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While boomers enjoy their well-deserved (cough, eyeroll, cough) retirement in 200 square meter houses with pools and stuff—after all, they are the ones taking advantage of the current housing market boom—millennials are trying to maintain their office job that’s barely leading anywhere. Definitely not to homeownership, since home values in the US soared by 31.2% in two years, making that already distant dream basically impossible. And when Adidas says impossible is nothing, let me tell you, some things really are.

So let’s get back to that office job that gives you barely enough money for your daily fix of bio avocados (you gotta get those healthy fats!), Sunday hangover food, nice skin moisturizer, and Amazon prime account. If it keeps you awake at night, you are not alone. Corporate Millennial Anxiety is a real thing, and the sooner it's recognized, the sooner we will be able to help our lost souls.

Thankfully, there’s a safe space to talk about hard millennial things, aka work, shifts, overtime, balance, payroll, career (who even invented that word!), job stress-induced weight gain and dark undereye circles. Welcome to the account of the most painfully accurately and brutally funny corporate millennial memes which goes by the same name as the diagnosis of my fellow generation—“Corporate Millennial Anxiety.”

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ThatOneWriter
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4 years ago

And ONLY those companies

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    Kate Tora
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    4 years ago (edited)

    ...and one for playing with our pets.

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    May
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    4 years ago

    The number of times I've done this....

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    And if not everyone does it, the votes will remain 100% anonymous so there is no peer pressure. Great idea.

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    Poultry Geist
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    4 years ago

    My life !

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Given the amount of scam calls these days, I do this as well. I take the view that if it's important then they can leave a voicemail

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    Pius Xulu
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    4 years ago

    Honesty is the best policy.

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    ElenaK
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    4 years ago

    This one strikes a cord. I dream of leaving it all for a simple job and going back to my island, but I still fell that subconcious pressure for achievements and carreer. Like we are worth as much as our job which is soooo wrong! Damn you capitalism!

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    Pius Xulu
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    4 years ago

    Jesus Christ! Glory right there 😂

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago (edited)

    And the evening before the weekend is always the best part, thinking you have two days ahead

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Someone has perfected their "This is all BS" face

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    Carrie Laughs
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    4 years ago

    Worked for an organisation that did field trips for staff. Got to see a few weird things. Dagenham car manufacturers was one! Was actually really interesting,

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    Adam C
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    4 years ago

    And it's not like , If you work faster you get to go home earlier.

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    jUst MEat
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    4 years ago

    Actually, I have 3 terabytes of files like that. No kidding. I am a photography enthusiast and obsessive compulsive collector of images... LOL

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    Rijkærd
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    4 years ago

    I need to learn some programming s**t to make this happen.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    It is not too early.

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    Kristof De Smet
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    4 years ago

    A break, what is this?

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    Bananic
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    4 years ago

    I think its more like the one person presenting/talking everything and the rest. Im the rest.

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Yep, I tried on my work trousers last month, out of curiosity, oh boy....

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago (edited)

    The struggle to walk that fine line, is real.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago

    That looks like fun

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    Susie Elle
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    4 years ago

    Oh and be determined but not so determined that you actually know what you want because that might scare your colleagues (m/f)

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    Pat Bond
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    4 years ago

    Sounds like Burn out, not pleasant.

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    alwaysMispelled
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    4 years ago

    I feel seen

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago

    I haven't stopped working....the pandemic didn't even break their stride...we just worked on through it...no work from home, nothing.

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    Dina Simoné
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    4 years ago

    I can relate so much to that statement

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago

    You people are getting a raise?

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    ThatOneWriter
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    4 years ago

    Okay this is a dream.

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    Pat Bond
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    4 years ago

    Everyone is dispensable but some are more dispensable than others.

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    He is technically, legally right.

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    Kevin Donegan
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    4 years ago

    That's why you need to come up with a "safe" word.

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago

    the above is actually british english for 'you are an idiot and why have you not done this yet?'

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

    That's high!

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    Bananic
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    4 years ago

    *sleeping in a usual position* my body is broken

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    Pa4040
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    4 years ago

    In my company you are expected to sign up for finance/technical courses in order for you to increase your expertise. You sign up, go through mind-melting demagogic storm of corporate slang, understand 10% of what they "taught" you, then end up with 40% more work and additional tasks on top of what you were already struggling with. Catch is, you get nothig extra because the higher paid positions are already taken and there is a queue behind each one. But hey, my company wants me to show personal development desire?

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    Candy Rude
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    4 years ago

    Biggest stress was trying to figure out what music to have. Haha also Napster.

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Be a hero, never book Friday meeting.

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    Vicky Z
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    First pic never happens

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    Rijkærd
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    4 years ago

    Wtf is this atrocity?

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    ZAPanda
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    4 years ago

    every. time.

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    Henry Russell
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    4 years ago

    thats scarier than any haunted house

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago

    This pains me to admit that it's November and still true.

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    best turtle
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    4 years ago

    upvote because of bobs burgers amazing show

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    4 years ago

    Every...single...day.

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    Daniel Marsh
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    4 years ago

    LCSW knows how to do it.

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    4 years ago

    Well s**t...guess I'll die.

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    Rijkærd
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    4 years ago

    As if I didn't proofread it 15x already...

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    juni
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    4 years ago

    What partner?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

    I worked very hard on Monday so I could take it easy for the rest of the week. You should start your weekend rested on Thursday evening.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago

    Me dreaming i s**t Euros so i don't have to work ever again

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    Buzzword Bingo.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago

    I'm just trying to make it through this life!

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    Blackheart
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    4 years ago

    That would be...today!

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    SeidWolf
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    4 years ago

    LOL - living is like the movie Lifeforce (now very dated)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

    Sure, why not?

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago

    I don't get it. Is it some sort of American joke that I am too European to understand?

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago

    If I've already taken my bra off then I am at home for the rest of the night.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    Instead of discussing and thinking and planning your quitting, you could have quitted and found a better job 12 years ago. Now you're too late.

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    June
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    4 years ago

    "I don't like monday mornings. Or people who like monday morning. Or mondays. Or mornings. Or people. "

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    Gerard Neaux
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    4 years ago

    Just don't take it outside the walls of the company if they have card swipes for time tracking

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    prudence richardson
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    4 years ago

    dune?

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    Bananic
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    Victoria
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    4 years ago

    Taking a shower

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    James016
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    4 years ago

    The picture on the right is your second day of work

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    Terry Tobias
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    4 years ago

    Sleepytime!

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago

    If cat: 10/10

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    Aurora Garrison
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    4 years ago

    oh my gosh if I ever end up wearing something like that kill me

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

    It apparently does, but no one ever seen it happen because we're all out by 4.15

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    rspanther
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    4 years ago

    Wow you actually made it to Wednesday?

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    Thomas Turnbull
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    4 years ago

    See you in court

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    Victoria
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    4 years ago

    Oh I'll remember it ...... Narrator: She did not in fact, remember

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago (edited)

    More: When you haven't done one single minute of honest work in your entire life and learn that you ran out of Dom Perignon at 11.00 AM.

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    Bananic
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    4 years ago

    Stressing out from the day before, 10 min of 'can you hear me', 20 min of 'have yoh got vaccines', 10 min of actual call and treating myself for the rest of the day

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

    Thank you for your email. I've read it and filed it under "Insane requests". But keep them coming, I really need the laughs I get out of them.

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    Rijkærd
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    4 years ago

    Shout out to that fella getting his merch out there...

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    ElenaK
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    4 years ago

    Why post it if it is not readable! Come on BP!

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