30 Times Memes Were Spot-On About Toxic Jobs, As Shared In This Dedicated Online Group
In the wise words of Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge of Blink-182 fame: “work sucks, I know.” And while it doesn’t have to be, it seems that the majority of jobs do actually suck to a varying degree, so we’re all in this together.
As such, you gotta appreciate all the online groups and subsequent memes that come out of this anti-work movement. Even the all-encompassing job communities foster that anti-work meme culture. And we’re all better off with the spot-on catharsis.
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Finally Someone Who Gets It!
we should put politicians on minimum wage and same benefits as a burger flipper. Se how fast the min wager goes up
Unfortunately there has to be a hierarchy. People are motivated by money. It seems great that a burger flipper might rise up to make the wage that a union worker does, but there will be less union workers in 10-20 years because kids can make the same money, have less responsibility, need less training and education, etc. California is a good test subject on a lot of this. They're going to be going downhill and the rest of us will be watching
Hierarchies are the cause of most of our problems. It's why bosses think they can treat their workers like dirt, it's why jobs disappear to developing countries where brown people can be treated worse and paid less so westerners can buy cheap stuff they don't even need. It's why rich people get away with massive corruption while our TV shows are always portraying the poor as the bad guys so we'll look down on them instead of realising all our problems are caused by the parasitic class. And no, I'm not jealous of the rich, they disgust me. You may as well claim I only dislike sex offenders because I'm jealous of them.
Load More Replies...Hopefully your student loans are paid off. If I went into debt to receive the education to be able to earn that higher wage, I'd certainly be upset with a fast food worker earning the same.
I studied hard and got a scholarship. Should I be bitter towards you because you took up government resources?
Load More Replies...Offering "burger flippers" a living wage sounds like a lofty goal. The problems is that everyone ignores the wide ranging effects. I'm in California. 2 fast food places where I live, that had been open for over 50 years, closed in the last week. Every McDonalds in multiple counties have eliminated the cashier position (everyone must now use the self serve kiosk). Prices have skyrocketed in the last 2 weeks across the board. Is it really a living wage, if it results in countless job losses and dramatic price increases?
Somehow other countries manage to pay a living wage and still make profits.
Load More Replies...Red Flag Phrases In Job Posts
"Fast paced environment"="we have no planning skills, so everything is always an emergency". To say that employees must "work well under pressure"= "we make unrealisitc promises to clients and keep moving the goalposts so we keep demanding that everything has to be done by yesterday".
This. Something every boss should have to have engrained into their skull before they manage a team of staff.
"Fake urgency" is a perfect way to put it! Seems like every order we get is "hot" and needs to be expedited ... relax, we're not paramedics here, we're building products out of steel that aren't saving anyone's life.
Your Salary Won't Be Very Good Starting Out
Reddit is home to a slew of niche groups, but all-encompassing categories are there as well, uniting all of the other, smaller communities as a bonus.
One such giant is r/jobs, Reddit’s community for career advice and other job-related content. As of this article, it’s home to 1.5 million members and is ranked the top 1% by size.
The Answer To "Get A Better Job"
It's absolutely infuriating that actual members of government (in the UK at least) spout this utter nonsense. Saying that some jobs shouldn't earn a living wage is ridiculous. Capitalism says that cleaners don't deserve to live so we'll just go along with that, because we obviously don't need things to be cleaned.
Some of the same UK idiots also say things like homelessness is a choice, or should be criminalized.. Can’t wait to see the Tories get their butt kicked in the next elections! 😉
Load More Replies...This needs to be higher. Its so illogical. If everyone got a better job, no one would work that bad job.
If someone is working full time hours they should be able to afford to house, feed and meet all the other basic needs of living with room for some enjoyment as well!
Pffft. Nice deflection. You know darm well it means - expecting to earn a living wage for *any* job should not require "bringing more to the table" than whatever skills/abilities are required to successfully perform the responsibilities of the role. It's the very basis of what the minimum wage was meant to be before the greedy rich purchased our government for themselves outright.
Load More Replies...20 Years Of Failing In Richest Country On Earth
And let's not forget that the billionaire class has gotten into the housing market. Remember covid? Every news org was saying housing would collapse? Guess what? housing was scooped up and jacked up. Worse poor rural communities who aren't in destination locations are unable to sell homes. It's a fawked up system, thanks to speculative money pouring into the market beginning after the internet-as-investment fail back in around 2000.
Load More Replies...I'm glad I bought my house/property 30+ years ago. Sure couldn't do it now.
Constantly trying to get my parents to understand that the three bedroom house they bought in their 20s with one job between them is worth astronomically more then the two bedroom flat I own that I can just about afford on a salary of nearly £50k.
So you're trying to dispel the myth that lawyers get paid very well??? I need some proof of that, please.
If you're a 47yo lawyer that can't afford $3600 per month, how good of a lawyer are you?
To rent a $3600/mo place, you need to prove income 3x that, or $10,800/mo.
Load More Replies...This Is Awesome
Try that in USA and i guarantee the headline would be " Bus drivers sued for unauthorised use of company equipment while on strike"
Isn't it amazing how clearly, obviously borked our society is? And yet, we must resist change! Because!... that would be the terrorists winning?
