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In 1992’s ‘Jurassic Park’, Jeff Goldblum’s character makes a scathing statement against the park’s owner for not considering the consequences of what they've created. He says, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

It’s a great line that also foreshadows the disaster about to unfold. However, nothing can prepare you for what you're about to see here, and clearly, the designers of these items didn’t ask themselves this question either.

We can’t fault them for their craftsmanship and skill though, just their lack of judgment for aesthetics. It can be summed up best as the phrase ‘Awful Taste But Great Execution’ (ATBGE) based on the subreddit of the same name. And Bored Panda has collected the most garish but technically flawless things from it for all to see. When you’re ready, check out parts one, two and three as well!

#1

Hearse

Hearse

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NorthWest
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's great. It looks like Peter Jackson's The Frighteners!

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Eva the Egg
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHO YOU GONNA CALL? GHOST BUSTERSS!!!!

Ryan Deschanel
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where is the "awful taste" here ? That's awesome !

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's true! We now have the zombie apocalypse

Chucky Cheezburger
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want it...I want it and I'd drive that sucker round town with a custom license plate that read "SHGNWAGN".

Libstak
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That made me spit my coffee

Brian Bennett
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it at least isn't zombies trying to get in.!

Lea White
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually snorted laughing when I saw this little piece of sick brilliance

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The subreddit currently has 1.5M members and counting, so it’s clear that people are enjoying the designs in their own special way. It’s hard to look away from some of the stuff, not because it’s great looking or anything. It’s more like watching a car crash—horrific but enthralling at the same time. 

The wreck of ideas and lack of taste makes us wonder what was going through the minds of the creators as they realized their ideas from start to finish. But we’ll never know for sure where they draw their inspiration from. The only thing that’s certain is that they have the skills to pull off their works.

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    #2

    This Day Of The Dead Costume

    This Day Of The Dead Costume

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snorted. With healthy lungs.

    Jess Thompson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everybody has the privilege of being addiction free 😊

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who's wearing that awesome costume, but I want to marry them regardless.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cashier was like ok so I like how this guy is like single handedly paying for my kid's college debt but what is he doing with all these cigarettes?????

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know how he died!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the packs empty or full? Asking for a fiend! (not a spelling error.)

    Janice Hazeldine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome costume, beautifully executed. its day of the dead so good taste too.

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    #3

    This “Up Cycled” Bathtub

    This “Up Cycled” Bathtub

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate it. Just needs some drainage holes in the seat and a pillow

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually pretty creative if you ask me.

    Jaime Higgins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is quite good, actually. Might need some padding on the chairs but I still think it's pretty good

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is awful, tbh

    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add a couple pillows to seat on and it's a fonand creative tea-time set

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs some pillows though. Looks like it's a bit hard to sit on.

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you slide right off tho?

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just get some of those 'anti-slip' stick-on strips for bathtubs & showers, lol

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    Alexis Draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think thats pretty cool actually! Id keep it for a garden or something

    Storm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i really love that i want it

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    It can take some time to learn a craft and become the master of it, but it’s rewarding in the end. In his book, The Story of Philosophy, writer and philosopher Will Durant wrote, "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." 

    He probably never envisioned seeing every type of clothing imaginable rendered in denim and awkwardly renamed with the prefix from ‘jeans’. Now we have all kinds of fashion atrocities and things that should not be, with names such as jandals, joots or a jong (the last one is best left to the imagination).

    But the creators here have practiced enough and, although questionable in taste, we can look at their work in a different light than what’s immediately in front of us. Either from their need to create within or even being commissioned to build something, they started from almost nothing and made something of it. And like it or not, you are seeing their works online.

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    #4

    Orange County Museum Of Art

    Orange County Museum Of Art

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    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made the whole construction better because the building is ugly AF

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect comment on 70's-80's architecture ;o)

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I think of the "no dogs allowed" sign!

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wounder what a dog thinks when he come closer to this building.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would try to sniff his butt and fail

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    Fabrice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ? ... Because in part art also aims to react, to shock, to speak more to the heart than to the mind.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that dog's got the right idea about Orange County!

    Storm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think thats funny ass

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    #5

    That Stool

    That Stool

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    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, centaurs and fauns need to unwind too!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry folks! But this looks like a compliment!

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda suits him. A centaur in a suit cursed to wander through Wetherspoons for all eternity.

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    #6

    This Beard, Oh My God That Beard

    This Beard, Oh My God That Beard

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    hyperunknown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look it's Barbossa! · "For too long I've been parched of a shave and unable to quench it. Too long I've been twiddling to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my beard nor the spray of the shaving foam."

    Em B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbossa: "Here, there be monsters!"

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    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year there is a competition for the craziest beard. It really is an art, and it's fascinating.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be an epic beard for a movie

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably it's for this contest they do

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he won. It's an amazing look.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a magnificent beard! Whatchu on about?

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it, without irony or snark!

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a piece of art!

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    #7

    Great Paint Job, Less Than Tasteful Color Palette

    Great Paint Job, Less Than Tasteful Color Palette

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I like it. And Victorians traditionally have a bright ( though admittedly not neon) color palette. Looks like a fun eccentric artist would live here.

    Calyfan Yelood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! Aside from the pink, I think it works very nicely!

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    Jennifer .S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a Scooby Doo house if ever I saw one

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too like ,it why shouldn't you be able to paint your house whatever color you want without a backlash from disagreeable people! To each his own and leave it alone!

    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world could use more color. I like it.

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why so many people think bright color = tacky, and drab = tasteful. I want to live in a world of bright cheerful color.

    HempFairy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally live there!

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hate it. I would live in it.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common in California, especially with Latino, Indian and some Philippine communities. I quite like it, to each their own. Live and let live

    BetweenTheCracks
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cruise around Portland, Oregon sometime too-- lots of houses are painted up like this

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    #8

    This Family Photo. Sure It’s The Kid’s Gonna Be Posting It R/Blunderyears In A Couple Years

    This Family Photo. Sure It’s The Kid’s Gonna Be Posting It R/Blunderyears In A Couple Years

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents have sense of humor seems like a fun family to grow up.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a family with a heck of a lot of imagination and fun - the kid looks like its par for the course!

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm crying wirh laughter :))) I wanna know more about this family. MY PRECIOUSSSSS

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best family halloween costume!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but those gollum eyes are creepy lol.

