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Rockin' around the Christmas tree, let the Christmas spirit ring

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling

That pumpkin pie is all I’ve been thinking about for the past three weeks. Well, the pumpkin pie, the gingerbread cookies, the fancy holiday cheeses, the eggnog, the Christmas roast and the mulled wine. Basically, the food is one of my favorite parts of Christmas!

But when it comes to holiday cooking, many of us tend to get a bit too ambitious. Oh, a new recipe that I’ve never made before with 50 steps? Sounds great for me! (Even though the most cooking I’ve done in the past 2 months was baking brownies from a box mix…)

It’s natural to want to impress our loved ones with holiday treats and to try to go above and beyond with our festive feasts. But it’s always important to know our limitations in life, or we might end up with Santa cookies that look like demons or cheesecake that appears to have been in a nuclear explosion. Down below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious and tragic holiday cooking fails from this subreddit dedicated to painful food pics to help you pandas feel a little bit better about your slightly burnt Christmas turkey.

Be sure to upvote the pics that make you want to order takeout next Christmas, and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever experienced any holiday cooking fails that your family will never let you live down. Then, if you’re interested in viewing even more unfortunate fails people have experienced on Christmas, check out this Bored Panda article next!

#1

I've Been Thinking What To Cook For Christmas This Year???

I've Been Thinking What To Cook For Christmas This Year???

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Cat Chat
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No fail here. That would make an excellent snack plate.

T. Brown
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some restaurant would sell that. Deconstructed salad. Lol.

Alexia
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for creativity :))

Ziggyc
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the opposite of a fail

Javel!
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3 years ago

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CJ
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this a fail? It's awesome!

Snoop Catt
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's amazing. And it's got a face

Horst
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a fail. Very cool to look at!

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    #2

    Getting Ready For Christmas With A Classy Gingerbread House

    Getting Ready For Christmas With A Classy Gingerbread House

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    Phillip Shepard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a three dimensional pun. A bread house with a humanoid piece of ginger.

    Henry Shane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is an obvious joke messing up?

    Keisha Washington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not wrong it is a ginger bread house

    Midge biscuit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is dad joke level and I love it.

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    #3

    Christmas Sweater Pizza

    Christmas Sweater Pizza

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    GingerPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they keep calling these amazing feats of culinary talent "fails?" BP keeps using that word. I don't think it means what they think it means.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should allow SOME great ideas so we can COPY them. And frankly I appreciate just LOOKING at great ideas without having to eat or make them.

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t figure out why this masterpiece was on a fails list. Then I realised there isn’t any pineapple on it

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I was just gonna add a plain "needs pineapple" because I LIKE pineapple on pizza and because of the P on P thread on a recent BP subject. And you were able to point it out as a "FAIL". LOVE it! BIG fail! I think you're hilarious, too!!

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it looks quite cute, but the lack of topping makes me not want to eat it.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have some baked toppings in little bowls!

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    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I would have for sure busted the arms off trying to get it out of the oven

    Lucky2BAlive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they reshape it. Easter bunny pizza?

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    #4

    My Mom Made Jabba The Ham For Christmas

    My Mom Made Jabba The Ham For Christmas

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jabba appears to have some skin damage and tooth decay.

    Virgil Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he was killed by Leia in Return of the Jedi so cut him some slack.

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    T. Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeze the meth epidemic hit Jabba too.

    G o l d f i s h
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually thats very well done! looks just like him!

    Ploploplop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like The Oogy Boogy Man.

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    #5

    I’d Just Like To Show Off My Christmas Pizza Before It Gets Fucked Up In The Oven 🙃

    I’d Just Like To Show Off My Christmas Pizza Before It Gets Fucked Up In The Oven 🙃

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol BP missed that 1

    Kazaretski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well how did it turn out? i wanna see now

    crazy_stupid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censor had a few too many yesterday

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its actually really cool! nice creative idea!

    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no fail. I would still eat it, haha.

    Tara Tara Tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me forever to figure out what was missed. I feel dumb now lol

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Christmas pizza, oh Christmas pizza! How tasty are your toppings.

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    #6

    Christmas "Snowman" Cheeseball, A Holiday Treat That Requires A Little Imagination

    Christmas "Snowman" Cheeseball, A Holiday Treat That Requires A Little Imagination

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! Don't eat the Christmas duckling!!

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fraggle Rock snowman ⛄️

    Nykky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just a little guy trying his best!

    Mary Daniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one I could create on my own. Wonderful idea.

    ReginaC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Magic Christmas Ducky!! You have it with quackers!!

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    #7

    My Daughter Asked For A Pancake Shaped Like A Christmas Stocking. I Very Much Failed

    My Daughter Asked For A Pancake Shaped Like A Christmas Stocking. I Very Much Failed

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your daughter old enough to even see this?

    EP
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious actually it’s is she young enough to see this. The younger they are they don’t know what it looks like. A 13 year old is either dying of embarrassment or telling all her friends about the d*ck pancake her parent made.

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    T. Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I guess you could put a sock on that....

    Undercover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it looks very realistic! 😂

    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, quick! Get the frosting pack from the toaster strudels!!"

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously a happy pancake.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, yeah that's a fail. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #8

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fail! Flawlessly rendered with the media of their choosing!

    badger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Lord, who art in bacon.

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Blessed are the cheese makers..."

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Merry Crispness to you too.

    Kathleen Schalk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome!!! Sending post to my Bacon Club!!

    ReginaC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magi looking all cool with the shades baby!!

