50 Painfully-Accurate Memes That Anyone Above 30 Might Relate To, Shared By This Instagram Page
There’s just something about turning 30 that shakes us awake. Suddenly, we realize that this is the point we expected to have it all figured out. To leave our carefree youthful days behind and merrily cross over the bridge into adulthood. But many will agree there’s little joy in the mammoth 30th birthday. It often looms over our heads and reminds us that we simply haven’t done enough with our lives, making us question whether we’re running out of time.
But wait! The 30s aren’t that bad. This period is all about exploring life and getting closer to understanding who we really are. And with so many highs and lows during this decade, there’s plenty to laugh at as well. So let us introduce you to the 'Coping With Not Being 29' Instagram account, the perfect outlet for frustrated millennials to catch a break and chuckle at their misery. "Somewhere between adulting and setting the cat on fire," the creator writes, and by the looks of it, they’re not far off.
We have scoured their feed and gathered some hilarious memes and extremely relatable jokes that sum up what life in our 30s is all about. So continue scrolling and upvote the posts you thought were spot on! If you’re in the mood for even more painfully accurate content, take a look at our earlier posts about 'Millennial Heaven' and '30 And Tired.'
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Being polite to nosy people is overrated anyway
Load More Replies...Sorry...l would have busted up laughing. I love cats but your reply was perfect!
She should feel bad for the cashier who had to damn near bite off his/her/their tongue to keep from laughing...
Walmart was out of ALL human food? Where was that Walmart? Our Walmarts have plenty of food?
I think this was during the height of the pandemic when people were going nuts hoarding. Edit: Yes I checked the link, it's from 2020.
Load More Replies...When you enter my world without knowing the rules, you get what you deserve.
this is a real story and not satire! seriously.
We managed to get in touch with the creator of @30somethingaf, Sarah Sanders, who was kind enough to have a little chat with us. Sarah told Bored Panda that she started this account as a bit of a joke. "Memes and gifs were just getting started and I found myself looking at them thinking of other captions I would use that were funnier to me. I've always been interested in comedy and if I could go back in time, I would have pursued a career in writing for stand-up, sketch comedy or satirical sitcoms," she said.
The founder of the account described her community as her peers. "They are people learning to 'adult'. Some are family-focused, some are career-driven, some still have the Peter Pan syndrome, and others are just plain lost in the growth they are expected to experience." Sarah opened up about undergoing these phases herself, so managing the page has become like second nature to her. "If I can relate to it, chances are my audience will too."
Yeah the ol dash panel is constantly lit in my head too.
Load More Replies...Used to get a proper banger of a headache at least once a week, got it checked: High blood pressure. Don't ignore them.
But if I get it checked I have to pay for a doctor's visit and if it's high blood pressure I have to pay for medication....it's cheaper to just ignore it and die!
Load More Replies...easy fix drink coffee with something nutritional without a ponytail while watching a movie on the couch/bed while wearing your glasses. and if its a brain tumor then you just screwed
I hate the spatula-age-favoritism discrimination around here!
Load More Replies...No, 12 year olds look like college students (Edited for spelling mistake)
Oh, so true! I was walking my dog through my local woods and came across three police officers! One was definitely a child in uniform. Though when he spoke to me his voice was deep and gruff! Still have no idea what they were doing in the woods though...
Load More Replies...i'm only a teenager and except for college students looking 12 and gaining 30 lbs overnight i fit everything here o.o
my favorite spatula broke and it was this very moment I realized I havn't made eggs in months because of it lmao
That sucks. My favorite spatula belonged to my grandma. If it broke I'd be inconsolable.
Load More Replies...Most of these are true and I'm not adult I'd rather sleep the go out Comfort ALWAYS befor fashion Everything hurts And last but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST I love my spatula.
The account has reached huge success. As of this writing, it has amassed over 429k lost souls looking for ways to catch a breath between all the responsibilities weighing on their shoulders. The feed consists of posts about various aspects of our everyday life, which makes the memes and jokes all the more relatable. "Everybody's journey is different as we hit our 30s," the creator noted. "Which is part of what makes it so fun to write about."
"We may have different lifestyles, incomes, backgrounds or areas of focus but we seem to share similar fears and goals. Success may be defined as a family with 4 kids to one person or a C-suite career to another but the common element is success," Sarah said, adding that while these are very diverse problems, everyone in their 30s has a shared feeling of failure. "I focus on the similarities, not the differences, and making those situations funny gives us all a little relief to know it's OK not to be perfect as we reach the time in our lives when society expects us to have [everything] together."
The joys of being single, childfree and living on my own - most holidays are like that. My cats love cosy days, too!
Yeah, I have been single and dependent free for 30 years. But I have friends with big families. I go - enjoy- return home to blissful quiet. No pressure.
Load More Replies...but what if your just a teeeensy bit more hungry, hmmmmm?
Load More Replies...Or going to the store for a small pack of chicken, but realizing the big pack is on sale so you gotta buy the big pack to save money. Instead of the $6 you were originally going to spend, you now have a $15 giant pack of chicken you have to split up when you get home. More work and more money then I initially wanted to put into getting chicken.
In the long run, it saves a lot of money. If it means, next week I don't have to spend $6 again.
Load More Replies...I just grab one of my meat birds and do what needs to be done. Nothing like free range, fresh chicken.
If there is not a NOTICABLE difference in the size...it is not worth it. At all.