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    #9

    This Rat Taxidermied As Gary Oldman's Dracula

    This Rat Taxidermied As Gary Oldman's Dracula

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuffing anything except a pillow is gross!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be AWESOME, if the rat weren't real.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you are going to taxidermy a rat, this is the way to go.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what you say, this is spectacular.

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best thing I've ever seen.

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO, there is SO much disturbing stuff in this post. LOL

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    #10

    Salarmy Of The Dead

    Salarmy Of The Dead

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    Lauren MULLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi can I pls have the severed arm on the left? Thx so much making a special dinner tonight UwU

    earringnut
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    4 years ago

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    They're both right hands.

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    Anna Te
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny on the one hand🙃, on the other ... Kind of cruel to kill a pig and fashion some arms out of it 😳

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are a serial killer that want to be stopped.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be awesome for Halloween! I'd buy it, my whole family loves salami anyway. It's amazing how many different things you can do with different parts of a pig, and all of it is delicious!

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a salami hand of glory!

    Janice Hazeldine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see these could be very popular with some people

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know you could smoke Long Pig, but, whatever.

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    #11

    Spine Candles

    Spine Candles

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    Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one actually. Perfect for a doctors office!

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are actually pretty cool.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally own one or more.

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love these. They're not hyper-realistic or gross or anything

    Celia Santiago
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had these in one of the Harry Potter movies. Quite fun!

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the remind me of the candles in lupin's office in the prisoner of Azkaban movie!

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a kebab ready for a basting and grilling.

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    #12

    Honey, Don’t Forget Your Jandals

    Honey, Don’t Forget Your Jandals

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me pockets and I'll buy them

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No objection they even have belt loops where can you go wrong!

    lenka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jandals is the word for flip flops in New Zealand.

    Emmy she/her
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make them look like Birks. THEN you have jean jandals. You're welcome

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    #13

    A Well Executed Monster Truck Dad Joke

    A Well Executed Monster Truck Dad Joke

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still so much better than a lift kit and truck nuts, or the fiberglass bodykit for a Honda Civic

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a prude by any means, but when I see the nuts hanging off the pick up trucks (very popular in my neck of the woods) I want to rip them off and sho...well that escalated quickly!

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is what happens when owners don’t vaccinated their vehicles (not sorry)

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, it’s got the pox!

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HECK YEAH, GET IN LOSERS!! WE’RE GOING SHOPPING

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is a Monster Truck no doubt about it! Cool Dad!

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does the engine get air? Is that an open space for air intake in the mouth?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's between the upper and lower sets of teeth.

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    #14

    What Would You Call This Hairstyle? Because I'm At A Loss For Words Rn

    What Would You Call This Hairstyle? Because I'm At A Loss For Words Rn

    unicornmanesbymykey Report

    Britta B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to hide that from my husband, he is crazy enough to want to try that look.

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their parents either loved them too much or not enough.

    Ashasaurus rex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vullet? Vomit mullet? Business up front, the morning after the party in the back.

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with that emoji 🤮

    Chloe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I kind of like this 😅😂

    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive and attention seeking.

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    #15

    Anatomical Tartlets

    Anatomical Tartlets

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    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just threw up a little

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threw up a lot - don't know how or who could eat these horrific themes!

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On one hand I'm impressed by the level of detail and craftmanship, on the other hand what the actual f*ck

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You expressed my feelings perfectly

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    King Walt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of demon baker does something like that?!? This is just disgusting ...

    pebs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done but truly disgusting.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thank you, I had teeth for breakfast

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How something looks actually affects how you taste it. I remember trying a brain shaped jelly at a halloween party once, and I perceived it as tasting gross.

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess each to their own, but I'll pass on this

    mph seti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a lot of 'Halloween' styled confections, but these are next level. Amazing work.

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    #16

    Now That’s How You Show Off A Tattoo

    Now That’s How You Show Off A Tattoo

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like Anime but I watched Fatal Fury in 96 as a teen and when this scene comes on with Ancient Grandpa with his grand daughter my friend and I never saw it coming and almost died from lack of air as we laughed so hard we couldnt breath. at 42 Ive never forgotten it. I also learned of Korn from that movie

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time i would find the dab movement acceptable

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Master Roshi from DBZ?

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is all Anime have100 year old grandpas and Big chested grand daughters? Fatal Fury had this too

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    Jubum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a tattoo because you think it's funny at the moment is pretty stupid.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to throw off facial recognition programs

    veveve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that master roshi looking at bulma??

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. It's an old typical gag, really. Old men being pervs. (For context, the ladies aren't so defenseless either)

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    #17

    Slav Chess

    Slav Chess

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    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the skill it takes to squat flat on your feet? Only Eastern Europeans and Asians can do it. Means your flexible

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, now I know what to do with my Homies collection!

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    #18

    This Elvira Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

    This Elvira Salt & Pepper Shaker Set

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy this on the spot

    AJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I get one!?

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was always fun, glad I gave the kind of B movies she talked about a go

    Clarin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Could you pass me the salt,I mean,boob,please?"

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    #19

    Jellyfish Hair

    Jellyfish Hair

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    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it doesn't look terrible on her and clearly its supposed to be art, not practical fashion.

    Aahzmandus Pervect
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but this looks horrible, whatever it is.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw this in a stylish and lavishly designed scifi flick, it wouldn't bother me. But, in the real world...

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding this from my daughter

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think blonde top might have worked better.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they should go the whole nine yards and dye it pink! (Or blue. But pink would probably take better if their hair is already dark.)

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    Banana Rama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of wish the bowl haircut part was lighter. Still, I admire the commitment.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Will from stranger things

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can try this for fun just one time with a hat! But to have it permanently oh no

    Jackie Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she was wearing a hat at first.

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    #20

    Atleast You Will Never Have To Tell Anyone You Are Certifiable...

    Atleast You Will Never Have To Tell Anyone You Are Certifiable...

    Testostacles Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaand crazy cat people rejoice.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fine example of why they call it the "catwalk"

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she trying to keep a straight face or is that barely concealed anger at having to wear this absurdity?

    earringnut
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She clearly hates this particular job but $20 is $20.

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    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved to see this come down the runway live.

    Mia Burgess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a dog person and I love this. All for weird high fashion.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I mentioned that fashion is fuckking stupid lately?

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this dress we all can see her pussy!

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do these models keep a straight face while walking in that silly sh*t?

