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I used to think that entering your thirties would be like putting one foot in the grave. However, after crossing the bridge, the only thing that's changed is I finally feel like an adult. Kinda.

The clichés your relatives have been saying on your birthdays like "you make your own choices" and "be who you want to be" start setting in. You realize the weight of these once empty phrases.

I finally understand that my life is my responsibility, and am making more long-term commitments whether it's my relationships, health, money, or other important things I care about. I'm not saying that I suddenly "got" life. But I actually feel like I'm getting closer to it.

After all, there are still plenty of things in the way. The lack of sleep and stress haven't disappeared. Plus, there are a lot of new ones that weren't here ten years ago too, for example, a mortgage.

Wait, this isn't my diary. For a second there, I forgot I'm writing for Bored Panda. Enough confessions. Let's take a look at "30 And Tired" instead. This meme page captures the decade I'm talking about in a way funnier manner.

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#1

It’s Actually Two Spatulas

Millennial meme comparing adult expectations vs. reality with humorous text about career and social life.

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Lauren Ward
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed way too hard at this and my laughter turned into tears. This is my life summed up in a nutshell

Alma Muminovic
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is all our lives, were all just now making the connection. 😭

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ƒιѕн
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tend to be a condiment collector... saves money later on.

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GenericPanda09
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, and a kitchen drawer that is so full of useless s**t you have to bang it three times and rattle it like hell just to get everything to a level where it'll open...all whilst bleeding, cause that's the drawer where you're sure the pack of manky plasters lives.

DennyS (denzoren)
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got the plastic bag filled with plastic bags that is also sometimes just loosely stuffed in a draw. My favorite spatula is the one that flips the baloney just right when it's frying. Crippling anxiety, where do we begin....probably nowhere due to my anxiety.

MarmotArchivist
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having a favourite spatula is nice. At least you got this going.

Auntriarch
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plastic bags?!!! I can't afford those!

Lakota Wolf
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? You hadn’t been saving them up FOR YEARS before the plastics ban hit? XD

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Keisha
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I misplaced my it favorite spatula when I moved and since then it's been the longest six months of my life.😭

Evi Grimes
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Things I thought I would have as an adult: dead. I thought I'd be dead. Things I actually have as an adult: a plethora of mental problems and a published novel... And a favorite spatula.

Susanne B
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A favorit spatula is a very nice thing to have!

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    #2

    Might Watch It All In One Sitting Too

    Millennial meme about binge-watching Netflix shows with humor on episode length.

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    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the gateway drug to binge-watching every season of a whole series in any available free-time for a week and a half solid.

    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then go looking for the next hit after finishing all the seasons of the show....

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    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better...make it a Korean romantic comedy and you can easily triple that Netflix!

    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like that, switch to Chinese series. You have 50 - 65 episodes per season and some series have multiple seasons. Although nothing tops K-drama's when it comes to actual drama

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    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, books seemed unwieldily until we invented bookmarks. (I made that up don't fact check me 😂)

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me down the rabbit hole of netflix and Youtube

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your criteria for picking a new show include that it has to have a lot of seasons.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore binge-watching. Today, I'll wrap up Ozark then move on to another series tomorrow.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it so easy to get sucked into this wormhole? What is this cosmic void that we find ourselves in? Is this my life now? (Sorry... I've been bingeing old episodes of 'Sliders')

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    We got in touch with the person behind this hugely successful account (as of this article, "30 And Tired" has over 225k followers), Tyler Mann, and he agreed to tell us more about what goes into managing it, which has become pretty much second nature to him.

    "When it comes to finding a meme or an image, it could be from anywhere," Tyler explained to Bored Panda. "Some sources that stand out would be Imgur, Reddit, and other meme accounts that I've communicated with. I'll also think of memes while watching a show or movie or just walking around Target."

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    #3

    This Is Great

    Millennial meme with an eagle humorously depicting a daily walk for mental health.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I found my spirit animal. 😳

    e schwarz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect image (oh 'and being 'patriotic')

    big mama of 3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol!!! I txt this to my mom when I started taking walks. That lasted 2 weeks. Haven't done it since. 🤷‍♀️

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't want to be whatever he's going for.

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that lying on the sofa exposes me to fewer harbingers of our imminent extinction.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not grumpy enough to be me.

    C Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm gonna print this for motivation

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on and off with the walks. When it's sunny and not to hot yes. If it rains hell no. After a while, I should walk more and the cycle restarts

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This illustration is just perfect

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    #4

    Pick One Or The Other Or Neither Preferably

    Millennials meme humorously describing the struggle of choosing between daytime or nighttime activities.

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    Nadia Monteira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes I can't do either...

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes just thinking about doing both feels like I've done something and I need to reward myself

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I just lie in bed and how the darkness envelopes me because anything else would be physically exhausting.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember those days when you could work or go to school all day, then party so late into the night that there's not time to sleep, so you just go back into work or school? Now, just thinking about that makes me want to take a nap 😴

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at that age where I've embraced this as a reason to just never do either again. The Acceptance stage. 38. I'm only 38. 😂😭

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, when i was a teenager, a group of us went out after work. Then we went to someone's house, then out gor food. Next thing you know it's almost dawn, so we decided to watch sunrise. Went from there to work. Then realized i had promised a friend i would take their second shift, so i had to work until 11 pm. Now i cant even do the all nighter, much less work a double afterwards

    Crease Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep is my nighttime activity and it’s exhausting.

    Someone With A Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfft you SLEEP? that hasn't been a thing for me since i was like 10

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    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at the age where I can no longer raise my hands above my head, but I sympathize nonetheless.

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m at the age where my teenage procrastination is justified

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even have two activities in one single weelend.

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I do both, I need the next 2 days to recover

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    #5

    Who Are All You People!?

    Millennial meme showing a man raising his hand with text about useless phone contacts.

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise your hand if you say: 'who the f**k is this?!' with every other contact.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have started adding context. John plumber, Sue neighbor. Helps.

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    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it's not like we were going to answer the phone ANYWAY so why bother with the unknown contacts...

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have a number in my phone belonging to a guy who died six years ago. I can't bring myself to delete it. :(

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know for sure at least there are 3 persons in my contact list that are dead.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking about the contacts being irrelevant to your life, or them being just generally useless, like that waste of space brother-in-law?

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I'm not alone :)

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... now I'm sure that someone is hacking my phone. A number of years ago I was getting a new phone and the guy in the mobile store offered to transfer my contact list for me. He was amazed at the number of contacts that I had. I couldn't bring myself to admit that some of them were over a decade old and that I didn't know who the hell they were. I wanted to keep that air of mystery about me.

    Piano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even answer my phone... Text me if you need something.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep the contact information of the people I never want to hear from again so I don't accidentally answer the phone. I also don't answer calls from numbers I don't recognize. If it's important, they'll leave a message.

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. Racking my brains & scared to delete it BC it might be somebody important that right now, l can't remember but tomorrow l will... All those somebodies.

    Shari Langner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have a contact named weird guy?

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    Tyler said that there aren't any fixed criteria that determine if a picture is worthy of a feature; if it makes him laugh or he finds it super relatable to his own life, he'll just post it on the page.

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    In fact, his personal experiences also make it into the page's feed. "I also use my life and random thoughts or scenarios that pop into my head to create memes and tweets that others might relate to," he said. "I have a pretty sarcastic personality so it makes it pretty easy to find the humor in most situations. Memes have just become the way to express that humor for me."

    #6

    Massive* Poofy* Paws

    Text meme about pet cuteness, linked to themes of being "30 and tired," highlighting millennial humor.

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    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to look at my dog of 18 years in awe of how he’s still soldiering on. He passed recently aged 19. God bless his sweet soul…

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Staring at my cat like a creep and sniffing the top of his head*

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, I’m not the only one who sniffs their cat’s head. Sometimes I’ll even whisper in her ear, “you smell like a kitty cat.”

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the one who didn't want the kitten because I have too many responsibilities and lets face it - hubby and kids will only temporarily clean up after him. However - Now I am also the person who can sit for an hour just staring at him playing, thinking about how dam cute and intelligent MY cat is. :-)

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got cats and i am hopelessly in love with them. Their cheeks and little noses i just want to eat.

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gush loudly about my Guinea pigs while home alone And pigs Just look at me like "could you not?"

    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a yellow labrador that looks like a dog commercial supermodel and I wonder every single day how any animal can be as photogenic as he is. His sire was Crufts Reserve Best in Show in 2013.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go full white girl and Can't Even many times a day looking at my dogs, especially my older dog's teddybear-looking paws

    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I look at my dog, or think about my dog,.... just all the time

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    #7

    Aleve* But Yeah I Took It

    Millennials relate to a vintage Windows 98 start menu meme, highlighting nostalgia and humor.

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best game is the Pinball, and you know it ;)

    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO it's Minesweeper! I will die on this hill and fight you to the death!

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m old enough to remember starting games up from the DOS prompt :( ya’ll kids don’t know how good you got it with your fancy GUIs… XD

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or winding the casette to the correct point to start loading the game on C64

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    Savannah Wilkinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bastard, this actually reminded me to take my migraine meds

    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember playing these games with actual cards…

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the ancients now know the way.

