ADVERTISEMENT

In the wise words of Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge of Blink-182 fame: “work sucks, I know.” And while it doesn’t have to be, it seems that the majority of jobs do actually suck to a varying degree, so we’re all in this together.

As such, you gotta appreciate all the online groups and subsequent memes that come out of this anti-work movement. Even the all-encompassing job communities foster that anti-work meme culture. And we’re all better off with the spot-on catharsis.

#1

Finally Someone Who Gets It!

Finally Someone Who Gets It!

Green____cat , scraptown79 Report

Donna Peluda
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we should put politicians on minimum wage and same benefits as a burger flipper. Se how fast the min wager goes up

Jason K
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately there has to be a hierarchy. People are motivated by money. It seems great that a burger flipper might rise up to make the wage that a union worker does, but there will be less union workers in 10-20 years because kids can make the same money, have less responsibility, need less training and education, etc. California is a good test subject on a lot of this. They're going to be going downhill and the rest of us will be watching

Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hierarchies are the cause of most of our problems. It's why bosses think they can treat their workers like dirt, it's why jobs disappear to developing countries where brown people can be treated worse and paid less so westerners can buy cheap stuff they don't even need. It's why rich people get away with massive corruption while our TV shows are always portraying the poor as the bad guys so we'll look down on them instead of realising all our problems are caused by the parasitic class. And no, I'm not jealous of the rich, they disgust me. You may as well claim I only dislike sex offenders because I'm jealous of them.

Load More Replies...
Binny Tutera
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Financial security is a win for everyone.

Alecto76
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the usual suspects in the US start railing on socialism and spouting maga nonsense, I like to ask how many of them are in labor unions.

Wilma Flintstone
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hopefully your student loans are paid off. If I went into debt to receive the education to be able to earn that higher wage, I'd certainly be upset with a fast food worker earning the same.

Musicon HaidaGwaii
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I studied hard and got a scholarship. Should I be bitter towards you because you took up government resources?

Load More Replies...
Mike m
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You would complain when everything gets more expensive though.

Carl Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Offering "burger flippers" a living wage sounds like a lofty goal. The problems is that everyone ignores the wide ranging effects. I'm in California. 2 fast food places where I live, that had been open for over 50 years, closed in the last week. Every McDonalds in multiple counties have eliminated the cashier position (everyone must now use the self serve kiosk). Prices have skyrocketed in the last 2 weeks across the board. Is it really a living wage, if it results in countless job losses and dramatic price increases?

Kylie
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow other countries manage to pay a living wage and still make profits.

Load More Replies...
View more comments
RELATED:
    #2

    Red Flag Phrases In Job Posts

    Red Flag Phrases In Job Posts

    AlienSayingHi Report

    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fast paced environment"="we have no planning skills, so everything is always an emergency". To say that employees must "work well under pressure"= "we make unrealisitc promises to clients and keep moving the goalposts so we keep demanding that everything has to be done by yesterday".

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Something every boss should have to have engrained into their skull before they manage a team of staff.

    BoredPamda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fast paced environment" is code for "chronically understaffed."

    Bill Hankel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fake urgency" is a perfect way to put it! Seems like every order we get is "hot" and needs to be expedited ... relax, we're not paramedics here, we're building products out of steel that aren't saving anyone's life.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyday life in the company is just one emergency after another then (upper) management sucks and needs to to a better job.

    Abe Ja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only burning people out, literally burning our planet

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this. I about died from stress on my last job. Everything was urgent. Always rushing. Always some new fire to put out. I worked in an office doing data science!

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share holders should never be the priority

    View more comments
    #3

    Your Salary Won't Be Very Good Starting Out

    Your Salary Won't Be Very Good Starting Out

    kkkan2020 Report

    Reddit is home to a slew of niche groups, but all-encompassing categories are there as well, uniting all of the other, smaller communities as a bonus.

    One such giant is r/jobs, Reddit’s community for career advice and other job-related content. As of this article, it’s home to 1.5 million members and is ranked the top 1% by size.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #4

    The Answer To "Get A Better Job"

    The Answer To "Get A Better Job"

    Green____cat , suchnerve Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's absolutely infuriating that actual members of government (in the UK at least) spout this utter nonsense. Saying that some jobs shouldn't earn a living wage is ridiculous. Capitalism says that cleaners don't deserve to live so we'll just go along with that, because we obviously don't need things to be cleaned.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the same UK idiots also say things like homelessness is a choice, or should be criminalized.. Can’t wait to see the Tories get their butt kicked in the next elections! 😉

    Load More Replies...
    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be higher. Its so illogical. If everyone got a better job, no one would work that bad job.

    Angrykitten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone is working full time hours they should be able to afford to house, feed and meet all the other basic needs of living with room for some enjoyment as well!

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the government subsidizes the business by paying it's employees welfare.

    Dee Jahant
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Service jobs were never meant to be the job you supported your whole family on. During the day, the people who worked there did so 5 days a week and would leave when the high school kids came to work. It was all high schoolers during the evenings and every weekend. This was great for us to start in the workforce, learn teamwork and have some extra money. Now it seems you rarely see high school kids working in the evening / weekends. Those jobs have been taken by adults. The food service industry cannot sustain the pricing needed to keep the businesses open because young families or lower and now even middle income people can now not afford to go. That along with inflation means a lot of these will go out of business.

    GPawesomeness
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Hmmm, if you have no job experience, it is usually very normal to start with a low paying job that doesn't require a lot of skills, to show on your resume for the next one that you will show up, on time, etc. Building power lines (see earlier post) and flipping burgers are on such different ends of the skill spectrum, it doesn't equate.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Pffftt. Nice hyperbole. You know darm well it means - your current job requires no special skills. We could grab any random person off the street and they could do it. It's a job "market". If you want a better job, you need to bring more to the table.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffft. Nice deflection. You know darm well it means - expecting to earn a living wage for *any* job should not require "bringing more to the table" than whatever skills/abilities are required to successfully perform the responsibilities of the role. It's the very basis of what the minimum wage was meant to be before the greedy rich purchased our government for themselves outright.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #5

    20 Years Of Failing In Richest Country On Earth

    20 Years Of Failing In Richest Country On Earth

    Common_Thinker Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets not forget that servers wages have not gone up one cent in 20 years.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And let's not forget that the billionaire class has gotten into the housing market. Remember covid? Every news org was saying housing would collapse? Guess what? housing was scooped up and jacked up. Worse poor rural communities who aren't in destination locations are unable to sell homes. It's a fawked up system, thanks to speculative money pouring into the market beginning after the internet-as-investment fail back in around 2000.

    Load More Replies...
    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I bought my house/property 30+ years ago. Sure couldn't do it now.

    Stuart Kane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Constantly trying to get my parents to understand that the three bedroom house they bought in their 20s with one job between them is worth astronomically more then the two bedroom flat I own that I can just about afford on a salary of nearly £50k.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My apartment was in the 800$ when I first moved out of the "nest". It's now $1285 now. like after 10 years. I still have the same job with not much a pay raise. If you're going to inflate, inflate our salaries too!

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wealth of countries is usually calculated by diving the GDP by the population. As such, it says nothing about government wealth or average, personal wealth of the majority of individuals. Could all be in the hands of a few corporations and individuals.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're trying to dispel the myth that lawyers get paid very well??? I need some proof of that, please.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost like we have more people than homes, huh? Wonder where all these extra adults are coming from....