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    #9

    I Made Christmas Candle Salad For My Family. Because Bananas In Cranberry Jello Stars, Topped With Almonds And Dripping Mayonnaise, Were A Normal Thing In 1958

    I Made Christmas Candle Salad For My Family. Because Bananas In Cranberry Jello Stars, Topped With Almonds And Dripping Mayonnaise, Were A Normal Thing In 1958

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    EP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the bleep is mayo a thing with that combo in any era. 🤮. I will never understand.

    tl gmc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've done powder sugar frosting instead at least then it's edible though I'm not sure in anyone would want to eat it

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    Birdy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof...that is a whole vibe...can someone talk me through the parsley and jelly chunks combo?

    LuLuBelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody made those recipes, trust me. I was there.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No it was never a normal thing.

    GingerPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that some people think that just because some food abomination was in a cookbook, people actually made it. They probably gagged and turned the page, just like we would. Just like today's Pepsi and milk, corporations were always trying to shove they way into holiday traditions. Natural selection choose the culinary survivors of the 40s, 50s, 60s, and 70s. They taste somewhere between delicious and nostalgic and we still eat them today. Green bean casserole, anyone?

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should remain the 1950s...And/or consumed with out using your hands ...

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    #10

    Boyfriend Was Confused Why He Had A Tin Of Pineapple And Candied Cherries In His Stocking But He'd Told Me Once How Much He Likes Both, So For Christmas I Used Them To Make My First Ever Pineapple Upside-Down Cake For Him :)

    Boyfriend Was Confused Why He Had A Tin Of Pineapple And Candied Cherries In His Stocking But He'd Told Me Once How Much He Likes Both, So For Christmas I Used Them To Make My First Ever Pineapple Upside-Down Cake For Him :)

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    Persephone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am i not seeing? It is just a perfectly normal cake.

    April Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Persephone, maybe the "fail" is from the anecdote in the title: OP thought boyfriend would be happy/excited about the cherries and pineapple, but instead when he opened his stocking, he was just confused? I don't know. 🤔 Most of these so far are normal or positively delicious looking.

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't belong on this thread - there's nothing wrong with this!

    Jude Kay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll, "candied cherries" would be a FAIL (the bitter ones you put in fruitcake) and if they're MARASCHINO cherries, she didn't use enough. ANYTHING can be a fail.

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    LuLuBelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a perfectly normal looking pineapple upside down cake. Why is it here?

    EP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it tastes good… sweet so a bite or two.

    Tara Tara Tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhhhhhhhh this is scary. Why would BP show a perfectly normal cake like this?

    Phillip Shepard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apricot or pineapple upside down cake was one of mom's culinary specialties. Not necessarily an Christmas dish.

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    #11

    Cheesecake Buttholes For A Christmas Party

    Cheesecake Buttholes For A Christmas Party

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    LK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem what so ever. Make a fruit sauce, or a ganache, and pour it over the little cheesecakes. They will look, and taste great.

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah put tiny scoop of cherry pie filling in those buttholes hahaha

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    spirit wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, fellow baking enthusiasts, what's the fault in this recipe? I'd like to avoid making cheese buttholes in the future.

    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to hazard a guess at opening the oven before they were done, and as the middle wasn't cooked, they just collapsed in on themselves. I once made a concave chocolate cake this way - in my defence the oven had a solid door and no glass inner door, so you couldn't see what was going on inside.

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did my cat model for this? Looks so familiar 🤎

    Mark Buxbaum
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the contest, we have a winner. Cheesecake Buttholes.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember the old joke with the word "rekt-um" in it, but the punchline was "WRECKED 'EM, hell, it nearly KILLED 'EM!"

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    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd lean into this and put a sign up next to them: Not a toy.

    Jen F
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a little pretzel stick up top. Say they're cat buttholes.

    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, you opened that oven too early. Add some sauce. No one will notice or care.

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    #12

    My Friend's Mom Made Christmas Bread

    My Friend's Mom Made Christmas Bread

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does NOT belong here!! That is actually pretty good?!

    spirit wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the Santa from the Flying Dutchman.

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lies down on Santa, because cat*

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there🐙 (sorry, couldn't find greyish colored tentacles😂)

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    madbakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this besides the d**k across his chin

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    #13

    My Mom's Christmas Cookies Didn't Come Out Like She'd Anticipated

    My Mom's Christmas Cookies Didn't Come Out Like She'd Anticipated

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like stab wounds and I love them.

    T. Unnamable
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just that time of the month... for cranberry cookies...

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will people figure out that the oval slit shape for any design, food, art, fountain in the town square is always and forever going to look like a bleep.

    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My! Will seem slightly less gross when added to an assortment. Just not the a**s cakes...

    Javel!
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    3 years ago

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    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, those cookies matured today! The miracles of biology!

    QueenRhye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can serve these with the Christmas Candle Salad and have a whole theme going ;)

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Along with the butt hole cheesecakes 😏

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    #14

    Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays

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    T. Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the thing from fantastic four.

    Gloria Mendoza
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked like that after cooking and baking all day.

    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cookie has seen things...

    LK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gingerbread meets troll. And it's awesome.

    Marcos Valencia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a neigbour like this. You nailed the pearls!

    Draco's Dragonfly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow this cookie reminds me of Moana's grandma.... Anyone else? :)

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    #15

    My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

    My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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    Jules -
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh broccoltree! Oh broccoltree! How I admire this creativiteee!

    GingerPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never complain when a child is choosing to eat veggies.

    Meep-Meep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness the kid probably didn't eat this

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    Mabelbabel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its a savoury cheese biscuit or cracker type thing, I think it would taste fine. But maybe not if it's a shortbread or ginger cookie.

    EP
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little trees on a tree… makes sense to a 3 year old lol …. Until they try and eat it Hahahha

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the topping of the 11yo's choice, though?

    T. Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa just put them on the naughty list for sure!

    Dizavid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....so. A CHILD willingly made this? Have...have they been okay lately..???

    Kiryn Silverwing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably to prank someone else. They never said the kid wanted to eat it.

