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Longtime readers will know that for whatever reason, Belgium has a thing for particularly ugly houses. These buildings contain design choices so bizarre that they are almost a subgenre of architectural photography online. Cheap, ramshackle buildings are one thing, but here most homes contain what appear to be deliberate, albeit confusing design choices made by someone who had other options. 

The “Ugly Belgian Houses” (it’s in the name) Instagram account gathers the best (or worst) examples of home and yard design from the Western European country. We also reached out to Hannes Coudenys, the man who manages the page. So upvote the most heinous offenders and comment your theories on what was going through the architect's head. 

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#1

Felix The Housecat

Felix The Housecat

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Roan The Demon Kitty
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I... kinda love this one, but then.. of course I would. xD

Amy Strain
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love him. I would have one.

Charles the Human-Faced Cat
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me love him! but he looks more like a Michael to me

Çağrı Erdem
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankly, I think this is beautiful.

Ace
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love it. Would buy.

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    #2

    Ugly Belgian House On A Budget

    Ugly Belgian House On A Budget

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    Teatime Thots
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, narrow architecture is cool, but why aren't there any windows? I feel like this could be someone's kidnap dungeon.

    SPQRBob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was surely a directly abutting house that was torn down/removed at some point in the past.

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    ALittleKnownGoddess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent napping house - it's probably cool and very dark inside! Let me have it.

    SPQRBob
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    2 years ago

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    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of curious to see what the inside looks like.

    Kiwi Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a perfect slice of meatloaf

    Audrey Belisle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little too skinny for my liking just a little.

    Ge Po
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be very afraid of the next storm ... TImber!

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    #3

    Don't Care About Your Opinion But That Really Looks Like A Minion

    Don't Care About Your Opinion But That Really Looks Like A Minion

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    Snake Queen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. Pigglewiggle! EDIT: that’s a really old children’s book series but Mrs. Pigglewiggle’s house is upside down

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    Nizumi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs to be painted bright yellow

    Sussy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!!! If that was my house it would already be

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    Jenna Logan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not horrible but the bottom window makes it look weird

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    We wanted to know if Hannes has encountered any buildings so boring they broke the pages motto "Better to be ugly than to be boring." He replied with the short and simple "Not yet. The Netherlands is Boring. Belgium is beautifully ugly." On a more serious note, we also wanted to know why these buildings are so unique. "Most of the time it’s the owner who wants his house to be a certain way. Newly built or renovated, they make the choices, and an architect delivers. In 2% of the cases it’s an architect who wants to experiment and make something crazy ugly. But I like the fact Belgium is a country where experimenting is possible.No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example."

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    The “Ugly Belgian Houses” account boasts 167 thousand followers on Instagram, another indicator of people's morbid obsession with absolutely hideous constructions. Global interest is so high that they have even published a book with a selection of the best constructions. One wonders if some orders are from Universities seeking to supplement their architecture divisions with materials on what not to do. The book is in a variety of tongues, but ultimately images are a universal language.

    In some ways, the fascination with these buildings could be seen as a form of whiplash. Belgium contains many examples of beautiful architecture, ranging from the neoclassical Palace of Charles of Lorraine to the Art Nouveau former Old England department store. But these photos demonstrate the age-old truth that a country's architecture isn’t just the old buildings in its capital.

    #4

    Citroen Citrout

    Citroen Citrout

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    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, I. gods name why?

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a story behind this.

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little kid in me that's fascinated with 'Gee Whiz' really, really wants the hedge to swing out of the way and the car on the right to go driving away at full speed!

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quirky art. Why do people put flamingos or gnomes in their yard? And if this person was clever the boot and bonnet of the car parts will open and you could use them for storage.

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    Andi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, that would have been a lovely looking car too!

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    #5

    Ugly Belgian Houses. Literally

    Ugly Belgian Houses. Literally

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    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like there's some beautiful brick work toward the bottom. Shame about the rest, though.

    Randy Klefbeck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is budget damage repair from WW2.

    Audrey Belisle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brick must have tooken forever and then they were just like whatever.

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, it seems to me to be the cultural equivalent of a lady's fascinator or Sunday hat. The more funky angles and combinations, the better!

    GlamourGhoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one house mounting the other from behind.

    Jenna Logan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It had potential if you take away the slanted roof and the mismatched brick work and increase the size of the windows.

    #6

    What Kind Of Toppings Do You Want On Your House? Yes!

