Call it engagement, fulfillment, or happiness, but a workplace can have a huge impact on our well-being and sense of purpose.
However, there are plenty of potential detractors that can make even an enjoyable job a living hell, such as a lack of recognition, a messed up work-life balance, and, of course, toxic colleagues.
So, in an attempt to remind you just how important the people around us are, we at Bored Panda have put together a collection of annoying employees who do nothing but test everyone's patience.
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Coworker Left This In The Break Room Today, With His Name And Phone Number. Bold Move
A superior once demanded I make coffee. But I don't drink coffee. Sure, I'll make it... is it six scoops of coffee? Nevermind, I'll do it myself. And that, ladies, is how you break the chauvinistic cycle.
You reminded me of a time when I was around 12 and decided to be 'helpful' and make coffee for people while at my moms funeral. This was back in 1984, but the funeral home had one of those coffee makers that hooked up to a water line? Can't remember how many people were there but I sure know I figured it was one scoop of coffee grounds per person and then hit the brewer button as many times as there was people there - once for each person. Needless to say......
Load More Replies...It's whoever not whomever!! If you can sub in he/she it's who if it needs him/her than it's whomever.
I either didn't know this or I completely forgot it after I finished high school
Load More Replies...Okay, I'm with coworker. I don't drink coffee, but I did used to work in an office where our company provided milk for employees, we just had to walk down a couple floors to where the catering team were based and ask for a bottle when we needed a new one. Probably twice a week. The one person in our office who easily drank most of the milk - because she used to have cereal at work every day - was also the one person who never would walk her a*s down to get a new bottle. It used to annoy everyone like crazy
So wash the pot, make some coffee, and get on with it. Or do you think you're too important to make coffee? 🤔
That's An Insufferable Perspective
That's funny, I sometimes have that feeling when talking to people with kids and I have one, so there you go.
Hard same. I love my kids and being a mum, but part of the reason I love being a working mum is that I get to have this part of my life outside of my family too and have adult conversations about other things. I work in a very middle-aged-women dominated industry and there's definitely offices I've been in where all people talk about is their kids, it's not my favourite dynamic. Chatting about them here and there is fine, but I don't need it to be every convo.
Load More Replies...Sure it seems inconsequential because you can’t think about a conversation that doesn’t revolve around your kids.
Shortly after I went back to college, I met a couple who had just gotten married. He had a PhD and she had a Masters. Both very smart people. Five years down the road, they had two kids. They had a neighbor in the same situation, but that poor lady spent all her time with her kids, and she couldn't hold a conversation beyond their grade level -- and she was a schoolteacher. My friends were convinced her mental decline was because she'd isolated herself, made her entire existence about her children. To combat this quagmire, they would call me every month, begging for adult conversation about intellectual topics. They didn't care what we talked about as long as it didn't involve Pokemon, Barney or Tellitubbies. I was happy to oblige.
There are people who put everybody into one of two categories, and those who don't. I can't stand the people who create two categories! Total Jerks!
Since there are two sorts of people - people who are non-binary and people who are binary - everyone can be classified as binary.
Load More Replies..."it's weird talking to people with kids, because they make parenting their whole personality, you know?"
"Yeah, yeah, your grandma's sick, but my darling Kennydeigh blew a spit bubble yesterday, and that's clearly more important."
According to research by Quality Logo Products, around 90% of Americans have a coworker who annoys them, and 57% of people have even considered quitting because of them.
Psychologist Daniel Goleman, author of the bestselling book 'Emotional Intelligence: Why It Can Matter More Than IQ,' says that handling these colleagues has less to do with how you treat them and more to do with how you prepare yourself.
The most important things, Goleman points out, are self-awareness and self-management.
I Asked A Coworker To Count And Tally Up Some Apparel For Me. This Is What I Got
I’m still glad she did it, but you’re supposed to make each 5th tally a slash through the previous four, in order to easily count by groups of 5 when totaling.
I assumed that was common knowledge, but maybe it isn’t.
Maybe she doesn't know. Maybe you can teach her like: "Thank you for counting the apparel. But let me show you a neat trick..."
When kindness costs nothing why on earth is it so hard for you to be a kind, understanding individual??
Load More Replies...That is traditionally a North American thing. Many cultures do it differently it's quite interesting
I like the French tally marks where you make a square, then a slash through the square for the 5th mark.
A lost skill - like making change without a calculator/till/smartphone
Coworker Keeps Avoiding Paying Me Back After She Conveniently Forgot Her Wallet At Dinner
A few weeks ago I decided to grab some dinner with a coworker. I rarely go out to eat as it's so expensive these days, but I finally decided to treat myself one night. My coworker ordered appetizers for herself, multiple drinks, a larger dinner and even dessert. When it came time to pay, we were each going to just pay for our food but she conveniently forgot her wallet and just sat there staring at me. I’m an awkward person and I really didn’t want to cover her food in the moment because it was more than I could even afford but it was such a weird situation and she promised to pay me back, so to just end the evening I covered her bill expecting to get reimbursed.
That was weeks ago and she keep posting on social media about going out to fancy restaurants or weekend trips but she always has an excuse when I ask to be paid back. I barely make a livable wage and being in the red because of her has caused me so much anxiety, I feel like such an idiot.
Whenever she posts about yet another fancy trip, leave a comment saying, "Where's the money, Lebowski??"
Because she's totally not paying for those other dinners either.
Load More Replies...Small claims court and she'll learn her lesson! Be done with people like that... They don't deserve help, or patience for that matter....
Thankfully those texts will help her case. She can also request and more than likely get interest off of the money owed.
Load More Replies...Well you know how she affords to go out to fancy restaurants all the time: she doesn't pay.
Print out these texts and hang them everywhere in the workplace
Load More Replies..."It's important to know what you're feeling and how it shapes your perceptions, your motivations, your actions, and whether it harms your performance or not," the psychologist says.
"This leads you to recognize what is going on."
By identifying what exactly triggers us, we can better anticipate them and regulate ourselves.
Coworker Kept Using My Creamer. I Live On A Farm And He Knows It
My next step is to write breast milk.
Fun fact: all milk is breast milk. Related fact: Almond milk isn't really milk.
What if it's cat milk? " Cats can be milked too" - some guy named Focker.