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    just another bookish gay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you told them to eat their greens, they're just following through!

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    #16

    My Christmas Ham

    My Christmas Ham

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    Alexia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed sooooo hard at this =))))

    Angela Turrall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, I’d forgotten all about Enemy Mine, must watch it again!

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enemy Mine, Lou Gossett Jr. One of my mom's favorite movies from when I was a kid that we haven't yet been able to locate on DVD or Blue Ray

    Rider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost pissed myself laughing.

    Spalding Monn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good Enemy Mine reference.

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    #17

    Chicken Cutlet Christmas (Xpost From R/Trees)

    Chicken Cutlet Christmas (Xpost From R/Trees)

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    Queenbee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Wienerschnitzel

    Cynthia Grom Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been the 2nd bottle of wine lol

    ReginaC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks freaking delicious!!

    John Galt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh cutlet tree o cutlet tree I was stoned when I made the. You see I had the munchies so I threw you together in bunchies.

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    #18

    I Had One Mushroom, Two Pieces Of Salami, Some Dough, Sauce And Cheese. Merry Christmas!

    I Had One Mushroom, Two Pieces Of Salami, Some Dough, Sauce And Cheese. Merry Christmas!

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    T. Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would scare a child.

    Birdy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More soul than most of the mall Santas, not gonna lie

    Alexandria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great use of your resources. I'll take a slice.

    SMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa fell into the fire.

    D00FINSHMERTZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you only have one mushroom?

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    #19

    Tim Hortons Special Holiday Polar Bear Dream Donut. Nailed It!

    Tim Hortons Special Holiday Polar Bear Dream Donut. Nailed It!

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    Precious Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I laughed so hard and long at this reply... I can't even get control 🤣🤣🤣

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    Jude Kay
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    3 years ago

    I'll take care of all the "fails"!

    Tyler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it will still taste great tho

    Nykky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't let it cool off long enough. And if you're in a place that's hot, it's best to put it in the fridge to really let the frosting settle. Very common issue people seem to have

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love their actual donut. It’s much nicer than any Dunkin’ holiday donuts, any holiday.

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    #20

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas

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    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a fail. :) It looks good.

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serve these alongside the vegetable Santa grinch, the Santa Christmas bread, and the bacon and sausage nativity, and you've got a perfect Christmas buffet.

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wors on the braai... must be South Africa

    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to plant a sausage tree now.

    April Stephens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A perfect picture for the Christmas card!

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegans: .....they have made a meat tree. Let the war commence.

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sausage tree. Oh sausage tree. Can't wait to eat ye.

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say that only an Australian would do this. But then I thought about Germany, Africa, Italy etc. It does look yummy!

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    #21

    Mum Kicked Me Out Of The House This Week And Cancelled Christmas. Here’s My Own Christmas Pavlova After Lamb Shanks At The Hotel I’m Staying

    Mum Kicked Me Out Of The House This Week And Cancelled Christmas. Here’s My Own Christmas Pavlova After Lamb Shanks At The Hotel I’m Staying

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only fail here is a parent who throws out their child!

    Wayne Gossman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be lots of good reasons. I hope not.

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    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is a pavlova? I'm not trying to be dumb, but I'm seriously unaware.

    Kathy T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A large meringue type of dessert, dinner-plate size and 4+ inches tall. Lightly crisp on the outside, soft and airy marshmallow type inner. Served best slathered in whipped cream and fresh berries.

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    Sarah Pryde
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I want the story of why you were kicked out AND your mom felt the need to cancel xmas

    strawberry.panda (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    ARTHUR HENSLEY
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parent that threw out this guy is a karen

    Barbara Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bravo! for making the best of the situation. Wishing better days for you!

    Christy Long
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry. Hang in there, Moms are nuts this time of year!🥰

    Angel Mist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty sad. I hope you and your mom can make amends soon.

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    #22

    I Got A Breakfast Sandwich Maker For Christmas

    I Got A Breakfast Sandwich Maker For Christmas

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    tammy gardner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the stickers off before you heat it up or they will never come off.

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    R Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a “People Managed To Mess Up Christmas Dinner So Bad, It Had To Be Shared Online” post? Or is just a misleading title like most BP articles than have lots of posts that don’t even belong in them. I’m going with that one . 😒

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one at work, i love how the sections slide out to assemble the sandwich! Epic

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that? I'd probably start eating breakfast if I had one of these.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly does a breakfast sandwich maker do?

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh. I gotta look into this.

    Lori Hertzberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best and I must have it

    Erin Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one for my husband. He's like we'll never use this! Lol

    Janet Weston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have such things in the states .¿

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    #23

    Christmas Leftovers - Sous Vide Lamb With Jarlsberg On Hashbrowns

    Christmas Leftovers - Sous Vide Lamb With Jarlsberg On Hashbrowns

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    QueenRhye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! This sounds wonderful! What is not to like? Yummm...

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally devour these!!

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    #24

    My Mother-In-Law’s Contribution To Christmas Dinner. It Was Supposed To Be A Caramel Cake

    My Mother-In-Law’s Contribution To Christmas Dinner. It Was Supposed To Be A Caramel Cake

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very possibly delicious to taste...

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flip it into a see through bowl and add whipped cream and you have caramel trifle!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point you chop it up, top with whip cream and pretend it's a caramel trifle.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see caramel, there's nothing wrong.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks even tastier than if it WASN'T open so you could see it all!

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    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see caramel, I see cake. I'd say she did not fail to make caramel cake.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, I always use the word "literal" wrong. Can I use it here?

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it tastes delicious!

    Legendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it tastes amazing!

    Alexia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually looks delicious

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the fail is so bad you just roll with it!

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    #25

    Only The Fanciest Hors D'oeuvres For Christmas Dinner

    Only The Fanciest Hors D'oeuvres For Christmas Dinner

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What'd you do with the yolks??