Load More Replies...Yup, unfortunately most don't realize it's because there is just more fat/bone/skin/grissle on the more expensive one lol
"Being in your 30s is the first time that people start to understand what they want, not just what others want of them," Sarah told us. "Whether it's material items, travel, children, investing or even more extreme partying, doors are opened that we didn't have in our 20s. We also have way more autonomy than we did in our 20s, which is good and bad. With more responsibility comes more freedom, but the opposite is also true."
"I think people in their 30s are a lot smarter than we get credit for. We graduated college during the Great Recession and are still succeeding. We are the oldest portion of the Millennial generation, which often gets a bad rap. While we do fall victim to the urge for instant gratification, we are also the leaders of our generation that have set an achievable and commendable standard," she stressed that while being in your 30s may seem like stepping one foot in the grave, it is also the time to stand up and create a better future for the next generations.
As a guy who simply cannot grow a recent beard, that makes me sad :(
As a girl who gets a month long rash from kissing with a bearded guy, please don't be sad. It isn't for everyone
Load More Replies...Ya but Rainn Wilson with a beard is actually Nick Offerman lol.
Load More Replies...Without my beard, I look like Charlie Brown, but about 16yrs old. I'm 58.
Well, the day I meet a man like this will also be the day I'll get a new push up bra. Late New Year's resolution.
I bet every one of these guys would look amazing without beards today when they’re not portraying their dorkiest selves.
Oh they definitely do 🙂. John Krasinski always looks good though no matter what 😍(in my opinion anyway)
Load More Replies...This! And don't let other people tell you what to do and feel - what's right for them might be wrong for you.
Correct..ironically though this post is doing just that lol ..it's telling you not to have kids if you enjoyed a nap...
Load More Replies...You could possibly use naps as a goal and hope to be able to take one in 18 years.
Or get a pet. Pets are relatively self sufficient and always stay cute, even with their weird tantrums
And then, go to Starbucks for an impromptu coffee break. If you enjoyed being able to leave the house whenever you wish at the drop of a hat, and being able to spend money on coffee, don't have kids.
I'm having plenty of naps with my babies, though. Sleep whenever you can!
I sometimes scroll down to the really early 1900s, just to troll the app
lol mine for one website is January 777ce. took 5 minutes, but worth it.
Load More Replies...My dad was born in 1926 - still going strong - and still scrolling the last I heard......
You don't even have to scroll you're in the visible list! 😁
Load More Replies...Those times when it scrolls by month, oh wait I'm not even 30 yet.
Joshua Klapow, Ph.D., a clinical psychologist and creator of MentalDrive, told Bored Panda that while we think in terms of "mid-life crises," one period of change that often catches so many people off guard is exactly the transition from their 20s to 30s.
"The 30s decade is so challenging and is such an important developmental, psychological and social transition milestone," he explained. "It is that age where you feel young but come to the realization that you can't go back to being young and carefree without the responsibilities of adulthood."
"You are too old to be doing nothing," Klapow noted. Especially when you consider the pressure from society who wants to know where you are going — whether professionally or personally — and indicate that you need to become a responsible adult, he added. "But for so many, the feeling is one of youth being torn away. Adulthood is signaling you everywhere and you are forced to make a decision to either transition or to continue to age while trying to live the life of someone who hasn't reached adulthood. The result is frustration, rebellion, getting 'stuck', and/or impulsive decision making."
The pandemic was an introverts (read me) dream come true, isolation in abundance.
I'm also an introvert and I was ok with the isolation - that's not to say I didn't have a few rough days but it definitely didn't hit me as hard as some of the extroverts I know.
Load More Replies...You know they said that there was a lock down and we all had to stay home to work and not go out. I could have sworn that was the advice given to me 20 years ago. Anyone else look at the lock down rules and think "what changed?"
This is so me. I've been avoiding other human beings for years. Covid just made it a lot easier and more socially acceptable
Do I really have to undress? And do I have to pickup the cash myself? You know, I also accept PayPal...
I've given my facebook password to a friend and said a couple days after I die go to my page and post "It ain't even that hot down here" or something along those lines.
Load More Replies...have standing orders with friends that one will walk up to my urn, say "checkmate" and walk away. another will get in the viewing line with a get well soon balloon
As a 75 year old man I want three young women crying and one of them screaming "I love you, I love you, I love you! I don't care who they are.
You gotta get a chain going. You do it for me, then my cousin does it for you, your daughter does it for my cousin, my illegitimate son does it for your daughter and so on and so forth.
Load More Replies...I'll do this for anyone. Just let me know if I need to get a plain black umbrella or if my color change Carrie umbrella is acceptable (in rain blood spots appear)
Wait...blood appears...at the raindrops...ohhh that sounds AWESOME...like secret monster society living in the city awesome
Load More Replies...I'll ask my best friend (if I die first) to come to my funeral wearing a trenchcoat, a fake moustache and to bring a baguette
Ok. I’m with you. But… the baguette? To be French? Or to smack someone with?
Load More Replies...Would make a good hobby for rainy Spring days. Toronto has some enormous cemetaries; always a funeral or two going on. . . .
MysteryGrieverz is my new app. It’s like Uber for someone to stir up sh!t at a funeral. There are several service levels to choose from.
Load More Replies...What makes most millennials anxious is that this transition means they can no longer hide behind a veil of still being young. "We are clearly not 'old', but we are at the point of no return back to youth," Klapow explained the paradox of life in your 30s. "The challenge is that, at 30, we very well may not have decided exactly what career, which relationship, what perspective on life to call our own. We may feel confused, contemplative and in many cases, frightened that things are now serious. We are expected to pull our weight in society but in our heart of hearts, we still feel like a 19 or 20-year-old trying to navigate life."
