Having lived in this world for almost a quarter-century, I can tell that life is much more absurd than our parents and teachers tell us. Sometimes all you can do is laugh at bizarre situations.

It looks like the Tumblr blog Absurd Life Quote shares the same sentiment. Check out these ridiculously funny one-liners and tell us which ones you can identify with!

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JuliaLyga 3 years ago

Ha

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JoshBungitak 3 years ago

That and having a maid named mom....missing her nightly cooking

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fredericeeckman 3 years ago

Tiny Dynamine, you know it's a common fact that people who feel the need to call people losers are the one who actually need to reassure themselves because they are very insecure ? Don't worry, we are not mad at you for being a loser looking for attention :)

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AlisonIrvine 3 years ago

i agree with this one, not remotely photogenic, me!

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ShannynSletcher 3 years ago

You have two!?! Damn it!

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Libesch 3 years ago

¡Muy bueno!

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AzizAzocha 3 years ago

When nothing goes right go to the left :)

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JohnBanister 3 years ago

Your secret is safe with me, I've forgotten it already. It's the best thing I know to do when people tell me things they want kept secret.

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Susan Ramsay 2 years ago

Sounds like me.

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