    Amanda mclaughlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a crazy cat lady I got like ten cats there not all inside at the same time though thankfully I just can’t stand seeing them dumped at n abandoned home to fend for themselves n freeze so I save them n that shirt is to much for me it’s just not right I get climbed on enough by real ones I don’t need fake ones doing it to

    imontape
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather have the real deal haha

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    #21

    Found In A House That's For Sale Nearby

    Found In A House That's For Sale Nearby

    ConfidentlyA**hole Report

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 'Kinda like it but don't want it'-category

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be nice for a professional kitchen in a theme restaurant maybe.... not for a house

    Nandina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's missing a bale of hay on the counter

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True....but the country music is playing on the radio...

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    Jo Chrisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And "For Sale" it shall remain.

    yeciye
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen worse houses for sale.

    Dash Dot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take this over the engineered wood/plywood variations any day...but it is ugly

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    #22

    This... House?

    This... House?

    saltysnatch Report

    Juscella
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think “why” might be a more appropriate question...

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares what the exterior looks like - it has NO WINDOWS!

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, it's the world’s largest chest of drawers. High Point, North Carolina is renowned for its furniture (?), I don't think it's habitable... https://www.visitnc.com/listing/9SZB/world-s-largest-chest-of-drawers

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From images I found the socks also get painted different colours every now and again (pic attached). Here's also another interesting article... https://charmingmillers.com/2020/05/western-nc-high-point-winston-salem-and/ High2BPoin...243832.jpg High2BPoint2BLargest2BChest2B252822529-612cc6d243832.jpg

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    Sue Grigg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a house and it's on a campus in a town known for furniture making.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well why don't you just "SOCK IT TO ME"!

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? How? I'm intrigued, to say the least...

    King Walt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aehm ... no windows? it's like living in a bunker

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    #23

    Reverse Mermaid Tattoo

    Reverse Mermaid Tattoo

    ffrozenffirefflame Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far be it from me to question the anatomy of a reverse mermaid, but... whoever the artist is, they do NOT understand human anatomy, because the right leg, knee bent, makes no goddamned sense. There's no way a thigh bone works like that. Does an up-vote mean I hate this and the list is about horrible shite that gets voted as horrible, or do I need to down-vote this to show my dislike for the content???

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does an up-vote mean I hate this and the list is about horrible shite that gets voted as horrible, or do I need to down-vote this to show my dislike for the content??? THAT IS THE ETERNAL BORED PANDA QUESTION. Hats off for a perfect explanation.

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't call this well-executed. Executed yes... well, not by any stretch.

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phillip J Fry's kinda girl

    Microwaved Robot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to Great Big Sea's The Mermaid ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8 ) and this tattoo makes total sense!

    Jennie-Lind Normand
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it, my favourite band and one of my favourite songs. Cause that's how I get my tail ;)

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be fun at parties.

    Teacher's Resources
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not original. Renee Magritte, the famous Belgian painter, first came up with this idea in one of his paintings.

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    #24

    You Think She Likes Doritos?

    You Think She Likes Doritos?

    lildyllyo Report

    Phoebe Carter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok now that's just impressive

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a course in clothes sewing, we all did a unique piece as exam. One girl nicked the schools entire supply of garbage bags and did a similar dress with a stapler. The caretaker was furious as the lack of garbage bags caused a lot of littering.

    Ezalibeth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a clothes sewing course too. As our first assignment we had to made a full outfit of anything but textile. There was plenty dresses from garbage.

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    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The outfit must cost a mint.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I see her as more of a Lays kind of girl

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing! I love artistic creativity. This is worthy of Project Runway’s unconventional materials challenge.

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least she can have a snack whenever she wants to :/

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    #25

    Doge

    Doge

    st11es Report

    Simon Oosterman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in Tirau, Aotearoa New Zealand. The entire street is like this.

    SentimentAndBadJokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know!!! Recognized it instantly. I drove through here the other day. There's also a huge sheep for a merino shop. Personally think that the execution for this is great!

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    B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're *always* in the doghouse.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather live in this neighborhood than a new subdivision where everything looks the same

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    #26

    I Saw The ATM Posts And I Thought Why Not Share This Gem From Mersin, Turkey

    I Saw The ATM Posts And I Thought Why Not Share This Gem From Mersin, Turkey

    Ilich_R_Sanchez Report

    Lauren MULLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cat is going to be scared shitless

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, the weirdest part isn't the seagull mounting, it's that there's a functioning payphone set in it. Who TF even uses these!

    Angharad Eatough
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a seagull not a turkey! (sarcasm)

    Joy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as if the seagull knows it's been robbed of its dignity. In a former life this seagull was a greedy politician who became reincarnated as a resin seagull destined to have money pulled from its guts. Let this be a warning to all corrupt MPs.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing at this one.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool but looks more like an emergency phone to me!

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey Olaf where are you? by the Albatross getting paid.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    public phones are extinct in my country

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a great public phone box

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    #27

    Pregnant, Christian Mermaids. Too Many Questions

    Pregnant, Christian Mermaids. Too Many Questions

    unusuals86 Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah either she should lay eggs like a fish and he fertilize them or he should be the pregnant one like a seahorse.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right! but $39.99 each I'd take a pass!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My top question: What happens if you remove his belt?

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I'm not the only one to wonder about the damned belt!

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long are mermaids pregnant for because they have one baby and it looks like she's about to pop out another one?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly I'm looking back to the body part cakes with nostalgia

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood how merfolk get it on. I mean, it seems that there would be eggs and external fertilization, but somebody thinks otherwise...Is there like trap door scales that allow access or something? On a side note, how bad did Ariel freak out when she went from tail to legs and found hair and another orifice down there?

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there's something fishy going on here.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. What. Why does he have a belt and loops? Is that keeping his ... uh... lower body attached?? How do they have a newborn AND a pregnancy? How is she pregnant? fish don't... Why are they xtian mermaid/men??

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone's trying to counter the gay merman ornaments. Or cash in on the outrage.

    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i want a Mary maid statue for my baby..." *he said, in muffled voice* - "SAY NO MORE!" *said the artist excited*

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    #28

    Moss Chairs For Some Reason

    Moss Chairs For Some Reason

    FadedPariah Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see as set dressing for a photo shoot. For every day use, no.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bad idea actually, could use it when shooting forest

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    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love them! Moss green is a favorite color!

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As child I loved to lay in moss watching clouds.I would love them in my garden

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's real moss, no. If it's fake moss, you'll be rolling in cottagecore dollars soon.