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a 47yo lawyer that can't afford $3600 per month, how good of a lawyer are you?

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To rent a $3600/mo place, you need to prove income 3x that, or $10,800/mo.

    Load More Replies...
    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must not be a very good lawyer.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #6

    This Is Awesome

    This Is Awesome

    TheRoyalDon Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try that in USA and i guarantee the headline would be " Bus drivers sued for unauthorised use of company equipment while on strike"

    TheRealRobertWhite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it amazing how clearly, obviously borked our society is? And yet, we must resist change! Because!... that would be the terrorists winning?

    Load More Replies...
    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a great way for the recent uk trains strikes to have operated. But no.

    kate anderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan, has a different solution to problems and boy do they work... pure perfection

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kind of striking!! That's what really hurts those companies and makes them take notice!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That´s how it should be here in Germany! Well, not that it would matter much since most of us have monthly bus passes anyway...

    Stuart Kane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they tried this in the UK they could get arrested because it is an actual crime.

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be on top. The work ethics of these drivers surpasses the greed of the company bosses!

    BisexualBat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you hate work so much, that you work for free.

    View more comments

    Incidentally, r/antiwork is an even greater community of people, ranking as the same 1%, but having 2.8 million members.

    And you’d be surprised how massive the movement has become over the years. Outside the internet, that is. And it’s more than just (or as much) going against the system of having to work a third of your life—it’s also a philosophy and a push towards a better work life.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #7

    Sounds Ridiculous When You Change The Context

    Sounds Ridiculous When You Change The Context

    Deathrider66 , sarahclazarus Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher up the list!

    MezzoPiano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, if it's the plant's time to go, it's the plant's time to go.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the context here? Vegans are also murderers?

    LittleTeapot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that how she meant it. I think she meant if your houseplant dies, you didn’t kill it, it just wasn’t tough enough…like under-supported employees whose employers burn them out. Wonderfully poignant and darkly hilarious from that perspective!!

    Load More Replies...
    #8

    We Became A Robotic Society

    We Became A Robotic Society

    Common_Thinker Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think of all the färt heads who will scream "Communism!" upon reading this.

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? Debs was a SOCIALIST and proud of it.

    Load More Replies...
    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark, Elon, Jeff, this is for you.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, yanks have become how Steinbeck described them: "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" that ignorantly believe working hard will solve everything. Because that lie keeps them from revolution and guillotines that are actually needed.

    BisexualBat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism will say that people getting the fruits of your labor instead of giving all of it to somebody who did nothing is "EVIL COMMUNISM"

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a few mil in the bank pays better than manual labor. That's a problem.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit oversimplified. The man who "sit's there doing nothing" is usually the one who has invested a massive amount of his money into the business in order to get it rolling in the first place. They're the person who initially takes all the risks financially to get it in place. I daresay too, that most truly rich business men (and women) are actually a lot busier than people realise. People see pictures of them schmoozing at a dinner party or getting into a luxury car and assume it's all fun. But the reality for many is that they do in fact spend a lot of time working. You just don't see it, because it's behind closed doors. I'm sure I'll get downvoted because people will assume I looooove rich people, the truth is I'm a realist. Without the wealthy we don't have iphones, teslas, PCs, MS Windows, etc. Yeah some (maybe even many) of them are a******s, but they do work. The few that don't are the trust fund/inherited wealth type.

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show this to Bill Gates, Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg. I am sure they say on their asses all of their lives and became wealthy.

    View more comments
    #9

    He Was A Mailman

    He Was A Mailman

    Green____cat , missmayn Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... at the time just one regular job was enough. Damn...

    M Maloney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one was paying for cell phones, tablet computers, $1000 game stations, Cable TV, cars had no computers or GPS, typical suburban home was less than 1500 SQ. Ft. with one bathroom. Expectations have increased remarkably. Apples and oranges.

    Load More Replies...
    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kind of stories that older people who don’t understand how much things have changed need to hear!

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some how they can look at the worst parts back then with rose tinted glasses but when it's wages and cost of living you'd think they spent their working life building monuments and being whipped by Pharaohs for no pay.

    Load More Replies...
    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company made record profits during covid. Best in their 150 year history our raises did not even meet cost of living... The rich get richer

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Postal Service does good by their employees. It's a solid gig. Full benefits. And they are doing an ESSENTIAL service. When I say ESSENTIAL, I mean it. The USPS is one of the most important institutions we have.

    TheRealRobertWhite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I meet a USPS worker, I ask them how they feel about junk mail. They always say that it pays for the rest of the mail, and the system wouldn't work without it. We literally have an essential civil service that is ad-supported. Wow.

    Load More Replies...
    Black Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boomers had the best economy ever. I don't see it ever returning. It's why it angers me to hear yhem complaining young people just want everything. No, they just want a salary they can live off and a safe affordable roof over their heads. You know stuff the boomers could take for granted.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Predatory capitalist economy. If you're not working you're not fueling the machine.

    TheRealRobertWhite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're running out of surplus value to extract, and the contradictions are piling up.

    Load More Replies...
    gilded panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you need to be Richie rich to do half of that

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that old Hitchcock classic "Shadow of A Doubt"? He had a very nice home in a beautiful neighborhood in Santa Rosa. You can't touch it today. He was a bank clerk. A bank clerk would be hard pressed to find a studio in Santa Rosa, CA

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bank clerk would be hard pressed to find a broom closet he/she could afford in many cities.

    Load More Replies...
    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an extremely brief period of time when, under very specific circumstances that are unlikely to be repeated, a single earner could buy a home, two cars, put their kids through college and retire before they died. That is next to impossible now, thereby proving that things do not always get better.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is the source of the frustration with 'boomers'. They were born into a world that gave their generation (particularly white American male boomers) unprecedented opportunities of economic upward mobility, strong wages, many opportunities of career advancement, affordable houses, dirt cheap education, that just aren't available now. And yet when younger people try to point these things out to them most only focus on the hardships that still existed and won't acknowledge the privileges they had.

    Load More Replies...
    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good jobs still exist but instead of competing with 80m American adults your now competing against 250m Americans and everyone else who will come here and work for less.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT

    The concept rejects the idea of hustle culture and working ourselves to the bone. That only brings about burnout and physical as well as mental illness. Heck, it’s not even against capitalism, but rather that particular breed of workplace that considers its employees as assets and not humans. Its goal is a world where folks don’t have to sell their labor (and their souls) to survive.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #10

    Those Meetings Are So Important

    Those Meetings Are So Important

    Deathrider66 , InternetHippo Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism rewards capital. People need to stop saying it rewards hard work.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By definition capitalism does indeed reward hard work. As long as it's somebody else's hard work...

    Load More Replies...
    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stock traders and brokers and all those Wall Street people. WTF do they actually do? They move numbers around in a computer. They do absolutely nothing to MAKE ANYTHING that is REAL. I may be a bit biased because I had a front row seat for ENRON in 2001 and the housing collapse in 2008, but these people are making six figures a year for doing next to NOTHING.

    Timothy Patel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is not a capitalist economy. People keep repeating this. Governments do not bail out corporations in a capitalist society. The whole concept of capitalism is you thrive or die based on the free market, not a government bailing you out like the auto industry and the financial market. What America has is a Corporatocracy. Sorry, I know it sounds much less glamorous and unfair than capitalism, but this is the economic model you are living under.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come now, people making the big bucks NEED everyone to make poverty wages...it increases the buying power of their millions that much more!