I feel I am doing something wrong. I am 44 and still on my first marriage.
Ah you missed the window mate, I'm afraid you're cursed to stay in a happy marriage forever now.
Load More Replies...38, I've avoided at least 2, and avoided ALL the kids. I think I'm winning at life 😊
I am turning 40, never married, no kids, a happy queen of my own life 😎.
Load More Replies...The secret is, don't take marriage advice from BP or social media. Lol!
Load More Replies...I will always avoid having children, and never getting married in the first place avoids the issue of divorce!
I chose to stop dating and be celibate almost 10 years ago now..maybe 9? I stopped counting because I'm so happy 😂 I'm almost 46
40 and never married... Engaged 3 times. I'm good on all of that.
They do look so fantastic... disappointing to experience on the whole though. You will need a thousand pillows and someone to help you back out.
Load More Replies...I've seen these two in another painting in another post. I don't think he gets it
And honestly, if he doesn't find that interesting, he needs to move on anyway.
My wife would be on board with that. She'd add in our three cuddly dogs too. To me, it sounds too boring. I'm very extroverted, and the whole isolation because of covid was a nightmare and a half. I still kept away though, because I'm a responsible person and didn't wish to spread the virus.
The clinical psychologist explained that one of the greatest challenges people face is the Imposter Syndrome. "We act as if we are adults. We talk like we are responsible and thoughtful and know where we are going, but we may feel deep down like we really don’t know what we are doing."
When you’re confused about your path in life, it’s easy to fill your mind with negative thoughts and convince yourself you’re failing at life. But Klapow wants you to remember that the 30s are a time of change. "It’s critical to remind yourself that the struggle you may feel, the fight inside to return back to younger, easier, simpler days, is the transition process. There is a natural desire to flip the switch and either be in adulthood or be back in childhood. Remind yourself that this is about the navigation of your life."
I still have to provide ID at the wine store. I've been providng it for over sixty years.
Load More Replies...I actually got carded at Walmart last week. Girl must need glasses because I'm nearly 60.
When you buy caffeine pills at Walmart they have to make sure you're 18, they never ask...
Load More Replies...I feel like when there is a 14 year old standing next to you saying, " mom, mom, mom? Can have a twix", you should get a pass.
I remember the last time I was asked to verify my age, should've written the date down, but oh the hubris was strong in me and I thought it would happen again.
I get IDed all the time because I look MUCH younger than I actually am, then they notice not only the 19 but the eighties too and I gotta put their jaw back up xD
Same on all counts. "So you were born in 199--" "NOPE!"
Load More Replies...Bless your heart, you're still looking for it aren't you? You'll find it one day, sweetie. Maybe when you're least expecting it.
Load More Replies...I'm glad I'm not alone on the spatula thing. Really, I feel vindicated.
I was mentally adding anxiety to this list before I finished reading it lol - oh and a favourite burner on the stove
They laugh, but only because they don’t understand…yet.
Load More Replies...I realized verrrrrry young that none of that was actually gonna happen so I chose at a young age just to be an a*****e.
Ha! I have a paper bag (with handles, so suck it!) I put my plastic bags in. I not only have a favorite spatula but a favorite paring knife as well. As for the crippling anxiety, I see that and raise you crippling depression, panic disorder, and PTSD. I have adult ADHD but it's well controlled. Not by any doctor or medication, just from the fact that I'm so tired all the time it kinda renders the hyperactivity part into nonexistence, true story.😉
Laura, I envy your bag & join you in the lifetstyle you’ve chosen.
Load More Replies...When we moved recently, I was forced to threaten my H. with death if he “lost” any of MY kitchen stuff while packing. I was serious & he knew it!
And with a reputable artist, you know how it'll turn out!
Load More Replies...I knew a girl that had a horse tattooed on her boob. 30 years later, it's a giraffe.
well i mean you can get a tattoo removal and when your kids turn 18 you don't have to take care of them as much so...
"As much" being the keyword here. Most are still living with family well into their 20s these days, have you seen the economy or housing market? Pets are still cheaper.
Load More Replies...Laser removal of tattoo - expensive, but perfectly legal. Laser removal of kids...
There’s nothing wrong with giving yourself permission to feel young, to act young, to engage in activities you may have in your 20s, he argued. "The difference is these are now reprieves and experiences vs daily living."
If you’re having trouble coping with these feelings, the clinical psychologist suggested talking to other 30-year-olds about where they are at. "It’s important to gain perspective on the feelings, and hearing others who are in the same place will give you a sense of community and validation."
That is a damn good man. I'll adly allow you to wake me up if you come with food offerings
Lmao " Hey wake up, your doctor's appointment is at 10, also here's some sustenance to appease the beast"
Load More Replies...I go with a pair (per day) and a spare. Of course, this also depends on the length of the trip and the destination. Because it might necessitate extra showers if there's a pool, or before we go out to a posher place for dinner. Or... You know what? I actually need a spreadsheet to work this one out. It's not as simple as I thought!
Always! Underwear and socks, at least 1.5 times as many as the days in the trip.