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what moss would feel like as an arm chair...

    Tami
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left at the curb in the Seattle area but no takers.

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    #29

    This Rock With A Mouth In It

    This Rock With A Mouth In It

    knotworx Report

    Lumiere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something that would start talking to you at 3AM and keep talking negative stuff until you eventually go insane or commit a crime

    Alexia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Does it... speak? Or make noises? :))

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on honey, give me a smack.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a cantaloupe

    Christina Keenan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister used to teach vet techs, early in the morning, she said the students sometimes reminded her of "rocks with lips".

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    #30

    I Feel This Belongs Here...

    I Feel This Belongs Here...

    amberButtSquirt Report

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have this too but with more of a bushy plant in it 🤣🤣

    Anto Gamunev
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U can find that on etsy. Its a 3d planter

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    #31

    These Food Earrings

    These Food Earrings

    vProdigyyy Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look handmade!!! Amazing, definitely would wear

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want those Dino Nuggie earrings so bad!!

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are great! Where can I buy them?

    Leslie B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be afraid seagulls would fly at my head if I wore these.

    TheAnimalLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🦅That's what I was thinking, birds or smart-aleck guys using them as an excuse👨‍🦰🙋

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, guys! https://busydayjewelry.com/

    Bettie-Jean Neal
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pair of bacon and eggs earrings make out of polymer clay. Also have a bee and a honeycomb set.

    Ely Tanaka
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww these are so cute! I'd totally wear them.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may be all right for people who wear dangly earrings I always look like a 2 bit hooker! designs are great!

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    #32

    Probly Wasnt Easy But...

    Probly Wasnt Easy But...

    O9HP Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a very "Big Fat Greek Wedding" vibe

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is Greek and when I asked him if he had seen the movie he said, "It was great, but don't ask YiaYia about it. She hated it and said it made "us" Greeks look bad.' My SIL said, "The only reason she didn't like it is because it's TOTALLY how Greeks are." Lol

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brickwork on that arch is pretty amazing!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does not match the small house.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking that as well. Looks out of place in front of such a small house.

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    Valisbourne Spiritforge
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arch looks impressive enough, but it also looks like they messed up the joining when the two halves met at the top

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    minus the statues, or different statutes, I kinda like this

    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree - the statues are too tall, if they were half as tall it would look much better, and not painted would really help!

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ark is awesome though

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it make me think it's in a Florida retirement neighborhood?

    Kay Maxey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Florida retirement neighborhoods have HOA rules. This would never pass!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you ordered too many bricks and they won't take them back.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arch is ugly as sin, but simultaneously a beautiful piece of masonry... it's mind boggling, and looks like it was probably assembled in 4 pieces (I think I'm seeing breaks where they aligned the chunks?)

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    #33

    Crystal Basketball Chandelier

    Crystal Basketball Chandelier

    Xander395 Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead and use it for a game. I'll watch.

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the retired NBA player in your life.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think is the children playing basketball

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can see this in (The Artist Formerly Known As) Prince’s house

    Emily Raskauskas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these things strike me as art pieces as opposed to things for everyday use.

    Madison Feehan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this would be in Michael Jordan's house...

    Amanita Virosa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be okay if it had a light in it.

    L.a. Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm in Michael Jordan's house or Shaquille ONeil?

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just snazzy. I can't imagine the sound it must make when you get a basket.

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    #34

    A Subtle Conversation Piece

    A Subtle Conversation Piece

    WinkTheFilthy Report

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn’t they make the pig look as realistic as the alligator? Oh wait, what I really meant to say is “Why would anyone want this? Anywhere? Ever?

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the wife bought that horse "painting" at some home design store to try to add some taste back to this room, in aesthetic battle with that alligator piece that is obviously owned by the "MAN'S MAN™" dude bro husband guy thing...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no. They had a deal that each of them could pick one decorative item for the room. This is the result :-P

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That to me is not a living room but a dying room- I find it revolting!

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, I’m here to pick up the ‘Alligator eating pig’ statue for 250$?

    Rachel ANDERSON
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not talk about the elephant in the room, but the crocodile instead

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make me sad everyday.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Him : I've never send my dogs to the behavior school. Her : why not ? Him... Her : never mind.

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    #35

    Fine China Envies This Decorative Toilet Bowl

    Fine China Envies This Decorative Toilet Bowl

    Dr_Zol_Epstein_III Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this was normal for the Victorian era and the Schiphol airport puts bug decals in the toilets to encourage men to aim better anyway

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridiculous that men need the equivalent of a carnival game to be considerate with their aim.

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    Lauren MULLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still feel immense guilt every time I peed on that bird

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical Olde loo. There are a lot of these still about in UK houses.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the UK. Which houses are you talking about, exactly? Stately homes..?

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a long way from being the worst entry in this list. I low key kinda like it

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible depictions of lions rampant with those rictus grins and shaggy manes …

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sort of decoration was popular during the victorian era. everything was decorated.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another arts and craft project by our son.

    Michigan Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the crown over the parrot's head is too easy. i think i'll take out his eye...

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be easier just to paint a target for those men who still don't have aiming down to a science?

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    #36

    This "Pink Lemonade Lips" I Found On Instagram Makes Me Uncomfortable In A Herpes Kind Of Way

    This "Pink Lemonade Lips" I Found On Instagram Makes Me Uncomfortable In A Herpes Kind Of Way

    unitedkingdombaby Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the lips are covered in tiny blisters.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the puffy lip look but not when it looks terminal!

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something from a medical disease journal.

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they aiming for a texture like raspberry?

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a close up of a chickens crest

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    #37

    Moldy Fruit Made Out Of Gemstones

    Moldy Fruit Made Out Of Gemstones

    thedirtysouth1 Report

    M K Shaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have waaaaay too much time on their hands...

    Linda Conaghan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist is Kathleen Ryan, you can see close up photos here https://mymodernmet.com/kathleen-ryan-moldy-fruit-art/

    Zet
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks awfully real tho... kudos to the artist for the accurateness.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an art piece it's nice! And easy to understand for a modern art: Something ugly and mundane made of something expensive and precious challenges us to think about perceived value of things. ..probably.

    Jeanie Roundy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a lapidarist, I went to the website because I wanted to see her work close up. I saw all the stones that she listed, but value of the stones alone are minimal. I did not see the prices for these objects. The cost would be incredible, however, for exquisite and time consuming work she had to put in.

