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Innes M.
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Innes M.
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Innes is a writer at Bored Panda. His work combines his passion for the weird and wonderful with helping others on their mission to learn. Outside of work, he loves exploring all kinds of music and will often listen to a new album every day.
Innes M. • upvoted 40 items 3 years ago
Bar Jokes
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff." The barman replies "sure thing, Dave... no hassle."
Bad-Life-Hacks-Actually-Work
Using leftover bags from grocery stores or whatnot for trash bags. Idk why, but whenever I tell people this, I get a funny look. It works well.
Bar Jokes
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”
Bar Jokes
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.
Celebrity-Encounters-From-People-Who-Didnt-Realize-They-Were-Famous
One of my best friends doppelganger is Ethan Hawke. Like it's scary how much he resembles him, to the point that during those stupid facebook challenges he just changed his profile picture to him and nobody realized it. Also his favorite story was one time at San Diego Comic Con he actually confused Rosario Dawson at a hotel bar. Anyway one night I'm walking home from work in NYC, and I see who I thought was my friend, John just walking on a kind of secluded part of of 9th ave around Hells Kitchen, and I yell "JOHN!" He doesn't turn around. So I decide to yell it again, and instead of responding his pace quickens. I decide the best thing to do is to run at him which seemed to terrify him as keep in mind it's late and there are very few people around. Anyway I catch up to him and say "Oh, you're not John" and then walk away from what was a very frightened Ethan Hawke.
Celebrity-Encounters-From-People-Who-Didnt-Realize-They-Were-Famous
My mom is a big sports fan. One time she was shopping at and saw a really large, fit looking man who she didn't immediately recognize but seemed familiar. She thought it must of been a professional football player or something, so she went up to the only other person in the shop, who was this smaller wierd-looking guy, and asked him if he knew who the athletic looking man was. The short guy looked at my mom and said "That's my bodyguard, I'm Elton John."
People-Share-Loopholes-Exploited
Torvill and Dean’s bolero at the 1984 Winter Olympics lasted 4 minutes and 18 seconds, but Olympic rules state that performances can’t be longer than 4 minutes. However, the timer doesn’t begin until the skates touch the ice, so they did the first 20ish seconds of their performance on their knees.
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Innes M. • submitted 20 new posts 3 years ago
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Parenting, Social Issues
Mom Feels It's 'Inappropriate And Embarrassing' To Talk About Periods To Her Daughter, Asks Her Sister, Gets Livid When She Introduces Tampons To Her
Food
Baker Defends Her $10/Cookie Price After Someone Says It's 'Insane', But Some People Are Not Convinced
Funny, Social Issues
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Funny
Rude Lawyer Kept Parking In This Farmer's Driveway, So He Used His Cow's 'Skills' To Teach Him a Lesson
Relationships, Social Issues
30 Husbands And Wives Share What Bizarre Things They Discovered About Each Other After Marriage
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Innes M. • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago
Bar Jokes
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.Bar Jokes
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff." The barman replies "sure thing, Dave... no hassle."Bar Jokes
An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”
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