Load More Replies...Japan, has a different solution to problems and boy do they work... pure perfection
That´s how it should be here in Germany! Well, not that it would matter much since most of us have monthly bus passes anyway...
If they tried this in the UK they could get arrested because it is an actual crime.
Incidentally, r/antiwork is an even greater community of people, ranking as the same 1%, but having 2.8 million members.
And you’d be surprised how massive the movement has become over the years. Outside the internet, that is. And it’s more than just (or as much) going against the system of having to work a third of your life—it’s also a philosophy and a push towards a better work life.
Sounds Ridiculous When You Change The Context
I don’t think that how she meant it. I think she meant if your houseplant dies, you didn’t kill it, it just wasn’t tough enough…like under-supported employees whose employers burn them out. Wonderfully poignant and darkly hilarious from that perspective!!
Load More Replies...We Became A Robotic Society
Think of all the färt heads who will scream "Communism!" upon reading this.
I know, right? Debs was a SOCIALIST and proud of it.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, yanks have become how Steinbeck described them: "temporarily embarrassed millionaires" that ignorantly believe working hard will solve everything. Because that lie keeps them from revolution and guillotines that are actually needed.
Capitalism will say that people getting the fruits of your labor instead of giving all of it to somebody who did nothing is "EVIL COMMUNISM"
This is a bit oversimplified. The man who "sit's there doing nothing" is usually the one who has invested a massive amount of his money into the business in order to get it rolling in the first place. They're the person who initially takes all the risks financially to get it in place. I daresay too, that most truly rich business men (and women) are actually a lot busier than people realise. People see pictures of them schmoozing at a dinner party or getting into a luxury car and assume it's all fun. But the reality for many is that they do in fact spend a lot of time working. You just don't see it, because it's behind closed doors. I'm sure I'll get downvoted because people will assume I looooove rich people, the truth is I'm a realist. Without the wealthy we don't have iphones, teslas, PCs, MS Windows, etc. Yeah some (maybe even many) of them are a******s, but they do work. The few that don't are the trust fund/inherited wealth type.
Show this to Bill Gates, Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg. I am sure they say on their asses all of their lives and became wealthy.
He Was A Mailman
No one was paying for cell phones, tablet computers, $1000 game stations, Cable TV, cars had no computers or GPS, typical suburban home was less than 1500 SQ. Ft. with one bathroom. Expectations have increased remarkably. Apples and oranges.
Load More Replies...These are the kind of stories that older people who don’t understand how much things have changed need to hear!
Some how they can look at the worst parts back then with rose tinted glasses but when it's wages and cost of living you'd think they spent their working life building monuments and being whipped by Pharaohs for no pay.
Load More Replies...The Postal Service does good by their employees. It's a solid gig. Full benefits. And they are doing an ESSENTIAL service. When I say ESSENTIAL, I mean it. The USPS is one of the most important institutions we have.
Everytime I meet a USPS worker, I ask them how they feel about junk mail. They always say that it pays for the rest of the mail, and the system wouldn't work without it. We literally have an essential civil service that is ad-supported. Wow.
Load More Replies...The boomers had the best economy ever. I don't see it ever returning. It's why it angers me to hear yhem complaining young people just want everything. No, they just want a salary they can live off and a safe affordable roof over their heads. You know stuff the boomers could take for granted.
Predatory capitalist economy. If you're not working you're not fueling the machine.
They're running out of surplus value to extract, and the contradictions are piling up.
Load More Replies...Remember that old Hitchcock classic "Shadow of A Doubt"? He had a very nice home in a beautiful neighborhood in Santa Rosa. You can't touch it today. He was a bank clerk. A bank clerk would be hard pressed to find a studio in Santa Rosa, CA
A bank clerk would be hard pressed to find a broom closet he/she could afford in many cities.
Load More Replies...There was an extremely brief period of time when, under very specific circumstances that are unlikely to be repeated, a single earner could buy a home, two cars, put their kids through college and retire before they died. That is next to impossible now, thereby proving that things do not always get better.
And this is the source of the frustration with 'boomers'. They were born into a world that gave their generation (particularly white American male boomers) unprecedented opportunities of economic upward mobility, strong wages, many opportunities of career advancement, affordable houses, dirt cheap education, that just aren't available now. And yet when younger people try to point these things out to them most only focus on the hardships that still existed and won't acknowledge the privileges they had.
Load More Replies...The concept rejects the idea of hustle culture and working ourselves to the bone. That only brings about burnout and physical as well as mental illness. Heck, it’s not even against capitalism, but rather that particular breed of workplace that considers its employees as assets and not humans. Its goal is a world where folks don’t have to sell their labor (and their souls) to survive.
Those Meetings Are So Important
Capitalism rewards capital. People need to stop saying it rewards hard work.
By definition capitalism does indeed reward hard work. As long as it's somebody else's hard work...
Load More Replies...Stock traders and brokers and all those Wall Street people. WTF do they actually do? They move numbers around in a computer. They do absolutely nothing to MAKE ANYTHING that is REAL. I may be a bit biased because I had a front row seat for ENRON in 2001 and the housing collapse in 2008, but these people are making six figures a year for doing next to NOTHING.
