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NotMe • commented on 2 posts 11 hours ago

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Even if the shirt didn't have that logo thing, this person is still cringe and probably an idiot

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Ugh, such fragility

NotMe • upvoted an item 19 hours ago

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Cringe

NotMe • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

Disgusting.

30 Weird, Disturbing, And Downright Cursed Shirts People Actually Wear, As Shared By These Twitter Accounts

This is so cringe

NotMe • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

Censors be drunk

NotMe • commented on a post 3 days ago

Flight Attendants Spill 30 Secrets About The Airline Industry That Most Passengers Don't Know

White walkers

NotMe • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

25 Moments When People Were Completely Crushed By Just One Punchline, As Told By This Dedicated "Rare Insults" Twitter Page

... and the joke is play on the term "well done", which can mean 1) steak that has been fully cooked through and 2) doing a good job. OP saying it's "congratulations" is him saying it's more than "well done" in the second sense of the meaning. That was tricky to explain!

50 Of The Funniest And Most Accurate History Memes That People Shared On This Page

I understand your feeling... but this is such a naive, simplistic, europeo-centered and outdated vision of History. There was no "dark age", just Western Europe lagging a bit in science for some time, due to a number of reasons, of which the fall of the Western Roman Empire and the growing power of the Catholic church are only the most famous and easiest to figure out. I invite you to take a closer look at what happened in the rest of the world during this so-called "dark age". You might see that the Arabic Empire, African kingdoms, India, China, Japan, other Far East and Oceanian civilizations, and the great variety of pre-colombian cultures, were all doing just fine.

NotMe • upvoted an item 4 days ago

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NotMe • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

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NotMe • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Times Architects Failed So Badly, They Got Shamed In This Facebook Group (New Pics)

This is from before the blast isn't it? I kinda remember seeing this building pretty damaged.

NotMe • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

Both should be sorry, you killed (and raped) a sh*tload of people Japan -in China-, and you, United States of America, bombed civilians just to prove your might as a nuclear superpower, f*ck you >:O

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30 Of The Most Accurate Memes That Explain History In The Most Entertaining Way Possible (New Pics)

Both should be sorry, you killed (and raped) a sh*tload of people Japan -in China-, and you, United States of America, bombed civilians just to prove your might as a nuclear superpower, f*ck you >:O

Stop Calling These “Phallic-Shaped Architecture.” Save Your Breath. It’s A Buildo

Someone Recently Posted The National Fisheries Development Board Building In Hyderabad, India

“What Career Seems To Attract An Unlikely Amount Of Idiots, Despite Being Intellectually Demanding?” (26 Answers)

Dont get me started with doctors. They are the most entitled and arrogant people that one can meet. Their ego is more important than the wellbeing of the patient. After more than a decade of dealing with them and them ignoring my symptoms (because we all know that women are all hysterical and not sick) my body is so damaged that I can barely walk. They ruined my life. Today I saw that the surgeon that risked my life to preserve my fertility and did not care for my consent is still practising and making a fortune despite my complaints tot he hospital while I am here rotting.

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NotMe • upvoted 6 items 2 weeks ago

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Damn it Dave!

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TIL Scientists at the Parkes radio telescope in Australia spent 17 years trying to identify powerful but extremely short radio bursts that would appear at seemingly random intervals. In 2015 they finally identified the cause: a microwave oven at the facility being opened prematurely

40 New ‘Today I Learned’ Facts That Prove It’s Never Too Late To Learn Something New

Damn it Dave!

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TIL about Secessio Plebis which was a form of revolt first introduced in ancient Rome. When the ruling class of Rome would become too corrupt or unjust to the commoners, the commoners would band together, evacuate the entire city and leave the elites to fend for themselves

40 Pet Owners Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They Had To Bring Their Pet To The Vet

The vet also runs the local "cat fight club" in his basement.

40 Pet Owners Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They Had To Bring Their Pet To The Vet

I can 100% vouch for this. I had a cat for years that was queen of the condos. She would prowl around and take all comers--dogs, raccoons--she was a beast. But, she got old and when she lost her first fight, she became lethargic. Checked for wounds and found nothing. Vet said she was depressed which totally matched her behavior.

40 Pet Owners Share The Most Ridiculous Reason They Had To Bring Their Pet To The Vet

You need a new vet, seriously, you need a much better vet.

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NotMe • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

Funny story: The first dog I ever had I was told was a female by the vet, only to be told (by the same vet) like half a year later that it was actually a male. The thing is, he was fluffy, and the vet didn't bother to check. Just saw him pee like a female (he didn't lift his leg like usual males do) so he assumed it was a female. Until of course, he went for grooming and it was pretty clear then 😀 I had no reason to doubt a vet at the time, tbh. Anyway, we don't know the full story here, so maybe we can give it the benefit of the doubt.

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NotMe • upvoted 4 items 3 weeks ago

Ridiculous-Vet-Bills

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Weirdest Childhood Secret? (Closed)

It felt so right

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NotMe • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't it be similar to how artists open commissions? They make a post on their Tumblr or Twitter or whatever they're using, specifying what they're willing to draw and how much it costs. I imagine it would be something similar. I remember seeing fanfic commission posts on Tumblr, though I don't really know how they determine their fees. Maybe it'd work if you post an image too, to illustrate what you can write about (in this case a furry I suppose). Definitely check Tumblr to see if you can find any inspiration there. Good luck with that!

People On This Twitter Thread Share Surprisingly Genius Life Hacks That Actually Work, And Here're 30 Of The Best

How many flights do you take a month?? I can't go a month without deleting stuff

Woman Shows What The "Game Of Thrones" Characters Would Look Like According To Book Descriptions Using AI (30 Pics)

You're right, this is about the books, I didn't stop to think before replying. Sorry about that.

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NotMe • submitted a list addition 3 weeks ago

Man Gets Roasted By A TikToker After He Made A Thread Saying Women Shouldn’t Ride Horses Because It’s A Sexually Arousing Activity

That's gotta be a joke account, right??

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