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There's nothing like looking at a nice fresh dinner made with love to get our appetites going. But as we all know, creating such meals is no easy feat — learning to cook well enough takes time and a great deal of effort. So while some manage to prepare dishes they can post on their Instagram feed, others end up with something far from expected.

Whether it’s hilarious cooking fails, terrible meals people had the audacity to serve, or pictures of simply cursed food, people have a soft spot for witnessing kitchen disasters. Thanks to this Reddit community, we can easily boost our confidence and have a nice laugh by seeing the bad, the ugly, and the most unappetizing meals out there.

So get ready, because we're about to take a deep dive into some of the worst images this online group had to offer, all for your amusement. Make sure to scroll down below and upvote the ones that made you cringe the most. Also, if you’re hungry for some more lousy and trashy food, don’t forget to check out Part 1 of this post right here!

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Peas And Mayonnaise Pizza

Peas And Mayonnaise Pizza

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would go to war against this. It looks horrible and I bet it stinks too.

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To learn more about how these kitchen disasters happen and what people could do to avoid them, we reached out to Ellen Manning, freelance journalist, writer, and founder of the Eat With Ellen blog. "I'm no expert, but from experience, I'd say the biggest cooking mistakes amateurs make are not planning and preparing properly, and not allowing enough time," she told Bored Panda.

"Even the very best chefs make sure everything is prepared in advance, and they know how much time they need to execute certain dishes," Ellen explained. Whether you feel daunted by the whole process or believe you simply lack the skill to create beautiful meals, there are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can up your culinary game right away.

"If you're less confident, it's even more important to do this and to build in a bit of extra time so you're not rushing and getting stressed. I've ruined many a meal because I tried to rush, didn't read the recipe in advance and get everything ready, then ended up trying to do too much in too little time, which inevitably causes mistakes," the blogger revealed.

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I Noticed A Piece Of Broccoli On My Plate That I Thought Looked Like An Opossum Face So I Used It To Make A Little Food Opossum

I Noticed A Piece Of Broccoli On My Plate That I Thought Looked Like An Opossum Face So I Used It To Make A Little Food Opossum

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Luckily, it’s easy to avoid kitchen blunders such as you see in this list if you simply make a plan and stick to it. "Take time to read the recipe, to check you've got the right ingredients, and to plan what you need and what you'll need to do," Ellen suggested. "This is even more important if you're cooking several dishes at the same time. There's many an adage that says 'perfect planning prevents poor performance' — or words to that effect — and it's no different in the kitchen."

So if you want to prevent slip-ups, mishaps, and setting your kitchen on fire, or generally want to know some small steps to help you improve your cooking, Ellen has you covered. "If you're making a complicated dish, get everything chopped up, measured out, and weighed in advance. This will help," she advised.

"Also, try to clear up as you go along (or get someone else to do it). Tidy workspace, tidy mind, and all that. It will keep you organized and calm if you're not working in chaos."

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It May Look Kinda [bad] But I’m Still Grateful As It’s All From My Local Food Bank

It May Look Kinda [bad] But I’m Still Grateful As It’s All From My Local Food Bank

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Local Bakery Made These, All Profits Will Go To Colon Cancer Research.

Local Bakery Made These, All Profits Will Go To Colon Cancer Research.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d eat it. I love brownies. I love icing. Plus it’s all for a good cause too so nothing wrong to see here.

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Spider Man Saving His Own Cake

Spider Man Saving His Own Cake

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Let’s not forget that sight, smell, and even sound of food also contribute to how we perceive a certain food. That’s why serving and eating from an attractive plate is also extremely important.

When asked how we can make our food look more appetizing, Ellen told us that a lot of this could come down to preference. "But as everyone says, you eat with your eyes as well as your mouth, so how your dish looks matters as much as how it tastes."

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Me And My Girlfriend Hit One Year Together. We’re Both Broke. So Nugs And Fries To Celebrate!

Me And My Girlfriend Hit One Year Together. We’re Both Broke. So Nugs And Fries To Celebrate!

