30 Parents Share Hilariously Stupid Situations That Devastated Their Toddlers

Dogs are the best kids

I love these lists - they're even funnier when you don't have or want kids

Everyone outside the US agrees with this one

It glorious😔👍🏼

Us wronged kids do not forget.

My ex went through similar experience when I once made him sandwiches for lunch....

Well obviously, give your kids the same amount of bacon!

Go to shower.

😂😂😂😂 I've seen mayhem like this play out at the playground with my kids before. I was one of the onlookers hysterically laughing while making periodic sympathetic eye contact with the parents. I woke the hubby up laughing at this one.

Bless this child, prayers sent 😔🙏😂

When I have my sister's kids in the car, they tell me all the times she's committed some traffic violation. They are such narcs

how dare you bite out of a imaginary sandwich

I bet the math teacher had fun explaining this one to him.

As an adult, I aspire to sleep this soundly

Man...

My 3 y.o kid went to day care for a week with red nails in a spider man custom because he like it that way.

Jeez, that's a BIIIIG thing to overcome!😂

My son was convinced that he gonna turn white soon because I smart ass kind of kid told him so. And show him that the process already started on his hands. Since he thinks my name is mama and I'm 100 years old, I didn't turn white until now. Smart ass Kid answered that it takes time.

That particular rule is straight from the Geneva Convention.

This is a semi-serious question. I remember that as a kid, I ate hotdogs with ketchup. Suddenly one day I was using mustard, and the thought of using ketchup was disgusting. I now wonder how many other people did that?

my brother would kill me

My brother would get mad if someone sat on "his" side of the car...even at the age of 52 years old.

I'm more of a cheese & cheese kind of girl.

So what I'm getting from this is always dress your kids in overalls.

Valid

I still HATE wrinkles in my socks. I remove my shoes, if necessary, just to straighten the sock. Yes, I'm also 30 yrs old.

I, very greedily, ate a container full of crickets my dad was using a bait while fishing. I bit my mom so hard she bled when she tried to remove a cricket head from my mouth. Both of my parents and one of my brothers verified the story. Apparently crickets tasted very good to a 5 month old me 😂😂😂

Accidental 0 made it even funnier (our the lack of the word months, haven't figured that out)

if that doesnt work, tell them shes a small 21 year old

I like the husband

Raking is such a pain, leafblowers are fun for a minute, why not just stop the leaves from falling?

As one of the preschoolers in my daycare would say, "You get and you get, and you don't throw a fish." (You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit.)

I know it's a joke but this reminds me of how emotional abuse works. The abuser won't remember because it's just a normal interaction for them, and/or not important. To the abusee, it's traumatic. (And before I get downvoted: I'm not saying this person is abusive at all, it's just interesting to see how things are remembered differently by different people)

As apposed to what?

This. Don't give them attention

Isn't this how restaurants deal with Karens?

Pants are overrated!

I wonder what the kid wanted it for, that's gonna be a gigantic bra

You monster!

Thanks for ruining the masterpiece

They are not paid enough. And, please, somebody make sure they never run out of mac and cheese. This should never happen!!

May the masses weep and tear out their hair in pain and agony, their tears muddy the streets, flowing down in a river of grief.

As a reformed thumbsucker, I can testify that they are not interchangeable.

Oh god does he also ask for a cheeseburger without cheese in McDonald's as well

Next time throw Clarissa in the trunk.

Then don't eat it. Problem solved

But it is fun, if you're a masochist 😂😂

Serious time out for that one. Beginning of defiance issues if someone isn't careful.

GET ONE BITCH

When I was little, I got SO mad at this!😂

So divorced?

I swear toddlers try to find anyway possible to kill themselves

No, new trauma is just piled on top.

I advice not to, trust me, some plants in the eyes are also not recommended. Lets just say we learned how short sighted I was already back then.

uno reverse card

I found asking the kiddo how THEY think it works and asking why is much more productive than stressing out about answering the question correctly. Half the time my kids just wanted to talk, they didn't really care about the answers I had.

Shudda got one of the grocery workers to put a price tag on his forehead.

That's kinda clever

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What… he still lives with you?

this is embarrassing, but i did this too...

So she was hangry...

Circles!

I feel sad now, for the goldfish.

He said plain, no spicy. Pepper counts as a spice.