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CR7_FAN
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(Edited 16th Feb)
Hey all.
Im not online much, but I'm scuttling here and there. Hope yall are well.
Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
The ability to use two magic spells I remember reading about in some story somewhere
1- "Clean and Polish" - you cast it and whatever you cast it on (your house for example) becomes sparkling clean. Like an army of janitors just went through cleaning, scrubbing , and dusting every nook and cranny in the place.
2- "Fix & Repair" - you cast it on something broken and it's fixed good as new. Leaky roof? - fixed like an expert roofer did it, ... Transmission in your car gave out? fixed like a master mechanic worked on it.
and the 3rd power - Total immunity to any and all illnesses, diseases, sicknesses or bodily physical defects (ie I get perfect eyesight, hearing never deteriorates, etc)

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
Control over time. I’d be able to stop time whenever I got overwhelmed with too much going on at once. I’d be able to rewind back and have do-overs. And I’d be able to fast forward through bad things.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
I'd like to be able to take a cubic meter of air, turn the carbon dioxide into carbon and O-2. I'd also throw pollutants out of the solar system.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
I would like to have the power to heal physical wounds and illnesses. That’s it.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
Power 1: I saw a movie? series? (might have been Korean) where the protagonist had the ability to open a door, and on the other side was a different door someplace else.
I think that would be a cool power to have. If I feel like visiting Toronto, then I just open the closet door and I'm stepping out of a fire escape into a walkway near the CN tower. Or if I forget something at work, no big, the toilet door magically connects to my toilet door so I can pop home and grab "whatever".
Power 2: Time manipulation. I'm sure you've all had those moments at work where you really seriously wanted a tea (or coffee, or smoke...) so what could be better than freezing time so you can have a cuppa in peace? Also useful for when you see a situation head south, slow down time so you can get out of there and "wasn't me, I wasn't there, what happened?" when management is raging.
Power 3: Mind reading/suggestion. This could come with potential for misuse, but mostly I'd be using it to judge people's intent and "convincing" undesirables to leave me alone. Would also be useful to tell if somebody is being honest, and if not, what are they hiding?
That's my three.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
The ability to use two magic spells I remember reading about in some story somewhere
1- "Clean and Polish" - you cast it and whatever you cast it on (your house for example) becomes sparkling clean. Like an army of janitors just went through cleaning, scrubbing , and dusting every nook and cranny in the place.
2- "Fix & Repair" - you cast it on something broken and it's fixed good as new. Leaky roof? - fixed like an expert roofer did it, ... Transmission in your car gave out? fixed like a master mechanic worked on it.
and the 3rd power - Total immunity to any and all illnesses, diseases, sicknesses or bodily physical defects (ie I get perfect eyesight, hearing never deteriorates, etc)

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
Super strength. As a woman, I wouldn’t have to be so afraid anymore.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
I'd like to be able to take a cubic meter of air, turn the carbon dioxide into carbon and O-2. I'd also throw pollutants out of the solar system.

Hey Pandas, If You Had Any Power, What Would It Be?
Power 1: I saw a movie? series? (might have been Korean) where the protagonist had the ability to open a door, and on the other side was a different door someplace else.
I think that would be a cool power to have. If I feel like visiting Toronto, then I just open the closet door and I'm stepping out of a fire escape into a walkway near the CN tower. Or if I forget something at work, no big, the toilet door magically connects to my toilet door so I can pop home and grab "whatever".
Power 2: Time manipulation. I'm sure you've all had those moments at work where you really seriously wanted a tea (or coffee, or smoke...) so what could be better than freezing time so you can have a cuppa in peace? Also useful for when you see a situation head south, slow down time so you can get out of there and "wasn't me, I wasn't there, what happened?" when management is raging.
Power 3: Mind reading/suggestion. This could come with potential for misuse, but mostly I'd be using it to judge people's intent and "convincing" undesirables to leave me alone. Would also be useful to tell if somebody is being honest, and if not, what are they hiding?
That's my three.

Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice Everyone Gives That’s Actually Terrible?
Go be a lawyer when u grow u up (🤮)



























