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#10

I Got Trashed, Made Orange Chicken Dino Nuggets

I Got Trashed, Made Orange Chicken Dino Nuggets

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My Attempt At Baking A Brownie Turned Out Like A Before And After Picture Of Meth Addiction

My Attempt At Baking A Brownie Turned Out Like A Before And After Picture Of Meth Addiction

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second panel looks like the brownie got shot by the mafia

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Found A "Cook Book" That My Brother Wrote When He Was 7 Years Old, And Am Re-Creating The Recipes. Here's "Licorice Egg"

Found A "Cook Book" That My Brother Wrote When He Was 7 Years Old, And Am Re-Creating The Recipes. Here's "Licorice Egg"

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"Arranging food in a way that's pleasing to the eye is key — think of it as the main part of the dish being the centerpiece, with other elements around it designed to help it stand out, and to complement it in terms of color."

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"It's important to think of appearance in three dimensions, not just two, so consider using height (that's why you see so many dishes with elements stacked up on each other). That said, sometimes less is more, so try not to make your plate too 'busy'. You don't want people to be put off by a plate of chaos."

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Broke Till Payday. Hot Dog And Pickle Grilled Cheese

Broke Till Payday. Hot Dog And Pickle Grilled Cheese

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean it’s fine. I’d personally take the pickle out but I see no problem with this otherwise. 🤷‍♀️

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#14

The “Pizza Americana” I Ordered In Slovakia

The “Pizza Americana” I Ordered In Slovakia

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My Daughter's Hotdog Made From Starburst

My Daughter's Hotdog Made From Starburst

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So when you finally prepare a delicious and appealing plate, you immediately know what to do next — take your phone out and snap a photo. According to Ellen, there are many different ways to take food pictures, and she had a few handy tips to share with you.

"45 degree [angle] always works well but lots of people love a 'flat lay' — when you take a picture from above the plate," she said and added that often it's all about trial and error. "Try different angles, or having different elements as the focus of your shot. You might think it would be the steak, but sometimes the best picture might be focused on the chips, with the steak behind them. Play around and see what works. But remember — while food photos are great, so is eating a hot meal!"

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#16

Spaghetti With The Proper Amount Of Powdered Cheese Product

Spaghetti With The Proper Amount Of Powdered Cheese Product

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just feel all the saliva being sucked out of my mouth. I love cheese but this is horrible.

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Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

Dumplings From The Hell's Gate

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Blörö - The Famous Finnish Breakfast Consisting Of Hot Coffee, Vodka, And A Cigarette

Blörö - The Famous Finnish Breakfast Consisting Of Hot Coffee, Vodka, And A Cigarette

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The Chicken Sandwich I Got From Mr Beast Burger Today

The Chicken Sandwich I Got From Mr Beast Burger Today

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Our Airbnb Had A Brick Oven. We Tried Making Pizza

Our Airbnb Had A Brick Oven. We Tried Making Pizza

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This Regular Pepperoni My Brother Ordered

This Regular Pepperoni My Brother Ordered

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I Tried To Make Bread Using Only Flour And Water

I Tried To Make Bread Using Only Flour And Water

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should’ve made flatbreads or tortillas if those were your only ingredients. As it is you’ve made a house brick.

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I Want To Thank Taco Bell For Saving The Best Part Of The Tomatoes For My Taco Specifically.

I Want To Thank Taco Bell For Saving The Best Part Of The Tomatoes For My Taco Specifically.

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I Like To Eat Bread With Mashed Potatoes And People Tell Me That's Not Normal

I Like To Eat Bread With Mashed Potatoes And People Tell Me That's Not Normal

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A Tempting Slice From The 1970s Cookbook

A Tempting Slice From The 1970s Cookbook

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$50 Slow Roasted Prime Rib

$50 Slow Roasted Prime Rib

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Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Wife's Dinner

Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Wife's Dinner

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From three years ago? Cause that's what it looks like...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From OP: "It is made with the leftover water after boiling some dark purple potatoes. There is also "textured vegetable protein" which is some vegan soy stuff." Yeah, a pass from me. Who reuses starch water?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think black pasta was intended. You mix black squid ink with the pasta mix. It looks amazing with bright green spinach and bright pink salmon. (Add soy, perhaps some sriracha for flavouring.)

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Phill Healey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are these some sort of putrid food worms? And how manky is that fukken plate?

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Lyricana Rokarin
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The classic Hair & Sewage Stew. Or is that a dirty mop in a bucket..?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE😨! But from the looks of it; someone already has.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What in the 7 hells is this?! I can't identify anything in here! My best guess is "type of noodles"

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Kathy G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the heck did you do that your wife served you this slop?!!!