    Patrycja Wilk
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally sitting on a zoom call while reading that xd

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I kind of feel attacked. Not that I'm highly compensated though. :)

    Load More Replies...
    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, like the work from home people?

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking about my skills and I would be useless during a crisis such as war, illness, etc.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding! I could email people about it. But other than that I'm useless. ;)

    Load More Replies...
    Mental Liberals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay for Performance! Stop wasting $$ on liberal colleges! Trade school!

    View more comments
    #11

    Don't Be A Sucker

    Don't Be A Sucker

    Deathrider66 , Dixie3Flatline Report

    B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company made record profits during covid. Best in their 150 year history our raises did not even meet cost of living... The rich get richer

    #12

    That's Just Not Ok

    That's Just Not Ok

    Green____cat , jordan_stratton Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're boss is that fragile, time to start looking.

    BoredBranzino
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much ALLLllll of them are that fragile. PTO gets denied more than it gets used.

    Load More Replies...
    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan it's almost a shame to use all your vacation days...

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 person crew in Superintendent's office at school. I was trying to figure out how to get more than the week I had left to go to NC and see the kids. Woman who keeps track of PTO said " You have 4 personal days you can take...you NEVER have taken them." I have been conditioned to not take sick days or other PTO before this job. Amazing someone from HR urged me to take benefits coming to me.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the boss gave us the right to vacation days. Unions did.

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be America. I honestly don't know why "y'all" put up with this s**t!

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding... I'm sorry if you can't afford to have any redundancy in your organization.

    View more comments

    Bertrand Russell actually wrote quite a bit about not working. In his essay In Praise of Idleness, he points out three key aspects:

    First is the idea that you get better with work. As in, the more you do it, the better you become. That is, however, not really the case as, at extreme levels, pretty much everything is destructive, and work is no exception.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #13

    Perfect Picture For This Statement

    Perfect Picture For This Statement

    Deathrider66 , Adam_Karpiak Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. This is SO frustrating, especially if you had to go a long distance for the interview.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My job hired a marketing influencer (whatever that is) with no experience in our field to be a trainer, a job that I was already doing every time they brought on a new rep.

    TheRealRobertWhite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just got the notice that the VA job I applied for almost 60 days ago was given to someone else (almost certainly their internal candidate they were going to promote anyway). It took them that long to even make the obvious play.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least we got free work out of you

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who was part of the hiring process in a previous job, I would NOT want to do that series of interviews either. Ugh such a waste of time.

    BoredBranzino
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....or the boss' relative or bff/club dude

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applied for a company once & the decided on the internal candidate; that's cool I get it. A few days later they called me & said the person backed out and they'd like to hire me. I said great I'll accept. They told me they had paperwork to do & they'd update me in a couple of days. I called every other day but they were still working on it; that went on for 2 weeks (just for the record it was a well known nationwide company, so it wasn't a scam thing). So I applied & got a job elsewhere. I called and left a voice mail apologizing & said I accepted an appointment with a different company. I didn't hear anything back so I'm like OK they

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry it cut me off. So I thought that's a done deal. About 3 days later they callede saying I could start the next day; I said I left y'all a message that I'd found other employment. They acted all shocked & upset. WTF

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #14

    A Dumb Take And A Smart Comeback

    A Dumb Take And A Smart Comeback

    Green____cat Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I want a society where people don't have to worry about food and shelter no matter what job they do or don't work, how about that twitter person with the unfortunately censored name, huh?

    TheRealRobertWhite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who not only hold these opinions, but also voice them, should be shunned into oblivion.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I hold that opinion. I believe we should have low paid, beginner jobs that are essentially for school kids. The ice cream job (for example) should be for a 15 year old on the weekends to earn pocket money. The paper boy job is another example. The problem I see is that adults shouldn't *need* to get those jobs. But our economies are failing if we can't provide living wage jobs to adults and we're forcing them to take the sort of jobs our teens used to do for pocket money.

    Load More Replies...
    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think basic necessities SHOULD be a right for anyone willing to contribute ANY skill to those providing. If you want to go beyond that and be wealthy and powerful...give it a shot...but you shouldn't have to participate in the greed and accumulation if that's not who you are.

    Herkfixer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of these people can answer the follow up question of "WHY would you want a society that can't live off the wages of these exploitative jobs".

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a hold over to when VERY long ago only teenagers were working fast food after school or summer jobs for spending money. Now it's fully grown a*s adults just trying to get by due to the lack of real jobs (as in good paying with benefits jobs that don't require a master's degree or 20 yrs experience) being available

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my thoughts too. There should be room for both types of jobs to exist and adults shouldn't need to take the "kid jobs". Having low paying (kids) jobs isn't the fail, having a society where adults are being forced to take them is the fail.

    Load More Replies...
    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at DQ! All of my coworkers are above 21 and probably using it for their basic needs, I am under 18 so I am not using the money for important stuff yet but I will probably use it for collage.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then pay $20/hr to DQ workers. We're having that experiment in CA now...

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First poster is entitled to her opinion, and so am I when I say she should be barred from getting ice cream at DQ until her moronic brain unfreezes itself and picks up some common sense. SMH!!!

    Lee Henderson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think that modt of the line staff are teens or still in school. Older people are retired and earning extra money.

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the logic here is that the only people working those jobs should be those that are being supported by someone else? So someone else is supposed to subsidize me being able to access cheaper food? And we’re all supposed to hold the conceit that capitalism isn’t exploitative?

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who want to be able to afford an apartment/house should get a skill/training. People with no skills have to be trained on the job (takes company time & money), and the training is usually limited, because people who learn quickly usually get skills for higher paying jobs.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #15

    Even Recruiters And Career Coaches Say This Job Market Is Not Normal

    Even Recruiters And Career Coaches Say This Job Market Is Not Normal

    Concept-Genesis Report

    Monoxide
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was ghosted by a company that was trying to headhunt me from my current role. Called, offered me a massive pay increase, I did 2 phone interviews, then... nothing. Not one single person out of 4 I was in communication with would return calls or emails. Im not mad about not getting the position (honestly, I wasnt super into it based on one of the bosses being a guy I used to work with), but you came TO ME... Then ghosted. I was annoyed and confused.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it normal to have gotten every job I've had for the past 35 years through networking and not having to deal with any of this?

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in a country with c**p employment law

    Mike m
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also not normal for the same 10-12 corporations to constantly be in the news about their hiring and firing when they make up way less than 1% of the workforce

    According to Russell, the idea of working hard goes back to the Protestant idea that good works will save your soul. Great on paper, sure, but working yourself to death while you’re considered God’s creation and should treat your body as a temple is counter-productive. Such an extreme puts jobs that demand hard work into slavery territory, and the modern world has no place for it.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #16

    Welcome To The Team

    Welcome To The Team

    Deathrider66 Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they actually mean "waterboarding," but don't use that term for obvious reasons.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked in kitchens, random minimum wage jobs, complex IT jobs, various engineering firms, and billion dollar companies. I have never once been onboarded and trained before being thrown off the deep end and it infuriates me every time

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time im at a new site they always tell me they'll train me but still no training 2 months after so i think I'm doing good?