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of effort for something that happens spontaneously after a few weeks in the back of the refrigerator...

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get gigantic gemstone fruit from your fridge?

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    Buzz Anderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art is in the eye of the beholder and to me this is just no.

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    #38

    Is It Tuesday Yet?

    Is It Tuesday Yet?

    ProjectOcean Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That fish will fall out and look like a muddy blob in less than a year too

    J Adams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the end of the rod and the persons thumb there looks to be smudging so quite possibly it’s not a tattoo at all but a pen drawing

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this guy can keep himself entertained easily for hours on end.

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's never gonna catch that fish!

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand tattoos are supposed to hurt. The pain that person went through for /this/ tattoo

    I-Hate-Everyone
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand tattoos don't really hurt all that much. I've 17 tattoos and the one that hurt the most was on my calf muscle

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    Kayla J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pen ink or tat, this is cool

    Arcana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like that as a temporary or sharpie tat. Just not permanent.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it smells like fish.........

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    #39

    Bulbasaur Haircut

    Bulbasaur Haircut

    elmex_frotado2 Report

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The colour is really pretty...

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah too bad they had to ruin in by drawing a pokemon on it

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    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must...not...pet...strangers...

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it's pretty cute, but I can't imagine it looks good after you leave the salon.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that's kind of really impressive

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked the puking emoji better. But imagine coming face to ... face with this in a dark and secluded spot!

    Jeanie Roundy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that I would probably die laughing!!!

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    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine when it grows out though

    Ben Press
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to guess his parents ignored him when he was a child

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    #40

    The Michael Trinity

    The Michael Trinity

    whoisjuan Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jordan , Tyson and Jackson

    Forrest McCanless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abraham, Martin, John. What a ways down we've come.

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    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dumbass looking for Schumacher 😂😂

    Brittany
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we just need the muscles for Michael B. Jordan

    DarkAngelNic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a combination of three Michaels. Jackson, Jordan and Tyson.

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    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just missing some sort of running spikes or athletic stuff for Michael Johnson.

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    #41

    This Kitchen In An $8.6m Home In The Atlanta Area

    This Kitchen In An $8.6m Home In The Atlanta Area

    rrrrrivers Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    money dont buy taste

    All's Gravy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was worth $9m before they installed the kitchen.

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Trump design. Just more proof money can't buy taste

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one who cooks uses that kitchen.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ostentatious doesn't even begin to describe this.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throughout the centuries, the rich have dazzled us with their garish lack of taste.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the feeling that everything that is made in that kitchen will be just as tasteless!

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    #42

    Yup. One Even Has A Filling

    Yup. One Even Has A Filling

    C_Centaur_ Report

    Ben Press
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell this twat doesn't do any actual work. Probably sits around all day "influencing" people on TiKTok or some such

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the olden days women would have pale complexions to show off that they were too wealthy to work in the fields, and huge dresses to show they could afford fine fabrics. Nowadays, we have this.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great for putting in/taking out contacts

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be great for Hallowe'en

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    #43

    Wicker Basket Toilet

    Wicker Basket Toilet

    DrewChrist87 Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you aren't meant to use it as an actual toilet, but for the life of me I can't figure out what else it's meant to be used for. Except possibly a laundry basket.

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who has a wicker toilet?" - Bernard Black.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incredibly space inefficient for hampers.

    Cheryl Skina
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A confident three year old to his mother, "Here. Hold my bottle. I got this."

    Diane Phillips-Herman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use it for laundry and separate the Whites

    Deep One
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre sorted laundry hamper. White (bleachable) laundry in the bowl, color laundry in the tank.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rattan-maker. . ."because I can".

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sculpture, garden planter? Great place to hide valuables?

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    #44

    This “Litter” Decoration That’s Made For An Aquarium

    This “Litter” Decoration That’s Made For An Aquarium

    InevitableCriticism Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of upset that the coffee looks like pee. I'm pretty upset that litter in the ecosystem is being treated as decorative. I'm positively livid that this is what passes for a gnome doorway these days.

    Ben Press
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your pee is that color I suggest you consult a urologist immediately

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A way to make your fish feel right at home. Sadly.

    Amanda mclaughlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not funny or cool all it does is show the next generation that it is ok to litter

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wrong. Also: Why would the coffee be yellow and not disperse in the water?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This already upsets me because it looks like one of those coffee cups that people purposely leave in random places at stores when they're done with them.

    Jeanie Roundy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaaat? People do that? are you saying purposely or lazily?

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    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't look like a small gnome doorway. I need to get my glasses checked.

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The label beneath it says Gnome Doorway. But it could have been put in the wrong place.

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    CJ Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the tags- this isn't for an aquarium. More likely it's a prank toy.

    Gail Nicholson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUT otoh it IS on a shelf of stuff clearly made for an aquarium, with fish labels, so...

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The label says something completely different though

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really makes me sad

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    #45

    I Would Just Wear A Hair Net At This Point

    I Would Just Wear A Hair Net At This Point

    mudki3p Report

    ~hUmMuS vIbEs~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh that looks so tight and painful.

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody commenting on the obvious fake-tan line??

    Aldert Nagel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not so sure it is fake. Normally she had loose hear what hangs over her head, most likely to the line you she..

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    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably for a fashion hair show, and the work is magnificent. Like clothing, hair fashion shows are to show off creativity and skill, not street fashion.

    Tonya Wallace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's only halfway finished. Ol' girl is still working on it.

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    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoods are like 5-10 bucks at a Renaissance Fair, maybe more for a pretty jewelled one. And you can put it on and take it off whenever you want.

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The different stones really annoys me

    Brandy Dor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually done this for my daughters, I leave for work hours before they get up for school and this hairstyle stay on point for days

    Jessica Cole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your hair stylist smokes too much meth and tweaks on your hair

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    #46

    This Amazing Bed Frame

    This Amazing Bed Frame

    Masonjaruniversity Report

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like gruesome rocky horror bouncy castle!

    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that! *hi-fives*

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    Beezel Palomar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title says "amazing". . . “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing is not the correct adjective. I’d have gone with ‘Appalling’

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my Lord, that's a drunken idea which should have stayed an idea once everyone sobered-up!

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing is not quite the word that leapt to mind.

    ADDchallengedINFP-T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words that would make this desirable.

    suzanne van Doorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... I'll sleep somewhere else, thanks...