I Don't Get Irritated Easily By Double Parking, But One Of My Coworkers Does This Every Day In A Full Parking Lot
I see that s**t and park as close as I can. I have a 2005 Corolla that's already dented. Go ahead a try getting into your car when I park an inch away from your door, b***h.
That is my solution as well. The Subaru doesn't mind another scratch.
Load More Replies...Ah, see, maybe you missed this but this person is SPECIAL, as in privileged, as in getting to do whatever they want, like not stopping at traffic signals, parking in the no parking zone, passing in the no-passing lane, blocking doorways and shopping aisle, cutting ahead in the line/queue, demanding immediate service from all the little people, etc
I do get easily irritated by double parking!!! That would drive me up the walls! Not even a week into it I would have been in front of their desk, slamming their license plates on it! I can't stand stupid, but entitlement enrages me!!!
I Have Been Writing A Fun Fact Every Week On An Unused Whiteboard At The Office. Someone Clearly Doesn't Like It
Some people cannot grow 6 inches and are annoyed I suppose ?
Load More Replies...I love it! If the place I work had a whiteboard in the office I'd probably do it myself!
The Eiffel tower is 32km tall?!???! That,'s nearly 20 miles! My opinion of the French has just improved, massively.
No "That's what she said." joke comes to mind at the moment, but the day is young!🤪
If these things persist and take a considerable toll on us, Goleman suggests giving yourself a little pep talk before going into the office.
"Okay, I'm going to spend two hours with this person who I know triggers me. It’s just this person, it’s not me. And I don’t have to react," he gives an example.
You can also "prepare your physiology" with various practices, such as box breathing.
"This actually shifts your physiology from sympathetic nervous system arousal, which is the stress and anxiety mode, to parasympathetic, which is the relax and recover mode," he says.
Brought This Pie To An Office Potluck. My Coworker Sliced It Like This And Took From The Middle
Which is insane because we all know the crust is the best part!
Load More Replies...If it's a Costco-size pie, then I would give this a pass because those pies are HUGE
Oh the chaos that this one brings is madness and yet probably great folly as well.
I'm actually quite impressed, one more piece with no crust, and the rest (13) with crust. And only two seem oddly shaped.
Load More Replies...if you dont know how to cut a basic piece of pie, goodbye💀💀 id at least try
Well... If there are 15 employees in the office everyone gets a slice this way
Coworkers Keep Stealing My Work Breakfasts. Maybe This Flow Chart Will Solve The Issue
Many years ago we had a serial lunch thief at our company. Finally one coworker who's wife was a chemist dosed his lunch with an eye dropper of phenolthalein. It didn't take long to see who the thief was and the pilferings ceased right after that. Look up phenolthalein laxative" to see what happened to them.
Load More Replies...I really don't understand how a person thinks its ok to steal someone else's food.
They don't think it's ok, they know it's not, but they're a******s and do it anyway.
Load More Replies...I doubt that'll deter the lunch thief. Some people have no shame 🤷♀️
You should get a job in an office full of old people like me. We would never steal someone else's food, especially because between the hot sausage and salsa, this would probably kill anyone over 55.
Worked with a guy who was "a diabetic who likes to live dangerously" to quote a fellow worker so we kept some easily digestible candy in the fridge for emergencies and it kept disappearing. We KNEW who was taking it - a retired policeman who worked on traffic liaison for us with the local cop shop. One day he said he had to leave early to get over to his aunt's house. She had died and he knew there was money hidden and needed to get there fast because the police had had to gain access . . . "and you know what coppers are like!". I repeat, this was a retired policeman!
Here's another one. My sister and I worked for a law firm in the 1990s. I worked all day on Saturdays so I had shorter hours during the week to attend college. On Fridays, I would order lunch and include something extra for myself for Saturday. One Friday night after I had left, my sister caught one of the partners eating my Saturday lunch. She told him it was mine, and his response was that I wasn't going to eat it. Nice. Law partner steals food from peon. On the other side of the coin, I once interviewed with a firm that would fire you for microwaving fish or stealing someone else's food. That firm administrator was a megalomaniac, so I was happy I didn't get a callback.
The Way My Coworker Opens An Ice Bag. The Bag Literally Has A Drawstring
I had a woman working beneath me, so I was supposed to be training her but it was a lost cause because every bag she opened was torn thru. It was crazy and always a mess to clean up after.
Are you sure she was a woman and not three racoons in a raincoat?
Load More Replies...someone who does s**t like that, or steals other peoples food, would get a serious stern talk about things, and a writeup, and for the theft? You don't need to work here anymore. Simples, as if you steal other people's food, what else do you feel entitled to?
By recognizing how our annoying coworker bothers us and preparing to deal with them, we can recover more quickly.
"You can't control what in life is going to trigger you," Goleman says. "But you can control how long you stay triggered and how long you are upset."
Time To Find A New Job. Or At Least New Coworkers
I would stay there sorting it. I would hate myself, someone will probably yell at me for it, but I can't help myself. I did it before. I have learned not to sort messes in shops, I don't work in a shop I should not do other people's jobs..., but this is too much.
Thirty five years ago I had a saturday job in a library shelving books.... I still get twitchy around books when they are shelved wrong. In shops and libraries, not peoples own collections, I'm not a monster!
Load More Replies...I work in a building populated by full grown, adult, university educated MILITARY personnel. I, myself, am ex-military. Some of them are even married (I feel sorry for their poor, put-upon spouses). Most of them cannot hang their mugs up after they have washed them (those that actually do wash them), the hooks are just above the draining board. One of them likes to make a cafetiere of coffee and seems unable to get the grounds in the jug without chucking them all over the clean mugs and the sink. It drives me mad. They just leave it all to the pixies and elves to sort out.
try having this literally EVERY RESET. for literally every dish, glass, and utensil in the condo! renters ALWAYS completely rearrange everything to their personal preference...and that's the ones who bother to TRY and clean up!
My 2 Coworkers Left 45 Minutes Early On A Holiday Weekend, Leaving Me With All These Dishes
I'm a head closer so I cannot leave until all of the work is done or I get in trouble. I'm going to be letting my boss know tomorrow when he asks why I was there an hour over my scheduled time.
I would do my share and then dump the rest in their lockers or something.
I understand that sucks, but an hour to clean like 14 containers???
There might have been more stuff that didn't make it into the picture.