    What Kind Of Toppings Do You Want On Your House? Yes!

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    AbbyNormal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the solar panels that make it different, it's the main floor... Cathedral window ✔️. Recessed garage door - yup. And one that looks like it has an outie bellybutton. Ok, could you throw in some mixed matched windows plus a tiny skylight. Thanks.

    Just me, myself, and I
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Upgrade the ground floor and this place would look much better. I have no problem with the skylight/solar panel combo. More buildings should have both.

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    Jenna Logan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is this monstrosity

    We asked if he had any final thoughts to leave with the readers: "Belgium must have over 3 million houses. I’ve only posted a few thousand. So I recently learned my story will never end. The project will go on forever. I’ll almost never take pictures myself anymore because I get 3 pictures a day sent in."

    The page’s motto is “Better to be ugly than to be boring,” which is quite aspirational. After all, as bizarre as the houses here seem, there are tens of thousands of identical, cookie-cutter houses duller than a butter knife in every country across the globe. The fact that these are homes is special as well. An office, warehouse, or store can be soulless, but a house is a home, a place for the owner to express themselves and their personality. Most of us don't just throw down a mattress on the floor of a bare-walled square room and leave it at that. Decorations, ornaments, and some fresh paint are all common additions.

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    #7

    We All Live In An Orange Submarine

    We All Live In An Orange Submarine

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks to me like an old windmill base with the top removed.

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    You Should Do Nothing with the Fence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can build it doesn't mean you should...

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    #8

    La Sagrada Familia By Antoni Audi

    La Sagrada Familia By Antoni Audi

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you don't have to worry about carjackers

    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is making a car a part of the house a thing in Belgium, perhaps?

    Helen Johnston
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well the former owner would not move his car so we built round it

    Susanne Stute
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not in Belgium. This house is located in Zeven/ Germany.

    mark glass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repo man gonna hate comin' for THAT car.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So houses eating cars must be a common theme in Belgium. Good to know. Useless but good to know...

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    #9

    When You Lost The Assembly Instructions

    When You Lost The Assembly Instructions

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    AbbyNormal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designer learning how to use Windows paint. Copy and paste.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez who thought this up?

    Self-expression is in general a pretty strong human desire. We really want to make our mark and set ourselves apart. How we do this is deeply personal, but the drive is also informed by some cultural practices. In one study, European Americans, and by extension, Europeans, ranked self-expression as much more important than people from other areas of the world. The same study even found that when these individuals were not permitted to express themselves, they suffered from negative effects on their cognitive functioning. It's hard to be committed to something you don't feel any ownership and responsibility towards.

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    #11

    Une Belle Maisnon

    Une Belle Maisnon

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    Sofie Van Camp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in my street. Looks better now finished but still weird :-)

    Audrey Belisle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you must be lucky you're street ended up on here.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "une belle maisnon" untranslatable wordplay :D (belle maison : beautiful house - maisnon (mais non) : but no)

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a kid was playing with blocks, one slid off the base and dad said "that's it!".

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what happens when you don't have a level OR a square...

    Jenna Logan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a modern art museum

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird is putting it mildly!

    Seadog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a friend that used to do concrete work. Some guy wouldn't listen to him when he told him you can't use a carpenters square to check the squareness of the foundation forms. Foundation ended up 3 feet out of square and that's the way the house was built. You can imagine how the roof looks.

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    #12

    Cut My House In To Pieces This Is My Last Carport

    Cut My House In To Pieces This Is My Last Carport

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    Joots (shants/jorts)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut my house into pieces, this is my last carport - … gravel drive-way, no ceilings - dont give a f*u*c*k its more windows I’m needin’

    Whopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually looks kinda cool tho

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind this design, very modernist but it all works together. At least it looks like it's mean to be that way.

    JG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like this

    USMCFelicia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha lmao 🤣 love the caption

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    Belgium has no shortage of artistically inclined people, as the relatively small nation has a large number of contributions to art, architecture, and culture. It has 15 properties listed in the UNESCO list of world heritage sites and is the birthplace of the inappropriately named French fries. Indeed, it’s part of their national dish, whether eaten with steak or mussels. In terms of somewhat strange design choices, sculpture fountains of little boys peeing is also a symbol for its capital of Brussels, a design choice that really isn't that far from many of the ones displayed here. It just happens to have better craftsmanship. Execution is everything.