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Zane Paul
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every art project I turned in during high school when we had to make something out of clay

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like experimenting and trying things, but if it comes out bad, i usually don't serve it again. (Yesterday i cooked a couple of frozen chicken thighs. Used Kentucky bourbon bbq, hickory smoke bbq, some brown sugar, honey, a bit of margine (apparently can't spell), with some herbs and spices and chicken broth. Came out pretty good. I medium heat boiled it in one of those gotham steel combo pot (not sure of name, it can be turned into a half pot half steamer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that squid ink pasta? (Just fyi there is actual pasta that black colour.)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's not dinner. that's a post of something else, like spaghetti thrown into a bunch of muddy debris-filled water to make it look like it could have been a meal. You can tell by the "bowl" it's in. and if you zoom in, the contents look like what's in a vaccum bag.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might be an ethnic dish. My MiL is Filipina and some of the stuff she cooks looks"gross" to me but is actually soooo good.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bruh ain't nothing ethnic about that s**t. We know who made that 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, WTF, she's trying to kill you, and not even trying to hide it 🤢 Also, I'd make sure to check my break line wasn't tampered with before going anywhere 👀

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elfin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What makes it gray? And is it being served in a dish made of hair?

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Andy Hinds
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No thanks, I'm not hungry, despite not eating anything all day.

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Elizabeth Truss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you may need to start sleeping with one eye open. She may have it in for you.

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Beverly Glover
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was another fabulous meal cooked by Kay! Maybe Kay has a sister?

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Lilith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give the woman points for her husband banning her from cooking. This is a win for all women!

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Kim Lorton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did she accidentally drop it down the drain and the drain was clogged?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like somebody fed a dog some activated charcoal to make it puke after eating something, and worms came up with it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, the peas and gelatin have lost their place as my #1 utter disgust. Just throw the whole human female away.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did she offer to share it with you? If so, she might be trying to kill you.

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Spacey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what my Ex husband did, complained about dinner. Out!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to be in witness protection. Post twice if you need help.

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Samantha McGahan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you actually even consider putting that anywhere near your mouth??

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Ray Heap
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like something our cat shat. Took it to the vet afterwards.

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Becky Sue Anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The grey water from a camper holding tank and some worms from the neighbors dog 🤢

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Dawn C
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like something I take out of my drain! SHE'S TRYNNA K**L YOU!!!!😲🙃

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please tell me she did not go to a construction site and ask the workers if the have any extra cement avaible from the leftover sidewalk project that resulted with somebody stepping in it just as it was drying and they ended up stuck in the cement and had to call 911 to get them drilled out?

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Victoria Lynn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No no nooo. Why is it this shade? Looks like all my kiddie art projects before I learned how to mix colors.

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Jen F
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this is some sort of squid ink pasta with some sort of rice noodle?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This woman must have a trick pelvis, she certainly wasn't married for her skills in the kitchen.

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She-Ra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the darkwater from a washing machine out pipe 🤢🤮

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Teresa Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. That looks like the crap I pull out of my shower drain whenever it's stopped up.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wife is either a bad cook, or trying to kill you. (Or, to be fair just having an off day)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was this 24 hours AFTER she'd eaten it? As a health professional I'd say if its beforehand then probably don't let her eat it, unless shes well insured?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a new one. I didn't know clogged drain spaghetti were a thing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinner? Looks like a sink with dirty dishes in it. Are you sure she's not trying to poison you?

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Mark Howell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has she taken out any new life insurance on you recently? ;o)

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd expect the girl from The Ring coming out from that. Maybe her hair turned white and that's what we're seeing here

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see spaghetti but what turns spaghetti grey? 😅 I also see lumps which makes it worse. I hope it's not a someone's culture I'm offending, but I'm sure whatever she tried to make it went wrong somewhere because that looks like she left it in the fridge for four years.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'll look real hard at America's lovely red and white fat marbled beef-any uglier (in the eye of the American beholder)?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please provide more information. The only thing recognizable is some sort of noodle. It looks Japanese but who knows.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like someone pulled it out of a clogged sink...yuck

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Jessica N
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boiled 73/27% hamburger boiled with noodles might turn this color. But what is the film on it?! 🤢

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did she try to replicate squid ink pasta by dying the water?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh look you guys.....it's sewege and noodle stew😍😍😍

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Tim Esparsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would of been the end the relationship!!! She trying to kill him:

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me feel better about my cooking. Thought I can imagine having an idea in mind and producing something like that. I am pretty bad...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless your wife, however this would be possible, works as a public toilet ... I've seen better food thrown away, and rightfully so! Disgusting. What even is that, spaghetti in poop sauce or ... pickled larvae ... or what?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a squid died and dissolved there before she tried to cook and color the pasta in the putrefying remains.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something with squid ink? But very little ink and now it looks gross?