America is not a capitalist economy. People keep repeating this. Governments do not bail out corporations in a capitalist society. The whole concept of capitalism is you thrive or die based on the free market, not a government bailing you out like the auto industry and the financial market. What America has is a Corporatocracy. Sorry, I know it sounds much less glamorous and unfair than capitalism, but this is the economic model you are living under.
Come now, people making the big bucks NEED everyone to make poverty wages...it increases the buying power of their millions that much more!
Yeah, I kind of feel attacked. Not that I'm highly compensated though. :)
Load More Replies...I was thinking about my skills and I would be useless during a crisis such as war, illness, etc.
No kidding! I could email people about it. But other than that I'm useless. ;)
Load More Replies...Pay for Performance! Stop wasting $$ on liberal colleges! Trade school!
Don't Be A Sucker
That's Just Not Ok
Pretty much ALLLllll of them are that fragile. PTO gets denied more than it gets used.
Load More Replies...4 person crew in Superintendent's office at school. I was trying to figure out how to get more than the week I had left to go to NC and see the kids. Woman who keeps track of PTO said " You have 4 personal days you can take...you NEVER have taken them." I have been conditioned to not take sick days or other PTO before this job. Amazing someone from HR urged me to take benefits coming to me.
Must be America. I honestly don't know why "y'all" put up with this s**t!
No kidding... I'm sorry if you can't afford to have any redundancy in your organization.
Bertrand Russell actually wrote quite a bit about not working. In his essay In Praise of Idleness, he points out three key aspects:
First is the idea that you get better with work. As in, the more you do it, the better you become. That is, however, not really the case as, at extreme levels, pretty much everything is destructive, and work is no exception.
Perfect Picture For This Statement
This. This is SO frustrating, especially if you had to go a long distance for the interview.
Just got the notice that the VA job I applied for almost 60 days ago was given to someone else (almost certainly their internal candidate they were going to promote anyway). It took them that long to even make the obvious play.
As someone who was part of the hiring process in a previous job, I would NOT want to do that series of interviews either. Ugh such a waste of time.
I applied for a company once & the decided on the internal candidate; that's cool I get it. A few days later they called me & said the person backed out and they'd like to hire me. I said great I'll accept. They told me they had paperwork to do & they'd update me in a couple of days. I called every other day but they were still working on it; that went on for 2 weeks (just for the record it was a well known nationwide company, so it wasn't a scam thing). So I applied & got a job elsewhere. I called and left a voice mail apologizing & said I accepted an appointment with a different company. I didn't hear anything back so I'm like OK they
Sorry it cut me off. So I thought that's a done deal. About 3 days later they callede saying I could start the next day; I said I left y'all a message that I'd found other employment. They acted all shocked & upset. WTF
Load More Replies...A Dumb Take And A Smart Comeback
People who not only hold these opinions, but also voice them, should be shunned into oblivion.
Actually, I hold that opinion. I believe we should have low paid, beginner jobs that are essentially for school kids. The ice cream job (for example) should be for a 15 year old on the weekends to earn pocket money. The paper boy job is another example. The problem I see is that adults shouldn't *need* to get those jobs. But our economies are failing if we can't provide living wage jobs to adults and we're forcing them to take the sort of jobs our teens used to do for pocket money.
Load More Replies...I think basic necessities SHOULD be a right for anyone willing to contribute ANY skill to those providing. If you want to go beyond that and be wealthy and powerful...give it a shot...but you shouldn't have to participate in the greed and accumulation if that's not who you are.
I think it's a hold over to when VERY long ago only teenagers were working fast food after school or summer jobs for spending money. Now it's fully grown a*s adults just trying to get by due to the lack of real jobs (as in good paying with benefits jobs that don't require a master's degree or 20 yrs experience) being available
That's my thoughts too. There should be room for both types of jobs to exist and adults shouldn't need to take the "kid jobs". Having low paying (kids) jobs isn't the fail, having a society where adults are being forced to take them is the fail.
Load More Replies...I work at DQ! All of my coworkers are above 21 and probably using it for their basic needs, I am under 18 so I am not using the money for important stuff yet but I will probably use it for collage.
First poster is entitled to her opinion, and so am I when I say she should be barred from getting ice cream at DQ until her moronic brain unfreezes itself and picks up some common sense. SMH!!!
Actually I think that modt of the line staff are teens or still in school. Older people are retired and earning extra money.
So the logic here is that the only people working those jobs should be those that are being supported by someone else? So someone else is supposed to subsidize me being able to access cheaper food? And we’re all supposed to hold the conceit that capitalism isn’t exploitative?
People who want to be able to afford an apartment/house should get a skill/training. People with no skills have to be trained on the job (takes company time & money), and the training is usually limited, because people who learn quickly usually get skills for higher paying jobs.
Load More Replies...Even Recruiters And Career Coaches Say This Job Market Is Not Normal
I was ghosted by a company that was trying to headhunt me from my current role. Called, offered me a massive pay increase, I did 2 phone interviews, then... nothing. Not one single person out of 4 I was in communication with would return calls or emails. Im not mad about not getting the position (honestly, I wasnt super into it based on one of the bosses being a guy I used to work with), but you came TO ME... Then ghosted. I was annoyed and confused.