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    #13

    Ugly Belgian House

    Ugly Belgian House

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    RaptorNXT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is AI generated only, or built IRL?

    Bekki Sala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's like the imprint of a terrified gingerbread man on the side

    Audrey Belisle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all wake up BONK Me: ow fogot my house was a triangle.

    Eldritch_catt0
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you if you think I don't want myself a pyramid!

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home buyer: Give me that American Indian Egyptian look. Architect: Say no more fam!

    Teatime Thots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some retro Stargate SG1 Goa'uld ship?

    Hugh Cookson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I like this, with a bit of imagination it could be quite .

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    #14

    I Wanted To Include A Joke About Carpentry But I Didn't Think It Wood Work

    I Wanted To Include A Joke About Carpentry But I Didn't Think It Wood Work

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    Jane Alexander
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else seeing the pair of eyes looking down from the dark wood part?

    Katarina_Balaz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is something scary about this house...

    Lord of the laserprinter.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could add a but of steel into the joke, but it steel woodn‘t work.

    Gillian Gray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I audibly sighed at the title BRAVO

    JG
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the house is waiting for the mail lol

    #15

    When You Ordered The Wrong Roof But You Are Too Lazy To Send It Back

    When You Ordered The Wrong Roof But You Are Too Lazy To Send It Back

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    Glasofruix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do that for taxes. If you keep x walls from the old house (rules and laws depending on the region you're in) it is considered as a renovation and not a new build. The house then stays around the same tax bracket as before. You see this mostly in rural regions, it's waaaaay more difficult to get the permit in a city.

    John Dilligaf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, that makes sense. But couldn't they at least try to build in a style that blends the new build into the old? At least a little bit?

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    You Should Do Nothing with the Fence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my first thought is putting an addition on the top to preserve original building, but kind of a fail on an integrated design concept?

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    Like in many smaller European nations, space is limited, meaning people are constantly living in proximity to others. This could enhance the desire to stand out, regardless of the aesthetic cost. Just to demonstrate, Brussels, the capital of Belgium, is 26.9 miles (43.3km) from Antwerp, the nation's largest city, and 31.7 miles (47.4km) from Ghent, the third-largest city. All these distances are as the crow flies, but it's also not a country rent by mountains or other impassable obstacles. Americans, looking at these numbers might realize that their morning commute covers a larger distance. This might help identify the sort of population density we’re talking about here.

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    #16

    Big Door Energy

    Big Door Energy

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    Doug O
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Architectural viagra. Call your doctor for doors remaining open for more than 4 hours.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason it reminds me of an elevator. Like those transparent ones you see in shopping centres.

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone got carried away with the door!

    #17

    True Story: They Had To Cage The Rocks. People Thought You Could Throw Them To The Holes. It Was 100 Points If You’d Hit The Little Window

    True Story: They Had To Cage The Rocks. People Thought You Could Throw Them To The Holes. It Was 100 Points If You’d Hit The Little Window

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs earth in a pile up to the roof leaving that big window clear and it would look like a hobbit house.

    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question... Why didn't they just remove/displace the rocks?

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't understand this new trend of stone walls in cages (and these are even weirder). Why pay for stonework, but cover it in something else? They just look unfinished.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cheap and it's a easier to build. If you wanted to use a single rock to replace one of those cages it's going to weight hundreds of kilos. So you need machinery to position them. With these each rock is only a couple of kilos, so you can get a load of rock in or even get a trailer load with your own car. Then wheelbarrow it in and fill the gabion by hand. Also being a regular shape means it's easier to build walls with them.

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    Audrey Belisle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You throw the rock and hopefully don't hit the the hobbit living in it.

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. The ... 'gridwork'? ... in the large window makes it look like a vacation home for Dr. Strange when he wants to get away from his Bleeker Street Sanctum in NYC.

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    #18

    When You Stop Talking About Your House And Make It Concrete

    When You Stop Talking About Your House And Make It Concrete

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    mooshoflove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I love your puns! They remind me of wholesome, "dad jokes!" 🤗

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    Teatime Thots
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if I were to go inside, I'd find the bodies of missing people.

    Vasha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks easy to defend during a zombie apocalypse

    Danika Tull
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have concrete evidence that there are dead bodies in there

    Binky Melnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! It looks as if the concrete part might collapse as there doesn’t seem to be enough holding it up. I hope they’re safe!

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How ugly can you get?

