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Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Share Something Mildly Fascinating (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Something Mildly Fascinating (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

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Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 20 posts 9 months ago

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

In 2021 his wife, Jennifer Vasquez Sura, thought he was 'real bad' enough to file a restraining order against him after he allegedly attacked and punched her. Personally, I'd be delighted if the UK Government started sending violent, women-hating, thugs as far from the girls and women in my family as possible. But that's just me, I suppose. SOURCE: BBC .co.uk/news/articles/c20z63gr8mzo

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

If my doctor was as good at his job as Morgan Freeman is at his, nobody would ever get ill or die in my neighbourhood. Straight up, we'd all be living forever! So if Mr Freeman feels like dressing up as a pirate, then I have no problem with that. In fact, I'm gonna get some nice gold earrings too, for solidarity.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

No, that's exactly what I meant! Brazil famously don't defend. They attack from the goalkeeper forward. Even the subs probably do tricks on the bench! It's a shame about Neymar's antics because he would have been regarded as one of the world's best if he had focused on playing the game fairly. But you know all that anyway, you've had some of the best players of all time.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

I once got incredibly drunk on Vodka Redbulls. I couldn't walk straight, but I was fast.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

You can tell that this entry wasn't written by a Brazilian because it has the word 'defend' in it.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

That said, I liked Da Vinci's book with Tom Hanks in it, chasing around, looking for clues. So credit where it's due. Please don't argue with me, I know my art.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Da Vinci painted a (quite ugly, if you ask me) portrait of Mona Lisa, perhaps even a self-portrait, but he likely had a real face to copy. This guy, Mellan, doodles one continuous line that looks like a person he (probably) never even met, and yet, everyone is like 'Da Vinci' this, Da Vinci that' as if the Mona Lisa is some gorgeous thing with near-magical properties. I feel let down by my educators. How have I only just heard of this Mellan fellow? He created one of the greatest portraits of all time, with one line, and probably in his lunch break because he had 15 minutes to k**l before he went back to being shown how to paint like that talentless oaf, Da Vinci.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Yes. Luckily, someone was there with a camera and they were caught on film. By the way, how come someone was there with a camera? Did they just turn up every day hoping for an escape by helicopter and this particular day, that commitment paid off? So many questions.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

We shall remember them.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

My wife has always said that her mum is a pussycat. Everything makes sense now.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Yeah, possibly. Or maybe they were just tired of the brutality of almost a century of Soviet Communism which was reportedly responsible for the murder of some 50million+ civilians? But yeah, your idea is probably right.

If The World Feels Like A Miserable Place Right Now, These 50 Dog Memes Might Help You Heal

That is one of the most boop-tastic noses I have ever laid eyes on! Boop little man, boop!

If The World Feels Like A Miserable Place Right Now, These 50 Dog Memes Might Help You Heal

It's actually happening! The train companies are listening and they're standardising dogs! Hoorah!

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

kac crq12 nite et# XXX That means, nanite everybody. This is what happens when Crikey gets really super drunk. You will no doubt be relieved that crikey has toddled off to bed and won't bother you again this evening x

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Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

The penguin is safe. Apologies for any concern. What on earth is wrong with me?!!!

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Did I get away with that?

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Things like this, I need to do sober. I realise that. Please don't let this admission stop you from pointing out what a buffoon I am. That's the whole spirit of the post, so in a way, it's poetic?

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

It would be some kind of wonderful utopian society if only 1% were disabled, so either I misunderstood your comment or your source is a bit wonky. There are more than 16 million disabled people in the UK, and together, they make up a whopping 24% of the population. I can't think of a reason to suspect that any other nation would be much different. Source: UK Government

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Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 12 items 9 months ago

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Hey!! But fair enough. We believe the best defense is a great offense. Or if you're Neymar, just fall down.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Did they get captured?

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Hey!! But fair enough. We believe the best defense is a great offense. Or if you're Neymar, just fall down.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Did they get captured?

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

What's with the censoring? Now I don't know if they were injected with a ding, dang or some dung

Dog-Memes-Pupperish

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

Beautiful. It's times like this that I'm glad the internet exists

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

So brave. Proud PNW fact: they train for this out at the mouth of the Columbia River. There are only a few hundred who have this training.

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

You would have thought that he’d have asked for directions by now.

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

The penguin is safe. Apologies for any concern. What on earth is wrong with me?!!!

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Things like this, I need to do sober. I realise that. Please don't let this admission stop you from pointing out what a buffoon I am. That's the whole spirit of the post, so in a way, it's poetic?

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

It's very kind of you to say so. Thank you.