According to Russell, the idea of working hard goes back to the Protestant idea that good works will save your soul. Great on paper, sure, but working yourself to death while you’re considered God’s creation and should treat your body as a temple is counter-productive. Such an extreme puts jobs that demand hard work into slavery territory, and the modern world has no place for it.
Welcome To The Team
I think they actually mean "waterboarding," but don't use that term for obvious reasons.
Every time im at a new site they always tell me they'll train me but still no training 2 months after so i think I'm doing good?
There are various aspects of my job I don't know. I've told people I don't know xyz and can I be put on training for them. "Yes, yes, sure, yes". It has been months now. I was put into a desk job role temporarily and they needed someone to fill in over chrissy/new year. I was given 6 shifts which were atypical due to not a lot going on and then had to take over by myself even though my computer access was not what I needed. I am not the only person they have done this to, and they wonder why nobody wamts to permanently take on the role.
"Hit the ground running" was what one recruiter told me. I did not take that job.
Would Do You Leave A Job Like This?
Being an Olympic swimmer doesn't give you automatic immunity to incidents. Or drowning.
An Olympic level swimmer recently began drowning during an event. Not the first nor last time one has needed lifeguards. (Source https://olympics.com/en/news/artistic-swimmer-rescued-fina-world-championships) Remember these people are pushing their bodies right to the edge of their capabilities. You've seen runners collapse on the track, swimmers do too.
How naive do people have to be to think that lifeguard gets paid? Rich greedy pricks like the IOC demand volunteers and say "you get the chance to watch for free!" Look up Formula 1, a multibillion dollar "sport" - see all those track marshals, the ones waving flags and picking up debris, fighting fires and rescuing drivers from cars? ALL UNPAID.
How About You Actually Peep The Attached Resume?
This is one of my pet peeves when looking for work - you submit your resume and they STILL demand that you fill in every detail of your past jobs. If I can't cut and paste, [bleep] the job and the company.
Or worse, it autofills from your resume but incorrectly so you have to spend 20+ minutes editing it.
Load More Replies...If AI technology reads these applications, why can't it be smart enough to read your resume with you having to add all that information again manually?
Some of them do. Once you upload your resume it fills in the application. That's what decent companies do. The cr@ppy ones want you to enter it twice.
Load More Replies...My current job literally states in the application process: "Failure to fully detail all experience and job duties in the application, or copying/pasting directly from the job specification, or responses referring to your résumé will eliminate you from consideration for the position." Absolutely ridiculous.
I love this.I sort of do this because they insist you fill out some sort of application...AND include your resume which already has all that information
I love the ones which don't allow you to upload a transcript document, only a cover letter and resume, but make you fill in every grade you got in your entire uni degree. I think I ended up tacking the transcript on to my resume.
The reason applicants are asked to complete a form in addition to a resume is so that everyone's information is in the same format and location. Like work experience on page 2 for everyone and education on page 3. This makes comparing applicants faster and easier.
Then don't ask for a resume and just require the web form.
Load More Replies...The second part is the idea that meaningful work is born of leisure. And that empowers creativity. Granted, of course, that you find time for such outlets.
But the problem is that once a person turns their hobby into a full week of daunting activities, their capacity for creativity is beyond drained and the hobby is no longer a hobby—rather a chore.
Triple Is Too Little For Now
No wonder companies complain that nobody is buying things anymore. It's not just inflation, but greedy landlords.
This is about mortgage prices and buying a home of one's own, not landlords.
Load More Replies...I don't deny the problem, especially with housing. But you can't look at "average" or "median" figures any longer...the 10% have amassed so much of our wealth, that those numbers no longer mean anything. And THAT is the problem. Capitalism doesn't give the corporations the right to take ALL the profits for the CEO, the board, the shareholders, or to "devalue" the workers that generate the profits.
I suspected this, but now it's put into the figures. I'm even more depressed. So thanks for that.
Holy moly those are insanely good prices. Fixer uppers? @DB
Load More Replies...Boss Canceled Our Christmas Party Cause This Broke The Bank
'We're gonna drive to you BREAKdown', 'If you think you're getting that pto you must be NUTS', 'We need to talk to you about your REESEnt performance'
Load More Replies...I would rather have that than the Christmas party. At least I'd get something, as I'm sure as hell not going to the party.
Se-REESE-ly???!!! You'd be NUTS if you think we buy into this BS!!! Your miserly company deserved to go BROKE because we need a BREAK from your cheap *ss!!!
$50 of candy broke the bank? I'd definitely be looking for a company where petty cash doesn't break them. Eeek
Is This True ?
A lesson I learned after COVID. Before COVID, I held the same job at the same place for 12 years. Afterword I jumped from five places in two years. Got a raise every time.
I did great at. the same company but doing a different role every 18 months to 2 years. Stayed for 10 years until I hit the ceiling and moved somewhere else and kept moving until I started my own company. Have been really lucky in my career generally which is great and astounding because most of the rest of my life is a disaster. There are some good companies and bosses out there, never give up. In case I sound full of myself, have not worked for quite a long time for mental and physical health reasons. Now well enough to go back to work and terrified. Also not particularly well qualified academically.