Load More Replies...My Coworker Loves To Strike Out The Previous Day At Midnight. Someone Beat Him To It Tonight
We literally had a guy quit over this exact same thing. He was super OCD and the new guy didn't realize that, so he started crossing it out wrong. When OCD guy asked him to stop, the new guy drew a smiley face on it the next day. He wasn't trying to be mean, just goofin. But OCD guy quit on the spot. So there's a little lesson for anyone who thinks "oh my ocd lol" is cute and quirky. This dude flamed a high paying job with benefits because he couldn't handle a joke. That s**t's a serious disease.
How My Coworkers Leave The Vacuum Cord
The last time I bought a vacuum, I thought I'd save a little money and get one without the cord retractor. I thought, "I'm not that lazy." Yes, yes I am that lazy. Never again. It's also nice to retract it when it gets too long when you're vacuuming.
ah, yet another quirk of my job...no one ever puts the cord away, they just drape it over the top hanger and leave
Tie their legs with it... They'll learn their lesson after a chipped tooth! :))
A new study by Kickresume found that these five types of coworkers are the most irritating:
- Credit Stealer (33%);
- Micromanager (32%);
- Chronic Complainer (30%);
- Personal Space Intruder (30);
- Lunch Thief (27%).
Out Of Dishwasher Detergent. Coworker Decided To Use Dish Soap
My EX did this once. It took her more than an hour to clean it up. She also put bubble bath in the whirlpool tub. by the time she got undressed and back into the bathroom, there was like 3 feet over the tub with bubble foam.
I did this at my sister's when I was a teenager i only put a little in , the suds actually went out and was coming out of the sliding
I once left dish soap on something I put in the dishwasher. I used the regular dishwasher detergent, but apparently I didn't rinse that item enough. Same result. I can only imagine how bad it would have been if I'd put the dish soap in there intentionally!
The Surprise My Coworkers Left For Me
Unplug it, walk over to another desk (preferably one of the idiots who did this) unplug their keyboard and substitute this one.
Or, go to 'preferences' and set their keyboard to Dvorak ?
Load More Replies...For anyone struggling to spot anything, the have moved all the letters to alphabetical order, rather than qwerty.
And the number pad has been moved to above the letter keys and the arrows keys have been screwed with even the f*****g brackets have been messed up
Load More Replies...Honestly, it wouldn't make a difference. I never look at the keyboard when I type.
Do you really need the letters? They left everything else alone it seems. Unless you're a two finger typer and they know this and did it intentionally.
ALL the keys have been moved. Opticians appointment maybe?
Load More Replies...First Day Back In The Office. Bought A Dozen Krispy Kreme Donuts To Take Home To Family. Went For Lunch And Someone Took Them From My Desk
When I was between undergrad & grad school (young) & working at my first office job I had a plate of cookies given to me on my desk on a decorative plate with colored plastic wrap around it and ribbon with a bow. It was clearly a holiday gift. It disappeared. That night, my roommates gave me all the shake from their weed & I leaned to make really potent “pot oil.” I made a new batch of cookies & wrapped them like the previous and brought them to work. They sat on my desk all day & disappeared the following. All three mailroom guys went home “sick” that day. The following day, a Friday, I walked a letter that needed to be mailed to their area. Without elaborating, I simply said “glad you’re feeling better. I hope the next time it doesn’t kill you” and laughed like it was a joke. The following Monday there was a bakery made box of cookies on my desk. No one went to HR, no one made a scene.
Being stolen from your desk is on a whole new level when compared to stolen from the communal fridge.
Why should they have to? What if their office hours and the open hours of the bakery coincide, except for early morning?
Load More Replies...My Coworkers Are Idiots
Or it’s intentional. Like some people wear two different socks (which I like to do 😁)
I always wear two different socks. Too awkward trying to walk with both feet in just one sock! :p
Load More Replies...I'm the kind of coworker who'd switch them like this on purpose just to annoy people.
The study also discovered that 62% of respondents face their annoying coworkers directly in the office, making it the top spot for these frustrations.
But it doesn’t end there. Bothersome colleagues appear no matter if you're working in-person or remotely.
Written communication, such as emails and Slack messages, is a significant source of annoyance for 44% of employees. Furthermore, annoying coworkers can also ruin phone calls (37%) and video calls (29%).
Instant Red Flag
Call her out in front of the server, see how she likes it, some people are utter twat-trumpets
This Is How A Coworker Parks Every Day
I work at a national auto parts retailer. There’s only a handful of spots to start with then there’s this to deal with.
If I owned a trash car... I'd park it right up close to their driver's door.
I do own a trash car, it is tremendously liberating.
Load More Replies...You sell auto parts. AUTO PARTS!!! You don't have an unfixable problem.
Well, it does look like someone left spike strips behind it.
Load More Replies...That's the least fun, most underwhelming thing you could do... You're absolutely right in this, but there's more mischievous fun to be had here
Load More Replies...Have other workers park to the left, right, and rear of them. Then go out to dinner.
Someone In The Office Ate My Snacks While I Was On Leave. They Even Left The Empty Packaging Inside My Drawer
I'm truly sorry, but I just don't get this. What makes you think you have a right to someone else's possessions just because you share a work space? What is it about desks and office spaces that turns people into thieves?
I know! I keep a candy dish on my desk counter that is for everyone and still people will go onto desk and take "my" stuff. One day I finally lost it because I wanted my Twix bar so bad and someone took it. I didn't realize how bad my outburst over it actually was until I came into work the next day and had almost a dozen Twix bars on my desk left as an offering by various coworkers.
Load More Replies...I never knew Nutella biscuits existed! They better be available on this side of the pond, or Nutella is going to get hissed at, but good!
They have them in America and they're delicious
Load More Replies...This Is My Office On Monday. It Will Remain Like This Until The Cleaning Staff Comes On Friday
But.. the sponge and soap are RIGHT THERE. I didn't know offices hired entire teams of toddlers.
I would be willing to bet there's a dishwasher too....
Load More Replies...This happened where I worked. Operations manager lost his s**t and anything left out went straight in the bin. Nothing was replaced so everybody had to bring their own stuff in, if they didnt clean up and left them, that stuff also went in the trash. Lesson learnt the hard way.
I love this man!!!! He would be a consultant for every workplace!
