory tour.
Old creep kills 4 kid and attempts but fails to kill the last and he gets something special
*Insert the fact about how clownfishes change their sex to mate with their children after their ‘wife’ dies* :)
Obligatory fact on every Finding Nemo post on internet till end of times.
Load More Replies...This describes the movie. Eept they are all fish, and the disabled son was kidnapped.
Samwise was the best character. Damn... now I want to re-watch the trilogy. Anyone in? I will bring the wine!
Load More Replies...They are good films. Let me guess. You're a *shudders* potterhead
Load More Replies...Bored Panda reached out to Twitter user Mel, @Melissadoyle98, who tweeted “Shrek: a guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters #DescribeAMovieBadly” in response to Jimmy Fallon’s challenge.
“I came up with my description of Shrek when I was sitting at my desk and actually thought about the movie, how Fiona never told Shrek she was an ogre until they were getting married at the end of the movie,” Mel recounted. She always kept it a secret. She was a beautiful stunning princess to his face during the day and once night came she hid away and turned into an ogre.”
When asked whether a bad movie description would ruin a movie for her, Mel said that she doubts it, although sometimes “it doesn’t fully explain what happens during the plot.” However, when it comes to Shrek, nothing could convince her it’s a film not worthy of her time. “I will always love it and continue to watch it to this day,” she said.
WallE: A brief introduction of the seven deadly sins, and why AI is a terrible idea.
To be fair, it is said that it was originally meant to be an euphenism for growing up.
More like "a teenaged boy discovers he can shoot a white sticky substance out of his body..."
Tries it out with neighbor girl all over the city.
Load More Replies...If Peter Parker was bitten by a spider and he then takes on the attributes of a spider, why doesn't he shoot webs out of his butt?
Technically the webbing comes from manufactured cartridges, not out of his body.
I'm fine with it. I had a dream once that he trapped me into marrying him -_-.
Load More Replies...Moreover, Donald Trump has also helped Jimmy’s Twitter account to get attention. Back in June, Trump attacked Fallon for apologizing for having the then-presidential candidate on his chat show and playfully ruffling his hair. Trump told Fallon to “be a man.”
Wholesome description; Shrek: A girl learns to love herself without instagram filters
Even more wholesome description: Girl learns to love herself without instagram filters, and goes to guy who already loves her without instagram filters.
Load More Replies...Learns? He was not disgusted by her ogre form or anything. It's Fiona who had issues with her ogre self
"hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime galllll...."
Load More Replies...Glad I'm not the only one with a dirty mind!
Load More Replies...So Covid? Exept zombies. I bet THIS would convince the Anti-Maskers to get vaccinated.
I feel like people didn't actually watch the movie because you're right
Load More Replies...A tournament where they try to kill your family, and then when that doesn't work, they teleport Harry Potter and his friend to be killed in a graveyard
That was a good book. But also one of my my favorite hp movies too lol. So, I respectfully disagree. Lol
Load More Replies...Wait a minute... Can't give him a hand but will give you an upvote.
Load More Replies...Watched this in the theatre when it came out (many years ago). When the movie ended, someone's cell rang, theatre went dead silent
I preferred when it was described as something like "Two war veterans team up to beat up an orphan."
Maybe “two enhanced war veterans team up to beat an orphan with heart problems when one of them killed his parents”? I think I read that somewhere, but I might not have gotten it completely right?
Load More Replies...Papers? Isn't because Tony wanted to avenge his parents by killing controlled Bucky?
yeah but they first split up when tony wanted to sign the sokovia accords, but cap didnt
Load More Replies...A fantasy flick about a world in which everyone is living in a fantasy world.
Having spent so much time forced to stay at home over the last year or so I now think that Jack Torrance is a bit of a lightweight for going bonkers so quickly.