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these games and kings quest, commander keen, Oregon trail, and number munchers were my faves!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back if fine, do you know what can fix my leg?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to get the longest chain...fun times.

    Tim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knees not back, but thank you.

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    #8

    It’s Gettin A Little Too Low

    Millennials meme of a game show contestant spinning a large wheel, symbolizing scrolling to birth year.

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It feels as if it would be easier to scroll up from 1900 rather than scrolling down from the current year.

    Laura Mandado Cacho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least scroll down from the closest plausible year, no newborn is going to add the date

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    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you find it annoying that when you're on a website that asks for your birthday, you have to scroll down starting with 2022? Especially on a site where you have to be an adult?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a website that used a calendar for your bday. You had to back scroll through the months. Brutal

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn’t even born in the same CENTURY as some of my co-workers I befriended at my last (retail) job. Sigh.

    Beverly Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can u even choose the last 14 years

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will somebody please check my ID when I buy alcohol these days! Just please…

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until the list ends before your birth year. That's a hoot.

    C Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the ones that start with 18 years old or even 30 - I had a wheel that started at 1992 the other day, that was so nice! Just don't ask me what it was for, I'm over 30 and I can't remember

    Ja Le Gr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this... So much *sniff*

    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me that you can be born in 2001 and legally drink . . .

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The johnny depp trial has made me VERY aware how old I am..being born in 1976 lol

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    Since the source of the content can be virtually anything, the subject matter is also loose.

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    "Honestly, the posts about the everyday stress or exhaustion of getting older and dealing with life or a [lousy] job probably get the most traction because we're all experiencing some form of it, especially in our thirties."

    "Our thirties are funny, because we join this strange club where no one knows what is going on and we're all trying to figure out how to be adults all while clinging onto the youth of our twenties and I like to find the humor in all of it. Which it turns out, so do a lot of other people!" Tyler said.

    #9

    Can’t Argue With Science

    Millennial meme about laundry humorously describing washing, drying, and lengthy putting away times.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our washing baskets go on rotation a lot of the time. Clean clothes in one basket, dirty in the other. You get what you want to wear out of the clean basket and when dirty, put in dirty basket. Wash dirty basket of clothes then put in clean clothes basket and the cycle just continues lol.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t. Y'all are forgetting the two hours in between washing and drying where I go "F**K I forgot to put the clothes in the dryer!!!!"

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just going to wear these shirts again. Why the hell should I FOLD them and put them in a drawer?!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that way about making my bed. It's not going to get magically MORE messy if I don't make it before I go to sleep tonight.

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    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they make a hundred thousand dollar dresser that does laundry all by itself, I'm selling my house and installing one in a trailer.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I save the extra $10 a month by not using the dryer and just hanging them on a rack in my bedroom. Let them dry until next laundry day, then fold as I take them off.

    Widda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7-14 business days is just to tight a time line. I'm sorry I just don't think I'm up for that kinda stress

    Anonymous Female
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quit folding my laundry, got rid of my dresser, and hang everything now, with the pants on a shelf, and laundry FINALLY gets put away! (Socks and underwear in a pretty container that also fits on the shelf with the pants).

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started going to the laundromat when I went into an apartment. Use as many machines as possible, have EVERYTHING clean & dry in 1 hour. Then . . . at home, put on a long movie or an entire TV series and start folding. Oh, yea, I also have enough clothes, towels & bedsheets to do laundry once a month. I am NOT spending life cleaning & sorting 2 - 3 times a week. And I'm NEVER out of underwear!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Week 1, do two weeks worth of washing. Week 2, go on holiday for a week. Week 3, do 2 weeks worth of washing. The maths of laundry is different

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    #10

    *promptly Deletes My Own Cancellation Of Plans Text*

    Instagram meme from 30andTired explaining millennial reactions to canceled plans.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn, I was really looking forward to going out tonight...no no no don't ask if she can reschedule. We'll just do it another time I suppose. *hangs up*happy dance* oh crap my back!

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A night in you planned has NOTHING on the sheer joy of the night in you were desperate for but thought you had to go out and miss!!! Bonus points if its grim weather outside too.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just say "No" when people ask me out. Let's not pretend I have ANY intention of going out

    Nemo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just happened and now I'm on the couch with cheese snacks contemplating what to watch

    Luisa Torre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate to this 100%!! 😂

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    #11

    Yaaaaaaas

    Text meme with a person expressing increasing excitement as a thunderstorm intensifies, reflecting millennial humor.

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    Tigerpacingthecage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I always feel super anxious right before a thunderstorm and when it's finally happening it feels a lot better. Like your mind is charging up with the weather too. Weird.

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the pressure I'm convinced. I have a bad spinal nerve, and just before a storm my lower back just....feels like there's more pain per square inch than possible. Then as soon as that first big burst of rain falls, it's like feeling that pressure just bleed right out of you.

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    Notyomama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a hard no for me. I've been in 2 tornadoes though. My dog has ptsd from the last one. I have to give her meds when it storms.

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you all stay safe. We have had 2 tornadoes land in the last 2 years less than 5 miles from our home. And we live in Maryland.

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *five minutes later and the storm is subsiding* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me and I've never understood why. I get so excited for storms.

    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Turns into a happy monster* YHEEEEAAAAAAAHHHSSSSSSSS!!!!

    Alice Platzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *turns into a happy monster and par-tays with other imaginary happy monsters* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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    Louise Sumrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 63. A thunderstorm is just good sleeping weather

    Anna Tribe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. I get awful migraines from this. Same with the sun and my light sensitivity

    Leena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I LOVVVEEEE rain. Thunder is even better. Like one step down from dangerous.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good thunderstorm. My body tingles as it arrives. I get so giddy I have to go outdoors to fully participate in this glorious spectacle. One of my favorite, free outdoor activities.

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    Tyler really enjoys when people connect to each other through his content; his favorite comments are of the "I feel seen!" type.

    "It's almost like these relatable posts have become a form of therapy or self-validation for all of us."

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    "Nostalgia posts are also a hit. Anything and everything '90s or early 2000s. Nostalgia posts are probably the most fun because I get a lot of interaction from people in the comments talking about whatever it is I posted and how they shared the same thoughts about it that I had."

    #12

    Eating More Pizza Is Always Good Advice Though

    Millennials meme highlighting self-care humor with a tweet about listening to your body, pizza, and late-night thoughts.

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    kristina law
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Agonize over that one time you said that one stupid thing to that one person who probably doesn"t even know your name lol

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real talk, if you're losing sleep over things you can't change, try a worry box. You write down the things you're worried about and put it in a designated Worry Box; you can visit the things in that box for a set number of minutes (I do 15 mins) a day, but once that timer goes off, you put them back and can't open it again for 24 hours. If you catch yourself worrying about the things you put in the box, remind yourself that it's not your scheduled time to think about those things. (I've had anxiety for most of my life, diagnosed in my early 20s, and it's been shockingly effective)

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of this. Going to try it out. Thanks!

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at 2am when you think of the perfect comeback to that Weasle schmuck that ticked you off earlier that day. Then frustrated you didn't think of that brilliant comeback at the time. Just me? Oh nevermnd :/

    Diane Rice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that Seinfeld episode when George thinks of a "clever retort" long after he could have said it? I can identify with that! ... George's coworker Reilly notices him stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting and remarks: "Hey, George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." After the meeting, George thinks up a comeback: "Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you." He becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of this comeback, despite Jerry, Elaine and Kramer all telling him that the comeback makes no sense.

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then soothe with leftover pizza

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about that comeback you should have said 6 years ago

    Heather Glomb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relive every cringe moment from kindergarten through high school and wonder if that's all that people remember about you...

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... Lock all your joints when someone says the words "outdoorsy and workout"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not keen on old age, but one of the perks is not giving a isht about other people's opinions.

    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1:29 am and I’m eating shrimp scampi after eating dinner at 10:05 . Am I broken ?

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    #13

    You Can Go Buy All The Snacks Right Now And No One Can Stop You

    Tweet meme humorously explaining millennials feeling unsupervised as adults.

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    Crease Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought loads of snacks yesterday and then decided to go on a diet… am I adulting right?

    Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent🇺🇦️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat the snackage first then diet. Kinda like a one last f*ck before breaking up

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    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I’ll buy a box of lucky charms and have marshmallow cereal. Why? Because as I kid I always wanted to and what fun is being an adult if u can’t/don’t do stuff like that from time to time?

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I moved out on my own at 18, one of the first things I bought were PopTarts. My mom rarely got them so as an "adult" I could finally buy them myself. It's amazing how something so simple can make you feel so grown up.

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    NotCoffee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time, I bought a dozen different slices of cake from a bakery. It was glorious.

    Marsha Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice cream for supper if I want!!

    Ja Le Gr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed waaaaay too hard at this one! 😂

    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about being an adult is, you can have sweets before lunch or dinner. Still feeling like a rebel, though...

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have sweets FOR lunch or dinner. Stay rebel 🤘

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    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bosses at work would disagree lol.