    Indeed, it’s the 22nd most densely populated country in the world and the 6th most densely populated in Europe. The Flemish region in the north of Belgium is one of the most densely populated areas in Europe. With all those people pressed together and all that beautiful architecture, it’s no wonder that the people of Belgium have turned to buildings that would be shockingly bad any place else. If some morbid curiosity drives you to keep exploring the chaos of bad Belgian architecture, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our previous articles here and here

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    #19

    Don’t Say Cottage To Gothage

    Don’t Say Cottage To Gothage

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    Sue Lynn Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compare to others, this looks normal. (In my opinion)

    Teatime Thots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this isn't so bad. I'd live here. Well... if i could afford it. Which I cannot. But if I could...

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    Sofie Van Camp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a great house near me. Looks like a haunted mansion but nice :-)

    Binky Melnik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks as if somewhere in the process of getting here, there was a beautiful house! They shoulda stopped there insteada gone past it. 😕 Now the pretty parts just seem like a shame as they show what coulda been. 😞

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not too bad, what's on the roof, and witch door do you use?

    Jesse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doors are a bit tacky but otherwise, I like it

    You Should Do Nothing with the Fence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sidewalk weeds could use a little love in comparison, but yeah, okay.

    Sunshine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one. It's nice to look at.

    Sara De Wit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a doctor’s office near where I live. I think it’s pretty creepy.

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    #20

    Nice Qwallity

    Nice Qwallity

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    Minino
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a little step for a man a big step for the mankind

    Jenna Logan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your architect is an amateur

    Martin Kaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the house is winking at me.

    #21

    Oh Deer

    Oh Deer

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    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they tried to make a boring house a bit more interesting...

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The building looks like a cheap hotel

    Mimi La Souris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you can’t have a castle and its adjoining park, at least you have the statue

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually not the worse one!

    #22

    On A Side Nose, This One Is Quite Special

    On A Side Nose, This One Is Quite Special

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    #23

    One Of These Is A Bloc Paté

    One Of These Is A Bloc Paté

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    Cin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my Minecraft houses.

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a pharmacy

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, who idea was this?

    #24

    Warpitecture

    Warpitecture

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    RaptorNXT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing does seem to have been through Wars alright...

    Ace
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative solution to an unusual geometry.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the weird roofs?

    #25

    The Architect Really Stepped Up His Game

    The Architect Really Stepped Up His Game

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    Teatime Thots
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not an architect.... But function should always precede AND dictate form, I think. What's the functional excuse for this? For that matter, the form sucks.

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    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #26

    Bridge Over The River Kwhy?

    Bridge Over The River Kwhy?

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a result of some stupid Belgian regulation on a provincial or communal level. I mean, it could be that they had to do this to make a 'closed' looking row of houses. Belgian Kafka at it's best.

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    #27

    Let’s Just Hope It Disappears When They Get A Full Line

    Let’s Just Hope It Disappears When They Get A Full Line

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    #28

    Piece Of Cake

    Piece Of Cake

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    EEP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are plots for semi attached houses and the other house hasn't been built yet.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were they thinking?

    #29

    It's A Carportoise

    It's A Carportoise

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really surprised by the lack of windows in these homes. i love windows and light pouring in.

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the turtle?

    #30

    Hey, Teacher, Leave This House Alone All In All, It’s Just Another Dick With A Wall

    Hey, Teacher, Leave This House Alone All In All, It’s Just Another Dick With A Wall

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AH, somebody wouldn't sell their property, so the company built right next to them.

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    #31

    I Can’t See The Problem

    I Can’t See The Problem

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🫠 my soul itches, just by looking at this...

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job on the roof!

    #32

    Designed By Michelangelo

    Designed By Michelangelo

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    #33

    If You Understand Why Pizza Is Made Round, Packed Into A Square Box And Eaten As A Triangle, You Will Understand This House

    If You Understand Why Pizza Is Made Round, Packed Into A Square Box And Eaten As A Triangle, You Will Understand This House

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the solar panels make it look like it has a fro & bushy stash.. maybe without them, it looked fine? 😶

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triangles as windows???

    #34

    The Architect Really Skewed Up

    The Architect Really Skewed Up

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's the color reflecting in the center window.. but I don't hate it 🤷‍♀️

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really or is this a joke?

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    #36

    Holy [Poop]

    Holy [Poop]

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    Squidward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are protected, untouchable. It probably made sense about 130 years ago.

    Sofie Van Camp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair: the houses were build around it...

