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This Online Community Is Sharing Pics Of Absolute Units, And It’s Hard To Believe Things Can Get This Big
"Absolute unit" refers to jokes made on the Internet in which people caption images of large objects or beings with a variation on the phrase, "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit." I know, this explanation sounds a bit clunky, but it's the best one I came up with. However, I assure you that the pictures are way better than my description of them. Whether it's a 67lb cabbage or a squirrel who has eaten 3 jack-o'-lanterns, I bet you didn't even know things can get so huge! Eventually, the meme got so popular, it even spawned a subreddit of the same name. And it's an absolute unit. Here are some of its top posts.
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Internet meme database 'Know Your Meme' considers 2017 to be the origin of 'absolute unit'. Then, Twitter user @mrreptoid uploaded a picture of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt posing with the Queen of England and captioned it "In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit," referring to Morgan-Hewitt. The tweet gained over 3,500 retweets and 13,000 likes but the account it was shared from eventually got suspended for unknown reasons.
This Horse Is An Absolute Unit
The meme really took off on April 9th, 2018, when The Museum of English Rural Life tweeted a photograph of a ram along with the caption "Look at this absolute unit". Within 72 hours, the tweet, which was submitted by the museum's program manager Adam Koszary, accumulated over 98,000 likes and 27,600 retweets.
The following day, the museum posted a follow-up tweet, featuring a photograph of a pink index card containing information about the ram. Then, on April 10th, The Museum of English Rural Life published an article titled "The History Behind an Absolute Unit," which provided additional information about the ram.
His Destiny Was To Become A Unit
A week later, MIT Technology Review tweeted an article about the world's biggest airplane calling it an "absolute unit" and Elon Musk responded by saying, "I'm an absolute unit too" with a picture of the before-mentioned Museum of English Rural Life ram picture. His response gained over 6,000 retweets and 60,400 likes in just a single day, cementing 'absolute unit' in Internet history.
Interestingly, that same day, Twitter user @Bryson_M dared Musk by saying, "Make this your profile pic" and the business magnate almost immediately changed his profile picture to the ram, adding the words "absolūt unit" in his bio. After noticing the change, The Museum of English Rural Life changed their profile picture to Elon Musk and renamed its account to The Muskeum of Elonglish Rural Life. To top it all off, Elon Musk has reportedly hired Koszary, the man responsible for the viral tweet about a giant sheep, to be Tesla’s social media manager.
A Tremendous Amount Of Good Boy
Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life
A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd
The dog they tell you to beware of. But it's sooooo cute. Thank the gods it is safe now. 🖤
It is not a dog. It is an oversized wolf, albeit with a little bit of dog DNA. "You cannot socialize a hybrid into being a dog that just looks a lot or a little like a wolf." https://blog.dogsbite.org/2018/04/fatal-wolf-hybrid-attacks-archival.html
Load More Replies...For some reason, when I saw this I thought: How big is his poo? I mean, regular dog poo can be pretty big, but this guy's ginormous! His poo has to be really big.
NO one should own one. They should not be bred. Period. "The wolf is neophobic -- afraid of novel things, including non-familiar wolves." "Humans are irrelevant in the world of the wolf except for the threat we represent to it. None of its faculties are adapted to interacting with us as friends." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf
Load More Replies...UNPREDICTABLE. "More and more research shows that the domestic dog did not descend from the wolf. Rather, they are two separate species that share a prehistoric ancestor." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf
Load More Replies..." it’s important to understand that the breeding of these hybrids is a serious problem for wolves, dogs and the hybrids too. Literally the only purposes served by breeding hybrids are the fleeting vanity of a casual consumer and the financial interests of breeders." https://nonlineardogs.com/analytical-papers/what-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids/
Load More Replies..."In light of (...) emotional arguments, it’s important to understand that the breeding of these hybrids is a serious problem for wolves, dogs and the hybrids too." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf
Load More Replies..." If you do what’s necessary to make keeping a hybrid bearable for yourself and safe for your neighborhood -- mostly confining and isolating it -- the hybrid will be living an unhappy life, despite the huge amount of work it means for you and even if you manage to keep it up for ten or twelve years. If you don’t do these things -- confine and isolate -- you are putting yourself, your guests and neighbors, other pets, and your own children at risk. Even if you do your best, a small mistake or oversight can result in tragedy" https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf
Load More Replies...Irish Wolfhounds were bred to hunt and kill wolves, hence the name.
Load More Replies...Too bad folks think they have to breed these. Glad this fellow is safe.
Still doesn't explain where his size came from. (I think there might be a little elephant DNA floating around there somewhere.)
I bet the beast of Gévaudan looked very much like that. Luckily this one won't need to feed on young shepherds.
He's gorgeous!! Would not be afraid to walk around at night with this pup...
According to the WWF there is no scientific evidence that the hybrids are "a severely heightened risk for infants and young children". You should never leave a dog in a room with babies, infants or toddlers. Always take care.