I feel like this is not as true as it used to be. But not because companies got better about paying their employees. Edit to clarify: I believe it is still true, but not as reliable as it used to be. I’m trying to point out that changing jobs doesn’t get you better pay the way it used to because everyone pays badly. The current situation is more like the beam of light swerving off and only hitting Fortune 500 ceos and leaving *everyone* in the dark.
Lastly, society these days is far more advanced than it was back in the day. Technology is efficient enough for people to not need a 40-hour week. By eliminating overwork in terms of weekly hours, you’d foster more productivity in humans. In fact, this was written back in 1932—tech has significantly advanced since then so it’s even more true today than it was then.
Every Damn Time
Oh yeah... this resonates. ...except for senior managers who are hired just to oversee the layoffs spawned by a company re-org. When the dust settles, they leave. I call them hatchet men (or women). I saw this more than once or twice at the place I worked for through to retirement.
I worked in a manufacturing environment and identified an easy way of cutting production time by about 50%. Brought it to my managers attention and was told I was doing things the wrong way and potentially ruining the companies reputation if defective units got out (they wouldn't, I just streamlined the process top cut out unnecessary stages). So carried on with the manager approved way and production stayed about the same till a rush order came in and we didn't have the capacity to do it. Hell broke loose. Overtime was put on and it actually cost the company more per unit to build. I went back to my own method and raked in the overtime while also increasing my yield (while working less hard). My method had better quality since we didn't have to repeat steps. Instead of being praised I was reprimanded for going against the SOP. I left shortly after.
cont... They tired replicating the process but messed it up. We used peltier units for cooling and they somehow reversed the wiring so it was heating rather than cooling. Meaning that thousands of units were returned for refurb. All because they didn't listen. Lost the customer (the biggest we had at the time) and almost lost the company. The companies reputation was ruined. Then covid hit. No more company. I moved into healthcare before that. I'm not actually sure who came off worse lol.
Load More Replies...Poop On Your Own Time, Dammit!
A bow movement? Shoot your arrows quicker and don't miss the boss next time.
so what you supposed to get up mid poop and go back to work with a tail
Uhhhh...I have a chronic illness and one of the fun side effects is constipation. When I am able to go, it usually takes between 30-60 minutes. Guess I'd be finishing up in the dark.
"Cleveland Clinics", so they expect humans who take care of humans to behave like robots when not around humans? That's what I'm getting from this.
Red Bull Declined My Job Application, So I Sent This Snazzy Response
Red Bull doesn't proofread your email signature. It only gives you wings.
Just A Bit Of Levity For Everyone
You need to move up to management where theft is expected and encouraged.
Yet another item to put on my list of WHAT NOT TO DO DURING A JOB INTERVIEW. This can go before DON'T BE LATE but way after DON'T BE NAKED. But DON'T STEAL should go with the other moral imperatives such as DON'T KILL and DON'T LIE or DON'T SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE. Just so many rules these days. Why can't I be hired for my good looks alone?
Now let's see how much Walmart steals from their workers' wages! Wage theft is much worse in America than shoplifting.
I guess this falls into the two wrongs making a right category then?
Load More Replies...This is an old one that's been posted MANY times by different people. Sort of an urban legend.
It's people like that who make the rest of us inconvenienced cause we have to find a sales associate to open up a locked cabinet just to get a bag of cough drops b/c they are stolen all the time.
"So hire me and I'll show you how I did it and help close the hole in your security!"
We hired a guy who shoplifted from us when he was younger and he ended up being able to deter most shoplifters reliably on the sales floor.
While the movement is ever-growing, change is happening already. The COVID-19 pandemic has forced the possibility of working remotely and you can’t deny it any more. In fact, it has been so influential that folks tend to prompt for remote work as it provides a better work-life balance as there’s more family time and the like.
Happens All The Time
Been there...then I joined them in quitting after I realized they were on to something...
This happened to me -- but as the boss in a small business. Trained her for a month, looking forward to the time when she'd actually be working... she quit, giving no notice except "I thought I'd be doing something different." Why didn't she tell me that the first week?!?
Yeah, happened to me recently. Took two weeks Vay-Cay and then never came back.
It Was Nice Knowing You
"Oh shite! What did I do this time?" It was the "Employees must stop crying before returning to work" sticker in the employee bathroom wasn't it? True Story.
Having A Fever And Feeling Unfit To Make It In. “Boss” Responded With This. What Do I Even Say In This Case?
Pardon me BP censors but F-U-C-K that guy. That is NOT how you treat staff. I hope that manager contracts long COVID and spends the rest of his life on a respirator. Making someone go to work with COVID is a danger to the rest of the staff and a danger to any clientele. You know what's not good for business? Getting your customers sick.
"Making someone go to work with COVID is a danger to the rest of the staff and a danger to any clientele." - absolutely right.
Load More Replies...Get it in writing from your manager that he is willing to risk everyone’s health
And report that to the labor board, print it out and hang it in the break room and go to the local press for good measure.
Load More Replies...If you show up for work, be sure to report to this idiot in PERSON, and cough on them. Then go home.