    #37

    The Architect Is Making Quite Some Points Here

    The Architect Is Making Quite Some Points Here

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old house, built in a time when there was no need for an architect.

    #38

    When You Literally Run Out Of Money To Make An Extra Room

    When You Literally Run Out Of Money To Make An Extra Room

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, result of regulations stating they must build an upper floor even if there is no need to, just for the looks of it. Strongly suspect a 'top floor' open air sitting area.

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    #39

    Game Of Homes

    Game Of Homes

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit unfair, this one. Think I know the location and you're looking at the back of factory/warehouse silo's. Still does not make it pretty, though.

    Isabelle Lamarque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it's about the houses in the front being the same color. Kinda looks like it's all part of the same whole. 😅 But still not a bit unfair tho like you said 😜

    #40

    Quatro Stagioh No

    Quatro Stagioh No

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What great idea, totally different with a fridge outside! Is that a fridge or power box?

    #41

    Why Does It Have A Barcode? This Is Belgium, Not Scandinavia

    Why Does It Have A Barcode? This Is Belgium, Not Scandinavia

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    #42

    Tell Me You Don't Want Visitors Without Telling Me You Don't Want Visitors

    Tell Me You Don't Want Visitors Without Telling Me You Don't Want Visitors

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    #43

    Not All The Ugly Belgian Houses Wear Capes

    Not All The Ugly Belgian Houses Wear Capes

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be a business of some sort.

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    2 years ago

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    #44

    The Ugly Belgian House Colouring Book Is Almost Ready!

    The Ugly Belgian House Colouring Book Is Almost Ready!

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    Jake B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a window tax in Belgium?

    Pheline
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are shutters. I had a house with a couple on the windward side and they were great. They were outside but operated from the inside. We’d close them when there were high winds or it was really cold and it made a huge difference in not letting the house get cold.

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    #45

    I Would Make A Penis Joke But It's Too Hard To Understand

    I Would Make A Penis Joke But It's Too Hard To Understand

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    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The house is smaller than the owner said

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great description!

    #46

    Stuck In The Middle With Roof

    Stuck In The Middle With Roof

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the bizarre roofs?

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    #47

    When Your House Is A Flat Too

    When Your House Is A Flat Too

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    #48

    That’s A Perfect Example Of Rocoucou

    That’s A Perfect Example Of Rocoucou

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    #49

    Accident Waits To Happen

    Accident Waits To Happen

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    mooshoflove
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a human live in there?! O_O -- just trying to imagine the deafening vibration as trains pass through..

    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know the story behind this.

    #50

    King Architecture And The Knights Of The Round Carport Window

    King Architecture And The Knights Of The Round Carport Window

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    #51

    Some Will Say It’s Photoshop

    Some Will Say It’s Photoshop

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one hurt my eyes!

    #52

    Behold The Castle Of The Parking

    Behold The Castle Of The Parking

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    #53

    You Ain’t Nothing But An Ugly House Dog

    You Ain’t Nothing But An Ugly House Dog

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually the best house so far, I can do without dog!

    #54

    Acracadabra Don't Open This Mess A Me

    Acracadabra Don't Open This Mess A Me

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    Rosie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not exactly pretty, but I wouldn't mind living there. The "gravestone" thingie is probably a mailbox.

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    #55

    Now That Is A Parking Violation

    Now That Is A Parking Violation

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    #56

    Oh No The One House Didn't See The Voorrang From Rechts

    Oh No The One House Didn't See The Voorrang From Rechts

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    #57

    David Attenborough Voice: "Rarely Seen, This Male Organ Of The Ugly Belgian Houses Is A Crucial Tool For Reproduction. We Are Lucky To Witness It."

    David Attenborough Voice: "Rarely Seen, This Male Organ Of The Ugly Belgian Houses Is A Crucial Tool For Reproduction. We Are Lucky To Witness It."

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    #58

    Opposites Attract

    Opposites Attract

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the one on the right putting in a pool?

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    #59

    It Has Some Kind Of Condition

    It Has Some Kind Of Condition

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I noticed going through this nightmare posts, most of the windows are shaded.

    #60

    The James Webb Space Telescope Reveals Never-Before-Seen Details Of An Ugly Belgian House

    The James Webb Space Telescope Reveals Never-Before-Seen Details Of An Ugly Belgian House

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are helping the planet with their solar....

    #61

    Is This A Knightshop?

