30 Painfully Accurate Posts About Life In Your 40s

That is definitely not just a 40’s thing.

What about single men after 40? And why am I asking?

I am obviously a 30+ year old in a 40 year olds body, coz again I can relate.

I’m in my 30’s and feel the same.

Every. Single. Time!

And the last to bring them in lol!

Jeeeeezzzz.......im only half way through my working life!

Not surprised. Clean sheets are the best

In your 40s, you can get the feeling of being drunk but avoiding a hangover and the cost of drinking just by standing up very quickly.

Zoom call filters to the rescue!

A different BP page taught me that's a spaghetto 😮

Wrong. It's 17.

I had that in my 30s too.

Hate to admit 🙃

And my leg pain, my eyebrow pain...

isn't everyone too hot in bed?

Hahahahaha I bought a new shelf to put all of my countertop appliances on. First: I realized I had enough countertop appliances to warrant a new shelf and second: I was sooooo stoked when my new shelf came! (good grief)

also in your 30s :(

I haven’t wanted to see what I look like from behind, the front and sideways for as long as I can remember lol,

And you will never remember how you got them!

I think that would be more of a 50th birthday one.

Isn't this a positive turn of events?

That’s a mom thing. You jiggle from 3 pregnancies because you had 3 pregnancies. Not because you’re 40-something.

Doesn't this happen at any age?

rugs are the same price for everyone, so still expensive in my 30s.

I dunno...that's a pretty swell selfie.

Lol! So true!! I'm eating my chocolate from there right now!

Because of...

So when you turn 40 you're turning into Chandler.

Wow, guys, I'm 45 and none of this is true for me yet. I don't know if it's genes, attitude, or just dumb luck, but I'm very happy about it.

still better than the other way round

It is

No, you can`t see good enough for cross-stitch

I prefer Aldi

Don't forget cream of tartar. Or whipped cream.

I'm still on the hunt for the perfect body pillow. One with very little give. Because if it immediately flattens, what was the point of it?

When I was in my twenties, I preferred to date older men (the young men I was meeting were immature in my opinion). But as I got to be in my thirties and pushing forty, I realized that dating older men was beginning to mean dating old men. Like old men looking for a nursemaid with benefits. A lot of them still thought they were the same young studs they used to be, when they had actually turned into that creepy old guy hitting on the young girls at the club. At forty, I ended up marrying someone my own age (the immature twenty somethings had finally matured enough by the time they were forty-ish).

You can with enough Benadryl.

I'm a teen and my body is always in pain. Definitely not just a 40s thing XD

wahhhhhhhhh i hate indigestionnnnn

Too many late night gaming sessions, name a body part that doesn’t have a damn cramp 🙄

Anybody, mattress recommendations?

It starts much earlier, before your 20s.

...do people just quit on life or are these people just having a go at younger people and trying to confuse us?

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That’s a lack of exercise thing, not an age thing. Look around, there are a lot of fit 40 somethings. Anyone remember yoga classes from the before-covid times? Filled with thin 45 year old women.

Don't forget, yelling at those damn kids to get off your lawn!

More like a crapshoot.

Not if you always allow yourself an escape route!

Right then and there. So why not start right away? Those are some precious minutes you could add.

...and when in vaccination age group 18-59 you are all of a sudden closer to the latter.

it's comfy