    Dana Ondráčková
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Just bought spongebob pasta and I am unsupervised And undtoppable!

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So l had cookies & coffee for breakfast. Pizza for dinner & snacks before bed. Someone will cook tomorrow ... just not me. That's what l have a husband & grown son for.

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    #14

    Make It Two

    Meme text about millennial life decisions, referencing ordering a margarita instead of Diet Coke.

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    Julia Winfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes perfect sense to me. She's sad there's no diet coke so she's gotta drown her sorrows away now.

    Jill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of my mom (American) trying to order a beer in a pub in England. She literally said, "I want one of those light beers, like Guiness." We all almost fell out of our seats laughing hysterically and the shock on the barkeeps face was priceless.

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if that's all she was having, Guiness IS a light meal 🤣🤣

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    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the effort that counts.

    Raimei Ai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this...went shopping yesterday to get my 2 dollar mini cookie bucket fix on discount. They didn't have any....but a double layer rainbow cake coated in sprinkles on discount for 6 buckz cuz it was clearly dropped? Yeah.....made that mistake yesterday...it's half gone now....I live alone...

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls aren't old enough to drink. Women and ladies are. Don't infantilize us.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you're going through the fast food drive through & you order diet coke but instead they hand you real coke, I'm not complaining. I'm drinking it!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calories are calories, and I'd rather have mine in a margarita than a Coke.

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    Looking at student debts and real estate prices, it's tempting to think that millennials are leading a life nothing like the generations that came before but Tyler thinks deep down we're all the same.

    "I only know what being a 30-something is like in present times, but if I had to guess, I would say that all generations have their differences and their similarities."

    "I think in your 30s, you're still figuring life out. You still ask yourself so many questions. Should you have gone to college? If you did, did you pick the right major? Did you pick the right career? Is it too late to change careers? Why does my knee always hurt? Do I want kids? And if you have kids, you're trying to figure out what does it mean to be a parent and how to be a good one. Some people are married. Some aren't. If you aren't, maybe you love it. Maybe you think it's too late, and on and on and on it goes," he said.

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    #15

    Go On.. Get

    Baby Yoda hiding behind a wall, reflecting millennial humor about avoiding neighbors.

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me touchig the door k**b and hearing a noice in the staircase: I wish they would hurry up so that I can leave too.

    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, we're censoring the word "k**b" now? Also a 100% me, I ain't opening the door if I hear people outside xD

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    SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally my other half 😆 .He will go around the back , do absolutely anything not to bump into the “talker” that shouts when he “talks”

    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the neighbor to take their dog in so I can take mine out.

    Linny H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! I thought I was the only one!

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    Leena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this at my church the other day. I was hiding from a birthday party in the fellowship hall that was empty. Someone came to open the door and I fast walked out to the hall like nope nope nope. No socializing for me right now.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neighbor knocked on my door yesterday, and I went to my knees (why??) and crawled into my bedroom until I heard him walk away.

    NotATaco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re censoring k**b now?

    Corona Extra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See what happens when you remove the Patriarchy and replace it with a matriarchal society? You get your God given rights away.. Good job women.

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    #16

    Where Are My Bob Saget Ogs

    Millennial meme comparing age using "America's Funniest Home Videos" nostalgic hosts.

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    Briana Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 13 and this is how it looked when I was 5

    Gur Lempel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Bob Saget... We will never forget you!

    Noel Calvert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough to be sad that he died :(

    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see that the modern AFV has a little sequence of old "Saget' videos, just to remember him.

    europaleta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the early days of youtube - "home videos" edition.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t think I was a millennial at 40 but apparently I’m a millennial XD

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, you are in fact a millennial.

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    tmw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amatures. I am THIS old. https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-tv-censored-bloopers-98-d**k-clark-1998-cnbccourtesy-everett-collection-128677810.html ( iknow. not a millennial. but I couldn't resist)

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched both. Bob was the best though. Rip Mr Saget.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jackalope was in America's Funniest People with Dave Coulier.

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    #17

    Yet Here You Are

    Millennial meme with coworker saying, "You look so unapproachable." Response: "Yet, here you are."

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    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter-in-law whom is my best friend says I have resting serial killer face. Never heard anything so sweet before in my life.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see this expression....I use it regularly lol

    Susan Briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im getting this one printed out in a coffee cup for my husband lol

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with silence as a punchline is that it's difficult to know the joke is over.

    aceofspades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i am unapproachable, i'm a f*****g dark souls boss with 3 phases and epic music, how the f**k am i not unapproachable?!"

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this a lot!!!! Like but really I guess not unapproachable enough. Objective Failed!!!!! I have a few antisocial shirts just so I can be clear I swear they draw more conversations then anything. Ugh.

    Ja Le Gr
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's intentional... And apparently I need to try harder... True story though, whenever I would go out to the club's people would always tell me that I looked intense and intimidating. Wasn't trying to, I usually just look serious I guess...

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    In a previous interview for our list of hilariously true adulting memes, Diana Divecha, Ph.D., who is a Berkeley-based developmental psychologist, focusing on the science of how children, teens, and families grow and develop, told Bored Panda that "developmental scientists consider adulthood to begin when the prefrontal cortex, the front-most region of the brain, finishes developing, at around 25 years of age."

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    Dr. Divecha pointed out that in WEIRD societies (Western, Educated, Industrial, Rich, Democratic), the on-ramp to adulthood has become very long—a period of about 10 to 15 years. She thinks of 'entering adulthood' as having three phases.

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    #18

    Where Is It All Coming From??????

    Millennials depicted in memes; childhood fantasy versus adult chores.

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neverending chorey, Na na naa, na na naa, na na naa.

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dirty things keep appearing in my house. It's magical.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the beginning of the pandemic when staying in was new, i actually finished ALL the laundry. Washed, folded, put away. Even the hand wash. I consider it a milestone in my life.

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "The Nothing" devouring more and more of your world each day.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ending nightmare as an adult. Every morning I clean my whole house top to bottom. 8:00pm with my four year old and it looks like a homeless encampment. You just can't win.

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favorite movie as a kid. Least favorite chores as an adult...

    Alma Muminovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im starting to think if I have 4 sets of everything I would have a cleaner kitchen by force. Maybe less is the secret? Less everything so it can never build up and suffocate you on a weekly basis!

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both reproduce all by themselves every 24 hours. Exponentially

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most I did for dinner today was put frozen food on a plate and microwave it. Where the rest of these dishes came from is baffling. The cups though.... someone stop me, I don't rinse, I just get a new one

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    #19

    Okay But Hear Me Out, I’m Not Very Good At Listening To Myself

    Millennial meme about the regret of postponing tasks, highlighting adult decisions and relatable humor.

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: I'm gonna get up early to work out. Also me: we both know that's a lie.

    Melanie Hornak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, schedule that lie in the morning so it's out of the way hahaha

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    Vetus Vespertilio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you hit 50, the Chevron Corollary kicks in: The chance of a late-night personal emergency requiring immediate transportation is inversely proportional to the amount of gas you have left in your car.

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that means that I have to stop on my way home. There shall be no barriers between leaving the office and entering the home.

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always fuel up in the mornings - No one is out and about at 4am so it’s the perfect time!

    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any time the car gets under half a tank the wife immediately reminds me of the time 25 years ago when we *almost* ran out of gas in rural Nebraska because *someone* didn’t want to fill the tank up before we got to the motel.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad the pandemic ended Oregon's " we will pump it for you".

    Teresa Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said on Monday night. On Tuesday morning, I got stuck on the interstate by an overturned semi. I left my house at 6:20 and did not get to work until 8:10. I had to spend my lunch getting gas.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errands are for the afternoon so you can feel more accomplished before you come home.

    Willem Groenewald
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll put the trash out in the morning, on trash collection day.

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    #20

    You Know What I Mean?

    Text meme expressing millennial desire for various living environments.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the comfort of the ocean with the serenity of the forest with the open space of the countryside and the convenience of the city.

    Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oregon or Washington

    Steven Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re describing Metro Vancouver, British Columbia

    May light defeat the darkness
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vancouver, BC. All of the above but you have to have loads of money.😭

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you got like three trillion dollars you can totally have one house in each biome...

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to live on the water but not worry about hurricanes, live in the country with diverse people and no tornado worries, and in the city but with a big yard for my dogs. C'mon, it can't be THAT difficult.

    Ellen Tannenbaum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost anyone on one of those house hunting shows, if you add “I want to be in the middle of the action but no neighbors visible from my house.”

    Ella Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to simultaneously live everywhere and nowhere at the same time, you feel me?

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    "The first phase begins with puberty, when the sex hormones begin their real job, to remodel the brain in order to prepare for adulthood. This is a time when respect from the peer group takes on new importance as nature prepares young people to eventually leave the nest and form new social groups."

    "But this can be a bumpy period at first, so it’s helpful for teens to stay open and optimistic, and to have a few different peer groups. It’s also easy to be impulsive in this phase, so cultivating discernment (wise decision-making and action), and taking a moment to think before acting can be helpful, and at times, even life-saving," Dr. Divecha said.

    #21

    Aah Squeegee Squeegee My Windows!

