50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Whoever put this sign up, deserves a raise.

Clever!!

If you search for "1984", it's under "Guide for starting your own social network"

It's a sign of the times.

I did chuckle at this.

Genius!

Understandable, I’m sick of humans too

Your knitting is going to get Gwyneth Paltrow out of business.

at 4:15 p.m. here

This hits too close to home

But not the last. Just tick "Agree"and proceed.

The little car that could.

Boss to Trent in marketing: "You know exactly what you did."

His arrival was foretold by the ancient texts

Y'all know this is photoshopped, right? Yes, the cow wearing the latest in toy car millinery fashion is real, but the sign in the background... well, look at it. The perspective is wrong - it's way too big.

Do these cows eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys, and Subaru?

uhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

OK, but why should we beware? What's she gonna do, hit us with her high beams? Honk us to death? Shoot us with the gun she keeps in the glove compartment?

Poor baby!!

Bottom pic might be real but what country is top one supposed to be from and what does it mean?

I am milk!

And yet I'm only a freshman

Gentlemen with Derringers are invited to stand even closer.

But what if you are a serial killer?

Bull’s eye…No, bull’s balls.

That’s not funny, .. it’s all brown and runny!

I don't know about the rest of you who have had children but that's definitely how I carried my son to the bathroom when he had launched chemical weapons...

Someone milked the King - eeew!

looks like what i'd have as a sign if i needed one

I can't do it but you can.

Two beer for the price of two!

Hmm how much is a duck factorial? :p :p

Is this at the Mitch Hedberg Memorial Mall?

DONT! If you do that, you'll have double the homeless

Emotional daaaaamage

Ingredients: protons, neutrons and electrons. Photons not included. May be present: gravitons

Can't you get arrested for doing that in public?

Is it also a cycle path?

Stress-free work environment

But the devil is in the detail.

That reminds me of... Top-Secret...8ccc73.jpg

But make sure you give 48 hours notice.

Who started it is what I want to know

My Dad was rather paranoid on my first visit after I'd had to switch to a gluten-free diet. He went around his local supermarket and seemed to have bought every single item that said 'gluten-free'. I did ask if he'd managed to get gluten-free water, and gluten-free apples. He was ready to run back to the shops to get them. :oD

Do I have to bring them by during certain hours or can I drop them off anytime?

YES!!!

Leash your dog and watch people eating children? Sounds like a fun Sunday afternoon activity.

This could be meme for the Maginot Line...

But which day?!

What? No exorcisms!?

"Oh myyy..." - George Takei

This is not true. It was a marketing campaign of Austrian airports

"Dignity" and "Modesty" are the other two dancers.

The sign has been amended. The door is actually on the ground floor and round the corner, the sign now reflects that. Kent-Medwa...c5-png.jpg

Five Bucks says this Lunatic is doing this himself.

Sign for signage.