65 Absurd Life Quotes That Everyone Can Relate To

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Or I Or "I'm going to make an official complaint to your boss".

That and having a maid named mom....missing her nightly cooking

Tiny Dynamine, you know it's a common fact that people who feel the need to call people losers are the one who actually need to reassure themselves because they are very insecure ? Don't worry, we are not mad at you for being a loser looking for attention :)

Hahaha YES!

i agree with this one, not remotely photogenic, me!

Only way to solve that is when you look good in the mirror take a picture in the mirror. Looks great.

Yesssss. Actually, the reason people look so much better in a mirror, (or think they do) is because they want to look presentable, so their brain actually tricks them into seeing themselves 7x more attractive. That is actually a scientific fact.

You have two!?! Damn it!

and? quality not quantity!

I know but a good 30 percent of those 7 billion people are losers, so.....

I have one

¡Muy bueno!

If I had to choose a sentence to describe me, this would be it

Omg me sorry my exes we are all good friends now anyway hehe.....

When nothing goes right go to the left :)

Ain't that the truth.

Your secret is safe with me, I've forgotten it already. It's the best thing I know to do when people tell me things they want kept secret.

hahaha

Truuu

Sounds like me.

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No. No soy anoréxica. Soy normal. Como medido, pero como.

..me...

Can relate to this.

Or you call back immediately while they are trying to call you back again, so you just have to deal with the answering machine. But you have the feeling you HAVE to be the one who will reach the other one first :D

ikr

Could easily have been a telemarketing computer autodialing, but all the telemarketers were busy. They never want their people to have to wait for someone to answer the phone. On another hand, I once knew someone who would call when she had an emotional need for a phone conversation, but it didn't necessarily have to be with me. By the time I'd try to call back, she'd already be on her phone with the next person who might talk.

Not yet

pfft ikr

My mum...

Perfect.

Absolutely!

hahaha!

This is my mantra!

THIS is the best comeback

Haha this is great... Maybe in a couple years.. Rn I'm good with cheetos and Netflix...

seems like we are same for this point :D

Lol yup! :D

Uh yes you do. Always

is that too much to ask for??? :p

All you need is a billion dollars....always....

Or two...

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No you don't. Ever.

Love it !

Yup!

I think this just about says it all.

story of my life...