Deep.....

Pours the wine then pushes both the glass and bottle on tha pavement..

If my cat was running the place, they would only serve seafood. And, for some reason, Cheese-Its.

Ethel! Don't say that, it's insensitive.

Everyone loves rule 34, but no one thinks of the consequences.

Passive aggressive.

Nope. Nope, nope, noppity nope-nope-nope.

Ointment it is! 🧴

real

Rest in GET BACK TO WORK!

Mazel tov!

I totally get it. Back when the me-too stuff was going on, it seemed every other day another beloved famous person was being outed as being an awful person. So I get her relief when this was just tax evasion. That's 1000000000000% better than finding out they were a sexual abuser.

They just can't handle you!

This is news?

Sometimes, it's good for kids to just play

"Na na na na, hey hey, (reeuurrrrrrrrr)... goodbye!" Notice the label on the prisoner's shirt, "Inmate J. Gacy," as in John Wayne Gacy, serial killer executed by lethal injection in 1994. Fun fact: at the time of his execution pro-capital punishment demonstrators chanted the above song from outside.

Oof. Feel this one.

Makes perfect sense to me! This should be a legitimate excuse!

Kafkaaah!! *Shake fist at the air*

Trabon umaded

Jargon: also known as gobbledygook and psychobabblerap.

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BP, remove the 'share-arrow' please. It hides text..

it looked like eyelashes

Cruel!

We can have a nice chat by the hitching post

"That Narcissus / should get a Missus / met rejection / upon reflection.

(S)he's just here to get drunk, gtfa

Lol ok this is amusing to a certain folk if they can access a bit of humor

Yep, that’s me right there

It' the eye-bags for me

Who TF can say that this isn't anti-semitic

Well this is unexpected

Shoes like that are for decorative purposes only: "Hey, look at my great shoes!" Then you kick them off under the table.

Oooooo relatable

Blowfish

A little card that reads: "Get to work"

This is so sad, because I suppose it alludes to the fact that a goldfish won't live long or well in such a small aquarium.

Is that J. Gacy?

Can't help but get your feelings hurt on that one

Barbie's Nightmare - If you don't WANT to sleep after 01:00

"Oops, did I say that out loud?"

Is there a 6th one??

yttik = Fledermaus

When a fireball and an eyeball have a child.

Just like that one time you mentioned to your aunt how you like cows, and for the next 30 years you've got cow-related presents.

At the YMCA?

The one that never knew warmth must have had a horrible marriage.

Or you know, each pay at the registere?

What if his manager was his wife but suggested that?

Where in The World did they find bananas for 19c a pound?! 🦇🖤🍌

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So, women have no humor if she is a "princess" about everything. Gotcha! 👍🏼

His flat?

everyone misspells 'punxsutawney' in the address so the texts bounce

Free w***y...!