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    #47

    Forever Unclean

    Forever Unclean

    DannyMThompson Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What misguided gimmicky gift-shop waste of plastics is this mess?

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably resin actually, which is both better and worse... more biodegradable... also more toxic...

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone else feel the sand between their teeth?

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like they put the wrong vowel at the third letter.

    Piku
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no. I wouldn't even dare to eat with them

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They kinda look like seeds... If they grew out into tiny flowers and THOSE were inside the spoons it would look way better

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like Sh*tland. Just sayin’.

    Couch potato
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would never know if they are actually clean when you wash it

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is someone able to come up with these tbh?

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    #48

    My Friend Went To A Wedding Where They Had A Guy Handing Out Martini Olives In A Bathtub Full Of Olives

    My Friend Went To A Wedding Where They Had A Guy Handing Out Martini Olives In A Bathtub Full Of Olives

    devmikale Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole list could just be titled "Why?".

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope at least he's wearing pants under there...

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um...excuse me but your olives are falling out

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    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take my martini without the scent of ball sweat, thanks.

    Alexandra Nara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please just don't shake it Maybe it should have been a Dwayne Johnson Model- so the martini is on the Rock?

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh just why??? Totally unhygienic and an utterly gross idea for a wedding 🤢

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A smile like that can make ANYTHING seem like a great idea!

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    #49

    Buff Sugestive Olaf Cake...

    Buff Sugestive Olaf Cake...

    ARealShark Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never see Olaf the same again thanks to this

    Lexi Stoffel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed... and my all my sisters love Frozen...

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't enough to make him swole with BDSM nipple piercings, they had to go ahead and give him juncc in the truncc

    Nor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's scratching is butt

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t stop laughing. His face remains the same.

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's even got pierced nipples!

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who out there wants to see Olaf's peen? Why? I'm not trying to kink shame but ????

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom button is what nightmares are made of.

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    #50

    Double-Sided Western Boots By Shayne Oliver

    Double-Sided Western Boots By Shayne Oliver

    AdministrationSolid4 Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing on a runway is really meant to be worn

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo...I guess you wear these when you wanna kick your own butt?

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes it tough to tell if he's coming or going.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing the new this way, that way boots. Perfect for those with poor sense of direction.

    Ben Press
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shayne Oliver should be slapped.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather looks like a sea creature has evolved to walk on land.

    Microwaved Robot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you get 'trip insurance" with purchase?

    Brîndușa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine a criminal wearing this kind of boots."We found footprints at the crime scene, but..."

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    #51

    This Venus Flytrap Urinal

    This Venus Flytrap Urinal

    ral365 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice : If you want to have children, don't trip.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use this drunk, you get a Prince Albert the hard way...cripes and criminy.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone bumped you, not only would you fall into a urinal, you'd be impaled.

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this would be a perfect place for an "accidental" Mob hit.

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some day soon a drunk person is gonna lose an eye with that thing

    King Walt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes me feel pretty uncomfortable

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the distinct feeling that this is the one urinal that stays the cleanest...

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    #52

    Cat Pack

    Cat Pack

    Avangeloony Report

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually really realistic... and disturbing.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP did a story on the artist about a year ago (https://www.boredpanda.com/cat-hand-bags-part-2-pico-miho/). Awesome stuff! I'd buy one if they didn't cost about $1500.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    followed your link that stuff is amazing.

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get one of these, just don't unzip it. Please. Use it as a showpiece only. I beg you.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unzipped one should be fish not cats.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it, but not as backpack. Just a cute cat to put in a comfy chair to look awesome.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny Dancer put this link to the full range https://www.boredpanda.com/cat-hand-bags-part-2-pico-miho/

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    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first glance I thought how cruel the realised it was a bag.

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the knock off version of this.

    AJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw even better one somewhere, outside equally realistic, lined with a fabric that had illustration of inner organs printed on.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is disturbing. This is ... like taxidermy, which is already uncanny valley enough.

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    #53

    Squid Glass 2

    Squid Glass 2

    postmanmalone123 Report

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this one made me laugh

    #54

    Are These Nikes… Or Crocs?

    Are These Nikes… Or Crocs?

    passport89 Report

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick someone and bite them in the ass at the same time!

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    #55

    House Boat Car

    House Boat Car

    Jezza_Jones Report

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an episode of Top Gear where they made a luxury yacht out of a SsangYong SUV. Ugly and funny!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the US still leads the way in vehicle-boat crossovers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYhB1MeqwJI

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    Susan De Nimes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked the registration number - it's currently registered as 'off road' which seems appropriate. :-)

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recycling at its.....worst!

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not...there are people who have the skill to make this...so they do!

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    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least they're innovating?

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FCK ME this is ridiculous

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? The rear hatch doesn't match the rest of the car!

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not understand any of this.

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    #56

    When You Gotta Drop The Kids Off At Soccer At 6 But Be Part Of Vultron At 7

    When You Gotta Drop The Kids Off At Soccer At 6 But Be Part Of Vultron At 7

    Johnson98520 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be defeated by a speedbump. Look how low the vehicle is!

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be defeated by a strip mall parking lot entrance.

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    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see the rest of the parking lot, this looks like an event

    lupo mulder
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a japanese thing: https://www.topgear.com/car-news/big-reads/top-gears-guide-crazy-world-bosozoku

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    Celesta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or clear out particularly annoying pedestrians

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we have these little things called speed humps …

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing has to rise about 3 inches when started or it will get stuck on a pebble!

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must lift a bit to drive off

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    #57

    I Saw The Tree Trunk ATM And I Had To Post The Pride And Glory Of Vienna Austria

    I Saw The Tree Trunk ATM And I Had To Post The Pride And Glory Of Vienna Austria

    mitzikatzi Report

    LiKe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha oh yeah, its in the vienna Prater :D

    Molly Block
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it had to be tagged. :-(

    #58

    I Think They Are Cups?

    I Think They Are Cups?

    _Ameliaa_ Report

    Draco's Dragonfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nighmare be gone!!! Where's my cross....garlic... Holy water...

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see this first thing in the morning you may not need coffee to wake up

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need hot coffee to burn my eyes after that

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These would look good on a table in the middle of a long hallway in a hotel ;o)

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can only drink holy water out of these.

    Lexi Stoffel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING THE HOLY WATER AND THE LIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE LIGHTER FLUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #59

    This Is Being Sold On Fb Marketplace. It’s Masking Tape And Paper....