I've gotten stuck overnight on layovers that weren't supposed to be overnight a few times. Having extra underwear is important
There are only so many places where I can be spoiled for choice. You're not changing my mind :-P
"Finally, remind yourself that there are societal expectations, but they are only expectations. You get to live your life and carve your own path. You will have certain responsibilities in adulthood, but your career, your relationships, your choices about living are still your own. Transitions by definition happen over time. Give yourself the permission to take that time to figure this all out," Klapow concluded. If you’re having any thoughts you want to share, the clinical psychologist is happy to field questions from you, dear readers, so don’t be shy and reach out!
Knowing what the Cocoon pool is - how to know you're an adult. Lol
Load More Replies...Your 50 year old neck called an left a message for your 3o year old neck. It said "you can turn?"
That's nothing I threw my back out eating a sausage biscuit on the couch
Yeah but online shopping wasn't so common back then either. So if you didn't already have a stockpile of books you'd be pretty screwed.
Load More Replies...Even with an android each, PS3, 2 tvs, and several books, after 2 weeks of being in lockdown with my spouse was like 'OK, guess we'll get in a full blown fight over our opinions about a TV show character'.
Are you kidding? I was so addicted to my gameboy. My mum played Tetris so often that she broke the A button on MY gamboy.
I actually missed people, but now I've had my fill and love to hibernate sometimes.
Load More Replies...It's cool. Was just driving around aimlessly and spending a ridiculous amount of time reading at the docks back then. Much lest tech time then too so alot easier to find things to keep occupied
honestly im surprised more teachers aren't drinking in class nowadays
They probably are but are more sneaky about it!
Load More Replies...Her face just says "All I want right now is that wine..."
Poor thing. She evidently didn't disguise it well enough. I find a travel mug usually works quite well when deceiving people.
pft amateur. Get ribena bottle, empty/drink ribena. Fill with red wine. Simple.
Cranberry juice cartoon. Make the occasional pained face.
Load More Replies...If it's red, you're in a tough spot. If it's white wine you can doctor it to look like fruit punch, lemonade, limeade, etc. Choose your wine carefully and you can ease the pain.
The face of 'I'm in serious trouble but I'm gonna enjoy it while it lasts'
Lol - crack them first. It's perfectly fine and they're delicious.
Load More Replies...I'm more than willing to do this and will gladly take suggestions, you know, for science.... Only question remaining is whether to try using stovetop, microwave, or both. I vote D- all if the above!!!🤯
Once my mom was baking potatoes for dinner and we heard a thud from the oven. One of the potatoes exploded, leaving an empty skin and a pile of potato insides next to it.
I will never understand why people design clothes that require pure Antarctic glacier water, saffron and rare earth minerals to clean. /s Function over form for me.
I am a dry cleaner. Did you know, that we hand wash so many things that say dry clean only? Silk, hand wash. Wool, in some cases hand wash. Your sweater will be fine for hand washing. Cool water, agitate, rinse thoroughly, dry flat.
As Mitch Hedberg Said, "I have a shirt that is dry clean only. Which means it is dirty."
That's why there's a delicate cycle on washers - it's for this "hand wash" things, too. Hey, I even put a silk pillowcase in the dryer...
In all my almost XX years..... I have NEVER let me repeat that NEVER "dry cleaned" anything that said "dry clean only" and nothing has ever happened. The clothes were fine, the world didn't end, angels got their wings etc. It's fine. Gentle cycle, less soap and dry flat or tumble low / no heat.
Each of us has our own thing about that...personally I must have my satin sheets or heads will roll...so I will do the work because it's worth it to me
Sooo relatable 😩. I have dreadlocks and it takes almost a day to get it completely dry after washing. I can't use dryers because they damage my locs, so I have to wash my hair around 4 - 5 in the morning. If I'm even 10 minutes late, I give up.
I need to add "then not washing hair and wondering if anyone notices"?
Try having fine hair. It is everyday. My daughter with her thick wavy hair...whenever.
Yes! I have fine, straight, slightly oily hair. Every day or I look ill, especially at 60.
Load More Replies...Yeah I have very thick, dry, curly hair. I wash maybe once a week otherwise it gets even drier. Hair's not even treated; haven't dyed it in over 10 years so all natural. Definitely can't use a dryer; that's just asking for trouble and a mountain of frizz
One less thing I have to think about as a bald man. There's only so many good looking heads, the rest are covered in hair.
Wait... people have separate days...for washing hair...how. I wash it as I bathe.
I have 4b hair. it can be a 12 hour process to wash, deep condition, style, etc.
Load More Replies...I guess I really AM ancient because it seems to be lost on everyone else here that in the top pic the actress is Olivia Newton John and in the bottom one the actress is Uma Thurman. Two completely different women from two completely different generations…
Hahaha...what's going on with these youngsters..?!? I felt amazing in my 30s, and 40 was my best year ever..! Lol Just don't ask me what happens after 45... ;-)
The fact that a decade was 1 year to you is somehow validation of your story, congrats!
Load More Replies...I'd like to see her trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms!
If I get married(99% sure it will not happen ever) I'll just say it's a costume party and see what people come up with
I'm in for the costume party and the cake, let's make it happen!
Load More Replies...Why is it always a T-Rex? How about an Apatosaurus every once in a while?
Because it is pretty hard to find an Apatosaurus costume, and you can find a T-Rex one at your local massive chain store
Load More Replies...My "maid of honor" for my second wedding was my 7 year old daughter from my first. I think she would've loved to do that!