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear, on boarding? We meant water boarding

    Performingyak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are various aspects of my job I don't know. I've told people I don't know xyz and can I be put on training for them. "Yes, yes, sure, yes". It has been months now. I was put into a desk job role temporarily and they needed someone to fill in over chrissy/new year. I was given 6 shifts which were atypical due to not a lot going on and then had to take over by myself even though my computer access was not what I needed. I am not the only person they have done this to, and they wonder why nobody wamts to permanently take on the role.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called it "thrown in the lion's den" this also works too.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hit the ground running" was what one recruiter told me. I did not take that job.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most places call that a "working interview".

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #17

    Would Do You Leave A Job Like This?

    Would Do You Leave A Job Like This?

    patovc Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being an Olympic swimmer doesn't give you automatic immunity to incidents. Or drowning.

    🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An athlete could have a first time seizure while in water. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Olympic level swimmer recently began drowning during an event. Not the first nor last time one has needed lifeguards. (Source https://olympics.com/en/news/artistic-swimmer-rescued-fina-world-championships) Remember these people are pushing their bodies right to the edge of their capabilities. You've seen runners collapse on the track, swimmers do too.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still important job though. Accidents happen.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How naive do people have to be to think that lifeguard gets paid? Rich greedy pricks like the IOC demand volunteers and say "you get the chance to watch for free!" Look up Formula 1, a multibillion dollar "sport" - see all those track marshals, the ones waving flags and picking up debris, fighting fires and rescuing drivers from cars? ALL UNPAID.

    View more comments
    #18

    How About You Actually Peep The Attached Resume?

    How About You Actually Peep The Attached Resume?

    couchtater12 Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my pet peeves when looking for work - you submit your resume and they STILL demand that you fill in every detail of your past jobs. If I can't cut and paste, [bleep] the job and the company.

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or worse, it autofills from your resume but incorrectly so you have to spend 20+ minutes editing it.

    Load More Replies...
    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these places use three-ply toilet paper? Because they need two copies of every sh!t.

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If AI technology reads these applications, why can't it be smart enough to read your resume with you having to add all that information again manually?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them do. Once you upload your resume it fills in the application. That's what decent companies do. The cr@ppy ones want you to enter it twice.

    Load More Replies...
    Sharkfin6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current job literally states in the application process: "Failure to fully detail all experience and job duties in the application, or copying/pasting directly from the job specification, or responses referring to your résumé will eliminate you from consideration for the position." Absolutely ridiculous.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this.I sort of do this because they insist you fill out some sort of application...AND include your resume which already has all that information

    Performingyak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the ones which don't allow you to upload a transcript document, only a cover letter and resume, but make you fill in every grade you got in your entire uni degree. I think I ended up tacking the transcript on to my resume.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason applicants are asked to complete a form in addition to a resume is so that everyone's information is in the same format and location. Like work experience on page 2 for everyone and education on page 3. This makes comparing applicants faster and easier.

    Herkfixer
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then don't ask for a resume and just require the web form.

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments

    The second part is the idea that meaningful work is born of leisure. And that empowers creativity. Granted, of course, that you find time for such outlets.

    ADVERTISEMENT

    But the problem is that once a person turns their hobby into a full week of daunting activities, their capacity for creativity is beyond drained and the hobby is no longer a hobby—rather a chore.

    #19

    Triple Is Too Little For Now

    Triple Is Too Little For Now

    DefiningWealth , DefiningWealth Report

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder companies complain that nobody is buying things anymore. It's not just inflation, but greedy landlords.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is about mortgage prices and buying a home of one's own, not landlords.

    Load More Replies...
    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't deny the problem, especially with housing. But you can't look at "average" or "median" figures any longer...the 10% have amassed so much of our wealth, that those numbers no longer mean anything. And THAT is the problem. Capitalism doesn't give the corporations the right to take ALL the profits for the CEO, the board, the shareholders, or to "devalue" the workers that generate the profits.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspected this, but now it's put into the figures. I'm even more depressed. So thanks for that.

    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Where are these people buying houses? We bought a 7 room house in 2010 for $125K. We bought a 4 room as a retirement home in 2020 for $60K. We live in Connecticut, one of the states with the highest cost of living.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy moly those are insanely good prices. Fixer uppers? @DB

    Load More Replies...
    View more comments
    #20

    Boss Canceled Our Christmas Party Cause This Broke The Bank

    Boss Canceled Our Christmas Party Cause This Broke The Bank

    vando_commando Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't 'Reese'pect you enough to pay you properly.

    John Haley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'We're gonna drive to you BREAKdown', 'If you think you're getting that pto you must be NUTS', 'We need to talk to you about your REESEnt performance'

    Load More Replies...
    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather have that than the Christmas party. At least I'd get something, as I'm sure as hell not going to the party.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Se-REESE-ly???!!! You'd be NUTS if you think we buy into this BS!!! Your miserly company deserved to go BROKE because we need a BREAK from your cheap *ss!!!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many resignation letters this prompted.

    LyriQal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are nuts ..about you 🤣

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $50 of candy broke the bank? I'd definitely be looking for a company where petty cash doesn't break them. Eeek

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably spent more than a pizza party at least... LOL...

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snickers(ing) while i eat a Payday over here

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #21

    Is This True ?

    Is This True ?

    -Let-Me-Solo-Her- Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lesson I learned after COVID. Before COVID, I held the same job at the same place for 12 years. Afterword I jumped from five places in two years. Got a raise every time.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employer desperation is rewarded...not loyalty. Go mercenaries!

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way to increase your income quickly enough to improve your life. You'll never get more than inflation (or maybe even get less) if you stay put.

    Neffla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did great at. the same company but doing a different role every 18 months to 2 years. Stayed for 10 years until I hit the ceiling and moved somewhere else and kept moving until I started my own company. Have been really lucky in my career generally which is great and astounding because most of the rest of my life is a disaster. There are some good companies and bosses out there, never give up. In case I sound full of myself, have not worked for quite a long time for mental and physical health reasons. Now well enough to go back to work and terrified. Also not particularly well qualified academically.

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is not as true as it used to be. But not because companies got better about paying their employees. Edit to clarify: I believe it is still true, but not as reliable as it used to be. I’m trying to point out that changing jobs doesn’t get you better pay the way it used to because everyone pays badly. The current situation is more like the beam of light swerving off and only hitting Fortune 500 ceos and leaving *everyone* in the dark.

    Keley Babs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Previously it was not. Now it is

    ADVERTISEMENT

    Lastly, society these days is far more advanced than it was back in the day. Technology is efficient enough for people to not need a 40-hour week. By eliminating overwork in terms of weekly hours, you’d foster more productivity in humans. In fact, this was written back in 1932—tech has significantly advanced since then so it’s even more true today than it was then.

    #22

    Every Damn Time

    Every Damn Time

    Deathrider66 Report

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah... this resonates. ...except for senior managers who are hired just to oversee the layoffs spawned by a company re-org. When the dust settles, they leave. I call them hatchet men (or women). I saw this more than once or twice at the place I worked for through to retirement.

    John Haley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a manufacturing environment and identified an easy way of cutting production time by about 50%. Brought it to my managers attention and was told I was doing things the wrong way and potentially ruining the companies reputation if defective units got out (they wouldn't, I just streamlined the process top cut out unnecessary stages). So carried on with the manager approved way and production stayed about the same till a rush order came in and we didn't have the capacity to do it. Hell broke loose. Overtime was put on and it actually cost the company more per unit to build. I went back to my own method and raked in the overtime while also increasing my yield (while working less hard). My method had better quality since we didn't have to repeat steps. Instead of being praised I was reprimanded for going against the SOP. I left shortly after.