    This Is Being Sold On Fb Marketplace. It’s Masking Tape And Paper....

    reddit.com Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those materials, it's not exactly bad work. It will never look like something NICE, but, it's not like this took no skill at all.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Jesus have old woman boobs?

    ElenaK
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had too much time during the quarantine!

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    #60

    I See Your Tree ATM And Raise This Pink Elephant ATM

    I See Your Tree ATM And Raise This Pink Elephant ATM

    theskinsbro Report

    Christian
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we going to talk about it?

    Brîndușa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that this time the ATM will be placed on the rear end of the animal...Butt no, i was wrong.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh yes, pink elephants..."

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barney the Dinosaur's reincarnated form is really awesome since he converted to Hinduism

    #61

    I’ve Been Waiting For This Tuesday All Week. Behold- A Friend Of A Friend’s Tramp Stamp

    I’ve Been Waiting For This Tuesday All Week. Behold- A Friend Of A Friend’s Tramp Stamp

    pinkat31522 Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this is unfortunate

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate is mildly put Samantha. Adams family Karen???

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have guessed a trampstamp, a death metal logo and an inspirational quote would go together so poorly?

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live on the edge, laugh maniacally, love thorns.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like varicose veins

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    #62

    So Creepy

    So Creepy

    beanjuicebrew Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that face thing even part of the whole image??

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... It does look unsettlingly less blurry than the rest.

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    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moisturise me! Moisturise me! Or the absorbador just ate.

    Annamagelic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm about 99% sure this is photoshop. However I think face tattoos usually end up looking super creepy. I've seen people get their child's face tattooed on them, and while I think the sentiment is sweet the execution usually end up horrifying. Better to stick to names, or birthdates or something symbolic.

    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face is so incredibly well done, it looks like photoshop.

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks photoshopped.. look at the straight lines of the redness above the eyes.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, someone got a tat of Nagelum...thats some focused fandom right there.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever did the face, if that is really a tat and not Photoshop, did an amazing job. Too bad the surrounding area is.... well.... not so great.

    Brenda Couvee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really well done, creepy AF, but awesome work

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    #63

    This Reflected Pair Of Jeans I Found On R/Hmmm

    This Reflected Pair Of Jeans I Found On R/Hmmm

    SGII2 Report

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 pockets and I bet they are all fake

    Otter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called "hobble jeans".

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you are larger and reverse them your steps would be even smaller?

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why??? You couldn't walk normally in them.

    Sharon Heim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut them off below the knees and they'll be perfect!

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks super uncomfortable.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, what’s with those shoes?

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    #64

    These Adidas Shoes

    These Adidas Shoes

    Cgi22 Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does the hair go when you walk? Does it just drag behind you? Should you wash it? Does it need conditioner? What if someone steps on it while you're walking?

    #65

    Gucci Upside Down Glasses

    Gucci Upside Down Glasses

    eggeggs Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously made for Australians...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it is Gucci, so you have to pretend it is good or else you are an ignorant redneck and hipsters will laugh at you /s

    McSydney
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, she looks thrilled to be wearing them.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would be ugly upside-down or right-side-up. Also: fuckfashion.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid and they cost a fortune only an idiot with to much money would by this

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the shape makes her look sad

    J.Allan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only a dumb person would wear....nuff said

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    #66

    This See-Through Stormtrooper Armour I Came Across On R/Starwars

    This See-Through Stormtrooper Armour I Came Across On R/Starwars

    IHateOtherRedditors Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder they die so easily.

    Max
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god for underpants.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they found a solution to not being able to see a thing in those helmets ...

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you must defend the empire but still need to show off your pecs.

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, looks like it breathes

    #67

    Tick Truck

    Tick Truck

    Zexceed_9 Report

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the greenery - there's TICKS all over it! *shudder*

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of gawd...call the possum patrol...they eat ticks...JUST DO IT! CALL THEM NOW.

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    #68

    Does This Strike A Chord With Anyone?

    Does This Strike A Chord With Anyone?

    antisymmetrics Report

    Booklover378
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if it was just the piano it would not have been that bad.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not nearly as bad as the Korean toilet house

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hastily points at john juniper* HE DID THIS! IT WAS HIM!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in China. Doesn't anyone search before saying "photoshopped"?

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there fake people added to the image?

    #69

    These Wookie Shoes That My Brother Bought

    These Wookie Shoes That My Brother Bought

    NoahWilsonMagic Report

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are cool. End of discussion. I SAID END OF DISCUSSION!!!!

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant say nuthin bout this...I have wookie crocs, and I luuuuuuuvs them...

    YoyoSthlm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg where did you get them? (seriously)

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    Helwin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... they are awesome ?!

    Batwench
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want….. Need…. Desire.

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made from real Wookie fur. I bet he does the "rrrrAAAWWWRRR!" sound perfectly too!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some peoples taste is all in their mouths!

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    #70

    You’ve Heard Of Jorts Now Get Ready For The Jong

    You’ve Heard Of Jorts Now Get Ready For The Jong

    anustickl Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think Daisy would wear those.

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Daisy would wear them, but the producers wouldn't let her! She'd get Cletus to give her his police cruiser wearing those!

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    J.Allan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm.. a bit rough on the crotch ..ouch

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not really a thong so I think “janties” is more appropriate

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back is too wide for a jong. It's a bijeani!

    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! and Damn if there's a real zipper in there!

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously a button fly. One button under the main button.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will be popular in Alabama, I'm sure.

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    #71

    Imagine Getting Into A Fight With Someone And They Pull Out This Nightmare

    Imagine Getting Into A Fight With Someone And They Pull Out This Nightmare

    Ichorice_Malign Report

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surrender, run in the opposite direction as fast as you can

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dentist weapon; imagine how a proctologist one looks like!

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like dental epoxy... it'd survive what, maybe 2 punches before shattering and being embedding in your own knuckles?

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would either break, or damage the knuckles of the person wearing it as soon as they punched with it.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, there is no need to actually punch with them. It is effective without contact.

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    Memere
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone at the denture lab had a bit of extra time on their hands!

    BastWren
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they could stab you and bite you all in one motion (if this actually worked, that is).

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    #72

    This Chair Sculpted From Wood

    This Chair Sculpted From Wood

    pengouin85 Report

    Lauren MULLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Kim beautiful morning am I right?!?

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *itititcitchbmsr* Ahem. You ma’am, win the internet.

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    Brian Bennett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO -this is just wrong in so many ways!