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Beth
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like the junk at the bottom of the sink.

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Barbie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like someone took a $h!t in the toilet and had a bad case of worms..

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Lori
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I know what this is. It's called the "I never will be asked to cook again", special. Is it poi with pasta?

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Scott Burd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw something like that one time when cleaning out the disposal in the autopsy room...

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Joyce Yates
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like she ate it and it backed up on her. If it looks like that going in, I really don’t want to think about it. Ever. Call the police cause whoever made this Needs to go to jail.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cant think of ANY gray food that healthy to eat! lol;

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She couldn't have planned it better. I doubt she will ever have to cook again.

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RobbedofLife
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy hell!! Dude get a divorce like right now she is trying to poison you!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's absolutely no way someone would call this food, much less make it - this is for clout

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Amy Beckler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all sound Incredibly ignorant about foods beyond you ignorant comfort zone. 😒 such "food patriots". Geez.

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$59 Worth Of BBQ

$59 Worth Of BBQ

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can get this as a meal deal at any supermarket for a tenth of the price.

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The Arrogance Of Man Rears Its Ugly Head Once More As We Continue To Sin Against Heaven And God

The Arrogance Of Man Rears Its Ugly Head Once More As We Continue To Sin Against Heaven And God

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#33

Behold! The Worlds Largest Nigiri Sushi

Behold! The Worlds Largest Nigiri Sushi

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Two Years Ago I Blessed The Internet With The Spam Shot Glass. This Year I Got To Go Camping Again And Got The Chance To Recreate The Iconic Meat Orifice, As Well As Create A New Drink Container Which I Humbly Dubbed The Spam Flask

Two Years Ago I Blessed The Internet With The Spam Shot Glass. This Year I Got To Go Camping Again And Got The Chance To Recreate The Iconic Meat Orifice, As Well As Create A New Drink Container Which I Humbly Dubbed The Spam Flask

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My School’s $7 Take On Avocado Toast

My School’s $7 Take On Avocado Toast

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#36

In Connecticut, Breweries Require Food With Drink. This Is Their "Charcuterie Board"

In Connecticut, Breweries Require Food With Drink. This Is Their "Charcuterie Board"

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Sandwich My Dad Likes To Eat, Raw Ground Beef With Raw Onions And White Pepper On Hard Bread

Sandwich My Dad Likes To Eat, Raw Ground Beef With Raw Onions And White Pepper On Hard Bread

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Steak tartaar ... delicious. My late hubbies favorite on white bread and lots of butter.

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My Kids School Lunch Today. Pancake Sausage Burger With Cheese

My Kids School Lunch Today. Pancake Sausage Burger With Cheese

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#39

I Love When Fast Food Chicken Has A Nice, Seared Crust And A Juicy, Rare Center

I Love When Fast Food Chicken Has A Nice, Seared Crust And A Juicy, Rare Center

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#42

Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys

Tried To Make Strawberry Mochi Without A Recipe And Now They Look Like Boiled Kirbys

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#43

Legit Laughed Out Loud When I Was Served This "Deconstructed Caesar Salad"

Legit Laughed Out Loud When I Was Served This "Deconstructed Caesar Salad"

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#45

Ice Cream Cake I Made For My Husband’s Birthday

Ice Cream Cake I Made For My Husband’s Birthday

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So My Sister Just Got A Job At Mcdonalds. I Pull Up In The Drive Thru Order One Mcchicken But Tell Her To Hook Me Up Pls And Shes All Like I Gotchu Homie. I Get Handed A Super Heavy Bag Drive Home All Exicted And Wtf Is This Man. No Mcchicken Either

So My Sister Just Got A Job At Mcdonalds. I Pull Up In The Drive Thru Order One Mcchicken But Tell Her To Hook Me Up Pls And Shes All Like I Gotchu Homie. I Get Handed A Super Heavy Bag Drive Home All Exicted And Wtf Is This Man. No Mcchicken Either

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#48

I Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza. They Told Me It Shrinks During The Baking Process. Til That Dough Shrinks Yo

I Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza. They Told Me It Shrinks During The Baking Process. Til That Dough Shrinks Yo

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pizza dough that shrinks while cooking 😂 😂 why even make that up pizza restaurant person ?!?!