This is not a dog. This is a wolf with a little bit of dog DNA. Potentially, this is an extremely dangerous animal and should be treated as such. Just because some idiots 'play god' by crossbreeding animals that do not normally breed, does not make this OK. Photos like this may well cause some other fool to get a crossbred wolf as a family pet - and survive to regret it.
"A ‘socialized’ wolf does not grow upto be a domestic dog. It remains a wild animal, just one that has learned to tolerate some humans near it. ‘Habituation’ would be a more accurate term to use" "wolf-dog hybrids are always highly unpredictable" "They are difficult, sometimes impossible, to housetrain" "Given their jaw strength, even what is intended as a corrective or defensive -- not a mangling or killing -- bite can inflict serious or even fatal damage on a human." "They often kill other people’s dogs, sometimes even dogs they know well in their own homes." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.p
Load More Replies...It is not a dog. It is an unnatural wolf - dog hybrid.
Load More Replies...I met a wolfdog before. he was soooooo sweet. idk why people are scared of them.
While some wolf hybrids are docile and non-aggressive, a higher percentage of wolf hybrids are likely to be dangerous and prone to attack humans and other animals. In fact, dog bite statistics show that wolf-dogs hold the sixth position in dog bite fatalities by breed.
Load More Replies...Cute! With all those big genes no wonder hes big. but wolves are naturaly big too
Because regular shelters do not have the right kind of people trained to handle these powerful animals. When the ordinary person decides to get a wolf hybrid they quickly find out they cannot handle it and instead of taking the time to find the right sanctuary with trained personnel, they just want to get rid of it as soon as possible.
Load More Replies...It is not a dog. It is a hybrid between a wild wolf and a domesticated dog. It remains a wild and unpredictable animal and should, as such, not be bred at all.
Load More Replies..."Dogs also suffer from the hybrid fad. Many of the matings are forced. Once hybrids are placed and grown up, many will kill dogs they live with or run into during escapes. Hybrid attacks on both humans and animals distort our idea of what dogs are, and the aggressive breeds industry uses hybrid behavior to promote the idea that killing is normal dog behavior. It is not." https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf
Load More Replies..."A woman breeding hybrids had one that was especially affectionate. This male seemed to adore women and babies. One day, the woman tried to exercise dominance over the hybrid. Without any warning signals at all, he lunged and tried to kill her. He bit her repeatedly in the chest, going for her throat. The woman relates, “I shoved my hands down his throat and let him chew on those, and backed out the gate. I was quite certain that if I had fallen, he would have killed me.” She sent the hybrid to another home, where he turned out to be highly aggressive towards women and children. In the end, he was euthanized." (Peter Steinhart’s The Company of Wolves (1995), chapter 8.) https://nonlineardogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/What-you-need-to-know-about-wolf-dog-hybrids-04-2018.pdf
Load More Replies...A Comfy Chonk
Very Thicc Floof
Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall
Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group
This Cat
Chronos, The Titan
Absolute Unit Fat Fred
Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence
Absolute Unit Of A Toad
Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug
These Units
Daddy With His Kids
He Drinks Chonka Cola
Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far
White House Chef Andre Rush
I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here
Big Majestic Boy
Rip Patrick, A True Unit
This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
“Shrek" (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave
Where are those people who downvoted me when I said a sheep looks like it will make a great sweater?
The Biggest Mac
Tony Been Hitting The Gym
My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four
Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass
Ferns Can Be Units Too
Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster
You can certainly tell they are father and son. The genes are strong.
T H I C C Boi C H O N K
Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh
This Total Chonk
This Cat-Loving Beard
Boat Thieving Units
Gonna need a bigger boat. (Aussies should get this one). EDIT: Sorry, I didn’t realise the saying was from the movie Jaws, I was talking about a Jeep ad lol.
This Mountain Lion Is A Unit
If I'm gonna capture the last photo of my life, I too want it to be this
7'2" Man In An Economy Seat
Absolute Unit Right Here
The Size Of This Other Baby
Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail
I have always wondered whether these snails produce slime like the smaller ones.
Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog
The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate
Honey I’m Home!
What A Unit
Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn
This Unit I Ran Into!
This Guecko
Double King
Found This Big Boi
This Monster Of A Moo. He Looks Like He Could Walk Through 2 Feet Of Solid Steel
Absolute Unit Of A Guard At Wagah Border In Pakistan (I Am 6'1'')
I Literally Don’t Know Whose More Of A Unit
This 6’9, 330 Pound Riot Officer In The Tulsa Pd
True Power
A Collage Of Absolute Units Of The Avian World
The bird on the bottom right hand side has definitely got Stayin' Alive playing in the background! Look at that strut!
Chunky!?? Yes. But Wow. I Know These Things Get Big...this One Is Huge! I Just Kept Thinking Of This Subreddit When I Watched It!
The Original Units That Made “Horsepower” A Unit Of Measurement
A horse power was measured on a pit pony. Ardennes are 10 h/p each at least.
This Rooster Is An Absolute Unit
Absolute Unit Of A Pancake
The Irish President
I For One Welcome Our Mutant Carrot Overlords
Have A Go At This Lad, And He's Like 'See You, Outback!'