    John Haley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cont... They tired replicating the process but messed it up. We used peltier units for cooling and they somehow reversed the wiring so it was heating rather than cooling. Meaning that thousands of units were returned for refurb. All because they didn't listen. Lost the customer (the biggest we had at the time) and almost lost the company. The companies reputation was ruined. Then covid hit. No more company. I moved into healthcare before that. I'm not actually sure who came off worse lol.

    Load More Replies...
    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll learn! 🤷‍♂️😶

    #23

    Poop On Your Own Time, Dammit!

    Poop On Your Own Time, Dammit!

    couchtater12 Report

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bow movement? Shoot your arrows quicker and don't miss the boss next time.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not a RickRoll-QR!

    Load More Replies...
    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistics... since there is average time, they assume everybody needsa average time. Me and my dog have 3 legs on average. This does not mean anyone of us has 3 legs though....

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so what you supposed to get up mid poop and go back to work with a tail

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bow movement? Lucky me that no bows are moved when my IBS kicks in. Anyone feeling brave and wanting to scan the qr code?

    Aballi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhh...I have a chronic illness and one of the fun side effects is constipation. When I am able to go, it usually takes between 30-60 minutes. Guess I'd be finishing up in the dark.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how do they think the average was calculated?

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not understand what "average" means?!? Some people are quicker, some are slower, the average is the number in the middle. How about set it for the *maximum* expected time required rather than saving a few pennies on lighting!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cleveland Clinics", so they expect humans who take care of humans to behave like robots when not around humans? That's what I'm getting from this.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My lawyer would love to get a copy of this along with other relevant documents."

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen things like this before. There are several vesions but one pretty common one said you were being timed and when time was up the TP roll would retract and the door would automatically open.

    View more comments
    #24

    Red Bull Declined My Job Application, So I Sent This Snazzy Response

    Red Bull Declined My Job Application, So I Sent This Snazzy Response

    maximagent Report

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Bull doesn't proofread your email signature. It only gives you wings.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never appreciate you pointing out their mistakes.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #25

    Just A Bit Of Levity For Everyone

    Just A Bit Of Levity For Everyone

    bri1942 , bri1942 Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to move up to management where theft is expected and encouraged.

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another item to put on my list of WHAT NOT TO DO DURING A JOB INTERVIEW. This can go before DON'T BE LATE but way after DON'T BE NAKED. But DON'T STEAL should go with the other moral imperatives such as DON'T KILL and DON'T LIE or DON'T SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE. Just so many rules these days. Why can't I be hired for my good looks alone?

    Travis Hoff
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now let's see how much Walmart steals from their workers' wages! Wage theft is much worse in America than shoplifting.

    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess this falls into the two wrongs making a right category then?

    Load More Replies...
    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old one that's been posted MANY times by different people. Sort of an urban legend.

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what did you steal - should be considered for the job

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the fact that she finds it funny is reprehensible. Stealing things drives costs up, too.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like that who make the rest of us inconvenienced cause we have to find a sales associate to open up a locked cabinet just to get a bag of cough drops b/c they are stolen all the time.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So hire me and I'll show you how I did it and help close the hole in your security!"

    Tomato Smudge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hired a guy who shoplifted from us when he was younger and he ended up being able to deter most shoplifters reliably on the sales floor.

    View more comments

    While the movement is ever-growing, change is happening already. The COVID-19 pandemic has forced the possibility of working remotely and you can’t deny it any more. In fact, it has been so influential that folks tend to prompt for remote work as it provides a better work-life balance as there’s more family time and the like.

    #26

    Happens All The Time

    Happens All The Time

    Deathrider66 Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there...then I joined them in quitting after I realized they were on to something...

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me -- but as the boss in a small business. Trained her for a month, looking forward to the time when she'd actually be working... she quit, giving no notice except "I thought I'd be doing something different." Why didn't she tell me that the first week?!?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, happened to me recently. Took two weeks Vay-Cay and then never came back.

    #27

    It Was Nice Knowing You

    It Was Nice Knowing You

    Deathrider66 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh shite! What did I do this time?" It was the "Employees must stop crying before returning to work" sticker in the employee bathroom wasn't it? True Story.

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beatings will continue until morale improves!

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #28

    Having A Fever And Feeling Unfit To Make It In. “Boss” Responded With This. What Do I Even Say In This Case?

    Having A Fever And Feeling Unfit To Make It In. “Boss” Responded With This. What Do I Even Say In This Case?

    jayy_tw Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pardon me BP censors but F-U-C-K that guy. That is NOT how you treat staff. I hope that manager contracts long COVID and spends the rest of his life on a respirator. Making someone go to work with COVID is a danger to the rest of the staff and a danger to any clientele. You know what's not good for business? Getting your customers sick.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Making someone go to work with COVID is a danger to the rest of the staff and a danger to any clientele." - absolutely right.

    Load More Replies...
    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it in writing from your manager that he is willing to risk everyone’s health

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And report that to the labor board, print it out and hang it in the break room and go to the local press for good measure.

    Load More Replies...
    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just forward this here email on over to the local health department and get their A-OK to go ahead and show up tomorrow while infectious, mmm'kay?

    A Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, I'll come to work. You're still okay with me bringing a highly infectious disease with a chance of fatality?"

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Company-wide COVID epidemic in 3,2,1.....

    Shaunn Munn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you show up for work, be sure to report to this idiot in PERSON, and cough on them. Then go home.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what country OP is from but that could very well be illegal. Showing up to work when you're contagious is a public health risk, not to mention you probably feel like death.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #29

    Job Hunting Again, And It Sucks. Please Have All Certifications, A Degree In At Least 3 Fields, And 20 Years For This Internship

    Job Hunting Again, And It Sucks. Please Have All Certifications, A Degree In At Least 3 Fields, And 20 Years For This Internship

    Comrade-Kek Report

    #30

    If This Isn’t The Truth Lol

    If This Isn’t The Truth Lol

    ZadarskiDrake Report

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    take the pizza, then unionize anyway

    Valaun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem here in the western US is about 85% of the employees are "okay".

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greedy business owners need to know that the redistribution of wealth is coming, and their workers will not use such subtle methods as wooden shoes.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Madam La Guillotine has entered the chat*

    Load More Replies...
    MacToast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband works at a factory where the do have a union, at least for now. The factory is now under contract to hire immigrants through a hiring company and they are no longer hiring locals. Husband believes this is so they can pay them less and they can break down the union in the process. Less pay for workers, more hours and no benefits is how the future of this company is shaping up to be.

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they want more immigrants (and even immigrant kids) for cheap labor. Vote Biden to keep them coming!

    Load More Replies...
    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the workers at the VW plant in the US are trying to join the UAW (union). The conservative governor and other conservative state and national politicians showed up in their union-made SUV's, protected by union law enforcement/security teams, to discourage them from doing so.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, that's the second biggest pizza I've ever seen!

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My go-to response for "There is no 'I' in TEAM" is "But there sure is an 'I' in UNION!"

    View more comments

    So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Are you up for doing no work right now? If so, use that opportunity to share your takes and stories in the comment section below. And also jump into this rabbit hole of a similar article.