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

The way UKGrandad has handled himself in this thread is commendable. Took the high road every time and clearly offers facts and knowledge, all while being attacked by adults that resort to name calling and insulting. Splendid! (insert Michael Jackson pop corn .gif)

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Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted a new post 8 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Share Something Mildly Fascinating (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted a new post 9 months ago

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted 3 new posts 3 years ago

Hey Pandas! What Is It Like To Grow Up In A Minority Group?

Hey Pandas! Would You Like To Answer My Three Interesting Questions Please?

Hey Pandas! Would You Answer My Three Quite Interesting Questions Please?

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Something Mildly Fascinating (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted a list addition 9 months ago

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Vent Your Problems Here (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Piece Of Classical Music? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Unprofessional Thing You Have Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You Did That You Regret A Lot? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Experienced Anything Paranormal? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Think You Ask Yourself Too Often?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Had A Wish Come True?

Hey Pandas, When You Were A Child, How Did You Imagine Your Adult Self? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Know It Was Time To Get A Divorce? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe Yourself In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Current Cellphone Wallpaper (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Nostalgic Food To You? (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted 6 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best And Worst Movie Adaptation Of A Book You've Ever Seen, And Which Version Was Better?

Hey Introverted Pandas, What's The Biggest Thing You've Done To Avoid A Social Encounter?

Hey Pandas, What Social Stigma does Society Need To Get Over?

Hey Pandas! Would You Like To Answer My Three Interesting Questions Please?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Ask Any Question And Get A True Answer, What Would Your Question Be? (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

He was reportedly really disappointed when he found out. Not because they'd left him out there alone, but because he was on for his first clean sheet of the season.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

That's true. I was sick to my stomach when England players started carrying on as if they'd been shot. We just don't do that sort of thing. Well, we didn't. It seems that we do these days. So sad.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 16 posts 9 months ago

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

I once got incredibly drunk on Vodka Redbulls. I couldn't walk straight, but I was fast.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

You can tell that this entry wasn't written by a Brazilian because it has the word 'defend' in it.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

That said, I liked Da Vinci's book with Tom Hanks in it, chasing around, looking for clues. So credit where it's due. Please don't argue with me, I know my art.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

We shall remember them.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

My wife has always said that her mum is a pussycat. Everything makes sense now.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

If The World Feels Like A Miserable Place Right Now, These 50 Dog Memes Might Help You Heal

That is one of the most boop-tastic noses I have ever laid eyes on! Boop little man, boop!

If The World Feels Like A Miserable Place Right Now, These 50 Dog Memes Might Help You Heal

It's actually happening! The train companies are listening and they're standardising dogs! Hoorah!

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Crack the code:

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

kac crq12 nite et# XXX

Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 20 items 9 months ago

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Hey!! But fair enough. We believe the best defense is a great offense. Or if you're Neymar, just fall down.

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

Did they get captured?

50 Fascinating Posts And Stories For The Curious Among Us

What's with the censoring? Now I don't know if they were injected with a ding, dang or some dung

Dog-Memes-Pupperish

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

So brave. Proud PNW fact: they train for this out at the mouth of the Columbia River. There are only a few hundred who have this training.

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

Beautiful. It's times like this that I'm glad the internet exists

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

You would have thought that he’d have asked for directions by now.

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

Things like this, I need to do sober. I realise that. Please don't let this admission stop you from pointing out what a buffoon I am. That's the whole spirit of the post, so in a way, it's poetic?

Mean Ole Roastin' Time! Post A Pic!

The penguin is safe. Apologies for any concern. What on earth is wrong with me?!!!

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

That doesn't answer my question. If it's OK because the numbers are too low to worry about, what number would constitute a problem? EDIT: I'll take the downvote as your admission that you have no response, because my question has made you realise that your 'low numbers' argument doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

She wanted the issue bringing to public attention, not swept under the carpet.

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

Calling a man a man is not "misgender". Grow a pair of balls

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

This isn't about who has a physical advantage, this is women taking a stand against bio men competing in their spaces.

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

It's very kind of you to say so. Thank you.

After Kneeling Incident, Wagner College Says Transgender Fencer No Longer On Women's Team

Good try, but 'woman' relates to a person's biological séx, not to a person's gender identity.

44 Outrageous Vintage Hairstyles That Required Serious Commitment

Too much limbs will k**l you, if you can't make up your mind. Torn between the lower and the ones you've left behind.

30 Times People Completely Ruined Their Homes With Some Ill-Advised DIY

Glitter - the herpes of crafting.

30 Times People Completely Ruined Their Homes With Some Ill-Advised DIY

Time to get a bird! 🐦

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