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can taste this and I hate you.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More horses d'oeufs that hors d'oeuvres. ;-)

    Gay child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dip hot chips in the yolks. Delicious

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's disgusting. You couldn't have just mashed the yolks with a little mayo, yellow mustard and horseradish and made Deviled Eggs? You're a monster.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I haven't seen spaghettios in forever.

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    #26

    Ramen House. Happy Holidays

    Ramen House. Happy Holidays

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    Jules -
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I know someone who would really be a happy man when given this as a present 🤔

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voting only for compensating a downvote... the fact that you know someone with such bad taste ("a friend of a friend", I guess) doesn't worth a downvote. If you knew some people I know...

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    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you don't plan to eat it.

    Meami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R’amen.

    Joshie.Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why peanut butter, and what is the red ma'am?!?!

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG that is so cute at curly!

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nuts(?) on the front stuck on with peanut butter look like those invasive snails.

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    #27

    Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?

    Who's Ready For Christmas Morning Waffles?

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p. I thought that was a broken waffle maker.

    Shiven Chaudhary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance it looked like a keyboard

    Judith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you put them in the waffle maker last Christmas?

    SH Holmes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legitimately thought that that was part of the waffle iron at first. Not for too long, but long enough to wonder what blew up.

    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my house we have a tradition of waffles on xmas morning. my dad accidentally dumped in over 2 cups of cinnamon into the batter (costco cinnamon is huge). he scooped most of it out but you had to drown it in syrup and whipped cream to make it edible. he also burnt the last few XD

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment, I thought that it was just the broken waffle maker , not the actual waffles

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the waffle maker or is this the waffle burnt 🎶

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    #28

    Shrimp Christmas Tree

    Shrimp Christmas Tree

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    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! What is this 1970?

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the 60s, having easy access to shrimp, gelatin, and the various staples of weird food of the era gave people a sense of luxury, that’s why there’s so much like this.

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    Judith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O shrimpmas tree, o Shrimpmas tree, how lovely are thy shellfish

    Queenbee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually think ALL these kitschy items should all be on the same buffet. Hilarious

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it came from who ville.

    ReginaC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before or after the party?? I vote after!

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    #29

    Highlight Of The Christmas Potluck

    Highlight Of The Christmas Potluck

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    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop!! - don't use those sauce packets - you can sell them FB for loadsamoney

    Tarra Scott
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to get rid of old sauce packets!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I ordered delivery chicken and read a book.

    Sardonyx_3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's calamari & fries. Looks kinda good

    Alejandro Patlan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's burger king... Chicken nuggets, onion rings and fries.

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    David Furr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a hit with my grand-daughters.

    Domi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an environmentalist and I see too much garbage here.

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    #30

    Merry Covid Christmas. Here's My Special Christmas Eve Dinner In Quarantine

    Merry Covid Christmas. Here's My Special Christmas Eve Dinner In Quarantine

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Smashed pumpkin" hmm that could actually be good

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great items but a sad “dinner”

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    Susan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homemade Chex mix, I love that.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    believe in me cause i believe in you....tonight tonight !

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had sick new years one kid had strep me and baby have virus.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you're well! I thought you put COVID in the title be ause Chex mix would be a good way to spread it! I have nightmares about food people dish up with their hands. Even putting out tongs or bowls doesn't stop people. Ehhhhh!

    QueenRhye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww...bless. Get better soon<3

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    #31

    My Girlfriend Bought An Xmas Chocolate Raindeer But It's Face Melted Off And Now It Looks Like A Haunted Evil Thing. She Wants To Know If We Should Still Gift It. I Say Yes

    My Girlfriend Bought An Xmas Chocolate Raindeer But It's Face Melted Off And Now It Looks Like A Haunted Evil Thing. She Wants To Know If We Should Still Gift It. I Say Yes

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    #32

    Pizza Snowman Holiday Abomination

    Pizza Snowman Holiday Abomination

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    Gay child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh pineapple pizza yum yum I wud eat

    Alexia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that's not pineapple

    Jules -
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only thing making it tolerable! ;)

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    #33

    I Work At One Of The Best Funded Hospitals In The Nation And This Is The Christmas Dinner They Offered To Night Shift. It Tasted Just Like What It Cost

    I Work At One Of The Best Funded Hospitals In The Nation And This Is The Christmas Dinner They Offered To Night Shift. It Tasted Just Like What It Cost

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    Naomi van Nijnatten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrooge health Inc. wishes you humbug...

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got cafeteria lasagna! Like a TV dinner. I don't eat cheese. They shut down the cafeteria to do this to us, I mean for us. So I couldn't even buy anything else.

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hospital I work at (in the UK NHS) has several different canteens. The smallest one is in the maternity hospital, and up until recently, they had proper chefs who cooked from fresh every day-they used to do scones every day at 10am, and half the hospital staff would stampede the dining room to get warm crusty scones and butter. Their Christmas Dinner was magnificent-they had to do multiple sittings to accommodate everyone because it was so good. This year, in the interests of finance and budgeting, they made the professional chefs redundant and replaced the fresh food with deep frozen c**p they buy in from outside and microwave, and a row of vending machines. It's revolting, and the dining room is usually 3/4 empty these days. Not sure how that loss of income is helpful in balancing budgets, but I'm obviously not a manager.

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    #34

    Made Some Christmas Cookies Yesterday

    Made Some Christmas Cookies Yesterday

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A refreshing change from the mechanically perfect ones on the other post

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what's weirder --the stoned Santa or the vampire Sponge Bob he's resting on top of...

    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look so surprised and/or horrified!! LOL

    #35

    Delicious Xmas Snack

    Delicious Xmas Snack

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bread 👍. The Brie or Camembert 👍. The spearmint candy HARD PASS!