If hell actually freezes over, my wedding will definitely be come as you like with costumes encouraged. At this moment, I do not foresee marriage but if that ever occurs, it will be at town hall followed by everyone being invited to go to the nearest bar. No gifts but must have designated drivers or ubers/taxis is a must to attend
Could be, I also read that the T-Rex was her sister and she approved! Well, let's be honest, who wouldn't, right? Right... ?
Load More Replies...Someone did the maths. On average boomers needed to work for 306 hours at the then minimum wage to pay for four years of college. That mean roughly 75 hours per year of college or less than 2 hours a week over the whole year/about 3 hours a week during term time. Millenials need to work for 4459 hours to pay for 4 years of college at the current minimum wage. That's 557 days of 8 hour shift or more than TWO Years working 9-5, 5 days a week, without a single day iff.
I don't know where they got their figures. You might want to go over and check that. With out those it's hard to tell if this is even close. I posted some figures I found and the number of hours needed to pay off both eras was very close, maybe 500 hours different
Load More Replies...Lower-class boomer here. I paid for college by joining the Army. Thus, all tuition cost me were my blood, sweat, and tears. And years.
I owed 5k in 1973 which could buy the best Buick at that time. If you come out owing 40k that would be equivalent. Think something is messed up now by the interest rate and it is called by for profit colleges screwing over their students. But capitalism is the best, as long as they can pass along costs to someone else.
Consider this: in socialist Europe, college costs 3 nickels (compared to the US) and we don't even have to take an oath against capitalism.
I know, when I went to community college it cost $10 a semester, yes ten dollars! My daughter, on the other hand has a mountain of student loan debt she will never be able to fully repay.
And jobs paid d**k, tv' we're $500 for a 19" color set and an engineer starting position paid $20k/yr. So yeah, stuff was cheaper 40 yrs ago.
Stuff was cheaper but pay wasn't that low. Wage increases have famously trailed inflation by a LOT. My mom did her summer internship more than 20 years ago and made $20k over in less than 3 months. My dad was an engineer at the time and pretty sure $20k was, and still is, a doctoral student's salary. But I think he started at $40-50k as a post-doc and made $60+ at his first job. But bachelor's in engineering now make out of school what PhDs did back then.
Load More Replies...tuition was 700 back in the day they say. I tell them I paid that much for one text book- they sometimes faint (my favorite part)
Lol... Just like saving & actually buying a house. Once upon a time, you could do it with actual cash.
Back in those remote, ancient times when you all weren't alive yet, government support for education made it affordable, even with a student loan. However, the government learned (Nixon admin) that teaching us what we needed to know was bad policy for them, so they trashed support for education. The Reagan admin tinkered with our national cash flow patterns ("trickle down economics", or simply fraud) that caused more capital to be diverted from public into private hands, essentially beginning a self-funding program for the GOP. The George W Bush admin diverted more capital into 'faith based' social programs instead of public programs, making some churches rich enough to buy politicians. And here we are.
You could speed up the process by swooping in on the previous generation's divorced!
Don't marry a new divorcee ... give him/her abt 3 years to get healed & stable.
Problem with those who divorce when they're older is that many come with kids. Like the idea of becoming a stepparent?
You say a problem, many say a good time. Plenty of people don't want their own kids but don't mind having others' kids in their lives. If they come complete with 2 sane parents then you're basically a cool auntie.
Load More Replies...Good people? You're too picky. Scoop-up late-night attendees at bars.
I love mine! Unfortunately it did not fit over my sink, but it holds SO much!
Load More Replies...How sturdy is it ? We have 4 very curious cats, so sturdiness is an important factor :)
I have this exact dish rack and I bought it because I was excited by it.
My cat would find a way to toodle on this and make it his. Yep...it definitely would come crashing down at 3am.
I- what?!!?! I ALSO HAVE AN AUNT CHERYL !!!! SPELT THE SAME WAY TOO!!! She also has tried to start group chats..... but instead it was a facebook group.....
I was well known for throwing huge parties, but never attending them. I always received word they were great.
Buckle up kiddos, once you pass 50 you may too start laughing at yourself being cynical on a downright inappropriate magnitude. ;-}
I've always been told I had an old soul; friend I have been at that level since late 20's (almost 40)
Load More Replies...Unfortunately, for me, it's led to a level of numbness that almost concerns me. Which, in itself, isn't very impressive.
Like people who spend the price of a house on a car. Just seems stupid.
well not new because i have some days with me questions what is life and others, usually in that pace i feel nothing cool because people wanted something they won't bring when die
Tried it for a hot min, and ran. All social media got shucked out the window
You’re right. I’ve gotten rid of TikTok, FB, and most social medias (not BP though)
Load More Replies...My sister shows me dog videos. Other than that, I have zero interest in it
Installed it... Looked at it for a minute & thought I'm too busy to do all this & uninstalled it before l set up an account.
Have you seen the movie? She is an adult trying to fit into a high school unnoticed... And obviously fails at that. A fantastic movie by the way 😅.
Load More Replies...There is this woman who is about my age I mess with...She isn't a great person so I constantly remind her that she is too old for the app...😂🤣 I use it to watch videos not act like a 12 year old...
Look, I work in media design. I'm over 40 and also a nerd gamer. But TikTok and Instagram confuse me. It's not intuitive and especially the tiktok design is horrendous. They put the tags into a video instead of under it where they don't distract. I always read text and when I'm done reading all the different bling bling text the video is over. A video that I haven't figured out to rewind yet. So I'm not sure if it's me being too old for tiktok, or tiktok just being s**t.