Not sure what country OP is from but that could very well be illegal. Showing up to work when you're contagious is a public health risk, not to mention you probably feel like death.
Job Hunting Again, And It Sucks. Please Have All Certifications, A Degree In At Least 3 Fields, And 20 Years For This Internship
If This Isn’t The Truth Lol
Greedy business owners need to know that the redistribution of wealth is coming, and their workers will not use such subtle methods as wooden shoes.
My husband works at a factory where the do have a union, at least for now. The factory is now under contract to hire immigrants through a hiring company and they are no longer hiring locals. Husband believes this is so they can pay them less and they can break down the union in the process. Less pay for workers, more hours and no benefits is how the future of this company is shaping up to be.
And they want more immigrants (and even immigrant kids) for cheap labor. Vote Biden to keep them coming!
Load More Replies...Some of the workers at the VW plant in the US are trying to join the UAW (union). The conservative governor and other conservative state and national politicians showed up in their union-made SUV's, protected by union law enforcement/security teams, to discourage them from doing so.
So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Are you up for doing no work right now? If so, use that opportunity to share your takes and stories in the comment section below. And also jump into this rabbit hole of a similar article.
So The "Better Candidate" Didn't Work Out Huh?
Or... you are told by the boss an employee is "the best he has". Boss then has his a*s kicked due to uncompleted tasks, and poor performance by said employee....he relates this struggle to you and you go "huh".
this happened to me in my last job search. like, yup, I figured that might not work out so well for ya
Yeah, didn't get hired because I had worked in different fields over the course of my life and they thought that was a red flag. I still see the same job posting show up every few months, guess the people they hire don't stay long enough.
Load More Replies...I Love Healthy Workplace Environments, I Would Love To Work For One, One Day
I got my first full time job after being a casual for years, and I get holiday pay and sick leave, and they if anything, they insist that I leave on time and don't stay past my hours unpaid. I'm still getting used to having job security and being respected <3
That's the way Kinko's used to be back in the 90s. Now they're just another sada$$ corporate trend-following company with employees who couldn't care less about working for them.
Load More Replies...SO happy at my new job! I was miserable for quite a while at my last one. And severely underpaid.
Hiring Questions
I love seeking Bizarro panels for these things. He has so many different ones: alien, eyeball, rabbit, shoe, bird, firecracker, K2, G2, pie, etc. It's like the Ninas in Al Hirschfeld's drawings.
Load More Replies...I'll Get To It Eventually
I HAD 6 months salary saved up before COVID. It took me TWELVE YEARS to earn that. Also just to be clear, I'm NOT into avocado toast and fancy coffee.
If you worked 3 years at job, you would have to save 16.6 % of your take home pay.
Load More Replies...Finding A Job In 2023 Be Like:
WTF are we doing here? I'm job-hunting, for months now. No response at all from the vast majority, only 1 actually let me know I wasn't selected, almost 60 days after my application. Even positions I'm solid on education, experience, skills, etc. This is a make-work game to keep HR people busy without actually doing anything.
You at least got a response albeit late. None of the jobs I applied for called or emailed to tell me no. I agree
Load More Replies...Without realizing that we actually DO want to work, we just don’t want to work for THEM and their poverty-level wages.
Load More Replies...Most Caess
If anybody says the company is like "one big family," they mean a dysfunctional and toxic one.
People don't say what they don't need to say. It if says, "fast-paced environment," that means that they've encountered many workers who, in their assessment, had trouble with the fast pace. So translated, this means, "don't bother applying if you don't want to work your a*s off and be treated like it's the very minimum we expect from you."
“Thank You For All Your Hard Work And Dedication To The Team”
AI has a long way to go before it can match human creativity. Right now it still relies on prompts from humans.
When U Apply
I like to take lots of naps, do I put this under personal interests or professional experience?
Both? A passionate hobby and an learnt skill to be more efficient at work?
Load More Replies...It Really Do Be Like That
With a lot of "competitive" wages you will be competing over a good spot at the food bank.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a Richard Pryor movie. He wanted a job. You have to be in the union to get one. How do you join the union? You have to have a job.
The classic Catch-22 - can't get a job without experience, but can't get experience without a job.
It Be Like That Sometimes…
I had one where it was 10:30am. We started at 5:30 or 6am, so I guess it made sense. But it was weird to be eating a salad during breakfast hours. :)
Load More Replies...Thoughts Abt This Racial Discrimination
Which parts of Europe or Australia, though? Would an indiginous Australian count? How about a European from Turkey?
According to Reddit, this was a black woman applying to a job in New South Wales. OMH lol and it's only for a casual pharmacy event!! WTAF!?!??
About 20 years ago, they'd publish these thick volumes of apartments available. The advertisers all wanted to be associated with diversity, and yet not with the crime that apartment seekers associated with minority neighborhoods. In a stack of 500 full-page listings, every one that featured a person in their ad photo featured a coffee-skinned black woman with expensive clothes yet minimal bling and light-colored hair styled in ways that white women can get with the right hair dryer and curling tools. You know, the sort of woman who laughs while eating yogurt in the ad world. It just reeked to me of "We welcome Blacks! But not THOSE kind of Blacks! Actually, come to think of it, we really welcome self-congratulatory white women."