    LK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, remove the candy, and add a little cranberry sauce, and you have a lovely open sandwich.

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never judge other people's food, unless they are pretentious. I'm still not sure if this is the case.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear heavens, don't let Caro Caro see this!

    #36

    Happy Holidays And Bone Apple Teeth! "Festive" House Made From Pretzel Bread And Cheese Dip

    Happy Holidays And Bone Apple Teeth! "Festive" House Made From Pretzel Bread And Cheese Dip

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    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly looks delicious. probably more pleasant to eat than an actual gingerbread house! we should make this a thing!!

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the witch's house that would get me if I was wandering in the woods alone!

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of my way!!

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    #37

    Local Grocery Store Has Some Festive (And Sad) Holiday Breads!

    Local Grocery Store Has Some Festive (And Sad) Holiday Breads!

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    Monica Sargent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Taking orders"? I order you to remove that display, post haste!

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many orders they received...?

    Domi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my kindergarten creation

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    #38

    This Japanese Make It Yourself Little Food My Sister Got Me For Christmas

    This Japanese Make It Yourself Little Food My Sister Got Me For Christmas

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    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO ADORABLE (not very good to eat, but fun nonetheless!)

    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually watched a video where someone made these to show what they were as snacks, and it was awesome. Thank you!

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it edible? Looks like well rendered fake foot or very plasticky real food...

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Kracie little meals. They are so much fun and taste surprisingly authentic. I find the savory varieties better than the sweet stuff. These burgers and sushi are the best.

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this exact one! The fizzy "soda" was so good too lol

    Natalie Morselander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may look kinda weird but they are delicious! Especially the pizza one. My husband and I like to make these and the pizza one is so good we had it as lunch on our anniversary!

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable edible toy

    #39

    One Of My Friends Relatives Decided To Go Full Out Jelly For Christmas

    One Of My Friends Relatives Decided To Go Full Out Jelly For Christmas

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you put that in front of me I would eat it, because I was brought up to be polite. But it's setting off meteor showers of "why?" in my head

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whyyyyy!????? I’m so lost why people put food. Not fruit but veggies or meats in gelatin!

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    Gay child
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Gosh. That’s. Wow.

    Anna Purnell
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utter hellscape. Fantastic. 🤣🤣🤣

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the creator is somewhere between the ages of 5 to 8.

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of “jello salads” from the 50s-70s

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is all kinds of wrong (coming from someone who lives in a state known for jello salad)

    #40

    Christmas Schlong (Beef Wellington)

    Christmas Schlong (Beef Wellington)

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    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks edible, at least, even tasty compared to some of the other entries on this list, just a little misshapened.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you serve Spotted D**k for dessert?

    Della
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Christmas s*****g oh Christmas s*****g!!! I busted out laughing at this one.

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    #41

    Christmas Has Passed, I Still Can't Get This Piece Of Shit Off The Plate, Because Of The Construction Grade Icing

    Christmas Has Passed, I Still Can't Get This Piece Of Shit Off The Plate, Because Of The Construction Grade Icing

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every kitchen should have at least one thrift store plate (bowl/casserole dish) considered disposable.

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot water will melt the icing turning it back into sugar. Might take a bit though considering they used a calk gun to do the icing.

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    Mat Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just soak it in hot water - it'll dissolve easily.

    EP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never make it on a plate. Always foil wrapped cardboard. Or Saran wrapped plate

    LiuLiu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots of hot water

    Lsai Aeon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put some cling wrap over it and put it in the freezer for next year

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    #42

    Hotdog Pie At The Office Christmas Party

    Hotdog Pie At The Office Christmas Party

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    Laura Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢

    Whitney-Blair Beals
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me nauseous lol. Dead serious.

    EP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tried it!!!!!!!????

    J-Stryker666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone actually took a bite - YUCK!

    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 70s cookbook strikes again!

    Freya the Wanderer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    70s, hell - more like the 50s, the Golden Age of Goddessawful Food

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    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone just chew a hunk out of it?

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    #43

    My Brother Is Eating His New Cereal He Made From Broken Christmas Cookies

    My Brother Is Eating His New Cereal He Made From Broken Christmas Cookies

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    Cat Chat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those kids. They get an idea and just go for it. Makes sense. Cookies and cereal both sweet. This is just cookies and milk doing all the dipping at once 🤔😉

    Jj321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were kids, my late older brother would make me breakfast on Saturday mornings while we watched cartoons. More than once it was a brownie crumbled in milk

    #44

    I Think I Found A New Christmas Tradition: Tomato Aspic In The Form Of Elmo

    I Think I Found A New Christmas Tradition: Tomato Aspic In The Form Of Elmo

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    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't be on bp right before I go to sleep

    Monica Sargent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have missed the episode where Elmo had a runny nose.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winking and buggers coming out of his nose?

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    #45

    Getting Into The Holiday Spirit!

    Getting Into The Holiday Spirit!

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    #46

    My Schools Free Turkey Lunch For Christmas

    My Schools Free Turkey Lunch For Christmas

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    Laura Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone needs to deworm their dog 🐶

    WindySwede
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're making it so much worse🪱

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's probably not the same but this is what my mom used to call "shīt on a shingle"; she'd definitely eat it.

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it supposed to be a turkey Manhattan? If it is they forgot the mashed taters.

    Sunflower_Bee
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my school's Christmas dinner, undercooked slimey ham, cranberry sauce slices straight from the can, and cold soggy green beans. They normally served something else like pizza or sandwiches but that day nobody ate the food because there were rumors about some kid getting sick from the ham- oh yeah and we had to pay $2.50 for it. 🤢 (Edit: spelling)

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so... who ate it first and who is the poor sap who has to eat it now?

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought my school dinners could be bad....... this is a disgrace!