My bf and I have a dog. I also had a hysterectomy bc I don't want children. At all.
Load More Replies...He clearly hasn't found the right St. Bernard yet.
Load More Replies...I chose two adopted dogs and fostering a shelter dog as my 3rd. I’ve fostered 28 dogs in the past 13 some years.
1= Eh, whatever. Not that excited 2=Bro, low key get a paternity test But 3....3 is awesome 3=IDK what just came outta you, but it's not human.
If punctuation was this fun in high school, I'd know where to put the comma and ,what a semi colon is for?!
In highschool maths we actually DID get an assignment which was to fill out a tax return. I couldn't understand any of it and my dad couldn't help me either... AND HE WORKED AT THE TAX OFFICE. Most of the class failed that assignment, and these days I go to an accountant.
Its all a scam by Big Accounting.They discovered simple returns years ago but keep the secret locked away.
Load More Replies...OH, how I WiSH that "Home Economics" (or any other class in school) actually involved how to handle money. It would have helped so much!
Thankfully I had a senior skills class in high school that covered things like balancing a checkbook, credit scores, loans, tax returns, various legal changes from kid to adulthood(even had a lawyer and a cop come in as guest speakers for that), car maintenance stuff. Not super in depth but enough to give some baseline info and it was helpful for sure. They got rid of the class not long after I graduated
Load More Replies...Sadly, not in the US unless you have a particularly progressive school system.
Load More Replies...Public School: here's how to find the area of a trapezoid! here's what a symbiotic relationship is! here's how to play CORNHOLE! here's how to find what this author meant when they wrote the word "and"! me: i just wanna learn useful things ;-;
Go to trade school. But math and reading are the foundation of pretty much everything else, you'd be shocked at how much random math you use in everything from knitting and cooking to moving furniture and buying supplies. And knowing enough chemistry to know you shouldn't mix bleach with Windex is pretty useful IMHO. A lot of science and history isn't directly useful but helps you not get scammed.
Load More Replies...I do not but I can do your taxes, including your rental property. We did math.
Load More Replies..."next, we'll need saffron, unicorn farts, dodo meat, and a taco bell meal that doesn't give you diarrhea!"
Stop being unrealistic.. doesn't give you diarrhea, as if.
Load More Replies...They skipped the part where they share their war-and-peace-sized novel of a life story that I stupidly read because I'm stupid, then forget there was a recipe at the end altogether.
Agh, that is so annoying. I don't read but still get irritated scrolling down for 10 minutes! One ONE website had a 'click here to go straight to recipe'. Wish I could remember who they were!
Load More Replies...My favorite is when the recipes call for item sizes that don't exist. Like, I don't know where you're getting your 10-ounce cans of tomatoes, Sharon, because all I can find is 8 and 16
But first you have to scroll through a whole a*s personal essay on how their childhood experiences working on a holistic goat and wild herb ranch in rural Vermont or something informed the recipe
Have the ingredients on hand my a*s My budget has no room for pink salt right now
I read this twice. And came back to this post again…just to realize I’ve been reading “easy” as “essay”…because that’s what these online recipes are. 😭 wow I thought the OP was confused too
This is after the 40 paragraphs of backstory and 150 photos of their end product.
I couldn't read that in any other way than the jingle
Load More Replies...Thank you for being a friend. Traveled down the road and back again. Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant.
And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see, the greatest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend
Load More Replies...She's not in her show makeup. I'm guessing this was probably an awards show. Estelle Getty wasn't nearly as old as her character. They had to put layers of makeup and prosthetics on to make her look old but she was in reality a bit younger than Betty White and Bea Arthur. After the first season, Estelle got a facelift which really angered show officials who now had to to use more makeup to make her look older.
Load More Replies...One of my biggest laughs was the show where they discovered what they looked like bending over and looking in a mirror. One horrified reply was, "oh no, I can never be on top again!" Ground breaking for then and now.
me and my friends who are in our twenty are friends solely because we hate the same things
I've noticed that making friends as an adult/parent is more about really connecting when you see each other but really never reach out to keep in touch "just because" because you know you won't keep up with that type of commitment. It's interesting.
Making new friends after a certain age is nearly impossible because I don't have kids and everyone else does.
In your 20's you hung out with people from college or your favourite bar. After that my friends who got kids got in touch with other parents. Meanwhile I'm still wondering where you meet new people. Most people aren't friendship material and the few who are a good fit are not in need of new friends. It’s complicated
Load More Replies...My X and I would basically just go to Lollapalooza to make fun of people so I get it
Our mutual hatred kept our marriage going far longer than it had any right to.
The media lying about Trump caused a lot of that.
Load More Replies...Same. I loved my clothes, my mega breakfasts and wacky cravings and all the new weird stuff my body was doing. It was all just an amazing trip.
Load More Replies...My favorite thing about myself is that I will always go against society's wants and never have children.
I’m also not pregnant, but I’m (physically) a boy, so I don’t think that counts 🤷
Us too! Let’s be honest, a LOT of you should NOT be making more versions of yourselves.
Everyone's sh1tting on Boomers, millennials, and Gen-z. You are being left alone. Savor it. Signed-- Barely young enough to be a millenial.
Load More Replies...Oh my! My 48 year old son just warned me to stay inside today because the high is 104 degrees.
Damn, Boomers really did a number on Millennials. It's rather impressive they've amounted to the level they have.