Load More Replies...It’s so disrespectful to leave this mess for the cleaning staff. They are there to keep the office clean and free of dust, not to be maids and clean other people s***
We had this problem. Left a laminated note..."If it's still here at 5pm, you'll find it in the garbage at 9am"
Really people??? Wash your damn dishes! The cleaning company is not your Mama and you are noya bunch of little kids.
I work in a corporate office of over 500 people and they do the same thing. only they leave food in the bowls and sink. They clog the sing regularly and over the weekend or holidays the building AC is turned off. Imagine walking into the break room, hot and stale, and whoa... so nasty.
When faced with behaviors you see in the pics, the biggest share of people — 32% to be precise — prefer to distance themselves from the culprit. I guess we really really are conflict-avoidant!
For more, check out our previous publications 50 People Share Just How Annoying Their Coworkers Really Are and 50 People Having A Miserable Day Thanks To Their Evil Coworkers.
Told Coworker He Can Have Half Of My Reese’s. This Is How He Handed It Back
It is your own fault. You didn't specify what you meant when you said "half"
This exactly the thing my coworkers and I would do to each other which of course demands reprisal. We've been doing stuff like this to each other for 15 years.
The Number Of Times My Coworker Said "Obviously" In The Month Of April
541. FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE TIMES. IN ONE MONTH. that averages to EIGHTEEN times every single day. Jesus.
If I tallied how many times a co-worker said “basically”, same #. Drives me batty.
At the place I worked it was a woman saying "literally". It was maddening.
Load More Replies...I really really find it irritating when someone I call or talk to at a counter keeps saying 'excellent' or 'perfect'. Sigh.
I'm hearing 'perfect' from medical office staff, every time I answer a question. I have about 5 different care providers, so it's as if the Borg programmed them all.
Load More Replies...Last place I worked there was a strict no drink (and no dr u gs) policy - we were supervising work on high speed highways - even at lunchtimes so no drinking games. One of the "hot shot" managers fell in love with the word "curate" . . . .( “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” -Inigo Montoya). . . and would often use it when giving pep talks to the troops. A group of us got plastic cups filled with Smarties (the original M&Ms) and each time we heard "curate" we'd pop a candy. Put on so much damn weight!
Someone Poured Milk In The Coffee Machine At My Office
I don't even mind that someone made a coffee with milk, but what bothers me is that this person left a mess behind for someone else to clean up, and no one is admitting that they did it.
No way will you ever get the residue out of that Nespresso machine. Throw it away, it's useless now.
How My Coworker Opens A Box Of Gloves With A Perforated Top
It's easier to get two glasses ves out like this. It sounds stupid and ridiculous, but you don't as easily pull a bunch out like you do from the much wider top.
You can only open those perforated tops with a knife. And when you do it stabs a hole in the gloves.
Coworkers Used My Mug As A Pen Holder In My Absence
Finally got cold, went looking for my mug and found it like this. This is as clean as I could get it.
Pour some boiling water in, let it sit for a little bit. Dump the water. Put a little bit of dish soap and a few generous finger-fulls of baking soda on a soft cloth. Use some firm pressure and wipe out the sides and bottom of the mug. Should come right out.
Absolutely. Or, try Bar Keeper's Friend to scour it clean.
Load More Replies...Put it in a fancy box, wrap it, slap a bow on it, and give it to that coworker for some holiday. Happy Solstice, Susan!
Yeah! Drụg the coworker as revenge! (This is a joke)
Load More Replies...Where did the co-worker keep his pens before your absence? And after?
Acetone (aka nail polish remover) removes ink marks. Test it first on a place where if it won't show though. Just to make sure it won't make a problem worse.
The Way My Coworker Supported Stock On A Single Can Instead Of Breaking It All Down
No, they should just have the $hit beat out of them.
Load More Replies...The Way My Coworker Labels Vials And Expects People To Be Able To Read Them
It's the "I, seal, upside down axe, 83" vial.....thought that was obvious
ah, thank you, i wouldve never seen the seal without you‼️
Load More Replies...My Coworker Has At Least 25 Years Of Experience Over Me In Office Work
Possible that those years of experience means your coworker knows that tucking doesn't work.
I mean, there;s no proof what brand of tape this is. so it's probably fine
Probably a multi-use inter-office envelope and the tape ruins it. Also cumbersome to open. We use large ones with string closures and some people use tape or staples on the string
Load More Replies...Coworker "Fixed" A Hole In The Roof Of Our Truck. And Yes, All Those Tools Are Attached
You win Cold! Giggling like crazy here thanks to your "load bearing caulk gun!"
Load More Replies...Creative incompetence at its best. That coworker will never be asked to fix anything from now on.
Can someone explain this b/c I have no idea what insanity is taking place?
Even the guy who did this couldn't answer that...
Load More Replies...My Coworker Left His Tooth On The Desk. Again
I work at a front desk, so have to share the same one and this is the 2nd time he's done it. He claims he takes it out when he eats.
"I don't know what happened to your tooth. Maybe the cleaning people threw it out?"
I understand the underlying intention, but personally I would have stopped at 'tooth'. I wouldn't want to put any ideas into this person's head knowing he's a sandwich short of a picnic (because that's the case if you leave your toooth out like that).
Load More Replies...Not when you have temporary teeth or a flipper. You Cannot eat with those kind of fake teeth in your mouth. As someone who struggles with dental issues. It's not something I'd wish on anyone, missing teeth and having a hard time eating because of it. I really wish people were more understanding about it.
Load More Replies...Throw it away, it's a temporary crown. It's supposed to be cemented in, not removed constantly.
People Meet Outside My Office And Leave Chairs Blocking My Door. Left A Note Asking Them To Stop, Note Intact But Door Still Blocked
The note says: "It's no big deal to meet out here, but when you are done, please put the chair back and don't leave it blocking my door. Thank you!"
Fling the door open and send the chairs flying. Keep doing it. They should catch on (eventually) or you'll have fun seeing the chair embedded in a wall.
Look at the picture! The door opens inward towards OPs office, not outdated towards the chairs and adjoining room.
Load More Replies...The Way My Coworker Discards Their Cigarette Butts
Squirrels are like that. They forget where they stash their food some 80% of the time. Of course, squirrels have a brain the size of a peanut.
Load More Replies...Mine just throw them into the plant pots that are 10 FEET AWAY from the ashtrays..........
why do so many smokers think they're allowed to litter? people who wouldn't dream of dropping their crisp packet on the ground and think it's fine to drop their butts and leave the litter there. disgusting.