    #31

    So The "Better Candidate" Didn't Work Out Huh?

    So The "Better Candidate" Didn't Work Out Huh?

    CombProfessional434 Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or... you are told by the boss an employee is "the best he has". Boss then has his a*s kicked due to uncompleted tasks, and poor performance by said employee....he relates this struggle to you and you go "huh".

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to me in my last job search. like, yup, I figured that might not work out so well for ya

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, didn't get hired because I had worked in different fields over the course of my life and they thought that was a red flag. I still see the same job posting show up every few months, guess the people they hire don't stay long enough.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #32

    I Love Healthy Workplace Environments, I Would Love To Work For One, One Day

    I Love Healthy Workplace Environments, I Would Love To Work For One, One Day

    azyoulikeit Report

    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first full time job after being a casual for years, and I get holiday pay and sick leave, and they if anything, they insist that I leave on time and don't stay past my hours unpaid. I'm still getting used to having job security and being respected <3

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the way Kinko's used to be back in the 90s. Now they're just another sada$$ corporate trend-following company with employees who couldn't care less about working for them.

    Load More Replies...
    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO happy at my new job! I was miserable for quite a while at my last one. And severely underpaid.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Until the other shoe drops.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #33

    Hiring Questions

    Hiring Questions

    breakdancindino Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay Piraro! Alien, Eye, K2.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seeking Bizarro panels for these things. He has so many different ones: alien, eyeball, rabbit, shoe, bird, firecracker, K2, G2, pie, etc. It's like the Ninas in Al Hirschfeld's drawings.

    Load More Replies...
    #34

    I'll Get To It Eventually

    I'll Get To It Eventually

    Deathrider66 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAD 6 months salary saved up before COVID. It took me TWELVE YEARS to earn that. Also just to be clear, I'm NOT into avocado toast and fancy coffee.

    Any
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to save for years to get that in an separate account....

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you worked 3 years at job, you would have to save 16.6 % of your take home pay.

    Load More Replies...
    #35

    Finding A Job In 2023 Be Like:

    Finding A Job In 2023 Be Like:

    OlympicAnalEater Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty wages. Don’t forget that.

    TheRealRobertWhite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF are we doing here? I'm job-hunting, for months now. No response at all from the vast majority, only 1 actually let me know I wasn't selected, almost 60 days after my application. Even positions I'm solid on education, experience, skills, etc. This is a make-work game to keep HR people busy without actually doing anything.

    Nikki138
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You at least got a response albeit late. None of the jobs I applied for called or emailed to tell me no. I agree

    Load More Replies...
    upcomingshoes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    >Business owners complain nO oNE wAnTs tO WoRK aNyMoRE

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without realizing that we actually DO want to work, we just don’t want to work for THEM and their poverty-level wages.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #36

    Most Caess

    Most Caess

    Extractvanilla , 1followernodad Report

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anybody says the company is like "one big family," they mean a dysfunctional and toxic one.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about it, traffic accidents are fast-paced environments.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't say what they don't need to say. It if says, "fast-paced environment," that means that they've encountered many workers who, in their assessment, had trouble with the fast pace. So translated, this means, "don't bother applying if you don't want to work your a*s off and be treated like it's the very minimum we expect from you."

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #37

    “Thank You For All Your Hard Work And Dedication To The Team”

    “Thank You For All Your Hard Work And Dedication To The Team”

    Secure-Marionberry80 Report

    Dominik
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The AI fingers straight outa hell

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually hurts.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI has a long way to go before it can match human creativity. Right now it still relies on prompts from humans.

    #38

    When U Apply

    When U Apply

    VeryProidChintu Report

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to take lots of naps, do I put this under personal interests or professional experience?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both? A passionate hobby and an learnt skill to be more efficient at work?

    Load More Replies...
    #39

    It Really Do Be Like That

    It Really Do Be Like That

    Appropriate_Cry_3505 Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and also we have very competitive wages! (?) 🤦‍♂️

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a lot of "competitive" wages you will be competing over a good spot at the food bank.

    Load More Replies...
    Riche White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Richard Pryor movie. He wanted a job. You have to be in the union to get one. How do you join the union? You have to have a job.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic Catch-22 - can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hearing this half a century ago

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #40

    It Be Like That Sometimes…

    It Be Like That Sometimes…

    SarcasmIsntDead Report

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a job where 9 AM was your lunch break.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one where it was 10:30am. We started at 5:30 or 6am, so I guess it made sense. But it was weird to be eating a salad during breakfast hours. :)

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #41

    Thoughts Abt This Racial Discrimination

    Thoughts Abt This Racial Discrimination

    Hot_Possibility4458 Report

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which parts of Europe or Australia, though? Would an indiginous Australian count? How about a European from Turkey?

    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Reddit, this was a black woman applying to a job in New South Wales. OMH lol and it's only for a casual pharmacy event!! WTAF!?!??

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Horrible. Gross. Pathetic. And their "brand" will suffer as a result.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 20 years ago, they'd publish these thick volumes of apartments available. The advertisers all wanted to be associated with diversity, and yet not with the crime that apartment seekers associated with minority neighborhoods. In a stack of 500 full-page listings, every one that featured a person in their ad photo featured a coffee-skinned black woman with expensive clothes yet minimal bling and light-colored hair styled in ways that white women can get with the right hair dryer and curling tools. You know, the sort of woman who laughs while eating yogurt in the ad world. It just reeked to me of "We welcome Blacks! But not THOSE kind of Blacks! Actually, come to think of it, we really welcome self-congratulatory white women."

    Nazz HW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens everywhere unfortunately

    #42

    I Guess My Name Wasn’t Womanly Enough For A Job

    I Guess My Name Wasn’t Womanly Enough For A Job

    blazingbarbie_ Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying the quiet part outloud. And illegal in USA.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal in any civilised country.

    CCLoos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Anyways" makes you sound like a doofus. Also "we should have said in the ad that we want a woman..." but we didn't because it's illegal.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #43

    Is This Normal??!

    Is This Normal??!

    muffy-puff Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one word. If it said " professional" instead of "attractive". And somehow we all know the recipient is a woman because no one tells a man they need to be attractive to get a job.

    Joanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most sexist POS i have read today. Notice i said today and not ever.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does the company do make Red Flags thats a huge one right there

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RUN. Even if you get the job this is not going to end well.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are still places that "require" women wear pumps with minimum height heels. Jobs that involve standing for eight hours. That's obviously decided by sexist males that have never worn a pair of pumps in their worth lives.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only situation this could possible be remotely acceptable is if it is a job truly based on appearance such as modeling, otherwise could it be a bigger red flag. Might as well put in the job description, "Must tolerate blatant sexual harassment."

    View more comments
    #44

    This Is An Exchange I Had Over A Manager Job With Motel 6

    This Is An Exchange I Had Over A Manager Job With Motel 6

    Simple_Confidence990 Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♂️ maybe not the best place to be working at, but would at least be work until you could find something else ASAP!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #45

    Don't Do It

    Don't Do It

    Deathrider66 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aeon Flux! First episode. Roughly 1992. I was just thinking about how awesomely graphicly it was animated.

    Annabel Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    found a brain back there somewhere?

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think the person rolling their eyes is the brainless one in this scenario 🤔

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #46

    My Town's McDonald's Posted This In Their Workplace Today, Thoughts?