    Text meme about being over 30, cleaning to old party music. Millennials humor.

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    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can still drink and clean though.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have a glass of wine when I iron clothes. It doesn't seem as much of a chore then.

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    Jesse Corder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair I'm still getting drunk to that music, I just found a way to be productive at the same time.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the window...to the wall! Yep it's a cleaning song now.

    Maiju Niemistö
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. This hurt. Bad. Didn't even realize until now, how true this is.. 😅

    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did that. And i had a great time

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only Hoover if Queen is playing loudly through headphones. Then naturally you pretend to be Mrs Doubtfire next when I Want To Break Free ends.

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god my soul actually hurts now

    Trixie Winchester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My soul hurts because its true.. 😭 🧡🦇

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    #22

    Well Isn’t That Just Kick You In The Crotch Spit On Your Neck Fantastic

    Millennial meme of a man reacting to being told "you look tired" in an office setting.

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    Ja Le Gr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I was in the best physical shape of my life, I looked great(somehow managed to have abs), I was happy, and people kept asking me if I was eating enough....

    HeatherDPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't wear makeup one day..."Wow you must have just finished working ou!!" NO my face is just this red!

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Response to all negative remarks: "I'm just glad the chemo is working."

    Raimei Ai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeze. I've been dieting and lost 70 lbs in 9 months...my mom "Have you gained weight?" .....really???

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only look I have. FU chronic insomnia.

    Susan Briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ususally that means you look like s**t..yup

    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only look tired? That's an improvement on so exhausted I'm hallucinating.

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I'm pale naturalization so that seems redundant.

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    Regina phalange
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This still applies to me and I’m not a millennial! 😞

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    #23

    That’s Just Simple Economics Though

    Millennials meme: "Adulting is putting back chicken for $11.58 because you see one for $11.17."

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's $0.41 I could put towards another item.

    Nina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you for doing the math so i did not have to

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    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, when the packs are all priced the same, you put back the one that's only .932kg for the one that's .958kg. That's a whole extra 26 grams of chicken right there!

    JLN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! My husband thought I was crazy until I pointed out why would I pay $11 for 862g of chicken when I could have 1032g for the same price?!?!

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    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but then debate if the extra weight is fat, meat or Bones and if it will help you make soup stock or not. Penny pinching

    kayla Mckee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I also clip coupons and will seriously buy a different amount of the larger amount is on sale for a fraction more than the original amount I wanted cause I think about the long run.

    Lorrie Rothstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that's how i go grocery shopping. I also look for cheaper pieces of meat

    Edward Monks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11 bucks, jeeze, im buying the yellow sticker chicken cos its reduced to 2.99

    Raimei Ai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeeze. My mom hated shopping with me as a kid. Me "This one's cheeper!" Mom "But this one is better quality." Me "How?" Mom "It just is!" She still hates shopping with me and I'm almost 30...tho to be fair she hasn't shipped with me in a few years.

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this at 14… oof

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    The second phase, according to the developmental psychologist, is identity exploration —a time when we start asking ourselves questions like: 'Who am I?' 'What's important to me?' And 'Where do I fit in?'

    "This is a period of great creativity, so to the extent possible, it’s helpful to try new things and explore possible interests," Divecha explained. "Some will fit, others will not, but all will be helpful information about what matters to each individual. Learn how the world works: Get real-world work experience, learn how corporations and social media manipulate the public for profit, work on real-world problems, and find adult mentors—they offer crucial bridges to adulthood. And finally learn skills—practical skills like cooking, laundry, cleaning, and personal finance, as well as interpersonal communication and emotion-regulation skills."

    #24

    Worth It

    Millennial humor meme: a man in a suit sits tiredly next to a jar of cheese balls reflecting exhaustion after work.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also me all day on any day I have off work.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wake up and clean,do laundry and rather than four hours later my four year old breezes through the whole house and it looks like I opened my door and Hurricane Katrina came right in.

    Lyra Sis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a house rule. No one is allowed to ask me for anything for 15 mins when I get home from work unless someone is bleeding or dead.

    Grace Walker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even 20 and this is already me

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Trick is to use your momentum: Do all this before coming home/sit down. I get more done on workdays than on weekends cause I start at the Couch and just stay there at my days off. @_@

    katjune
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let me just take a quick nap"

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I write a list of things to do, in order to cross out those that gets done. My lists lasts for far too long

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    #25

    Haaaawwwwyea!

    Millennial meme text: "If you hear weird noises in the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance."

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monster in my closet: Aaargh Me: AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH Monster: I was just kidding you know

    Fred the rat king
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah fam just give ‘em tea and biscuits they shut up soon afterwards

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream about a horrible demon looming over my bed. So I bit him.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I hear weird noises at night I just tell the cats to be quiet.

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I b***h slapped a demon in my room. It was actually my bathrobe hanging off the back of a chair, but it sounds cooler if I leave that bit out.

    Eli Klimentova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Me before having cats when hearing a weird noise: “Burglar. This is it, I’m done for” Me now: “FFS, Amos, go to sleep you psycho”

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    XRaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you feel a monster touch your foot in the middle of the night, moan loudly. that'll scare 'em off.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acceptance is also an option, if this is how I go then this is how I go.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the country there's no such thing as strange noises. If you are a city type it would probably be terrifying though. Husband went outside one night and there was a bear came in told me and I run outside, where's the bear ? 😜

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    #26

    Oh No

    Millennial humor meme about realizing you're the adult in situations, featuring a person with long hair smiling awkwardly.

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smile in pain Adult edition 30.0+

    Cath Homer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wake up and expect my parents to be in the house, then I remember that I'm the grown-up in my own house. S**t.

    Bad Mole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first emergency call as an EMT was a car accident in an intersection. My first thought was "Yikes, we better call for help... Oh, right."

    Melissa Gallo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just last week I was seriously this *thisclose* to saying to my dad during an argument "I know you're the adult, but...". I'm 50 years old.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wonder how the hell you got here.

    commie pinkofag
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clear some people grew up with a quality of adult that's completely outside of my experience.

    Lyra Sis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on the phone with my kids grandmother and a small grease fire started. I told her I would call her back I a fire started and I needed to call a adult forgetting that she was an adult and f**k so was I. In my defense I was in my early 20's lol

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, uh. This will not end well, I can assure you.

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    The third phase is early adulthood and it's usually defined with first commitments to jobs/careers and relationships. "Learning from mentors and gaining emotional and interpersonal skills continue to be important. Flexibility and adaptability are key, too, as young adults frequently change jobs until they land one that feels like a good fit or they create their own independent/entrepreneurial path," Divecha said.

    "It seems you just have to figure it all out on your own," Tyler said. "So in that way, I think every generation is similar. How we're all different? I don’t know, previous 30-something generations probably weren't making TikToks and running meme pages. They were probably buying a second home or something by now."

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    #27

    Well Okay Then

    Millennials' humor meme: "Me: 'I’m in my prime' My Knees: 'The f*** you are,'" featuring a surprised man.

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    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, MY knees are fine! My hip on the other hand (tries to find the next dose of ibuprofen...)

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us pray to the Great God Ibuprofen!!!

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My joints could provide the sound effects for Rice krispies at this point lol

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have paid for the extended warranty.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My knees have done that since I was 8

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    17 is in the prime of life, right? Because otherwise I’ll be forced to draw the conclusion that my joints are aging about four times faster then the rest of me

    Ja Le Gr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My back. Thought it would be a good idea to trying to do some exercise at home, tried doing jumping jacks, my back said a big NOOOOOOOOPE! Could barely move for a week afterwards...

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hip,knees and soooo much brain fog.

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    #28

    I’m Not Crying. Youre Crying

    Instagram meme about millennials reminiscing the 1996 experience with Pizza Hut, TGIF, and Blockbuster.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss going to Blockbuster on Friday nights to get some movies! (And the takeaway place was right next door!).

    𝖊𝖆
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss! The town where I grew up had a McDs, KFC and Burger King NEXT to the Blockbuster. Talk about a dream combo, it was as exciting as choosing what to have for dinner as it was picking the film.

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    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The year is 1970: “We interrupt this broadcast for the president’s state of the union address” Every viewer in America: “well, f**k.”

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it’s not like you had a choice of channels, and if you did, it was probably two of them.

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    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the smell of Pizza Hut! And remember those big red plastic Coke tumblers and the glass shaker of parmesean cheese (that you finally just gave up and took the top off to REALLY parm your pizza)? And if you wanted to be daring, you'd give your pizza a couple shakes of the pepper flakes.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought those days would never end. Someone lied to me.

    Tiffany Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T.G.I.F was awesome and I still feel like nothing as good as those shows comes on now

    PC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this wonderful thing called the internet in which to watch. really?

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    Anthony Parisi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blockbuster and take out on Friday nights....the best!!

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - never happened. Everyone knows the good movies would be gone if you wait until after dinner.

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    #29

    Back To My Comfort Zone I Go

    Monk looking at mountains, meme humorously depicting millennial social exhaustion.

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    Tigerpacingthecage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much life if you are an introvert. The memories of deep conversations or real intimacy can give you joy for a long time though.