I once looked at an upscale shared rental in central Phoenix. While sitting on the large patio talking to the owner I noticed that all the grout in the Saltillo tile was filled with cigarette butts. All of a 200 square foot patio! On the table was an empty hubcap sized ashtray (it was a hubcap.)
I Keep A Pack Of Gum In My Cubicle At Work. Tried To Grab A Piece And Discover This. I Hate My Coworkers
It would happen once, and then someone is going home that night.
Load More Replies...Buy a new pack, but cinnamon flavor. Unwrap each piece and soak them all overnight in the hottest hot sauce you can find. Remoive the gum from the sauce and dry completely on paper towels. Re-wrap the pieces of gum and put them back in the pack. Leave it in your drawer. Wait for screams.
A Coworker Ate Half My Sandwich And Had The Audacity To Leave The Other Half
Just get a can of any pate style catfood. Spread it on, add a bit of lettuce and tomato.
But why should you, they shouldn't have stolen your food in the first place
Load More Replies...I’ve yet to enter the workforce myself, but boy, is this making me think about what I should bring for my lunch when I do, since I don’t have the best spice tolerance. Would people steal raw salmon on buttered white bread? But people are so rude.
When you do take your lunch to work, DO NOT put it in the company refridgerator! Get an insulated lunch box/bag and an ice pack and keep your food at your desk. DO NOT let your co-workers know you have food or candy at your desk. Keep everything you might even remotely want to keep for yourself locked up overnight. It's sad it's come to this but some people's co-workers are users and abusers. :/
Load More Replies...My Coworker Doesn't Have A Badge, So I Have To Open The Door For Him Every Day
This is more on the workplace honestly. My swipe card for work only opens the one building I run my afterschool program in (the school hall) and the outside gates. I can't even get into the main office after a certain time in the afternoon. Makes it awkward sometimes. The school are very reluctant to give out another card, so when I occasionally get to have someone work with me, they also have to text me to get in (or go through the school office, which is more annoying).
Did he lose the badge? Why didn't he reported it? If someone should find the badge and break in it is the co-worker who will be held accountable since the lost badge hasn't been deactivated.
I worked at a government agency where a coworker didn't have a swipe card because his security clearance hadn't come through. So he had to be swiped in and out of the security gates when going in and out of the building. What made it even more annoying for everyone was that the toilets were on the other side of the security gates. Due to typical government stuff ups this went on for *six months* until they let him go
Where I work you need a SIDA badge. You'd get terminated if you badge someone else in. There's no one I work with worth losing my job for.
Would Really Like To Thank My Generous Coworker For Leaving This For Me
Love that episode. I don't have a square to spare hahaha
Load More Replies...Well in fairness, if they don't have access to the supply closet what could they do?
My Coworkers Dropped A Pallet And Left Me To Clean It Up
I would definitely leave that there and let the co worker come back to clean it up
That May Be Worse Than Microwaving Fish
OMG I had almost exactly same co-worker. The throat clearing wouldn't have been so bad if he did it while his mouth was closed. But he did it every 5 minutes. Drove me absolutely insane
My former boss would burp into his mouth and tried to hold it closed, but then always blow it slowly out through tightly pursed lips.... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Load More Replies...It could possibly be caused by medications. ACE inhibitors, especially lisinopril, may cuase a constant clearing of the throat side effect. If so, their medication needs to be changed. Or, they could just be completely annoying! Edit: by, not my.
Maybe he has Tourette syndrome? Seriously though, all that sounds like a you problem.
The more I read the more obvious it was that his heartbeat probably annoyed her as well.
Load More Replies...My mom’s coworker sneezes, swears, coughs, chews, and yaps nonstop. My mom is on the verge of moving jobs lmao
Ugg, I've had (have) this co-worker. Luckily I work from home now. That plus she would scrape the life out of a yogurt cup to get every sige dr
Actually Remembered To Bring My Lunch To Work. Coworker Didn't Remember To Close The Pepper
I did this with ketchup in a Denny's and created modern art on the wall. The waitress was not pleased.
No One Puts The Dishes Away In The Communal Office Sink
It looks like this every day. The dishwasher is directly next to this sink. Are my coworkers this lazy? Do they not realize there is not a maid here to clean up after them? Or just completely disrespectful?
At my former workplace, any items left in or near the sink were thrown in the bin. Nobody is their colleague's housemaid.
Why do offices have full kitchens with plates, glasses, mugs and flatwear?
one workplace, we all had our own mugs. you'd bring in a mug of your choice, and it was written on the chart by the kettle, along with how you took your tea/coffee. eg. mine. Sheena. Greyhound Mug. Strongly brewed tea, very little milk, no sugar OR Coffee, milk, no sugar. so if someone was doing a tea run, they knew which mug was yours, and how you liked your drink. then it was your job when you finished it to clean your mug. if you didn't, your mug was dirty, and tough luck. you get your drink in a dirty mug.
I'd clean them if on the clock and I worked in an office. Something different to do.
My Coworker Was Asked To Cut The Cake Today At Work
Seems deliberately chaotic. I think the top one is interesting because there's a variety of sizes. People can choose how big a piece they want, which is kinda neat.
Load More Replies...Coworker didn't want to do it... Mess it up & they won't ask me to do it anymore
This Is Donut Anarchy: My Friend's Coworker Cut A Piece Out Of Every Donut In The Box
A bit weird but at least they used a knife. And they propably wanted to have a taste of each different one. Also they didn't take away too much. All the parts barely combine up to a whole donut.
I see nothing wrong with this.That's how we generally cut doughnuts at work, this is so people can try multiple flavours.
As terrible as it is, at least they cut instead of bit so I can still eat that donut.
They took all the cut up pieces and made a Frankendonut. Mwahahaha!!
sometimes my old workplace would get a box of doughnuts in for the staff working that day. and they used to get a mixed box, and cut them into halves so that each person could get a piece from two different ones
This is what we do at my work when someone brings Crumbl cookies in. They get cut in quarters so everyone can try different flavors instead of just one.
Job Was Supposed To Be Done Today. Coworker Brought And Installed The Wrong Door. Guess Who Has To Waste Two Hours To Fix It Tomorrow?
Why would you even bother with installing the door after you realized it was clearly the wrong dimensions?
If it takes you 2 hours to fix this you need to turn in your tool belt.