Why Would You Apologize For Accurately Describing An Absolute Unit
This Absolute Unit Of A Carrot
Our Now 6 1/2 Month Puppy. The Vet Has Said He Is Not At All Over Weight Just Big Boned!
Mushroom My Dad Found In The Forest. Egg For Scale
My Dad Met Manute Bol In Sudan Before He Played In The Nba. My Dad Is 5'10"
Yao Ming's Family Compared To The Average Persons Height
I don't even want to know how tall the girl will be, she's almost as tall as the pair giving the reward.
Borb
Absolute Unit Of A Polar Bear
Spanish Mastiff U N I T
The 200 Year Old Salamander Who Thinks About Nutrients All Day
Sneaky Chonker
Absolutely Enormous Cat Tail
looks like those feather ink pens that they had in the old days
These Two Dogs....
Oh Lord He Sittin'
Crocodile Measuring 8.6m (28ft). Shot By A Hunter In Queensland, Australia In 1957
This Absolute Unit Of A Wrench I Used
This Carrot Me And My Mum Grew
32mm Allen Key
U/Daktush Posted A Picture Of Me Earlier And It Was Getting A Lot Of Love So Here’s Another Pic For You Guys
Big Ole Boy Found On Facebook
Kendrick Lamar’s Bodyguard Is An Absolute Unit
This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Just Switched To Defense Mode
This NYC Rat, Absolute Unit
The President Of Poland With A Chonk Cat
American Kunekune Pig
Old School Absolute Unit
I'm thinking major hypothyroidism or Prader Willi Disease (which wasn't recognised until the 1960s).
The Netflix Low Budget Adaptation Of 101 Dalmatians Called '100 Dalmatians In 1'
Bowl Full Of Cinnamon Toast Chonk ™
Feeling Blessed To Have Witnessed This Unit In Action
This Chonky Salamander We Found In The Garden
Found This Chonker At The Zoo, He Seems Happy
Grandma Is The Absolute Unitifier
The Reason We're All Here: "Look At The Size Of This Lad. Absolute Unit."
Absolute Chungus
This Fat Squirrel Eating My Pumpkins
Lizard Chonk
This Google Tasks Guy
When You Need An Absolute Unit Absolutely Dead
Snek Wants Pets
Absolute Oreo
The Dog From Sandlot
Sea Unit
Fat Joe (Left) And Big Pun (Right). Pair Of Absolute Units.
Unit Incoming
It's Ok, We All Have Bad Days.
Meme Shibe Has Really Let Himself Go
Chonk Gets Weighed
This Grouper
Larger Than Any Console This Generation Or Prior, The Ps5 Is A Shelf Space-Consuming. Absolute Unit
i REALLY REALLY WISH people would STOP OVERFEEDING THEIR PETS! its SO CRUEL
I think some of these animals are actually really that big, but yes, overfeeding is a problem. 🙃
Load More Replies...Maybe I'm getting old at 36, but the term "absolute unit" seems pretty stupid to me. I'm over it.
Most of the phrases people love using on the internet are annoying dumb crap.
Load More Replies...I wonder how many of these pictures were 'shopped. Also, clever camera angles can make things look larger than they really are.
In my humble but honest personal opinion, the pic of the grizzly bear in the field in front of the mountain range is entirely computer generated. Nothing about it looks real.
Load More Replies...Rhett McLaughlin (From Good Mythical Morning) is 6'7. Link is 6 feet tall but look short next to Rhett.
I wondered what the hell this was about because in my country calling someone a unit is saying they are stupid :D
Some of the comments made this the funniest BP article I've ever read. Well done everybody!
I never heard the term "absolute unit" until today. Clearly, the world of slang is leaving me behind; I only recently figured out what "It is what it is" means. I still don't know what a "meme" is. 😢
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i REALLY REALLY WISH people would STOP OVERFEEDING THEIR PETS! its SO CRUEL
I think some of these animals are actually really that big, but yes, overfeeding is a problem. 🙃
Load More Replies...Maybe I'm getting old at 36, but the term "absolute unit" seems pretty stupid to me. I'm over it.
Most of the phrases people love using on the internet are annoying dumb crap.
Load More Replies...I wonder how many of these pictures were 'shopped. Also, clever camera angles can make things look larger than they really are.
In my humble but honest personal opinion, the pic of the grizzly bear in the field in front of the mountain range is entirely computer generated. Nothing about it looks real.
Load More Replies...Rhett McLaughlin (From Good Mythical Morning) is 6'7. Link is 6 feet tall but look short next to Rhett.
I wondered what the hell this was about because in my country calling someone a unit is saying they are stupid :D
Some of the comments made this the funniest BP article I've ever read. Well done everybody!
I never heard the term "absolute unit" until today. Clearly, the world of slang is leaving me behind; I only recently figured out what "It is what it is" means. I still don't know what a "meme" is. 😢
https://www.fiverr.com/amena11/do-creative-typography-tshirt-design-within-24-hrs