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is with the butts ? why big stuck out butts ?

    Lizzie Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been hard twerk making that!

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, wanna come sit your ass on my ass???"

    J.Allan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just wrong and ugly

    Lucky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you say it is more sexist or more racist?

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    "Sculpted from wood"... At least it's not sculpted from... feces? It's weird, and turns a woman into literal furniture, so I'm not cool with it, but... I guess this is hard work and therefore should have some appreciation ... of some kind... maybe...??

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    #73

    Seen In Hudson, Florida

    Seen In Hudson, Florida

    PWPhotography Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I have horrible tatse but it's kinda cool

    #74

    This Is The Future Liberals Want (According To My Uncle)

    This Is The Future Liberals Want (According To My Uncle)

    GiantEnemaCrab Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im all for love and let love, and try not to judge folks but...But aftwr the deed is done, this dude is dead...someone should warn the poor guy.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your uncle is nuts , this liberal just wants a fair wage for a weeks work , trickle down does not work

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your uncle is strange to say the least

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah republicans are pretty weird but i can get behind th- *yoinked to prevent crappy joke*

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, thank you for that image! It could be - no wonder it was over between him and Deanna! 😁

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking the word "bed bug" to another level....

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Deviantart has joined the server* *Newgrounds has entered the server* *FurAffinity has joined the server* Prepare for "𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖒 𝕲𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖊".

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Is The Future Republicans Are Creating.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, with Republicans, we'll destroy ourselves before we can go to space and eat thicc alien ass. Sad times.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... space Jesus got a haircut and wants to screw an insect-headed Orion girl? Is she wearing an Orion halloween mask, or is that supposed to be a sexy green lady with a bug head? Insects have exoskeletons, but the body looks like it has an endoskeleton. These two cannot work together. Then again, the breasts look gravity defying, so maybe that's some kind of weird flexible exoskeleton. She probably feels like a mannequin.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can work together if you embrace Catch 34.

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP's uncle should stop watching Fox and QAnon

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow an insect that breast feeds how are the kids gonna suckle off mamma.

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    #75

    It Looks Like So Much Effort Was Put In For Something That Doesn't Look Great

    It Looks Like So Much Effort Was Put In For Something That Doesn't Look Great

    Goivacon Report

    Orion Countryman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had a different color scheme instead of unicorn-sh%t-blue, I would love it. It;s a decent looking Datsun 280ZX.

    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty close to original option, truly.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get in. We're going to Blockbuster.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the owner was disappointed too when it was finished.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh it’s so-so, quite creative though

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    #76

    Technically Very Sound Tattoo, But...

    Technically Very Sound Tattoo, But...

    graypupon Report

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what? Not my style but I don't see anything wrong with it. Actually looks pretty good.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the title matches up with your comment: not my style.

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    King Walt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's cool ... The barb wire is a bit much but the smurf is awesome

    Sasy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very well done...Smurftastic even

    Getthepopcornout
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the top of his hat resemble something else.... just me? Damn it.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's no accounting for taste"... a perfect companion for "attraction is subjective".

    #77

    Would Have Given The Creeps During Late Night Fridge Excursions

    Would Have Given The Creeps During Late Night Fridge Excursions

    corrodedremains Report

    #78

    This

    This

    ugurtoastking Report

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can come up with hundreds of ways this person will get hurt due to that...whatever it is.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My philosophy teacher would be proud. Nothing is what you think /learn that is. Forget all the pre concepts. Create your own reality.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that guy look familiar…….

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is so sad- he actually thinks people are staring at him and his bike in a good way. Sorry, hon, that will just not happen.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is... is that guy... dry-humping a motorcycle? Are its genitals on the underside?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crankcase or gearbox? I guess it depends on what you're into.

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    zims
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even street legal?

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    #79

    Another Instagram Find...

    Another Instagram Find...

    splurgeoverthem Report

    Lauren MULLER
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you tell a hairdresser "SuPrIzE Me"

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the hairdresser has a score to settle with you.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very well executed, I'll give it that.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Excuse me, mate...' 'Yes?' 'Just wanted to tell you you're a jerk'.

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these things look like the people with them have fake chia-hair? I mean... is that makeup on there, too?

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay good money to look like a tw@

    Celesta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Is Wrong With His IRIS?!

    Elizabeth Kemp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good looking fella...at least it is not a tattoo

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beard looks glued on... like crepe hair and spirit gum level stuff

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    #80

    This Dude With A Cigg Outfit

    This Dude With A Cigg Outfit

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    #81

    This Was On The Wall At A Coffee Shop

    This Was On The Wall At A Coffee Shop

    saulswed Report

    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like witnessing childbirth while sipping some good expresso

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am offended!!! how dare they put something like this in a coffee shop??? I mean really? Look at it? NO one and I mean NO one's butt is this perfect when they are 9 months pregnant. geeze. lol had you going there for a minute didn't I? :) Happy Monday Pandas!!

    Who - me?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it isn't in color?

    Lori Meed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is an incredibly well done depiction. Excellent artist. Perhaps only for the family?

    King Walt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wonder of life ... but as a picture in a coffee shop - Hell no!

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the baby seems to be coming out the wrong hole.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean…. yes but also no-

    TrickQuestion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must show you where section "C" is...

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    #82

    My Friend Found This In The Park And Set It In Resin. This Is The Result

    My Friend Found This In The Park And Set It In Resin. This Is The Result

    stuffedolivehead Report

    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dead bird isn't the real problem. The shape of the resin is making me wonder what random object or grocery package was used as a mould.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why.? Just why ? Flowers in resin is not a thing anymore ?

    Hugh Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your 'friend' needs to be watched by the authorities . . .

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually saw this really cool looking hummingbird a while back that would be cool in resin. But this birds doesn’t look that good… ( also, poor birds)

    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've let it decomposed more and bleach the bones in hydrogen peroxide for a couple days tho

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no just no

    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are expensive to buy. They don't go cheap anymore...

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo nice 👍 it’s also good to put them in shadowboxes

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    #83

    You Thought Trumps Golden Toilet Was Gaudy? Behold!

    You Thought Trumps Golden Toilet Was Gaudy? Behold!

    TheSnakeTickler Report

    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but what are the other two seashells for?

    Lotus Flower
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice Demolition Man reference. There is an answer btw.

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    Jace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is ALSO gaudy.

    Michelle Brandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The red streak on the floor...ummm....

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