Supposing he has to drive to and from the location, 2 hours seems reasonable.
Load More Replies...If it takes you 2 hours to pop the hinge pins and replace the door,.you are doing something very wrong
Measure twice hang once. The cousin to measure twice cut once. Lol!
And you won't be able to return that door, since it's already been installed... So there's around $70-$80 wasted, plus the time and money for a second trip....
A door here looks like a bad idea to begin with. If you open it the sink is right there and it's going to be a bit of squeeze
The Way My Coworkers Ate This Cake
What is happening with all these office cake cuttings? Some trend prank i missed?
not gonna lie! this is great, I love the extra icing on the edge pieces, lol
My Coworker Lacks Common Sense A Lot Of The Time. Got To Work To Find This Email And A Half-Finished Job
A software thing, I'd bet. If they print through proprietary software there's no end to the weird prompts you can get, especially after an update. Anyone who has used Kareo medical software has seen what I'm referring to.
Load More Replies...Lucky you. Clearly you don't own a HP printer like mine, that doesn't give any notification.
Load More Replies...Let he who has not ever had a ridiculous argument with a printer that had a seemingly obvious solution, right at the end of the work day as you are trying to go home cast the first stone
I Hate My Coworkers
This must be fake. 2 of those empty rolls will fall down as soon as you try to take some toilet paper. A person who leaves things as messy as that will not bother picking them up. So it must have been staged for the look.
Do you have children? I have adult children, and they will do anything but take the old, empty roll off the holder.
Load More Replies...Did that during a major blowout fight in my dorm room.
Load More Replies...Every Week, My Coworker Only Eats This Much Of Her Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Before Throwing It In The Garbage
What about it? I don't see how this one would cause a problem for anyone else at your workplace.
Not everyone is being wasteful of food, there may be a reason. The person might have a chronic digestive order or something else going on. I know because I have a chronic digestive disorder that may allow me to have solid food, but I might only take two bites of it and then be full.
Ok, don't down vote, but what if colleague has an eating disorder? Rather them eat something than nothing... But who knows?
Not everyone can eat the same amount, I can take two bites of food and be full but then again I have a chronic digestive disorder that does not allow me to want or eat solid food. Not everyone is wasteful and you don't know if she suffers from something like this or not.
Coworker Said We Couldn't Use The Warmer Because It Was "Already Being Used"
How long does it take to warm up the pancakes? Shouldn't take that long?
Seeing those pancakes is making me think about McDonalds' McGriddle. DAMn if those things aren't tasty. Good thing I don't live that close to one or I'd need to be on 600+ Pound Life in a few years' time!
One Microwave At Work. Someone Is Cooking For 28 Minutes
Do you guys know it has a defrost function, don't you? And it takes longer?
There are only 24 hours in a day, so military time doesn't even go up as high as 25:29 ( or whatever minutes)...well, unless it just so happens to be different where you're located.
Load More Replies...My Coworker Brags That Her Chair (Blue) Is 20 Years Old, While At The Same Time, Multiple Times A Month, She Needs To Take Sick Leave Because Of Back Pains. She Refuses To Take A New Chair
Put in a requisition, make sure she gets a new ergonomically designed chair on one of the many times that she's out sick. Say that it was required by your workforce to upgrade to an ergonomically designed, back pain sparing chair.
Tell her someone stole her chair and you had a new one ordered.
Load More Replies...After you've tossed her in the dumpster, find another employee.
Load More Replies...Why the f**k would you brag about that? And they shouldve tossed that chair out the first time she was sick because of back pain.
Coworker Feels The Need To Share Everything On A Company-Wide Channel. Here's Today's Latest Unrequested Update
I AM a crazy cat lady... I have six cats and three have had veterinary issues in the last month, 1 ended up in ICU for several day and we ended up spending over $10,000 in total. I have never and would never give this kind of play-by-play update to anyone, even those that ASKED for updates only got general information. Not all crazy cat ladies lack boundaries!
Load More Replies...Well ... if it truly ain't possible elsely, there's cats' diapers in many stores, which ... I don't really know what's to happen inside the absorbant part, if it's superabsorbing polymere, like often used in humans' diapers (both childrens' and adults'), it may be hard to extract, but, although not meant too serious, your suggestion may be a solution, if we can resort to some sort of cloth diaper to be worn by the cat. I know this would cost me a hand, or two, but ... other cats, other habits...
Load More Replies...We fully disapprove of the soft can-opener of torture.
Offered A Coworker Some Of My Mini Muffins. This Is How She Opened The Box
Sometimes boxes just don't open the way they're supposed to. Remember when milk cartons would never open where the directions said to open it? and you had to rip it open on another side?
RE: Pancake Mix Boxes... "Push top to open box…” Bull$hit! It should read, "Jam a dent in the side of the cardboard with your thumb repeatedly to no avail. Swear at the box. Try and bite at box a little. Swear at the box again. Cut the whole damn top off, dump half of mix on floor, Swear at everything. F*ck it... go to IHOP.
Load More Replies...New Girl Arrived At Work With No Way To Get In Before I Even Leave For Work. Then Within Half An Hour Of Me Being There She Asked If I Could Drive Her Home Every Night
She's a good worker but I am sick of people taking jobs that they have no way to get to or from and expecting me to drive them. This is like the fourth person in a row, and she knew where we were because she did a paid trial shift.
This. Most times the solution is very simple but people don't want to be a d**k I guess
Load More Replies...It must be very frustrating living in a place with no or minimum public transportation.
Director of nursing asked me if I could start giving a coworker a ride to and from work. I said no. Why? Because I was driving a brand new car and she smoked. I wasn't having my car stink like cigarette smoke. "I'll tell her not to smoke while she's in your car!" Okay, tell her also to not be smoking as I pull up, drop the thing and then immediately get in the car because it's the same thing! I hate that stink.
Almost every job interview I have ever had included the question; do you have your own transportation? Most hires hinge on the answer to that question.
The fourth person in a row? Must be the shittiest location ever and/or the job doesn't pay enough for people to have a car. And "No way for her to get in"? That's an employer failing then, isn't it? It sounds like she's been getting there fine, and 30 mins early. Getting mad at someone for being consistently early because your office is in bumsfuck nowhere and they have limited transport options is dickish in my book.