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#49

Which One Of You Mother F-Ers Works In The Hummus Development Industry

Which One Of You Mother F-Ers Works In The Hummus Development Industry

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#51

I Tried My Grandmother's Donut Recipe And I Have To Admit, It Kinda Stinks

I Tried My Grandmother's Donut Recipe And I Have To Admit, It Kinda Stinks

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#52

My Inverted Take On Sliced Meat And Mashed Potatoes, Sliced Potatoes And Mashed Meat.

My Inverted Take On Sliced Meat And Mashed Potatoes, Sliced Potatoes And Mashed Meat.

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#53

What You Get For Breakfast In A Hungarian Hospital

What You Get For Breakfast In A Hungarian Hospital

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#54

Heres My Banana Peanut Butter Triwich

Heres My Banana Peanut Butter Triwich

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd unhinge my jaw for that. Or peel off a bread and triple decker it, but I go nuts for PB and nanner.

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#55

So This Exists

So This Exists

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#56

It Was Actually Pretty Tasty

It Was Actually Pretty Tasty

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took me a moment to see it. But then... Cookies? What is wrong with you?

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#58

Fables Of The Student Kitchen, This Week: Microwaved Rice And Shredded Cheese

Fables Of The Student Kitchen, This Week: Microwaved Rice And Shredded Cheese

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like good drunk, nothing else in the house, something I would have made in my 20’s food !

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#59

Just Bought An $800 Set Of Pans. Christening Them With A Classic

Just Bought An $800 Set Of Pans. Christening Them With A Classic

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah Kraft Mac and Cheese isn't real cheese, but damn it hits DIFFERENT. I love me some homemade mac and cheese but I still appreciate some good boxed mac and cheese- tastes like childhood.

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#63

Parents Always Said I’m Just Picky. What Do You Think

Parents Always Said I’m Just Picky. What Do You Think

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#64

Tried To Make A Cake. Not Sure What Went Wrong.

Tried To Make A Cake. Not Sure What Went Wrong.

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#65

This Is What I Eat When I’m Sad. I Make My Own Reese’s

This Is What I Eat When I’m Sad. I Make My Own Reese’s

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been doing this for years. I take a Hershey chocolate bar and smear it with peanut butter, chunky or smooth. It's so much better than a reeces

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#66

The Horrific Tradition My Family Calls “Easter Loaf” (Served Cold)

The Horrific Tradition My Family Calls “Easter Loaf” (Served Cold)

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#67

Just Filed For Bankruptcy, No Money To My Name… So I Introduce To You, Sriracha Noodle Tacos

Just Filed For Bankruptcy, No Money To My Name… So I Introduce To You, Sriracha Noodle Tacos

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#68

Friend Told Me To Post My Favourite Snack Here: Thick Slices Of Raw Garlic On Brown Toasted Bread With Cream Cheese

Friend Told Me To Post My Favourite Snack Here: Thick Slices Of Raw Garlic On Brown Toasted Bread With Cream Cheese

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#69

My School Ran Out Of Chicken For Orange Chicken, So They Used Chicken Nuggets Instead

My School Ran Out Of Chicken For Orange Chicken, So They Used Chicken Nuggets Instead

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pretty much same difference. I want orange beef because they don't use breading.

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#70

My Son Has Numerous Sensory Issues With Food. But Today He Made This Monstrosity. The Noodle Nutella Toast.

My Son Has Numerous Sensory Issues With Food. But Today He Made This Monstrosity. The Noodle Nutella Toast.

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#71

Cupcake Left Locked In My Managers Office For A Year After Our Site Shut Down Due To Covid

Cupcake Left Locked In My Managers Office For A Year After Our Site Shut Down Due To Covid

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#72

Chocolate Chip Cookies But Without The Chocolate Chip Cause My Sister Ate The Chocolate Chips Are You Kidding Me

Chocolate Chip Cookies But Without The Chocolate Chip Cause My Sister Ate The Chocolate Chips Are You Kidding Me

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#73

Ordered Chicken Nuggets In A Hotel In Saudi Arabia

Ordered Chicken Nuggets In A Hotel In Saudi Arabia

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#75

Ordered Doordash From A Local Burrito Place. Got Our Order, As Well As About 2 Lb Raw Beef.