Definitely not partying I'm an elder gen z I'd rather stay at home and watch YouTube while eating the very scarce crunchy fajita Takis I've actually never been to an actual party I guess I'm just boring 😅
Yeah I refuse to be called a millennial don't care if I was born in 84 more Gen-X
Fold? I just stuff everything in my dresser or toss in it's general direction, depending on how I feel. Hey, at least I wash them.
Under what criteria should I decide if I'm a loser or not if I ironed AND folded the shirt and somehow managed a daily skincare routine before I generally gave up on life?
You tried though! Great job,now have a glass of wine
Load More Replies...The experience of entering your 30s, much like stepping into your 40s, is a time of incredible personal growth and reflection. Navigating the ups and downs, alongside the societal pressures of adulthood, can be daunting. Understanding these transitional phases can be less intimidating if we remember the humor that life in one's 40s brings.
You might enjoy exploring some insights on the truth about aging as humorously shared by those who have already crossed that bridge.
And the rest of us realize it's a spectrum between Taylor Swift/J-Lo and all of the characters on Seinfeld.
I've been told that eating is actually really beneficial...like people have died because they couldn't eat...so I think it's safer to just not stop.
Load More Replies...🤔 the stains are the wrong color. Those are hot Cheetos and those things are bright red, not bright orange.
I mean, salad isn't that bad as long as you have some decent dressing to put on it, same some croutons to counteract some of the healthiness of it...
Depends. Just put in what you like, and suddenly, it's 1/3 black olives, 1/3 green olives, 1/3 garlic and a perfect salad as well...
Load More Replies...Many of us will buy an obligatory bag of spring mix (salad/lettuce/greens) and will end up throwing away all of it because we don't actually eat salads. We buy the bag each time, in the hopes that we have become adults who eat healthily.
Load More Replies...Yes! Me and my husband would take bites out of them, then leave them on the lawn. Only did that once, though, as neither of us really enjoy raw carrots. 🙂
Load More Replies...At my house, we left out a bucket of ice with a couple of beers and some mixed nuts or popcorn.
What happened to sherry and mince pie? Oh and by the way children, sometimes Santa wears lipstick
But the pH value of the pool is awfully bitter
Load More Replies...I wish those words could leave my mouth before I run away from anxiety - while agreeing to the request, of course.
Calling them liquor pants might lead to some odd situations. No sir that is a name not a request.
OMG SOULMATE... "Only if you would like some whiskey" and then we can drunkenly stumble into the sunset
My husband and I sneak liquor into brunch so we can have spiked coffee without paying $12. Love that guy.
Load More Replies...I'd love to come ............but that's when Law and Order: SVU is on........... and Olivia just found out Noah has a maternal grandmother...the suspense is killing me
I'm the kind of person who ALWAYS loses her phone so yeah, it ALWAYS on ring. Lol.
OOooohhhhhh and I thought it was just me. No phone noises, not TV noises, No Radio noises. Just the cat going Meooooowwww.
Seeing all the marks they made on the walls, then shutting the hell up when your parents ask what happened.
Load More Replies...ay, us dudes had "dragonflyz" or whatever.. We remember too.......... And yes, we miss it
O.M.G! DUUUUUDE! I'm a supervisor at a Starbucks....at the airport....outside security. I eat Karen's for breakfast. Laughed way too hard at this!!
This type of thing proves it was premeditated. A good lawyer would tell you to delete these, or at least change the date to a day after the alleged crime.
My older brother used to make me read books so he could get free pizza. Love his ingenuity!
I was called a Liar, but I used to read at least 5 thick books a week. No-one believed me. Until dad gave me a quiz on a book I had just read.
And parents really want them sent home if you don't do it. I'm telling you guys, we know you are lying. We don't appreciate you not even doing the bare minimum of lying.
Be kind, rewind! We had a separate device just for rewinding vhs tapes.
Load More Replies...I watched the first tape way more than I watched the second, they were conveniently split into (spoiler alert?) Pre-sinking and Sinking time.
This was so me on Friday. We have weekly meetings on Friday and we were going over the company's overall May reports. They were talking about long term goals for my colleagues and me. I was just nodding and playing along. I have a new job, but I'm waiting till I recieve June's salary before quitting. Mind you, it's not a shitty job. It just doesn't have potentials for career growth.
Omg I owned several huge boxes full of these. And I named every single little girl and animal.
Were they still impossibly small? I know they made them larger at some point.
Load More Replies...My great aunt has a box of these and I love playing with them. I'm a friggen teenager, and it still makes me happy
Every time I see this I think "well, at least the stoneware and lid from the crock pot are in one piece!".
The real question is Are u the human or are u the cat? I'm definitely the human but I strive to be the cat one day.
Lizzo? Is this some new metal band? How do you aggressively listen to pop music?
You must not know Lizzo'a lyrical content. It's all very much about loving yourself. So if you're listening to it aggressively, you're going through it. You need the help. Source: Good As Hell is my divorce anthem.
Load More Replies...This is like 10 years too late for people in their 30s 😅. We did Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board and dared each other to do Bloody Mary. Also played HOUSE and all those word and number games where you find out who you will marry, where you will love, etc etc.
You dialed *67 to block your number, and they couldn't *69 to call back the last number that called you.
Load More Replies...so what, you're older than them - is there a point here i am missing? (don't think so)
Load More Replies...How about a post about great and relatable things about being in your 30s/40s? Do what you like, afford good holidays, wonderful kids, no peer pressure, accepting your body, have own home and car... life is great. I say that as an unemployed single parent; sure life has its struggles, but this makes it sound like total misery, misanthropy, and loneliness.