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, me wanting to have friends to talk with but only on the internet because then I don't have to worry about anyone wanting me to actually leave the house to do things.

    Jack Gherj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an actual mood introverts have it much harder

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    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's take about that long to recover the energy that 7 drained being around folks. One day in public I need four or five to get my energy right.

    Ja Le Gr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an introvert, I feel this to my core.

    Marble2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally spent 3 months without meeting any people, the closest encounter was the delivery guy and I saw him for 2 seconds and he was standing 2 meters away from me. I never took a corona test nor were I ever sick during the 2 years of pandemic. I am going to miss that time

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    Tyler also wanted to explicitly thank all of his followers. "I really didn't think when I started this page at the start of quarantine 2020 that it would turn into what it is and it has been incredible so far."

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    "I'm just glad that I'm able to provide some laughs to people during these crazy times. I have plans to expand the page into more at some point, I just need to find the time to do it, but I’m excited to see where '30 And Tired' goes!"

    #30

    Why Though??

    Millennial meme about drinking water before bed, featuring a surprised woman and the caption "Pissing the night away."

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    Sian E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times...

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annnnnd then he has to get up to go pee half a dozen times.

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    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And always just as I’m about to fall asleep! I swear I pee more at night than all the liquid I could have possibly consumed all day!

    pemdas927
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you wake up w/ dry mouth, grab something to drink, and the fun starts all over again.

    Mary Gray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol,! Gravity! Fluid from legs, when u lie down goes back up (scientific bla bla) & you want to pee!!

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And god forbid you get a bit cold. Makes want to pee even more.

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    Eliza May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get knocked down, but I get up again. And again. To go to the toilet.

    Vicky De Raedemaeker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hoping the dogs don't wake up because they have to pee to

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh I'm sure it's that. Nothing to do with drinking the whiskey drink, the vodka drink, the cider drink and the lager drink.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either that or I wake up with a headache because I'm dehydrated.

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    #31

    Diet Starts Today

    Millennials meme about a 70s crash diet featuring wine, eggs, steak, and coffee for tired 30-year-olds.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the look of this, but without the eggs

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think we can substitute the eggs with more wine?

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure a functioning alcoholic wrote this. 🤔

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a reminder that wine bottles can be 15L or larger. Choose wisely.

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tons of black coffee + literally no fiber whatsoever (no plant material period). That is a dark and fell combination.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd cut out the coffee. It irritates my stomach.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how they don't specify the size of the glasses.

    Nora Petricien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wine bottle a day keeps the doctor away

    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be willing to do the wine part. Which seems to be the most important part of this diet.

    Jesse Corder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note, there is never any recommended amount of coffee. Just drink.

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    #32

    Just A Smidge Thanks

    Millennial meme: At a club, asking DJ to turn down the volume by sliding $10.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will never see me at a club!

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, some clubs are pretty enticing. There’s one I frequent often—It’s called Sam’s club😅.

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    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old ass doesn't even want to go to bars anymore because even those have the music SO. DAMN. LOUD.

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What annoys me is when this happens at restaurants. If I wanted to scream over music to speak to someone I'd go to a club.

    Verified Losr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I don't leave my house lol. I'd literally rather be at a library or a museum with no people than a club or bar.

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOODNESS...THIS IS M.E.!!

    Joe calbery
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I should no longer be at the club when I started wearing earplugs. It's just too loud.

    Emmy Dumont
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I went to a club I broke a dude's nose. My butt is MINE you don't get to touch it at will. That was the final straw for me!

    Jennifer Briggeman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a church and asked them to turn their system dow a bit, they told me they couldn’t (LIES!!) and handed me some foam earplugs…

    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brings back memories, this is hurting my ears why am I here again?

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    #33

    About To Start Subscribing To The Phone Book Again

    Millennial meme about work fatigue and childhood memories from Twitter user.

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    kristina law
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper towels are seriously such a luxury though tbh lol

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...sometimes you gotta make do with that stained dishrag.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to go back to bed now

    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People at home were the ones that made me angry and tired tbh lol.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I'm self employed and rarely ever see my customers. Good money and rare contact. It's a win--win for me.

    Diana K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like a damned fine setup, wish I could figure out how to make it work..

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    XRaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me angry and tired so I can afford to not be considered a failure in society! unpaid! well, more like 60 if we're counting homework...

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make phone books anymore-not the ones you could sit on to reach the table. Idk what little kids will do now.

    Briana Burton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is being a kid minus the fact you get money from it

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    #34

    For Me It’s Pickle Jars With Like A Single Pickle Left

    Millennial meme text about the struggle of cleaning the fridge and wasted plums, humorously critiquing oneself.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look forward to 60 then - yayy they're gone off so I can throw them out and eat something I actually like

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have the best intentions. There will be one time I actually eat all of my fresh fruit or vegetables before they go bad and I'm so encouraged that I'll buy more the next time I grocery shop. Big mistake.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strawberries... bI absolutely love them! I buy them, they sit in the fridge, I see them and like "yeah! gonna have them tonight!" Get caught up in other things. No go. Finally get to go eat them and find some fuzzy little mold has started to do it for me. I suck!

    UnEarthed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me... I've got strawberries in the fridge

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just to say/ I have not eaten/ the plums/ that were in/ the icebox

    Kim Sheckell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your family members eat the food you’ve been wanting to eat.

    Evi Grimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is about me isn't it? Who wrote this and why were you in my fridge?

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 30, you buy whatever you want to eat; at 40, you buy what the kids will eat; at 50 you buy what your SO will eat; at 60, you buy whatever you both want to eat, and the kids can't come to dinner BC you're going out... Again.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never throw food away. I might not eat what I purchased, but I give what is safe to the birds.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of the fruit that gets thrown out has gotten too old because it didn't really taste good. Some shops were I live seems to buy fruit they have only looked at but not tried to taste.

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    #35

    Aleve And Coffee Are My Frens

    Tweet about feeling tired in your 30s, humorously comparing it to a hangover.

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    Crease Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exhaustion come in tsunami like waves… drowning in tiredness.

    Winter Eleven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fun part of mental illness is also always feeling like crap and not be able to comprehend how people just don't suffer every single day

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep waking up with parts I forgot I had.

    Mer☕️🧭☕️
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, 20s - scoff at vitamins/supplements...30s - eh, couldn't hurt to look...B vitamins for energy, maybe...40s - THE SUPPLEMENTS AISLE IS WHERE IT'S AT, YO! (Best check w/ your doc first, tho', if you can afford to go to one.)

    Taylor Carroll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get drunk so I don't know what a hangover feels like but every disease (including covid) of which a symptom is fatigue or tiredness just makes me laugh.. like.. that's my default state of existence???

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actually hangover in your 30s feels like you have the flu for like 3 days. It’s awful and definitely not worth it.

    Miss-Un-Derstood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sad that young people are SO OLD mentally. I've never had bad knees, sore back, tired body & I am a hell of a lot older than 30's!

    Nadia Monteira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for your 40's, you might be even more surprised And in your 50's, if nothing in your body hurts it's because you're dead. Hahahaha

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    #36

    B-But Those Are Worry Snacks? They Don’t Count

    Millennials meme about adulting; 90% worrying about money, 10% spending it on treats.

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    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 90%? I'm up to like 98% at this point.

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already ate all my allocated worry snacks for the week

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is literally me. I keep buying books for when I don't have the money to buy more books.

    Gosiaatje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I know this all too well. I treat myself to expensive books because "I've been through a hard period and I do deserve a reward" 😅

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope,I gave up worrying about money a long time ago. It does absolutely no good.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or not having the treats you want because your blood sugar is too high, your cholesterol is too high, your blood pressure is too high & caffeine wrecks you. Oh and you're too fat. But this isn't your 30s. This is old age.

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    #37

    I Should Probably Figure That One Out

    Barbie meme depicting a funny millennial moment in bed, searching for a birth certificate.

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I throw it out this morning with trash paper?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost tore apart the trash looking for my wallet yesterday.

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    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SON OF A F*****G B***H WHERE IS MY SIN CARD

    EEF🤓
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally did this last night. Still don't know. I was definitely born, we know that much.

    Rico Mendez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question. I lost it years ago, which I forgot about it until a few years ago when I needed it. Now I'm wondering HOW I lost it.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't seen mine in so many years, I'm almost certain it got thrown out when I was cleaning my dorm to leave college.. in 2006 😅 Guess I should order a new one soon!

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do it now. When you need it, it is way too late

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    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is my car title? Someone could forge my name, take it to the DMV, get a new title and steal my car

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask your mom. I needed mine and it took my mom zero time to not only get it, but to scan it and send it to me.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me it's more like I wonder what truly happened at Dyatlov Pass. I can't turn my brain off for unsolved things.

    Kaylin Wickre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one? It should probably just be "Everyone" lol

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    #38

    This Movie..

    Millennial meme shows a dinosaur therapy session with a humorous twist on emotional issues.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 6 when TLBT came out and thus this is pretty accurate, tbh.