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    #47

    Husband's Xmas Dinner: Frozen Pizza Enhanced With Red And Green

    Husband's Xmas Dinner: Frozen Pizza Enhanced With Red And Green

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    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you wanted to enhance it with green and red, BASIL AND TOMATO/RED PEPPER. OMFG WHAT IS THIS

    Deson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drizzled with food coloring I imagine. Probably looked better before cooking though.

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    Mat Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be some strange new usage of the word "enhanced" that I'm not familiar with.

    #48

    Xmas Snowman Cookie

    Xmas Snowman Cookie

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    #49

    You Already Know What's Going On Here. Old School Xmas Desserts Are A Total Thing

    You Already Know What's Going On Here. Old School Xmas Desserts Are A Total Thing

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    #50

    Two Grown Adults Underestimate The Difficulty Of A Task Designed For Children And Wind Up Raising A Swarm Of Holiday Gremlins. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals

    Two Grown Adults Underestimate The Difficulty Of A Task Designed For Children And Wind Up Raising A Swarm Of Holiday Gremlins. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals

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    #51

    Chicken Tenderloin Tree, Happy Holidays!

    Chicken Tenderloin Tree, Happy Holidays!

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    #53

    My Dad Was So Disappointed That He Burnt The Christmas Ham Until I Showed Him It Belonged Here On R/Shiryfoodporn. He Was Enthralled That There Was A Place For Such Food Misfortunes

    My Dad Was So Disappointed That He Burnt The Christmas Ham Until I Showed Him It Belonged Here On R/Shiryfoodporn. He Was Enthralled That There Was A Place For Such Food Misfortunes

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    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The island of misfit Hams

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sadness of much slicing to try and find an unburnt bit......

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    #54

    Last Time I Got Tons Of Complaints About Using Too Many Sprinkles.. So I Added More This Time. Try Being Mean, I Dare You. And Yes, That Is Christmas Sprinkles, I Ran Out Of Rainbow

    Last Time I Got Tons Of Complaints About Using Too Many Sprinkles.. So I Added More This Time. Try Being Mean, I Dare You. And Yes, That Is Christmas Sprinkles, I Ran Out Of Rainbow

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    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as too much sprinkles!

    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tin full of sprinkles. Nicee

    Tinderella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one wasn’t for Christmas though.

    #55

    My Mom Wanted Us To Have A Special Dinner For Our Last Day Of Christmas Vacation So We Broke Out The Fancy Glasses

    My Mom Wanted Us To Have A Special Dinner For Our Last Day Of Christmas Vacation So We Broke Out The Fancy Glasses

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the yellow thing top left

    Lennart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is depucting a pray Mary in a yellow gown. More concerning further up the Dr. Pepper?

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    Anita
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking a dolphin instead of a seagull coming through the table cloth, makes more sense ;)

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    #56

    Family Didn’t Show Up For Xmas Dinner So Made Sweet Potato Cream Burned Marshmallow Soup With The Groceries

    Family Didn’t Show Up For Xmas Dinner So Made Sweet Potato Cream Burned Marshmallow Soup With The Groceries

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    Ann T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an ashtray

    MongoMarcia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the bottle it's no mistake.

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the cream used like milk in a cereal bowl, this would have been something

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    #57

    Made Some Soup From The Xmas Dinner Leftovers, Mostly Brussel Sprouts

    Made Some Soup From The Xmas Dinner Leftovers, Mostly Brussel Sprouts

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    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that black stain was darth vader for some reason lol

    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an avocado puked...

    Jason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with people like pureeing brussel sprouts on this thread?

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    #58

    Happy Holidays!

    Happy Holidays!

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    Della
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that nose, I wonder if her knows the Christmas s*****g.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that on a pizza box on a hard-wood floor???

    Curly potato
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    3 years ago

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    #59

    Happy Holidays

    Happy Holidays

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    Sharkie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little overbaked but the design is pretty.

    Ann T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These come with the design. You slice off cookies and bake them. You only have to bake them. One job.

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    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like them a little burnt. I'm so sad though, these were sold out at all the stores near me. I made home made cookies but I really wanted these, lol

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    #60

    Christmas Dinner

    Christmas Dinner

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    #61

    Christmas Dinner Poutine At Boston Pizza In Canada

    Christmas Dinner Poutine At Boston Pizza In Canada

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    #62

    Christmas Eve Feast

    Christmas Eve Feast

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me sad because these folks can't or don't go all out. Maybe Christmas just isn't their thing. But I feel bad for anyone who eats this type of "food". Looks unappetizing and non-nutritious.

    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheese and crackers don’t look so bad. But yeh the vibe is, “I am sorry for you” at least it’s a square meal and I assume will be a hot meal.

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    T. Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm brake pads with grill marks.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl, I thought the white stuff in the dinner trays was mould...

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they send this pic from prison?

    Deb M.F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had ramen... had to work today

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    #63

    Refried Black Beans With A Green Sauce And Red Sauce. I Call It Black Christmas

    Refried Black Beans With A Green Sauce And Red Sauce. I Call It Black Christmas

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    Fish Fingers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone's dog needs to go to the vets...

    #64

    Father In Law's Beef Christmas Day. He Said "It's Perfect"

    Father In Law's Beef Christmas Day. He Said "It's Perfect"

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was any drier, use as kindling.

    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ready for spontaneous combustion at this point.

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    pug nose curly tail
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got thirsty just looking at this....

    Hyrule26
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't lie to us we all know that that is mulch.

    Jack Holt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it back in for another hour and you'll have biltong

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any more dry and it would be powder

    CC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your father in law have a woodworking shop? Because it looks like he just swept its floor into this 😄

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would get some beef stock and attempt a rehydrate of it. Then again, I have a greatly reduced sense of taste.