I'm with ya! Check my reply pal. We are on the same page!
Load More Replies...30 is old?!!! Well give it a few years and the headlines will be 25 and old.. then 20 and old... humans enable this sc..h..it with social media. In 50 years time Our kids and grandkids will be cancelled by the time they are 12! Every few years the age for being young gets smaller and smaller. Get a grip people, grow up face reality! 🙄
In the Sixties young boomers proclaimed "never trust anyone over thirty".
Load More Replies...Okay.. im SICK and TIRED So DISAPPOINTED and yes take offence at my shouty capitals! When was 30 OLD!! My mum has COPD aged 72 and exercises goes out with friends. I feel like I'm in that film LOGANS RUN! when everyone dies by the time they are 30!! What about positives where we finally are settled maybe happy with family and kids or happy no kids etc .... its ridiculous! What happened to learning and growing and just being settled?! Is that such a bad thing! My aunt is 80 and goes on casino cruises!! She loves life to the full!!! Im jealous lol 😆 these articles are ridiculous! No wonder people are s.u.i.c.i.d.a.l xx
Yeah I'm thinking people have overwhelmingly given up on life, and decided to be melodramatic 13 year olds, acting like their life is over, but it's clearly *someone else's fault* or "because not 20 anymore" instead of maybe, idk, finding a hobby.
Load More Replies...God, this is depressing. No matter how much I can relate to many of these now and then, for God's sake, get a GRIP. I am 35 myself, and I may be an exception, but I turning 30 has never been shocking for me, on the contrary. I actually enjoy getting older. But the thing that's bothering me here is all this whining about just wanting to eat pizza and drink wine.You're not a victim of your existence you know, there are SOME things you can do to make it great. And yes, I'm saying that as a low-income, friendless, mentally f****d up human with no drivers license who constantly gets harrassed by the system. Please take SOME responsibility for your life, you're here for a reason.
I get your point but honestly I enjoyed this post. Just a bit of light humour and memes. All good fun and laughing and reminiscing a bit. Yes, many of them are exaggerated but that's the style. Nothing to get upset over.
Load More Replies...I just beat cancer, started dating a bassist, and spend my weekends in mosh pits! Im 45 ffs!
Let's go ahead and cram just one more exhausted meme in there about how much having kids sucks. Even better, we can get some edgy 17-year-old closet virgin to write it. If there's one thing I need for self-betterment as a person, it is to drown in a rising tide of anti-child sentiment as it levels the most narcissistic culture in the planet's history. These f*****g morons have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Second only to my wife, my kids are the best things in my life.
How about a post about great and relatable things about being in your 30s/40s? Do what you like, afford good holidays, wonderful kids, no peer pressure, accepting your body, have own home and car... life is great. I say that as an unemployed single parent; sure life has its struggles, but this makes it sound like total misery, misanthropy, and loneliness.
I'm with ya! Check my reply pal. We are on the same page!
Load More Replies...30 is old?!!! Well give it a few years and the headlines will be 25 and old.. then 20 and old... humans enable this sc..h..it with social media. In 50 years time Our kids and grandkids will be cancelled by the time they are 12! Every few years the age for being young gets smaller and smaller. Get a grip people, grow up face reality! 🙄
In the Sixties young boomers proclaimed "never trust anyone over thirty".
Load More Replies...Okay.. im SICK and TIRED So DISAPPOINTED and yes take offence at my shouty capitals! When was 30 OLD!! My mum has COPD aged 72 and exercises goes out with friends. I feel like I'm in that film LOGANS RUN! when everyone dies by the time they are 30!! What about positives where we finally are settled maybe happy with family and kids or happy no kids etc .... its ridiculous! What happened to learning and growing and just being settled?! Is that such a bad thing! My aunt is 80 and goes on casino cruises!! She loves life to the full!!! Im jealous lol 😆 these articles are ridiculous! No wonder people are s.u.i.c.i.d.a.l xx
Yeah I'm thinking people have overwhelmingly given up on life, and decided to be melodramatic 13 year olds, acting like their life is over, but it's clearly *someone else's fault* or "because not 20 anymore" instead of maybe, idk, finding a hobby.
Load More Replies...God, this is depressing. No matter how much I can relate to many of these now and then, for God's sake, get a GRIP. I am 35 myself, and I may be an exception, but I turning 30 has never been shocking for me, on the contrary. I actually enjoy getting older. But the thing that's bothering me here is all this whining about just wanting to eat pizza and drink wine.You're not a victim of your existence you know, there are SOME things you can do to make it great. And yes, I'm saying that as a low-income, friendless, mentally f****d up human with no drivers license who constantly gets harrassed by the system. Please take SOME responsibility for your life, you're here for a reason.
I get your point but honestly I enjoyed this post. Just a bit of light humour and memes. All good fun and laughing and reminiscing a bit. Yes, many of them are exaggerated but that's the style. Nothing to get upset over.
Load More Replies...I just beat cancer, started dating a bassist, and spend my weekends in mosh pits! Im 45 ffs!
Let's go ahead and cram just one more exhausted meme in there about how much having kids sucks. Even better, we can get some edgy 17-year-old closet virgin to write it. If there's one thing I need for self-betterment as a person, it is to drown in a rising tide of anti-child sentiment as it levels the most narcissistic culture in the planet's history. These f*****g morons have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Second only to my wife, my kids are the best things in my life.