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not this scene for me - the one where he thinks he sees her, runs after her and it’s really the shadow of a rock. Then Little Foot just cries

    Geeki Nikki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that's the worse! You're like 🙂😃😄😯😲🥺😭

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was when Artax was swallowed by the Swamps of Sadness, in the Neverending Story. 😢

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie made me cry like a little girl. I was in fact a little girl at the time, but even so.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Fox and The Hound is still my go-to movie when I need a good cry, but Land Before Time is a great one too. And Brave Little Toaster 😭

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it was when Dumbo’s Mom got locked up.

    Seán Baron
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 19 yrs old when I first saw this, on Christmas Eve on BBC1, and I sobbed like mad!!!

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Also spirit (the horse movie) broke me. And to make things worse, my brother made fun of me for crying.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't need to be reminded of this today!

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    #39

    Just To Be Safe

    Meme of millennial checking door, doubting if it's locked, with woman saying "I have to go back."

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel attacked 😂

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like personally. Lol. Somebody peering into my life. 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣. I have literally turned around while in the car like hey can you go back did I lock my door.

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    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't know this about me 😅

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in my 20s checking 50 times to make sure I set the alarm before falling asleep. Also me: Wakes up every single day before the alarm goes off.

    Susan Briggs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think thats OCD you should have that checked.also is curable👍

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me but with my garage door. I see the door close but by the time I get back to work I have the following thoughts: Did I actually close the door? Or did I just imagine closing it? Did the dog learn how to open the door and get outside? Did someone steal everything we own? Will my husband leave me if he comes home and finds the dog and everything else gone?

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you set up a CCTV camera facing the garage door, that you can check online to see if you've closed it? The cost might be worth the relief of knowing for sure and not stressing over it.

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    Albert Roman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call that inherited OCD; thanks mom.

    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good, I’m not the only one who does this. Don’t forget the stove too, even if you didn’t use it this morning!

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 til 3 times a week since I found my door open one day after work..

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I lock the doors and husband comes home. I say did you lock the door he says yes so I get up and actually go lock the door.

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    #40

    I…… I Don’t Think We Can Be Friends Anymore

    Millennial meme depicting a tired woman in glasses with a confused expression, wearing a t-shirt with a cardinal print.

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    MarmotArchivist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm fine with 9pm but if you suggest anything before 9am, we can't be friends anymore.

    Omi bub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, before 11am is pushing it

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    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember wondering why my grandparents went to bed at 9:00. Now I wonder why they stayed up so late.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9PM is when our outing ends and we go home right?.....right?

    Glen Ellyn
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw this photo, why did I think, "Robin Williams?" 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤭

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a night owl and insomniac so anything before 10:00am and we are fighting.

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Night owl insomniac here too. Don't call me before 9am. Or after 9 pm. Just cause I'm "up" don't mean I wanna be bothered. Naw I ain't even gonna go I might as well be up front. But u up ...... Yes just don't have the energy for u. Lol

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our mid-40s my wife and I would come home exhausted because we’d stayed up until 10 to go see friends, and our 22-year-old neighbor would be all dolled up and heading out for the night. On a Tuesday. Boggles the mind.

    Lisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I don't even like having meal with friends/family that doesn't end by 5 pm, gotta be home before dark cause that's what time I start watching/streaming my stories on the tv with my steeped tea.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone wants me to meet them in the woods at 5AM, I'll be there. If they want to meet me at a drinking establishment at 8PM there is a 0% chance of me showing up.

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But have you seen this show that the pic of her is from? Oh it's good.

    exhausted crier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great time for me to go back home, yes.

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    #41

    What Are Those? Buttons?

    Millennial humor meme showing a bearded man awkwardly attempting small talk with a comment about wearing a shirt.

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know, I'm a human too!"

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might love the Are You Human by zefrank on you tube * not sponsoring him or anything, just very funny guy.

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    Crease Almighty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monday morning in the office pre-morning coffee

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is basically how I converse now

    Vicky De Raedemaeker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's gonna rain today............ Wait for awkward answer

    David Henry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is some strange we're having." Me trying to make small talk during an unexpected snow in the south. No, I didn't leave a word out in the self quotation above.

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you eat? I do. Would you like to do that in the same room together sometime?" (another reference, if you get it...we're friends now).

    AtomKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is specifically me and my bestie. I love her so much

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not going to apologize anymore for sounding like I just learned how to speak post-pandemic.

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    #42

    I, For Some Reason, Have Forgotten How To Function As A Human Being

    Millennial meme: stressed person trying to put change and receipt in their pocket, impatient person waiting.

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    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, so true. That's why I pay with a card. :P Also when you forget to weigh something or there's an issue with the price and the clerk leaves to check with you just standing there and staring at the ground.

    Neon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but, where i live we have people that paired not weighing with cards = first looking for *insertnameofstorehere* card, then of course nothing weighted, putting back wallet in purse/pocket ... and then again searching for the bank card like he/she didnt know they will have to pay a moment later.... ;)

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    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamn but that actor does an amazing job at being a creepy m**********r.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love David Tennant so much! He was my favorite Doctor 💜

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have gone past this. F em, let them wait while i put way my card and fold the receipt.

    Nitro Codes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That photo is just funny, regardless of context.

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same look I give the cashier as I’m still trying to collect my bags as she’s sliding the next person’s groceries at them.

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel guilty if there's ppl in back of me, vigorously waiting.

    Doug the Special one
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always use cash, even if it's only to piss off the rest of the queue.

    Jason Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the worst was when someone was writing a check in front of you . . .

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    #43

    It’s That A Challenge

    Man humorously eating box of chicken nuggets, illustrating a millennial meme.

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    JustAFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I ate 25 chick fil a chicken nuggets in 5 minutes. Highlight of my life.

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that’s like “sharing size” haribo bags. Like b***h I eat two of those on my own

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 chicken nuggets is only the appetizer.

    Sam J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried eating a 20pc by myself and felt sick afterwards. Haven't had nuggets since. But I can have a double quarter pounder with extra cheese, a medium fry and diet coke without issue. Strange.

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My standard McDonald's order when I was fat and about to stroke out: 20pc McNuggets, Two large fries, McDouble + McChicken (if you know you know), and if I was frisky, two Sausage McMuffins with egg. Plus, if it's March, a Shamrock Shake.

    Frances Blades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell my 12 yr old 56 lb son that 🙄

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    #44

    Yell At Me Okay!

    Millennials in a meme collage showing intense tennis players focusing on incoming balls.

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    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too!! (If it makes you feel any better, I watched Star Wars for the first time at 38)

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    Verified Losr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me blinking at stop lights and convincing myself I changed the color because of X-Men

    Linda Gilliam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to do the nose twitch like Samantha Stevens from Bewitched. Cried ( 10-12y.o ) 😭😭 every day bc I couldn't do it. I'm 53 now & still CAN'T do it. Lol 🤣🤣

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still try this occasionally, just to be sure

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a good lil movie for sure.

    Abha Srivastava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My expressions while I confront each day...hello mornings!

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    #45

    I Need Some Aleve

    Tweet from 30andTired humorously describing challenges of being in your 30s, mentioning sneezing hard and joint discomfort.

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally twisted my ankle during sleep. I think when I was turning. In my bed. At home. I am really hoping that is what happened, because I woke up with a second degree bruised ankle.

    Maya Baggins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fiancé dislocated his knee in his sleep. Not twisted, not hit, DISLOCATED

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    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In your 40s you can sneeze, break wind and wee yourself all at the same time. A trifecta of shame.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was literally just telling my husband what happened to me today. I was in a communal area at my TAFE chatting to one of my classmates when I let off a sneeze. Unfortunately it wasn't just a sneeze that came out, I let off a ripper of a fart too. It was made louder because of the plastic chair I was sitting on and to top it off, the area we were sitting in echo's. I didn't pee luckily, the fart was embarrassing enough lol.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I have to brace myself against a counter for a sneeze so my back won't give out.

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!!! That mess hurt so bad!! And sometimes u can feel it gonna be a neck or back sprain one. So embarrassing. Lol

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    Christina Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to sneeze into my elbow, missed and punched myself in the face. This has happened several times.

    Hazel Wasil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says I yell when I sneeze. I say I just sneeze thoroughly.

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently threw my neck out by blowing my nose. That was a new low.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I wrenched my shoulder buttoning up my shirt and couldn't use that arm for half the day.

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislocated the last joint on my left middle finger putting on a sock. I can't afford a doctor visit, so I was "This is how it is now." A week or so later, it slipped back in place.

    Sarah Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I coughed and cracked a rib at 29

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    #46

    I Have Earned This

    Millennial meme about turning 30 and choosing not to go out with friends, from Instagram account 30andTired.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns 40: I have earned the right to die.

    Abha Srivastava
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns 45: I have earned the right to become a ghost and plague your existence... And STOP saying YOLO!

    Ickle Trixter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns 50 - when will this all end???

    TV Junkie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Wait til you see what 50 is like!

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son of a f*****g b***h. I wish that was a badge you could earn in your teens.

    L1z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can! Go out only if you want to

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 40: I want to stay home with my cats and eat cheetos.