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    #65

    Work's Christmas Dinner

    Work's Christmas Dinner

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    Crookshanks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to some others on here…

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look half bad, just vey sparse. (That pig in a blanket could use with a bit more cooking, but that might be just personal preference).

    Whitney-Blair Beals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really tried to go for "elegant portions" just to save money. Looks disgusto.

    Monica Sargent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So....... You work for the prison system I gather.

    CC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I stopped going to them a long time ago.

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    #66

    Xmas Breakfast. Avocado Toast With Poached Eggs, Parmesan, And Beth's Kitchen Salsa Picante. Merry Chrysler!

    Xmas Breakfast. Avocado Toast With Poached Eggs, Parmesan, And Beth's Kitchen Salsa Picante. Merry Chrysler!

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    #67

    First Time Baking Merry Christmas

    First Time Baking Merry Christmas

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    Kate Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat it. I'm starving and don't feel up to making- wait. Grilled cheese. I'm having a grilled cheese with mustard, sorted.

    #68

    Cocktail Weenies Attached To A Styrofoam Christmas Tree With Toothpicks. Served With Barbecue Sauce, Mustard, Rosemary Garnish, And A Cheddar Cheese Star On Top

    Cocktail Weenies Attached To A Styrofoam Christmas Tree With Toothpicks. Served With Barbecue Sauce, Mustard, Rosemary Garnish, And A Cheddar Cheese Star On Top

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    #69

    A Cheesecake I Tried Making For Christmas

    A Cheesecake I Tried Making For Christmas

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    Lynne Hammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet you could peel the burnt top off easily

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe. If they had the oven on broil then it should just be the top layer that's not edible. If the oven wasn't on broil though, I don't think any of it will be edible because it would probably be waaaaay over baked

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    #70

    Stuffed-Crust Christmas Dinner Pizza

    Stuffed-Crust Christmas Dinner Pizza

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    #71

    Christmas Morning Feast: Cheese And Olive Balls, Cheese And Sausage Balls, Pigs In Blankets, And Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets

    Christmas Morning Feast: Cheese And Olive Balls, Cheese And Sausage Balls, Pigs In Blankets, And Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets

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    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make do with it!

    #72

    A Christmas Eve Staple At My Friend’s Home

    A Christmas Eve Staple At My Friend’s Home

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    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks good actually!

    Echidna learns extreme ironing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the sake of humanity can we please just stop the "resurrecting 70s food" thing....

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a typical thing in a lot of standard party spreads wheni was growing up - cheese, either cubed ham or a slice of hotdog, and an olive or pickled onion. xD

    Ann T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By “home” you mean “trailer”?

    #73

    I’m Somewhat Known At My Company For Baking Cakes For People. My Boss Asked Me To Make One For The Xmas Party But I’ll Be On Leave. I Still Wanted Him To Know Exactly What I Think Of Him

    I’m Somewhat Known At My Company For Baking Cakes For People. My Boss Asked Me To Make One For The Xmas Party But I’ll Be On Leave. I Still Wanted Him To Know Exactly What I Think Of Him

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    #74

    Gourmet Decorative Tootsie Cabin For The Holidays

    Gourmet Decorative Tootsie Cabin For The Holidays

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    Della
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missing the tootsie p****r.

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    #75

    Someone Sent A Pancake/Waffle Decorating Kit For The Holidays. The Kids Had Fun

    Someone Sent A Pancake/Waffle Decorating Kit For The Holidays. The Kids Had Fun

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    #76

    We Have All Types Of Good Stuff For Christmas Breakfast And My Fiancé Chooses To Make A Sandwich With An Old Chicken Cutlet, Onion Ring And Ketchup

    We Have All Types Of Good Stuff For Christmas Breakfast And My Fiancé Chooses To Make A Sandwich With An Old Chicken Cutlet, Onion Ring And Ketchup

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    #77

    On Christmas Day I Always Make My Brother-In-Law A Ramen Omelette. This Yeah The Assorted "Meats" Didn't Fit And Had To Be Served On The Side

    On Christmas Day I Always Make My Brother-In-Law A Ramen Omelette. This Yeah The Assorted "Meats" Didn't Fit And Had To Be Served On The Side

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    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is with this thread and weird uses of ramen????

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    #78

    Christmas Breakfast Is Always A Special Thing

    Christmas Breakfast Is Always A Special Thing

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    #79

    Christmas Mac & Cheese Anyone?

    Christmas Mac & Cheese Anyone?

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    Sharkie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Mac but no cheese here...

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4 year old nephew would love this. He really like colorful pasta; his mom even made him homemade rainbow pasta

    #80

    My Friend's Christmas Dinner

    My Friend's Christmas Dinner

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    #81

    Tried To Make A Jennie O Turkey Breast. I Didn’t Know Turkey Could Come Out As Goo. 🤔 Replaced It With Chicken Tenders For Xmas Dinner

    Tried To Make A Jennie O Turkey Breast. I Didn’t Know Turkey Could Come Out As Goo. 🤔 Replaced It With Chicken Tenders For Xmas Dinner

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    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell even is that??!!

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're really curious, read on. If not, the info to follow is not for the squeamish.... One commenter proposed the following~ "Based on the hole and how it is quite deep but also quite defined. Kinda looks like an abscess that popped. I’ve seen them in pork before, thankfully before cooking, and they essentially pop when you cut them. ( Also disgard any meat around it 🤢 when you throw that chunk out.) but it would make sense that it would explode out when roasted, from the pressure of the rest of the bird contracting as it roasted."

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    Otto Katz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a trip to the ER waiting to happen

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    #82

    Junk Food On Xmas Party

    Junk Food On Xmas Party

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    #83

    Cross Section Of Xmas Frosting And Cake

    Cross Section Of Xmas Frosting And Cake

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    #84

    Merry Xmas Reddit! From Our Snowman To Yours

    Merry Xmas Reddit! From Our Snowman To Yours

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    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a fail, looks delicious! 10/10 would eat!