It can be dickish in your opinion, but the office location is what it is. It's not the OPs responsibility to change their routine to accommodate someone because the company failed to offer a way in to the other employee. That's on the company, and the early arriver, not op
Load More Replies...My Coworker Always Leaves The Microwave Door Open
If he's made something that produces a lot a steam, it's probably best to leave it open. Otherwise the microwave ends up rusting
I had a manager that left everything open. Cupboards, drawers, doors, never closed a thing. Wide open too not just a little gap or anything. It was bizarre.
I have family members who leave cupboards, drawers, doors etc open. Drives me wild especially when it is in the kitchen. I understand why.
Load More Replies...It used to drive me nuts when co-workers would put their coffee in the microwave for a warmup and then just leave it with the microwave beeping every few seconds. How busy are you that you can't stand there for 30 seconds for the microwave to be done?
I forget to close mine sometimes b it when I do notice, they are closed immediately. I'm like Salty_Sasquatch about getting bonked on the noggin.
It's only me leaving them open....only live with my four-pound Chihuahua, and I don't think (I'm not for sure, of course /s) he's opening them!
Load More Replies...How A Coworker Opened This Resealable Bag
They actually can if you don't use them fast enough. They dry out faster if the package is open... I speak from experience and getting repeatedly snapped by breaking rubber bands.
Load More Replies...Roll the top of the bag and use a rubber band to keep it close ☝️🥸 *duck
I was looking to see if anyone made this comment. If not, I was gonna say it. It's quite obviously the simplest way to deal with this.
Load More Replies...Walmart sells provolone cheese in a zippered bag. Often, I can't tear the perforation. Last time I had no trouble with the perforation, but under the zipper, the bag was sealed so strongly I couldn't open it.
My Coworkers Are Worse Than Chimpanzees
This is a shared lunch room and this is how it’s left by the night crew every time. In what world is it acceptable to leave things like this.
Just gather Everything up into the table cloth and into the dumpster!
Load More Replies...My Coworkers Complained To My Manager That I Pee Too Much
Went from googling symptoms and self-diagnosing to asking ChatGPT... the future's bright :)
Load More Replies...Christ people are freaking out. A half gallon, or a gallon, A DAY, is fine. Chill. Let people at work drink liquids.
I really hope they're kidding about asking ChatGPT for medical advice. Oy.
A half gallon is too much to consume while at work unless your job is water drinking.
My Coworker Never Rinses Anything Off Before Running It Through Our Dishwasher, So I Have To Go Behind Her And Rewash Almost Everything
She knows very well that our dishwasher is a glorified sanitizer. Yet she acts surprised every time when nothing comes out clean, even though she refuses to rinse off heavy amounts of food.
"This can go two ways, Twаtiana. Either you wash this off or this will be your lunch."
Twatiana will no and forever be added to my vocabulary... Thank you!!
Load More Replies...As my mom always says: "If you're going to just half-A*s do it, don't do it at all."
That doesn't apply at your job, especially in a restaurant. Mom isn't there to clean up after her, so she has to take the extra 30 seconds to do her job correctly
Load More Replies...I Took Out The Trash Bin Last And My Coworkers Refuse To Take Their Turn
We have 5 people here and we share the bathroom with another store next door, so it has to be emptied daily. This was day three of nobody taking it out. There’s no designated trash person, since we share our workspace and bathroom so we all agreed to "take turns".
Remove the bin. When someone asks where it went, you say that no one was willing to empty it so you removed it.
I know someone who works in a government office. She was exceptionally lucky through family connections to get this position and when she got it she was thrilled because she said "I basically can't be fired from this job!". She was a d student all the way through school, dropped out of university, dropped out of college, but her parents knew people. I stopped talking to her 15 years ago because I couldn't stand the complaining and entitlement but I remember one of the stories from work she complained about (aside from hating everybody from the client she supposed to help to her coworkers to her management) was "oh my God I can't believe that they expect us to empty our own garbage" (as in, if you threw things in your office wastebasket, once a week when they push the big card around, can you just empty it into the larger garbage? "I'm not paid to be a janitor! This is beneath me!"... Yeah. What a surprise that I cut off all communication.
My former colleague whose office was next door to mine had the same reaction to when our college made the rule we had to take our trash to a big can in a certain place of our hallway. I lost a bit of respect for her that day but had to work closely with her scheduling classes so I couldn't completely write her uppity self off.
Load More Replies...Ew what kind of business is this, sure hope not food or drink related bc i dont trust these employees...
Apparently My Coworkers Don't Know How To Read
Maybe just me, minus the whole plastic waste, I almost prefer it this way. Least I know like 20 grubby hands n 3 toddler mouths weren't all over it.
The buyer gets a clean and hygienic item that hasn't been handled by who knows what other customers. Plus everyone gets to see the additional packaging waste created by the distributor. I approve on both counts. The only benefit to removing the bag is to make the display more appealing, which isn't a benefit worth the name.
They probably read it and thought "hmm I'm a stocker not a retailer so not my job to take it off"
My Coworker Called Out 18 Minutes Before His Shift Was Supposed To Start. He Wasn't Even In The State
Usually I'd agree, but this guy obviously knew he wasn't going to be able to do the shift as he's not even in the same state, so he should at least have let them know sooner, even if it's management's job to find a replacement.
Load More Replies...When I was a teenager, I ran away from home. I called in sick, and told them I'd need several days. I figured by that time, they'd have heard I was gone. I just couldn't leave them short like that.
Had a young coworker call in saying his car was broke down and needed an extra day to get it fixed. This was during spring break and he was on the 5:00 news front and center on the beach falling down drunk.
Coworker Has Had This Mouse For Years. How Do People Just Leave The Plastic On
IKR? Peeling film off stuff like that is one of the great joys in life.
That and peeling off the dried glue on an Elmers bottle.
Load More Replies...A friend had a blue oven for three years before we figured out it was actually protective film. Turns out her oven's actually stainless steel! lol
I still have the clear plastic covering my thermostat's screen. Can't bring myself to peel it off. It's almost like a game now.
Exactly. The person complaining about the awfulness of their colleagues for this is probably a psycho.
Load More Replies...As long as the mouse still works maybe he or she is leaving it on to keep it clean? You should see what my mouse looks like .
My Coworker Locked Me In The Porta Potty And Then Went To Lunch
That's solid copper wire from an electrical cable. Plotting my revenge now.