I Guess My Name Wasn’t Womanly Enough For A Job
Is This Normal??!
That one word. If it said " professional" instead of "attractive". And somehow we all know the recipient is a woman because no one tells a man they need to be attractive to get a job.
That is the most sexist POS i have read today. Notice i said today and not ever.
There are still places that "require" women wear pumps with minimum height heels. Jobs that involve standing for eight hours. That's obviously decided by sexist males that have never worn a pair of pumps in their worth lives.
This Is An Exchange I Had Over A Manager Job With Motel 6
🤦♂️ maybe not the best place to be working at, but would at least be work until you could find something else ASAP!
Don't Do It
Aeon Flux! First episode. Roughly 1992. I was just thinking about how awesomely graphicly it was animated.
I don’t think the person rolling their eyes is the brainless one in this scenario 🤔
Load More Replies...My Town's McDonald's Posted This In Their Workplace Today, Thoughts?
Not only that, but they are MORE qualified than actual doctors, since a note doesn't exempt you
Load More Replies......and those are the people who cooks your food? If you are sick, you better stay out of the kitchen! ..otherwise it isn't only your colleques you bring down, it could be hundreds of customers too.
I have no problem showing up with shingles that make big running sores on my face and expose everyone to chicken pox. Maybe you'll get lucky and one of your soon-to-be sick customers sues you.
Capitalism Chart
The first three replies to this comment are about how voting doesn't work. That's three votes right there, a full one half of the people who upvoted this comment. Imagine if everyone who said voting doesn't work stopped fulfilling their own prophecy and just did it anyway.
Load More Replies...Is This Legal On A Job Application?
its a lame score for a match, 1:9,a dn i dont even know who he fight with
well unless you are aplying to be a preacher, "Asolutely squat" would be an apropriate answer to that, perhaps followed by the sentence "but it could be an indication that you are an absolute nutcase if you think that religion and work should be mixed up, and that I want to work for a company where who thinks that it is relevant that I know bibleverses by heart".
It means that toxic employers should confess the sin of exploiting their workers and then change how they treat them. Just stop the unrighteousness of *not* treating others the way you yourself would want to be treated.
I Guess The First 200 Weren't Good Enough, Huh?
I wish I'd made this up but ..... I've seen a job posting with an absolute perfect fit....... Just before pressing send on my application It felt so well known .... looked in my email and found I already applied 6x over the course of a year and they never responded. Not once.
I applied to a company one time that had the same position listed every few months. Can't understand why they got upset when I asked why they had such a big turnover! Didn't get the job. Oh well, now I've owned my own business over 22 years. I think their still looking for someone
Is It Legal For My Boss To Tell Me I'm Resigning (Texas)
Hehe, a colleague was told she had resigned for walking out at midday after an argument with her boss. Boss was too fückwitted to realise that the colleague was part time and it was the end of her day.
From A Principal To The Teachers
nothing would have been better what went through their mind ooh i bet they would love toothpaste and a tooth brush i mean bruh
"Sorry this is what I got for you but they didn't have anything cheaper."
I would be willing to bet the school got these for free.
Load More Replies...Did everyone get this or just you? Maybe they're trying to tell you something😬🪥🤷🏼♀️lol
How To Respond To This? Original Offer Was Up To $5000 And This Mail Comes Before The Final Interview
Reply: Bait and switch tactics just cost you a qualified employee. I don't like dishonest people, and wouldn't want a boss like that. So beyond the lesson I just taught you about what happens when you screw over people, please forget all about me, and don't contact me in the future as my life is too short to deal with this kind of BS. I wish you the best of luck finding another sucker, who is willing to act like a doormat, and who is more compatible with the lousy kind of games you play.
No. Please take my name out of your database. I never want to hear from you slimy b@stards again.
Why Would A Job Application Need To Know This?
In the UK many companies monitor who is applying, to see if their job ads are reaching different sectors of society, particularly if they find they are getting lots of a particular type of person applying. It’s not meant to be used as part of the selection and is taken out of applications before the selection panel receive it (I’ve been on that selection panel and this data didn’t reach me - but maybe some companies are less ethical). It’s also nearly always optional to complete it.
That’s a really offensive way to gauge that, though.
Load More Replies...Company Gifted Us All A $25 Doordash Credit For Christmas. This Is What Happens When We Try To Use It
Given two $25 and one $50 gift cards for working unpaid overtime. Card declined. Called and they were already used two years ago.
Answer to that? Find another gig and give no notice.
Load More Replies...It Was Blank And It Forced Me To Answer Like What Else Could I Say?😭
What Does Being Loyal Get You In All Fairness?
You would think his desk would look better than that after being there for so long.
Saw A Post About Rudest Rejection Emails And Had To Share This
Some irony that the person doing the rejecting isn't capable of spelling correctly.
This indicates to me that this company might value and reward toxic attitudes above competence.
Load More Replies...Happy Holidays From My Department
The symbolic cynicism is strong in this one- even the cane you’ve given to support yourself is broken!
i mean its just a slap in the face not even a whole candy cane that adds a kick to the balls
Open it and pour it on the double-SOB's office chair. Then add water.