    #85

    I Made Both Sweet And Savory Jell-O Salads For My Friend's Xmas Party

    I Made Both Sweet And Savory Jell-O Salads For My Friend's Xmas Party

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    EP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Why tho. Why did you make this for a friend. Seems like something you make for the trash or an enemy.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you hate this friend? Was it a theme party?

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    #86

    Raw Beef And Onion Santa From The Holiday Party At A Bar Near My House

    Raw Beef And Onion Santa From The Holiday Party At A Bar Near My House

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    #87

    Christmas Eve Feast When You're Working Second Shift In A Korean Academy... 😐

    Christmas Eve Feast When You're Working Second Shift In A Korean Academy... 😐

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    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw those noodles online, I wanna try them so bad...

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that mac and cheese ramyun!? omg im lactose intolerant but I NEED THIS MIX SOME PAPRIKA INTO IT OMGG

    #88

    My Christmas Dinner

    My Christmas Dinner

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    #89

    Christmas Dinner

    Christmas Dinner

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs a little heat, 1/4 to 1/3 cup of salsa and at least 1 if not 2 big honkin handfuls of shredded cheese. Just enough heat to melt the cheese and incorporate it all together and you're golden.

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    #90

    Christmas Salad By My Mum

    Christmas Salad By My Mum

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    T. Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs that grinch from up above.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is definitely not a salad. Just a plate of lettuce.🙄

    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what did YOU prepare for the feast? Ask yourself... if mom did nothing what would the holiday be like?

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    #91

    Merry Christmas From Shinjuku

    Merry Christmas From Shinjuku

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    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am appalled at the lack of KFC. Are you even in Japan? :p

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFC can actually sell out really quick around christmas in Japan. Some people even order their christmas buckets way in advance.

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    #92

    Christmas Meat And Cheese Plate + Wine

    Christmas Meat And Cheese Plate + Wine

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    #93

    Saw This While Browsing Twitter. Happy Holidays!

    Saw This While Browsing Twitter. Happy Holidays!

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    Cat Chat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M&Ms are kind of my thing, especially at Christmas time, and this is a HUGE pass. (I collect M&M dispensers, which are big in the stores during the holidays, and makes me easy to shop for)

    Anita
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    m&m's and beetroot? Is that valid combination?

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's m&Ms with jellied cranberry sauce...

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    #94

    My Grandma Made This Disgusting Scrambled Egg Looking Lemon Cake After Christmas Dinner

    My Grandma Made This Disgusting Scrambled Egg Looking Lemon Cake After Christmas Dinner

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    G o l d f i s h
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not nice, it looks fine other than that random block of other cake in it!

    Sara Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks fine, until you realize the yellow bits are actually scrambled eggs surrounding what looks like a pound cake, then the frosting is around the eggs. It's an abomination!

    Zia Barrett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not actually scrambled egg though, or not intended to be. I'm guessing it's a lemon curd, but they messed up the egg portion.

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    #95

    Our Family's Traditional Christmas Breakfast: Pickled Pork, Bread Soaked In Pickled Pork Juice, Oranges, Shot Of Gin

    Our Family's Traditional Christmas Breakfast: Pickled Pork, Bread Soaked In Pickled Pork Juice, Oranges, Shot Of Gin

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    LiuLiu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is not enough gin to make that palatable

    #96

    Home Alone Xmas Ribeye. Only Set The Fire Alarm Off Once!

    Home Alone Xmas Ribeye. Only Set The Fire Alarm Off Once!

    wallmonitor Report

    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I use the cast iron I am guaranteed to set it off

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My builder was knd enough not to locate a smoke alarm near the kitchen. All of them are located outside the bedrooms, so I can grill til my smokey heart's content!

    #97

    Thought You Guys Might Like My Friends Rather "Overdone" Xmas Turkey

    Thought You Guys Might Like My Friends Rather "Overdone" Xmas Turkey

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    Gardener of Weeden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the time stamp almost 10 years

    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they dug up a turkey after a couple of weeks

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    #98

    Xmas Morning Breakfast!!

    Xmas Morning Breakfast!!

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    Jennifer Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks good but unsalted butter on pancakes??

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    #99

    I Splurge On Xmas Eve

    I Splurge On Xmas Eve

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    #100

    My Xmas Morn Breakfast: Reheated Frijoles Mixed With Creamy Enchilada Sauce

    My Xmas Morn Breakfast: Reheated Frijoles Mixed With Creamy Enchilada Sauce

    LoverDeadly Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why did they post the cat’s breakfast

    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something the cat did AFTER breakfast...

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    Lsai Aeon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have run out of tamales. RIP

    #101

    Xmas Tortilla (X-Post R/Pics) (Op)

    Xmas Tortilla (X-Post R/Pics) (Op)

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    #102

    Vegan Holiday Roast

    Vegan Holiday Roast

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are way nicer vegan alternatives to whatever the hell this is. I suggest a nut roast, those things are delicious even if you're not vegan/vegetarian. Or if you have nut allergies, plenty of veg to go into a nice pie. ;D

    J R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, my sister made one of these a couple years ago. My husband and I refer to it as the cat a*****e turkey. It was not good.

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that it's vegan I strongly suspect it's not meat.

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    #103

    I Go Off My Diet Twice A Year. This Christmas, This Sub Gave Me A New Idea

    I Go Off My Diet Twice A Year. This Christmas, This Sub Gave Me A New Idea

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    #104

    My Christmas Dinner! Good Bread Good Meat. Good God Let’s Eat!

    My Christmas Dinner! Good Bread Good Meat. Good God Let’s Eat!

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    Philly Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely could do this 100%