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    60, l have earned the right to Top Shelf & learned that some things are best in measured doses. So l won't feel like dying.

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See in the UK you "legally" get the right to go out and drink without your family at 18, you TECHNICALLY gain the right to start heavily drinking with all your friends and most likely the knowledge and bland acceptance of your parents, knowing full well they did the same thing, at about 15. This means you're kind of over it and ready to get a sensible job and settle down around 22ish. It's wild, but it serves a purpose alright.

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    #47

    Churning Butter.... Not As Hard As I Thought

    Millennial humor meme showing a pioneer family with the caption "When your wifi is down for 10 minutes."

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes are good. Potato bread is good too. Potato pancakes...

    Angela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm old cuz when I watched that show I thought Micheal Landon was old. Now I look at that pic and I'm like, damn, he was so young???

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I've got the theme song stuck in my head

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cable and wifi went out for 2 day because our cable company is garbage; I played video games all day

    Kaylin Wickre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait .. You bake dolls? Oh well, to each their own 😂

    UNP Snae
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get your metaphor but in real life, do y'all see them really smiling though... I mean... I would rather be without technology if it meant that we would be happy again!

    Cousin Jake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a literally thing for me cause I can see the background for this whole show from my front porch

    Finn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm in south africa and the power goes out for 4 hours a day!!

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of abject terror when "l can't find my cord. Have you seen my phone cord? "

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    #48

    I Need A Taco

    Meme of a man giving up during cardio, reflecting millennial fatigue.

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm honestly so glad someone was thinking the same thing as me-

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    Mary Jeffries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just when your cardio improves, your knees and ankles say nope.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I normally say to my nephew: if you ever see me running, run too. Chances are something us chasing me and it's a good bet I'd give up quickly.

    Ur mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lucky if I make it to 24 seconds

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend took me to here exercise class with kicking. I pucked

    Gladys Hayes Southerland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what l said whilst in labor. I quit, mind & will. Body was busy & abstained from voting.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My idea of cardio is lying on the floor and thrashing for a bit.

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    #49

    It’s A Problem I Know This

    Millennial meme with a man walking an alligator on a beach as a humorous spending analogy.

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    kristina law
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep the Crocodile really wasted its money this time!

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocodile: I thought he would be meatier, but he's just full of s**t!! What do I do with him now??!!

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    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat has 17 shirts she refuses to wear and they were worth every penny. The next cat will wear them...

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wait till you get paid before buying stupid things? ^_^'

    Béla Kun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I plan financially, make a budget and all, and when my paycheck arrives everything goes out the window

    Martina Nunes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I celebrate paying off my debts by making new ones, it's a neverending pain

    Lola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even think Kanye is refundable either. You’re stuck with him.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I spend my 'stupid things' budget on tools that make infrequent tasks profoundly easier.

    WhyAmIHere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a waste of money. You have a friend now!

    Tim Bouchee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What a croc of s**t that was..."

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    #50

    Just A Typical Monday

    Two-panel meme depicting a millennial woman holding a coffee, captioned "I can't complain. Actually, I can."

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom agrees to this 😂

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I'm so old my children are millennials and I can relate to everything in this whole post.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when someone asks me "how are you?" I answer with "oh, can't complain. Unless you'd like me to, in which case I can complain at some length."

    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling best friend: Age 20: compare dates/parties Age 50: compare doctor visits

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell talks on the phone?

    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We earn this right after age 40!! Lol!

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't complain, because that means I should be fair and let you complain also. Life isn't fair.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually say "I can't complain it wouldn't do me any good"

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them How's it going (always from some random stranger) Me: Can't complain - well I could but what freaking difference would it make? I love the stunned silence. That's like the waitress a few weeks ago at a restaurant we hadn't tried yet, asking for our drink order. Me: Do you have Diet Coke. Her: No, is Pepsi okay? Me: No. I'll have an iced tea. The look on her face was priceless!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long you got, bc my complaints grow every day.

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    Navigating through one’s thirties can be equally challenging and humorous, especially when facing the myriad of responsibilities and life changes. Just like exploring the quirky caricatures of modern adulthood in the '30 And Tired' meme series, small business owners often find solace in humor.

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    For them, humorous insights about the daily hurdles of running a small business offer a reprieve and connect those in similar situations.

    #51

    Facts

    Facts

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    Millie Domeney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gallon of water a day keeps the pressure of actually having to go outside and socialize away!

    Marcel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also the drinking water all the time means you won't talk to people because your mouth is full Ɛ>!

    #52

    It’s A Thing Of Beauty

    It’s A Thing Of Beauty

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this 8 episodes make a seaon bs. That's not a season.

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Praise Jesus! Except for when they break up a season into two parts and make you wait months for that second part. Yeah, talking to you, Ozark 😠

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any suggestions 🤔

    L1z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! I just started a k drama called tomorrow but didn't realise only 8 episodes were available until I got through the 8th one :'( I was hoping for more :'( :'( :'(

    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peak American capitalism is not enjoying any show if it doesn't have 100 episodes. Quantity over quality every time.

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    #54

    Running Away Is The Only Option Here

    Running Away Is The Only Option Here

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if they say yes?? I'm not taking that risk!

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd gladly s**t my pants before I try a dangerous "stunt" like this!

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    Christina Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say yeah just let me know what's a good time/ day for you! They won't.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you risk that? Just fake the small talk and go through the same thing when you run into them again and again. It's a fun game to play lol.

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    #55

    Embrace The Chubbiness

    Embrace The Chubbiness

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cute chubby little bear WITH NO PANTS! Perfect.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…for the summer…” if only

    #56

    They Were Awesome

    They Were Awesome

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 90s? That's my ceiling right now! I've got whole galaxies up there!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never had them when I was a kid coz my parents didn't want to ruin the paint work on the ceiling. I have them on the ceiling now though, they were already there when we moved in and they still glow.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are still up there in my childhood bedroom :’) My mother painted over them because she’s a derp, but the stars are still up there. I had em on my lightswitch too so I could find it in the dark XD

    Frances Blades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my ceiling could look like this but spackling the ceilings is all you ever get unless you are lucky enough to actually qualify to OWN a home🙄

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90's? My room's like this as we speak!

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    #58

    This Is A Requirement

    This Is A Requirement

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think I'm going to pollute my fizz with the bodily fluids of oranges, you've got another think coming

    L1z
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think what someone else does for fun is going to change how I fun, you've thought wrong! Partner and family can have their own lives too, I don't need to partake in EVERYTHING they do lol

    PCW10101
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exceptionally good advice

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither, but my family does smoke a joint together on holidays or any day 😂

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    #59

    Outside Bad. Outside Very Bad

    Outside Bad. Outside Very Bad

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently in isolation, i thought it would be an opportunity to save some money. I have never been more wrong about anything in my life. Inside is way more expensive!

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those food orders during isolation killed my bank account!

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    Meyrin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So i take it you don't have Amazon account ... good for you

    #60

    Pickup Pickup Pickup Pickup

    Pickup Pickup Pickup Pickup

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 60s: put location sharing on Google maps on their phones and then they leave the bloody thing at home

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mom visited, i bought a cell phone so i could call from work. I called, she didn't answer. Asked her why and she said "i didn't want to bother you at work"

    L1z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol no it's more like 5-10 missed calls a week because they don't have their own lives to live and would rather disrupt mine every day.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My teens: *gets a page on my pager from mom and dad* XD

    #61

    So Is That A No? Or?

    So Is That A No? Or?

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    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am afraid for my kids and grandkids. this world is on it's way out i believe.

    Tigerpacingthecage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha yes. I don't regret going to university but it will never give me the sort of life/salary they hyped it up to be.

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    #62

    Come Again?

    Come Again?

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    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just mumble something incoherent and stare off into space.

    nini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they'll be the ones who don't understand, muahahah

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    Trevor Nicholson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya know what, no. You're not deaf. If you ask someone to repeat something, that's on them. If they say it the exact same way, that's on them because clearly you didn't understand them the first time. I'm so tired of people who mumble but it's my problem for not understanding. Speak clearly. If asked to repeat, speaker slower and clearer because they obviously didn't get it. The problem is your mouth, not their ears.

    Marcel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my solution is like "I didn't understand [insert part of sentence here]" or like "you said [word I heard]?" and it tends to go alright

    TahJia Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughh i hate that. Then when you speak louder to those people, they wanna kno why you're yelling at them🙄

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    #63

    It’s Bread…..and Cheese…..

    It’s Bread…..and Cheese…..

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love pizza, such a shame that pizza doesn't like me. I certainly pay for my love lol.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHARLIE <3 All Dogs Go To Heaven established the groundwork for my beliefs in the Rainbow Bridge today :p

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes great, can be bought and stored easily, is even easier to make and serve. Pizza is love, pizza is life.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can watch Popeye, and still don't like spinach....

    #64

    That Reflux Is No Joke Though

    That Reflux Is No Joke Though

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    #65

    Tired As Hell Today

    Tired As Hell Today

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Comes out of a coma after 12 years* 5 mins more

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    #66

    Wait A Gosh Darn Minute

    Wait A Gosh Darn Minute

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    Tigerpacingthecage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world runs more on punishment, or fear of, rather than rewards.

    Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Bubbles ,looking pissed. The Green Bastard is going to come out

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    #67

    Yeah Yeah Sure Suuuuure

    Yeah Yeah Sure Suuuuure

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    #68

    Be Gentle

    Be Gentle

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, we knew the saying was a load of shite even then

    King Kashue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both the bullies and the bullied knew that was bollocks. The parents and teachers who said it knew it was bollocks. If words didn't hurt, bullies wouldn't use them.

    L1z
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Still true today! Words only hurt if you let them, and I don't

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this is how I got through a lot of life.

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    #69

    Lets Go!

    Lets Go!

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    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never tried an iced coffee. I love both but the idea cold coffee 🤢

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are making the wrong recipe. Fill a glass loosely with ice cream ( vanilla is fine, coffee flavored is fine also ) Make some cold coffee yesterday. Gently pour that in to fill the gaps. Use a spoon to eat. If you can drink it, next time put more icecream in.

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    #70

    Well Damn Target I Thought We Were Cool

    Well Damn Target I Thought We Were Cool

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    #71

    What Even Was This Game Though

    What Even Was This Game Though

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally just playing with these last night with my 8yo. $7 at any box store. They still very much exist.

    VodkaInMySweetTea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just bought one of those for my kids to play with at the beach.

    Spannidandoolar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this exact set still exists at my mum's house.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know mine is, mum never chucks anything out!

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    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how 'bout the original lawn darts. ?

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! (Is it bad that I miss the danger of so many activities that kept me entertained as a kid)?

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Yes, I am. :( Remember when your friends/cousins would LOSE the ball and then the whole shebang would be useless until someone started trying to use a tennis ball? XD

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so old I don't remember it.

    J Ko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a pink and yellow set.

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    #72

    Wtf Is Happening

    Wtf Is Happening

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    Chich
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    60's kids thinking "You haven't seen *anything* yet.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know. We're not looking forward to it at all

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    Rens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being a 70s kid entering their 50s... I've no idea where the last 20-years went!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. Millennials are now making memes about being old.

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    KariLovesHerKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually remember that film. It was my sisters favourite. My little pony movie 1986. She watched it every day and the tape broke

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man this is exactly the dread it felt the days comin up to being 30.. Now im basically a corpse on a moving platform

    #73

    I Can Make It I Can Make It I Can Make It

    I Can Make It I Can Make It I Can Make It

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    Nora Petricien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when the driver didn't want to let me get on the bus because it was almost full "I have class in *look at watch* 12 minutes ago"

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    #74

    No One Is Mad While Eating Tater Tots. I’m Just Sayin

    No One Is Mad While Eating Tater Tots. I’m Just Sayin

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    DUN DUN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes: 🎶I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like🎶

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a blessed song to have stuck in my head, thank you.

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    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tune of Wonderwall: 🎶Potatoooes! I'm gonna bake 'em up and put cheese on! But after all, I need sour creeeam!🎶

    Marcel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love living in idaho i have potatoes like daily. best thing in the world

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near a factory that makes tator tots So disappointed they don't have a factory store.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes are delicious. We eat them as a side for most of our meals, never had a tater tot though.

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER. Can. Not. Stand. Potatoes

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    #75

    “Just Because You Have To Do Something Doesn’t Mean You Should” - Some Pretty Awesome Lazy Dude

    “Just Because You Have To Do Something Doesn’t Mean You Should” - Some Pretty Awesome Lazy Dude

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    #76

    Sleep? Who Needs Sleep?

    Sleep? Who Needs Sleep?

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    Felkey Felkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you cut out that whole pesky social life thing you can stop worrying about texting people back. Two birds, one stone.

    L1z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't text everyone back.... If it's important, call... And if I'm not busy I'll answer ;)

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, choose 3 and do one a day

    #77

    Damn That Would Have Showed Em

    Damn That Would Have Showed Em

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    Millie Domeney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate it when you finally get to have this argument with but the other person doesn't follow the script?

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my conversations go like that...even the good ones

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    #78

    If I Don’t Get A Quesadilla In About 2 Mins I’m Gonna Lose It

    If I Don’t Get A Quesadilla In About 2 Mins I’m Gonna Lose It

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need some of those thunderstorm ions!

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    #79

    I Need A Nap, A Snack, And My Couch Pronto

    I Need A Nap, A Snack, And My Couch Pronto

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    Riani Kivela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I start in the morning as the 3:00 and can usually inflate to the 8:00 by around noon.

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like 8:00, 10:00, 12:00, 12:30...

    #80

    I’m Doing This More For You Than Me

    I’m Doing This More For You Than Me

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one thing i miss about in office working. Endless, on demand hot coffee.

    Amanda B Bench
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't work where there isn't endless, on demand coffee. Nope. Lol

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    #81

    Why Though?

    Why Though?

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    #82

    *runs Outside To Scream I’m Sorry To A Terrified Flock Of Birds

    *runs Outside To Scream I’m Sorry To A Terrified Flock Of Birds

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to a tee. My hubby got drunk the other night (first time in years), anyway he kept apologising for silly things. I said is this what it's like when I apologise for everything, he said yeah. I replied "geez I'm bloody annoying" lol.

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    #83

    Hello Old Friend

    Hello Old Friend

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    Casey Burns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hollywood Video for me. I can still remember renting sega genesis and playstation games.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closest one is now a chemist..... I still need to sit several minutes in my car, holding a quiet memorial, before I can go in.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for Blockbuster for 5 years, moving from store to store as they closed in my city. Finally closed down the last one in 2014. Got so much free stuff that we were supposed to throw in a dumpster. My house is full of Blockbuster memorabilia, shirts, cleaning supplies, including an amazing Oreck vacuum, huge rolls of garbage bags, a laminator, paper shredder, holiday decorations, etc., and of course tons of movies. Truly thankful to Blockbuster for existing, they changed my life for the better! 💜

    #84

    Toe

    Toe

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    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    #85

    Food Real Good

    Food Real Good

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    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take mine in the form of Uber Eats. Food AND not leaving the house.

    Jyndaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contactless delivery is my love language

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    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends tempt me out by asking if I want to go and get cake.

    sanityisnotproven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and if you could send that via delivery that would be great.

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    #86

    Yippee….

    Yippee….

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twin girls that were child stars on TV..had their money invested...are rich and run a fashion empire all while still starving themselves into anorexia.

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    Tess Bradley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has 'New York Minute' not been mentioned? It's still one of the movie greats, even once you have the realisation that it came out 18 years ago... Also, the 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 – Licensed to Drive' PS2 game 🙃

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    #87

    Just Give Me A Couch And A Good Blanket

    Just Give Me A Couch And A Good Blanket

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    #88

    10 Burritos I Ate Before Noon

    10 Burritos I Ate Before Noon

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    #89

    Fries Just Hit Different There

    Fries Just Hit Different There

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    #90

    It’s Too Damn Hot For A Penguin

    It’s Too Damn Hot For A Penguin

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    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too old for tik tok, too young for life alert🤷🏼‍♀️

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    #91

    Pretty Sure My Grandma Has That Exact Blanket

    Pretty Sure My Grandma Has That Exact Blanket

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, there's nothing quite like a crocheted blankie. Mines purple

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have the one that my mom made me in 1976. It's on my chair right now. I can't move it because one of my cats nests in it. She loves it.

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    VodkaInMySweetTea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, I just found my crochet hooks in the back of my closet this weekend. I'm gonna go make me some granny squares.....

    #92

    Well One Large Coffee Is Number 1 Of Course

    Well One Large Coffee Is Number 1 Of Course

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    Blurryface
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pick 1, 4, and 5. How about you?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does self gratification count as a sex life?

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pick 3, 4 and 5. So very done with working and never liked coffee.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the joke, but this makes me realize how lucky I am to actually have all 6 right now (I mean, 2 could use a little work, but not for lack of opportunity). I guess this is one of those moments of gratitude they're always talking about.

    Nora Petricien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I just need 1 and 5 lmao the other are extra

    Rens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently started playing the Sims 3 again on my laptop.... And you cannot play without cheats if you want to have a career and relationship, a nice house and stuff it doesn't break down all the time, time to build skills, have a good relationship with your pets and your family, before you retire, get too old and die!

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    #93

    Rooney Was Just Trying To Do His Damn Job

    Rooney Was Just Trying To Do His Damn Job

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new puppy was one second away from being named Ferris because this is one of my favorite childhood movies, but the first time I said the name to my family, they were like “PARIS???” Sigh. Not worth the next 10+ years of them calling him Paris. XD

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've gone with Bueller. That way when you call him, you can say, "Bueller, Bueller, Bueller..."

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    Bipolarbear.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat named Ferris because of this movie.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew was such a cutie! (Still is actually; I love 'War Games'!)

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    #94

    They’re Called Errands. Look It Up

    They’re Called Errands. Look It Up

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup dual purpose errands. " Sorry can't today ( tomorrow , until the turn of the century) got essential errands I have to run.

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me minus the Starbucks coffee.

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