Not Wanting To Work Yourself To Death Is Now Considered Living A "Soft Life"
I love how “more fulfilling” is right there like we’re supposed to be shamed by framing it as “soft”.
I have an easier, less stressful job now than I have ever had. I'm also 50+ and paid my dues in the "grind" first. Everyone wants to jump right into their dream without paying their dues.
Job Rejected Me Without Changing The Chatgpt Template💀
Dear Whomever... We hired the internal candidate we were ALWAYS going to hire...
Company Is Asking To Solve Rubik's Cube In Aptitude Round
How many weeks do they offer applicants to solve a Rubik's Cube? (asking for a friend)
Pro Tip: Used to take it apart and put it back together in proper config
Load More Replies...It’s Employee Appreciation Week. We Get To Wear Different T Shirts. Huzzah
I am working on a 5 million dollar project. Its been going on for 3 years and no end in sight. Some team mebers are working 70 hours a week, working 3am to meet impossible deadlines. They finally fired the boss. We all work remote, and out of 6 people, two are contractors and on is retiring in 4 weeks. To help reset the project and get us off on the right path, we will have team building next week. We are already trauma bonded, for effs sake.
or, Very Casual Friday (SFW) 46b91f535f...f2e811.jpg
Corporations Suck
Tbf a lot of it depends on what happens outside of these treats. If it’s awful 24/7 and this is the best they do, then that sucks. But this could be a sign of a genuinely nice place to work (bad puns aside)
HMS Host is a company that runs many of the food and drink places in airports in the US. Every Starbucks and many other commonly known names are actually HMS Host and not the parent company.
Load More Replies...Not motivating it's childish and that's the best I can do without using a lot of expletives
"Our team members are CERALously the best"? The treats are bad enough, but if people can't be arsed to even spell correctly, this gives you yet another hint that this is a toxic environment.
Is This Even Legal?
That is actually legal. For example, in staffing service companies they have to pay the employees' medicine license exams etc. from their own pocket, without being able to charge clients for then. That's why the free exams come with a clause about paying the value of the education back. Without, gig workers could sign up only for the license and after that move to work with some other company, maybe with higher pay put without the examinations opportunities.
I Found This A Little Funny
This might serve as a diagnostic tool. If you think this post makes any kind of sense, you’re delusional.
What Do Y'all Think Of This Kind Of Job Posting? Necessary Or Cringe?
It could have been written a lot shorter: "Please don't be a human being and bring all that that includes into our office. You are tough mentally and physically is always a red flag, as it means we don't give a flying fork about how you feel, you just have to suck up all our BS like a sponge.
What Are They Smoking
Whoever wrote this is so far up the backside of the corporate world they have oxygen deprivation.
Agree. There are people who have so much money that they cannot conceive of the idea of not having enough. And so...nonsense like this is born.
Load More Replies..."I'll have the lobster and foie gras please?" "And how will sir be paying?" "With emotions and, if the service is good, the tip shall be an interpretive dance on the theme of dystopia."
‘Emotional salary’ is the most bizarre term I’ve heard this week, but whatever you call it, it doesn’t pay the rent.
I hope whoever wrote this craptrap drivel gets a raise in emotional salary instead. Soon we will see what they are paid in: anger, and whether they like it or not. SMH!!!
Here We Go
The agents just chat with patients and keep them company. They outperformed nurses because nurses are working.
I can outperform a pilot, too. Can't fly or land or take off or...but I can LOOK super productive!
At This Point, I Can Only Lol
The Audacity
This person was laid off from this company and 4 months later the JR director sends this email.
You Might Not Want To Use The Word “Delve” When Writing Your Cover Letters As It Might Be Considered Ai-Generated
Strangest "Rejection" Email I've Received. I Am Not The Sysadmin Lol
Life Hacks 👏🏻
I Applied To This Position Over 4 Years Ago.. They Must Have Been Very Careful Considering Me
That's nothing. I applied for a job when I lived in Minnesota for nine months. They finally reached out to me, not once, not twice, but three times! Six years later and after I told them I was now living in another state.
I Don't Feel Like This Is Legit
Life changed to the mess we know, when individual rights superseded the collective whole.
The rich getting richer while the working class people work harder and harder for less and less is fertile ground for revolution. That is why China and Russia went Communist - the wealthy, out-of-touch nobles tried to squeeze more and more out of the peasants. Attention CEOs: The best way to stymie Communism is to PAY YOUR WORKERS LIVING WAGES. Desperate people with hungry children are more inclined to join the ranks of revolutionaries. Well-fed people who can keep up with rent and utilities and still save a little for a rainy day provide poor soil for the socialism you fear.
Life changed to the mess we know, when individual rights superseded the collective whole.
The rich getting richer while the working class people work harder and harder for less and less is fertile ground for revolution. That is why China and Russia went Communist - the wealthy, out-of-touch nobles tried to squeeze more and more out of the peasants. Attention CEOs: The best way to stymie Communism is to PAY YOUR WORKERS LIVING WAGES. Desperate people with hungry children are more inclined to join the ranks of revolutionaries. Well-fed people who can keep up with rent and utilities and still save a little for a rainy day provide poor soil for the socialism you fear.