Ordered Doordash From A Local Burrito Place. Got Our Order, As Well As About 2 Lb Raw Beef.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You say it is beef, I say it is an ingenious way of disposing of a body.

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#76

My Son Wanted Too Try This So I Made It For Him Tonight. I Feel Like A Bad Mother, Even Though It Is Made With "Authentic Cheesiness" Wtf Even Is That Color?!

My Son Wanted Too Try This So I Made It For Him Tonight. I Feel Like A Bad Mother, Even Though It Is Made With "Authentic Cheesiness" Wtf Even Is That Color?!

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I suspect "Authentic cheesiness" has nothing at all to do with real cheese?

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#77

Everything Snapchat Was Proud To Show Me I’d Cooked In 2020

Everything Snapchat Was Proud To Show Me I’d Cooked In 2020

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#78

I Left My Melatonin Gummies In My Car And They Melted Together, So To Fall Asleep I Just Bite A Chunk Out

I Left My Melatonin Gummies In My Car And They Melted Together, So To Fall Asleep I Just Bite A Chunk Out

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my friends accidentally melted a gummy bear on my dashboard in car. Used it to adhere a bobble head turtle. Tried to take it off 6 years later to sell car and it broke a piece of dash off, melted gummy still intact

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#79

“Chicken Sandwich” I Ordered From A Dairy Queen In A Small Town. Not At All What I Was Expecting!

“Chicken Sandwich” I Ordered From A Dairy Queen In A Small Town. Not At All What I Was Expecting!

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#81

Local Pizza Joint Had An Option For A Double Pepperoni Pizza, Idk What I Expected

Local Pizza Joint Had An Option For A Double Pepperoni Pizza, Idk What I Expected

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you can have a double pepperoni pizza and a margherita one. Then put the extra pepperoni one margerhita and here it is! You have two pepperoni pizzas

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#84

My Partner Doesn’t Like Meat Or Cheese (Likes Corn). Here’s Her Take On A Vegan Gluten Free Pizza (Cooked)

My Partner Doesn’t Like Meat Or Cheese (Likes Corn). Here’s Her Take On A Vegan Gluten Free Pizza (Cooked)

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#85

Sandwich Uses Camouflage To Avoid Being Consumed

Sandwich Uses Camouflage To Avoid Being Consumed

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#87

This Amazing Pizza From A Local Joint

This Amazing Pizza From A Local Joint

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#88

Thought I’d Try Applebee’s One Last Time, It Just Keeps Getting Worse

Thought I’d Try Applebee’s One Last Time, It Just Keeps Getting Worse

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#89

The Cheese They Put On Our School Hamburgers

The Cheese They Put On Our School Hamburgers

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think in America they are pretty liberal with the definition of cheese.

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#90

I Made A Loaf Of Bread Using Mountain Dew Baja Blast Instead Of Water

I Made A Loaf Of Bread Using Mountain Dew Baja Blast Instead Of Water

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#91

Forgot The Yeast..

Forgot The Yeast..

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#93

Margherita Pizza

Margherita Pizza

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#95

Lazy And Cheap But Filling

Lazy And Cheap But Filling

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#96

I Think This Belongs Here

I Think This Belongs Here

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In conservative countries adult entertainment is censored using food items. true fact.

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#97

Sandwich A Local Bar Is Offering For 420

Sandwich A Local Bar Is Offering For 420

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#98

Told The Waiter At The Resort To Surprise Me… (Caesar Salad Topped Hotdog With Cheetos On A Tortilla)

Told The Waiter At The Resort To Surprise Me… (Caesar Salad Topped Hotdog With Cheetos On A Tortilla)

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#99

My Husband Like To Eat 8 Hotdogs For Dinner

My Husband Like To Eat 8 Hotdogs For Dinner

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#101

“Nachos” $9 And It Comes With A Dried Cucumber Slice. I Love NYC

“Nachos” $9 And It Comes With A Dried Cucumber Slice. I Love NYC

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#102

Mom And I Made Lasagna From Scratch For Over 3 Hours And Then A Lightbulb Fell On All Of It

Mom And I Made Lasagna From Scratch For Over 3 Hours And Then A Lightbulb Fell On All Of It

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#103

Doctor Wants Me To Be Gluten Free But He’ll Never Stop Me From Having Nugs

Doctor Wants Me To Be Gluten Free But He’ll Never Stop Me From Having Nugs

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#104

Rate My Schools Baked Potato Lunch

Rate My Schools Baked Potato Lunch

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