    My Town's McDonald's Posted This In Their Workplace Today, Thoughts?

    Coltonn_ Report

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow so McDonald's Managers are medical doctors now? Impressive!

    Vicky Phenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, but they are MORE qualified than actual doctors, since a note doesn't exempt you

    Load More Replies...
    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was managing restaurants , i hated when workers showed up sick. We are serving food here. And it was never the workers responsibility to cover their shift if they called out sick.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making food is not the best time to be ill at work. FFS

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and those are the people who cooks your food? If you are sick, you better stay out of the kitchen! ..otherwise it isn't only your colleques you bring down, it could be hundreds of customers too.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this is a franchise and the franchise owner is on a power trip

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me want to throw up on the prep table

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no problem showing up with shingles that make big running sores on my face and expose everyone to chicken pox. Maybe you'll get lucky and one of your soon-to-be sick customers sues you.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad to say but exactly what I'd expect from McDonald's. Don't go there anymore. Their food is c**p anyway

    View more comments
    #47

    Capitalism Chart

    Capitalism Chart

    Common_Thinker Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unionise and vote! !

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first three replies to this comment are about how voting doesn't work. That's three votes right there, a full one half of the people who upvoted this comment. Imagine if everyone who said voting doesn't work stopped fulfilling their own prophecy and just did it anyway.

    Load More Replies...
    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An argument for rent control if i ever saw one. Side note: love OPs id.

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't agonize - organize and RAISE HELL!!!

    #48

    Is This Legal On A Job Application?

    Is This Legal On A Job Application?

    Justtrying3 Report

    kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Corporate Recruiter, and this is illegal.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means you couldn't pay me enough to take this job.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means I'm going to report your business because this is illegal where I live.

    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a lame score for a match, 1:9,a dn i dont even know who he fight with

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well unless you are aplying to be a preacher, "Asolutely squat" would be an apropriate answer to that, perhaps followed by the sentence "but it could be an indication that you are an absolute nutcase if you think that religion and work should be mixed up, and that I want to work for a company where who thinks that it is relevant that I know bibleverses by heart".

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means nothing to me. Absolutely nothing.

    RyanRyanRyan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One table for John at 1pm for nine people 🍽️👱🙎🙋🤦🙍🙎🧑‍🦳👲🧒👶

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you are applying for a job as a church minister or a professor of religious studies.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means that toxic employers should confess the sin of exploiting their workers and then change how they treat them. Just stop the unrighteousness of *not* treating others the way you yourself would want to be treated.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know but I can quote Austin 3:16 if you want.

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #49

    I Guess The First 200 Weren't Good Enough, Huh?

    I Guess The First 200 Weren't Good Enough, Huh?

    Sebt1890 Report

    ZGutr
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd made this up but ..... I've seen a job posting with an absolute perfect fit....... Just before pressing send on my application It felt so well known .... looked in my email and found I already applied 6x over the course of a year and they never responded. Not once.

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should take the hint?

    Load More Replies...
    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's even better watching them go out of business.

    Riche White
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applied to a company one time that had the same position listed every few months. Can't understand why they got upset when I asked why they had such a big turnover! Didn't get the job. Oh well, now I've owned my own business over 22 years. I think their still looking for someone

    ADVERTISEMENT
    See Also on Bored Panda
    #50

    Is It Legal For My Boss To Tell Me I'm Resigning (Texas)

    Is It Legal For My Boss To Tell Me I'm Resigning (Texas)

    headab0vewat3r Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehe, a colleague was told she had resigned for walking out at midday after an argument with her boss. Boss was too fückwitted to realise that the colleague was part time and it was the end of her day.

    #51

    From A Principal To The Teachers

    From A Principal To The Teachers

    Hater_Magnet Report

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nothing would have been better what went through their mind ooh i bet they would love toothpaste and a tooth brush i mean bruh

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ones they give you for free at the dentists office

    Load More Replies...
    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry this is what I got for you but they didn't have anything cheaper."

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be willing to bet the school got these for free.

    Load More Replies...
    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make a shiv out of the toothbrush. Just sayin

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did everyone get this or just you? Maybe they're trying to tell you something😬🪥🤷🏼‍♀️lol

    #52

    How To Respond To This? Original Offer Was Up To $5000 And This Mail Comes Before The Final Interview

    How To Respond To This? Original Offer Was Up To $5000 And This Mail Comes Before The Final Interview

    FaceInTheSpace Report

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply: Bait and switch tactics just cost you a qualified employee. I don't like dishonest people, and wouldn't want a boss like that. So beyond the lesson I just taught you about what happens when you screw over people, please forget all about me, and don't contact me in the future as my life is too short to deal with this kind of BS. I wish you the best of luck finding another sucker, who is willing to act like a doormat, and who is more compatible with the lousy kind of games you play.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A job that is within your budget" - so now we have to afford working.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to cancel the interview

    MelFunction
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Please take my name out of your database. I never want to hear from you slimy b@stards again.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #53

    Why Would A Job Application Need To Know This?

    Why Would A Job Application Need To Know This?

    Jizzle67 Report

    Adam S
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK many companies monitor who is applying, to see if their job ads are reaching different sectors of society, particularly if they find they are getting lots of a particular type of person applying. It’s not meant to be used as part of the selection and is taken out of applications before the selection panel receive it (I’ve been on that selection panel and this data didn’t reach me - but maybe some companies are less ethical). It’s also nearly always optional to complete it.

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a really offensive way to gauge that, though.

    Load More Replies...
    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?? This is illegal in the US.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of these questions should be on an application. If this information was important it could be asked afterwards and anonymously.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weed out the poor people?

    View more comments
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #54

    Company Gifted Us All A $25 Doordash Credit For Christmas. This Is What Happens When We Try To Use It

    Company Gifted Us All A $25 Doordash Credit For Christmas. This Is What Happens When We Try To Use It

    penguincrackers2019 Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given two $25 and one $50 gift cards for working unpaid overtime. Card declined. Called and they were already used two years ago.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer to that? Find another gig and give no notice.

    Load More Replies...
    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a Christmas bonus my company covered up to £50 on anything. I got a load of sushi at new year and at the end of Jan I got £50 in my bank account from the company. All I had to do was send in the receipt.

    #55

    It Was Blank And It Forced Me To Answer Like What Else Could I Say?😭

    It Was Blank And It Forced Me To Answer Like What Else Could I Say?😭

    AlmightyXan Report

    #56

    What Does Being Loyal Get You In All Fairness?

    What Does Being Loyal Get You In All Fairness?

    RUTHLESS_RAJ Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrating this is psychopathological. 😡

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, it wasnt even a day off for himself. Guess working like that, he never got married.

    Nazz HW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't have a life. Very sad!

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Tejpal is an idiot. What a waste of 26 years.

    Aidan Campbell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think his desk would look better than that after being there for so long.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #57

    Saw A Post About Rudest Rejection Emails And Had To Share This

    Saw A Post About Rudest Rejection Emails And Had To Share This

    Wise_Alternative3360 Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some irony that the person doing the rejecting isn't capable of spelling correctly.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This indicates to me that this company might value and reward toxic attitudes above competence.

    Load More Replies...
    ADVERTISEMENT
    #58

    Happy Holidays From My Department

    Happy Holidays From My Department

    rolgriff Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The symbolic cynicism is strong in this one- even the cane you’ve given to support yourself is broken!