Nothing a stomp with a solid workboot can't fix. Both the door and the coworker.
No I don't think so. A prank. Not funny, or a good innocent prank, and I'd lose my mind on there and at the other employee, probably be written up because management is always stupid. But dangerous? Only for the person who did this
Load More Replies...The Way My Coworker Staples Paper
I Thought It Was Common Sense To Call In Sick To Work
If you're sick you're sick. It's not your job to arrange for a replacement: that's your employer's job.
OK, but 17 minutes AFTER the shift starts? C'mon. You know in advance if you're not going to be in, you don't wait until after you're supposed to start and then drop everyone in it.
Load More Replies...How My Coworker Cut This Cheesecake
My boss bought us a cheesecake for meeting a sales goal. I cut two beautiful slices out of it and while I was handing them out my coworker butchered it.
There seems to be a lot of office workers out there who don't have a clue how to cut a cake. Why is that?
They think it's 'funny' or are 'being creative' rather than the true answer - being a pain in the b*tt.
Load More Replies...I think you would get off with justifiable homicide if you stabbed them.
I just can't get past whipped cream or frosting on top of cheesecake
Some places serve their cheescake plain, in the UK they almost always have a topping.
Load More Replies...I’m Having A Daily Battle With An Unknown Coworker On The Proper Orientation Of The Toilet Paper Roll
My dad always says that there's NO correct way. Until I found the patent for TP showing how it's supposed to be hung. He's a retired patent attorney, LOL! Now he can never say that again.
This wouldn't slow my cats down. Instead of scratching the roll, they'd scratch the wall to get the paper off! Little jerks! <3
Load More Replies...Why don’t more people realize this? It’s a hygiene issue.
Load More Replies...The first ad for rolled toilet paper (it was originally offered as a flat pack) had the flap in front. I think that should make it official.
According to its patent, the roll is made to go over, not under. https://www.swlattorneys.com/toilet-paper-patent/
Do people still argue about this. There is literally no "right" way. 80% of all humans do not care. then there are 10% for front and 10% for back. AND it DOES nOT MATTER
My Fully Grown Adult Coworkers Love To Pull This Move To Avoid The Very Tedious Task Of Throwing The Empty Roll In The Trash And Putting A New One In Its Place
In My Defense, I Never Followed Her Back In The First Place Because She Was Annoying In Real Life. Checkmate
My Coworker Hyped Up Her "Lasagna" All Week. This Is What She Ended Up Bringing
Garfield eats everything. He might complain it's not lasagna but only after off every bite.
Load More Replies...I worked with someone who would always sign up for the potluck with just the word "noodles". It was always a surprise to see what it would actually be (mac n cheese, spaghetti, pasta salad, etc.)
My Coworker Types In Caps On Everything, Even To Clients
I have seen someone who needed to do this because of their eyesight.
My Coworker Does This All The Time. You Don't Need To Queue Me Up, Just Message Me When You're Ready To Ask Your Question
World's Most Annoying Coworker Lives Up To Expectations
How Much Coffee My Coworkers Leave In The Pot Everyday
"You kill the joe, you make some mo'.." Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
My Coworker Brought In A Cookie Cake And Offered To Cut It Up
They tried. And least it was theirs to do as they wished with.
It looks like it was cut with a pizza cutter by someone not paying attention.
1. She brought a cake, what you complaining about? 2. This is the least badly-cut cake in this thread, so shut up and eat it :)
Somebody misjudged their ability to judge the center point of a circle...
Coworker Unable To Staple Things To Paper Without It Hanging Over The Edge
My Coworker Is A Monster Who Clearly Doesn't Know How To Properly Staple Papers Together
I don’t see anything wrong with this. As long as it does the job it looks fine to me.
How My Coworkers Cut Cake
One Of My Coworkers In IT Unboxed 10 New Computers And Set Them Aside This Morning
Every Day, Sometimes Twice A Day, Coworker Leaves Dirty Dishes In The Sink With The Dishwasher Right Next To It
What baffles me about this at my workplace is the fact that the sink is further from the door than the dishwasher. Colleagues take three to four extra steps to put stuff in the sink instead of the dishwasher.
The Way My Coworkers Use The Dish Soap
I Have Multiple Coworkers Who Leave Their Lunches Out Instead Of Putting Them In The Fridge. It Stinks
Salmonella, E-coli, food poisoning, come do down! You're our next contestant on.....
How My Coworkers Stack Pallets. I Hate This
*knocks over the boxes and makes a cat fort* MINE!
Another reason that I'm so thankful to work from home. It's also one of the reasons that I rarely ate "communal" food when I worked in an office. I kept my snacks locked in my desk, and my lunch in a sealed cooler. I had my own coffee maker and cup in my office. Some of these folks are just disgusting, lazy, self-absorbed children.
Lots of people upset by how cakes are cut. It tastes the same no matter how it is sliced.
Not if you're stuck with one of the pieces with a ton of frosting and almost no cake.
Load More Replies...I don't understand the "coworker eat my lunch again" situation. If it was my lunch to be eaten, and for me to be left hungry, I would go home, paid of course. I would walk over to my boss and demand me to feed, or else I would go home. Because I cannot concentrate on working hungry. People need to face consequences or else it will repeat again. This would happen to me only one time. I won't suck it up and suffer. I would go to a higher placed manager or boss and let him handle it. Or I will go home eating and stay home. So my problem will be my boss's problem. This is how you end workfloor harrassment.
Another reason that I'm so thankful to work from home. It's also one of the reasons that I rarely ate "communal" food when I worked in an office. I kept my snacks locked in my desk, and my lunch in a sealed cooler. I had my own coffee maker and cup in my office. Some of these folks are just disgusting, lazy, self-absorbed children.
Lots of people upset by how cakes are cut. It tastes the same no matter how it is sliced.
Not if you're stuck with one of the pieces with a ton of frosting and almost no cake.
Load More Replies...I don't understand the "coworker eat my lunch again" situation. If it was my lunch to be eaten, and for me to be left hungry, I would go home, paid of course. I would walk over to my boss and demand me to feed, or else I would go home. Because I cannot concentrate on working hungry. People need to face consequences or else it will repeat again. This would happen to me only one time. I won't suck it up and suffer. I would go to a higher placed manager or boss and let him handle it. Or I will go home eating and stay home. So my problem will be my boss's problem. This is how you end workfloor harrassment.