    Is This A Knightshop?

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    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like a great way to have random s**t put in your house by passerby

    #62

    Don’t Ride The White Horse

    Don’t Ride The White Horse

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    #63

    The First, The Last, Eternit

    The First, The Last, Eternit

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    Glasofruix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hardly uniquely ugly, those things are everywhere.

    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who deemed it necessary to put scales on a house??

    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you smoke the Abestos belgian cigarette brand

    #65

    Finally Found A Decent Mailbox Firewall

    Finally Found A Decent Mailbox Firewall

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would have thought this would be a good idea?

    #66

    Brick A Brac

    Brick A Brac

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened here?

    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can they at least put the door in the middle????

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    #67

    A Pyramid With A Roof. Eat That Egypt

    A Pyramid With A Roof. Eat That Egypt

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much to look at!

    #68

    Amenagement A Trois (Avec Un Ami)

    Amenagement A Trois (Avec Un Ami)

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm intrigued by the Noddy car at the front. It looks like you need a very large Allen key to remove the wheels

    #69

    Jesus Cries(T)

    Jesus Cries(T)

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    Eldritch_catt0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The captions in this article are everything

    #70

    Clap Along If You Feel Like A Room Without A Room

    Clap Along If You Feel Like A Room Without A Room

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to say it again? regulations stipulating the tops of the houses should align, even if the person building this house did not need a second or a third floor.

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    #71

    Party In The Front Nothing In The Back

    Party In The Front Nothing In The Back

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    #72

    Like A Punch In The Gut

    Like A Punch In The Gut

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    #73

    Boom Boom Boom Boom You're Missing A Room

    Boom Boom Boom Boom You're Missing A Room

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    #74

    For Sale. House With Outdoor Rooftop Sauna Cabin

    For Sale. House With Outdoor Rooftop Sauna Cabin

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    Squidward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laugh but this being Belgium it may well be that.

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    #75

    We Got To Fight The Towers That .be

    We Got To Fight The Towers That .be

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    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be better if the rest of the house went along with the whole " Medieval Castle" vibe

    #76

    Messmerizing

    Messmerizing

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    #77

    Owner: I Like To Stare Through The Window Architect: Say No More

    Owner: I Like To Stare Through The Window Architect: Say No More

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    #78

    When You Download The House Plans From The Pirate Bay

    When You Download The House Plans From The Pirate Bay

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    #79

    50 Shits Of Grey

    50 Shits Of Grey

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    #80

    The Architect Only Finished High School

    The Architect Only Finished High School

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    #81

    Welcome To The Uglybelgianhouses Sightseeing Tour

    Welcome To The Uglybelgianhouses Sightseeing Tour

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    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Knightbus and the way to the ministry??

    #82

    When Your Roof Has A Meeting

    When Your Roof Has A Meeting

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    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my roofs look like in the sims

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    #83

    It Has The Perfect Balance Between 'What' And 'The F--'

    It Has The Perfect Balance Between 'What' And 'The F--'

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    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the random holes punched into the wall???

    #84

    Better Call Saul Because Wall Not So Goodman

    Better Call Saul Because Wall Not So Goodman

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My God they just get worse!

    #85

    Even Dall-E Couldn’t Make This Up

    Even Dall-E Couldn’t Make This Up

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Dali, and you are correct!

    #86

    Google Please Deleteview

    Google Please Deleteview

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    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its pink.... but then again.... its not. what the f**k even is this

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    #87

    22 On A 100 You Mean?

    22 On A 100 You Mean?

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    #88

    House Arrest In Belgium

    House Arrest In Belgium

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    #89

    Omg Stephouse, What Are You Doing

    Omg Stephouse, What Are You Doing

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    #90

    I See A Red Roof And I Want To Paint It Black (Too)

    I See A Red Roof And I Want To Paint It Black (Too)

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    #92

    How To Build An Hobbit’s House : Flemish Edition

    How To Build An Hobbit’s House : Flemish Edition

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    Klopec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd fall on those stairs everytime!

    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the weird colored stairs in the front, this wouldn't honestly be all that bad

    #93

    The Grass Is Definitely Greener On The Other Side

    The Grass Is Definitely Greener On The Other Side

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    #94

    Villatetris

    Villatetris

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    beardedlizard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought those boxes in the window was a creepy doll at first glance

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    #95

    Buy A House Get Half Extra!

    Buy A House Get Half Extra!

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