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean its just a slap in the face not even a whole candy cane that adds a kick to the balls

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This says, "We want you to think we care, but really, we don't." I and 300+ colleagues once received the same thing but minus the hot chocolate mix.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd not turn this down because I don't turn down free stuff but maybe some reciprocation to show my appreciation is in order- give HR a gift card with 5 cents on it perhaps

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open it and pour it on the double-SOB's office chair. Then add water.

    #59

    Not Wanting To Work Yourself To Death Is Now Considered Living A "Soft Life"

    Not Wanting To Work Yourself To Death Is Now Considered Living A "Soft Life"

    Deathrider66 Report

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how “more fulfilling” is right there like we’re supposed to be shamed by framing it as “soft”.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds more like *wanting a life* to me.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite of soft is hard. Nobody wants a hard life

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really should just be called "having a life"

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it what you want. I call it a good idea.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not soft to not want to be stressed all the damn time

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an easier, less stressful job now than I have ever had. I'm also 50+ and paid my dues in the "grind" first. Everyone wants to jump right into their dream without paying their dues.

    #60

    Job Rejected Me Without Changing The Chatgpt Template💀

    Job Rejected Me Without Changing The Chatgpt Template💀

    1hundrednight Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Whomever... We hired the internal candidate we were ALWAYS going to hire...

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they did not ghost you. 👻

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #61

    Company Is Asking To Solve Rubik's Cube In Aptitude Round

    Company Is Asking To Solve Rubik's Cube In Aptitude Round

    Notalabel_4566 Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many weeks do they offer applicants to solve a Rubik's Cube? (asking for a friend)

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro Tip: Used to take it apart and put it back together in proper config

    Load More Replies...
    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiring manager probably one of those people who can solve a rubix cube and thinks it shows that he is smarter than everyone else.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #62

    It’s Employee Appreciation Week. We Get To Wear Different T Shirts. Huzzah

    It’s Employee Appreciation Week. We Get To Wear Different T Shirts. Huzzah

    pwrof3 Report

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am working on a 5 million dollar project. Its been going on for 3 years and no end in sight. Some team mebers are working 70 hours a week, working 3am to meet impossible deadlines. They finally fired the boss. We all work remote, and out of 6 people, two are contractors and on is retiring in 4 weeks. To help reset the project and get us off on the right path, we will have team building next week. We are already trauma bonded, for effs sake.

    Surenu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow my favorite days on this list are definitely Saturday and Sunday.

    Any
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black it is for me, as always. To reflect my hopless situation and to grieve my hopes and dreams.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the bonus- or raise-day anywhere on that list.

    #63

    Corporations Suck

    Corporations Suck

    crepman1189 Report

    Adam S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf a lot of it depends on what happens outside of these treats. If it’s awful 24/7 and this is the best they do, then that sucks. But this could be a sign of a genuinely nice place to work (bad puns aside)

    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HMS Host is a company that runs many of the food and drink places in airports in the US. Every Starbucks and many other commonly known names are actually HMS Host and not the parent company.

    Load More Replies...
    Broad Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd expect nothing less from Appreation week.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't even care enough to check the spelling.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for showing me what week I need to plan my vacation, if I get any?

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not motivating it's childish and that's the best I can do without using a lot of expletives

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair. Friday doesn’t seem too bad, they are giving nachos.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our team members are CERALously the best"? The treats are bad enough, but if people can't be arsed to even spell correctly, this gives you yet another hint that this is a toxic environment.

    #64

    Is This Even Legal?

    Is This Even Legal?

    katrina34 Report

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's legal and it's not that uncommon.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually legal. For example, in staffing service companies they have to pay the employees' medicine license exams etc. from their own pocket, without being able to charge clients for then. That's why the free exams come with a clause about paying the value of the education back. Without, gig workers could sign up only for the license and after that move to work with some other company, maybe with higher pay put without the examinations opportunities.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #65

    I Found This A Little Funny

    I Found This A Little Funny

    loftier_fish Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might serve as a diagnostic tool. If you think this post makes any kind of sense, you’re delusional.

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #66

    What Do Y'all Think Of This Kind Of Job Posting? Necessary Or Cringe?

    What Do Y'all Think Of This Kind Of Job Posting? Necessary Or Cringe?

    Musc3 Report

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have been written a lot shorter: "Please don't be a human being and bring all that that includes into our office. You are tough mentally and physically is always a red flag, as it means we don't give a flying fork about how you feel, you just have to suck up all our BS like a sponge.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These reads like a bad parody of an application.

    #67

    What Are They Smoking

    What Are They Smoking

    Deathrider66 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote this is so far up the backside of the corporate world they have oxygen deprivation.

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree. There are people who have so much money that they cannot conceive of the idea of not having enough. And so...nonsense like this is born.

    Load More Replies...
    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll have the lobster and foie gras please?" "And how will sir be paying?" "With emotions and, if the service is good, the tip shall be an interpretive dance on the theme of dystopia."

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Emotional salary’ is the most bizarre term I’ve heard this week, but whatever you call it, it doesn’t pay the rent.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by the same people who came up with team building "exercises" and appreciation gift packages of penny candies.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope whoever wrote this craptrap drivel gets a raise in emotional salary instead. Soon we will see what they are paid in: anger, and whether they like it or not. SMH!!!

    InfiniteZeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what will help with my emotions? Having a great salary.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me an actually nice raise if you want to boost my emotional salary

    View more comments
    #68

    Here We Go

    Here We Go

    Deathrider66 Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deny claims more quickly?

    Cameron Nichol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The agents just chat with patients and keep them company. They outperformed nurses because nurses are working.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can outperform a pilot, too. Can't fly or land or take off or...but I can LOOK super productive!

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #69

    At This Point, I Can Only Lol

    At This Point, I Can Only Lol

    r_u_kittin Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #70

    The Audacity

    The Audacity

    _squeeee Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Password sharing is a breach of the company’s security policy. I don’t know it nor would anyone else.

    TheOGpandaHavana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person was laid off from this company and 4 months later the JR director sends this email.

    #71

    You Might Not Want To Use The Word “Delve” When Writing Your Cover Letters As It Might Be Considered Ai-Generated

    You Might Not Want To Use The Word “Delve” When Writing Your Cover Letters As It Might Be Considered Ai-Generated

    Left-Inspector6794 Report

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically they want grammar dummed down to their level so they don't get confused.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to be proactive and think outside the box!

    #72

    Strangest "Rejection" Email I've Received. I Am Not The Sysadmin Lol

    Strangest "Rejection" Email I've Received. I Am Not The Sysadmin Lol

    michael_thee_patton Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #73

    Life Hacks 👏🏻

    Life Hacks 👏🏻

    Appropriate_Cry_3505 Report

    ADVERTISEMENT
    #74

    I Applied To This Position Over 4 Years Ago.. They Must Have Been Very Careful Considering Me

    I Applied To This Position Over 4 Years Ago.. They Must Have Been Very Careful Considering Me

    HittingItFlush Report

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing. I applied for a job when I lived in Minnesota for nine months. They finally reached out to me, not once, not twice, but three times! Six years later and after I told them I was now living in another state.

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what's wrong with this one?

    #75

    I Don't Feel Like This Is Legit

    I Don't Feel Like This Is Legit

    cheesusismygod Report