A strange old man who says he has a time machine ask a teenage boy to came in his car to see it
Okay I can take a joke and this is really funny but I just wanted to point out that Marty knows doctor Emmett brown
Load More Replies...Like the reverse of Snow White. Where the Queen was jealous of how pretty the girl was.
A man so high he used radiation to power a time machine, and then later realized about the dawn of civilization, then soon after the boy almost ruins his entire parent's friendship, despite that he still saved the old man's life from terrorists.
"Angry rich people force poor children to kill each other for entertainment"
That's not describing it badly that's literally what it is. Love that series!
Load More Replies...Happens from time to time. Especially with this Ryan Deschanel guy.
Load More Replies...I was reluctant to watch this film, as it is a theme I am not into. Then I did. And then again. And again. It became one of my favourite films. A masterpiece.
thats the literal plot for the 1st and 4th karate kid (except in the 4th one the teenager is now a girl)
A lazy old man made a teenage boy do his chores by dooping the boy that he is learning karate.
Actually no, because he would only allow them to film in there if he was in the movie.
Certainly did not act like one, he never questioned why a kid is all alone.
Avatar - Dances with Wolves. In space. (or the 'short' version "Dances with Smurfs")
Avatar :the live action ferngully or Avatar: better then Airbender take your pick :D
Forrest Gump: Slow-whitted kid gets hit in the face with a rock while his childhood crush tells him to run. later he has sex with her and ends up burying her body under a tree in his backyard.
I can top that: she's 14 at the time. He's 31.
Load More Replies...Guys, if you read the original script the ending is REALLY different from the movie ending. (Comment if you want a spoiler.)
This movie is so well done and is very good. If you haven't watched it I highly recommend it!
This could also be that "Be Quiet" movie or whatever it's called. A Quiet Place?
A quiet place. I haven't seen it but it seems good.
Load More Replies...More amazingly, they did it right and were almost funny!
Load More Replies...I recall watching this movie on Pro7 a long time ago and really enjoying it. "Kick it like Beckham." I think that this is a movie any girl who has been told to play "only girl sports" should watch. Those are my 2 cents.
That movie makes no sense. She HATES Tom Hanks' character but then at the end she's like, "oh I hoped it would be you". Hmmm... Correct me if I'm wrong about this or missing something please.
its the only game i'm good at. i can't catch a ball but i can run from them
Load More Replies...A grown man with no nose and an obsession with ateenage boy: The Micheal Jackson story?
Actually, they didn't find proof. Micheal Jackson probably wasn't a pedo, that was just an assumption
Load More Replies...HTTYD: white boy with daddy issues from racist village makes a black friend to stop his village from being racist
Harry potter and the chamber of secrets: kids with no supervision walk into a room that one of their sisters got petrified in and almost die
Boy with a stick goes on a hunt to defeat the noseless killer of his parents.
Load More Replies...The Civil War keeps interfering with Karen's love life (Gone with the Wind)
Spoiled rich girl teaches boyfriend not to give a damn.
Load More Replies...Captain America:Guy on drugs attempts to fight Nazis with a giant metal frisbee
I prefer to this version of Harry Potter: The magical dream of the sad boy that lived under the stairs
Raiders of the Lost Ark: archaeologist keeps inconveniencing Nazis until they are melted by the power of God.
HTTYD: white boy with daddy issues from racist village makes a black friend to stop his village from being racist
Harry potter and the chamber of secrets: kids with no supervision walk into a room that one of their sisters got petrified in and almost die
Boy with a stick goes on a hunt to defeat the noseless killer of his parents.
Load More Replies...The Civil War keeps interfering with Karen's love life (Gone with the Wind)
Spoiled rich girl teaches boyfriend not to give a damn.
Load More Replies...Captain America:Guy on drugs attempts to fight Nazis with a giant metal frisbee
I prefer to this version of Harry Potter: The magical dream of the sad boy that lived under the stairs
Raiders of the Lost Ark: archaeologist keeps inconveniencing Nazis until they are melted by the power of God.

